Women Love

A real man will love a women

for her beautiful soul not her beautiful face

Teri Bhabi Se

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

Dil ke Tadap Ko

Kaash Woo Samaj Thi Is Dil Ke Tadap Ko

Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hota U

nki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi

humein Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hota

Urdu sexy sms jokes 2012

“Mard ki taqat ka andaza us k zor se nahi, larki k shor se lagao..!”

Nargis ki Kitaab
“MANJI IK TAY JAAWANIYAN 2” page 215 se iqtibas..

To mere pas aa jana

Agr ye janna chaho,

Koi kesy Bikhrta hai.?

Bikhr kr kaise Girta hai…?

Chman men tum chle jana,

Khizan k Sard Mausam main…

Wahan Patton ko dekho tum…

Ya phir 1 Aainaa le lo,

Usay Pthr pe De maro…

Agr mushkil ho ye B to,

1 Phol le lena,Hawa k
Dosh pe rkhna…

To phir tum jan jao gay,

Koi KAISE BIKHRTA hai…!!

Agr ye b na ho tum se,

To mere pas aa jana…

Mera Dedar kr lena…

Khbr ye ho hi jae gi,

KOI KAISE BIKHRTA HAI.

Friends are like

Friends are like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught you.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU

Sardar Gi Aap Ko Kabhi

Admi : Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua?
Sardar : Haan yar! per wo manti hi nahi.
Admi : Kia kehti hai?
Sardar : Kehti hai! I Love U 2
Ab pata nahi ye doosra kanjar kon hai?….:-))

I Have Head And Tail

I have head and tail,
but no body. Who am I?
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thinking….
dont know
im
Coin

Stupid Questions

Stupid questions peòple ask in obvious situations:

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1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?

Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here:D

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2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:)

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3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:

sorry! Were u sleeping?

Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping?how sily!:p

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4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Have you had a haircut?

Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I am shedding! 😀 😛

Teri Talaash Me Mera Wajood

Teri Talaash Me,,,,,,,,
Mera Wajood
Hi Na Raha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
( Dost )
Fana Kar Gayjki Meri Hasti Ko
Arzoooo Teri………………..!!!

Real Man Chooses to

A Real Man chooses to

Honor,
Love,
Adore

and be faithful to one woman

Value Of Relation Is Not That

Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..

Sign of Beautiful Person

The sign of a beautiful

person is that they always

see beauty in others.

Beghariat sa Murgha

Molvi mehman se: aap ke liye kadu sharif pakaun?

Mehman: gunahgar insan hon kadu sharif ke qabil nhi hon,

aap koi begairat sa murga hi pakaa lein. 😉

yaad k sehra

Meri yaad k sehra se niklna itna asan bhi nahe hai. ….Ay Dost….,

Tu thak haar k jahan bhi girey ga tujhe meri hi wafa yaad aye gi..

Jo MIl Jayen Wo Apne

Zindagi ik raat he

Jis me na jane kitne khawab hen

Jo mil jayen wo apne hen

Jo toot jayen wo sapne hen…

Jab Shaam Dhale

Jab shaam k sai dhalne lagte hain,

Is waqt mujhe tumhari yaad satati hai,

Tujhe pa kr kho diya hai,

Har pal har ghari is baat ka dukh hai,

Yehi soch mujhe har lamha tarpate hai,

Mujhe tumhari yaad satati hai

Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat

K.E.S.C.MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Hön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“YE jay ho”

Submit By: fahad (03052125043)

Enjoy every moment

Life IS SHORT
TIME IS FAST
NO REPLY
NO REWIND
SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENTS

The Last Night Of 2013

The Last Night Of 2013
Will End Soon
But The First Day Of 2014 Will Dawn Soon.
I Wish You Complete Peace,
Happiness And Courage In This New Year.
Happy New Year!

Do not give up

Good things come to those who believe,

Better things come to those who are patient

and the best things come to those who do not give up

Aqal se paidal

Girls k Pass car honi Chahye!!
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Paidal to Wo Aqal se bhi hotee hain.. :p 😀 😀

Naikian Milti Haìn

6 Cheezain

Jinko Sirf Daikhne Se Bhì Naikian Milti Haìn

1-Khånå Kåbå

2-Qurån Påk

3-wåldåin

4-Aålim-è-Din

5-Ab-è-Zåm Zåm

6-Gumbade kahzra

Best Sms Of 2012

Read this slowly. ”God i love you & i need you come into my heart now”-  Ameen

Raah e guazar pay

Bethay Hain Raah-e-Guzar Pay, Dil K Diye Jalaye

Shayed Wo Dard Samjay Shayed Wo Laot Aaye

Dreams are Always Big

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??
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Students: Because our dreams are always big !! =

great relationship – form

A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :

First is to find out the similarities

& second is to respect the differences.

Half The Marriages Would Not Take Place

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces would not take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages would not take place 😉

Friends have planned

Happy Ramadan,
I Wish I Could Have Been There With You,
But Somehow I Was Not Able To Make It,
But I And My Friends Have Planned
For The Holiday And Have Everything Ready.
May Allah Bless You Abundantly.

zandagi main koi

TERE baad na aye ga mere zandagi mian koi,
EK mout hia k jis ke hum kasm nahi uta ty,

Sad Urdu Poetry Sms

Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya**

Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya**

Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya**

Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya

Submit By: Muhammad Wajahat (+923344042790)

Answer to girl friend

GREAT ANSWER

Girl friend: who do you love more, your mother or me?
Boy: I love you. I respect my mother.
Girl: So you dont love your mother?
Boy: I respect her with love
Girl: So you dont respect me?
Boy: I love you with respect

Rishton ki Khoobsurati

Rishton ki Khoobsurati Ek Doosre ki Baat ko Bardasht krne Main Hai,
Be-Aib Insaan Talash Karogey to akele reh jaogey.!HAZRAT ALI (r.a)

outstanding student of class

IAmTheMostOutstandingStudent

OfMyClass …

BcozIAlwaysStandOutsideThe Class ;-):-)

[Proud 2 bOut – Standing Student]:-)

Submit By: arslan

Teach us Teamwork

Our education system has a drawback:

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It doesnt teach us teamwork
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& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in exams..they call it cheating!

Jahil log;-)

1 kuwari larki

1 Kuwari Larhki Ka Bacha Ho Giya.

Uss K Baap Ne Poocha K Ye Kiss Ka Bacha Hai?

Larhki: Papa Missed Call to sb Hi Marte The,

Pata nai Kis ki recive hogai.

Aulaad hai tu meri

kid to his mom: Maa main
kaise
paida
hua tha??
Mom: maine ek bartan me
mitti dal
k rakh di thi kuch din baad
dekha
uss
me se tu mila..
kid does same.. after a few
days uss
bartan me ek mendak milta
hai
Kid( gusse me): man toh
karta hai
tujhe goli maardu but kya
kru
aulaad
hai tu meri !! 😀

Welcome Ramadan 2012 Quotes & Greetings

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you!

Mere Hissay Me Kitaabein

Mere Hissay Me Kitaabein Na Khilonay Aaye
Khwaish-E-Rizq Ne Chheena Mera Bachpan Mujhse

Many people may Listen

Many people may listen,

but few people actually hear.

Harvey Mackay

On This New Year

On this New Year:

May you change your Direction and not the Dates;
Change your Commitments and not the Calendar;
Change your Attitude and not the Actions;
Change your Actions and not the Focus;
Change your Warmth and not your Love;

And may you create for you and your loved ones the most Happy New Year ever!

10 ladkiyo ke sath affair

Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola:
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha…
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Ladki: Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi…

Needles of Clock

Good Relations Are
Like Needles of clock,

They only meet for
Sometime but
Always stay connected

Afraid of Ghosts

When i was a child i was afraid of ghosts.

As i grew up i realised people re more scary.

apa k totkay

Agr ap pani mein elfy dal k nahaen to phr..

ap kbi tot k ni bikhren ge 😉
(zubeda apa k totkay)

Urdu shab e barat sms 2012

Rehmaton Ki Aai Hy Raat.
Dua Hy Aap $Ada Rahen Aabad
Dua Men Rakhna Hamen B Yaad
Mubarak Ho Apko

$Hab-E-Baraat!

(rehmaton ki raat sms)

Jahan me Rishwato Ka

YEH JO SILSLA CHAL NIKLA HAI JAHAN MAIN RISHWATON KA …

TUM BHE KUCH LE DE KAR MERAY KYN NAEN HO JATAY …

be-izzati

be-izzati

or biwi

ek jaisi hoti hein..

achi tab hi lagti hay, jb doosray ki ho.

First day

I still remember the first day i met you

Dard me izafa

Aur Bhi Kar Deta Hy Dard Mein Izafa

Tere Hote Huwe Ghairon Ka Dilasa Dena

International Day of the family 2012

Boy : Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl : No
Boy : why ?
Girl : okay Listen dis
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was.
When i cried . u didn’t gave me your toys to play. .but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else

Hoping That All Your Wishes

As You Pray to Allah ..
And Offer Your Sacrifices
In The True Spirit of Eid-ul-Adha,
Heres Hoping That All Your Wishes
Be Fulfilled and Prayers Be Granted!

Aameen & Happy Eid

Mere Jeevan Mein Ab To Forever Ho Tum

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum…
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum….

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum….
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

funny husband wife

A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife

Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.

Husband told Wife

“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,

Be strong I LOVE YOU.”

Wife said:

He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,

need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG

I LOVE YOU TO…   😀

Hamesha Sath Rehne Ki

Hamesha Sath Rehne Ki
Adat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..
Jo Lamhey Mil jayein Jee Lo,
Riyazat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..

Jise Mehromiyan Mili Hon,
Wohi Jan Sakta Hai…..
Zubani Hosla, Jhooti Murawwat,
Kuch Nahi Hoti….

Kai Rishton Ko Jab Parkha,
Natija Ek Hi Nikla….
Zarorat Hi Sab Kuch Hai….
Mohabbat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..

Kisi Ne Chor Ke Jana Ho
Tu Phir Chor Hi Jata Hai…..
Bicharna Ho To Sadiyon Ki
Rafaqat Kuch Nahi Hoti,….

Ta’alluq Toot Jaye T0
Safeeney Doob Jate Hain…..
Ye Sab Kehne Ki Batain Hain,
Haqeeqt Kuch Nahi Hoti….!

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.
Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah
Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
“Girls”

Merasi ke Ghr k Samne

1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta
mara para tha

merasi ne Municipal Committe ko

phone kia

Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para ha uthwa len

Jwab mila

wahin dafana

do

merasi ko ghussa to bht aya pr tahammul sy bola:

G Main Dafan karn lga c, par marhoom dy bachyan no itlaa v te krni c naa, is

leay aa k mu

vekh lo

Aayat ul kursi perh lete

Agar hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me ay dost

To ham soney se pehle aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.

Dua ki tofeeq de

….. Nice lines ….. …

Jis ko ALLAH ne dua ki tofeeq di ho, Wo qabooliyat se mehroom nhi reh sakta… …

Jisy ALLAH astaghfaar ki tofeeq de wo maghfirat se mehroom nhi reh sakta.

Or. Jis ko ALLAH shukar ki tofeq ata kr de wo naimat se mehrom nhi reh sakta..

Garam khana

¤¤Hadees-e-Pak¤¤

“Garam khana thanda kar liya karo Q kay Garam khanay mein Barakat nahi hoti”.

(Mustadrak Lilhaakim, Vol#4, Pg# 132, Hadees# 7125)

¤ MFT ¤

Love is when father

Love is when a father

is everything for you.

naraz na hona

Koi tumhara dil dukhaye to naraz na hona
Q k ye qudrat ka Qanun hai K jis darakht k pas ziyada metha phal hota he
Usey log ziada PATHR marte hn…!

Tanha Ho Jaona

Main ek roz tanha ho jaona
duniya se khafa ho jaonga

miti k andar so kar main
khud hi fana ho jaonga

kuch roz tum sog manao gay
phir mujh ko bhol hi jaogay

har yaad se fana ho jaonga
main ek roz tanha ho jaonga

main guzra wakat ban jaonga
main ek roz tanha ho jaonga…

Judai Mein Marna

Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon SAAHIL
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta

Galti najany hum se

GALTI HAM SE NAJANY KAHAN HO GAYE

ISHQ ANKHON SE HUA AUR ZINDAGI HATH SE GAI.

Teri Sanjedgi

Meri Aankhon ko dekh kar aik Sahib e ilm Bola

Teri Sanjedgi Btati Hai Tujhay Hunsnay ka bohat shoq Tha.

Ramzan Mubarak in Advance

Ay ALLAH

Mjhe Ramzan k Lye Salamat Rakh Or Ramzan ko Mere Lye Rehmat bana Or Mere Lye Ramzan ko Maqbol Bana kar Salamat Rakh”

(AAMEEN)

Ramzan se pehle ki dua… * Ramzan mubarak in advance*