We Are All Here

We are all here on earth to help others;
what on earth the others are here for I dont know.

Kaminey Friends

Kaminey Friends.!!

When i joke they take it seriously ..
When i m serious, kaminey hans hans k feelings ki dhajjiyan ura dety hain ;( 😀 😛

Jis Se Sar Ka Dupata

Jis se sar ka dupata sambhala nahi jata,
Kia khak sambhaly gi teri ghår ki aabro.
Didicate to all boys who like fasion able girls.

In Cold Weather

In this cold weather
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Do not forget donate some warm cloth..

To poor people!!

Thank You ….
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kar k dekho accha lagta hai …

Tum Jis Se Huns K Milti Ho

Tum Jis Se Huns K Milti Ho
Main Us Ko Dost Banata Hoon

Tum Jis Rustay Par Chalti Ho
Main Us Say Aata Jata Hoon

Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon
Tum Kaisi Mohabbat Karti Ho

Khuda se Raabita

“Jis ka raabita khuda se saath ho wo naakaam nai hota”

“Naakam wo hota hai jiski umeedein duniya sewaabasta hon”

(HAZART ALI A.S)

Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

Dil ki Gehraiyon se Eid Ul Azha

Dil ki Gehraiyon se
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EID
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UL-Azha
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Ka intezar karein
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Filhal sabzi aur daal per guzara karein.

Christmas Gift

Christmas gift ideas / suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

To A Profound Pessimist

To a profound pessimist about life,
being in danger is not depressing.

Sardar running after bus

Sardar running after bus finaly catch it & Asks Driver
Yeh bus teri Maa lagti hai?
Driver: N0
Teri behain lagti hai?
Driver: N0
To Fair charn q Nai denta

Longest Love

The love that lasts the longest is

the love that can never be.

– S. Maugh

Good friend is hard

A good friend is hard to find

hard to lose, and

impossible to forget

Us ka mur mur kr dekhna

= = GHAZAL  = =
Wo bichar rha tha muj se roka nahi gya
Us ka mur mur kr dekhna muj se dekha nhi gya,
Meri aankhon me hi na tha smandar rwan dwan
Wo b dul chuka tha ashkon se sukha nhi gya,
Be wfa na tha wo majbur tha bohat
Us se b paas-e-wfa phir rakha nhi gya,
Jate hue wo zuban se ik baat keh gya
Hm dono ko sath takdir se dekha nhi gya,
“A DOST” gazal me to bs manzar hua he byaan
Jo dard mila dil-o- jaan ko wo to likha nhi gya.

Jal jatey hain

“~Wàdéy~”
krtey hain oR kar k Bdal jatey hain~”

“~Jesa Mosam ho Usi Tarz mai Dhal jatey hain~”

“~Main to Moom hon phir itni Dafa Azmaya Q?

“~Teri Baton se to Pat’ther B pigal jatey hain~”

“~Hamein Aag ki Tapish oR Tezi se na dara~”

“~Hum to Parwaney hain Teri Yaad mai hi Jal jatey hain…

lowers his gaze

Handsome is the man lowers his gaze

Usay kehna yeh duniya hai

Use kehna ye dunia hy!
Yahan har morr pe aesay bahut se log milte hyn!
Jo andar tak utarty hyn!
Abad tak sath rehne ki! Ekathay dard sehne ki!
Hamesha baat karte hyn! Use kehna ye dunia hy!
Yahan har shaks matlab ki! Hadon tak sath chalta hy!
Jonhi mosam badlta hy! Muhabbt k sabi daway!

Sabi qasmen, sabi wady! Achanak tot jate hain!

Usy kehna ye dunia hai! Yahan har morr pe apni! Sada ankhen khuli rakhna.

dikhawey ki muhabbat

dikhawey ki muhabbat sey behter ha nafrat he karo hum sey

AAMIR

hum sachey jazbon ki bari qadar kia kartey han.

kuch jakhm judai ke

Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya,

kuch jakhm judai ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

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7 Reasons Positive Emotions

7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart:

1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely
2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body
3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout
4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure
5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol
6-Holding hands calms nerves
7-A positive attitude lowers the risk of heart attack

Subha Ke Phool Khil Gaye

Subha Ke Phool Khil Gaye,
Panchhi Apne Safar Pe Urh Gaye,

Suraj Ate Hi Taare Chup Gaye,
Kya Aap B Meethi Nend Se Uth Gaye…?

Good Morning

nafrat na kerna

Nafrat Kabhi na kerna tum humse ..

ye hum kabi na seh payenge

Ek bar keh dena humse ke
Zarurat nai tumhari

Tumari duniya se HANS ker chale jayenge …

Pyar Ke Sivay Aur Koi

Kaise Kahoon Ke Tum Bin Ab Nahi Raha Jaata
Ye Dil Mein Ek Ehsaas Hai Zabaan Se Nahi Kaha Jaata

Yaadein Teri Har Pal Sataati Hai, Na Peecha Chhode Mera
Kya Kahoon Humse, Ab Ye Intezaar Nahi Saha Jaata

Tere Pyar Na Hai Mujhe To Ek dum Se Pagal Kar Dala
Bas Tumhe Yaad Karti Hoon, Aur Kuch Nahi Kiya Jaata

Mohobbat Mein Teri Doob Gaye Hain Iss Kadar Hum
Ab Tere Pyar Ke Sivay Aur Koi Jaam Nahi Piya Jaata

Iss Kadar Moher Laga Di Hai Mere Tan Aur Mann Pe Tumne
Ab Kisi Aur Ka Naam Zabaan Se Nahi Liya Jaata…..

Free me itna

Zindagi Achi Guzaarney k 2 Sunehri Usool..

1.

“kisi ko free me itna free mat karo k wo free me itna free ho jaye k free hi na rhne de or ap free hotay huey b free na hon or wo free me apko free smj kr apko free kar de”

2.

“kisi se free me itna free hojao k usy free me ap k free hone ka pata na chaly or usay free me b free na rhny do or wo free hoty huey b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rhy or ap free me usy free krdo”

So Simple!;-)

Lambi Line Thi

Doctor k band Clinic k agey lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakr k peche phenk dete

sardar:Lagay raho kameeno,
mai v clinic nhi kholna.

Zardari Asked Faraz

Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai?
Faraz replied: Simple, ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain Aur pura Mulk muje zaleel kar raha hai.

Kisi Zulf Ki Tarah

kash TaQdir B Hoti Kisi Zulf Ki Tarah,

Jab Jab Bikharti Sanwaar Li Jaati

Beautiful Decent Urdu Poetry

Neechi nazron mein qayamat ka asar hota hai..
Husn kuch aur nikhar jata hai sharmate huwe.

Mehman Badaltey Rehte Hain

Ik DrD kabhi, ik Aah Kabhi ,ik Sooz Kabhi, ik Theyyss kabhi..

Is Khana_E_DIL main rozana Mehman Badltey Rehte Hain.

Turns Away From Remebrance

And whoever turns away from my remembrance

indeed, he will have a depressed life

[Quran, Surah 20 verse 124]

Yaad Karne Main

Matt Kar Intizar-e-Yaar Itna Be-Sabar H0 Kar Ay Dil-e-Nadaan
Wo Masr0fiyat Se Wabasta L00g Hain,Yaad Karne Main Waqt Barbaad Nahi Karty.

Sab ne chaha k hum na milen

Sab ne chaha k hum na milen

Hum ne chaha k tumhen gham na milen

Agar khushi milti hy tumhen hum sy juda ho kar

Tu KHUDA se ye Dua hy k tumhen hum na milen

SADQA jab insan apny haath sy

SADQA jab insan apny haath sy nikalta hai to….SADQA us waqt 5
jumaly kehta hai…
(1) Mein faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.
(2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.
(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat krta tha ab mein teri hifazat karon
ga.
(4) Mein haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana dia.
(5) Pehly mein tery hath main tha ab mein KHUDA k hath mein hun.
her achi baat ko doosray tak pohanchana bhi sadqa hai

Bacha hoa khana

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua..
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khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na…

To Make You Feel My Love

When the rain is blowing in your face
And the whole world is on your case
I could offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love

Tharrak aur sarrak

Tharrak aur sarrak

insaan ko kahin bhi lay jate hai

Funny Students Of Accounting & Finance

ARRANGE MARRIAGE…

500,000 Shadi pr.
100,000 Haq mehar…

Or
Shadi ki mukhtalif rasmon per..50,000

Shadi k 3 dino ka kharcha.650,000..
Yani Shadi k 1 din ka kharcha216666.6667

1 ghntay ka 9027.77778

Or 1 Mint ka150.462963 ..

Uffff:-@AUR.LOVEMARRIGE :-PSirf 120 rupay ka Stamp paper……

A Message From:

***The Students Of Accounting & Finance.Invest at ur own risk. . . 😉

Thank Allah Moment By Moment

Happy Moments-PRAISE ALLAH Difficult Moments-SEEK ALLAH Quiet Moments-WORSHIP ALLAH Painful Moments-TRUST ALLAH Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

Mere dard se Tera Rista

Mere dard say Aakhir tera rishta kya hai

… Mahi ….

Dil jab bhi dukhta hai. Mujhe tum yaad Aaty ho

Dil Ka Dard Subah Sham

Dil ka dard subah sham humne kata hai
unse dil lagane ka pal yaad aata hai,
woh toh humhe bhul ker kahin or kho gaye,
dil humaara hai unhe bhula bhi nahi pata hai.

Why Govement Do NOT

Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Khirki ni Khul Rahe

Husband ny hotel room sy manager ko call ki:

Plz come fast! Meri BV mujh sy jhagra kr k ab khirki se challang lagana chahti hy

MANAGER: Sir, I am sorry, ye aap ka personal matter hy

Husband: Abeyyy tu aa to sahi
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi.

Bhool jane ki

Ghalat ho app ka wada koi khuda na kare,
Magar hazoor ko adat hai bhool jane ki.

Insaan Ke Nationality

techer dunya ki phly insan ki nationality kya thi pappu pakistani wo kaise?

pappu us k pass ghar bhi nahi tha aata bhi nahi bijli bhi nahi phir bhi wo zinda tha.

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Tussi Hasde Ho Sanu Hasaan Vaaste

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

PATHANism

Extreme limit of “PATHANism”

Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the

window seat…!

Good Night Poetry Sms

ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen or “CHAND” b hay “CHHUP” jane ko
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Kuch dair mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “PYAS” bujhanay ko
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“TAARON” k “SAFAR” pe “KHO” jao
ab “SO” jao…!!!
ab “SO” jao…!!!
GOOD NIGHT

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Mohabbat Teri

Us ny kaha kon ho tm?
main ny kaha hasrat teri.

Us ny kaha pagal ho kia?
Main ny kaha aisa hi sahi.

Us ny kaha karty ho kia?
Main kaha poja teri.

Us ny kaha kafir ho kia?
Main ny kaha soch teri.

Us ny kaha chatay ho kia?
Main ny kaha mohabbat teri.

Us ny kaha pachtao gye bhot.
My ny kaha kismat teri.

Shakhs ko itna Pyar

Kisi shakhs ko itna pyar do k koi gunjaish na chorro.
agar wo phir b tumhara na ban sakay to usay chorr do,
q k wo muhabbat ka talabgar he nahi wo sirf zarorat ka pujari hay.
Muhabat karnay walay ko kisi shaey ki zarorat nai hoti,
or zarorat mand ko kisi say muhabat nai hoti.!!

Sajdoon K Ewiz

Sajdoon k ewiz fardoos mily ye bat mujay manzoor nahi.

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Be-loos ibadat krta hon banda hon tera, mazdor nahi.

kitne handsome hai na

Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..

A Drunk Son

Son came home drunk, to avoid mom’s scolding he took a Laptop & started working.

Mom: R U drunk…??:@

Son: No mom.:x

Mom: Beyghairat, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai…???:D

Smile Of Loser

Shekespear

If LOSER keeps his smile

the winner will LOSE the Thrill Of VICTORY!!

Pakistani Thekedaar USA gya

Pakistani thekedaar USA gya, apny dost American thekedaar se milne. uska ghr bht khubsurat tha.

Pakistani: itna khubsurat ghr kse bnaya?
american: wo samny bridge nazr arha hy ?
Pakistani: han.
american: uska 10% apni jeb ma dal kr.

phr American pakistan aya to heran reh gya k Pakistani ka ghr us se bhi zyada khubsurat hy

american: tm ne kse bnaya itna khubsurat ghar?
pakistani: wo samny bridge nazr arha hy?

American: nahi…:o;):p

ABBU Mat Kehna

Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna

Result Aane Per

Baap: kya bana result?

Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿

Art Of Rest

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:

“It is The Art Of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired” 😛

Neelay Padh Gaye

Nazuki itni ke neelay parh gaye Rukhsar-e-Yar
Main ne tu bosa liya tha khwab mai tasveer ka

Good Night

Boys R Tha Most Busy Generation

Boys r tha most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear
1 leg on break 1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile

Strange But TruE

A Smart Statement
NevEr RAise youR Voice, Just IMprove the QualitY of your ArgumeNt…
Life Is mUch Like FaceBook…
People Will LikE your Problems & CommeNt…
But No oNe Gonna SolvE Them BecauSe
EveRybody Seems So Busy iN Updating thEir Own Status…
You RegulaRly Text your FrieNds…
some of them do not Reply YoU
But
If you Text them From New NumbEr, Everyone will Reply that,Who r You?
People Have Time For Unknown
But
Not For KnowN…Strange But TruE ..

Best ahmed faraz poetry in urdu

Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe Faraz

Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay

Enjoy The Life

Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before
and which u’ll never see again.
So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.

sui gas ka bill

1 orat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli

“Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo ay dozakh nu paip mere gharon janda ey?”

Jummat ul wida Mubarak

Jummat-ul wida Mubarak On one Friday Rasulullah
(Allah Bless Him & Give Him Peace) said: O Muslims!
Allah Taala has made this day a day of Eid. So have
a bath on this day, whoever has perfume should apply it,
and use the Miswaak. (Ibn Majah)

Us ke Bebas yaadein

Bohat Rulaaya Hai Uski Be-Bas Yaadon Ne,

Ay Mout To Hi Aa Ja K Ab Mujh Se Or Roya Nahi Jata.

Auto Mechanic under car

Auto Mechanic Under the car.

Chotay … 17 number ka paana dey..

 …………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Kuttay k Bachay …!!

Hath me dey  …!!!  😀

Kis Ada per Marte Hai

Na Hussn Py Behekty Hain,

Na Jism Ka Nasha Karty Hain

Yeh To Mery Yaar Ko Bhi Nahi Maloom

Hum Uski Kis Ada Pe Marte Hain….!

Complain of People

The Quran will complain of people

who did not recite it on Judgment Day.

Piece of Gurr

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*