Aansuo n Ki Zakaat

Waajib Hy Tujh Par Aansuo n Ki Zakaat Ay insan…

Gunahon Ki Dolat Se boht Mala maal Hai Tu…

Wa Sardar Sahib Kia Body Hai

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

wa sardar sahib kia body hai

Iss pr sardar bola ……….

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho

O Zindagi Walo

Milti nahi Mehshar mein kisi bi Qeemat par Muhlat…

O Zindagi Walo!

Parh lo, Abhi boht Sasti hai Namaz….!!!

AMMA KE CHAPPAL

M U H A B B A T

I S HQ

OR

P I Y A R

YE 3 cheezen hr tufaan ka muqabla ke sakti hain

Magar 1 cheez in sb ko khatam ker skti hai

aur wo hai

AMMA KE CHAPPAL :p

Palat Kar Bhi Nahi Dekhi

Palat Kar Bhi Nahi Dekhi Teri Ye Be Rukhi Hum Ne,
Bhula Dain Gay Tujhe Aisa K Tu Bhi Yaad Rakhe Gi

Beautiful dua

Beautiful dua

Es dasht k sehra ko samandar kr dy

Ya meri ankh k har ashk ko pathar kr dy

Ay ALLAH mein or nhi kuch tjhse mangta

Meri chadar mere peron k braber kar dy

Mjhe ghair na lay ye aatish-e-duniya kahin

Mujh per apni rehmat ka saya kar dy

Mujhe khaak na krdy meri hasti ka ghuroor

Mujhe mere nafs se moutabar kr dy

Ay KHUDA meri duaon me wo asar kar dy

Mangu me tjhse qatra..
Or TU samandar kr dy.
Ameen.

Friendship Is Not Something

Friendship is not something you learn in school.
But if you have not learned the meaning of friendship,
you really havent learned anything.

Roza – Wo SEHRI ka maza Wo IFTAR ki bhook

Wo SEHRI ka maza Wo IFTAR ki bhook
Wo QURAN ki Tilawat
Wo NAMAZ ka Mamool
Wo ROZE ki barakat
Wo ROZE ka noor Sirf

Mubarak Ho Pehla Ramzan ka Roza Remember me in urz prayers

So Many Fights For Thodi Si Pepsi

So many fights for thodi si pepsi
So many friends on one bench
So many phone calls on birthday night !
So many hugs for one lil worry
So many hands in one chips pack
So many laughter for one stupid joke

Cheers to Friendship

Husband always compromise

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he iss wrong
and wife too agrees with him

2 Bevian Jaisa Haal

Pakistan ka haal us shakhs jesa hai Jis ki 2 bevian hun

aik ka naam “America” Doosri ka naam “Taliban”

AuR Dono ko shak ho k wo doosri ko ziada chahta hai.

Dil Ruba

Larka : Dil Ruba !

Larki : Balance bhijwa !

Larka : Paise Nahi

Larki : Kaise Nahi

Larka : Mehangayi Hai !

Larki:
Phir Aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hy.

Meri Biwi Aur Premika Saath Saath

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Baat Aanchal Ki Nahi

Aanchal Na Pakro Na Hi PAAS aAYA kARO
Baat Aanchal Ki Nahi Baat Machltey Jazbaat Ki Hai

Greatest Gift

The greatest gift you can give to someone,

is the purity of your attention.

How Much you Love Me

Wife: How much do you love me

Husband: I love you so much ,

I can not measure.

Wife: No just tell me.

Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone and

you are my sim card,

I am nothing without you.

Wife: wow dats so romantic.

Husband: (saying to himself):

Thank God she does not know

I am a China phone,

with FOUR sim cards

Beautiful Persons

Life can give us lots of beautiful persons,

But only one person is enough for a beautiful life..

Chocolate can solve all

Be Happy!It ?is good to be a woman:??1. ?We got off the Titanic first.?2. We can ?scare male bosses with mysterious ?gynecological disorder excuses.?3. Taxis ?stop for us.?4. We don’t look like a frog in ?a blender when dancing.?5. No fashion faux ?pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.?6. ?We don ‘t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. ?7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.?8.?We can congratulate our teammate ?without ever touching her rear end.?9. We ?never have to reach down every so often to make ?sure our privates are still there.?10. We ?have the ability to dress ourselves.?11. ? We can talk to the opposite sex without ?having to picture them naked.?12. ?If ?we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware ?that we will look like an idiot.?13. We will ?never regret piercing our ears.?14. There ?are times when chocolate really can solve all ?your problems.?

Wafa ka Name

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron

Wafa dil ko dukahati hai.

Jub bhi Wafa ka naam lete hi

hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai

Khushion se bhari Eid

khushion se bhari
phoolon se dhaki
khusbboan me basi,
rango se saji,
taroon me chupi,
supnon me dhali,
aur shabnam se dhuli

EID Mubarak 2 u & all ur family.

Feels Wonderful Again

Love is only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again

Sarkari or Private Radio

Good Knowlege: SriLanka Wo Wahid Non Muslim Country Hai

Jis K Sarkari or Private Radio Aur T.V Channels Par Daily 5 Waqt Ki Aazan Nashar Ki Jati Hai..

Aaj Un Dosto Se Milney Ko Dil Tarasta Hai

Mil kar karte they masti jin ke sath,
Aaj un Dosto se milney ko dil tarasta hai
Har pal muskuratey they jo chehrey
Aaj unhein dekhney ko dil tarasta hai
Nafrat thi jis class room se
Aaj wahan se guzarney ko dil tarasta hai
Zindagi ke sab se haseen woh pal
Aaj phir se jeeney ko dil karta hai

Nazar to nazar mile

Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage
koi acha bhi kisi ko is qadar na lage

humne bas dekha hai ko us nazar se
jis se apko nazar ki nazar na lage

Rasm e Ulfat

Rasm-E-Ulfat Sikha Gaya Koi
Dil Ki Duniya Pe Chhaa Gaya Koi

Ta Qayaamat Kisi Tarah Na Bujhay
Aag Aisi Laga Gaya Koi

Dil Ki Duniya Ujri Si Kyun Hai ?
Kia Yahan Se Chala Gaya Koi

Waqt-E-Rukhsat Galay Laga Kar Daagh
Hanste Hanste Rula Gaya Koi

Zakhmon Ke Soghaat

Mohabat mein aisi khairaat mili hai
zakhmon ki mujhe sogaat mili hai

khushi ki talash mein nikley they
magar ashkon ki barsaat mili hai

ujaaley tum ko Mubarak hoon janam
hum ko tareek raat hayat mili hai

Hasde Ne Avein Hass Ke Ruwa Jande Ne Lok

Hasde Ne Avein, Hass Ke Ruwa Jande Ne Lok,
Milde Ne Avein, Mil Ke Juda Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Pal Do Pal Di Mohabbat Nu Umra Da Sath Na Samjhna,
Mohabbat Vi Karde Ne, Te Khafa Vi Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Naseeban Ch Pyar Nahi Si, Jo Mainu Milya Hi Nahi,
Kar Ke Izhaar E Mohabbat Vi Beparvah Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Hun Kis Ton Shikva Kariye Apni Mohabbat Da,
Kar Ke Wafa Da Vaada, Bewafa Ho Jande Ne Lok…

Dil Ke Duniya

Dil ki dunia kuch is tarah se ujri

Usne dard ka aadi bana k dard dena choor diya.
(H.Love.I)

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Good fortune

Success is the good fortune that comes from
Aspiration,
Despiration,
perspiration
and inspiration

Good night !!!

Amma kya tum ne

Pathan;
Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha??

Amma: Nahi to!!

Pathan:
To phir paida hone k baad hum ko pehchan kese liya…!;-;-)

Jo aankhon se hamesha

Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door

Wah Wah

jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
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Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.

Ishq ke nagri mein

IshQ Ki Nagri Mein Maffi Nahi Kisi Ko Bhi
IshQ Umer Nahi Dekhta Bas Ujjar Deta Hai.

ZINDGE KI KITAB ME

KUCH IS TARHA SE NAZAR ANDAZ KAR DIA USNE HUMEN
JESE EZAFI LAFZ THY HUM UNKI ZINDGE KI KITAB ME

The Most Critical Moment In Life

The MOST CRICTICAL MOMeNT IN LIFE
when someone very special hurt u so deeply,
lots of tears in ur eyes.
and ask, WhaT HApPeNeD?
but u just reply,
NOTHING

Udas Ker Dala

Moat Ae To Din Phirain Shayed

Zindgi Ne To Udas Ker Dala

New Year Waves A Magic

New Year waves a
Magic wand over this world,
And behold,
Everything is softer and more beautiful.
Have A Happy New Year 2014

Funny Pakistani Women Cricket Team

Haar jeet to cricket ka hissa ha.

Main to apni team k lye bs itna hi kahun ga.

Tm jeeto ya haaro suno hamen tm sy pyar ha.

Aao mere seenay se lag jao

I love Pakistan women cricket team.

Tu kya samja hafeez wali team?

O ja kam kr ja k.

Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milay Gi

Wife :
Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Mujh Jaisi DoosriNahi Milay Gi…!!
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Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho… Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!!
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Had Ho Gai

Fate opens Many Doors

“Fate opens many doors, each with a different view, but none could be more beautiful, than the one that leads to you ALLAH.”

Collection of Hearts

Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and understand.

It never fades & never ends.

It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a friend…

Pata Ha Mjy Yaa Barishay

Pata ha mjy Yaa Barishay kun pasand hain
Yaa Barasteey hain Udaas loogo ki Tarha..

Two Wise Advises For Married Peoples

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wifes choices…
(You are one of them…)

Never be Proud of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)

HIEGHT OF BADLUCK

“HIEGHT OF BADLUCK”

A Person Dialled a Number

(written with Lipstick on a phone booth).

And……….His Wife Picked the Phone…

I Love Pakistan

Flirt sms messages | Insult sms messages | Flirty sms | Flirt women on mobile phone

EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me….
So alkways remeber me!!!Prio
(In Urdu)
jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho afsheen

As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!By TC

mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i…
love….
Pakistan.

A Night Hug Warms

A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and
A good morning to start your day!

A Real Experience Of Life

A real experience of life,

when you give lot of importance to someone in your life…

You lose your importance in their life..!!

Win hearts of others

To Win the Hearts of Others,

U must Lose Some Colours of ur Ego.

So b Humble in ur Life &

Treat Others with Love &

Politness…GOOD EVENING

Mohabbat Saawan Nai

MOHABBAT mosam nai jo apni mudat pori kre or rukhsat ho jae,

MOHABBAT sawan nai jo toot k barsae or tham jae,

MOHABBAT aag nai jo sulge bharke or buj jae,

MOHABBAT gullab nai jo khile or murjha jae,

MOHABBAT to saans hai jo chale to zindagi,

rukae to maot ban jae.

Sirf L Ki Trha

Sirf L ki trha khara hony sy kam ni banta,
hilna julna bi parta hi
veena malik ki misbah par sakht tanqeed

Main laut k aaonga

Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama
Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layain gay

Rakhna Sambhal k tum chund khushiyan mere liye
Main laut k aaonga phir EID Manain gay…

Tere Yaad Bhi

Teri yAAd Bhi kAmAl Karti hAi

Kese kEsE Ham sE Sawaal kArTi Hai

Ek pAL Ko tAnHa Nahi kArTi Mujhe

Teri yAAd Bhi mErA Kitna kHaYaL Rakhti hAi

Koi Kasur Ni Chora

Baat muqadar pay aa k reh gai warna
Koi kasar tu na chora tha usy chahny py hum ny

Telenor menu main

Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…

Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen,

Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen,

SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen,

psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

Aur,

Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dbaen…!!;)

Telenor call krne ka shukria,
HAVE A 9ICE DAY.

Feelings Are Many

Feelings are many,
but
Words are few,
Clouds are dark,
but
Sky is blue..
Love is a paper,
Life is a glue,
Everything can be false,
But Friendship is True

tumhe tang Kre

Teacher 2 students: Jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!

Student: Chal mama phr sb se pehle to tu nikal! :

Optimism Is The Faith

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.

Amazing Thing About Morning

The amazing thing about morning is that

We aLwAys WakE uP wiTh A nEw haiR styLe.. good morning

Lovely Times of Life

Lovely times of life will not return back forever
but
the lovely relation & the missing memories of friends
will stay in the heart forever! Always be happy

I Will Hack Your Tears

Cute Saying !!

I Will Hack Your Tears. . . . .

Just Give Me The Password
… Of Your Smile…:)

choohy nay kehra jutti pai

Aik sardar ke roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Sardar to her mom:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar’s mom:”kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c”

Etc in examz

Y studentz sometimes write “etc” in examz???

Because it menz

E-End of

T-Thinking

C-Capacity

but teacher never ever understand studentz feeling…;)

Wish You All The Best

The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of duas is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!

“Eid Mubarak”

Haqiqat koi or Bana Leta Hai

Bohat Dard hota hai us waqat jab apni pasand koi or chura leta hai

=DANISH=

khwab ham dekhte hain or haqiqat koi or bana leta hai.,.

Uski Doli agar Uthi

Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,

Uski Doli agar Uthi

To

To

To

(,”)
XcuSe mE
_||_..
Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.

MOHABBAT Roz Bikti

Naseehat Roz Bikti hai Aqeedat Roz Bikti hai,,

Tumharay shehar Mein logo MOHABBAT Roz bikti hai,,

Ameer~E~Shehar k Dar ka Abhi Mohtaj hai Mazhab,,

Abhi Mulla k Fatwon mein SHARIYAT Roz Bikti hai,,

Hamaray khoon ko bhi woh kisi din Baich daalay ga,,

Kharidaron k jhurmat Mein ADALAT Roz bikti hai,,

Na~Jaanay Lutf kiya Milta hai un ko Roz Biknay Mein,,

Tawaif ki Tarha Logo QAYADAT Roz Bikti hai,,

Kabhi Masjid k Mimbar par ,

kabhi Hujray Mein chhup chhup k ,,

Meray Waaiz K lehjay Mein QAYAMAT Roz Bikti hai,,

Bari Laachaar hain ,Tahir,

jabeenain in Gharibon ki ,,

K Majboori ki Mandi Mein IBADAT Roz bikti hai,,,,,!

Purify Mind and Soul

Meditation Purifies Mind,
Prayer Purifies Soul,
Charity Purifies Wealth,
Fasting Purifies Health,
Forgiveness Purifies Relations

Why Pakistan in crises?

Bcoz
5% boys r bsy in study
3% in job
only 2% playing hockey tennis cricket
other 90% r bsy in janu janu
G ganu
hukam janu
gulam hazar janu
plz bolo na janu
a jao janu ma mar jao ga janu

daso mulk ne taraki amm krni ae?

Never blame

Never blame a day in ur life…Good Days Give u happiness..

Bad days give u Experience…Both are essential in life…!!!

All are ALLAh’s blessings!!!…Have a nice day!