kash wo suba

kash wo suba neend sey jagey to mujh sey larney aye

k tum kon hotey ho mere khawabon main aney waley

Proposal Rejected

A Boy Proposed a GIRL but she reJectd

He was not SAD

Frnds askd Y u r not SAD??

BOY: Y should I? I lost 1 who nevr LOVED me

But She lost 1 who really LOVED HER

Make The Season Sparkle

Make the Season Sparkle With Bright Christmas Blessings…

Wishing You & Your Family A Joyful Christmas

Har Raat Tujhy Bhool Jany Ka

Har Raat Tujhy Bhool Jany Ka Irada Kar K So Jata Hoon,
Dost
Magar Meri Subha Ka Aghaz Mumkin Hi Nahi Teri Yad K Baghair.
Good Morning…!

Girls fail to give the answer

99.9% girls fail to give the answer of this question

and now its your turn
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Whats your cell number? 😛

Make You Fortune

Formal education will make you a living;

self-education will make you a fortune.

– Jim Rohn

Qabil e nafarat sumja

Us shakhs ne Sada mujhe Qabil-E-nafrt samjha,

mene phr bi us se m0hbt ko Ebadat samjha,

me kisi or ko s0ch kr bi kya krti,

mene khud ko sada usi ki Amanat samjha,

mene Umar luta di usy Eitbar-E-Wafa dyne me,

huA AFSos mere bad wo shakhs meri m0habat ko samjha.

Crush likes you back

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back
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oh yeah, imagination

Position of Husband in House

Position of Husband is like Split AC,

No matter how loud hes outside,
BUT Inside the house,
He’s designed 2 remain Silent, cool & remote controlled.

I Dont Believe You

I dont believe you have to be better than everybody else.
I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be.

Is like a SMS

Love is like a Call,
If you don’t Recieve,
it will be Missed.

But FRIENDSHIP is like a SMS,
Until you open,
it Waits…

Funny Father Day Sms

:”:12:00 am Per “Father Day” Shoro Ho Jayga._._._…….

Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Karna Hai Ker le,,

Bad Me Na kehna K”ABU” Naraz Ho Gaye.

Yaar Mere Liye Kisi

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta

Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki

pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

Asool-e-Wafa

Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai

“GHALIB”

Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete.. (-.-) / <) (/ || ~~

Lo daso ay koi yaari ay:-):-D

Ramadan is coming in few Days

Holy Blessed Month of Ramadan is coming in few weeks.

Excitement is high.

Wait is at its peak.

May Allah bless us all in this year’s Ramadan.

Behold The Success In Beaming Sunlight

Behold The Success In Beaming Sunlight,
Inhale The Strength From Blooming Flowers,
Drink Up The Ambition
In A Cup Of Coffee And Wash Away
Your Weakness With The Drops Of Rain!
Wish You Good Luck And
All The Happiness For Your First Day At Work.

Ebadat aesi karo

Hazrat ALI R.A say’s,
Ebadat aesi karo jis sey tumhari ROH ko Maza aey
(Q k) jo Ebadat duniya mai MAZA na dey wo Akhrat mai kia JAZA dey gi.

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

K Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

Or

Is Dil Me SIRF

Aap Ki
BHABI g Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.

Person Who Love You

The person who loves you a lot

will always do two things extremely for you.

1. Silently Caring and

2. Openly Hurting.

to make you Perfect.

Daily sms

For Receiving Daily Sms please Enter Your E-Mail Address at the form Below:

Husbands are like Bluetooth

All Husbands are like Bluetooth.
Always connected when wife is around.
But The moment wife is Away
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices

Happy EID Mubarik

When a Greeting is Sent from a Distance

U can’t hear the Wishes,

U can’t See the smiles

But U can feel the care

That truely Comes from HEART !!!

“EID MUBARIK” to Yu & your Family

Remeber me n my Family in Prayerz

Delicate Flowers

Most frndships r like delicate flowers, eventualy they dry up n die..
However, I m a cactus,I’ll always b poking n pinching u so tht u dont dare 2 forget me.;)

A silent msg for all

Kamyabi ne nakami se pocha;Tumhe insan kese hasil karta hai?

Nakami ne kaha: Jab tumhare husool ki khatir wo apne RAB ko bhool jata hai” A silent msg for all”

Dekha Rote Howe Dekha

Jis ko bhi dekha rote howe dekha

“Faraz”

ye muhabbat kisi faqeer ki bad’dua lagti hai mujhe……..;(

never skip a prayer

Please never skip a prayer

there are millions in their graves wishing

to come back to life only to prostrate

to ALLAH one more time

eid-mubarak sms

May God’s benovelence & benediction bring u & ur family all his blessings * continuance of ALMIGHTY’S favour

“Eid Mubarak”

GEO MAA

Pura parhna
“MAA”
Maa kya hai?

Eik khobsorat rishte ka naam

Maa ke dam se he kainat main rang hai

Ye Maa he hai

Jo apne bachchon ko subha uthati hai

Aur

Kehti hai ke

Uth jao baghairto

11 Baj rahe hain

Kutto ki tarha parey sotey rahte hain

Tumare BAAP ne mulazam nahi rakha hai mujhe

Jo tum sub ko alag alag nashta bana kar dongi

Zindagi haram kar rakhi hai

Kam Deh na kaj Deh

Dushman anaj de

Moral

Aj Maa gusse main hai:-)

GEO MAA

Kon Se Jagah

Santa: Aesi Konsi Jageh Hai Jo Ik Aadmi Ne Banai

Hai Or Vo Hi Usme Nahi Ja Sakta

Banta: Nahi Pata

Santa: Sooch Le Ek Bar Fir Se

Banta: Mujhe Nahi Pata Yaar Tum Hi Bata Do

Santa: Ladies Toilet

Eid Mubarik to your family

Eid Mubarik to you and your family!
May the reign of mutton soon be over at your place so you could raid chiken once again!
Keep it together till then
Eid Mubarik
Regards

BED K Niche Se

Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui

2nd dost:Han Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi

1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?

2nd:Yehi K BED K Niche Se Nikal Ao Kuch Nai Kahun gi

Gratitude With Deep Emotions

A Profound Gratitude With Deep Emotions,

Full Ov Love & Wishes From the Core Of My Heart To You and Ur Family

Happy Eid Mubarak

Sent to Suffer

Man was sent on Earth to Suffer,

And

Woman was sent to Ensure that It
Happens…! 😉

Difficulties in your life

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy you,

but to help you realize your hidden potential

Allah Ki Bargah me

“Jab Allah Ki Bargah me Tumhari Dua’ain Qabool Na Ho Rahe Hon
tu Apni “Ghiza” aur
“Gufftagu” Ka Ehtesaab Kro”.

I deserve heaven

3 Studnets were explaining the Angels why they deserved to go in Heaven

Student from UET:
I deserve heaven
because I served people by teaching them

Doors to the heaven didn’t opened.

Student from K.E:
I deserve it because
I studied and worked very hard.

Doors didn’t opened.

Student from FAST:
I’m a student of Computer Science in FAST .I deserve it because..
Suddenly all the doors opened.

Angels said:
Oh Poor! Welcome! You’ve been in hell too long….!

Itne Sangdil Na Bano

Itnay Sangdil Na Bano, Kuch To Murawat Seekho

Tum Pe Martay Hain To Kiya Mar Hi Dalo Gay Hamain.

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

I thought It was MONEY

Aur be Ranjishain

Na theen Aur koi bhi Ranjishain

Sirf adatun main tazaad tha

K usay Pasand theen Shokhiyaan

Mujhe Saadgi main Kamaal tha

Good Night

Question pocha

Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k . . . . . . .
Q: Shadi k card pr J S M F likha hota ha is k kia mtlab ha . . . . . .
Student ny kuch dair bd socg kr bola
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Jutoo sy murumat farmai

jhuki jhuki

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

LAST NIGHT of DECEMBER

LAST GIFT OF THIS YEAR …

Nahi Hai Gardish-e-Doraan Pay Ikhtiyar Mager

Khuda Wo Din Na Laye K Pareshan Ho Tum,
(Aameen).

Happy LAST NIGHT of DECEMBER..,

request in ur loneliness

Why is it so hard to talk abt Allah,
Bt so easy to talk abt Boys/Grls?

y r v so bored wen v luk at a Religius magzine,
Bt find it easy to read bollywood magzine3..?

y r masjid gettin smallr,
Bt bars nd clubs r expnDng?

Y is it so esy to wrship a celebrty, Bt vry diffclt to engage wid Allah?

Fwd dis to al ur frnds. 80% of..
u won’t fwd dis.

The Lord said: If u deny me in front of ur friends,
I wil deny u when u will request in ur loneliness.

Alone I Can Say

Alone I can Say!
But Together We Can Talk!

Alone I can SMILE!
But Together We Can LAUGH

Alone I Can Enjoy!
But Together We Can Celebrate!

Thats The BEAUTY OF FRIENDSHIP!

WE ARE NOTHING WITHOUT EACH OTHER!

To my sweet & loving friends

Every Sunset Gives Us One Day

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck for your interview.

China Ka Maal Nikla

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00

Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

Happy Allama Iqbal day

Soney Do  Agr wo SO raha hy GHULAMI  ki NEEND ME..

Ho sakta hai wo khuwab Aazadi dekh raha ho

[ALLAMA IQBAL]

Happy Iqbal day November 9..

Insan ke Niyat

” Insan Ko Achi

Niyat Pe Wo Inaam miltey Hain, Jo Achey Amal Pe Bhi Nahi mlitey. Kiun K Niyat Men Dikhawa Nahi Hota. “

I M On A Light Diet

I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

chun sakta hoon

“Jab kabhi toot kar bikhro to batana mujh ko,
” Mohsin ”

“Mein tumhein rait k zarron se b chun sakta hoon”.

Duaawon ke Phol

***DUAAWON*

k phol ap k nam kerty hein

apki muskrahaton ko SALAM-kertey hein

Nematon se JANNAT- Ye DUA hm subha shaam kerty hain

Toot Jaye Na Bharam

Toot Jaye Na Bharam Hont Hilaoon Kaise
Haal Jaisa Bhi Hai Logon Ko Sunaoon Kaise
Wo Rulata Hai Rulaye Mujhe Jee Bhar Ke
Meri Ankhein Hai Woh, Main Us Ko Rulaoon Kaise…

GEO MAA

Pura parhna
“MAA”
Maa kya hai?

Eik khobsorat rishte ka naam

Maa ke dam se he kainat main rang hai

Ye Maa he hai

Jo apne bachchon ko subha uthati hai

Aur

Kehti hai ke

Uth jao baghairto

11 Baj rahe hain

Kutto ki tarha parey sotey rahte hain

Tumare BAAP ne mulazam nahi rakha hai mujhe

Jo tum sub ko alag alag nashta bana kar dongi

Zindagi haram kar rakhi hai

Kam Deh na kaj Deh

Dushman anaj de

Moral

Aj Maa gusse main hai:-)

GEO MAA

Sardar se Interview

Interview main Sardar se pocha gaya: ek African lady jo kano se kuch nahi sun sakti ho usay kia kahain ge?

Sardar: Black Behrry

The Flag Of My Country

Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

Allah k huzoor mein

Allah k huzoor mein ser ko jhuka k dekh
milta hy kya namaz mein sajday mein ja k dekh

US K SIWA

Mujhy Hukum Huwa Kuch Aur Mang Uss k Siwa.

Mein Dast-e-Dua Se Uth Gia k Dua Kuch b Nahi US K SIWA…

Samny Manzil Thi

Samny Manzil Thi or Peechay Us Ki Awaz…

Rukta to Safar jata, Chalta To Bichar jata.

Muslman aur Momin

Ashfaq Ahmad likhtay Hein:

Aik sawal ne mjhy bahut pareshan kr dia

aur uska jawab koi mufakkir b na de saka.

K Musalman

aur Momin me farq kya hai?

Chotey se Ga’un k aik Mochi ne joti muramat krtey hue mujh se kaha:

“Ashfaq!

jo Allah ko maney WO MUSLMAN

aur jo Allah ki manney WO MOMIN”

Come Will be Better

Indeed what is to come will be better

for you than what has gone by.

— Quran (93:4) Surah Ad-Dhuha

Tere Muskurhat

Teri Khushiyo pe muskrane ko chata hai
Ho tujh dard to anso bahne ko ji chata he,
Teri muskurhat hi itni pyari hai k
Tujh bar bar hansane ko ji chahta hai

Sardar washroom Me

Sardar:kal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C

Srdarni:hy o raba fir tusi ki kita?

Srdar:kuj nai me saap nu kya” tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya ae.

Having a Smile on Face

Having a Smile on ur Face is a Good Compliment to Life, But

Putting a Smile on others Face by ur Efforts is the Best Compliment to Life.

GOOD MORING ALL my Friend !!

Intzar ki Aarzu

Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
Jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai

Shadi Kero ge To

NAME:Shbana Maasi
PASSI0N:Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:16/03/74
WEIGHT:95 Kgs
HEIGHT: 4’5″
COLOR:Dark chocolate black
BIRTH PLACE:Bhains C0l0ny
DREAM:Shaadi karoongi to sirf sms pharny waly se

……Oye huy……….

Captain Hamara Pathan Hai

Pakistan se teri Dushmani ache nhe hay India

Q kay bebo teri naadan hay , munni teri badnaam hay

sheela teri jawan hy aur captain hamra Pathan hay :))

Itna share karo kay India phonch jaey

For Every Smile

If you never thanked Allah for every smile

Then,

U have no right to blame Him for every tear.

Some Golden Rule

1) Do not get Angry when you are informed (saamna hona) of the truth.

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2)He who wishes to be the most dear to virtuous (Muttaqi) both in public ( Zahir) 

and secret (batin).

HAZART ALI (a.s)

Santa In An Accident

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. 😀

Bacha Majj da c

Kot Islam District khanewal, mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy,

Pedaish k wkt os ka weight 15 kg tha jo barhta gya or

50 din bad 30 kg hogya.

Incredible but true…Bacha “Majj” da c . . ! ~ST~