Hum Mar Bhi gaye to
Hamari yaaden tum Se Wafa karen Gi
DOST
Ye mat Samjhna k Hum Ne Tumhen chaha tha
sirf Waqt Guzarne k liye……
Hum Mar Bhi gaye to
Hamari yaaden tum Se Wafa karen Gi
DOST
Ye mat Samjhna k Hum Ne Tumhen chaha tha
sirf Waqt Guzarne k liye……
Hr koi chahta he
k usay KAMYABI mil Jay
Laikin
Jb MASJID se Awaz Ati hai
“HAYYA ALAL FALAH”
(Aao kamyabi ki Trf)
tou koi zehmt nahi krta
K jis Cheez ko wo sari Zindgi
Hr jaga Talash kr rha hai
Woh to khud Usay apne Pas Bula rhi hay.
Yeah mere zamanat hy
Touh mere amanat hy
SUUN rahaa hy naaaa touu
Roo raha hoUUn mei ….
Main wohi hoon jise tum dost kaha kartay the
Din men so baar mera naam liya krte the
Aaj kya baat he kyun mujh se khfa bethe ho
kya kisi or ko dost bna bathe ho
Fasle itne to pehle na huva krte the
Main wohi hoon jise tum dost kaha krte the.
Tum agar bhool gaye ho to koi baat nahi Zakhm tu pehly b is dil pr laga krte the
Main wohi hoon jise tum dost kaha krte the.
(Baba Bullay Shah)
“HEERAY”
Sasty mul de wekhy,
“LAAL”
Trakri tuldy wekhy,
“PHUL
Peran wich ruldy wekhy,
“SIYANAY”
Galan bhuldy wekhy,
Koi kisy naal pyar nhi krda,
DIL
Duniya wich rul de wekhy,
“RUNG BARUNGI” duniya wekhi,
Kai kai rung ik phul de wekhy,
SUKH
Te Azal to wairi mere,
DUKH E akhiyan
Khuldy wekhy,
BUS kr dila chad de khera,
Chadd de raam kahani tu,
Tu rul gya te taan ki hoya,
SHAH vi galiyan wich ruldy wekhy..
Un K Sitam Un Ki Jafa Yaad Karen Ge,
Hum Jurm-e-Muhabbat Ki Saza Yaad Karen Ge,
Mai Ne Dam-e-Rukhsat Jo Kaha BhoOl Na Jana,
Ye Sun K Ruke Or Kaha Yaad Karen Ge,
Ab Sirf Tasalli Ka Takalluf Na Karen Wo,
Jo Dil Se Bhula Bethe Hain Kya Yaad Karen Ge.?
Hum BhoOl K Ab Naam Bhi Na Len Ge Wafa Ka,
Wo ChOt Lagi Hai K Sada Yaad Karen Ge………!!
Hum b kitne dewane nikle
Diye se andhera mitane nikle
Ghum-e-Dil pe humare jo hansa karte hean
Hum unko hi Haal-e-Dil sunane nikle
Kaghazi Phoolon pr aati Nahe baharean
Ye jaan k b gulshan sajane nikle
Dunya mean bikti hean jhooti kahaniyan
Sache afsane sab hum jalane nikle
Log Bethe hean bhar k muthi mean Namak
Jane Kia soch k Hum zakham dikhane nikle
DOST Barf ke us Golay ki tarah hai
jise banana toh bahut aasan hai
magar barqrar rakhna bahut mushkil hai
so take care of urself GOLAY 😛 😉
May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever wished for. May the festival of lights brighten up yours and your near and dear ones lives.
***RAMADAN MUBARAK***
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
Dil Dharaknay Ka sabab Yaad Aya..
Wo Teri Yaad The ab Yaad aya..
Bari Mushkil se Din Guzara tha..
Phir Teray Wada-e-Shab Yaad aya…
Beth kr Saya-e-Gul main Nasir,
Hum Bohat Roye Woh Jab Yaad Aaye….!!
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
Yeh sach hai ke teri bhi neendain ujarr gayin,
Tujh se bichar ke hum se bhi soya nahin geya
Teacher: 1 dafa ka zikar hy Akbar Badshah apne Bistar pr leta hua tha k
PaPu: Miss. Arslan mera Lunch box khol raha hai
Teacher: Arslan mai thappar maar du gi beth jao aaram se,
Achha to Bacho! mai kahan thi?
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PaPu: Akbar Badshah k Bistar pr.. 😛 😉
Mujh Se Wada Kro Mujhe Rulao Gy Nhi
Halaat Jo B Hon Muje Bhulao Gy Nhi
Chupa K Apni Aankhon Me Rkho Gy Mjh Ko
Dunya Me Kisi Aur Ko Dikhao Gy Ni
Mere Lfz Mere Dil Ki Tahrerein Hain
Qasam Uthao in Ko Kbi jalao Gy Nhi
Mje Ye Yakeen Dilao Mje Yad Rkho Gy
Meri Yadon Ko Apne Dil Se Mitao Gy Nhi
Sab Bilbatoriyan ek zarori elan sune.
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Tum to itni speed sy nechy ayi ho jese sab se bari Bilbatori tum hi ho..! 😀
Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho?
Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun 😀
Chalta Rehne Do Dosto Silsila Dil _Dari ka,
Ishq Taleem Nahi Jo, Mukammal Ho Jaaye.!!
Ham nafrat k qabil thy to nafrat se hi maar dete ham ko
DANISH
Q apni mehfil mein bula kar pyar se keh diYa ke kon ho tum.
kasa lagta ha
khirkhi se barish ki bonde takna
apne ap ko in bondoon ki nazar kerna
kasa lagta ha
jb bijli zor se karak ker apne guse ka izhar kerte ha
or jwab main badal hans ker use manata ha
in ahsasat main jeena
kasa lagta ha
bolo kasa lagta ha
barish ka sang ankh macholi khalna
“2 Ajnabi dost”
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From: JiNNU Rider (03132174713)
Humare Dil Ki Khwahish Hai Kabhi December Mein Aao Na,
Koi Jhooti Tassali Do Koi Wada Nibhao Na,
Suno Maazi Ki Baaton Ko Kisi Din Bhool Jao Tum,
Mita Do Ranjishain Dil Ki December main Laut Aao Na,
Mita Do Faasle Saare Ke Ab Qurbat Ka Mosam Hai,
Mujhe Baahon Mein Bhar Lo Tum Galay Apne Lagao Na,
Bohat Din Se Nahin Dekhin Tere Ghar Ki Woh Deewaren,
Bohat Din Se Udasi Hai Kbi Darr Pe Bulao Na,
December main Laut Aao Na,
December main Laut Aao Na!!
Attitude of Girls
Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
I dont like that kind of sms ok?
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Phir Dil Ne Kaha Hy Tujhe Mangu Khuda se
Phir Aankhon Ne Teri Deed Ki Chahat Ki Hy
Phir Aaj Baras Gaen Aankhen Yaad Mai Teri
Phir Neend Ne Aankho Se Shikayat Ki Hy
Phir Lehje Mai Dukh Aan Simta Hy
Phir Aansuon Ne Aankhon Se Baghawat Ki Hy
Phir Wo Tera Sath Yaad Aa gya
Phir Dil Ne Mehsus Teri Zarorat Ki Hy
Tere Dukh Teri Yaad Seeny Se Laga Kar
Boht Toot Kar Maine Tujh se Mohabat Ki Hai.!
Pathan Mirasi Se Tum Raja Ho
Mirasi: Ni me mirasi hun
Pathan ne phr pucha: Tum Raja h0
Mirasi: Nhi me mirasi hun yr mirasi
Pathan: tum raja h0 na?
Mirasi: ni ma mirasi hun samj ni a ri tujhy..?
pathan: sach sach bata tu raja hi h na?
Mirasi: ni ni ma mirasi hun.
Pathan: Ni Tum Raja h0.
Mirasi ghuse se: han han me Raja hi hun.
Pathan: Shakal se t0 mirasi lagtay h0.
College Days
T.V + fb: 3 Ghanta
Sona: 8 Ghanta
Khelna: 2 Ghanta
Gf/Bf: 3 Ghanta
Dost+fb: 6 Ghanta
PC+fb: 2 Ghanta
Aur PERHAAI
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Baba Ji Ka GHANTA..:P:D
HaQeeQat Sey Buhat Door Hai Khwahish Meri. . .
Phir Bhi Khawhish Hai, K Ik Khawab HaQeeQat Hoo Jaye
Marriages may be made in Heaven…
BUT…
The Maintenance and service charges have to be paid on Earth..!!!
Boht Asar Rakhata hai Har Lafaz Us ki Zubaan ka..
Ay kash..!!
K Woh Mujh se Milany Ki Dua Maangey…
kehty hn k Khobsurt Chezen Dekhne Se Insan Khud B Khobsurt Ho Jata Ha
Mujhe to boht fikar lagi ha k Pata nhi
Aap k Pas Meri Tasvir ha b k nhi…..!
Don’t be sad if a person prefers another person on u..
It’s hard to convince a monkey,
that a strawberry is sweeter than a banana 😀
Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha…
Barbad krny k BAad us Ne Tanziya Lehje Se Pocha Tha
Merii zindgi Me phir Ao Gay kia??
Dil Laho Laho Tha, Zalim Labon Ne Keh Dia
“In sha Allah”
“JAHAN ROTI MAZDOOR KI UJRAT SAY MEHANGI HOJAE, WAHAN 2 CHEZAY SASTI HOJATI HAIN,
1:AURAT KI IZZAT.
2:MARD KI GAIRAT (SULTAN SALAHUDDIN AYUBI)
Love yourself first
and
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
Good Luck
Its An Immense Pleasure & Prestigious
Pride 4 Me 2 Pay My Best WishsTo U & Ur Family
On The Auspicious Occasion Of Eid-ul-fitr
EiD MuBarak
Regards
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar
“The starting point of all achievement is desire. Weak desire brings weak results.”
Husband Wife Fighting
Wife: Teri bjaye Meri Shadi Shetan nal ho jandi,
ty changa c,
Husband: Toba kr Toba,
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Pehn Praa da Nikah nai hunda!
Har Nazar hoti ha Khud apne hi Dil ka Aaina,
Jis ne Dekha Jis Nazar se Us Tarah Jana Mujhe..!!
<BAARISHAIN..?
Kabi shor
hain..
kbi chup c hain,
Ye BARISHAIN
b Tum c hain!
Jo baras gai to bahaar hain,
Jo theher gai to qarar hain,
Kbi aa gai yunhi
be-sabab,
Kbi chha gai yunhi roz-o-shab,
Kbi shokh hain
Kbi gum c hain,,
Ye BARISHAIN
b Tum c hain….
I dont want a relationship where
people say They look so cute
together I want one where they say
Look how happy they are together
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho,
Tamanna ho
Dulhan: Sharma k, Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho.
Barish Main kis pe baraseny ko khushboo
atee hai barish main kis pe
barasney ko khushboo
nazar ayee muskaratee hui
fizanono main khushboo
baadlyono ki tarha maand latee hui
harr phool pe rang chamaktee hui khushboo
mausam ayee mausam jayee ghata chaayee
barsey khul ke khusboo
jhaar jayee thenyono se jub paatey
phootey konpaal se baaghono main khushboo
chup hain hum utray jub paarindey gaagan se
zameen pe naachey hiran or morni se khushboo
Submitted By: Sameer (+92-300-2711588)
Amal Se Zindaagi Banti Hai Jannat Bhi Jahanum Bhi
Ye Khaki Apni Feetrat Mai Na Noori Hai Na Nari Hai
Sar-e aaina mera aks he Ps-e aaina koi or he Teri ibtida mera piyar tha
Teri intiha koi or he Teri baat hum sey hui to kya
Teri soch main koi or he Hamin shoq tha badi dair se
Tery shrek -ay -safr rahen Tery sath chl kr khbr hui
Tera rasta koi or he Tujey fikr hy ky badl dia Mujey gardish-e-shab-o-rooz ny
Kabhi khud sy bhi to swal kr To wahi hy ya koi or hy.
Aaj fir Pappu ne Kamaal Kar diya..
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BANK me jake So Gaya..
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Kyuki Usne Board Par Padha
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Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai
True faith means
the accomplishment of the religious obligations
along with the aviodance of the forbidden acts
– Ali bin abi talib
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think,
all the walks I want to take,
all the books I want to read,
and all the friends I want to see.
Us Ne Mehsoos Bhi Na Honey Diya
Yun Kahani Ka Rukh Moor Diya
Milney Julney Main Ki Kami Pehley
Phir Rafta Rafta Hamein Hi Choor Dya
Huwa jo kuch bhulana chahiye tha,
Usy ab lout aana chahiye tha.
Ye sara bojh mere sar p Q hy?
Usy b thora gham uthana chahiye tha.
Itni khamoshi se us ne chorr dya,
Usy pehly btana chahiye tha.
Usi ki yad ki khushbu hy dil mein mere,
Mujhe jisko bhulana chahiye tha.
Zra si ghlti pe rooth betha,
Kya usy bas bahana chahiye tha?
Muje paa kr usy kya chain milta?
Jisay sara Zmana chahiye tha.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man
who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
2013 Might Have Been Torturous,
But 2014 Is Different.
Take The Challenges And Convert Them To Motivation.
Do Not Let The Past Years Challenges
Affect Your New Year.
Good Bye 2013,
Have A Victorious 2014.
1sardar Ko Muslsal I LOVE U K SMS Araha Tha
2nd srdar:aj to buhat LOVE K mesage Aa Rhy he.
1st sardar O Paji,aj Ghlti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ly aya hun:-
I asked my new girlfriend
what sort of books she is interested in.
She said: Cheque books
Badal Rahe Hain Hum Apna Tarz-E-Zindagi Aaj Se
Karenge Sirf Use Hum Yaad Jise Hum Yaad Aayenge
Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay,
Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay,
Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri,
Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay…
Only Two Options Left
My Heart Problem Has Reached
A Critical Stage
That Doctor Says That
There R Only 2 Options Left
ICU Or U C Me
A frnd is better thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem 😉
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing 😀
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem 😉
-U CAN B URSELF widout bothering what dat idiot wil think abt u
bcoz u know dat dey wil always b wid u:-)
So never leave your friends for your so-called love!
I Love u idiot.
In dooriyon ko Bewafai Mat
Samajhna , In Khamoshiyon ko
Narazgi mat samajhna, Har haal
Main sath denge
Tumhara , humari dosti
Ko kabhi kamzor mat
samajhna ……….!!!!!
Build 3Factries iN ur Life
1.Ice fctry iN BraiN
2.Sugar fctry N ToNgue
3.Love fctry N Heart
ThN see ur Life wll be:
SatisFactry.
On dis cold cold night,
In my small small room,
I look at da bright bright stars,
In the dark dark sky,
And dream of ur sweet sweet smile,
On ur cute cute face!
Good Night!
Khusbouon ki tarha meri har saans mein
pyaar apna basane ka wada karo
rang jitne tumhari mohabbat ke hain
mere dil mein sajane ka wada karo
hai tumhari wafaon pe mujhko yakeen
phir bhi dil chahta hai mere dil nasheen
yoonhi meri tasalli ki khatir zara
mujhko apna banane ka wada karo
jab mohabbat ka iqrar karte ho tum
dhadkano mein naya rang bharte ho tum
baarha kar chukay ho, magar aaj phir
mujhko apna banane ka wada karo
sirf lafzon se iqrar hota nahi
ik janib se hi pyaar hota nahi
main tumhein yaad rakhne ki khaoon kasam
tum mujhko na bhulane ka wada karo
Medical Science Ki nai tehqiq k mutabiq
Zawal K Wqt Nmaz Na Prhne Ka Hukum kion He?Zwal K Timings Me Agr Koi Shakhs Apna Matha Zamin Pe Lgata He To Usy Brain Hambridge Hone Ka Khtra Hota He QK Us Wqt Zamin Se Dangrous Radiation Niklti Hen,Science Ne Aj Mana He,Or Mere Pyare Nabi HAZRAT MOHAMMAD (SALLALLAH O ALAIHE WASALLAM) Ne Ye Bat 1400Sal Pehle Hi Bata Di Thi,
SUBHANALLAH.
Dil chahe tu FWD kr dEN, logon k Emaan taza ho jain gE…
JAZAKALLAH.
Some Sentiments Expressed At
Their Best
Dear Facebook,
Just Wait, One Day They All Will
Leave You Too!
Sincerely,
Orkut
Dear Optimist,
That’s Not A Light At The End Of
The Tunnel, But A Train!
Sincerely,
Pessimist
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry To Hear About Global Warming.
Sincerely,
Titanic
Dear Yahoo,
I’ve Never Heard Anyone Say,
“I Don’t Know, Let’s Yahoo It!”
Sincerely,
Google =D
If she is an apple and you are an orange,
celebrate your differences,
Make a great fruit salad
Love is not about being the same,
Its about being sweet with each other.
Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Banta: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..
Larka:Mere sath chalogi
GIRL:Kahan?
Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahn.
GIRL:0K Police station chalte hen.
Larka:Lo dasso G, banda apni Baji naal mazaq vi ni kr skda.
The worst regret we can have in life,
is not for the wrong things we did,
But for the thousands of right things we did,
for the wrong people!!!
Have A Blessed Day!
Hazrat Abdullah Bin Masod Frmaty Hain
DiL ki 3 Ragein Hoti Hain
Agr apny Eman Ko Parakhna Hy K Mera Dil Zinda Hy Ya Mar Gya Hy To
1: Quran Khol K Prho Dekho Dil Lg Rha Hy Ya Nhi
2: Us Mehfil Mein Betho Jahan ALLAH Ka Zikar Ho
Rha Ho Dekho Dil Lgta Hy Ya Nhi
3: Tnhai Main Beth K Dekho K Kya Tmhari Tnhai
Pak Saaf Hy ALLAH B Yad Aata Hy K Nhi?
Agr Jwab Han Mein Hy To Tmhara
DIL abi Zinda Hy Agr Jwab Na Hy To Dro Aur ALLAH Sy Dua Kro K Tm Py
Santa: Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,
Miss: Nahi
Santa: Yeh Tho Kamal Ho Gya Hai,
Subha Jab Mein Utha Tho Mere Mobile Par Likha Tha
Miss Call 😮 😀
I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you will give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS
hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h
Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami
unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.
Ghar se nikalte waqt 3 bar Tesera kalma parh lia
krain..
ALLAH Apki Izaat ki khud hifazat kere ga….
Frwd to girls Whom U care about…
Akele Ap ko Ap k elawa kisi ko b nai Bus Ap hi ko Ap Ko Sirf ApKo
Realy Ap Ko Bs ApKo Of Course Ap Ko Han GApKoBs G BsApKoSirf Or SirfApKo GG G ApKoHiTang Krnay main maza aata hai..;
Logon Ne Guftgoo Main Kureda Buhat Hamain,
Ham Khud Se Hamkalam they, Aksar Nahi Miley.
U R MY “DawLaNcE”
(Q K DawLaNcE ReL¡AbLe He)
U R MY “PEL”
(Aaj Bh¡ Kal Bh¡)
U R MY “SuF¡”
(J0 Nam He EtMaAd Ka) nd
Our DoSt¡ L¡Ke,
“k¡SaAN”
Itna KhAl¡s J¡tna
“PYAR”. . . !!?
Hzrat MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W
“Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Hoa Dekha
AP S.A.W.W Ne”Usy Utha Kr
Saf Kia Or Kha Lia Or Frmaya:
Ay AISHA
“Izat Dar Chez Ki Izat Kro
Jb ALLAH
“Kisi Qom Ka Rizq ChEn Leta Hy To Wapis Nhi Krta
(IBNe MAJA)
Plz ye Hades sb ko bataen ta k
Ghar me Tangdasti na ho”
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK
3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the
Raste me ek pari milti hai,
Pari: ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi.
1st: Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.
Pari ne kar diya.
2nd: mujhe bhi aisa kar do
Pari ne kar diya.
3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola.
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Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo.
Moral: Har ek Friend kamina hota hai… :p :O 😀
Specialy 4 u.
Hundred Words Of An Enemy Can Never Give Pain
But A True Friend’s Silence Can Give Hundred Tears
So Bak-Bak Karte Raha Karo
Sakoon Rehta Hai:
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