Reputation is Important

Your reputation is more important

than your paycheck,

and your integrity is worth more

than your career.

Mah E RAMZAAN Mubaarak

.’ * ‘-. _ _ .-‘

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pe,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehte Hain,

Sub Se Pehle Hum Aap Ko,

Mah E RAMZAAN

“MUBAARAK” kehte hain.

Jin Lmhon men

“YE GHAZL MERE DOSTON K NAAM”

Kuch yaden hen un Lmhon ki

Jin Lmhon men hm sath rhy

Khushiyon se bhare jzbat rhy

Ek omr guzari ha hm ne

Jahan ruthe huwe b hste the

Kuch kehte the kuch sunte the

Hm roz subha jb milte the

To sb k chehre khilte the

Pur =lutf wo mnzr hota tha

Sb mil kr baten krte the

Hm soch k kitna hste the

Wo gonj hmare hsne ki

Ab ek purani yad bani

Ye baten hen un Lmhon ki

Jin Lmhon men hm Sath rahy

MISS U MY FRIEND.

I Love You Sister

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister…

Live a Life of

Live a life of

Love, Honesty,

Appreciation,

Kindness and Strength.

Sprinkled with a little silliness.

Day With Positive Thought

Always end the day with a positive thought.

No matter how hard things were,

tomorrows a fresh opportunity to make it better.

12 wishes for You

My 12 wishes for You
1. Happiness deep inside

2. Serenity at every sunrise

3. Success in every part of life

4. Family beside u

5. Caring friends around u

6. A Love that never ends

7. Good health to stay

8. Beautiful memories of yesterday

9. Nice days without sorrows

10. A pathway leading to better 2morrow

11. Dreams that never fade

12. May ALLAH bless u & protect u in every step of life..

Es Mohawary Ko Jumlay Mai

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Mun mai pani ana
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Happy Iqbal Day

Husn-e-kirdar se Noor-e-Mujasim Hoja

Iqbal

Kay Ablis Be Tjy Dekhy Tu Musalman Ho Jae

A Very Happy Iqbal Day

Drive Slowly

There is always a sign board “DRIVE SLOWLY” near a schøøl.

But

Never

near the girls colege.. Why?

Ans: Bcoz here vehicles automatically get slow 😀

If you fall

If you fall, I WILL pick you up…

as soon as I m done laughing 😉

Lahori Bachi

Girl: Xcuse me brother thats my seat.
Boy: OK but i m not ur brother. My father never touched ur mom

Girl: True, but my father did.

Moral:
Lahori Bachi….

Great Ramadan Wishes in 2012

O Allah, forgive me all my sins
Great and small,
The first and the last
those that are apparent
and
those that are hidden.
Ameen

Hamara Kiya Waasta Cricket Sy

Hamara kiya waasta cricket sy
Hamara to qaumi Khail Hockey hay ..

Tum se mil jaye

Hamein Koi Tum Sa Mil Jaye Na Mumkin Sahi Lakin

Tumhe Bhi Koi Humsa Mil Jaye Bara Mushkil Sa Lagta Hy…!!

Philosophy of BOYS

Philosophy of BOYS

Flirt with fool girls
Friendship with beautiful girls
Contact with rich girls
Love with sincere girls &
Marriage with Jeeven AMMI di Marzi.

Beautiful Dua

“Beautiful dua” Ae Allah..!

Mujhy to sirf teri Khushi Chahiye,

Dard Kaisa B Ho

Bandagi Chahiye,

Duniya Ki

Koi Khwahish

Nahi,

Aakhrat Ki Bs

Zindagi Chahiye,

Sirf Tere He Aage

Haath Phelaon

Aesi Mujhe Bebasi

Chahiye,

Tu Ho Jaye Raazi

Sanwar Jaun

Main,

Mere Malik Teri raza ki

Aagahi Chahiye,

Main Jhukun

aur Bus

Jhuka He Rahun,

IBbadat Me Bus

aisi Aajizi Chahiye,

Main Bhatak Jaun

agr Tu Sahara

Mujhy na de

Aesi Mujhe Teri

Rehbari Chahiye

AMEEN.

After Marriage

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Khushi Har Baat Ke

Meri Har Khushi Har Baat Teri Hain,

Sanson Me Chhupi Ye Hayaat Teri Hain

Do Pal Bhi Nahi Reh Sakti Tere Bin

Dhadkano ki Dhadakti Har Aawaz Teri Hain.

SUBHANALLAH

BÉST MSG ØF THÉ WORLD

AP s.a.w K pyare betay HAZRAT IBRAHEEM A.S ki wafat per AP S.A.W bht ghamgeen thay,

BIBI AYESHA R.T.A ne AAP S.A.W se arz kiya k ALLAH ne her nabi ko ye darja ata kia he k wo apni zindgi me koi 1 dua mang sakte hain jo foran qubol ki jae gi,
to AAP apne betay ki dobara zindgi ki dua q nahi mang lete,ALLAH qubol krne wala hai.

AAP S.A.W ne farmaya k wo dua me ne akhrat me apni ummat k lye sanbhal rakhi hai.
SUBHANALLAH.

Nice poetry Sms

khudara uska mujh pe itna asar ker de.
bana ker usay chawon mujhye shajar ker de…

From: zahid hussain (00923125071116)

EiK Aasa Rishta

Main faqat Khaak hoon Magar’ “NAAME-E-MOHAMMAD” se hai Nisbat Meri
Yehi Aik Rishta Hai Jo Meri Aukaat badal deta hai.

Dil k Raz Parh Lena

Bohat Mushkil Hai Hr Chehry se Dil k Raz Parh Lena,*,
=Jin k Dil Tootay Hotay Hein,wo Pehchanay Nahi Jaty.

Zuban me Kis Tarah

Teacher student se: Table pe ink kis ne grai hai.. ??

Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho ge.. ??

Student: Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai hai.. 😉

Kabhi Jo Yaad Aaon

Itna Bura to na Tha jo yun Bhula dya mujh ko

kabhi jo yaad aaon to apnay faislay par ghor zaror karna !!

dat pers0n happy

A sh0rt but fantastic request :

‘try to keep dat pers0n happy wh0m u see everyday in the mirr0r!’

Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain

Sumandar Mein Utarta Hoon Tou Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain
Teri Aankhon Ko Parhta Hoon Tou Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain

Intehai mushkil kam

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.

2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.

Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen. Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen. Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay…. BIWI kehtay hen. 😉

1 Namaz Qaza karne Per

1 namaz qaza karne se 2 karor 88 lak sal jahanam me jalne ki saza he aur 1 din 50000 sal ka hoga
Aap fazool sms to rozana send karte ho aaj
Yeh sms dsrn ko send karo is liye ke is se 1 bhi banda namazi ho gaya to is ka sawab aap ko us ke marne tak milta rahe ga.
JAZAK-ALLAh

Judge a Women

When you judge a women

by her appearance,

It does not define her,

It defines you.

BeQadar ho gaye

BeQadar ho gaye hain kuch DOST humare

Jo Humari Zarurat tak mehsoos Ñahi karte,

Kabhi Bohat Batein kiya karte thay humSe

Ab khairiyat tak maloom nahi karte.

Raat Gaye Tak

Ye Nend Ki Devi Bhi Ajab Dushman e Jaan He ..!!

Ankhon Se Sada Door Rahe … Raat Gaye Tak .!!

Paspa Huwe , Tanhaai Ki Yalghar Se Jab Bhi …!!

Ham Shehar Me Awara Phire, Raat Gaye Tak ..!!

For All My Friends

I miss my frnz?
Bcz…
They open their ansr sheet during papr & say”Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga”..
Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty”kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy”..
Canteen me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty”Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana”..
Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or gaty”Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha”..
Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal”Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na”..
Miss u my frndz . . . . . .

Ghar Se Nikal Jayen

* ( wazifa ) *

Agr Ap Chahty Hn K Ap ka Ghr Pak ho jae
Ghr Me Farishty Aen,
Ghr Me Brkat Ho,
Ghr Se Preshani Khtm hojae,

To,,, Plz Ap Ghar Se Nikal Jayen :-

Guftgoo aisi cheez

Guftgoo aisi cheez he jis ki waja se Insaan:

Ya to dil mein utar jata hay

Ya phir dil se utar jata hay.

Hum se khafa hai

Sirf Tu Hi Nahi, Sari Duniya Ki Nazar Humse Khafa Hai..!!

Jab Naseeb Main Payar Hi Nahi, To Kaise Kahu Koi Bewafa Hai…!!

Sachi Dosti

Jisney Chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
jisney pholon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
jo ye kehte hain k mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti.
Usney shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.

Share Life with Friends

A statement written outside the Open Heart Surgry unit:
“Agar dil khol lety apna yaro k sath,
To Aaj kholna na parta Auzaro k sath.”
Share Life wid Friends.

Khuda Ki Khas Rehmat

Khuda ki khas rehmat hai

buzurgon ki basharat hai

kai naslon ki qurbani

kai naslon ki mehnat hai

jab hi tareekh ne rakha hai

Is ka naam pakistan

pakistan pakistan pakistan pakistan

Mera peghaam pakistan

Happy independence day

Awww Kerne wali ke

Allah ka diya sab kuch hai,

Magar bas ek awww kerne wali ki kami hai.

Dil May Bassaya

Dil may busssay ho tum Sirf chaha hay tumhay

Is dil kay darkanooo may sirf paya hay tumhay

Khane k Baad

“CANCER”

ek Khatarnak Beemari hai

Boht se log is ko khud hi daawat dety hain,

Boht mamooli ahtiyat kar k is beemari sy bacha ja sakta hai.

Aksar log khana khane k baad pani pee leyty hain,

Khana khany k baad pani khoon main mojood cancer ka sabab ban’ne walay cells ko oxygen fraham krta hai.

NABI PAK(S.A.W.W) ki hadees mubarak hai k

“KHA’NE K BAD PANI PEENA WABA HAi”

So plz ye baat apne sb doston ko bhi bataen!sadqa-e-jaria.

Qadar Zindagi Mein

Qadar karni hai to Zindagi mai karo,

DOSTO

Kafan uthanay k waqt to nafrat karny waly Bhe Roo party Hain

Talkhiyaan zamanay ki

Mera naseeb huieN talkhiyaaN zamanay Ki

Kissi naiN khoob saza di hai muskuranay Ki

9 March ka 1 sacha waqia

9 March ka 1 sacha waqia

jise soch ker

Insan ki rroh tak kanp jati hai

magar Zalimo k hat tak na kanpy

Lahore me 4 sal ki 1 Masoom Bachi

Jo abi theek traha Bol B nai sakti thi

or jo Din Us k khelny kudne k the us k Apne Baap

NE us Masoom ki ek na suni aur us roti hui bachi ko pakar k ZBRDSTI

SCHOOL bejh diya

Saadgi May B

“Husun waLo ko kia Zarorat hy Sanwarny ki dosto.

Hum to saadgi may b Qayamat ki Ada rakhty Hain.”

Dedicated 2 Me

” /(‘,’)/” )( /” /

TALIYAAN

Thank you

3 Females and 2 Males

Girl : What are you doing ?

Boy : killing mosquitoes

Girl : how many did you killed?

Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!

Girl : how did you know that?

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.

Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..!

In An African Safari

In an African Safari, A Lion suddenly bounced on Santa wife.
Jeeto: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Santa: Yes Yes. Im changing the battery of my camera.

Musibat ya Aazmaish

Hazrat Ali (R.A) se kisi ne sawal kia k

“kis tarah pata lagaya jaye k insaan per aanay wali musibat saza hai ya aazmaish?

Hazrat Ali (R.A) ne farmaya k

“jo musibat insaan ko Allah se door karey wo saza hai

Aur

jo musibat insaan ko Allah k qareeb karay wo Aazmaish hai.”

Barat le ker Ani Hai

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Happy Rose Day

Happy Rose day to Couples

and

Happy Roz jaisa day to Singles 😉

Funny Urdu poetry sms

Pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kiya jane,

Dil ka dard,dil torne wala kiya jane,

Hoti hai kitni mehnat Ek larki phasane me,

Yeh ghar pe betha ABBA kiya jane.

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

Moyassar tha

:Buhut kuch:
Tujh sy barh kar bhi, “Moyassar tha” “Moyassar hai”
Na janey phir bhi kiyon “Teri”

“Zarurat”kam nahi hoti….. !

Shadi K Chances

Only For Unmarried.

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.

Koi Ek Select Karen.
A,
B,
S,
N,
E,
F,
T,
Y,
R,
K.

Reply Must

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Answer Is

A…00%
B…50%
S…100%
N…90%
E…10%
F…75%
T…05%
Y..60%
R…98%
K…20%.

Aayat-e- Qurani

Lab Pe Hadeeson Ki Rawani Le Chal,

Seenay Me

Aayat-e- Qurani Le Chal,

Agar Milna Ho Baag-e-Jannat Me

To Peshani Pe

Sajday Ki Nishani Le Chal.

Funny Sardar Mother Sms

Sardar ki bevi:

Rat kafi ho gae he par sardar g nae ay,

zrur koe larki ka chkr hai sardar ki

mother: Hmesha bura hi sochna,

kya pta ksi truck k niche a gaya ho

Kanjoos Customer TUM HI TO HO

Dear Kanjoos Customer,

U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Package Successfully.
U can Enjoy saving of Msgs. Your Subscrption Kanjoosi is Valid Untill.

ALLAH give U Taufeeq to send Me sms. Thanks for using Kanjoosi package. “Kanjoos” TUM HI TO HO,.?:-

Lot of Things Go Unquestioned

Lot of Things Go Unquestioned
&
A Lot of Questions Go Unanswered.
Few Words Go Unsaid
&
Few Go Unheard.
Some Dreamz are Born dead
&
Some are Burried alive.
Thats Life.
Some flowers grow best in the sun,others do well in the shade! GOD always knows what is best for us. So He puts us where we grow the best.

Mohabbat Zaat Ke Ander

Mohabbat Zaat Ke Ander Koi Guum Zaat Hoti Hai………..
Mohabbat Ke Taqub Mein Hamesha Ghaat Hoti Hai…….

Mohabbat Mein Khushi Se Mout Ko Ham Orh Laitay Hain
Zara Socho Ke Is Mein Aisi Koi Baat Hoti Hai…………………..

Mohabbat Shehaid Mei Lipta Howa Ik Zeher Hai Laikin
Mohabbt Jeet Hoti Hai, Mohabbat Maat Hoti Hai………….

Mohabbat Khud Zamana Ho Ke Bhee Hai MosmoN Jaisi
Kubhi Ye Subaah Hoti Hai, Kubhi Ye Raat Hoti Hai………….

Mohabbat Aisi Khushbu Hai Kubhi Yukjaa Nahee Rehti
Ksi Se Door Hoti Hai,Ksi Ke Paas Hoti Hai……………………….

Mohabbat Jis Ko Haasil Ho Muqaddar Ka Sikander Wo
Mohabbat Rab Ki Jaanib Se HaseeN Sogaat Hoti Hai……!

Zindagi Bhar Rishta

Agar Ghalati Na Hone Par Bhe Aap Say Koi Muafi Maang Lay,

To Samajh Lena Wo Aap Se Zindagi Bhar Rishta Rakhna Chahta Hai

Sheikh martey WAQT

Sheikh martey WAQT:

Begum Tum Kahan Ho?

BEGUM: aap k Pass

sheikh:Aur mere BACHEY?

Wo Bhi Ap K Pas hyn

To Phr Sath Wale kamrey ka Pankha Q chal rha hai..

Bewafa ke Yaad Me

us bewafa ke yaad me jaam hanto me uthaliiya

phir lagaya bread pe or phata fat kha liya
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.
moral sary aashiq saharbi nhi hoty

Bad things in life

Sometimes bad things in life

open up your eyes to the good things

you were not paying attention to before

12 Rozay Bachay Hain

Mery 12 Bachay Hai or Tmhare Kitny Bachay Hai? , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Ary Yaar 12 Rozay Bachay Hain! Kbi to acha s0ch liya kro.

Unke Didar ke Aas

Wo Is Dil Ka Ehsaas Samajh Pate….!

Mere Sine Me Atki Har Saans Samjh Pate….!!

Unki Ankho Ne To Dekhi Hai Mehfile Hazar….!

Meri Ankho Me Unka Didar Ke Aas Samjh Pate…!!

Funny Riddle Sms

Jis Ghar mein KUTTA hota hai wahan FARISHTAY nai aate.

Ye MULK hamra ghar hai…

baqi ap samajhdar hain..

Sakhti bhot hai warna tafseel se batay  😉

Santa Daurte Daurte Ruk Gya

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
.
why?
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.
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.
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.
.
thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki

Bike Hone Chaye

Girlz and Boyz Ka Muqabla Chal Rha Tha

To 1 Girl Ne Boyz Ko Point Mara:

Boyz K Pas BIKE Honi Chahye Warna
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Aqal Se To Wese Hi Paidal Hote Hein
.
.

Jis Pr 1 Boy Ne Girls Ko Point Mara :

Girlz Ki Kho0bsorati To Sadgi Me Hoti Hai

Warna
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.
Make-Up To KHUSRY B Karte Hein.

time to smile

Don’t take life too serious,,
Always find time to smile..
Remember that smile not adds years to ur life,,
But certainly adds more “LIFE” to ur years..

Gham khareed ker

Dil K Gham Khareed Leta Hun,

Bus Yehi RoOzgaar Hai Apna

Meaningful Line

A very Meaningful Line for a true Relation.

“Hurt Me with Truth,
but ..
Never Satisfy Me with a Lie”

Jaan Se Jayenge

Sirf Hum Jaan Se Hi Jaayenge..!!

Tere Roothne Se Or Kya Hoga..!!

14th August Azadi poetry

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Khuda kray k meri arz?e?pak pe utray, wo fasl?e?gul,

jisay andaisha?e?zawal na ho…Ameen!

14th August Happy Independence(Azadi) day..

Funny Pathan Jugnoo Se

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha,

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.

Pathan: . . . . . . . Ya khudaya. .

Ye machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hay

mujhe APNA kar de

Meri qismat mein bhi aisa koi sajda kar de..!

Jo mere saare gunahon ka madava kar de..!

Saari dunya se chura kar, mujhe APNA kar de..!

Meri mitti ko Khudaya sona kar de..!

Main Tera chahne wala hun mgar hai hasrat…

Jin ko TU chahta hai mujh ko bhi Waisa kar de..!

Ek nazar Apny gunah’gaar pe kar k Mola…

Apni Rehmat ka haqdaar hamesha kar de..!

Yakeen Ki Bisaaat Py

Yakeen ki bisaaat py aj phr. .

Me bht aetimaad sy haari. . .

Fazul kharch biwi shohar

“Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi

Shohar: Romal ke liye intna saara kapra?

Biwi: Agar romal se bach gaya tau mein suit bana loon gi!”

Girl Loves

Girl Loves without any special reason
Cares without any condition
Laughs at her own stupidity
Helps the maximum she can. Cries at someone else’s pain
Dedicated to an emotional, cute, pretty, sweet & sincere lady
Thats me!
Thats u!
Thats a “GIRL”
Proud to be a girl
stay blesSEd !! Shab Bakhair:-)

Faraz Aftari Sms

Apny doston ko main kyse smjhaon ‘Faraz’

K muhabt msg krny se nahi
Aftari krwany se bharhti hy (‘.’) Kuch
Socho
_/”_ Zalimo..

Kiss Qadar Masoom

Kiss Qadar Masoom Sa Lehja Tha Un Ka FARAZ

Dheere Sey Jaan Keh Kar Humein Bejaan Kar Gaya

Khafa mat samjhna

Jo Dur Ho UsE Kabhi Juda Na Samajhna
Jo Dil M Ho Use Kabhi Bewafa Na Samajhna
Waqt Or Halaat Majbur Kr Deta H Kabhi kabhi
Jo Intezar May Chup Ho Use Kabhi Khafa Na Samajhna.

Guys Are Not Blind

Girls Improve Their Looks,
Not Their Minds..!!

Because They Know

Some Guys May Be Stupid

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.

But Not Blind

Tumhaaray Aanay Se

Kabhi Yaaden. Kabhi Baaten. Kabhi Beeti MulaQaaten

Bohat Kuch Yaad Aata Hai. Yaad tumhaaray Aanay Se