Wife: Meri shadi to apni study ki waja se late hui,
Aap ki shadi kiun late hui?
Husband: Mein SADQA bohat kasrat se diya karta tha
Wife: Shadi se SADQAY Ka kiya taalluq?
Husband: Sadqa bahot si balaaon ko talta ha….
Bas aik saal nahi day sakaa to shadi ho gae…:-):-P
Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai
wah wah wah
Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai
.
Lo Dadso yaro, Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai 😉 😛 😀
Oh my dear
Forget your fear
Let all ur dreams b clear
Never put tear
Please hear
I want to tell u one thing in your ear
Vishing You A Very Happy
NEW YEAR
Submit By: Fizaia Deg Colg Pesh (03459138539)
Bare anjan mosam main
Boht be-rang lamhon main
Bina ahat bina dstak
Boht masoom sa “SAPNA”
Utar aya he ankhon men
Bina sochey bina smjhe
Kaha hai “DIL” ne chupkey se
Haan is nannhey sy sapne ko
Aankhon men jaga day do
Bina rokey bina tokey
Hmaisha ki trha ab b
Bina uljhey bina boley
Jhuka deya ha sar ham ne
Magr tabeer kia hogi?
Ye ham janain na dil janey
Bas maloom hai itna
K DIL K FAISLE AKSAR
HAMAIN KAM RAAS AYE HAIN..
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
EK STUDENT KI KAHANI
Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rahi,
Aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rahi,
Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya,
Aur kal raat fir ek honhar student bina padhe so gaya..:p :/ :O 😀
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
Barish ki tez bondon ny jb dastak di darwazy pr,
Mehsoos hua tum aay ho andaz tumhary jesa tha.
Hawa k halky jhonky ki jb aahat hui khirki pr,
Mehsoha.
Phir ruk gai wo barish bi,
Rahi na baqi aahat bi,
Main samjha mujhy tum chor gy andaz tumhary jesa tha.
Ek pathan ne pehli br roza rkha dophar me he nidhal hogya or
F.M radio call ki Host: ji kia sunna psand krenge?
Pathan: hum ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do..
Of all the friends I have ever met.
Your the one I would not ever forget.
And if I die before you do
I will go to heaven and wait for you.
“Jo gehri neend sotty hain mohbat kar nahi sakty
“Rajoo”
Sakoon itna kahan hasil mohabat karny walon ko.”
%SILENT% ¤LOVE¤
Mein to yo he masti me gata ja raha tha
Faraz
Us ne muj roka aur pyar se kaha
Chal beta mobile nikal de 😉 😛
Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain
Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain
Kya?
Socho
Nahi pata?
Un k piyaray piyaray
Barey barey
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‘BOOBS’ or “HIPS”
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Tu baal samajh raha tha na ?
Edda tu Haji da puttar.
Wo aaj krta hai nazar-andaz to bura na maan Ae Dil
Toot kr chahne walon ko rulana riwaaj hai is dunya ka
Hum un kay pyar ban gay baraf ka gola
Wo bewafa boli thanda matlab coca cola
FROM: Syed Shah
Dil se dil kabhi juda nahi hote,
yuhi dil kisipe fida nahi hote,
payar se bada hota hai dosti ka rista
kyun ki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote..
In USA and UK when couples go to bed they say good night love
In Pakistan, Taale check kar liye ke nahin?? 😛
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge.,.,
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge..,,
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana.,,
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge
Zardari
ka
Latest
Song
Bachna-A Gharibo
Lo Me Aa Gaya
Noto Ka Aashiq
Mulk Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
BIBI Se juda
HE HOO….:-
Thukra kar us nay kaha muskarao
hum ny muskra dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
mi nay wo khoya jo mera tha hi nahi.
us nay wo khoya jo sirf usi ka tha.
PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.
Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho.
Preshania Wqti Hoti hn.
Kamyabi UsKa Wada Ha Na Hosla Haro Na Gham Karo
Tum Hi Kamyab RahoGy Agr Tum Momin Ho (Al-Imran 139)..
Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??
Hum Ne Khud me Tumko Piroya He 1 Tasbi Ki Tarhan
(* Dost *)
Yaad Rakhna Agr Hum Toote To Bikhar Tum b Jao Gay,
Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting 😀
Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book Zaviya.
Achi baat to sab ko achi lagti hy jab tumhe kisi ki buri bat b buri na lage to samj lena tumhe us se MOHABBAT hy.
Tajurba insaan ko galat fesly se bachata hy.
Magar
Tajurba galat fesly se hi hasil hota hy.
Izzat dil me honi chahiye lafzon me nahi.
Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahi.
Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hy.
Balke khush naseeb wo hy jo apne naseeb par khush hy..
Teacher: sabse ziada CALCIUM kis DOODH main hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki main.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hison
me b jan a jati hy jin me HADDI nai hoti
DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA
…MAGAR…
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya.
Wife:hmara bAcha chalny lg gia
Pthan:kb sy?
Wife:8 din sy
Pthan:o khana khraba pehly btati ab to bohat dor nikal gia hoga . . . . .
GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
.
Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!
BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
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LU ka Zeera plus.
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Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.
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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!
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Jis ghr main bi larkian hain wo Surah-e- Maryum ki tilawat Jumme k din zohur ki namaz k baad karen. Is se un ka naseeb acha hota hai.send it to all girls…….
Isko frwd kren kyn k agr kisi ka bhala hua to swab k haqdar ap b hnge INSHALLAH.
Door rhny walon ki har bat rula deti hai
Hum ko to her jane wali rat rula dati hai
Waisy to hum dil k boht pakke hen
Bas kabi kbi kisi ki YAD rula deti hai.
huii hai shaam to aankhon main bas gayaa
phir tuu kahaan gayaa hai mere shahar ke musaafir
tuu bahut udaas hai ik shaKhs tere jaane se
jo ho sake to chalaa aa usii kii Khaatir tuu
merii misaal ki ik naKhl-e-Khushk-e-saharaa hon
teraa Khayaal ki shaaKh-e-chaman kaa taair tuu main jaanataa hon
ke duniyaa tujhe badal degii main maanataa hon ke
aisaa nahiin bazaahir tuu hansii Khushii se bichhar jaa agar bichharanaa hai
ye har maqaam pe kyaa sochataa hai aaKhir tuu Faraz
tuune use mushkilon main daal diyaa zamaanaa saahib-e-zar aur sirf shaayar tuu
Eid per Girl Friend ko shopping karwanay say kesay bacha jaye?…….. . . .
First Drink then think . . . . . .Atikaaf beth jao…
sprite.. University of freshology
Hamnasheen Kaise Bataon Jazba-e-Ulfat Kya Hai,
Khud Bataye Gi Mohabat ‘Mohabat Kya Hai,
Aaya Parwana Gira Shama Par Jal Jal k Mara
Tu Ab Bhi Soch Raha Hai Mohabat Kya Hai,
Ishq ko Bhool k Jannat Ki Hai Duniya Ko Talaash
Ishq Ki Aag Agar Dozakh Hai To Jannat Kya Hai,
Meri Badli Hui Rangat Meri Halat To Dekho,
Ab To Samajh Lo Mohabat Kya Hai…!
Ab To Samajh Lo Mohabat Kya Hai…!
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
You Know My Name, Not My Life Story,
So Before You Judge Me In Any Way,
Go And Live My Life,
Then Come Back To Me And
Tell Me How Painful It Was !!
Aankh Se Lahu Na Bahaaya Kar,
Ay Dil Usay Kabhi To Bhool Jaya Kr,
Dekhna Wo Ek Din Tujhy Chorr Jaay ga,
Na Tu Usay itna Sataaya Kar,
itna Aetbaar Bhi Acha Nahi Hota,
Usay Har Ek Baat Na Bataya Kar,
Shiddat-E-Gham Se Seena Phatt Jaay ga,
Aankh Se Kuch Aansu Bahaya Kar,
Us Jesa Tujhy Kahin Mil Nahi Sakta,
Hazaar Baar Roothy Hazaar Baar Manaya Kar..!
Biggest Problem In Love
Good Guy Gets Wrong Girl Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy..
They Fall In Love
and
Good Ones Get Cheated. Now The Good Guys Thinks, All Girls Are Fraud
and
Good Girls Thinks, All Guys Are Flirts
When Good Guy Meets Good Girl They Avoid Falling In Love
Become Just Good Friends
“Beautiful tomorrow never comes., when it comes it’s already today!
In hunt of beautiful tomorrow, lets not waste the wonderful today.”
Kabhi Tumhara Naam Lena, Kabhi Tumhari Baatein Karna
Mera Zoq Tumhari Chahat Or Mera Shoaq Tum Pe He Marna.
ZINDAGI MILI ZRA SI THI
KUCH IS MAIN KAMI ZRA SI THI
WO ROZ HOTA GYA PAS MERE,
LEKIN PHIR B DOORI ZRA SI THI
CHAND JAGTE JAGTE SO B GYA
RAAT ABI BEETI ZRA SI THI
MOHABAT BANT DI US NE ZMANE ME
JO MERE HISEY ME AI ZARA SI THI.
Love is reason to live or leave life
Love is so strange..
sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!!
and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..?
Position of Husband is like Split AC,
No matter how loud he is outside,
BUT Inside the house,
He is designed 2 remain Silent,
cool & remote controlled. 😛
Selaab
Ghurbat
Bomb Blast
Army Operations
Load sheding
or
Terrorist Activties
Se Bach Janay Waly Tamam
Dheet PAKISTANION Ko
14 August Mubark.
Time for some splashing fun
Cheers ‘n’ jolly time for everyone
coz it’s Children’s Day
May the love n laughter always stay on every child’s face.
Happy Children’s Day..!!
I love you to the level of every days
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love you freely, as men strive for Right;
I love you purely, as they turn from Praise
Wifes Are Like PTI
They Fight, Make A Lot of Noise,
Look Fresh & Think They Will Win;
But In The End Mian Wins…… -_- :v 😀
Tum apne dil me jaga do mujhko,
Or thori si wafa do mujhko,
Pyar karna ager hai jurm koi,
Mein houn mujrim saza do mujhko,
Paas apne tum mujhe pao,
Dil se agr koi sada do mujhko,
Agr nhi tumhein muhabt mujhse,
To phir marne ki dua do mujhko.
Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: I have everything
Facebook: I know everybody
Internet: without me u r no body
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Electricity: Awaaz Niche.
Shaitan kehta hai k:
1: Azaan ki awaz sun kar Namaz ko na jane wala mera Bap hai.
2: Fazul kharch karne wala mera Bhai hai.
3: Imam sahab se pehle Rukoo, Sajda karne wala mera Beta hai.
4: Mehmaan aane per moo chirhane wali aurat meri Maa hai.
5: Sar pe dupate k bagair rehne wali aurat meri BV hai.
6: Bagair bismillah k khana shuru karne wale meri aulad hain.
OR Jo ye baat kisi ko batae who mera dushman h Or Jo na batae who mera dost
SABAR
Ek Aisi Sawari Hy
Jo Apny
Sawaar
Ko Kabhi Girny
Nahi Deti
Na Apne Qadmon
Se Aur Na Kisi
Ki Nazron Se..
Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.Love me and the world is mine.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
What does that mean?
she asked.
Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot
He replied. She smiled happily and then asked,
What about I-J-K ?
He replied, I m Just Kidding!”
Wish you a very happy birthday,
May life lead you 2 great happiness,
success and hope that all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
BARE AZEEM
HOTE HAIN WOH
LOG.
JO KHUD RO KR DOOSRON KO HANSATE HAIN:-
JAISE K….
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“ALTAF BHAI”
M Q M!!!
Ameer-e-Shehr kabhi bhi Sar “Neecha” nahi Kartay.!!
Anaa ka Ham kisi bhi Haal main “Soda” nahi kartay.!!
Agar Gham had se Barh jaye to “Aansu” Aa he Jatay Hain.!!
Magar Ham Apni Aankhon ko kabhi “Darya” nahi Kartay.!!
Khushi k Saray Mosam Dosron meain “Bant” dete Hain.!!
Faqat 1 Dard ki Dolat hay jo “Banta” nahe Kartay.!!
Ham Ehl-e-Ishq ki Fitrat se Saray Log “Waqif” Hain.!!
K Ham kuch kar Guzartay hain Magar “Socha” nahi Kartay.!!?
Baap ne betay se kaha :
‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’
Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
1 Khusre ki Death ho gai
Qabar mein Frishte Aye or Kaha k Utho or Hisab do
Khusra Tali mar k Bola
Maula khush rakhy
“Sano Ditta Ki C”?
“Kya yeh dekhte nhi k ye har saal 1 ya 2 baar (Kisi na kisi) aafat me phansa diye jate ha
phr be toba nhi karte aur na naseehat pakarte hein?”
Sura TOBA,ayat#126
Golden Facts of Life:
When someone loves U,
U dont realise it…
When U realise it,
Its too late,
U always love the one who leaves U
and Leave the one who loves U.
Today a 10 year old child has a Blackberry,
an iPad, a laptop and a Facebook account!
When I was 10, I felt cool with my new geometry box!
Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it
Dear Kanjoos Customer
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“CARE”
kro unki jo TUM se PIYAR krte hn,
“CHAHO”
unko jo tum ko khush rkhte hn,
“NA BHOLO”
unko jo tum ko yaad rkhte hn
“GEO”
Un k liy jo TUM pr MARTE hain
Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up,
he will know the value of things,
not the price.
GF : What is Love.?
people talk so much about love
but i don’t really know what it is?
BF : when i get angry on you you try
to persuade me that feeling is love
when i don’t talk to you get worried
about me that is called love..
Mujh per aik ahsaan kerna
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K jab m presentation de raha hon
to mujh se koi question na kerna 😉
Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.
Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…
Sardar: yeh lay LOTA 😀
True & Real Important Health Tips for you:-
1. Answer the phone call by left Ear
2. Dont Take Medicine with cold Water,
3.Dont have Huge Meals After 5 pm
4.Drink More water In Morning, Less At Night
5.Best Sleeping Time is from 10 pm to 4am
6.Dont Lie Down immediately after Taking Medicine
7.When Battery is down to Last Bar,Dont Answer the Phone,
As the RADIATION is 1000 Times Stronger,
Forward This To people you care ABOUT
Q: I LOVE U Kehny Ka Sb Sy Behtur Din Konsa Hota Hy?
Guess?
Guess?
Simple
1st April..
Agar Baat Bun Gai Tu
Cool..
Warna Keh Do
Bahen g April Fool..
Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start with a clue at home,
then send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. When
she gets to tha last hint, tha prize should be u on 1 knee.
WAPDA MAN :
Bijli Bnd krne ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Höön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömà t K
Zülm Ghréb Awà m Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“AY LO GAI”.
Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai “GOOD MORNING
Girl:Mera Dil Mobile He Aur Aap Uski Sim Hen.
Boy:I m Happy:)
Girl:Zyada Khush Nehin Hua Kro.
Boy:Q
Girl:Koi Acha Package Mila To Sim Change B Kr skti hun:
