A Banker confused About Maths asks his lady Secretary:
“If i give U 3million deducting 17% how much wud u take off?
Secrtary:”Every thing SIR, even my shoes”
Monday, April 30, 2012
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Wo Yaad ab Aea
Wo yad bhi ab k aya ha aur jaag uthi hai khuwahish b…
taza dard, sard hawa aur saal ki pehli barish bhi…
Saturday, April 28, 2012
A Successful Marriage Is Based
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Tanha Hota Hoon
Teri Yadain Bi Hai Mere Bachpan Ke Khilono Jesi
Tanha Hota Hoon Tu unhain Le Kar Beth Jata Hoon
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Sath Rehte Rehte
Us ke sath rehte rehte
us ki chahat si ho gayi hai
mujhe us ki Aadat si ho gayi
ek pal na mile toh Bechanisi lagti hai
dost nibhate nibhate usse mohabbat si gayi hai
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Mujhe zindagi ki dua na do
Mujhe zindagi ki dua na do
meri zindagi se bani nahin
koi zindagio per karey yaqeen
mujhey zindagi pe yaqeen nahin
yeh safar bhi kaisa safar hua
mein kabhi kahin tou kabhi kahin
mujhey jis sanam ki talash thi
woh mila magar meraa nahin
mein woh raat hoon jo katti nahin
mein woh baat hoon jo bani nahin
mujhey zindagi ki dua na do
meri zindagi se bani nahin”
Submit By: shahid imran (+966508105391)
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Hasrat-e-Insan
Hansi aati hai mujhay Hasrat-e-Insan par,,,,
Gunah karta hai khud, Laanat bhejta hai shaitan par…
(Allama Iqbal)
Monday, April 23, 2012
Urdu EID ul fitr Shayari
khushion se bhari
phoolon se dhaki
khusbboan me basi,
rango se saji,
taroon me chupi,
supnon me dhali,
aur shabnam se dhuli
EID ul fitr Mubarak
2 u & all ur family.
Sunday, April 22, 2012
tasbih.e.mohbbat
Mukammal do hi daano per ye tasbih.e.mohbbat he
Jo aye teesra dana ye dori toot jati he.
Muqarrar waqt hota he
Mhbt ki namazon ka,
Adaa jin ki nikel jay
Qaza b chut jati he. .
Mahbt ki namazon men imamet aik ko sonpo. . .
Isay takne use takne se niyyet tut jati he,
Mhbt dil ka sajda he jo he toheed per qaim..
Nazer k shirk walon se
Mhbt ruth jati he..
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Logon ka baseera
Ajeeb logon ka baseera h mere shehar mein
Dost
Gharur mein mit jate hn mgr yad nhi krte
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Naya Savera Nayi Kiran
Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath
Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath
Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath
Happy New Year 2013
Fresh Air Fresh Idea
Fresh air… fresh idea…
fresh talent… fresh energy…
i wish u to have a…
special sunday..
marvellous monday…
tasty tuesday…
wonderful wednesday…
thankful thursday…
friendly friday…
successful saturday…
*have a great week ahead*
and
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU
Difference Between Magnets And women
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Eid Ul Fitter Chand Mubarak 2011
.*””* . * “”*.
“* Dil ki *”
* Gehrayon *
“* …se… *”
“*…….*”
“*”
EID
ul
Fitter
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Ka
CHAND MUBARAK
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Larki Set Kerne ke Tareeqy
Larki set karny k 4 Behtreen Tareeqy ye hain.
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Shabash
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Shabash
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apny Mulk dy Halaat Vekho
Te Naal Apni Beghairti di Had Vekho.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Mezaaj-e-Zindagi
Dekh K Duniya Ko Main B Badlon Ga Ab Aapna Mezaaj-e-Zindagi,
Dost
Rabta Sab Say Ho Ga Laikin Wasta Kisi Say
Nahi…
sardar sprite peene ke baad
Sardar 2 sardarni:
janu Sprite peene k bad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hai?
sardarni:
sharmate hue krlo je .. Srdar ….
Burrrrrrr sabahat khan 92-051-2578746
Zardari Funny Sms
BilawaltoZardari:
Dad,apki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.
Zardari:HahahahahaBETA!
Daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega.
Monday, April 16, 2012
Life cheatng in exam
Rocking student life cheatng in exam:
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Boy 1: Ye kya likha hai.. ??
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Boy 2: Saale Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh,
Jo nahi aa raha uska aisa hai vaisa hi design bana de.
Boy Friend Is Fun
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
InDePeNdEnCe DaY 2011
=–..__..-=-._.
!=–..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=–..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.
HaPpY 64th InDePeNdEnCe DaY
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Funny Wife Sms
Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:
Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
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B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!
FROM: Asma Zafar
Have deep faith
“Having Allah
in ur heart
does not mean that
u will not face any storm!
It means that no storm can sink
ur boat.”
“‘Have deep faith
in Allah”
Attitude in Exams
My ATITTUDE In Exams
They Give Me Questi0ns Which i dont Know
So
I Give Them Answers Which They D0nt Know
How to impress a girl
Ways to impress a Girl
Respect her
Care her
Protect her
Sacrifice for her
How to Impress a BoY ? ?
Just Smile, Game over
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Nend Aati Nahin
Kitni jaldi zindagi guzar jaati hai…,
Pyaas buztee nahin barsaat chali jaati hai…;
Aap ki yaadein kuchh iss tarah aati hai…,
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jaati hai..!!!
This Dua Is Only 4 My M0M N DAD
This Dua is only 4 my M0M n DAD……….:-)
Plz aik bar Ameen kahen!
Ay KHUDA,
Mery ami abu ko
Sehat or Tandrusti atta Farma
Un ki tamam pareshanion ko khatam ker
Aor unhein hamesha hamary liye slamat rakh. . . . . (AMEEEEEN)
Agar aap apny ami abu ke liye dua karwana chahty hain
TO MSG AGY SEND KAREN….
Friday, April 13, 2012
sweet sa dost
Sweet sa weather dekh kr apne sweet
se dost ki sweet si yaad aye,
to socha k sweet sa sms ker don!
Ta k humare sweet se rishte men
thori sweetness aur bharr jae
Girls ki Kahani
Girls ki kahani
When Parents Care: They call it Restriction.
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When Boyfriend Restricts:
Oh my God
He is so Caring
Sweet Love Story
“A Little but Sweet Love Story”
BOY:
Dekh mene naya cell lia!
GIRL:
Wah! chal “Taj” me Party de!
In Evning, dey Went to “Taj Palace Hotel”
(After Completin Diner)
GIRL:
Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?
BOY:
Cell Bech dya!
Tere se barh k tu na tha IDIOT!
Muqaddar wale Log
Sirf Do Log Muqaddar wale hote hai
1. Wo jnhein Wafadar Dost Milte hai
Aur
2. Wo jin k sath MAA ki Duaen hoti hain.
Hazart ALi (R.A)
Ishq ke Duniya ka
Mujhe Bana Do Ishq Ki Dunya Ka Badshah,
Main Wada Karta Hon Har Bewafa Ko Saza-Y-Mout Dy dun Ga…!
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Love Hurts
Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts
the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
Aadhi Raat Hony Do
Abhi Raat k Diye Jaly Hain,
Abhi Taaron k Kaarwan Chaly Hain,
Abhi Hawa Ny Aanchal Lehraya Hy,
Abhi Chand Ny Chehra Dikhaya Hy,
kuch Wasl ki Baat Hony Do,
Chalo Aadhi Raat Hony Do,
Phir Dil ko Be-Qarar Hona Hy,
Tab Aankh ko Meri Sona Hai,
Phir Raat Chaly Gi,
Baat Chaly Gi,
Phir Yaadon ki Barat Chaly Gi,
Phir khawab Nagar Main Basaira Ho ga,
Phir Subha Talak Wo Mera Hoga..
Phir Subha Talak Wo Mera Hoga….!!
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
larki ke picture
MBBS ki class mein teacher Bola:
“Sab students larki ki us jaga ki picture banaen”
1 larki sharam se neeche dakhne lagi to 1 larka bola
“SIR , ye nakal mar rahi hai”
Monday, April 9, 2012
Every Good Relationship
Every good relationship,
especially marriage, is based on respect.
If its not based on respect,
nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
zindgi mili zara
zindgi mili zara si thi kuch is me kami zara si thi
wo roz hota gya paas mere lekin phir bhi doori zara si thi
chand jagte jagte so bhi gya raat abhi beeti zara si thi
mohabat bant di usne zamane me jo mere hisse me aayi zara si thi
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Tum Per Martay Hai
Itnay zaalim na bano kuch to murawat seekho
.,.,.,.,.,.,.
Tum pay martay Hain to kaya maar hi daalo gay humain
Submitted By: Rehan (0345-8503030)
Chahton ka SilSila
Ye kesa Chahton ka SilSila Hy
Na usSe ShikaYat Hy Na Kud Se Gila Hy
Zndgi Kis Mor pe Le i hy
wasi
Na usko Pany ki Himat hy Na Khony Ka HosLa hy..
Saturday, April 7, 2012
victory is 4 u
End is not the end, infact E.N.D is ”Effort Never Dies” &
If u get NO in answer.Then, remembr,
N.O. is “Next Opprtunity”. So be positive with contineous effort, victory is 4 u.
Good Mood To Say Good Morning
A good message for a good person,
From a good friend for a good reason,
At a good time on a good day in a good mood to say
Good Morning
I Hated School
I hated school.
Even to this day, when I see a school bus its just depressing to me.
The poor little kids.
Untold Sacrifices are Never Valued
Very Short but very True Fact In Todays World, .
Untold Sacrifices are never valued…!!
good morning:)
Zindagi ke qeemat
Koi Pouch Raha Hai Mujh Sy, Meri Zindagi Ki Qeemat
Mujhe Yaad Aa Raha Hai, Tera Halka Sa Woh Muskurana.
I still love you
Bored ??? 😐
Go to an unknown wedding and shout
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I still love you 😮
Feir shugal vekho..! 😀 😛
Friday, April 6, 2012
Meetha Meetha
Meetha meetha ha mere Muhammad (SAWW) ka naam…
un pa lakho caroro darood o salam.
Jashan e eid milad u Nabi mubarak ho
Luck is like stand
Luck is like sand in handsit ll sneak out through fingers,
No matter gripped firmly or held loosely.
Only hands in the praying posture can save it…
Special Wish
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
1 ghanta pehle
Dr. to Patient’s frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.
Friend: Aby saly,
aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?
Thursday, April 5, 2012
MAA Dua Sms
Ye Dua un Maaon k liye h jo hayat hain Plz Sab 1 bar Ameen kahen!
Aey ALLAH, Meri Ammi ko Sehat or Tandrusti atta Farma or
unhain hamesha hamary Sir pe slamat rakh un ki duaen hamesha
hamary Sir pr chadar ki tarah rahen.(AMEEN)
Agr ap apni ammi k liy dua karwana chahty hain
tu send it to maximum People..
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Merry Christmas
Wishing You and Those Around You A Very Merry Christmas and a Wondurfull New Year Share
Taray Baghair Na Guzray
Taray Baghair Na Guzray Ghee Zindaghee Aay Dost
Main Kya Karoon Gha Zamanay Ki Dostee Laiker
Jaan Keh Kr Pukaara
jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~
Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Dosti ka sila
Ap ki DOSTI ka sila har haal me denge.
Koi mange ye DOSTI to usay taal denge.
Agar dil ne kaha ke tum BEWAFA ho.
TO QASAM se to kasam se is dil ko b seeney se nikal denge.
Submitted By: umar farooq (03137744204)
Monday, April 2, 2012
Always Continue The Climb
Always continue the climb.
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose,
if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it.
Learn From The Past
Learn from the past,
set vivid,
detailed goals for the future,
and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control:
now.
Now 4ever I am Broken
On this day of shadows filled,
I have torn down what ive built.
Your lips say that you love,
Your eyes say that you hate.
Telling me to go,
But since beg me to stay.
When I die is not for certain,
But I will choose to drop the curtain,
There’s truth in your lies,
Doubt in your faith,
What you build you lay to waste.
Now that you have finally spoken,
Now 4ever I am Broken.
A poem by John Leverton Loomis, USA
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Hume to Har Larki Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai
Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke
har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai.
Hum kis-kis ke liye taj mahal banwayein??
Hume to har larki mumtaz nazar aati hai
Lambi Lambi Chor Ke
Sarsari Zikr kia Tha ishq Me Mar jaane ka,
Ab usey Zid hai k Tum Mar k dikhao humko. . .
Tashreeh: Is shair May shaair lambi lambi chhor k phans gaya hai 😀
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