wife and a terrorist

What is the difference between a wife and a terrorist …

You can at least negotiate with a terrorist …

Sad Fucker

At this moment
5 million are having sex
2 million are in gun fights
91milliom at a party and
one sad fucker is reading this SMS

For Jealous People

for jealous people
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itna na jala karo rang kala ho jae ga

So ja Diploma

1 orat Bachy Sy:

So ja “DIPLOMA” So ja

2nd aurat:

ap isy “Diploma” Q Kehti ho?

Orat:

Meri Beti Sargodha university me Diploma Leny Gai Thi or “ye” Le Kr i hy.

Kajol Ankhon me Daal ker

Kajol Ankhon Me Daal Kar Boli,
Karo Ab Shumar Lashon Ka…

….Uffff Tera Husn….

Funny Zardari Eid Sms

Jotay parnay k bad Zardari farmaty hain:
tm kitnay jotay maro gay

mai sary jotay khalunga..

ma buhat bara begairat hun

EID pe stall laga longa.. 😀

Dont Walk Behind Me

Dont walk behind me;
I may not lead.
Dont walk in front of me;
I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Ye Dua Fathers K Lye Hy

Ye Dua fathers k lye hy Plz Sb 1 bar Ameen kahen….

Ya Rub Mry baba ko Sehat or Tndrusti ata Frma or unhy hmesha hmary lye slamt rkh Or unke rizq m izafa frma unki duaen hmesha hmary sr pr chadr ki trah tni rahen (AMEEN)

Agr ap apne baba k lye dua krwana chahty ho then snd it to maximum People….

HAPPY FATHER DAY

Sometimes We Get Hurt

Sometimes we get hurt because we allow it to happened
Sometimes we are disappointed because we expect too much
Sometimes intentions are clean but misconception take place
Sometimes we are fully mad but we can’t do nothing
Sometimes we hold our tears falling down but can’t prevent it
Sometimes we need to accept reality that take place…
Unexpected turn of events will happened sometimes…

Na Hoti Muhobbat

NA AATI JAWANI NA HUM DIL LAGATE

NA HOTI MUHOBBAT NA AANSO BAHATE

Aaj Mai Bus Ke Peche Bhaga

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Successful Life

I live in reality bt i have my own fantasy.

There iz pain in my eyez but a shine in my smile.

I lose a lot bt stil live to fight anothr day.

Evrythng around me iz down bt stil i nevr lose hope.

I am hated by a few bt loved by a lot more.

I am remembrd by many n forgotten by some.

I am not the best but i alwayz help otherz to b the best.

I am an xtraordinary person in such an ordinary way..!

“THATS WHAT I AM”

Have a Successful Life:)

Kambhakt ye mohabbat

Naam Na Lo Us Kambhakt Muhabat Ka, Muhabat To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke Hain,

Log Kehte Hain Muhabat Zindagi Hay, Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain.

Sajdo Main Teri Aafiyat

Main Sajdon Main Teri Aafiyat Ki Dua Mangti Hon

Suna Hai Khuda Bewafaon Ko Maaf Nahi Karta..!!

14 August ka roza aur Azadi sms

Wese hi me puch raha tha k , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Roza 14 August Ko Bhi Rakna Hoga Ya Aazadi hai..?

Waday ki Khwahish

Puranay Rabton ko Phir, Naey Waday ki Khwahish hay

Zara, ik Baar Phir Keh do K Mohabbat Mar Nahi Sakti

Hum Apne Gham Bdalty Hain

Chlo Ab Mil K Hijr_O_Habs Ka Moasm Bdalty Hain,
Zara Sa Tum Bdal Jao.!
Zra Sa Hum Bdalty Hen,
Bs Itna Yad Rakh Lena.!
K Wesy Kam Bdalty Hen,
Mgr Jub Hum Bdalty Hen.!
to Phr..!
Peham Bdalty Hen,
Agr Tum Ye Smajhty Ho.!
Tmhary Gham Ziyada Hain!
To Ab Ki Baar Aapus Me..!
Hum Apny Gham Bdalty Hain..!

Urdu Fool Sms

kiya tum ghareeb ho ?
yes or no ?
agar ameer ho to 50 ka load bhejo
aur agar ghareeb ho to ye msg k
aage bhejo……
khul k mango yaar,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Submit By: sajjad akram (03006394462)

Maslay Hoy Pholon Say

Maslay Hoy Pholon Say Aada Mangtay Rehna
Viraan Drichon Say Sada Mangtay Rehna

Ye Koi Dukh Hay Kay Kufranay Mohabat?
Apnay Liay Her Bar Saza Mangtay Rehna

Aankh Drichon Pay Ogay Nergasi Chehray
Un Kay Liay Lafzon Ki Rida Mangtay Rehna

Khushal Rahien Younhi Sabhi Dost Tumharay
Un Kay Liay Aachi Duaa Mangtay Rehna

Hath Uthtay Rahay Berson Ju Teri Duaa Ko Un Kay

Relations Are Just Like WATER

Good Relations are just like WATER..

No colour, no shape, no place, no taste, but still very very ..important. for life..

Good morning ..Have A Nice day

Precious saying

Precious saying:

Dont fear for facing failure in the first attempt,

Because even the successful MATHS

Start with ” Zero” … 

Submitted By:  Furqan

Such Kahoon Ab Tm Say

Such kahoon ab tm say Nafrat see hony lagi Hai

koyen k itna bewafa koye bi ho achaa nahi lagta

Best Urdu Funny Poetry Sms

The main purpose of funny Urdu poetry is to make the reader laugh. It is the creative comedy people believe that the poets who write funny poetry are the most creative poets just like all people cannot tell a good joke similarly all poets cannot write Urdu funny poetry.
We can use funny Urdu poetry for many different purposes. We can be used it as a birthday gift or in a get well card, valentine card or to embarrass someone or something and for many other purposes. There is no limit to how the it must be written in the form of joke when a poet is starting the process of writing. Urdu Funny poetry can also be written about something or someone in a comedy style. It can be about a Government policy or about bugs in an apartment.
There are many forms of poetry and funny Urdu poetry is one of the most popular one. We can expect this poetry to grow as long as there are poets writing funny poetry. Funny poetry has been around for many years and it is a great form of poetry to learn about. If you are not familiar with Urdu language than you may have trouble reading it because it is normally design for those that can read Urdu and not for those that are only English speaking. Funny Urdu poetry can teach us to respect other forms of art and to learn about them whenever you can. Many people are not aware of what this can be for them and what benefits learning a new funny poetry can do for them. There are many things that learning this Urdu poetry can do for us.
Funny Urdu poetry can also be used as a gift for the Valentine’s Day. It can be used to surprise your partner and make your partner laugh. Due to this it will be remember for many years to come. Most of us people do not really bother to think of a new idea for the Valentine’s Day. Using this for the Valentine’s Day is a great idea to be unique because nothing is more fun than laughter and we can give this gift to your partner on a special day. A funny Urdu poetry that will make your partner laugh will make your day more memorable and special More on Funny Urdu Poetry Sms .

Paglon Ki Tarha

dill ney kahaaaa bhi tha mat chah usey paglon ki tarha

aamir

wo magrooor ho jayga teri muhabbat ki intiha dekh kar

Teri Gali Whicho Langaa Ge

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Kal Eid Ho Gi

Mubarak ho
Markze Rohatay Hilal Kameti ne
mujhe dekh leya hai.
Kal EID HO Gi…
Eid Mubarak

With My 1 Heart

With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.s…
I wish u All the very GUD LUK

Hat Jao Kurio

Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.

You Will Become A Philosopher

By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife,
you will become happy;
if you get a bad one,
you will become a philosopher.

insan ka ikhlaq

An Old quot.

“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to usy ghussy ki halat men dekho”

New versiOn..

“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to uska Inbox check krlo!

Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge

Talented Question:

Agar Aapki Shadi Judwa Behno Me Se Kisi 1 ke

Sath Ho Jaye To Aap Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge..???
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Best Answer: Mai Kyu Pehchanu

Looking for Bank

I am Looking for a
Bank which can…
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“Give me a loan, and
leave me alone!!”

Heart is Empty

Heart is empty without love.

Mind is empty without wisdom.

Eyes are empty without dreams.

Life is empty without U

Agr tum Baat Kro

“Us khuda sy darty raho, Jis ki Sift ye hai k,
Agr tum Baat Kro tu Wo Sunta hai,
Or Agr Dil Main rkho to Wo janta hai”
“SUBHAN ALLAH’.
Gud evening

Pasand na aye mera sath

kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena
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I promise Itni zor ka THAPPAD padega k sb kuch pasand aane lagega….. 😉 😀 😛

Shab e Qadar 2011

” Shab e qadar mubarik ” ..
Pakistan, muslamaan aur tamam logo k liye zarur dua ki jiye ga..
ALLAH humari ummat, mulk aur logo pr reham keray aur humain khud bhi iss chiz ka ehsaas jagaye k hum bhi apni halat badalnay k liye kaam kewrain..aameen..

Be laus Mohabbat

Meri Be-Laus Mohabbat Ne Doboya Hai Mujhy,

Itna Mukhlis Hun K Har Dil Mein Utar Jata Hun…!

Pathan proposed girl

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..

“Bakra mar gya razai me!

Khan pagal he teri judai me…

Pani me machar tair nahi skta

Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…

Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan

I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)

Dr Faraz

1 larki delivery k wqt ronay lgi to DR.FARAZ bole
Ye waqt ni rone ka ye waqt hy kaka hone ka Us wqt q ni roti thi jb japhiya pa k soti thi.

Aftari k 0qaat me

Tamam roza daro sy darkhwast hai k

Aftari k 0qaat me

apni 0qaat me rahein…
Shukria….:

What Is Love

GF : What is Love.?
people talk so much about love
but i dont really know what it is?
BF : when i get angry on you you try
to persuade me that feeling is love
when i dont talk to you get worried
about me that is called love..

Dil mein dard utar jatey hain

Dil mein dard utar jatey hain,

Ankh main ansoo bhar jatey hain.

Ankh se ojhal honay waley,

Ankh ko pagal kar jatey hain.

Kis se dil ki baat karein hum,

Sochtey hain to dar jatey hain.

Dil mein rehnay waley aksar,

Dil ko zakhmi kar jatey hain.

Akhein sab kuch keh deti hain,

Chupkay se wo guzar jatey hain.

Gham k hathon akhir ik din,

Khawab suhane mar jatey hain.

Choro “FARAZ” dil ka rona,

Shaam dhali hai ghar jatey hain

Ek Khwab Hai

Ek khwab hai, iss khwab ko khona bhi nahi hai
Tabeer k dhage mein pirona bhi nahi hai…
Lipta hua hai dilse kisi raaz ki surat
wo shakhs ke jisko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Dil-e-nadaan ko

“4 U”

Woh jo basa hai merey dil mein usey bataun kaisey

Dar bhi lagta hai zamaney se chupaun kaisey

Woh to panchi hai urr jaye ga

Main khood ko us k peechey uraun kaisey.@

Main to us k liye duniya hi chor doon

Is se ziyada main usey chahoon kaisey

Dil hai jo us ko apna maanta hai

Is dil-e-nadaan ko samjhaun kaisey

Woh merey dil par hukmurani karta hai AHMED

Us k ilawa main kisi aur ko dil mein basaun kaisey.

Your shadow follows

SUCCESS is like Our Shadow:don’t try to catch it.
Walk your way & it follows you.
REMEMBER always.
Your shadow follows you only when you walk Towards the light

Tradition Words On Eid

Everyone Sent you a Tradition words about Eid

But

I am the first one to send you

” Meat Mubarik “

Teri Aankhon Mein Apna Aks Dhoondte

Paas Hote To Koi Shararat Karte_

Tujhe Lekar Bahon Mein Mohabbat Karte_

Dekhte Teri Aankhon Mein Neend Ka Khumar_

Apni Khoi Hoi Neendon Ki Shikayat Karte_

Teri Aankhon Mein Apna Aks Dhondte_

Khud Se Bhi Ziyada Tujhe Chaha Karte_

Ek Dil Hi Tha Wo Bhi Tere Paas Hai_

Raat Bhar Jaag Ke Kis Ki Hifazat Karte?

Hmare Mazhab Mein Shirk Haraam Hai_ Warna Dil-O-Jaan Se Teri Ebadat Karte

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka Tukra Hy

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.

Classic definition

Classic definition of ‘LIFE PARTNER’
Some1 who will stand by you through all the troubles which you would NOT have had if you had stayed ‘SINGLE’….!!:-D

BLIND Trust ON ALLAH

When everything is going dark and dim in life, dont worry.
ALLAH is actually switching off the lights before Givng u a surprise ! Always BLIND trust ON ALLAH..

3 Type of Mill

There are 3 types of most

popular mills in Pakistan

1- Sugar Mill

2- Cloth Mill

Tu zara mujhe bahar mill 😉 😛

2012 International Day of the Family

Do you know which is the Best Part of life?
Its Simple
When your family understands you as a friend
and your friends support you as a family ?

naimat par alhamdulilah

HADITH”

ALLAH TAALA kisi banda par naimat farmayen aur wo naimat par alhamdulilah kahay tou us banda ne jo diya wo behtar hai us say jo usne liya”.

(ibne maja)

Mehbob Ki Sadgi

Mujh Say Mat Poch Mere Mehbob Ki Sadgi Ka Andaz
Nazrein Bhi Mujh Pay Thi Aur Parda Bhi Mujh Say Tha

Ability and character

Ability and character go hand in hand for success in life.
Ability takes to the top and character keeps on the top..

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

Condition is getting serious

Please Pray for me, my Condition is getting serious day by day
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I am getting more nd more beautiful MA SHA ALLAH kehna nazar na lage mjhko 😛

Dosti Apni B

Dosti Apni B Asar Rakhti Hai “Faraz”…
Bohat Yaad Aaien Gey Zara Bhool Ker Tu Dekho

Yaadon se Tarpana Sikha gya

Dil ki Kitab ka safar le gya koi,

Ankhon se nend urha gya koi,

kisi ki yaad me tarapne ki adat nai the mujh

apni yaadon se tarpana sikha gya koi…!!!

Jitni Mujhay Saza Mili

zindagi mili to kia mli.

ban ke bewafa mili.

itny mery gunah na they

jitni mujhay saza mili

When your value increase

Coin Always Makes Sound But
The Currency Notes Are Always
Silent. So When Your Value
Increases Stay Quiet
By Shakespeare

Zindagi ke maqsad

meri zindgi ka maqsad teri deen ki sarfarazi

Mai isiliye musalmaan, mai isiliye Namazi

Beautifull Lines

1 Zalim k Zulm Sy Nahi Balky Sabir K Sabr Sy Dro,

2. Zarori Nahi Jo Khobsurat Ho Wo Khobseerat Bhi Ho,

3. Aitbar Ki Barish Mein Itna Mat Bheego k Jisam Nazar Aany Lagey,

4. Kisi Ko Haqeer Mat Samjho Q K Raasty Ka Mamooli Pathar Bhi Moun K Bal Gira Sakta Ha,

5. Jis ko Apna Khayal Nahi Wo Kisi Ka Khayal Nahi Rakh Sakta,

6. Kisi Ko Parkho Mat Q K Is Sy Rishta Kamzor Ho Jata hy.

Meet My Wife Tina

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT

Kabhi Ye Mat
Socho K
“Tömhary boy Frnd Ne
Tmhen Kitna Romentic Msg Bheja HY”:-|
Hamesha Ye
Socho K.
“öSy Kisne Bheja Hoga”.? :-/
Jago
Aaashiqo
Jago
Aaj nai bolo gi to kal phophean bn jao gi…….
KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT.. 😛

Darood O Salam

Koi Husne Amal Pass Mere Nahi,
Phas Na Jaun Qayamat Me Maula Kahi,
Aye Shafi E Umam Laj Rakhna Tumhi,
Tumpar Hardam Karoro Darood O Salam

Some Golden Lines

NAMAZ¤is tarah parho jese KHUDA ka deedar kr rahe ho.

DUA¤aise mango jese KHUDA se bhek mang rhe ho.

DOLAT¤aise rakho jese 1,1 pese mein paseene ki khushboo aa rahi ho.

ROZA¤aise rakho jese jese zindagi k GUNAH ek he roze m khatam ho rahe ho.

DIL¤ko aisa banao jese dil me he RAB ko pa rahe ho.

Sardar Ne Idhar Udhar Dekha

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha EID MUBARAK
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
KHAIR MUBARAK

Meaning of Autumn Wind Leaf

This is the answer ………. The meaning of each option: –

AUTUMN: you always love two people in one period. –
WIND: you are the third one in terms of triangle love. –
LEAF: you are a playboy or playgirl. –
TREE: You are so faithful to your partner. –
RAIN: You want to find someone who really love & care about you ..

(PS: Taken from the book-language philosophy of malaysia) 80% of the answer selected is a reflection of your true self

Chor Diya to Kya Hua

Us ne mjy chor diya to kya hua

_FARAZ_

Main ne b to chor dia tha sara zmana us k liye!

Mohabbat karli

Yaad hain hum ko humare sub hi gunaah . . .!

Ek mohabbat karli.!
Dusra tumse karli..!
Teesra toot k karli..!

MOJIZAAT-E-NABI (S.A.W.W)

-MOJIZAAT-E-NABI Jab Nabi Karim (S.A.W.W) ki Viladat hui to us raat 4 Mojzey huye.

1-Puray Arab me logon ne Zameen se Asman tak Noor he Noor dekha,
wo Noor is qadar tha ke log apney gharon se bahir aa gaye.

2-Kaba mein us waqt 360 Buut thay,jo sab gir parey.

3-Iran ka Aatish kada jo Hazaron saal se jal raha tha,Khud ba Khud Bujh geya.

4-Us raat Puri Kainat mein Allah ne Bete (Male) paida keye. Plz1 martba darod sharif parh djea

A poem for bachelor BOYS

A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!

Aisi apni wife ho,5”5′ jis ki hight ho,
Jeans jis ki tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight me thori light ho,
Thori C wo quiet ho,
Beauty mai b all right ho,
Favourite color white ho,
Make up thora sa light ho,
Zulfain dynamite ho,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
Jaisay coke diet ho,
Sarri pehan kar jab chalay,
Lagay Paris ki flight ho,

Agar aisi apni wife hoTo kiya haseen life ho.

SUBMITTED BY: Urdu Sms

Moula k naam par kuch dedo

Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Khaana dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Acha roti hee dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Aakhir tamator hi Q khaaon?

Admi ki B.V aa kar boli:

Ye totla hai, keh raha hai, kamaa kar khao 😀

Meera standing in election

By stand uping in election,

I want to prove that nothing is Dispossible

Reality Of Life

Reality of life
When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free
But
They dont understand that
you make yourself
available for them every time..!

Badlna Aata Ni

Badlna aata nhi humko mausmo ki trah
har roop main tera intzar karengay
na tum samait sako gy jisay qiyamat tk
qasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar krengay…y

Fruits k Naam

Teacher:10 fruits k naam btao…….

Sardar:.1 amrood,….1 saib…..tyty… tey baki 8 Maltey 😀