3 bacho ko thapar mara

Ek khubsurat teacher ne 3 bacho ko thapar mara

Punjabi bacha: sorry mam

Pathan bacha: hamara kya galti hai mam

Karachi wala: Aaaaahhh! maza a gya.

Best Dua Poetry

Tu jahan rahe wahan
(“*”PYAR”*”)
Ho=
Tere har qadam pr
(“*”BAHAR”*”)
Ho=
Teri aankhon me kabhi
(“*”NAMI”*”)
Na ho=
Kisi shey ki tujh ko
(“*”KAMI”*”)
Na ho=
Tujhe jo lage wo
(“*”NAZAR”*”)
Na ho=
Kisi dukh ko teri
(“*”KHABAR”*”)
Na ho=
Teri rah main
(“*”QOS-E-QAZA”*”)
Rahe=
Razi tujh se
(“*”RAB”*”)
Ki raza rahe=
Khushi tere paon ki
(“*”DHOOL”*”)
Ho=
Dua ye meri
(“*”QABOOL”*”)
Ho=  (“=”AAMEEN”=”)

Jahan Bhi Msg Krunga

veer
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

wanted
ek baar jo mene sms KRNA shuru kr diya to uske baad to mai apne balance ki bhi nhi sochta..

dabbang
hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre.

ready
duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: i,me, and myself..

body guard
mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA…

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost K Lye

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost k Lye khuloos Se Dua Krta Hy
To Wo Dua Us k Dost k Haq Me Baad Me OR pehle Us k Apne Hq Me Qubol Hoti Hy!

Ap se Rishta

Aap se Talluq mere lye ek TOHFA hai Khuda ka

jo kbi na tooty wo Rishta hai WAFA ka

Hum aapko kbi bhula na saken ge

Ap se Rishta hai aisa jase DIL or DUA ka

5 rupay mein pooray 1200 sms

Larkay wale larki k ghar gaey, Or Pocha :

“Larki kuch karti bhi hai ?”

Larki ki maa : Han G ! Mashaa”ALLAH, : : 5 rupay mein pooray 1200 sms karti hai.:D

Best Dua for Dosti in urdu

Main nhi janti mere is dost ko kya kya mushkilat hn pr Tu sb janta hy!!

Main uski khamoshi or Tu uski aaho buka sunta hy..

main usko hansty dekhti hn or Tu usko roty..

main usko oper sy dekh skti hn jabky Tu uski rooh tk sy waqif hy.. .

Allah Pak main tujhsy dua krti hn k isko wo sb kuch ata kr jiski isko zroorat hy,

iski mushkilo ko door kr or isko any wali zindgi my khushiyan or

kamyabi ata kr or koi gham isky qreeb na aay ..!! (Ameen)

Magar meri subha ka Aghaz

Har raat Tujhay bhool janay ka irada kr k so jata hon

dost

Magar meri subha ka aghaz mumkin hi nahi Teri yad k baghair.

Good morirng

Logo ke baato ko

Aik Admi jhoot Bolne ki waja se kaafi mashhoor howa

Aik 80 sala Borhi Aurat ko pata chala to woh Dorti hui aayi aur Boli:

Beta tum Hi Duniya k sab se jhootay admi ho na?

ADMI Bola: Logon ki baton ko dafa karo.

main to aap ko dekh ker heran reh gaya k is umar mai Yeh HUSSAN O JAMAL

Yeh RANAI aur Yeh DILKASHI.. Borhi Aurat (sharmati hui):

Ay Allah, Log bhi kitne Zalim hain, Achay Bhalay SACHAY Insan ko JHOOTA kehte hain:-P:-D;-)

Height of cHiLL

Height of cHiLL:

Theif 1: lets count the money we have stolen today!

Theif 2: I’m so tired,

We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow 😉

After Suhagrat

Aftr Suhagrat

Major Rohail:
Tumhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
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Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi

Sardar Wife Missing

Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.
Postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,
tum police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon!

Submit By: Submit By: sam (03052125043)

Girls are very smart

really girls r very smart…. 😉

girl: apple ka rate kya hai…???

shopkeeper: 100rs ke 10…

kuch kam kro na plz…..
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shopkeeper: acha ap 80 ke 8 le lo….
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girl: thank U… yeh hui na baat… dedo…

Kon Chahay Ga

Kon Chahay Ga Tumhen Meri Tarah……???

Ab Kisi Se Na Muhabbat Karna…….!!

Jis Ghar me Mohabbat

Uski nazar ko fursat na mili hogi,

Warna mera marz itna bhi la-ilaj na tha,

Hum ne to wahan bhi mohabat hi ki,

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Js GHAR me mohabbat ka riwaj na tha.

Always Free

When u give importance 2 people they think that u r always free.

but they never understand that u make urself available 4 them everytime…

Difference B/W friend n best friend

The Difference B/W friend n best friend..

Friend says:

Yr plz Drive Safly n Slowly..

Best Friend Says:

Bhaga kanjer, agey cultus mein bachyian hain..

yeh dil kuch

Wo jazbo ki tijaarat thi,yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..
usay hansney ki aadat thi,yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..
mujhe usne kaha aao naiee dunya basatay hain,
usay sujhi shrarat thi , yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..
hamesha us ki ankhoo mein dhanak se rang hotay hain,
yeh us ki aam halat thee,yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha
woh meray pass baithay dair tak, ghazlain meri sunta.
usay khud say muhabbat thi, yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha……
yeh dil kuch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

From: NADEEM

Us taluk se

us taluk sy la taluki achi

js taluk may ehsas na ho

Apna Hal-a-Dil

Sub So Gay Khushi khushi Apna Hal-a-Dil Suna kr, “MIAN”

Mera koi Nhe Jo Mujhe Kahe Tm Kyun Jag Rhy ho..!

Kisi Talaab Mein Chand Ka Aks

Kisi talaab mein chand ka aks
aur kisi ke labon par hamare liye muskurahaton ka raqs
aik jesa hota hai dono haseen lagte hain aur dono se humain aman aur sakon mehsos hota hai.

tay conected to ur FRIENDS

Loveless life is a fruitless tree!

But,Frndless life is a rootless tree.

Tree can live without fruit but not without root

So stay conected to ur FRIENDS.

A friend Who Loves You

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

sharmate hue

Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya

Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?

Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview,

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Mis call do

Plz yar 1 miscall do. Yahan light nai hai mujhy mera mobile mil nai raha . . . . . Forward karo Dekho kitne bewakuf Mis call Dete hai

Mother light jala lo

Nokrani: Light chali gai hai
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Meera: tu Mother Light jala lo
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Nokrani: Mother Light??
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Meera: uff u paindos i mean Mom-Bati….! 😛 😛 Buhahhaha 😀

One Day Sky Was Crying

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful star.

It was a day when you were born.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Larkon Ko Lrkiyon Kay

Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Kya?
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Socho?
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Nahi pata?
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Un k pyary pyary bary bary
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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..

D0 IT BEFORE DEATH,

Great lines…
“If you born poor, its not your mistake but if u die poor, its ur mistake”.
“Born with personality is an accident but dying in a personality is an achievement”.
“Your birth may be normal but your death should be history”.
“Like all, Trust few”.
“Follow none but learn from every one”.
“Practice like a Devil & play like an Angel”.
“DO or DIE” is an 0ld
concept
“D0 IT BEFORE DEATH”is a new concept”.

Tested Dieting Plan

Fit & tested dieting plan with tremendous results…
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7:30am: 1 bread, half boiled egg
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10am: 1 cup green Tea
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12pm: half cup boiled chanay
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1pm: 1 banana
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5pm: 1 Cup Tea without sugar
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7pm: 1 cup skim milk
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9pm: green Tea
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11:45pm: naan, chicken karahi, fried rice, tikka, shahi tukray , pizza, chocolate cake, United King ki pastry, Dhaka Sweet k gulab jamn, walls icecream aur
Akhir main
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1 diet 7 UP ..:D

Absence Of Sorrow

Shakespear says:

“Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of sorrow! but it means that they have ability to deal with sorrow”…! Good morning..

Piyas Aisi K Pee Jaon

Piyas aisi k pee jaon samundar Lakin,
Naseeb aisa k mayasar zehar bhi nahi,
Be los wafaein koi ham sy sekhay.
jisy toot k chaha usy khaber bhi nahi.

Shiddat e gham

Zinda Hon Mgr Zndagi Sy Dor Hon Me,
Aj Q Is Qadr Mjbur Hon Me,

Bina Jurm K Hi Saza Milti Hy Mujhy,
Kis Sy Kahon K Akhir Be Kasor Hon Me,

Meri Khamoshyon Ka Sabab Hen Ye Ghm Mery,
Phr Q Dunya Samjhti Hy K Maghrur Hon Me,

Aj Phr Shiddat-e-Ghm Ny Rula Dya Mjko
Aj Lgta Hy K Zkhmon Se Choor Hon Me

golden words 4 all frnds

Yeh 7 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahammul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Pochey
Rs 50 Ka Balnce
03218800317 numbr per load Karwa dena.

Taiz Barish Mein

Tezz Barish Me Khara rha

main bus Ek Jumla Sunne Ko

K wo keh dain idhar Aaao Pagal Bheeg

Larkion k Hath

larkion k hath main mahendi achi lagti ha

our

larkon k hath main mahendi waley hath………………

dedicated to all romantic personalities

Pathan Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Woh kehti rahi

woh kehti rahi ke maan jaoo Ajaz….
woh kehti rahi ke maan jaoo Ajaz….

mein kaisey maan jata…
mein tu hon FARAZ!

Manaa lo Aaj Eid Ka Din Hai

Zara dum ko bhulaa do qissa dard e judai tum,
Bina dil ke, lekin manaa lo aaj eid ka din hai..

Touch Urs Head

Touch ur heart ,

U will feel the Rhythm of ur Heartbeat

Touch ur head, U will feel the Rhythm of empty POT..

TIN.. TIN .. TIN

How To Judge Your Relations

If U want To judge Ur relations, make a few mistakes.
As, it is D only point where
relationships shows their originality..
Good Morning.

Zamaane Mein Wafa

Main dhoondne ko zamaane mein, Jab wafa nikla

Pata chala ke galat leke, Main pata nikla

Love in Same Direction

Love does not require two

people look at each other,

but

that they look together in the same direction

Meri Aankhon mein tum

Ab to shayed hi mujh say muhabbat kry koi
Meri aankhon main tum saf nazar aaty ho

Happy April Fool Day

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

Happy April Fool Day…

funny pappu dadi

Pappu-Dadi, kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai,Bahan.
Dadi-Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu-Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi-Nhi Beta Jb 2mhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu-Fir Ap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi-Chup kr Kuuttte
Chl So Jaa…

Aap Ki Yaad

“Maana k hm izhaar nhi krtey”

“Matlab ye nhi k Aap ka khyaal nhi krtey”

“Udaasi main “BEET” jaata hy wo din”

“Jis din hm Aapko “YAAD” nhi krtey..”

Galib Shayari yaar manane mein

Kiya rakha hai is duniya mein.

(GALIB) kuch guzri yr bnany mein to kuch guzri yaar manane mein…..

Sookha Huwa Darkhat

Hum to Aaj Bhi Aap Ko Usi Tarah CHAHATEIN Hain,,

***ANMOL***

Jaise Sookha Huwa Darkhat Barish Ka Talabgar Hota He..

_.-“” ANMOL RAHI.1 “”-._

faraz funny sms

Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon

“faraz”

jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.

Height of Diplomacy

Height of Diplomacy…

Forgetting wife’s birthday
& later telling her :

“How can I remember your birthday Honey..
when you never look a year older…” 😉

Wo Sirf Mera Hon

Kash!!
Koi to ho aisa jo sirf mera ho
Sirf mera ho…..
Mera dil uska basera ho
Chahe to chahat meri…..
Mange to mohabat meri….
Wo chand ki chandni ho to chand sirf mera ho……
Wo din ki roshni ho to suraj sirf mera ho……
Wo phoolon ki khushbo ho to ehsas sirf mera ho……
Wo raat ka ujalaa ho to chiragh sirf mera ho……
Wo ishq or mohabat ho to dil sirf mera ho……
Wo pani ka cheenta ho to daryaa sirf mera ho…..
Wo kismat ki lakeer ho to haath sirf mera ho…..

WorldCup 2011 Sms

1947: 4+7=11 Azadi.

1965: 6+5=11 Pakistan Won 1st War Against India.

1992: 9+2=11 Pakistan Won Cricket World Cup.

2009: 2+9=11 Pakistan Won T20 World Cup.

2011 INSHA ALLAH This 11 Will Also Become Lucky For Pakistan And We Will Win Cricket World Cup 2011 INSHA ALLAH.

Pray For Pakistan.

khwab mein aata hoon

Bivi: Kya main kabhi tumharay khwab mein aatee hun … ?

Shohar: Kabhi nehin ! Main Ayatul Kursi parrh ke sota hun … !

If I Were A Tear

If i were a tear in ur eye
i would roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye
i wood never cry
as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

Smile And Tears

“Smile and tears are
the powerful couple of the world.
Usually they are not seen together
but when they are together it is the best moment of the life.”

Negative thoughts are like birds

Negative thoughts are like birds
We can’t stop them from flying near us
But we can certainly stop them from making a nest in our mind…
Good morning.

Ajeeb Log

kaisay ajeeb log hain teray Shehar mein FARAZ..
Shoq-e-mulaqat to rakhtay hain, magar baat nai kertey

From: Ali (03316167955)

Happy Day Sms

Happy world nicest prson day

Ap ye msg us insan ko karain jo ap ki nazar men sb sy ziada nice ho Main ne ap ko kar dya…..

Galti sy Sorry…:-)

Tark e ulfat

Tark-e-ulfat bhi mosibat hai ab iss ka kiya ilaaj,

wo judaa ho kar bhi to dil se judaa hota nahi.!!

Husband and Wife were fighting

Husband and Wife were fighting,

Husband: Begum ye masla humein Larai se nhi Aqal se hal krna chahiye..! . . . . .

Biwi: Haan..! Ta k Tum Jeet jao na;->!!!

Dharkan Ruk Gai

Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar. Faraz,

Jab lite gai tou kam wali ney kaha
“what da hell is this” !!!!

Bad thing Behind my Back

My Attitude: If you want to say bad things about me behind my back,

come front of me… Ill tell you more..;-)B-)

I am your girlfriend

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

chahat ka aisa maza

Hmary baad na aye ga tmy chahat ka maza

Tm logo se kehti phiro gy k mjy chaho us ki tarha

Are you Engaged

Pakistan Main Jis Larki se PucHo r u single.
AnswerR aaTa hei Not i am Engagd :@
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Aur hAr Dusra Larka Single

Pata ni Ye Larkiyan ja kidr rahi hain 😉

First flying kiss

Flying kiss is the first

wireless technology human has ever invented 😀