A 5th class teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names
Sam: My name is Sam When I grow up to be a man I want to go to India and Japan If I can, If I can, If I can.
Candy: My name is Candy When I grow up to be a lady I want to have a baby If I can, if I can, if I can.
Dan: My name is Dan When I grow up to be a man To hell with India and Japan I gonna help Candy with her plan I know I can, I know I can, I know I can 😀 :P:D:D
Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Pr
Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl:
Kaise
Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rha…
(Great comedy sms on boy v/s girl)
Once Moosa (AS) asked Allah!You have granted me the honor and privilege of talking to you directly,
Have you given this privilege to any other person?
Allah Ta’ala replied, O!! Moosa during the last period I am going to send an Ummat,
who will be the Ummat of Mohammed (SAW) with dry lips, parched tongues,
emaciated body with eyes sucken deep into their sockets, with livers dry
and stomachs suffering the pangs of hunger will call out to me (in dua)
they will be much much closer to me than you O Moosa!
while you speak to me there are 70000 veils between you and me but at the time of iftaar
there will not be a single veil between me and the fasting Ummati of Mohammed (SAW) O!! Moosa
I have taken upon myself the responsibility that at the time of iftaar
I will never refuse the dua of a fasting person! Do Remember me in ur Prayers Plz…
“ek sachi baat ”
Agr koi ap ko acha lgta hy tu
Acha wo nhi
Achy aap ho
Q k ap us me Achaye tlash krty ho,
Agr koe ap ko bura lgta hy to janty ho bura wo nhi hy
Bury ap ho
Q k ap us me buraye tlash krty ho.
khubsurt hona ehm nhi
eham hona khubsurati hy..!
Latest NewsKarachi,
university road par 5 afrad ko na maloom
moter cycle sawaron ne…………
salam kiya, 3 ne jawab diya 2 k mou mai pan tha ,
If you dont design your own life plan,
chances are you will fall into someone else plan.
And guess what they have planned for you?
Not much.
Darpok hain wo log jo
Engineering select nai kerte
Bara hausla chahiye jawani barbaad
karne ke liye 😛
Larki:Main Shaadi k Baad tumhare
Sare dukh
Bant lungi
Larka:Mgar mujhe to Koi dukh nahi hai
Larki:Jaan Main shadi K Baad ki baat Kar rhi hon..
Bad news of 2011
1st May,
14Aug,
11Sep
and 25Des
are being come in Sunday
I m equal participate in sorrow of all students and GOVT servents
“CANCER KA ELAJ”
“Pissa hua kala Zira 3 Gram,din me 3 bar Pani se khaen. INSHA ALLAH
CANCER nhi hoga
Plz 4rwd shayad koi bimar bach jaye
Sadqa e Jaria:
Ajnabi logo mai bhi dost mila krte hain…
Kitabo mai bhi phool khila krte hain…
Hamain kante smjh kr bhul mat jana….
Kyu ke kante hi phool ki hifazt kia krte hain..
Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahi Kch Aur Bhi Hy
Zulf-o-Rukhsar Ki Jannat Nahi Kch Aur Bhi Hy
Bhook-o-Aflas Ki Is Maari Hui Dunya Main
Ishq Hi Ek Haqiqat Nahi Kch Aur Bhi Hy ?
Richard Moss ;
“The greatest gift you can give to someone is the purity of your attention when someone talks to u.”
Arz Kya Hai
Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Mei Nhi ati
wah wah
Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Mei Nhi ati
(‘,’) girlFRIND
‘..(> Moti Ho
to Bahon
Mei Nhi Ati
ASHFAQ AHMAD Poetry:
Mujhe bohat Justaju thi k
Ishq-e-Majazi or Ishq-e-haqiqi ka farq jaan sakun,
aik din Abba jee ne bataya k.
Ishfaq apni Ana ko kisi Aik Shakhs
k samny khatm karny ka naam Ishq-e-Majazi hai,
or apni Ana ko Sb k samny khatm karny ka naam Ishq-e-Haqiqi hai.
1 Choti Si Misaal
Aap Imtehan Dene Gey
Aapko 1 Sawal k Jawab Mai ye Likhna Pare
Me Karachi Mai Rehta Hon Aur Aap Jawab Likhen. ( M.K.M.R.H )
Kya Examinar Ise Qabol Kar k Aapko Pass kar Dega?
Ab jo Sallallaho Alehi Waalehi Wasallam k bajae ( S.A.W.S ) Likhte ho
Kya Wo mutmain Ho K Unka Drood Pak Qabol Hojaega.
An interesting fact abt AUGUST 2009:
this august has
5 saturdays,
5 sundays and
5 mondays..
Al in one month.
It happens once in 823 years.
main kaisay sard haatho se tumhare gaal choota tha
December mai tumhe meri shararat yaad aye gi
Tera taluq mere lye aik tohfa hai khuda ka jo
kabi na tooty wo rishta hai wafa k
Hum tujko kabhi bhula na saken ge…..
Tuj se rishta hai aesa jesy hath aur dua ka
From: Aamir zaman(+966569417781)
Agr sir pr baal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro urea lagayen
jb urea zameen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kadu jesy sir se baal q nhi;-)
Zubeda apa k zarai totky
dil me lagai aag or phir ishq ne kaha Faraz,
wah wah ye tamasha to bohot khoob hai sahib..!!
Rutho na a dost k fir!
roth jany waly maan b jaien tu
manany waly thak sy jaty hyn
aur hamary sath zindagi k saffer mien
chalny k qabil nahi rehty
khafa na ho a sathi k fir!
khafgion k mosum dyr tak nahi telty
dil-o-jaan mien,ruh k ander bohat hi
bohat hi door ja ker basyra kerty hyn
naraz na ho a hamdam k fir!
narazgi kadurraton ko janm dyti hy
kadurratien dil ki fir nahi jatien
aur!
zindagi ki shaffaf rahien dhundli-o-gurd aalood ho jati hyn
so myry dost ,myry sathi,myry hamdam!
mujhy aatbar ka maan do!
Iftar se pehle
Tum Ibadat k lamhon main Mera 1 kaam karna.
Her Sehri se pehle, Har Namaz k Bad.
Iftar se pehle, Har Rozy k baad.
Sirf apni Dua ka kuch alfaz mere naam karna.
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
WIFE & MOTHER
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our WIFE
You Are The Reason Of My Sleepless Night,
You Are The Reason Of My Daydreaming,
My Life Starts With Your Bright Sunny Smile,
I Cannot End My Day
Without Wishing You Goodnight.
Wish You Last Good Night 2013
Mila to aur bhi taqseem ker gaya mujhko,
Sametni theen jisy meri kirchiyan Mohsin
What’s most Suprising about Mankind?
They lose their Health 2 make Wealth & then lose their Wealth 2 Restore their Health!
By thinking About Future,they Forget Present
Such that,they Live Neither 4 Present nor 4 Future!
They live as They ‘ll Never Die &
Then
They Die, as they had Never Lived.
“Ya “ALLAH PAK” poori dunia me jtne log bemar hy ya preshan hy tu unko apne karam se maf frma or un ki bemari or preshaniyo ko khatam frma,,
or
ya “ALLAH PAK” jis ne mje ye dua send ki us k tamam gunaho ko maf frma or hr kam mai bht kamiyabi ata farma.Ameen
4wd 2 all friend.Na jany kis ki zuban sy ap ki taQder badal jae
(JAZAKALLAH)
Ye Bhool Hy uski K Aaghaaz e Guftagu Hum Karain Gay,
Hum To Khud Se B Roth Jaen To Sadiyon Khamosh Rehty Hain
Her khushi main tumhari baat kartay hain,
Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain,
Ab ek sms main kaisay batayain k,
Hum tum ko “KITNA YAAD” kartay hain.
NIMAZ
kab kam aay gi?
FAJR
Marty waqt
ZOHR
Qabar me
ASAR
Munkr nakir k Swalat
K Waqt
MAGHRIB
Hisab kitab k waqt
ISHA
pul siraat pr
Its nice feeling when you know that someone loves you,
someone misses you, someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you.
When a women tells you about her problems
it does not mean she is complaining
it means she trusts you
Tussi Laakh Wari Bhul Jao
Assi Laakh Wari Yad Aawange
Tussi Paani Pee Peeke Thak Jaana
Assi Hichkiyan Ban Banke Satawange
|””|__|””|.*.*.*.*. APPY .*.*.*.*.|_ |”””|_|.*.*.*.*.
*.RAMZAN .*.*.*
.*.*.MUBARAK.*.*.
.*.*.===.=== . *
TO U And Your Family.
A boy l0ved a girl sincerely and never lo0ked at any 0ther girl
. . . . . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Can u imagine that…. ??
Ek Aadmi Apni BV ko Dafna k Ghar aya
to Asman per Bijli krakne lagi
or Tufan Aa gia
Admi Asman ki Taraf Dekh kar Bola:
Lagta hai POhNCH GAi Hai….,,
“Hum kon hain kia hain Ba Khuda yaad nahi,,
“Apnay islaf ki koi B ada yaad nahi..
“Hain ager yaad to kafir k taranay ab,
“Hai nahi yaad to Kaabay ki sada yaad nahi..
“Bint-e-HaWwa ko nachatey hain sar-e-mehfil ab,,
“kitnay sang dil hain k rasm-e-haya yaad nahi..
“Aaj apni zillat ka sabab ye hai shayad,,
“Sab kuch yad hai per khuf e khuda yad nahi…
%ALLAMA IQBAL%
Zindgi Me Kuch Lamhe “Khas” Ban Gaye,
Jo Mile Thy Wo “Mulaqat”
Ban Gaye,
Jo Bichre Wo “Yad”
Ban Gaye,
Or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye
Wo “Aap” Ban Gaye.
“Ye bhi acha hai k hum “ACHAY” nahi Hain……!!!” “DOST”
“Kisi ki aankh may ansoo to nahi hongy hamary mar jany k baad..!
Nargispeer k paon choo kar boli:
“baba ji koi changi mat deo”
Peer ji:
“O bibi burka pa k aaya kar
Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..
Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as solid as Diamonds, And Success as bright as Gold,
These are wishes for you and your family on this New Year.!
Wish you a Happy New Year 2014.
Which is your birth month..?
January-: Bold & rude.
February-: Lucky & loyal.
March-: Naughty & genuine.
April-: Caring & strong.
May-: Loving & practical.
June-: Romantic & curious.
July-: Adventurous &
honest.
August-: Active & hard
working.
September-: Sensitive &
pretty.
October-: Stylish & friendly.
November-: Talented &
creative.
December-: Confident &
freedom loving. Know
yourself !
Raaz-e-Ulfat Chhupa Ke Dekh Lia
Dil Bohat Kuch Jalaa Ke Dekh Lia
Aur Kia Dekhnay Ko Baaki Hai ?
Aap Se Dil Lagaa Ke Dekh Lia
Wo Mere Ho Ke Bhi Mere Na Howay
Un Ko Apna Banaa Ke Dekh Lia
Aaj Unki Nazar Mein Kuch Ham Ne
Sab Ki Nazrain Bacha Ke Dekh Lia
Faiz Takmeel-e-Gham Bhi Na Ho Saki
Ishq Ko Aazmaa Ke Dekh Lia
B Com! Student Hugs a Girl
GIRL: What is this??
BOY: Direct Marketing
GIRL: slaps a boy
BOY: What Is this.. ??
GIRL: Customers FEEDBACK…
Sardar to his wife:
Ajj 4 wajjy khotian di race ae, mein othey jana ae…
Sardarni: Turya jaanda nahi, ty race laan jana ae…:-)
From: Qamar Saghir
Ye BS(CS) nahi asaan,
bs itna samajh lijiye…
pathanon ka ilaaqa hai aur jhuk k jana hai..
Tum aa Jao Na Suraj Dhal Gaya Hai Ek Haseen Sham Utri Hai
Wo Dekho naaya Chaand Nikla Hai Meri Muntazir Aankhein Dua
Mangti Aankhein Tumhein Sochti Aankhein Tumhein Dhoondti Aankhein
Tumhein Wapis Bulati Hain Ye DiL Jab Bhi Dharakta Hai
Tumhara Naam Leta Hai Ye Aansoo Jab Bhi Behte Hain
Tumhare Dukh Mein Behte Hain Khushi Koi Bhi Aaye Tumhare Bin
Adhoori Hai Suno SUNO TUM AA JAO NA TUM AA JAO NA
Sundar tha is qadar k maloom na ho saka kesy ?
Kahan? Or
kab ?
Mera bachpan guzar gya
kisi se koi cheez maango tou aisay maango
jaisay tumhary baap ki hai.
Na milay tou socho, konsa tumhaary baap ki thi
“10” baatein “10” Baaton ko khatam ker deti hain
1. Tauba- Gunah ko
2. Dukh-Zindagi ko
3. Ghussa- Aqal ko
4. Sadqa- Musibat ko
5. chugli- Dosti ko
6. Namaz- Be Hayai ko
7. Neki- Badi ko
8. Jhooth- Rizaq ko
9. Zulm – Insaaf ko
10. Takabur-Amal ko
From: Saria
Girls are like electric current.
If handled wd care, they will light up your life.
But if mishandled.. Get ready for the shocks 😉
Stay Blesd karakti bijlio:
Sick guy to Doctor wife on the phone: I thought marrying a doctor would end all problems.
Girl: And I thought marrying a SOFTWARE ENGINEER would at least get me a genuine windows, did not happen.
Guy: *speechless*
Golfer 1: My doctor tells me I cant play golf.
Golfer 2: So hes played with you, too!
Meri qismat men b aisa koi sajda kr dy,
Jo mere sary gunahon ka mudawa kr dy
Sari dunya se chhura kr mujy apna kr dy,
Meri mitti ko Khudaya tu ab sona kr dy
Me tera chahny wala hun magr hy hasrat,
Jin ko tu chahta hy muj ko b wesa kr dy
Ek nazar apny gunahgar py kr k MAULA,
Apni rehmat ka szawar hmesha kr dy
Jis taraf chahun faqat tery hi jalwy dekhun,
Shauq e ulfat ko mery had se ziyada kr dy
Duao Ki Bhid Me 1 Dua HamAri Jis Me MangI HaR KhUsHi TuMhaRi
Jab b MusKuraYe DIL se AaP SamJege Ke Dua KuBul Hui HaMarI
:: AL-QURAN ::
“Sabr or namaz se madad talab kero,
beshak namaz zaroor muskill hai magar un k liy
nai jo dil se ALLAH ke taraf jukte hain.”
Eid ko tum dil mango gay hum denge
jigar mango gay hum denge
eyes mango gay hum denge
.
.
.
.
kyun ke
Us din hum ne bakra zebah karna hai
Tum “HAQ” baat kehne se matt “daro” Q k Na koi tumhein “mout” de sakta hai or na koi tumhara “RIZQ” kam kar sakta hai. Agar “Duniya” mein Sirf “Sukoon” Hota To Log “ALLAH” ko “Bhool” Jatay “Sukoon” To Sirf Un Logon K Paas Hai Jo “ALLAH” Ki “Raza” Ko Apni “Raza” Samajhtay Hain. “JANNAT” K Montazir Na Raho “Balkay” Aisay Kaam Karo k “JANNAT” Tumhari “Mntazir”ho. “Beshak Allah Bohat Reham karnay wala Hai.
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister…
pathan Bakra zibah krne lga to confuse ho gea k parhna kia hy.
.
Ek lamha sochne k bad churi chalate hue josh se bola,
..
Happy birthday to You.
Friends are like the colour pencils ,
they colour our lives ,
I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,
But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture
Police Askd Thief “Y U Went 2 Steal 3 Times In The Same Store?”
.
.
.
.
Thief Replied
Sir I Stole 1 Dress For My Wife & I Went Back 2 Change It Twice.
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak
pathron k deas men mujh ko tha tanhai ka gam
kia khbar thi k rasty men ainey mil jaen gay
May the blessings of Allah
fill your life with happiness
and open all the doors of
success now and always.
Eid Mubarik
I GIVE U CLOUDS AS BED
MOON AS PILLOW
STARS AS LIGHT
COOL BREEZE ON UR SIDE
ANGEL SING MELODIES
CLOSE UR EYES N SLEEP
Mere dil mn mhbt bht thi
Mgr phr b usko shikayat bht thi
Mera drd khulta b q ksi pr
Muje muskurane ki adt bht thi
Mri zndgi me wo lmhe b aey
Teri hr qdm pr zarort bht thi
Manane ka muj me hunr nhi tha
Per usko roth jane ki adt bht thi…
Tha bht khush jo bhula k mje
aj roya galay laga k mje
us ne phly sawal ye pocha
tumko kesa laga ganwa k mje
mj ko pathar bna k kehta hai
jan dekha na muskura k mje
zindagi ne to azmaya hai
dekh lo tum b azma k mje
us ne rasta badla leya apna
payr ki rah pe chala k mje
