Haalat e Zaar Dekh ker

Sham ka waqt tha or dard inteha ka tha,

tehni py bethi ik faakhta ny sun e li meri aah,

ro pari wo b meri haalat-e-zaar dekh kr,

us ka b dil toota tha shaid ik sohani sham se

Sardar Ko Gali Mai

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha EID MUBARAK
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
KHAIR MUBARAK

Teri Mohabbat Ka

Mujhe Kya MalOom Tha Ke Teri Mohabbat,

Pehle Yun, Phir Yun Or Abh Yun Tore Gi Mujhe..

Wafain Haar ke

Kinaara Kr K Rishton Se, Wafain Haar K

Mohabbat Ki Haqeeqat K0 J0 Ab Samjhe , T0 Kya Samjhe

Eman salamat hai

1 Buzrug se kisi ne pocha
“Marte waqat mujhay KaLma nasèéb ho ga.?
Buzrug:
Subha jb Ankh khulay tou ALLAH ki yaad a jaye, samaj jao k Eman salamat hai…
Warna Darood e Pak Ki kasrat rakho mout sy pehle jannat main apna muqam daikh lo gay.
INSHALLAH
Gud morning

Pakistan ka match

Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:

1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.

2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien

3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.

4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.

5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.

6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien

7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien

(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=

Aik purani kahawat hai

Aik purani kahawat hai k insan chahe jitna b gaya guzra q na ho

us k sath salam dua rakhni chahiay

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Assalam o alaikum:-) 😀

Kutta Mar Gaya Razai Vich

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

Dream Asked Life

1 day dream asked life : when v all cum true?
Life smiled n replied :
never, coz the day all of u come true
i will lost my meaning

Nazar Andaz kar diya logo ne hame

Kuch Iss Tarah Se Nazar Andaz kar diya logo ne hame

DOST

Jesay, Ezaafi lafz Thay Hum unki Zindagi Ki Kitaab Mein.

Hai Tamanna Ke Saal

Hai Tamanna Ke Saal-e-Nau Tujh Ko – Har Musarrat Se Humkinaar Kare

Khil Uthen Phool Tumhare Aangan Mai – Tu Agar Khuahish-e-Bahar Kare

Tum Se Har Ranj Doorr Ho Jaye – Har Khushi Tum Par Nisaar Ho Jaye

Tumhare Aangan Mai Qaafley Utrein – Mohabbaton Ke Sitaaron Ke

Ho Ke Beqarar Uth Jaeen – Qadam Tere Taraf Baharon Ke

Wafa Ka Naam

Bachpan Main Suna Tha Kisi se Wafa Ka Naam

Jub Hum Jawan Hue To RIwayat Badal Gai

tUm BhOol Gye

tUm BhOol Gye
wOh Khail jO tUm Ney Khaila Tha
Kya Yaad Nahi ? Kya bhOol Gye ?
Us Khail Mein Aik KhilOna Tha
hUm lOg Usey Dil Kehtey hAin
Jab Khail Liya tO tOrr Diya
Aur tOrr Key tAnhA ChOr Diya
K mUddat Sey Yeh tAnhA hAi
Yeh Bhatak Gya AndhairOn Mein
Aur tUm KhUsh hO UjaalOn Mein
Yeh Pagel Th Be-Chara
Ab Hansta hAi Aur Kehta hAi
Haan Yaad Nahii
tUm BhOol Gye

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: JInnU Rider

Mere Bete ka Jahan

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga

Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein

Zindagi ki Rahon mein

Oonch neech hoti hay,

Faaslay bhi bharty hain

Chahatain bhi lut ti hain

Rait kay toofano mein

…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain

Ye bhi ain mumkin hay

Aj hum ikatt’hy hain

Kal ko sath ho na hon

chahay kuch bhi ho jaye

Hoslon ko na khona

Bay waja bhi na rona

BAS !

TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

Honton se Khusboo

Mere hathon se or honton se khushboo jati nhi..

K mein ne Isme Muhammad likha boht or choma boht

Meri Yaad Ko Tum Mitta Nah Sako Ge

Mujhe Tum Nazar Se Girra To Rahe Ho,
Mujhe Tum Kabhi BhoOla Nah Sako Ge..
Nah Jaane Kiun Yakeen Ho Challa Hay,
Meri Yaad Ko Tum Mitta Nah Sako Ge..

Meri Yaad Hogi Jidhar Jaoge Tum,
Kabhi Nagma Bann Ke, Kabhi Bann Ke Aansu..
Tarpata Mujhe Harr Tarf PaOge Tum,
Shamaa Jo Jallayi Hay Meri Wafaa Ne,
Bujhaana Bhi Chaaho Ge.. Bujha Nah Sako Ge..

Kabhi Naam BaatOn Mein Ayaa Jo Mera,
To BeChain Ho Ho Ke Dil Ko Thaam Lo Ge..
NigaahOn Pe Chayga Gham Ka Andhera,
Kisshi Ne Jo POocha Sabab AansuOn Ke,
Batana Bhi Chaaho Ge, Bataa Nah SakO Ge..

Ghalti Jin ki hai

santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jin chimmat jayein…

To aap kya karo ge…?

santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai…
…
Ghalti Jin ki hai, Khud Bhugtey…

3 Kefiyatein Hon

AAP S~A~W~W

Ne Frmaya

Jab 3 Kefiyatein Hon To Forn DUA Mango..,

Us Waqt DUA Rad Nhi Hogi

1.Jab Jism Kanp Uthy

2.DiL Mei Khof Ajae

3.Ankho Se Ansu Jari ho

AP(S.A.W.W) ne frmaya:Allah us k chehray ko roshan kray jo hadis sun k agay pohnchaae.
(IBN-E-MAJA)

Sardar in Police Station

Sardar in police station:
ay tasveeran kina diyan ne?
Police: Criminals ki jin ko arrest karna hai.
Sardar: Tay paglo, jadon khechiyan c udon e pharr lene c:-D

Dolat Kamanay Ki Adat

Dolat Kamana Ki Adat Ya Khawaish To Sub Ko Hoti Ha
Per Kisi Ko Kum Aur Kisi Ko Ziyada.

Happy Independence day

Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs But of harmony N happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality N rhythm.
Happy Independence Day

Darud ke fazelet

Hadid-e-Nabvi

Jo Banda subha ke waqt 10 mrtba drud pak parhy ,

Us Din Kainat Me jitny Naik Amal hon ge Unk brabr usy

swab Mily  Ga

Send to others to get if u can

Jumma k din 100 martba

?:”Jo shaks Jumma k din 100 martba
“SubhanAlla hil Azeem)
parhega us k 1lakh
“or us k Waldain k 27000 gunah maf ho jay gen”
“Plz 4wrd it…”
“JÜMÅÅ MÜß?RìK HO”

A Successful Marriage Requires

A successful marriage requires
falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

English sika raha tha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.

Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.

Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.

Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,

ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai. 😛 😀 =D

Expectations Always Hurts

SHAKESPEAR Said:

‘I Always FeelHappy..You know..Why…?

I Don’t Expect Anything from Anyone…

Because..,

Expectations Always Hurts’…!

Alvida Alvida mahe ramzan

Alvida Alvida mahe ramzan

mah ramazan ki thandi hawao,

hashar me hum ko mat bhol jana,

Lo salam akhari ab humara,

alwada alwada mah ramazan.

Jumma tul wada

Children of Adam

O children of Adam, even though you dont know when you will die,

but you know that you will die.

prepare yourself for that.

Love Never Dies

Love never dies.
It remains forever,
,
Forever
,
Forever
&
Forever,
Only partner changes!
,
So keep loving with the latest version.

Choose Any No

Choose Any No

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Phr Me Apko Kch Nhi Btaunge

Tm Logo Ko To Chaska Hi Pr Gya He  Najumi Samjha Hua He Kya Mujh ko.?

In A Party A Lady Wanted

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Never jufge beauty of

Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile

picture judge her by the photos she is tagged in.

Andaz-E-Mohabat

kitna ajeeb hai logon ka andaz-e-mohabat

”””””””’khanjiii”””””’

roz ik naya zakhem dey kar kehtey hain apna khyal rakhna…..khanjiii with new style

Submit By: Raheel umair khan (0345-2663181)

Azad Pakistan K Nalayek Jawano

Azad Pakistan K Nalayak Jawano
Agar Aaj Valentines
Ya Frndship Day Hota
To INBOX Full Hota
Chalo!
Jaldi Se Utho Or
Sab Ko Wish Karo.
HAPPY Pakistan Day…

Do not waste time

Do not waste your time with explanations

people only hear what they want to hear

Unless We Make Christmas

Unless we make Christmas
an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska wont make it white.

2 men Talking

2 MEN TALKING

1st:

I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:

Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

SOOBA PUNJAB mein

SOOBA PUNJAB
mein
2 Cheezen hi to Achi hain ek.
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.LASSI
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tay,,
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Doojay,,
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(“,)>

Eik Marasi Aur Doctor

1 Mrasi Ki BV Ka
Bukhar Nhi Utr
Raha Tha
Usy Doctor Ny
Mashwra Dya K
Molvi Sahab Say
Dam Krwa Lo
Molvi Sahab
Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay
Mirasi Phir
Doctor K Pass
Gya Or Bola
Mola Khush
Rakhy Changa
Mashwara Dita
c
“Bukhar Ty magro
Leh Gya ay Hun
Molvi Ni Lehnda”

Dilon Mein Nafraton Ko

Faasley ghata dete hain dilon mein nafraton ko

Woh jo door huye hum se tO kuch muhabbat barh c gayi hai..

chalo phir dhoond len

chalo phir dhoond len hum,
usi masoom bachpan ko,
Unhi masoom khushion ko,
Unhi rangeen lamhon ko,
Jahan gham ka pata na tha,
Jahan dukh ki samajh na thi,
Jahan bas muskurahat thi,
Baharen hi baharen thin,
Chalo phir dhoond len hum,
Usi masoom bachpan ko,
Ke jab saawan barasta tha,
Tou us kaaghaz ki kashti ko,
Banana aur phir duba dena, Bohat acha sa lagta tha,
Aur is duniya ka har chehra,
Bohat sacha sa lagta tha..

C.N.G Totky

3 mooli k parathe
2 gobi k parathe
1 plate mash ki dal
Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen
OR apni zati gas se generatr chalaen
“ZUBAIDA AAPA k C.N.G Totky”

Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai

Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai

Ye Roshni Bhi Hai Andhera Bhi Hai

Khwahishon Say Bhara Jazeera Bhi Hai

Bohat Anmol Ik Heera Bhi Hai

Dosti Ik Haseen Khwab Bhi Hai

Pass Say Dekho Tou Sarab Bhi Hai

Dukh Milnay Pe Ye Azab Bhi Hai

Aur Ye Piyar Ka Jawaz Bhi Hai

Dosti Yoon Tou Maya Jaal Bhi Hai

Ik Haqeeqat Bhi Hai Khayal Bhi Hai

Valentines Day Sms Messages

Perfact love is not receiving,
it is giving and forgiving.
perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone
Happy VALENTINES Day

The Night With Sweet Dreams

Night Is A Theater

Dream
Is A
Movie
…
God
Is The
Director,

Nature
Is The
Producer

U R
The Hero
“Enjoy”
The Night With Sweet Dreams…:-)

Love Is So Strange

Love is reason to live or leave life

Love is so strange..

sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!!

and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..?

faraz shayari sms

Hamari Jaan  jaye ge to jaan jao gay FARAZ

ke hassil kuch nai hota kisi ko Azmanay ke sy…..

funny morning voices

UK:-Hi dear

USA:-good morning

CHINA:-mehow

JAPAN:-shanhow

ITALY:-manichi

FRANCE:-sanchay

IN PAKISTAN:- Uth Khanjara 9 waj gaye ne

Larki Se Pyar Kerta

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai:p

Exam Poetry Sms

eXams are there, at the paper u stare
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Mujy Tum sa Mohabat Hai

Chalo Rooth Jao Tum,Me tumko manata hun,
Tm Koi Zid lagao men Usy aagy barhata hun,
Bht din ho gaye taro K Jhurmat Ki Chamak Dekhy,
Tm likho Geet Mai Tm Pe Ghazal Gungunata hun,
Abi To Wqt Ha Muthi Mein or Jazbat Hain Dil Main,
Chalo Ab Maan Jao Tum,Men Tum Se Roth Jata Hun,
Mery Hathon Ko Thamo or Koi Phir Zid Naee Kar Do,
Chalo Tum Do Qasam apni Main Wapis lout jata Hun,
Or Bhi Hain Bht Sy Azmany K Huner Baqi,
Rakho Tm Hath Dil Pe,Me tmhen dharkan Sunata Hun,
Bht Din Ho Gye Khamosh Muhbat Ko Nibhaty Huay,
Mjy Tm se Mohbat Hy,Main Kehna Bhool
Jata hon…

Disappointing Situations

Highly Disappointing Situations –
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1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:’(
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… 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;(
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3. 10 Mark Question Asked For 2mark..!!
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4. Principal Sitting Near You On Tour..!!
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5. Xtremly Good Looking Guy/Girl Crossing You Wen You Are With Your Mom/Dad..!!
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6. Teachers Distributing Your Test Papers In Front Of Your Juniors..!!:/
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7. Friend Calling On B’day N Not Wishing..!! :@
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8. Dear One Suddenly Stopped Messaging..!! :O
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9. Leaving This Post Without Liking It Too..!! 😛

Am I That Good

Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off

Male And Female Friends

2 female frnds face to face:

1st: Hi sweet heart ..

2nd: aww hi luv u and missed u alot ..

n when they talk on their backs abt them ..

1st: she is so mean ..

2nd: she is such a bitch ..

2 male frnds face to face:

1st: salay kameenay kesa hay .. aaj bara cheesaa lag raha hay ?

2nd: bhen ka rishta de de phir .. 😀

n when they talk on their backs abt them ..

1st: boht cheeta bnda hay yaar ..

2nd: bhai hay woh apna .. itz fact

Ishq ko kam samajhte the

vo log bahut khushqismat the jo ishq ko kam samajhte the

ya kam se ashiqi karte the ham jite ji masruf rahe kuch

ishq kiya kuch kam kiya kam ishq k are ata raha aur

ishq se kam ulajhta raha phir akhir tang akar

ham ne donon ko adhura chor diya

Pathan Bivi Se

Polio team drwaze pr aai
Pathan BV se:bandooq or kartoos kahan hen?
Polio team bhagi, peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai, ye mere bachon k naam hen… 😛

Be The Real PAKISTAN

1940,Pakistan was just a dream,
1947,that dream was turned to
reality by the efforts of Quaid e
Azam and the sacrifices of
countless lives.
Its 2012,the responsibility is now
on our shoulders to achieve the
vision of Quaid.
Be the real PAKISTAN!

Libas pehne phir rahe

Kitne Dinon Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay, Your Licence To Wear Black

Dilon K Zakhm

Mohabbaton Men Kuch Aisay Bhi Haal Hote Hen

Khafa Hon Jin Se Unhiee K Khayal Hote Hen,

Machaltay Rehtay Hen Zehnon Men WasWason Ki Tarah

Haseen Log Bhi Jaan Ka Webaal Hote Hen

¤¤Siyaah Raat Men Jaltay Han Jugnuon Ki Tarah

Dilon K Zakhm Bhi Mohsin Kamaal Hote Hen…..!!!¤¤

Sardar desperately need to pass gas

Sardar was in restaurant when he suddenly realized that he desperately need to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so he manged to pass the gas with the beat of the music..

After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.

Sardar finished the coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at him

Then He suddenly remembered that he was listening the music on mp3 player 😀

Flip a coin

When you have to make a hard decision, flip a coin.

Why?

Because when that coin is in the air,

you suddenly know what you are hoping for.

Aansoon ma doob gyi

Aansoon ma doob gyi yeh zindgi meri
Woh kya jany !thee woh bandgi meri
Nai janta ma zamany ke yeh fareib
Payar se loot gaya woh saadgi meri
Jaan dy di ma ne us k liay hansty hansty
Woh kya jany zindgi se kya ha narazgi meri
Apny he hoty han youn ilzam lagany waly “Ateeq”
Warna logo ko kya khabar kyu ha yeh awargi meri
{written by: SARDAR ATEEQ}

samander-e-ishq

tu kisi aur ke leye hoga samander-e-ishq faraz,

main tu tere sahil se roz pyasa guzar jata hon.

i love u

From: qaiser (03076649080)

Deadly weap0n

Which deadly weap0n is made by combining Tungsten (W), Iodine (I) and Iron (Fe)?

WIFe 😛

Khush Khush Kaatne Ka

Waqt Khush Khush Kaatne Ka, Mashwaraa Dete Hue..!!!

Roo Pari Wo Aap ………..

Mujh Ko Hoslaa Dete Hue…!!

Happy Islamic Friday Sms in English

May on this GOOD FRIDAY we start it with
Fasting and Prayers so that we can bring
God’s mercy and forgiveness on all mankind
Lets Pray together.

Bakra Eid Mubarak Shayari

Kash hota tu mera Bakra
Khilata Main tujay Ghass
seengh Hilata bade pyar se tere
Poochta jb ma pagal hai Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Bolta tu piyaar se
Main Main
main..main
Bakra Eid Mubarak

Neend A jaye

Bahot Dard Chupa Hai Raat K Har Pehlu Mein…!!

Accha Hota K Kuch Der K Liye Neend Aaa Jaaye…!!

Aik container me band

Hum tum aik container me band hon 😉

Aur inqilab aa jayeeeee :-@

Tumhen kya farq parta ha

Tumhen kya farq parta ha…
Main tumse roth jaon to
Tumhare pass na aun to
Phir door ja kar mai
Kabhi wapis na aun to,,TUmhari yaad main gum sum Kabhi ansu bhahaun to,,

Tumhen kya farq parta ha…
Tumhari yaad main aksar Khud ko bhool jaoon to
Main teri deed main tanha
Kabhi khud ko mitaon to
Main tumse door reh kar
phir Akele mar bhi jaoon to
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…………..

Teri Yaad Mai Raat Guzar Jati Hai

Kitni jaldi zindagi guzar jaati hai…
Pyaas buztee nahin barsaat chali jaati hai…

Aap ki yaadein kuchh iss tarah aati hai…
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jaati hai..!!!

Muhabbat Ke Andaaz

Muhabbat Ke Andaaz Bhi Juda Juda Sey Hotey Hain,

Kisi Ne Toot Kar Chaha Toh Koi Chaah Kar Toot Gya

An accountant goes into a shop

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him 3 identical parrots & says:
The parrot on the left costs $500.
Accountant: Why does that parrot cost so much?
Owner: It knows how to do complex audits.
Accountant: How much does the middle parrot cost?
Owner: That one costs $1,000 because it can do complex audits plus it knows how to prepare financial forecasts.
The accountant asks about the 3rd parrot, owner told it costs $10,000.
Accountant: What can it do? Owner: To be honest, I have never seen him do any thing, but the other two parrots call him Senior Partner.

Two Things Upon This Changing Earth

Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

Happy Quaid Day

Happy Quaid Day !!

I insist you to strive.

Work, Work and only Work for satisfaction

with patience, humbleness and

serve the nation

(Quaid e Azam, Muhammad Ali Jinnah)

Teri Yaad Ke Mousam

Haathon Ki Lakeeron Se Kis Tarah Nikalon Main

Teri Yaad Ke Mousam, Tere Naam Ki Ahat!!!

Moon of My Life

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
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Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from

Me..!!^_~

Ache Humsafar Aziz rahman

Achhay waqt Se ziyada achha Hamsafr aziz Rkho

KYUN K, Achha Hamsafr buray waqt ko b achha bana deta hai…

Dua ki Apeal

Dua ki apeal…

Ek bachi ha 17 saal ki bOhot he pyari

Dua karain

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K wo mere sath set ho jaye =P =

Us Se Hamain Pyar Tha

Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Ta,
Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Ta,
Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Ta,
Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Ta.

Kiss Wajah Say

Chup Ho Kiss Wajah Say Hamein Maloom Nahin Magar.~!~.

DiL Doob Saa Jaata Hai Jab Tum Yaad Nahin Kartay.~!

Tere Yaad ke Siwa

Hum hi Thehry hain saza waar , khata kuch b nai

Tu ne samjha k tere baad Howa kch b nai

Yaad jab i teri , yaad raha kuch b nai

Dil ne bus Aah bhari or kaha kuch b nai

waqt ki tarha ye saansain B Rawaan hain Ab tak

aik bus Ashk Thammy or Ruka Kuch b nai

Hath se Hath chhurra kar tu giya jab se to

Main ne us waqt se hathon se chhuwa kuch b nai

kash tu muj se kabhi aa k Achanak keh de

K tere bad Mere paas bacha kuch b nai

Hath Ki Ungliyon

*ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro.

Q ke jab aap apni Qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi*

Subhan Allah.

Mohabbat Ko Samajhta Hoon

Abhi Kam-sin Ho ! Rehne Do !

Kahaein Kooh Do Ge DiL Mera !

Tumaharey he Liye Rakha Hai,

Le Jana Jawaan Ho Kar. (Jawaab-E-Shikwa).

Na Kam-sin Hoon, Na Nadaan Hoon,

Mohabbat Ko Samajhta Hon;

Tumhara Kya Bharosa Hai ?

Mukar Jao Ge Jawaan Ho Kar …!!!

(kISMAT APNI APNI) Good nite

Tumhari Aankhain

Tumhari aankhain

Ajeeb si kashish teri aankhon mai hai

Chaand si ek ravish teri aankhon mai hai

Jaane Konsi tapish teri aakhon mai hai

Time Is Amazing

“Time is an Equal Opportunity…”

Each Human Has Exactly The Same Number Of Hours & Minutes Every Day..

Rich People Can’t Buy More Hours..

Scientists Can’t Invent New Minutes..

& U Can’t Save Time To Spend It On Another Day…

Even so,

Time Is Amazingly Fair & Forgiving..

No Matter How Much Time U’ve Wasted In The Past..
U Still Have An Entire Today & Tomorrow…”

…Best Of Luck 4 your Remaining Time.!!!

Maag lo maafi

Sochta Hon jo Pal Zinda Hon Maang Loon Mafi Sub Sy

Na jaany Marnay K Baad koi maaf Kry Ya Na Kry

Special Sorry Before SHAB-E-BRAAT

Sun Liya Hum Ne Faisla Tera

Sun Liya Hum Ne Faisla Tera
Aur Sun Ker Udaas Ho Baithey
Zehan Chup Chaap Ankh Khaali
Jaisey Hum Kianaat Kho Baithey

Happy advance ramadan mubarak

Put aside your pride,
set down your arrogance
and remember your grave.
Happy advance ramadan mubarak!

Naqsha Tahnai Ka

Tum Ne Dekha Hi Nahi Naqsha Meri Tanhai Ka…!!

Ik Qiyamat Hai Jo Har Shab Guzar Jati Hai…!!

Lifetime messege

Lifetime messege

“Agr Kismat ka likha hi sub kuch hota,to “ALLAH” insan ko Dua mangna kbi na sikhata!

So” always pray with a strong faith.

Everything seems beautiful

People say, when you are in
love, everything seems beautiful
but I say when you are truly in
love, you can’t find anything
more beautiful than your

Apni Girl Friend Ko Mein Kese Samjhaon

apni Girl friend ko mein
kese samjhaon
Faraz
.
.
K Mohabbat miss karne se Nahi Kiss Karne se Barhti hy

me too ha-ha

English is difficult language for Japanese.
A True Story:-
A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister “Mori” was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washingtion to meet President Barack Obama..
The instructor told Mori when you shake hand with Obama please say ‘How r u’.
Then Obama should say ‘I m fine,and u?
Now u should say ‘me too’.
Afterwards we (translators)
will handle.
When Mori met Obama,he mistakenly said ‘who r u?'(instead of ‘How r u?’).
Obama was bit shocked but still managed to react with humor
‘Well,Im Mishal’s husband,ha-ha’.
Then Mori replied ‘me too’ ha-ha.’
long silence.. :)..

SAKOOT-E-SHAAM

SAKOOT-E-SHAAM MAIN GOONJI SADAA UDAASI KI.
K HAI MAZEED USDAASI KI DAWA UDAASI KI.
AMOOR-E-DIL MAIN KISI TEESRAY KA DAKHAL NAHI.
YAHAN FAQAT TARI CHALTI HAI YA UDAASI KI.
BOHAT SHAREER THA MAIN AUR HANSTA PHIRTA THA,
PHIR EK FAQEER NE DE DUA UDAASI KI.
CHIRAGH-E-DIL KO ZARA EHTIYAAT SE RAKHNA.
K AAJ RAAJ CHALAY GI HAWA USAAI KI.
BOHT DINON SE MULAQAAT HI NAHI KHALID,
KAHIN SE KHAIR KHABAR LA K AA UDSAASI KI.
I LOVE U MAHWISH 2 MUCH IN MY HEARTS……………..

Different Driving styles

Driving Styles In Diff Countries:

1 hand On Steering Wheel, 1 Hand Out Window – USA

1 Hand On Steering And, 1 Hand On Horn – Japan.

1 Hand On Horn, 1 Hand On Gear, Listening Loud Music,
1 Ear On Cell, 1 Foot On Acceleration, Nothing On Break

And

Both Eyes On Female In Next Car-
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PAKISTAN =D

We are Multi talented 😀 =))

Neend Se Kiya Shikwa

neend se kiya shikwa karun main….! sagar

qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta…..!

Start New Year With FAith

3 Stories

1. Once all villagers
decided to pray for RAIN , on the day of
Prayer all people gathered and only
one boy came with an UMBRELLA. THAT’S

“FAITH”

2. Whenever you through a little baby in air, He laughs
because he knows you will catch him.

That’s ” TRUST ” .

3. Every night we go to bed , we have no Assurance to wake
up alive the next morning but still we have have plans for tomorrow..

that’s ” Hope “.

Start NEW YEAR with FAITH , TRUST & HOPE.

Submit By: Kamran

The Most Heart Breaking Moment

The most heart breaking moment of my childhood..
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.
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.
jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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.
.
.
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.
aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi…
(areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do)..

Pathan To Nargis Sms

PATHAN to NARGIS: Hm Tm se shadi kryga

Nargis: Muje aisa banda chahiye jis ka 12 inch ka ho

PATHAN:koi msla nhi hum 3 inch chota krwa le ga:

Ramzan Breaking News

Breaking news:

C.M Balochistan Nawab Raisani ne murghay ki azan per roza khol liya…

Wo kehtay hain
azan azan hoti hai chahay murgha de ya molvi….