God Bless And Very Best Of Luck

When u face problems in life, dont ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK

Ajeeb Sawal Pocha

Aik Bohat Ajeeb Sawal Pocha Us Ney

Ager Tum Martey Mujh Pey Ho

To Jeetey Kis Key Liye Ho

Jahanum main Jao

Biwi shohr se: aj ap office se jldi kaise a gaye?

Shohr:achank mere boss ko gussa a gaya aur bola jahanum main jao.

Main forun utha or tumhare pas chala aya.

Larki Boli Pizza Khila

Larka bola Dilruba, Larki boli Pizza khila
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Larka bola Paise nhi

Larkii boli Aise kaise nhi Larka bola Mahngai hai:|
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Larki boli Aaj se tu mera bhai hai…!

Typing Speed VS Writing Speed

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of
Sheets. u know y ?
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Coz today’s Students Have More Typing Speed than
Writing Speed :

Best Decent Message

WE ARE ALL CAPTIVES OF OUR OWN IDENTITIES LIVING IN THE PRISON OF OUR OWN CREATION ….

You Are My Good Friend

Shores never meet, but share the same ocean. the moon & stars could not be one, yet are in the same sky.we may not meet often, but yet you are my good friend

TujhKo Chaha He Nahi

TujhKo Chaha He Nahi Teri Parastish Ki Hay
Is Tarha Kis Nay Tujhey ToOt Kay Chaha Hoga.. ?

Lailatul Qadr Mubarak

Hazrat Aaisha (R.A) ne Ap (saww) se Pucha k agr humein Shab-e-Qadr ki rat mil jay to allah se kia Mangein

Ap (saww) ne Farmaya: Allah se ye dua mango Ae Allah tu maaf karne wala mehrban hai or tu maafi ko pasand karta hai is lye ae allah mere Gunna Maaf Farma (Ameen).

Lailatul Qadr Mubarak

Happy Defense & Nuclear State Sms Wishes

Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan … The most patriotic man I know …
Happy Nuclear State Day!!

Marriage Certificate Expiry

wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Purane zamane ki girls

Purane zamane ki girls: “Roshni chand se hoti hai,
Sitaro se nahi.
Pyar 1 se hota hai,
hazaro se nahi..!!!

New genration grls: “Chand ko to chandni mil gai,
Ab taro ka kya hoga.
Agar pyar 1 se kr liya to fir bache hue hazaron ka kya hoga!!!!

Best Urdu Islamic Sms

Akele ho? Kalma tayab parho

Preshan ho? Durood Sharif prho.

Udas ho? ‘Ya Hayyu ya Qayyum prho.

Tension me ho? ‘Ya Raheem prho.

Happy 23 March Independence Day Sms

Kis Mein Himmat Hai Hmari Perwaaz Mein Khalal Dalay,
Hum Paroon Se Nahi Hosloon Se Urra Kerte Hain.

*23MARCH*

HAPPY RESOLUTION DAY

Thanx un Logo Ka

Thanx. . .!!
Un logon ka jo mujh sy nafrat karty hein
Q
K
Unhon ny mjhy mzboot bnaya

Thanx. . .!!
Un logon ka jo mujh sy pyar karty hein
Q
K
Unhon ny mera dil bara kr dia

Thanx. . .!!
Un logon ka jo mery liye preshan howy
Or
Mujhy bataya k darasl wo mera bohot khyal rkhty hein

Thanx. . .!!
Un logon ka jinhon ny mjhy apna bna k chor diya
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Mujhe ehsas dilaya
K
Dunya main her cheez apni nahi hoti.

Mujhe Pyar Tera

Ye yaad nahi kab pyar huwa
bas yaad raha mujhe pyar tera,

jab pyar huwa sab bhool gay
ek yaad raha bas naam tera,

hum har baat apni bhool gay
humen yaad raha bas saath tera,

kuch saalon bad wo hum se mile
humne pocha kia haal hai tera,

wo hans kay bole aye pagal
tu ye to bata kia naam tera…

Phool Gamlay Ke Sath

Achi Zindagi Guzarny K Lye
Agar Koi Apko Patthar Maary
To Ap Usko Phool Maaro
Lekin
Gamly K Saath

Saaye Me Teri Zulf K

Yun Bhi Hua Hai Raat Ko Jab Log So Gaye,
Tanhai Aur Main Teri Yaadon Me Kho Gaye,

Aa Daikh Tujh Se Log Jo Rehty Thay Door Door,
Saaye Me Teri Zulf K Chup Chaap So Gaye,

Hum Wo Jo Saarey Shehar K Karty Thay Faisley,
Hum Log Teri Chaah Mein Ruswa Bhi Ho Gaye,

Tum Kya Gaye K Waqt Ka Ehsaas Marr Gya,
Raaton Ko Jaagtey Rahey Aur Din Ko So Gaye,

Ab Zindgi K Safar Mein Dhoonda Karen Gey Log Hamen.
Arzaan Huey Hain Itney K Nayaab Ho Gaye…

I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET

Boss hangs a poster in Office
I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
(Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home.)

Tere mohabbat hai

Teri Mohabbat main sub kuch bhula diya hai , . .

Yakeen na Aaye to khud dekh lo. . . .

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A for Cat,
B for Goat,
C for Horse
D for Ball…… 😀

Sarya Usama Bin Zaid

Sarya Usama bin Zaid, may Allah be pleased with him, last successful military mission during the Holy Prophet life

The Holy Prophet, peace be upon him, falls ill

The Holy Prophet, peace be upon him, lead the last Salat four days before his departure from this world

The Holy Prophet, peace be upon him, offered his last Prayer in congregation in the Mosque lead by Hadrat Abu Bakr,
may Allah be pleased with him

The Holy Prophet, peace be upon him, passed away

Janaza (funeral) Prayer and burial…

Gehri Neend se Sona

Itni gehri neend se sona choor do

—-DANISH—-

kisi din koi apna choor gaya to sari zindagi neend nahi aaye gi tumen

Funny Poetry sms

Lahore agar pyara na hota,

college road ka nazaara na hota,

GPO chok per ishara na hota,

mall Road ka sahara na hota

Humara Lahore agar piyara na hota

Her roz mosam karara na hota

Fashion ny agar larkiyon ko bigaara na hota

To Lahore ka koi larka Awara na hota

Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo DONT

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

STOP

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

DONT STOP

Dedicatd To Mashariqi Wife

Dedicatd To Mashriqi Wife:
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Husband:
aj khane me kia bnaogi?
Wife:
jo ap kahen
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H:
dal chawl bna lo
W:
abi kl hi to khaye he
H:
to sbzi roti bana lo
W:
bachy nhi khyngy
H:
to choly puri bna lo
W:
mjhe hevy lgta he
H:
andy aalu bna lo
W:
phr subha nashty me kia khaoge?
H:
prathy !?
W:
raat ko prathy kon khata he?
H:
ok. hotel sy mangwa leta hn
W:
roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahye,
H:
Karri chawl??
W:
dahi
ni hai,
H:
mattar qeema?
W:
us may time
lagega, pehle bolte aap
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H:
maggi nodals bana lo,
Us may time nahi lagega
W:
us say pait nahi bharega
H:
phir ab kia bnaogi?
W:
” AAP BTAEN NA “? 😀

Believe In Yourself

Believe in yourself!
Have faith in your abilities!
Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.

Zehan Men Narazgi Rahe

Badla na apne aap ko jo the wahi rahe
Milte rahe sabhi se magar ajnabi rahe

Duniya na jeet paao to haaro na Khud ko tum
Thori bahut to zahan men narazgi rahe

Apni tarah sabhi ko kisi ki talaash thi
Hum jis k bhi qarib rahe dor hi rahe

Guzro jo baagh se to dua maangte chalo
Jismen khile hain phool wo Daali hari rahe

Find Dust on Quran

If you find dust on your QURAN

then cry for yourself and the condition

that you are in.

Chuk razai tay

Likhna parna chad de bandaya naikiyan tay rakh aas…

Chuk razai tay so ja bandaya Rab karo ga pass…

We Come To Love

We come to love not by finding a perfect person,
but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

2 Lovers In K.F.C

“2 lovers in K.F.C”
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
larki:
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“naan tikki” mangva lo.
moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan……….

I Can Sum Up Everything

In three words
I can sum up everything Ive learned about life:
it goes on.

Us Ki Yaad Ko Bna Leta

Us Ki Yaad Ko Bna Leta Hon Hamsafar Apna
Mere Sath Jab Koi Hamsafar Nahi Hota

Hafzay ko tez banana

IRSHAD-E-NABVI

“3 chezen hafzay ko zayda aur bemari ko door karti hein”

1. Doodh peena

2.Maswak kerna

3.Quran majeed ki talawat kerna

Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye

Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye
Na Kujh Kehn Joge Reh Gaye
Ohne Zakhm Hi Inne Gehre Ditte
Assi Hanju Te Tanhayian De Raah Pai Gaye…

Us Shakhs ka Hunar

Jane us shakhs ko kaisa ye hunar aata hy

rat hoti hy to ankhon me utar aata hy

main us k khyal se niklon to kaha jaon

wo meri soch k her raste pe nazar ata hy!

Phool saare teri khush rang nazar ke liye haiN

Phool saare teri khush rang nazar ke liye haiN

Zakhm jitne bhi hain sab mere jigar ke liye haiN

Jane kis kaam ke hain, kya hai hamaara masraf??

Hum kisi ghar ke liye hain na safar ke liye haiN

Kitne aalaam O masaayeb ke hain mahvar hum log

KashtiyaN jo bhi hain apni woh bhaNvar ke liye haiN

Meri tanhaayi ke mo’nis hain! mere gham ke rafeeq!

Saare aaNsoo, jo mere deeda e tar ke liye haiN

Apni taqdeer meiN kuchh bhi nahi patjhaR ke siwa

Yeh bahaarein to faqat aek shajar ke liye haiN

Mujh se kahne lagii yeh raat, K ‘Tariq’ saheb

Aap jaage hue kis khaab e sehar ke liye hain?

Best Hamd in Urdu

…..!Hamd!….. koi Zabt De Na jalal De Muje Sirf itna kamal De
Muje Apni Rah Me Daal De K Zmana Meri Misal De
Teri Rehmaton ka Nazool Ho Muje Mehnato ka Sila Mile Muje
Maal-O-Zar ki Hawas Na Ho Muje Bus Tu Rizq-E-Halal De
Mere Zehn Me Teri Fikr Ho Meri Saans Me Tera Zikr Ho
Tera khof Meri Nijat Ho Sabhi khof Dil Se Nikal De
Teri Bargaah Me Ay ALLAH Meri Roz-O-Shab Hy yahi Dua To RAHEEM Hy, To KAREEM Hy,
To Mujy Mushkilon Se Nikal De. “AMEEN”

We Have Known Each Other

We have known each other by chance,
Became friends by choice,
Still friends by decision,
and when we say Friends Forever,
Thats definitely a lifetime Promise

Young generation in tention

Young generation ko sb se zyada
tention kb hote hai?
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Papers mein?? Nai .
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Jab wo so kr uthen aur unka mobile
unke paas na ho 😛 😛 😀

Mohabbat kia hai

Mohabbat kia hai?

Main ne pucha

Zindagi se,

Jawani se,

Suraj se,

Phoolon se,

Kainaat se,

Asmaan se,

Zameen se, dost se,

lekin Koi tasalli bakhsh jwab na mila

Aakhir tareekh hath pakarr kar peechay le gai….

Boht peechay…

Raat tareek thi..

Taray b so chuke thay…

1 Azeem HASTI,

sajde main jhuki,

geeli aankhon k sath,

1 he lafz dohra rhi thi,

“Rebi Habli Ummati”

“Rebi Habli Ummati”

“ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bakhsh dy”

“ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bakhsh dy”

Tareekh ny jhanjhor kr kaha

Ay nadaan. . .

ye hay “MUHABBAT”.

Erase everyones sorrows

If we can’t be a pencil to write anyone’s happiness then

try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone’s sorrows

Larka Aunty ke ghar

1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya.

Usay kafi dair ho gye ,

Aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum GUDDU k pass so jao

Larka bola rehne dain me bahir sofay par hi SO jata hun.

Subah 1 khoobsurat larki chai lekar aai

to larke ne pucha ap kon?

Larki: Main GUDDU aap kon??

Larka: main ullu ka Patha………

TujhKo Chaha He Nahi Teri Parastish Ki

TujhKo Chaha He Nahi Teri Parastish Ki Hay
Is Tarha Kis Nay Tujhey ToOt Kay Chaha Hoga.. ?

la-ilaj ho TUM

Dr: Ap k shohr theek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den, Larai na kren or in ke Khidmat kren.
Husbnd
Dr. ne kia KAHA?
Begum: la-ilaj ho TUM.:-P

Love Me or Hate Me

Love me or hate me,

both are in my favor.

If you love me,

I will always be in your heart.

If you hate me,

I will always be in your mind.

I Am Always Thankful To Allah

I Am Always Thankful To Allah For Making Me..

Matured,

Unique,

Smart,

Lovable,

Innovative,

Marvellous,

In Short…

M-U-S-L-I-M

B Proud . . . /

Motivational Mother Teressa Quotes

One of the greatest disease is to be No body to ANY BODY.

Mother Teressa.

Happy New Year

May This New Year Be A Step Forward, In Leading You To New Adventures,
New Roads To Explore And New Heights To Achieve. Happy New Year!…

Ready to cry

Lovely Fact.

There are many people who are ready to cry when you die

But

There may be one who is ready to die when you cry.

Feel the difrence
Find that one!

Difficult to love

Sometimes people r so assumptious.

u try to be sweet,they interpret it as flirting.

u try to be nice,they say u want something in return.

u try to make them smile,they think ur annoying.

u try to be confident & comfortable,they say ur arrogant.

U try to show that u like them, they say ur just playing around.

In such an assumptious world,

No wonder it is so difficult to love, care and live..

Jhulay doon

Aik sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!
Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.

Angrezi Yadain

“(Angrezi Yadain)”

Mere aangan mein Kbi flowr Khila Krty thy.

Meri eyes mein b dreams basa Krty thy,

MuJhKo halaat Ki aandhi ne giraya othrwise.

Mere shadow mein b Kuch people raha Krty thy,

Hain remembr hmain rafaqat Ki wo watch ab b.

Dil Ki heartbeat b tere sath suna Krty thy,

AaJ wo mehfil mein stranger bnay bethey haIn.

Jo Kabi muJey apni life Kaha Krty thy.

Ab trasti hain teri deed Ko Eyes,

IK period tha hm roz mila Krty thy..!

Rung e mehfil mein

Kia mila zalium tujhy? Kyun dil k tukrey kar diye?
Rung-e-mehfil dekh kar mehfil k tukrey kar diye..!

Pyar Se Pyar Karo

Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo
Jab tak pyar aap se pyar na karey

Jab pyar aap se pyar kare
Tab pyar se itna pyar karo
k
Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare

Night Wish Sms

,,,” Night Wish “,,,
Jis Khuwab Mein Ho jaye Didar-e-Mustafa (P.B.U.H) Haasil,,,
Aye Rab Kabhi Humko Bhi Wo Neend Sula dy….!!!
(Ameen)

Mazahiya Maulana Fazl-ur-Rehman Interview

Jab Reshma ki Jawani Ai Tab Hm Bacchay Thy,
Ab Sheila ki Jawani Ai To Hmare Bacchay Hain.

Ye Larkiyan Sahi Waqt Pe Jawan Q Nhi Hotein.;-)

Maulana Fazl-ur-Rehman interview dety hoy roo pary…:D

One Million Copies Of A New Book Sold

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

An idea,that can change your WIFE
While real word was(LIFE).

Garmi me panka

Golden words
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Agr ap kisi ka ikhlaq dekhna cahty ho tu
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Garmi Main ! Pankha oski trf sy hata k apni trf krlo

gift grand mother

Girl to his brother: “What r u going to gift grand mother on her birthday?”

Boy: “A football”

Girl: “But grand mother don’t play football?”

Boy: she gave me books at my birthday 😉

Chamak Aksar

Dhoka Deti Hy Shareef Chehron Ki Chamak Aksar

Har Kaanch Ka Tukra Heera Nahi Hota

Koshish ke Bawajood

Koshish Ke Bawajood Jo Mukammal Na Ho Saken

Tera Naam Bhi Unhin Khuwahishon Mein Hai

Meri zindagi to firaaq hai

Meri zindgi to firaaq hy, wo azal sy dil mein makeen sahi

Wo nigah_e_shoq sy door hen,rag_e_jaan sy laakh qareeb sahi.

Sr_e_toor ho, sr_e_hashr ho, hmen intezar qabool hy.

Wo kbi milen, wo kahin milen, wo kbi sahi wo kahin sahi.

Mera unpe jo bas nahi, to na sahi, k ye ashqi hy hawas nahi.

Mein unhi ka tha, unhi ka hun, wo mery nahi to nahi sahi.

Jo ho fesla wo sunaiye, isay hashr py na uthaiye.

Jo krengy ap sitam wahan,wo abi sahi wo yahin sahi.

Usy dekhny ki jo lo lagi, to dekh hi lengy qateel hm.

Wo hazaar ankh sy door ho, wo hazaar parda nasheen sahi

I cheated

Gf – “I cheated.” Bf – “So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs.”

Girl cried & said “I was talking about exams.”

Boy:oOops 😉

All Schools Remain Close

All Schools,Colleges nd UNIV’S of pakistan will remain close till 11th November !!!

For details visit

www. inni vi lut nai pai hoi.com 😛

mujhay mana k daikh

Tu apnay fun se meri chahat ko azma k daikh,

Main toot-ta hoon tu phir se mujhe bana k daikh,

Teray badan main lahu ban k dorrta hoon main,

Tujhe anaa ki qasam hai mujhay bhula k daikh,

Main itnay dard main b keh kahay lagaata hoon,

TU ek dukh main mujhay sirf muskara k daikh,

Tujhe to main nay hmaysha manaya hai lakin,

Main aaj rooth
chala hoon mujhay mana k daikh

Sitaron ke beech me

Hanstay”

” rahen “aap hzaron”.” k beech”.” me,

Hansta “.” hai

“,”jaise”.”phool

“baharon”,” k beech”,” me,

“Rahen”,”roshan

“,”aap “dunya me”,”aise,

Jaise”,”asman

“,”pe”.”hai”.”

chand”,”

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* * * *

Sitaron”,” k

“,”beech”.” me. ”

Aameen.

Ye Duniya Tujhe

Ye dunya thumey kya dege mohsin.
Jis dunya ne hussain ko kafan tak nai dya.

It Shines As A Blazzing Sun

It shines as a blazzing sun,
it weighs of a ton,
it tingles my every nerve,
this is what they call love.

Zardari Ka Kutta Zardari Se Rooth Gaya

Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay

Yaar Awalaa hai

Darja Bandi Dekhi Jaye Tou Hamara Yaar Awalaa hai…!

Rooth Jaanay Main,

Dil Jalanay Main,

Bhool Jaanay Main….!

Pathar Ki Taqdeer

Youn To Pathar Ki Bhi Taqdeer Badal Jati Hai
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*Ae Dost*
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Shart Ye Hai Ke Usay Dil Se Tarasha Jaye…!

Teri Aarzoo

Hum teri aarzoo main jeetey hain
Ye nahi hai tu zindagi nahi…:-(

Is se ziyada talent

Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega
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faraz
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Pakistan me larke bike chalate howe b msg type kr late hain

(‘,’)/

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

Mola Jadon Tu Aqal Vandi

Savere jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf jy kapde pa k,Masjid ja

,ALLAH agge sajjday pay k,Akhan band kar k,

Sache Dil nal puch,

“MOLA jadon tu aqal vandi,

main kithe c?”

Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta

Piyaar RAB ne sab nu vakh vakh ditta ,

Kisey nu ‘lakh’ Ditta,

Sanu Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta,

Yani Saanu Lakh to Vi Sawa lakh Ditta.

sochon ko shafaf rakho -Hazart Ali (R.A)

“Apni sochon ko pani ke qatron se zayad shafaf rakho

Q Ke

jis tarha qatron se darya banta hai usi tarha sochon se

EMAAN banta hai…..”

HAZART ALI (R.A)

Try Again And Again

If you failed, try again…..but if you failed again,
try again! but if you failed again, again and again…
try again…again and again…:)

NICE As Me

Be regular as clock.

Be fresh as rose.

Be soft as flower.

Be strong as rock.

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Be NICE as Me.!!:-)

I know its difficult…!

But Try it Yar 😉

Saanson se jiya karta tha

Kesa waqt aa gya hai ussy Fursat nahi mujh se bat karny ki…

DANISH…

kabhi wohi shaks meri hi Saanson se jiya karta tha..

Salam subah

HUm tairy siwa

Kis Ko Chahain Gay Hum Tairy Siwa…!!

Kon Hai Tujh Sa Doosra?