biwi chaye

Larka apni Maa se bola
Maa

Mujhe Dukh den
Tention den
Barbad Kr den
Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den

Ammi Ne Kaha

Kambakht shortcut me Bol na
“BV Chahiye”..:-D

Raat Din Ki Tameez Thi

Wohi aahaten dr-o-baam pr,

Wohi rat-jagon k azab hen

Wohi adh-bujhi meri neend hy,

Wohi adh-jaly mere khwab hen

Kbi chaha khud ko sametna to bikhar k

aur b reh gay Hain jo kirchi kirchi

parry hoe mere saamny mere raaz hen

Ye na pooch kaisy basr kiye,

Shab-o-Roze kitny pehr jiye?

Kisy raat din ki tameez thi,

kisy yaad itny hisaab hain…?

kaisa Feel kar

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue.

Larka aadhi Raat ko

1 larki ne aadhi raat ko

Larkay ko SMS kiya k

Ghar aajao ghar koi nai hai

Maza aayga

Larka chala gya

waqai ghar pe koi nai tha

TALA LAGA THA

Submit By: admin

Naqli note lekar

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..

Beautiful Quote by Friend

A Beautiful Quote Said By A Friend…
”I don’t care when you disturb me,
But I get disturb when you don’t disturb me”:-)

Lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi

Husband: Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi…?

Wife: Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye may ke chali jaungi

Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush
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Husband: 20 Rs. ki lagi hai… ye le 10 aur nikal

Jashne Azadi Mubarak

They Join hands in Hands

Brave Pakistanis all

By uniting v stand
by dividing v fall

Jashne Azadi Mubarak

Allah Bless our country.

Yaad Ka Deep

Apni ankhon k sabi ashk baha kar sona

Tum meri yaad ka har deep bujha kar sona

Ek sitara bhi mery khayal ka baqi na rahy

Chandni shab k nishanaat mita kar sona

Drr lgta hay neend hi kaheen cheen na lay

Tera her roz meray khwab mein aa kar sona

Baad mey log gira dain to koyi baat nahi

Har tarf payar ki dewaar utha kar sona

Subeh hoty hi teray shehr se jana hay mujhay

Aaj ki raat zara mujhko mana kar sona….

Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)

Celebrate NATURE DAY

Celebrate NATURE DAY.

Apke khayal se meri NATURE Apko kesi lagti hy??

EGO
ZIDDI
ROMANTIC
ANGRY
HAPPY
SHY
SAD
INNCOENT
LOVELY
CARING

Plz reply Must

Hum Jese Log

Karam karo sitam karo hum gila nhai kare.
Khazan main phol kabi khela nhai kare.
Khak main mela do lekan etna yad rakho.
Hum jese log dobara mela nhai karte.

AURTO KA AITEMAD ARIEL

PAKISTAN BHR KI AURTO KA AITEMAD ARIEL

Mere husbnd ko khane ki bilkul tameez ni
Janwaro ki tara khana, phr hath b shirt se saaf kr lena.
Unki 1 hi shirt ha Me roz dho k soti thi
1 dn unke dost ne un pr paan ki peek phenk di.
Pehle to mene unko mara.
Phr mere Abu ne ARIEL ka kaha.
Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hun
Jaha daag lage wahi beth k dho lete hen.
Muje ab apne husbnd itne pasnd hen k me kisi aur k bare me sochna pasnd b nhi karungi.

Tabeer sey mehrom

Tabeer sey mehrom meray khawab bohat thay,

Sada si kahani thi magar baab bohat thay.

Relation are like a glass

Relation are like a glass,

A scratch on one side will reflect on other side too.

Always handle feelings with care,

Because scratches can not be removed

Love Is The Reason

Love is the reason
why you got that smile on your face,

but there is no guarantee
that it wont come with tears.

Mohabat Ka Nasha

Sharab ka nasha bhi hota hai

or

mohabat ka bhi nasha hota hai

lekin

furq sirf itna hai k

sharab ka nasha sula deta hai

or

muhabat ka nasha rula deta hai

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian:

1- Kabi begherat fone nhi kry ga

2- Kameny ko kam kaho gy tu foran kahy ga, Ho jaye ga.. per ek din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.

3- ZALEEL Larkiyon ko Poetry or humain….pathano sardaro waly msg kary ga
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Hans mat
Tu bhi jigri dost hai

Faraz Naughty Sms

Tum kitne shauq se hathon me AINA pakar kar “FARAZ”
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“APNE” sar me JU’WEN talash kar rhe ho:-)

Submitted By: Talha (+92300-8058989)

Baghawt ho jate hai

Kisi Pathr Numa DIL Pr B Dastk Ho Hi Jati Hai

K Hasrt Jag Jaye to Karamt Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi anjan Chehre Se Kisi Purlutf Lamhe me

Jo Karna Na B Chaho To MOHABAT Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi Khamosh Chehre Se Muslsl ashk Behne Pr

Chupana B Agr Chaho WAzaht Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi K Dur Jane Pr Umiden Toot Jane Se

Wafa Me Rog Milne Ki ShiKayt Ho Hi Jati Hai

Ye Tm ne B Suna Hoga Zmana Aise Kehta Hai

K Jb B Ishq Hota Hai Bghawt Ho Hi Jati Hai.

Whats The Matter

Santa: Whats the matter, today you are getting a lot of I love you messages.
Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wifes mobile!

Choza Sherni Se

Choza,sherni se: Drling

I LOVE U

Sherni:Abay single pasli,tu nay apni jan,body,height dekhi hai?

Choza:Sab choro
JAN-E-MAN,sir
Confidence dekho

Submit By: Umer (03006662430)

Acha waqt Guzarna

Sab se acha waqt guzarna hai to prho

“La-ilaha-ilallah-Muhammadur-Rasul-Allah ”

jisko bhi snd kroge wo lazmi parhega. Aur sawab Apko b milega.

Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me
Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko To Zaroor
Bataungi,
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Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo
Tujhse
Pyaar Karega…
Hahahahahahahahaha

Devil sits in corner

When womens talk to eachother, the devil sits in the corner quietly and
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Not Only Learns 😛 but

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Notes Banata Hai Notes 😉 😛 😀

Happy Forever

“If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever.”

“But if you start believing that you are happy,
you will be happy forever.”

Dont Take Life Too Seriously

Dont Take Life too Seriously.
Always Find Time to Smile.
Smile dont add Years to Ur Life But add More LIFE to Ur Years.
~Keep smiling

Jeeney Ki Umeed

Mujhe jeeney ki umeed dobara dy do
Meri doobti kashti ko kinara dy do

Main dard ke sahil pe tanha khara hoon
Phir aa kar apni baahon ka sahara dy do

Tera daaman to bhara hai sitaron se
Mujhe sadqey mein ek sitara dy do

Mere angan mein aaj andhera hai bohat
Meri dehleez ko phir apna nazara dy do

Chand lamhey tujhe dekhney ki hasrat hai bas
Kab maine kaha ke waqt apna sara dy do

Dekh to sahi tere dar pe aaya hoon main
Mujhe phir koi tasalli koi ishara dy do

From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)

Winners never Quit

Victory is not the property of brilliants.

It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of HARD WORK.
Remember! Winners never Quit and Quitters never win.

Submitted By: Mujtaba Hasan (+923137576224)

Mere chahto ka wajood

Toot sa gaya Meri Chahato Ka Wajod…

Aab k0i acha Bhe Lage t0w Hum Izhar nahe Karty…

Two Powerful Energies

Patience and silence are two powerful energies.

Patience makes you mentally strong and silence makes you emotionally strong.

Have a nice day

Dastoor e chahat

Ye Shikwa Be-Waja Hai,Ye To Dastoor-e-Chahat hai,
K Jo Mehboob Hota Hai, Zraa Maghroor Hota Hai

Apna To Ye Sochker Waqt

Apna To Ye Sochker Waqt Guzer Zata Hai
Kyu Dur Jane Ke Liye Koi Karib Aata Hai.

Wo Jane Kaise Apne Dilse Mujhe Bhula Baitha
Mai Ger Bhulna Chahu To Bhula Bhi Yaad Aata Hai.

Tab Nikherti Hai Kahin Jindagi Ki Asli Surat
Ashq Jab Aapke Daman Pe Bikher Jata Hai.

Tadap Tadap Ke Tujhe Taumra Yaad Karta Rahun
Kuchh Aur De Na Jakhm To Bher Jata Hai.

Yun To Mai Khud Bhi Tujhper Tabajjoh Nahi Deta
Mera Jehen Hai Ke Her Bar Udher Jata Hai.

Beshaq Bahar Sooni Sooni Si Lagti Hai
Bul Bul Ke Chale Jane Se Kya Bagh Ujad Jata Hai.

Tanhaiyoun K Dard Se

Tanhaiyoun K Dard Se Khoob Waqif Tha Wo Faraz
Phir Bhi Dunia Main Mujhe Tanha Banaya Usne..

“Allah Sab ko RIZQ de ga”
Ye Uska Wada hai,
per sab ko BAKHSHNE ka WADA usne nahi kya!
Phir ham log Rizq men shaq Or
Maghfirat men yaqeen Kioon rakhte hen.

Haqiqi Mohabbat

Haqiqi Mohabbat

1 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob se batein kare.
(NAMAZ)

2 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob k liay khana peena chor de.
(ROZA)

3 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob pe apna maal luta de.
(ZAKAT)

4 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob k ghar k chakar lgaey.
(HAJJ)

5 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob pe apni jaan qurban kar de.
(SHAHADAT)

Pak hai Wo Zaat jo mohabbat k Laaiq hai.

Subhan ALLah,aim gee,

Wishing You A Happy Christmas

Wishing You a Happy Christmas
and to hope the New Year too.
Will be a very prosperous
Healthy and Happy Time for you..!!

naughty cricket commentator – adult sms

How does a cricket  comentator explain a girl  without clothes?

No cover , No extra cover , silly points , 2 fine legs.

A deep gali & some little grass on da pitch

Faraz Cheeni Sms

(”””)
(”””)
(”””)

Submit By: fahad (03052125043)

Allah ki rah mai

Jb tk tm apni pasandidah cheez se Allah ki rah mai kharach na kro ge, hargaz bhalai na pao ge,or tm jo kharch krte ho Allah taalh ba-khubi janta hai.
(Al-Imran 92)

Treasure Hunt For A Girlfriend

Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. Wen
she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.

Pagl khany me

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

Gharoor kaha jata hai

Khaak Mutthi Mai Liye Qabar Ki Yeh Sochta Hun

Insan Jo MARTA Hai Tou Gharoor Kahan Jata Hai

By Allama Iqbal

Soorat or Seerat Main farq

SOORAT OR SEERAT Main Sb Se Bara Farq Ye Hai K

SOORAT DHOKA Deti Hai Jb K SEERAT PEHCHAN Krwati He.

Hazrat ALI(A.S)

Raat bhar ke tanhai se

Kab Do Ge Nijaat Humein RaatBhar Ki Tanhai Se,

Ae ISHQ Maaf Bhi Kar, Meri Umar Hi Kya Hai…….!!!

Usay khoya

1 Dost ne dosry dost se dosti khatam kardi..

2nd Dost udaas nahi tha..

kisi ne wajah poochi k tum udaas Q nahi ho?

To 2nd dost ne kaha k
Mene usay khoya jis ne kabhi mujhe nahi chaha..

Lekin

Us ne

Usay khoya jis ne usay har waqt chaha..
RESPECT YOUR
FRIENDS..

Musafir Buna Liya

Nikle the is aas pe k

kisi ko apna buna lenge

Ek khuwahish ne umar bhr

ka musafir buna dia…

Life Tips before Tension Kills you

Life Tips.!
Kill the tension before tension kills U
Live ur life before Life leaves u.!
(AND MOST IMPORTANT)
Turn to ALLAH before u Return to ALLAH….

Likh Nai Sakta

Qalam Se Likh Nahi Sakta,

Pareshan Dil Ke Afsaanay

Hamary Saath Jo Hota Hai,

Bs Acha Nahi Hota

12 Rabi ul awal

12 Rabi ul awal
25/1/13
2+5+1+1+3=12
Rabiulawal mubarak.

Papa ne Kaha

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha,

Dekh dekh, pados ki ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath hi padhti hai.
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boy Dekh dekh kya dekh? usi ko dekh ke to fail hua hun

Height of Disturbance

Height of Disturbance

boy=Pen hai?

Girl=Nhi hai.

Boy=Pen hai?

Girl=Bola na nhi hai:-x

boy again=pen hai?pen,pen?

Girl=kaha na nhi hai,ab agar pucha to hathoray sy sar tor dnge:-@

boy=hathora hai’

girl=nhi

boy=acha to pen hai pen??

girl was thirsty -funny sms

A girl was thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao

JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

The Sweetest Sentence By A Girl

The sweetest sentence by
a girl for her boy….
*i m jealous of the people who
ever hugged you
Because…
For a moment they hold my
world…… (^.^)

Jab Tum Loat Aao

Jab TUM loat aao to saddiyon ki Umr lanaa.

K TERY sath mujhko Mukhtasir nahi rehnaa…..!!

Gud nyt

Akhiyan Wich Aa Ke

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

You Are A DONKEY

You are a DONKEY

D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young

Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gayi Thi

wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.

Exam ki Rat

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia

Head aya to

Sona ha

Tail aya to

Film dhake gy

khara rha to

Ganey sunygy

Or agr hawa me rha to

qasm se puri rat parhyngay:p:

Do you Love me

Ek bikhari ek ladki ko prapose karta hai

Do you love

Ladki: sakal dekhi hai apnee Isse accha toh main mar jaungi.
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Bikhari: kamini mar jayegi Par kisi gareeb ke kaam nahi ayegi

lolz :P:P

Sweet Sa Dost

SWEET sa mosam dekh kr apne

SWEET se friend ki

SWEET si yad i to socha k

SWEET sa SMS kar du ta k hamari SWEET se

friendship mein thori

SWEETNESS or bhar jaye

FROM: Anil Albert

Kale Raat D Syahi Utte

Kale Raat d Syahi Utte,
Chand di gwahi utte,
Soch de kore kagaj te,
Ik akhar Main ban java,
Tu bhule ta teri marji,
Main bhula ta mar java

Sexy Girl

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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Sham kero begharato MULK de halat vekho te apne jazbat vekho… !!!

A Sardar Was Running With His Pregnant Wife

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,

Pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Larkon ko dost banana

“Lakhon ko dost banana koi bari baat nai

Bari baat ye hai k asia Dost banao jo tumhara

Saath us waqt de jab larkon tumahre Dushman ho

Unhe Be Khush Rakhna

Khush Hoon Ajj Unki Yaadon Ko Yaad Kar Ke

Aye Khuda….

Unhein Bhi Khush Rakhna Jinhe Kabhi Meri Khushi Pyari Thi.!

Teacher Sardar Sa

Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain?
Sardar: kaafi souchne k bd
” onu jo marzi ky lo oney kera sunna ay”

One Smile Begins A Friendship

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, its up to you!

1 Pathan Cinema Mai Film Dekh Raha Tha

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus

Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus Karo To Apne Rab K Huzoor Tauba Karo,

Q k insan k Gunaah he hen jo Dil Ko Bechain Rakhte Hen

nafs dia lekn

Allah Tala ne janwr ko nafs dia lekn aqal nai di

Frishto ko aqal di lekin nafs nai dia

Jb k insan ko aqal b di or nafs b

Ab agr insan aqal se kam le kr nafs pr qabo pa le to wo farishto se afzal hai

Or agr wo aqal ko chor k nafs ka ghulam bn jae to janwr se bdtar ho jata hy!

Shåhkaår Ki Tåkmeel

Be-Rabt Si Tehreer Ibaarat Nahi Höti

Hathön Ki Lakirön Main Tö Kismät Nähi Höti

Säjdày Mäin Dikhäwä Hö Tö Såjdå Nähi Hötä

Gärdån K Jhukåny Så Ebädät Nähi Høti

Wø Shåhks Muhåbät Se Håmeshå Ràhå Mehròm

Aurun K Lye Jis Men Muhåbàt Nåhi Høti

Chåhråy Kå Singhår Kàbhi Kåäm Nå Ayå

Seeråt K Binå Køi B Suråt Nåhi Hòti

Shåhkaår Ki Tåkmeel Men Shåmil Nå Hø Agår Fikår

Tåsveer To Bån Jåti Hå Muråt Nåhi Høti..

Khaak pr aksar

Beth jaata hoon Khaak pr aksar..!!!
Apni Auqaat Achi Lagti hai..!!!

Urdu Maa poetry 2012 wishes

Meri pyar ki list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Selection ki bhi list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Tum hi meri maa aur meri dost ho
Mera pyaar hamesha tumhare saath ho.

Kia Naraz hy Bacha

Peer BaBa Arz Karty hain…

Dil hy sacha aur dimaag hy kacha Wah wah.
Dil hy sacha aur dimaag hy kacha.

Tery msgs nahi aa rahy hain Kia naraz hy bacha..?

China Da Radio

Doctor: Ap K Father Ki Body Mein White Cell Khatm ho gaye Han

Sardar Bahir Gya or thori Dair Baad Aa kr Bola:

Doctor Sb White to nhi Mily Ye Red Toshiba K Mily Han Yehi Daal Do

Doctor: anni deya ay China Da Radio Nahi..

abba ae tera..!

ALLAH is ready to accept

**** Tauba *****

Anytime, anyhow, anywhere more and more

ALLAH is always ready to accept

Sardar As A Operator

1 Sardar ko telenor me operatr ki job mil gae,

pehlay hee din usy mar k nekal dia.

Becoz 1st cal: Sir meri telenor ki sim blok ho gyi hai,

Sardar: Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

One Day U Will Ask Me

One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?

I will say: my life??
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

1 Sardar ke Mozay

1 Sardar k mozay Se itni badbo Aati K Jahan

jata Log Bhag jate Uski

Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or

kaha k mare bhai ki shadi ka Function hy

New mozay pehan kr ana.

Sardar jb Gaya to Log bhag Gye.

B.v (Ghuse se) New mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?

Sardar Mjhe pta Tha tu Yaqin Ni kregi

is Lye Purane sath Laya hon.

Peeche se

1 sardar g

ki car k peeche likha tha:

“SAWAN KO ANEY DO”

Peeche se

aik pathan ne

truck thok diya.

Truck par

likha tha,

“AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”

Every Love Story

Why in every love story sister suports brother but brother doesnt suport sister…..?

bcoz sister knows what love is..

and brother knows what boys are..:-D

😉

Urdu freindship sms

Forgetting friend is a crimeForgetting friend is a
Crime
Ignoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
& disturbing them

‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Funny 3 idiots film Jokes

Teacher: 3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.

Miss:shut up & get out.

Bubblo: Miss men btaon?

Miss: Very good. Batao!

Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.

Miss: U also get out.

Pinki: Miss men btaon?

Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt.. Tm sahi btao gi..

Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai

Miss: Lakh lanat :

Mahfil me Rula diya

Tujhe Kya Khabar Teri Yaad Ne Mujhe Kis Tarah Se Sata Diya,

Kabhi Akele Me Hasa Diya Kabhi Mahfil Me Rula Diya