Tumhen kya farq parta ha…
Main tumse roth jaon to
Tumhare pass na aun to
Phir door ja kar mai
Kabhi wapis na aun to,,TUmhari yaad main gum sum Kabhi ansu bhahaun to,,
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…
Tumhari yaad main aksar Khud ko bhool jaoon to
Main teri deed main tanha
Kabhi khud ko mitaon to
Main tumse door reh kar
phir Akele mar bhi jaoon to
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…………..
“Logon ke khouf sy haq bat kehnay se na ruko.
Q k na to koe mout ko qareb ker saktha hai or
na koe rizq ko dour kr skta hai “.
HAZART ALI (R.A)
In USA, Edisons birthday is celebrated every year by power cut of 2 minutes.
In India, we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours due to over respect!
Ye roshan aur piyari aankhain
Zalim khaak mein rul jaingi
God mein lainy wali baanh’ain
Beher-e-fana mein ghul jaingi
Maa’n tum tanha chorr k hum ko
Sheher-e-ajal mein kho jaogi
Bujh jaingi roshan aankhain
Maa’n tum chain se so jaogi
Sheher-e-abad ki ho jaogi
Charagar’on k qaatil jumley
Sunta hun to dukh hota hai
Zabt karo’n to dum ghut’ta hai
Ashk piyu’n tou dil rota hai
Taaq umer se dheeray dheeray
Kitni sham’ain bicharr chuki hain
Tum se pehly taiz hawa se
Kitni aankhain ujarr chuki hain
Lekin ye ghum kaisa ghum hai?
Jis k sog mein chashm-e-falak bhi
Janay kitney roz se num hai
Janey kab tk ro’aingi aankhain
janay kab tk lamhay gin gin
Guzraingy sooli per ye din
Aur phir ik din . . .
Sochta hun to kaanp uthta hun. . .!
A Banker confused About Maths asks his lady Secretary:
“If i give U 3million deducting 17% how much wud u take off?
Secrtary:”Every thing SIR, even my shoes”
Insan Zindagi Me Sirf Ek Baar
Mohabbat Karta Hai Aur Baki Mohabbatein
Pehli Mohabbat Ko Bhulane Ke Liya Karta Hai
Four candles were talking to each other
1st-“I am PEACE, no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-“I am FAITH, nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-“I am LOVE, nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-“I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!”
Life is tough but let’s never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed
Relationship Requires little Effort
Even WhEn FriEnds Are BusY with theIr oWn LivEs
A Simple SMS reminds Each other That you are not forgotten EVer………..
Jab”MAA”Apni “AULAD”k Liye “DUA”krti Hai To “ZAMEEN”Or “AASMAN”k Darmyan k Sare “PARDY”Uth Jate Hain
Or”ALLAH”Wo “DUA”khud Sunta Hy “SUBHANALLAH” *Meri MAA k Liye Dua kren,k ALLAH Unko Sahat Or Tandrusti De,Aur Unka Saya Qayam Rakhe. Ameen
Aap B is Msg ko Send kren, Apni Maa ki Dua k Liye…
Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone s house will be bigger. Someone will drive a better car. Someone will earn more. Someone will travel more. Just let it go. Take care of yourself. Love yourself and your circumstances. The prettiest, slimmest woman in the world may have sadness in her heart. The most highly favored woman in your office may not be able to have children. The richest woman you know may have the car, the house, and the clothes – but might be very lonely. So, love yourself. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself “I am too blessed to be stressed.” Be well. Be happy. Be blessed. Send this to all of the wonderful strong women you know..
Mohabbat Ka Khumaar Utraa To Tab Saabit Hua
Jisay Manzil Samajhe They Wo Be-Maqsad Safar Niklaa
A foreigner: wy do indian married women have red dot on their forehead?
Indian husband: It means they are recording everything.
There are only two people who can tell you true about yourself…
A Friend who is angry with u & an Enemy who starts liking you.
Height of Doubt
Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 saal rahonga owr pyar karonga
Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??
Ek Ek saans saza ho chuki hai,,
Mery jisam se Rooh juda ho chuki thi,,
wo Tab maang Raha Tha mujse Apni Wafaon ka sila,,,
Jab zindagi hi bewafa ho chuki thi,,
Chori chori ye
aana jana
chor do
chupke chupke
yun nazrain
milana chor do
kisi din
bohat pito gy
sab se tum
ye mehfil-e-milad se chapal churana chordo.
Rukh_e_doran k khad_o_khal guzr jaty hain
Halaat jesy b hon ba hr haal guzr jaty hain
pehly pehly to katta nhe ik lamha b judai ka phir
Lamha lamha kai saal guzr jaty hain jaan pe bhaari hua ha
faqt azab_e_tnhai yun to hr roz kai wbaal guzr jaty hain
Naqsh mittay nhe soch k dairoon se kbi tery khyalon se hm be_khyal guzr jaty hain
kon pathar sey musalsal tkraey gham bhi ho kr nidhal guzr jaty hain!.
Never try to examine your love relations
because they are like diamonds
when you hit them they do not break
but may slip away from your life.
GIRLS,GIRLS,
V R PEARLS,
boys think that girls R lazy,
but actually they R the one,
who R LAZY & CRAZY!
they think they R the HEROES,
but actually they R the ZEROS!
GIRLS R always the FIRST,
& boys R the WORST!
boys have no MIND,
& were not at all KIND!
they always think about CARS,
I think they R from MARS!
they say GIRLS always CRY,
actually there own minds R DRY!
GIRLS always get better marks in a test,
because GIRLS R really the BEST
Girl Friend: Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha
Mujhe Naya Larka Mil Gaya Hai,
Meri Photo Mujhe Wapas Do
Usko Dikhana Hai,
Wo Tumse Bahut Acha Hai Main Us’se Shadi Karungi…
Boy Friend Ne Apne Sab Friends Ki Girl Friends Ki Photos Collect Ki,
Or Unke Bech Mein Apni Girl Friend Ki Photo Rakh K Letter Likha,
Is Mein Se Apni Photo Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shaqal Yaad Nahi Hai… 😀
Hi Moon!!! Dim Ur light…
Hello Wind!!! Breeze Soft…
Hi Flower!!! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!!! Spin Gently….’
Coz My sweet friend is going to sleep….Good Night…..
Every morning you have two choices….
Continue your sleep with your dreams…
Or
wake up and chase your dreams….
The choice is yours!
*GOOD MORNING*
Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.
Phir aaj haq k liye jaan fida
kare koi
Wafa b jhoom uthay yun
wafa kare koi.
Namaz 1400 salon se
intezaar mein hay
K mujhe “HUSSAIN A.S” ki tarha
adaa kare koi.
Safar per sath chala tha jo rehbroun ki tarha
Juda howa wo bhi aakhir musafiroun ki tarha
Main sochta houn wo kaisay bichar giya mujh se
Jo dhoop main milta tha mujhay badaloun ki tarha
Ajeeb shakhs tha hawaoun se dushmani le kar
Wo rait per likhta tha mujhay pagaloun ki tarha
From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)
Tu Hawa K Hath Pe Chahtoun Ka Dia Jalany Ki Zid Na Kr..,
Ye Udas Logo Ka Shehr Hy Yaha Muskrany Ki Zid Na Kr..,
Me Hon apno Ka Dassa Hua, Mera Gham Hy Had Se Barha Huwa..,
Me Shiksta Ghar Ki Misal Hon Mere Pas Aany Ki Zid Na Kr..,
Me Teri Ghazal To Ni Hon Na Jo Hr 1 Lab Pe Saja Rahon..,
Me To 1 Misra-e-Dard Hon Mujhy Gungnany Ki Zid Na Kr..,
Abi Lout ja,Abi Waqt Hy Abi Jan Baqi Hy Jism Me..,
Tujhy Eilm Hy Mein kuch Nhe, Mujhy Aazmany Ki Zid Na Kr!
Jab insan har kisi se chup k gunah karta hai, to ALLAH farmata hai,
“Aay Ibn-e-Adam..Tujhe tamam rishton main sab se ziada mai hi haqeer nazar aaya k sab k dar se chup k gunah karna gwara kia, sirf MUJH (ALLAH) Se chupana gawara na kia
(Hadees-E-Qudsi)
Chand ko sitaron se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
Phoolon ko baharon se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
Mehfil main jo milna nighahein jhuka lena
koi samjh na paye ke mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
Ab tere hijr main bus ek kaam hai Aasman takna
Tum sitaron pe likh dena mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
Hai hamain ehsas tum ko bhi hum se Pyaar hai lekin
Yeh mere ru – ba – ru kehna mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
EK punjabi bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha ker sara paisa loot liya
Per us ke hath kch ni aaya
kyon?
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha
Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do
Rishto ki khubsorti aik dosry ki bat ko bardasht karne mein hai
Be aib insan talash karo gay to tanha reh jao gay.
This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Each and everyday here is a salute
To all that lay …
Happy Independence Day
Ramadan Ka Chand Daikha,
Rozay Ki Dua Mangi,
Roshan Sitara Daikha,
Aap Ki Khairiat Ki Dua Mangi,
May Almight Allah Bless You With His
Blessing In The Holy Month Of Ramadan
In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Kind
A blessed month is casting its shadow upon us
A night of this month is better than a thousand months
Bear with patience for the sake of Ar-Rahman
Its a continuous training to strengthen our Imaan
Some people think that to be strong is to never feel pain
In reality the strongest people
are the ones who feel it, understand it and accept it
Allah ne Aasmano aur zamen ko hikmat ke sath paida kya hai,
kuch shak nahi ke eman walon ke liye iss me bari nishani hai…
(Ankaboot,Ayat#44)
Life has 5 Stars.
Kind Star is
MOTHER
Nice Star is
FATHER
Soft Star is
SISTER
Lovely Star is
BROTHER
&
The Super Star is
*FRIEND*
Qadar kro MRI zalimo…
Ab Mujh ko Ilzaam Na Do Bewafai Ka…..!!!
Meray Hathon Ki Lakeeron Mein Wafa Aam Thi..
Ay Khuda is dunya mein Ek or kamal kar..
Ya ishQ ko aasan kar Ya Khudkushi Halaal kar…
No Matter Whether Boys are driving
Ferrari,
BMW,
Accord,
OR
Corolla.
They are not able to Overtake a
.
.
GIRLS COLLEGE VAN…
I remember the 80s being about the Cold War and
Reagan and the homeless problem and AIDS.
To me, it was kind of a dark, depressing time.
And remember with gratitiude
Allah favor on you;
for you were enemises and
He joined your hearts in love so
that by His grace you became
brethren and you were on the brink of the
pit of fire and He saved you from it.
Maine Seekhe Hain Mohabbat Se Mohabbat Ke Asool
Sabse Mushkil Hai Kisi Apne Ko Apna Rakhna.
Irshad e Nabwi S.A.W.W.
‘qiamat k din meray sb se qareeb wo ho ga jo mujh pe sab se zaida drood bhejay ga’.
Allah ham sb ko Hazoor ka sath ataa fermaey jannat me. Aamin.
Chupa Raha Hai Kisi Karb Ko, Kisi Gham Ko
Jo Hans Raha Hai Musalsal, Wo Shakhs Jhoota Hai
1 Panjabi k Ghar main 2 Bachy Jurrwan Paida huway,
To Dadi boli,LO DSSO,
Hun tay Pakistan day Halaat vaikh k Bachy vi Kally Aan tou Dr day nay.:-)
Na Tujhko Khabar Hui Na Zamana Samajh Saka..!!
Hum Chupke Chupke Tujh Par Kayi Baar Mar Gaye…!!
Ramadan Recipe
A Glass Of Care
A Plate Of Love
A Spoon Of Peace
A Fork Of Truth and
A Bowl Of Duas.
Mix With Spices Of Quraan.
Enjoy This Meal.
Ramadan Mubarak
Shakspare said:
“I remember him not as the one who broke my heart
But I remember him as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.”
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Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar
gaya, Bell
bajai
“Ding dong.. ting tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe
hain ?
Bachcha: uncle Papa toh
Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko
bula do
Bachcha: ji woh cricket
khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh
hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party
mein gai
hai
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta
tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi
kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh
apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huya hun :
LIFE MEANS
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying: teri bhabhi hai
Agr tum us waqt muskura skty ho jb tum poori terha se toot chuky hoty ho,
.
.
..
.
.
To yaqeen jano tawady to wadi film koi nai..:-D
Report of “Pakistan Water Council” states
that India will complete 40 dams on river Jhelum & Chenab. Out of which 4 large dams & 16 small have become operational. India is building world’s 3rd largest dam KARGIL on river Sindh. Also a water tunnel is now working & taking 45% water of river Sindh. India has completed disputed BAGLIHAR dam on river Chenab & it is working. India has decided 2 make Pakistan A Desert & its nation on the knees without firing a single bullet by 2015. This is WATER WAR. Y v & our Goverment r sleeping. Use ur sms packages for NOBLE PURPOSE. Play ur role 2 Save Pakistan..
Finally, I told my parents that
I want a Blackberry or An Apple
My Mother said:
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Ghar mein kharbuje pade hai, pehle woh kha
Aye Mery Allah
Meri izat kay lie yahe kafi hy k main tera banda hoon OR
Mery fakhar kay lie yahe kafi hy k tu mera parwardegar hy
Tu waisa hy jaisa main chahta ho0n bus
Tu mujhe waisa bana dy jaisa
Tu chahta hy
GOOD MORNING
>> Ammi ne kaha Sms Chor do
=Abba ne kaha Night pkge karana chor do
=Dostun ne kaha Mobile se belns Churana chor do
=PaAro ne kaha Ganney ka Rus Peena chhor do..
=Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us paar chor do
*OR
=Ek Din aayega , Jab GIRL FRIEND ke Bachay bolengey:
=MAMU Zara School chhor Do..
Aik yahoodi
Rasool-e-Pak (S.A.W) ki mehfil mai aaya or kaha
Hmari ebadat Allah ko zyada pasand hy Q K jb hm ebadat krty hy hmein koi khayal,waswasa nhi ata jb K me ne suna hy tm log Namaz parhty ho bht sy khayalat tmhary zehn me aty hy
Ap(S.A.W) ny Hazrat Abu Bakkar(R.A) ko es yahoodi ki bat ka jwab deny ka eshara kia
Ap(R.A) ny us yahoodi ko kaha
2 makan hy 1 khali hy dosra makan Heero sy bhara hy,ab batao chor kis makan me jaey ga
Yahoodi bola dosry makan mai.
Ap ny Muskara kr jawab dia ye hal kafir or Musulman K dil ka hy.Jis ka dil pehly hi eman sy khali ho wahan shetan kya lenay aayga. Subhanallah
Today,
in style are small cars,
watches, skirts and mobile-phones…
It will come the time when
SMALL PENIS will be in style, and
then you will be the man!!!
Dil udaas hai bahut koi paigaam he likh do
Tum apna naam na likho, gumnaam he likh do
Meri qismat mein gham-e-tanhai hai lekin
Tamaam umer na likho magar ik shaam he likh do
Zaroori nahin ke mil jaye sakun har kisi ko
Yeh jaanta hun ke umer bhar tanha mujh ko rehna hai
Magar pal do pal, ghari do ghari,
mere naam he likh do
Aik larka larki se! I love u
larki! But i hate you
larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu.
Larki yeh nhein ho skta kyoo k drmiyan main tow diwar g.ai.
Baat chali teri baaton se aur ja pohanchi paimaane tak,
Kheench rahi hai teri ulfat aaj muje maikhane tak..
Ishq ki baaten gham ki baaten duniya wale karte hen,
kis ne shama ka dukh dekha or kon gaya parwane tak..
Piyar nahi hai tum ko mujh se sirf bahane karte ho,
yunhi bahane qayem rakhna tum mere mar jaaney tak..
Itna hi kehna hai tum se mumkin ho to aa jana,
aa jao to ruk jaana bus dil k sambhal jaanay tak…!!
Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,
RAMADAN MUBARAK.
Deeiray Dheeray Dil Main Utarta Jata Hai Koi
Mujh Ko MAIRI JAAN Bulata Hai Koi
Main Toot Ke Bikhar Jaon, Ye Mumkin Nahi
Boht Piyar Se Sath Apne Mujhe Sulata Hai Koi
Side effect of studying more
A guy went to a restaurant
he wanted to see the menu
but he forgot what it is called
he asked waiter: Syllabus laana zara
Humaray Piyare NABI (S.A.W.W)
ny ALLAH se Arz ki:
“Meri Ummat ka Hisaab meray supurd kr Dijiye
ta k doosri Ummaton k Samny meri Ummat ki Ruswai na ho”
ALLAH ny Farmaya:
“ME Chahta hon k Aap ki Ummat ka Hisaab Me khud hi Karon
ta k agar Koi Laghzish ho to osko Aap se bhi Posheda rakhon.
ta k Aap ki Ummat ki Aap k Samny bhi Ruswai na ho”
‘SUBHANALLAH’
(Bukhari Muslim)
‘Page no#102’. Aik Bar Dorood sharef per kar sms zaroor karna.
!GHZAL! Chalo tum sath ,mat dena,
Mujhe beshak ,bhula dena,
,Naye sapne saja lena,
Naye rishtay bana lena,
Bhula dena sabhi waday,
Sabhi “qasmain” sabhi
Natay,
Tumhain jana!
ijazat ha,
Jo diL chahe
Woh sab karna,
Magar ab tum
kisi se bhi.
aadhora pyar mat
Karna.;
