Who trusts you

Never lie to someone
who trusts you
Never trust someone
who lies to you

Teri jis tarf b uthe nazar

Ye jo hum mein Tum mein rabt hai,

Khuda kare ye sada rahe,

Ye chragh hai to jala rahe,

Ye phool hai to khila rahe,

Tuje naseeb hon muskrahtain,

Tere paas tera habeeb ho,

Tu jahan rahe sukhi rahe,

Tere sath meri dua rahe,

Tu dua kare to qabool ho,

Jo wafa kare to wasool ho,

Koi gham na Tere qareeb ho,

Tera jeevan khushi se bhra rahe,

Tu jahan chale saba chale

Tu jahan ruke bahaar ho,

Teri jis tarf b uthe nazar

Wohi mosm-e-gul khila rahe…!

Break the bones

Do not break anybodys heart they have only one.

Break their bones, they have 206.

What I Dream Of Is An Art Of Balance

What I dream of is an art of balance,
of purity and serenity devoid of troubling or depressing subject matter –
a soothing, calming influence on the mind,
rather like a good armchair which provides relaxation from physical fatigue.

Jiski Talaash Hai

Jiski Talaash Hai Usko Pata Hi Nahi
Humari Chahat Ko Usne Samjha Hi Nahi
Hum Puchte Rahe Ki Kya Tumhe Humse Pyar Hai
Wo Hass Kar Kehte Rahe Ki Unnhe Pata Hi Nahi

Aadat Hai uski

Mai Adat Hu Uski

Wo Jarurat Hai Meri.

Mai Farmaish Hu Uski

Wo Ibadat Hair Meri.

Inti Asani Se Kaise

Nikal Du Use Dil Se.

Mai Khwab Hu Uska

Wo Jarurat Hai Meri

Good Night

A letter To Director Examinations ICAP

A letter 2 Direct0r Examinations ICAP,
“Salam Sir Jee,
with due respect I beg to sy that I M,
Aaby Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hai.?
Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy,
Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy jaise badla le rhy h0,
Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb Einstein hain…!
Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
Phir Bataon Gay
Yours Faithfully,
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Pagal Hon Jo Naam Likhon”

Relations Are Not Examz

Relations are not examz to pass or fail
not competition to win or lose

Its a feeling in which you care for someone.

Best Funny and Sad GHAZAL

Best Funny and Sad GHAZAL

Ek Chadar ko Raah-e-Mehbub me Bicha dena,
Mai mar’jaun to Usey Mera Kafan bana dena.
Bohat Rouy’ga Mujhy dekh dekh kr Wo Shakhs.
Is liye dair na lagana Mujhy Jaldi Dafna dena.
Lagana Ek Poda Meri Qabar k Sirhanay.
Mery Yaar k Aansu usko pila dena.
Agar bohat Roye Meri Qabar py to.
Mujhy Nikaal kr Usey Dafna dena.. .

Or Kehna: . . Ley Tu mar’ja Manhoos, . .
Mrna b Haraam krdiya! 😀 ghor say purhnay ka shukria. =p

YARAN KOLON YAAR ………….ITS MINE

YARAN KOLON YAR GAWACHY EK DOJY AZMAN LAI
AJ KAL TY PAI PAI PAINDY EK DOJY NO KHAAN LAI
CHUP KAR JA NAI TENO KISSY V AAN MANANA
OH BHULY SHAH SEE JINY KUNGRO BAN LY RUSYA YAR MANAN LAI

ITS MINE ……..WAQAS

Submit By: WAQAS(0923214092665)

Pathan to Doctor

pathan: Dr. sahb 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha

Dr:tu ab kiya hua?

Pathan:yahan se guzar raha tha socha poch lon k

ap ne Nahane ko mana kia tha, ab naha Lon?

From: Umer (03437774802)

Achay lagte ho

Tm mosam mosam lgty ho,
Jo pl pl rang badlty ho,
Tum sawn sawn lgty ho,
Jo sadion baad brsty ho,
Tum spna spna lgty ho,
Jo mjhko km km dikhty ho,
Tum pl pl mjh sy lrty ho,
Pr phr bhe achy lagty ho,
Baat to hai shrmili c Pr kehny ko dil chahta hai
Lo aj tmhn yh keh diya Tum apny apny lgty ho

Ik baat kahon agar suntay ho tum muj ko achay lagte ho.

Chalta Rehne do Ghalib

Chalta Rehne do Ghalib! Silsila Dil’dari ka,
Ishq Deen nahi hai k Mukmmal ho jaye….

Close your eyes

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see,
but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

My Best Wishes For U On Ramadan

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

English Silent Film

Teacher to Pathan:- Which Was 1st English Silent Film ? Pathan:- If d Film Was Silent, How Could u Know It Was in English?

Teacher shocks

Pathan rocks:)

Stupid Girl and Teacher

Lady Teacher: Zero mein 1 dalain to kia hota hai?

Girl: Chup rahi !!

Teacher: GUSSE se jawab do Zero me 1 dalian to

kia hota hai?

Girl: Bohat DARD hota hai..

Ghazal Wafa soch ker kerna

~Be-His hain yahan log wafa soch k karna,
Hum jaisay wafadaron ko khafa soch k karna,

~Gul shakh se bichry to kahin ka nahi rahta,
Tum zaat meri khud se juda soch k karna..

~Ik bar jo rothy to mana tum na sako gay,
Be lous fakiron se jafa soch k karna.

~Ro,o gy bohut hum se bichr kr “Aye dost”,
Ye ishq k sajdy hein kaza soch k karna…

Tussi Mere Naal Pyar

Tussi mere naal pyar nai krdy.

Punjabi ne 17 Bachon ki taraf ishara kiya aur bola:

Te Aa Fer Main NET To Download Keety Ny 😛

Har Gham Ko Khushi

Har gham ko khushi me badalti hai dosti,
Har ansu ko hasi mey badalti hai dosti,
Kuch log samajh nahi patey ke,
Andheri raat ka diya hai dosti..

Sidhi Baat No Bakwas

Aunty: Beta Mummy ghar pe hain kya??

Bacha Sprite Peete Hue: Apki SETTING to papa se hai na, Papa Ghar Pe Hi hain.

Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!!

Oops tofaNi baCha thA …..

First class insult

FIRST CLASS INSULT
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1 Amma Bus Wale ko Roz Kaju pista Khane ko deti ti

BusWala: Amma Ap mje roz y Q dti ho?
Amma:Beta Dant to rahe Ni, srf Chos kr Phenk Dena Achi bat Nai.,..

Apni Yaadien Apni Baate Lekar

apni yaadein apni baate lekar jana bhul gaye,,
jane wale jaldi mai milkar jana bhul gaye,,
mur-mur kar dekha tha jaate raste mai usne,,
jese use kuch kehna tha jo wo kehna bhul gaye,,
waqt-e-rukhsat poch raha tha mere aansu apne aanchal se..
usko gham tha itna k wo khud rona bhul gaye.!!

Wafa ke Umeedain

Doston Se Wafa Ki Ummeedain

Kiss Zamanay Ke Admi Ho Tum

Kuttay diya putra jeevan tu

Sardar da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k Maa,pio nu vekhna sawab hunda
ee ?
Piyo: Kuttay deya putra jiven tu “luk luk” ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah
hunda ee..

Pagal Hone ka Tareeqa

Pagal hone ka tareeqa:
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WA KIA BAT HAI Kina shoq a pagal hon da..

U r Looking so Beautiful

Girl to Girl.
U r looking so beautiful.
Girl: Thanx

Boy to Boy.
U r looking so beautiful.
Boy: rishta de dio fair nikki da. 😀

Care For The One Who Shares With U

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

Mehfil Mein Lakin

Mohabbat Karne Wale Kam Na Hon Ge

Teri Mehfil Mein Lakin Hum Na Honge….

Etc in examz

Y studentz sometimes write “etc” in examz???

Because it menz

E-End of

T-Thinking

C-Capacity

but teacher never ever understand studentz feeling…;)

Happy Eid Mubarak to your Family

Happy Eid Mubarik to you & your Family,
Stay Blessed with a lot of wishes !

Regards,
Admin /

Pyar Ek Maa Ka Kurbani Hai

Pyar ek maa ka kurbani hai
Jo hakikat mei daya ki rani hai

Pyar uska khatm nhi hota
Zindagi chahei khatm ho jay

Maa ki mamta kbhi nhi marti
Zindagi chaheip moot pajaye

Maa kbhi bhi khta nhi karty
Tum chahe kit ni khtay kardalo

Apne bachcho ko ak maa he jo
Zindagi bhar duway dety hai

Maa ki mamta mile jhan me jise
Wo bade khush nasib hote hai

Jin ki kismat me maa nahi hoti
Wo bade bad nasib hote hai

Sari khushya jhan ki mil kar
Phir bhi wo gam gin hote hai

Un se ulfar karo jahan walo
Wo hi to dar asl me yatim hote hai!!!

Tujh Ko Manana

Sirf Ehsas-E-Nadamat, Aik Sajdah, or Chashm-E-Tarr,,

Aey KHUDA Tujh Ko Manana To Bohat Aasaan Hai!!..!!

Terei Tarah Tera Gham B Hmain

Terei Tarah Tera Gham B Hmain Maat De Gya
Aankhian Tu Dhanp Li Mgar Aansoo Na Chup Sake

College Ki Ladki Se

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

Subah ke Haseen Manzar

Ye Subha ka Manzar bhi Qayamat ka Haseen hai
Takiya Hai kaheen, Zulf Kaheen, Khud wo Kaheen Hai

Happy Rainy Day

Enjoy lovely Mosam ‘   ‘   ‘   ‘    ‘
‘  ,  ‘  ,  ‘  , ‘  ,  ‘ __,_____/____ _/     ..;’;’;.,
,l__[]__,l__!   ,,)(,, –
Happy Rainy Day

Mujhe kch tm sy

Zarathehro…
” chalay jana”

Mujhe kch
tm sy kehna
hai”

zayada
waqt nhi
lun gi”

Zara si
baat krni
hai”

Na dukh
apnay sunanay
hain”

Na koi
faryad krni
hai”

Na ye
maloom krna
hai”

K ab
halaat kesay
hain”

Tumhare hmsafar
thay jo”

Tumhare
sath kesay
hain”

Na ye
maloom krna
hai”

Teray
din raat kesay
hain”

Mujhe bas
itna kahna
hai”

Mujhe tum
YAAD aatay
ho”

Boht hi YAAD aatay ho*****

knowledge waala Msg

Aik bohat hi piyaara sa knowledge waala Msg..

Lafz “ALLAH”

K ALIF Ki Adaaegi Aml’e Tanafus Se Hoti Hy,

Jo Saans Ko Control Krta Hy..

Hurf LAAM Saans Lenay Me Asaani Peda Krta Hy..

Aakhri Hurf HAA K Ada Krny Se Phephrron Or Dil K Darmiyaan Aik Rabbt Peda Hota Hy,

Jo Dil Ki Dharrkan Ko Control Krta Hy..

“Beshak ALLAH PAK K Zikkar Se Hi Dilon ko SUKOON Milta Hy”

Mohabbat ka Izhar

humse puchte hai log ke tum apni mohabbat ka izhar kyun nahi karte..

faraz

mene kaha ke jo lafzzo main bayan hojaye itna hum kisi se pyaar hi nahi karte

Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR

Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR
Kitna soyega Uth ja yar
Up above d world so high
Sun has risen in d sky
Uth k jaldi p le chaye
Then do SMS & sy me Hi.

Apni PYAR bhari AWAZ se bolana mujh ko

Apni KHAMOSH zindagi me bolana mujh ko,

apny HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujh ko,

main jo POCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,

to apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mjh ko.

Main jo kabi ROOTH jao tm sy agar!

To bhot PYAR se manana mjh ko.

Jo kabi ho DIL me HASRAT tmhari koi.

Bila-jhijhak apni her HASRAT batana mjh ko,

jo ho jao ZINDAGI me TANHA kisi PAL!

Apni PYAR bhari AWAZ se bolana mujh ko!

Always With The Same Person

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Iss Naye Saal mein

Iss Naye Saal mein..
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam hamesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar

funny pathan on bike

2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

Police walay ne rok ker

kaha:

pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai

Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon   😀

Dil K Aaeny Mein Tasveer Tumhari Hai

Dil K Aaeny Mein Tasveer Tumhari Hai
Ya Tasveer Hum Ko Jaan Sy Pyari Hai
Tum Sada Raho Aabad or Khush
Ya Tamna Aaj sy Humari Hai
Tum Sy Mil Kr Hi Seekhi Hai Muhabat Hum Ny
Tum Ny He Ya Zindage Sanwari Hai
Tumari Saanso Sy Bundi Bundi
Mere Jeewan Ki Doori Hai
Humare Leay he RAB Ny Ya
Suraat Aasman Sy Utari Hai
Tere Milny Sy Mila Maqsad-e-Hiyat Muj Ko
Aaj Tak To Zindage Hum Ny Raegaan Guzari Hai

2 Brilliant MindS

2 Brilliant MindS

Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

Sardar
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy

Pathan
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

Kamyabi Aur Nikami

Kabi b Kamyabi ko dimagh me or nikami ko Dil me jaga na Dena

Q k kamyabi dimagh me takabbur or

Nakami Dil me mayusi peda kr deti hai

Hazart Ali (R.A)

Our next generation

Global Warning: Our next generations may not be able to see polar bears and tigers!
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To hum kya kren? Hum ne bi to dinosaur nhi dekhy. Kbi shikayat ki? 😛

Sacha Chahne Wala

Ek Sacha Chahne Wala

ApSe Hr Tarah Ki Baate Share Karta H Magar
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Dhokha Dene Wala Sirf Apko Achi

Lagne Wali Hi Baate Karta H..

What is True Love?

Once IN a Seminar, A Question WAS Asked…!
What is True Love?
Appreciated Answer WAS
“Only ALLAH & A Mother Knows The Exact Answer”.
Gud morning.

faqeer funny jokes

Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do

Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,

Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me

Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8

Ay Dosto Suno Fryad

Ay dosto suno fryad meri!
Kabi dunya thi abad meri,
Mein prem nagar ka basi tha,
Or pyar ka itna aadi tha,
K sans b pyar sy chalti thi,
Dharkan b geet sunati thi,
Na khana peena ishq siwa,
Na chalna phirna ishq bina,
Jeevan mein hr su rang hi rang,
hr pal mein jeeny ki trang,
Phr sapna mera toot gya!
Wo dais b mujsy choot gya,
Ab mara mara ghoomta hu,
Jeeny ka sahara dhoundta hu,
Ay dost agar tum sath chalo,
Kisi mor py mujsy aan milo,
Is banjr zameen ko shadab kare,
Wo dais yahen abad karen.

From: Qamar Saghir

DeDiicate To All GirLs

DeDiicate to all girLs
The sweetest sentence by
a girl for her boy….
i m jealous of the people who
ever hugged you
Because…
For a moment they hold my
world…… (^.^)

Ankhon k Darwazey

Ankhon k darwazey pe neend kab ki behti hai

>>>>>

Bas intezar hai tere kehney ka k so jao,Hum khuwab main aa k milte hain,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,////

Burqay wali ko

Larka (burqay wali ko cherty huy)

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda
kesi ho meri Khalida

Burqay wali: Ghor sy dekh manhoos
na dalda na khalida main hon teri Walda.:-)

Colour of Frequency

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

Shetani Sifat Hai

“TAKABBUR”

Shetani Sifat Hai

AgarTum Apne”TAKABBUR” Ko Torna Chahte Ho

To Kisi Gharib

Or Muflis Ko “SALAM” kiya Karo.

Hazrat ALI (A.S) *GOODMORNG*

Kash Makash Musalsal

Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko,Yehi Kash Makash Musalsal

Wo Aa Basa Hai Mujh Mei, Ya Mai Us Mei Kho Gaya Hoon

Labon tak mere jan

Ik meri jan Hai kh Labon tak a pahnchi hai

Ik to hai kh abi tak agr magr pe Hai