Saturday, March 31, 2012

Tera Israar Sar Aankhon Pe

“Parveen Shakir'”


Main Apni Dosti Ko Sheher Me Ruswa Nhi Krti,


Mohabbat Main B Karti Hun Magar Charcha Nhi Krti,


Jo MuJh Se MiLnay Aa Jaye Main Us Ki DiL Se Khadim Hon,


Jo Utth K Jana Chahay Main Usy Roka Nhi Krti,


Jisy Main Chhor Deti Hun Usy Phir BhooL Jati Hon,


Phir Us Hasti Ki
Janib Main Kabhi Dekha Nhi Krti,


Tera Israar Sar Aankhon Pe K Tum Ko BhooL Jaon Main,


Main Koshish Kar K Dekhon Gi Magar Waada Nhi Krti.

Aansoo Na Baha Do

Jaan Bhi Mango Ge To Ye Soch Ke De Dein Ge


Inkaar Ke Sadmey Se TUM Aansoo Na Baha Do!!

Mere ankhon mein chupi udasi

MeRi AaNkHooN MaIn ChUpI UdAsI Ko MeHsOs To KaR,


MaIn SaB Ko HaNsA KaR KhUd RaaT BhAr NaHi SoTi.

Somebody Love you

You can not make somebody love you.


You can only stalk them and hope for


the best.

Allama Iqbal Mohabbat Shayari

Kitni Masjidon Ko Chhor Kr Us Ki Gali Men Hum Gaye, , ,


“Iqbal”, ,


Kam Umri Mai hi Muhabbat Ne Kafir Bana Diya.

If You Dont Design

If you dont design your own life plan,
chances are you will fall into someone else plan.
And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.

Muslman aur Momin

Ashfaq Ahmad likhtay Hein:


Aik sawal ne mjhy bahut pareshan kr dia


aur uska jawab koi mufakkir b na de saka.


K Musalman


aur Momin me farq kya hai?


Chotey se Ga’un k aik Mochi ne joti muramat krtey hue mujh se kaha:


“Ashfaq!


jo Allah ko maney WO MUSLMAN


aur jo Allah ki manney WO MOMIN”

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Sweet Person Like you

Sweet hours make 1 sweet day.
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week.
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month.
1 sweet person like you is all one needs to make the life sweet.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Kash Makash Musalsal

Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko,Yehi Kash Makash Musalsal


Wo Aa Basa Hai Mujh Mei..


Ya Mai Us Mei Kho Gai Hoon..!!

all sweet frndz

Ek achha dost naram takye ki tarha hota hai,


Jab aap thakey hote hain to us per so jate hain,


Jab aap udas hote hain to us per ansoo girate hain,


Jab aap ghusa hote hain to usey marte hain,


Aur jab aap khush hote hain to usey seene se laga lete hain.


frwd to ur all sweet frndz means takiye.:-

Hazaroon log zindagi mein

Mile to Hazaroon log the zindagi Main Lakin


Woh sab se Alag tha jo Qismat mein Na Tha..

Lehja b Tum, Aawaz b Tum ho

Mera saawan b Tum ho meri Pyaas b Tum ho,


Sehra ki baahon mein chupi Aas b Tum ho,


Tum yun to bohat door bohat door ho Mujhse,


Ehsaas ye hota hai
Mere paas b Tum ho,


Har Zakham ki Aaghosh mein ha dard Tumhara,


Har dard mein taskeen ka Ehsaas b Tum ho,


Kho jao to Veeran si ho jaati hein rahein,


Mil jao to phir Jeenay ka Ehsaas b Tum ho,


Likhta hoon to Tum hi utartay ho qalam se,


Parhta hun to Lehja b Tum,
Aawaz b Tum ho…!!!

Make it Perfect

“Short but deep quote”


Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the Moment and make it perfect.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Allah K Naam Pe De De BaBa

Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga


:


:


“Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa”

Maa Aj Bhi Roti Hai

MAA tab B roti thi jb beta khana nhi khata tha


or


MAA


aj B roti hy


jab beta khana nhi deta


Isko itna 4wd karo k koi MAA kabhi bhuki na soye


I Love u maa.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Wo Mehsus Kry Humen

wo mehsus kry humen apni hr dharkan k sath………


is k siwa hm ny kbi kuch chaha hi nhi..

You Have Gotta Dance Like

You have gotta dance like theres nobody watching,
Love like you will never be hurt,
Sing like theres nobody listening,
And live like its heaven on earth

RULE of LIFE

Everyone will not get everything


This is the RULE of LIFE


Don’t try to get which is not yours But don’t dare to loose which is yoUrs.


“Stay Blessed”

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Haqeeqat-E-Zindgi

Honto ki Hansi ko Na Samajh Haqeeqat-E-Zindgi..!


Mere Dil Men Utar k Dekh Men kitna Udaas hon

Friday, March 23, 2012

Honey moon night

HONEY MOON


H- Hey Mat Karo
O- Oh Na Dabao
N- Nipple Dukhti Hai
E- Etna Lamba
Y- Ye dalo gay?
M- Mar Gai
O- Or Dalo
O- Or Tez
N- Nikala kyun?

Your Happiness And Pain

The first person that you think of in the morning
and the last person you think of in the night
is either the
cause of your happiness
or
the cause of your pain.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Bahot Mushkil Se Krte Hain

Bahot mushkil se krte hain, unki yaadon ka karobaar
munafa kam hi hai lekin, guzara ho hi jata hai

Mohabbat MOUJiZA hai

~Bohat makhsoos dilon ko ISHQ k ILHAAM hotey hain…
.
.
Mohabbat MOUJiZA hai moujizay kab AAM hotey hain??

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Kiss Qadar Masoom Sa

Kiss Qadar Masoom Sa Lehja Tha Un Ka FARAZ
Dheere Sey Jaan Keh Kar Humein Bejaan Kar Gaya..

Teri Gali Whicho Langaa Ge

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

DIL se Puchha

Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
“Waadon”or “Yadon”me kya FARQ hai?


Jawab mila


Mera kam blood supply karna ay. Eho jayyan gallan FARAZ kolo puchho.:-)

Dost Ki Kemat

DOST wo rakho jo sonay k tarah ho


Na k sheshe ki trah


kyu k shesha toot kar bekhar jata ha


Jab k


Sonay k jitne bhi tukre kar do us ki kemat kam nai hoti…..

Monday, March 19, 2012

Sunday, March 18, 2012

27 Rajab ka Roza in Urdu

Nabi(saw) ne phir ye farmaya k ” iss mahinay main aik roza rakhnay ka sawab 1000 rozoon k barabar hota hai ,


2 ka 2000 aur 3 ka 3000 , aur jo iss month main 8 rozay rakhay uss kay liye jannat k 8 darvazay khool diya jate hain “

Kisi Ki Zindagi Se

Kisi ki zindagi se kayi zamanay youn guzar jatay hain
jese koi pal guzra ho aur kisi ki zindagi se koi pal youn guzarta hai
jese kayi zamanay guzray hon.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

History Vs Victory

“Diamond words of hitler” “One who wins without problem its just VICTORY.”
But
“One who wins with lots of Trouble.He CreÃ¥tes HISTORY ”

Seeing Cockroach

Seeing a cockroach on ur bed is actually nothing…
.
The real problem starts when it disappears… 😀

Mujhe dar lag raha hai

Wife: Ap meri taraf moou kr k soyein mjhe dar lag raha hai :/
Husband:
Te main paavein dar dar k mr javaan!

U Will Never Succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Love Is Heat

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips meet.
Love is complete.


Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss Day

Eshq K Sahare Jeea Nahi Karty

Eshq K Sahare Jeea Nahi Karty,


Ghum K Piyalon Ko Pia Nahi Karty,


Kuch NAWAB K Bachy Dost Hen Humary,


Jin Ko SmS Na Karo To
Wo bi kiya nahi kartay.:-)

Friday, March 16, 2012

When Pride Rolls Me Down

When Pride Rolls Me Down,
Humbleness Pulls Me Up;
When Lie Cracks Me Down,
Truth Builds Me Up;
When Sins Makes Me Dark,
Forgiveness Make Me Light;
When World Push Me Away,
My Allah Pulls Me Near.
Good Morning.

Ramzan Ka Chand Mubarak ho

Aey Rehmat-E-Azeem K Mehmaan Assalam
Quran K Nuzul K Samaan Assalam
Ramzan Assalam Hai Ramzan Assalam
Ramzan Ka Chand B0h0t Mubarak Ho

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Loving someone

I have no regrets.
I will never regret loving someone
because the feeling of love for five minutes
is greater than an eternity of hurt.

Truth of College Life

Truth of College Life


A First Bench Student Knows the Answer of Every Problem..


But,,


The Last Bench Student Knows How To Facfe Every Problem..!!!” 😉 😉

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Kainaat Ki Sub Se Mehngi Cheez

Kainaat ki sub se mehngi cheez ehsas hai
jo dunya ke bohat se ameer logon ke paas bhi nahin hota.

Hum se tum ho

Tum main hum hain,hum main tum ho


tum se hum hain, hum se tum ho

Monday, March 12, 2012

DAULAT pe NAAZ

Kuch “DAULAT” pe NAAZ


karte hain


kuch “SHOHRAT” pe NAAZ


karte hain


Jinke hathon main


“DAAMAN-E-MUSTUFA (S.AW.W)” ho!


Wo “UMMATI” hony pe


NAAZ karte hain.

May The Joy And Peace

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.

Best Good Luck Sms

I wish ALLAH paint the canvas of ur life with the most beautiful colours & sprinkle peace,love,


luck,succes & joy at every step of it. (Aameen)

Waiting for one

Wanted by many,
taken by none,
talking to some,
just waiting for one.

Udaasi Tum Per

Udaasi Tum Pe Beete Gi To Tum Bhi Jan Jaogi


Koi Nazr-Andaaz Karta Hai To Kitna Dard Hota Hai

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Grlfrnd Broke Up

Boy: My grlfrnd broke up wid me & snt me pics wid her new boyfrnd..


Frnd: Awwww dats Bad.,wht did u do dn?


Boy: I sent them 2 her Dad…. :-( 😛

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Pakistan vs India Cricket schedule 2012-2013

Pakistan vs India Cricket schedule


1st T20: 25 Dec 2012 – Banglore
2nd T20: 27 Dec 2012 – Ahmedabad
1st Odi: 30 Dec 2012 – Dehli
2nd Odi: 3 Jan 2013 – Chennai
3rd Odi: 6 Jan 2013 – Kolkata

Is Eid pr – Funny Sms

Shikwa hamein


Manzoor nai


Aaj na koi Bahana hoga…


Aap ko humari Khushyon ke Qasm …


Is EID pr Aap ko


“== NAHANA


         ho ga !!!! 😀

Obey Allah First

Life is test
Islam is best
Namaz is must
Aakhairat is for rest
World is only dust
If Quran is in chest
nothing need next
obey Allah first
“Success”


submitted by: Zain Shuja. (zain_shuja2000@yahoo.com)

How To Judge Your Relations

If U want To judge Ur relations, make a few mistakes.
As, it is D only point where
relationships shows their originality..
Good Morning.

Friday, March 9, 2012

No one will Touch Ur DAD

POSSESSiVENESS
A woman was dying of Cancer,
Son asked: “Mom, Y R U telling people U R dying of AIDS?”
Mom: So that when I die, No one will Touch Ur DAD! :)

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Nawaza Jo Kuch Bhi Mere Khuda Ne Mujhe

Nawaza jo kuch bhi mere Khuda ne mujhe,
Peechey waseela mere sarkaar ka hai,


Gaye jo aap “Sidratul-Muntaha” se bhi agey,
Rutbaa kitna ooncha mere sarkaar ka hai,


Ghulami-e-Rasool mein baha de gaye lahuu bhi apna,
Mera jism, Meri rooh, Sabhi mere sarkaar ka hai..

come so0n honey

Height of Shock


Maalkin – kya hoa tum 3 din kaam pe nahi ayi ?


Kaam wali – Mem saab maine to facebook pe status update kardia tha ke … ” Going to gaaon for 2 days ”
aapke husband ne comment b kia tha
” have a safe trip, come so0n honey ” 😛

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Texting to the most beautiful girl of the world

Boy: Hi


Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?


Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.


Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. …… :'( 😀 😀
So sweet of you :):)
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you.

funny good morning sms

Ek Zamana tha jab subha kukruke


kar ke murgay hamain jagate thay


Aur aj ek ye zamana dekho


Hamain sms kar ke mugron/murgiyon ko jagana parta hai


GOOD MORNING

Professor and Girl

A gorgeous girl walks up to


Professor”s cabin and says:


i will do anything to pass the exam.


Prof: anything?


Girl: yes


Prof: then go and study

Monday, March 5, 2012

Minar-e-Pakistan funny sms

Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?


Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI


ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya

Ye Watan Humara Hy

Ye Watan Humara hy tum ho Khamakha is may….
Advance
14 AUGUST Mubarak

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Beqarari Meri Dekh

Beqarari meri dekh li hai to ab mera zabt b dekhna FARAZ,
Itna khamosh rahun ga k cheekh uthay ga woh.

Tere Husn Ki

jab bat teri hussan ki is lab pe ajae,


mehfil main agar koi ghar jae to na jae…

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Wo Hmari chahat

Jo Napna Chaho Hamari Chahat ko Tm to….


Smandr k kinare ja K rait ko utha lo..


Jo utha sako wo tumhari chahat hai_


Or jo na utha sako_


Wo Hmari chahat hai…

Best Good Morning SMS

“Ego” Is The Only Requirement To Destroy Any Relationship-
So Be The Bigger Person; & Skip The ”E” And Let It ”Go”…:-)
Good Morning;
Have a lovely day

Friday, March 2, 2012

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.
Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah


Dedicated To All Nikami And Kaam Chor
Girls

NABI (S.A.W.W.) Ne Frmaya

NABI (S.A.W.W.) Ne Frmaya .


1-Luqma gir jye, to usy saf kr k kha lya jye Usy shetan k lye na choro.


2-Jo shksh dastrkhwan se khane k gire huy tukre utha kr khye ga Wo kbhi TangDast nai ho ga or us ki Olad or Olad ki Olad KamAqli se mhfuz rhti hy.


3-Main us shaksh ko Jannat k kinaron pr ghar Dilwane ki Zmanat deta hun Jo jhagra Chor de Khwah wo haq pr ho.


4-Jb 3 Kafiytein Ho Tu Forn DUA Mango, Us Wqt DUA Rad Nai Hogi 1.Jb Jism Kanp Uthy 2.DiL Mei Khof Ajae 3.Ankhon Se Ansu Jari ho .


5-AAP (S.A.W.W) ne Frmaya: Jo meri baat logon tk phnchye ga, Qyamat K din JANNAT me uske lye muqam mera zimah ha.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

30 din baat

Dost: itne udaas kyu o.


2nd: yaar wife se jhagra hua tha boli pure 30 din baat nai karna


Dost: tmhe to khush hona chahiye


2nd: aaj aakhri din hai.


😀 😀 😛

Feeling The Loneliest

Psychology says,


the person who tries to keep everyone happy


often ends up feeling the loneliest.

1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha, PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me T...