Wife: Meri shadi to apni study ki waja se late hui,
Aap ki shadi kiun late hui?
Husband: Mein SADQA bohat kasrat se diya karta tha
Wife: Shadi se SADQAY Ka kiya taalluq?
Husband: Sadqa bahot si balaaon ko talta ha….
Bas aik saal nahi day sakaa to shadi ho gae…:-):-P
Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai
wah wah wah
Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai
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Lo Dadso yaro, Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai 😉 😛 😀
Oh my dear
Forget your fear
Let all ur dreams b clear
Never put tear
Please hear
I want to tell u one thing in your ear
Vishing You A Very Happy
NEW YEAR
Submit By: Fizaia Deg Colg Pesh (03459138539)
Bare anjan mosam main
Boht be-rang lamhon main
Bina ahat bina dstak
Boht masoom sa “SAPNA”
Utar aya he ankhon men
Bina sochey bina smjhe
Kaha hai “DIL” ne chupkey se
Haan is nannhey sy sapne ko
Aankhon men jaga day do
Bina rokey bina tokey
Hmaisha ki trha ab b
Bina uljhey bina boley
Jhuka deya ha sar ham ne
Magr tabeer kia hogi?
Ye ham janain na dil janey
Bas maloom hai itna
K DIL K FAISLE AKSAR
HAMAIN KAM RAAS AYE HAIN..
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
EK STUDENT KI KAHANI
Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rahi,
Aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rahi,
Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya,
Aur kal raat fir ek honhar student bina padhe so gaya..:p :/ :O 😀
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
Barish ki tez bondon ny jb dastak di darwazy pr,
Mehsoos hua tum aay ho andaz tumhary jesa tha.
Hawa k halky jhonky ki jb aahat hui khirki pr,
Mehsoha.
Phir ruk gai wo barish bi,
Rahi na baqi aahat bi,
Main samjha mujhy tum chor gy andaz tumhary jesa tha.
Ek pathan ne pehli br roza rkha dophar me he nidhal hogya or
F.M radio call ki Host: ji kia sunna psand krenge?
Pathan: hum ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do..
Of all the friends I have ever met.
Your the one I would not ever forget.
And if I die before you do
I will go to heaven and wait for you.
“Jo gehri neend sotty hain mohbat kar nahi sakty
“Rajoo”
Sakoon itna kahan hasil mohabat karny walon ko.”
%SILENT% ¤LOVE¤
Mein to yo he masti me gata ja raha tha
Faraz
Us ne muj roka aur pyar se kaha
Chal beta mobile nikal de 😉 😛
Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain
Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain
Kya?
Socho
Nahi pata?
Un k piyaray piyaray
Barey barey
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‘BOOBS’ or “HIPS”
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Tu baal samajh raha tha na ?
Edda tu Haji da puttar.
Wo aaj krta hai nazar-andaz to bura na maan Ae Dil
Toot kr chahne walon ko rulana riwaaj hai is dunya ka
Hum un kay pyar ban gay baraf ka gola
Wo bewafa boli thanda matlab coca cola
FROM: Syed Shah
Dil se dil kabhi juda nahi hote,
yuhi dil kisipe fida nahi hote,
payar se bada hota hai dosti ka rista
kyun ki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote..
In USA and UK when couples go to bed they say good night love
In Pakistan, Taale check kar liye ke nahin?? 😛
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge.,.,
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge..,,
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana.,,
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge
Zardari
ka
Latest
Song
Bachna-A Gharibo
Lo Me Aa Gaya
Noto Ka Aashiq
Mulk Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
BIBI Se juda
HE HOO….:-
Thukra kar us nay kaha muskarao
hum ny muskra dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
mi nay wo khoya jo mera tha hi nahi.
us nay wo khoya jo sirf usi ka tha.
PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.
Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho.
Preshania Wqti Hoti hn.
Kamyabi UsKa Wada Ha Na Hosla Haro Na Gham Karo
Tum Hi Kamyab RahoGy Agr Tum Momin Ho (Al-Imran 139)..
Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??
Hum Ne Khud me Tumko Piroya He 1 Tasbi Ki Tarhan
(* Dost *)
Yaad Rakhna Agr Hum Toote To Bikhar Tum b Jao Gay,
Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting 😀
Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book Zaviya.
Achi baat to sab ko achi lagti hy jab tumhe kisi ki buri bat b buri na lage to samj lena tumhe us se MOHABBAT hy.
Tajurba insaan ko galat fesly se bachata hy.
Magar
Tajurba galat fesly se hi hasil hota hy.
Izzat dil me honi chahiye lafzon me nahi.
Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahi.
Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hy.
Balke khush naseeb wo hy jo apne naseeb par khush hy..
Teacher: sabse ziada CALCIUM kis DOODH main hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki main.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hison
me b jan a jati hy jin me HADDI nai hoti
DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA
…MAGAR…
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya.
Wife:hmara bAcha chalny lg gia
Pthan:kb sy?
Wife:8 din sy
Pthan:o khana khraba pehly btati ab to bohat dor nikal gia hoga . . . . .
GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
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Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!
BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
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LU ka Zeera plus.
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Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.
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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!
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Jis ghr main bi larkian hain wo Surah-e- Maryum ki tilawat Jumme k din zohur ki namaz k baad karen. Is se un ka naseeb acha hota hai.send it to all girls…….
Isko frwd kren kyn k agr kisi ka bhala hua to swab k haqdar ap b hnge INSHALLAH.
Door rhny walon ki har bat rula deti hai
Hum ko to her jane wali rat rula dati hai
Waisy to hum dil k boht pakke hen
Bas kabi kbi kisi ki YAD rula deti hai.
huii hai shaam to aankhon main bas gayaa
phir tuu kahaan gayaa hai mere shahar ke musaafir
tuu bahut udaas hai ik shaKhs tere jaane se
jo ho sake to chalaa aa usii kii Khaatir tuu
merii misaal ki ik naKhl-e-Khushk-e-saharaa hon
teraa Khayaal ki shaaKh-e-chaman kaa taair tuu main jaanataa hon
ke duniyaa tujhe badal degii main maanataa hon ke
aisaa nahiin bazaahir tuu hansii Khushii se bichhar jaa agar bichharanaa hai
ye har maqaam pe kyaa sochataa hai aaKhir tuu Faraz
tuune use mushkilon main daal diyaa zamaanaa saahib-e-zar aur sirf shaayar tuu
Eid per Girl Friend ko shopping karwanay say kesay bacha jaye?…….. . . .
First Drink then think . . . . . .Atikaaf beth jao…
sprite.. University of freshology
Hamnasheen Kaise Bataon Jazba-e-Ulfat Kya Hai,
Khud Bataye Gi Mohabat ‘Mohabat Kya Hai,
Aaya Parwana Gira Shama Par Jal Jal k Mara
Tu Ab Bhi Soch Raha Hai Mohabat Kya Hai,
Ishq ko Bhool k Jannat Ki Hai Duniya Ko Talaash
Ishq Ki Aag Agar Dozakh Hai To Jannat Kya Hai,
Meri Badli Hui Rangat Meri Halat To Dekho,
Ab To Samajh Lo Mohabat Kya Hai…!
Ab To Samajh Lo Mohabat Kya Hai…!
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
You Know My Name, Not My Life Story,
So Before You Judge Me In Any Way,
Go And Live My Life,
Then Come Back To Me And
Tell Me How Painful It Was !!
Aankh Se Lahu Na Bahaaya Kar,
Ay Dil Usay Kabhi To Bhool Jaya Kr,
Dekhna Wo Ek Din Tujhy Chorr Jaay ga,
Na Tu Usay itna Sataaya Kar,
itna Aetbaar Bhi Acha Nahi Hota,
Usay Har Ek Baat Na Bataya Kar,
Shiddat-E-Gham Se Seena Phatt Jaay ga,
Aankh Se Kuch Aansu Bahaya Kar,
Us Jesa Tujhy Kahin Mil Nahi Sakta,
Hazaar Baar Roothy Hazaar Baar Manaya Kar..!
Biggest Problem In Love
Good Guy Gets Wrong Girl Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy..
They Fall In Love
and
Good Ones Get Cheated. Now The Good Guys Thinks, All Girls Are Fraud
and
Good Girls Thinks, All Guys Are Flirts
When Good Guy Meets Good Girl They Avoid Falling In Love
Become Just Good Friends
“Beautiful tomorrow never comes., when it comes it’s already today!
In hunt of beautiful tomorrow, lets not waste the wonderful today.”
Kabhi Tumhara Naam Lena, Kabhi Tumhari Baatein Karna
Mera Zoq Tumhari Chahat Or Mera Shoaq Tum Pe He Marna.
ZINDAGI MILI ZRA SI THI
KUCH IS MAIN KAMI ZRA SI THI
WO ROZ HOTA GYA PAS MERE,
LEKIN PHIR B DOORI ZRA SI THI
CHAND JAGTE JAGTE SO B GYA
RAAT ABI BEETI ZRA SI THI
MOHABAT BANT DI US NE ZMANE ME
JO MERE HISEY ME AI ZARA SI THI.
Love is reason to live or leave life
Love is so strange..
sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!!
and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..?
Position of Husband is like Split AC,
No matter how loud he is outside,
BUT Inside the house,
He is designed 2 remain Silent,
cool & remote controlled. 😛
Selaab
Ghurbat
Bomb Blast
Army Operations
Load sheding
or
Terrorist Activties
Se Bach Janay Waly Tamam
Dheet PAKISTANION Ko
14 August Mubark.
Time for some splashing fun
Cheers ‘n’ jolly time for everyone
coz it’s Children’s Day
May the love n laughter always stay on every child’s face.
Happy Children’s Day..!!
I love you to the level of every days
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love you freely, as men strive for Right;
I love you purely, as they turn from Praise
Wifes Are Like PTI
They Fight, Make A Lot of Noise,
Look Fresh & Think They Will Win;
But In The End Mian Wins…… -_- :v 😀
Tum apne dil me jaga do mujhko,
Or thori si wafa do mujhko,
Pyar karna ager hai jurm koi,
Mein houn mujrim saza do mujhko,
Paas apne tum mujhe pao,
Dil se agr koi sada do mujhko,
Agr nhi tumhein muhabt mujhse,
To phir marne ki dua do mujhko.
Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: I have everything
Facebook: I know everybody
Internet: without me u r no body
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Electricity: Awaaz Niche.
Shaitan kehta hai k:
1: Azaan ki awaz sun kar Namaz ko na jane wala mera Bap hai.
2: Fazul kharch karne wala mera Bhai hai.
3: Imam sahab se pehle Rukoo, Sajda karne wala mera Beta hai.
4: Mehmaan aane per moo chirhane wali aurat meri Maa hai.
5: Sar pe dupate k bagair rehne wali aurat meri BV hai.
6: Bagair bismillah k khana shuru karne wale meri aulad hain.
OR Jo ye baat kisi ko batae who mera dushman h Or Jo na batae who mera dost
SABAR
Ek Aisi Sawari Hy
Jo Apny
Sawaar
Ko Kabhi Girny
Nahi Deti
Na Apne Qadmon
Se Aur Na Kisi
Ki Nazron Se..
Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.Love me and the world is mine.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
What does that mean?
she asked.
Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot
He replied. She smiled happily and then asked,
What about I-J-K ?
He replied, I m Just Kidding!”
Wish you a very happy birthday,
May life lead you 2 great happiness,
success and hope that all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
BARE AZEEM
HOTE HAIN WOH
LOG.
JO KHUD RO KR DOOSRON KO HANSATE HAIN:-
JAISE K….
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“ALTAF BHAI”
M Q M!!!
Ameer-e-Shehr kabhi bhi Sar “Neecha” nahi Kartay.!!
Anaa ka Ham kisi bhi Haal main “Soda” nahi kartay.!!
Agar Gham had se Barh jaye to “Aansu” Aa he Jatay Hain.!!
Magar Ham Apni Aankhon ko kabhi “Darya” nahi Kartay.!!
Khushi k Saray Mosam Dosron meain “Bant” dete Hain.!!
Faqat 1 Dard ki Dolat hay jo “Banta” nahe Kartay.!!
Ham Ehl-e-Ishq ki Fitrat se Saray Log “Waqif” Hain.!!
K Ham kuch kar Guzartay hain Magar “Socha” nahi Kartay.!!?
Baap ne betay se kaha :
‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’
Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
1 Khusre ki Death ho gai
Qabar mein Frishte Aye or Kaha k Utho or Hisab do
Khusra Tali mar k Bola
Maula khush rakhy
“Sano Ditta Ki C”?
“Kya yeh dekhte nhi k ye har saal 1 ya 2 baar (Kisi na kisi) aafat me phansa diye jate ha
phr be toba nhi karte aur na naseehat pakarte hein?”
Sura TOBA,ayat#126
Golden Facts of Life:
When someone loves U,
U dont realise it…
When U realise it,
Its too late,
U always love the one who leaves U
and Leave the one who loves U.
Today a 10 year old child has a Blackberry,
an iPad, a laptop and a Facebook account!
When I was 10, I felt cool with my new geometry box!
Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it
Dear Kanjoos Customer
U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Package Successfully. U can Enjoy saving of Msgs. Your Subscrption Kanjoosi is Valid Untill. ALLAH give U Taufeeq to send Me sms. Thanks for using Kanjoosi package. “Kanjoos” TUM HI TO HO,.?:-
“CARE”
kro unki jo TUM se PIYAR krte hn,
“CHAHO”
unko jo tum ko khush rkhte hn,
“NA BHOLO”
unko jo tum ko yaad rkhte hn
“GEO”
Un k liy jo TUM pr MARTE hain
Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up,
he will know the value of things,
not the price.
GF : What is Love.?
people talk so much about love
but i don’t really know what it is?
BF : when i get angry on you you try
to persuade me that feeling is love
when i don’t talk to you get worried
about me that is called love..
Mujh per aik ahsaan kerna
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K jab m presentation de raha hon
to mujh se koi question na kerna 😉
Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.
Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…
Sardar: yeh lay LOTA 😀
True & Real Important Health Tips for you:-
1. Answer the phone call by left Ear
2. Dont Take Medicine with cold Water,
3.Dont have Huge Meals After 5 pm
4.Drink More water In Morning, Less At Night
5.Best Sleeping Time is from 10 pm to 4am
6.Dont Lie Down immediately after Taking Medicine
7.When Battery is down to Last Bar,Dont Answer the Phone,
As the RADIATION is 1000 Times Stronger,
Forward This To people you care ABOUT
Q: I LOVE U Kehny Ka Sb Sy Behtur Din Konsa Hota Hy?
Guess?
Guess?
Simple
1st April..
Agar Baat Bun Gai Tu
Cool..
Warna Keh Do
Bahen g April Fool..
Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start with a clue at home,
then send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. When
she gets to tha last hint, tha prize should be u on 1 knee.
WAPDA MAN :
Bijli Bnd krne ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Höön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömà t K
Zülm Ghréb Awà m Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“AY LO GAI”.
Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai “GOOD MORNING
Girl:Mera Dil Mobile He Aur Aap Uski Sim Hen.
Boy:I m Happy:)
Girl:Zyada Khush Nehin Hua Kro.
Boy:Q
Girl:Koi Acha Package Mila To Sim Change B Kr skti hun:
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…
Main tumse roth jaon to
Tumhare pass na aun to
Phir door ja kar mai
Kabhi wapis na aun to,,TUmhari yaad main gum sum Kabhi ansu bhahaun to,,
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…
Tumhari yaad main aksar Khud ko bhool jaoon to
Main teri deed main tanha
Kabhi khud ko mitaon to
Main tumse door reh kar
phir Akele mar bhi jaoon to
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…………..
“Logon ke khouf sy haq bat kehnay se na ruko.
Q k na to koe mout ko qareb ker saktha hai or
na koe rizq ko dour kr skta hai “.
HAZART ALI (R.A)
In USA, Edisons birthday is celebrated every year by power cut of 2 minutes.
In India, we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours due to over respect!
Ye roshan aur piyari aankhain
Zalim khaak mein rul jaingi
God mein lainy wali baanh’ain
Beher-e-fana mein ghul jaingi
Maa’n tum tanha chorr k hum ko
Sheher-e-ajal mein kho jaogi
Bujh jaingi roshan aankhain
Maa’n tum chain se so jaogi
Sheher-e-abad ki ho jaogi
Charagar’on k qaatil jumley
Sunta hun to dukh hota hai
Zabt karo’n to dum ghut’ta hai
Ashk piyu’n tou dil rota hai
Taaq umer se dheeray dheeray
Kitni sham’ain bicharr chuki hain
Tum se pehly taiz hawa se
Kitni aankhain ujarr chuki hain
Lekin ye ghum kaisa ghum hai?
Jis k sog mein chashm-e-falak bhi
Janay kitney roz se num hai
Janey kab tk ro’aingi aankhain
janay kab tk lamhay gin gin
Guzraingy sooli per ye din
Aur phir ik din . . .
Sochta hun to kaanp uthta hun. . .!
A Banker confused About Maths asks his lady Secretary:
“If i give U 3million deducting 17% how much wud u take off?
Secrtary:”Every thing SIR, even my shoes”
Insan Zindagi Me Sirf Ek Baar
Mohabbat Karta Hai Aur Baki Mohabbatein
Pehli Mohabbat Ko Bhulane Ke Liya Karta Hai
Four candles were talking to each other
1st-“I am PEACE, no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-“I am FAITH, nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-“I am LOVE, nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-“I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!”
Life is tough but let’s never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed
Relationship Requires little Effort
Even WhEn FriEnds Are BusY with theIr oWn LivEs
A Simple SMS reminds Each other That you are not forgotten EVer………..
Jab”MAA”Apni “AULAD”k Liye “DUA”krti Hai To “ZAMEEN”Or “AASMAN”k Darmyan k Sare “PARDY”Uth Jate Hain
Or”ALLAH”Wo “DUA”khud Sunta Hy “SUBHANALLAH” *Meri MAA k Liye Dua kren,k ALLAH Unko Sahat Or Tandrusti De,Aur Unka Saya Qayam Rakhe. Ameen
Aap B is Msg ko Send kren, Apni Maa ki Dua k Liye…
Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone s house will be bigger. Someone will drive a better car. Someone will earn more. Someone will travel more. Just let it go. Take care of yourself. Love yourself and your circumstances. The prettiest, slimmest woman in the world may have sadness in her heart. The most highly favored woman in your office may not be able to have children. The richest woman you know may have the car, the house, and the clothes – but might be very lonely. So, love yourself. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself “I am too blessed to be stressed.” Be well. Be happy. Be blessed. Send this to all of the wonderful strong women you know..
Mohabbat Ka Khumaar Utraa To Tab Saabit Hua
Jisay Manzil Samajhe They Wo Be-Maqsad Safar Niklaa
A foreigner: wy do indian married women have red dot on their forehead?
Indian husband: It means they are recording everything.
There are only two people who can tell you true about yourself…
A Friend who is angry with u & an Enemy who starts liking you.
Height of Doubt
Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 saal rahonga owr pyar karonga
Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??
Ek Ek saans saza ho chuki hai,,
Mery jisam se Rooh juda ho chuki thi,,
wo Tab maang Raha Tha mujse Apni Wafaon ka sila,,,
Jab zindagi hi bewafa ho chuki thi,,
Chori chori ye
aana jana
chor do
chupke chupke
yun nazrain
milana chor do
kisi din
bohat pito gy
sab se tum
ye mehfil-e-milad se chapal churana chordo.
Rukh_e_doran k khad_o_khal guzr jaty hain
Halaat jesy b hon ba hr haal guzr jaty hain
pehly pehly to katta nhe ik lamha b judai ka phir
Lamha lamha kai saal guzr jaty hain jaan pe bhaari hua ha
faqt azab_e_tnhai yun to hr roz kai wbaal guzr jaty hain
Naqsh mittay nhe soch k dairoon se kbi tery khyalon se hm be_khyal guzr jaty hain
kon pathar sey musalsal tkraey gham bhi ho kr nidhal guzr jaty hain!.
Never try to examine your love relations
because they are like diamonds
when you hit them they do not break
but may slip away from your life.
GIRLS,GIRLS,
V R PEARLS,
boys think that girls R lazy,
but actually they R the one,
who R LAZY & CRAZY!
they think they R the HEROES,
but actually they R the ZEROS!
GIRLS R always the FIRST,
& boys R the WORST!
boys have no MIND,
& were not at all KIND!
they always think about CARS,
I think they R from MARS!
they say GIRLS always CRY,
actually there own minds R DRY!
GIRLS always get better marks in a test,
because GIRLS R really the BEST
Girl Friend: Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha
Mujhe Naya Larka Mil Gaya Hai,
Meri Photo Mujhe Wapas Do
Usko Dikhana Hai,
Wo Tumse Bahut Acha Hai Main Us’se Shadi Karungi…
Boy Friend Ne Apne Sab Friends Ki Girl Friends Ki Photos Collect Ki,
Or Unke Bech Mein Apni Girl Friend Ki Photo Rakh K Letter Likha,
Is Mein Se Apni Photo Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shaqal Yaad Nahi Hai… 😀
Hi Moon!!! Dim Ur light…
Hello Wind!!! Breeze Soft…
Hi Flower!!! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!!! Spin Gently….’
Coz My sweet friend is going to sleep….Good Night…..
Every morning you have two choices….
Continue your sleep with your dreams…
Or
wake up and chase your dreams….
The choice is yours!
*GOOD MORNING*
Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.
Phir aaj haq k liye jaan fida
kare koi
Wafa b jhoom uthay yun
wafa kare koi.
Namaz 1400 salon se
intezaar mein hay
K mujhe “HUSSAIN A.S” ki tarha
adaa kare koi.
Safar per sath chala tha jo rehbroun ki tarha
Juda howa wo bhi aakhir musafiroun ki tarha
Main sochta houn wo kaisay bichar giya mujh se
Jo dhoop main milta tha mujhay badaloun ki tarha
Ajeeb shakhs tha hawaoun se dushmani le kar
Wo rait per likhta tha mujhay pagaloun ki tarha
From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)
Tu Hawa K Hath Pe Chahtoun Ka Dia Jalany Ki Zid Na Kr..,
Ye Udas Logo Ka Shehr Hy Yaha Muskrany Ki Zid Na Kr..,
Me Hon apno Ka Dassa Hua, Mera Gham Hy Had Se Barha Huwa..,
Me Shiksta Ghar Ki Misal Hon Mere Pas Aany Ki Zid Na Kr..,
Me Teri Ghazal To Ni Hon Na Jo Hr 1 Lab Pe Saja Rahon..,
Me To 1 Misra-e-Dard Hon Mujhy Gungnany Ki Zid Na Kr..,
Abi Lout ja,Abi Waqt Hy Abi Jan Baqi Hy Jism Me..,
Tujhy Eilm Hy Mein kuch Nhe, Mujhy Aazmany Ki Zid Na Kr!
Jab insan har kisi se chup k gunah karta hai, to ALLAH farmata hai,
“Aay Ibn-e-Adam..Tujhe tamam rishton main sab se ziada mai hi haqeer nazar aaya k sab k dar se chup k gunah karna gwara kia, sirf MUJH (ALLAH) Se chupana gawara na kia
(Hadees-E-Qudsi)
Chand ko sitaron se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
Phoolon ko baharon se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
Mehfil main jo milna nighahein jhuka lena
koi samjh na paye ke mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
Ab tere hijr main bus ek kaam hai Aasman takna
Tum sitaron pe likh dena mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
Hai hamain ehsas tum ko bhi hum se Pyaar hai lekin
Yeh mere ru – ba – ru kehna mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai
EK punjabi bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha ker sara paisa loot liya
Per us ke hath kch ni aaya
kyon?
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha
Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do
Rishto ki khubsorti aik dosry ki bat ko bardasht karne mein hai
Be aib insan talash karo gay to tanha reh jao gay.
This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Each and everyday here is a salute
To all that lay …
Happy Independence Day
Ramadan Ka Chand Daikha,
Rozay Ki Dua Mangi,
Roshan Sitara Daikha,
Aap Ki Khairiat Ki Dua Mangi,
May Almight Allah Bless You With His
Blessing In The Holy Month Of Ramadan
In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Kind
A blessed month is casting its shadow upon us
A night of this month is better than a thousand months
Bear with patience for the sake of Ar-Rahman
Its a continuous training to strengthen our Imaan
Some people think that to be strong is to never feel pain
In reality the strongest people
are the ones who feel it, understand it and accept it
Allah ne Aasmano aur zamen ko hikmat ke sath paida kya hai,
kuch shak nahi ke eman walon ke liye iss me bari nishani hai…
(Ankaboot,Ayat#44)
Life has 5 Stars.
Kind Star is
MOTHER
Nice Star is
FATHER
Soft Star is
SISTER
Lovely Star is
BROTHER
&
The Super Star is
*FRIEND*
Qadar kro MRI zalimo…
Ab Mujh ko Ilzaam Na Do Bewafai Ka…..!!!
Meray Hathon Ki Lakeeron Mein Wafa Aam Thi..
Ay Khuda is dunya mein Ek or kamal kar..
Ya ishQ ko aasan kar Ya Khudkushi Halaal kar…
No Matter Whether Boys are driving
Ferrari,
BMW,
Accord,
OR
Corolla.
They are not able to Overtake a
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GIRLS COLLEGE VAN…
I remember the 80s being about the Cold War and
Reagan and the homeless problem and AIDS.
To me, it was kind of a dark, depressing time.
And remember with gratitiude
Allah favor on you;
for you were enemises and
He joined your hearts in love so
that by His grace you became
brethren and you were on the brink of the
pit of fire and He saved you from it.
Maine Seekhe Hain Mohabbat Se Mohabbat Ke Asool
Sabse Mushkil Hai Kisi Apne Ko Apna Rakhna.
Irshad e Nabwi S.A.W.W.
‘qiamat k din meray sb se qareeb wo ho ga jo mujh pe sab se zaida drood bhejay ga’.
Allah ham sb ko Hazoor ka sath ataa fermaey jannat me. Aamin.
Chupa Raha Hai Kisi Karb Ko, Kisi Gham Ko
Jo Hans Raha Hai Musalsal, Wo Shakhs Jhoota Hai
1 Panjabi k Ghar main 2 Bachy Jurrwan Paida huway,
To Dadi boli,LO DSSO,
Hun tay Pakistan day Halaat vaikh k Bachy vi Kally Aan tou Dr day nay.:-)
Na Tujhko Khabar Hui Na Zamana Samajh Saka..!!
Hum Chupke Chupke Tujh Par Kayi Baar Mar Gaye…!!
Ramadan Recipe
A Glass Of Care
A Plate Of Love
A Spoon Of Peace
A Fork Of Truth and
A Bowl Of Duas.
Mix With Spices Of Quraan.
Enjoy This Meal.
Ramadan Mubarak
Shakspare said:
“I remember him not as the one who broke my heart
But I remember him as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.”
¤~>TÉ@R§
Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar
gaya, Bell
bajai
“Ding dong.. ting tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe
hain ?
Bachcha: uncle Papa toh
Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko
bula do
Bachcha: ji woh cricket
khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh
hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party
mein gai
hai
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta
tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi
kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh
apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huya hun :
LIFE MEANS
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying: teri bhabhi hai
Agr tum us waqt muskura skty ho jb tum poori terha se toot chuky hoty ho,
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To yaqeen jano tawady to wadi film koi nai..:-D
Report of “Pakistan Water Council” states
that India will complete 40 dams on river Jhelum & Chenab. Out of which 4 large dams & 16 small have become operational. India is building world’s 3rd largest dam KARGIL on river Sindh. Also a water tunnel is now working & taking 45% water of river Sindh. India has completed disputed BAGLIHAR dam on river Chenab & it is working. India has decided 2 make Pakistan A Desert & its nation on the knees without firing a single bullet by 2015. This is WATER WAR. Y v & our Goverment r sleeping. Use ur sms packages for NOBLE PURPOSE. Play ur role 2 Save Pakistan..
Finally, I told my parents that
I want a Blackberry or An Apple
My Mother said:
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Ghar mein kharbuje pade hai, pehle woh kha
Aye Mery Allah
Meri izat kay lie yahe kafi hy k main tera banda hoon OR
Mery fakhar kay lie yahe kafi hy k tu mera parwardegar hy
Tu waisa hy jaisa main chahta ho0n bus
Tu mujhe waisa bana dy jaisa
Tu chahta hy
GOOD MORNING
>> Ammi ne kaha Sms Chor do
=Abba ne kaha Night pkge karana chor do
=Dostun ne kaha Mobile se belns Churana chor do
=PaAro ne kaha Ganney ka Rus Peena chhor do..
=Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us paar chor do
*OR
=Ek Din aayega , Jab GIRL FRIEND ke Bachay bolengey:
=MAMU Zara School chhor Do..
Aik yahoodi
Rasool-e-Pak (S.A.W) ki mehfil mai aaya or kaha
Hmari ebadat Allah ko zyada pasand hy Q K jb hm ebadat krty hy hmein koi khayal,waswasa nhi ata jb K me ne suna hy tm log Namaz parhty ho bht sy khayalat tmhary zehn me aty hy
Ap(S.A.W) ny Hazrat Abu Bakkar(R.A) ko es yahoodi ki bat ka jwab deny ka eshara kia
Ap(R.A) ny us yahoodi ko kaha
2 makan hy 1 khali hy dosra makan Heero sy bhara hy,ab batao chor kis makan me jaey ga
Yahoodi bola dosry makan mai.
Ap ny Muskara kr jawab dia ye hal kafir or Musulman K dil ka hy.Jis ka dil pehly hi eman sy khali ho wahan shetan kya lenay aayga. Subhanallah
Today,
in style are small cars,
watches, skirts and mobile-phones…
It will come the time when
SMALL PENIS will be in style, and
then you will be the man!!!
Dil udaas hai bahut koi paigaam he likh do
Tum apna naam na likho, gumnaam he likh do
Meri qismat mein gham-e-tanhai hai lekin
Tamaam umer na likho magar ik shaam he likh do
Zaroori nahin ke mil jaye sakun har kisi ko
Yeh jaanta hun ke umer bhar tanha mujh ko rehna hai
Magar pal do pal, ghari do ghari,
mere naam he likh do
Aik larka larki se! I love u
larki! But i hate you
larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu.
Larki yeh nhein ho skta kyoo k drmiyan main tow diwar g.ai.
Baat chali teri baaton se aur ja pohanchi paimaane tak,
Kheench rahi hai teri ulfat aaj muje maikhane tak..
Ishq ki baaten gham ki baaten duniya wale karte hen,
kis ne shama ka dukh dekha or kon gaya parwane tak..
Piyar nahi hai tum ko mujh se sirf bahane karte ho,
yunhi bahane qayem rakhna tum mere mar jaaney tak..
Itna hi kehna hai tum se mumkin ho to aa jana,
aa jao to ruk jaana bus dil k sambhal jaanay tak…!!
Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,
RAMADAN MUBARAK.
Deeiray Dheeray Dil Main Utarta Jata Hai Koi
Mujh Ko MAIRI JAAN Bulata Hai Koi
Main Toot Ke Bikhar Jaon, Ye Mumkin Nahi
Boht Piyar Se Sath Apne Mujhe Sulata Hai Koi
Side effect of studying more
A guy went to a restaurant
he wanted to see the menu
but he forgot what it is called
he asked waiter: Syllabus laana zara
Humaray Piyare NABI (S.A.W.W)
ny ALLAH se Arz ki:
“Meri Ummat ka Hisaab meray supurd kr Dijiye
ta k doosri Ummaton k Samny meri Ummat ki Ruswai na ho”
ALLAH ny Farmaya:
“ME Chahta hon k Aap ki Ummat ka Hisaab Me khud hi Karon
ta k agar Koi Laghzish ho to osko Aap se bhi Posheda rakhon.
ta k Aap ki Ummat ki Aap k Samny bhi Ruswai na ho”
‘SUBHANALLAH’
(Bukhari Muslim)
‘Page no#102’. Aik Bar Dorood sharef per kar sms zaroor karna.
!GHZAL! Chalo tum sath ,mat dena,
Mujhe beshak ,bhula dena,
,Naye sapne saja lena,
Naye rishtay bana lena,
Bhula dena sabhi waday,
Sabhi “qasmain” sabhi
Natay,
Tumhain jana!
ijazat ha,
Jo diL chahe
Woh sab karna,
Magar ab tum
kisi se bhi.
aadhora pyar mat
Karna.;
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!
Kaash Woo Samaj Thi Is Dil Ke Tadap Ko
Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hota U
nki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi
humein Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hota
“Mard ki taqat ka andaza us k zor se nahi, larki k shor se lagao..!”
Nargis ki Kitaab
“MANJI IK TAY JAAWANIYAN 2” page 215 se iqtibas..
Agr ye janna chaho,
Koi kesy Bikhrta hai.?
Bikhr kr kaise Girta hai…?
Chman men tum chle jana,
Khizan k Sard Mausam main…
Wahan Patton ko dekho tum…
Ya phir 1 Aainaa le lo,
Usay Pthr pe De maro…
Agr mushkil ho ye B to,
1 Phol le lena,Hawa k
Dosh pe rkhna…
To phir tum jan jao gay,
Koi KAISE BIKHRTA hai…!!
Agr ye b na ho tum se,
To mere pas aa jana…
Mera Dedar kr lena…
Khbr ye ho hi jae gi,
KOI KAISE BIKHRTA HAI.
Friends are like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught you.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU
Admi : Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua?
Sardar : Haan yar! per wo manti hi nahi.
Admi : Kia kehti hai?
Sardar : Kehti hai! I Love U 2
Ab pata nahi ye doosra kanjar kon hai?….:-))
Stupid questions peòple ask in obvious situations:
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1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here:D
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2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:)
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3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping?how sily!:p
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4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Have you had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I am shedding! 😀 😛
Teri Talaash Me,,,,,,,,
Mera Wajood
Hi Na Raha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
( Dost )
Fana Kar Gayjki Meri Hasti Ko
Arzoooo Teri………………..!!!
Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..
Molvi mehman se: aap ke liye kadu sharif pakaun?
Mehman: gunahgar insan hon kadu sharif ke qabil nhi hon,
aap koi begairat sa murga hi pakaa lein. 😉
Meri yaad k sehra se niklna itna asan bhi nahe hai. ….Ay Dost….,
Tu thak haar k jahan bhi girey ga tujhe meri hi wafa yaad aye gi..
Zindagi ik raat he
Jis me na jane kitne khawab hen
Jo mil jayen wo apne hen
Jo toot jayen wo sapne hen…
Jab shaam k sai dhalne lagte hain,
Is waqt mujhe tumhari yaad satati hai,
Tujhe pa kr kho diya hai,
Har pal har ghari is baat ka dukh hai,
Yehi soch mujhe har lamha tarpate hai,
Mujhe tumhari yaad satati hai
K.E.S.C.MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Hön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömà t K
Zülm Ghrèéb Awà m Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“YE jay ho”
Submit By: fahad (03052125043)
The Last Night Of 2013
Will End Soon
But The First Day Of 2014 Will Dawn Soon.
I Wish You Complete Peace,
Happiness And Courage In This New Year.
Happy New Year!
Good things come to those who believe,
Better things come to those who are patient
and the best things come to those who do not give up
Girls k Pass car honi Chahye!!
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Paidal to Wo Aqal se bhi hotee hain.. :p 😀 😀
6 Cheezain
Jinko Sirf Daikhne Se Bhì Naikian Milti Haìn
1-Khånå Kåbå
2-Qurån Påk
3-wåldåin
4-Aålim-è-Din
5-Ab-è-Zåm Zåm
6-Gumbade kahzra
Bethay Hain Raah-e-Guzar Pay, Dil K Diye Jalaye
Shayed Wo Dard Samjay Shayed Wo Laot Aaye
Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??
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Students: Because our dreams are always big !! =
A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :
First is to find out the similarities
& second is to respect the differences.
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces would not take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages would not take place 😉
Happy Ramadan,
I Wish I Could Have Been There With You,
But Somehow I Was Not Able To Make It,
But I And My Friends Have Planned
For The Holiday And Have Everything Ready.
May Allah Bless You Abundantly.
TERE baad na aye ga mere zandagi mian koi,
EK mout hia k jis ke hum kasm nahi uta ty,
Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya**
Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya**
Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya**
Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya
Submit By: Muhammad Wajahat (+923344042790)
GREAT ANSWER
Girl friend: who do you love more, your mother or me?
Boy: I love you. I respect my mother.
Girl: So you dont love your mother?
Boy: I respect her with love
Girl: So you dont respect me?
Boy: I love you with respect
Rishton ki Khoobsurati Ek Doosre ki Baat ko Bardasht krne Main Hai,
Be-Aib Insaan Talash Karogey to akele reh jaogey.!HAZRAT ALI (r.a)
IAmTheMostOutstandingStudent
OfMyClass …
BcozIAlwaysStandOutsideThe Class ;-):-)
[Proud 2 bOut – Standing Student]:-)
Submit By: arslan
Our education system has a drawback:
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It doesnt teach us teamwork
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& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in exams..they call it cheating!
Jahil log;-)
1 Kuwari Larhki Ka Bacha Ho Giya.
Uss K Baap Ne Poocha K Ye Kiss Ka Bacha Hai?
Larhki: Papa Missed Call to sb Hi Marte The,
Pata nai Kis ki recive hogai.
kid to his mom: Maa main
kaise
paida
hua tha??
Mom: maine ek bartan me
mitti dal
k rakh di thi kuch din baad
dekha
uss
me se tu mila..
kid does same.. after a few
days uss
bartan me ek mendak milta
hai
Kid( gusse me): man toh
karta hai
tujhe goli maardu but kya
kru
aulaad
hai tu meri !! 😀
Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you!
Mere Hissay Me Kitaabein Na Khilonay Aaye
Khwaish-E-Rizq Ne Chheena Mera Bachpan Mujhse
On this New Year:
May you change your Direction and not the Dates;
Change your Commitments and not the Calendar;
Change your Attitude and not the Actions;
Change your Actions and not the Focus;
Change your Warmth and not your Love;
And may you create for you and your loved ones the most Happy New Year ever!
Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola:
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha…
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Ladki: Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi…
Good Relations Are
Like Needles of clock,
They only meet for
Sometime but
Always stay connected
When i was a child i was afraid of ghosts.
As i grew up i realised people re more scary.
Agr ap pani mein elfy dal k nahaen to phr..
ap kbi tot k ni bikhren ge 😉
(zubeda apa k totkay)
Rehmaton Ki Aai Hy Raat.
Dua Hy Aap $Ada Rahen Aabad
Dua Men Rakhna Hamen B Yaad
Mubarak Ho Apko
$Hab-E-Baraat!
(rehmaton ki raat sms)
YEH JO SILSLA CHAL NIKLA HAI JAHAN MAIN RISHWATON KA …
TUM BHE KUCH LE DE KAR MERAY KYN NAEN HO JATAY …
Boy : Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl : No
Boy : why ?
Girl : okay Listen dis
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was.
When i cried . u didn’t gave me your toys to play. .but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else
As You Pray to Allah ..
And Offer Your Sacrifices
In The True Spirit of Eid-ul-Adha,
Heres Hoping That All Your Wishes
Be Fulfilled and Prayers Be Granted!
Aameen & Happy Eid
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum…
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum….
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum….
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG
I LOVE YOU TO… 😀
Hamesha Sath Rehne Ki
Adat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..
Jo Lamhey Mil jayein Jee Lo,
Riyazat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..
Jise Mehromiyan Mili Hon,
Wohi Jan Sakta Hai…..
Zubani Hosla, Jhooti Murawwat,
Kuch Nahi Hoti….
Kai Rishton Ko Jab Parkha,
Natija Ek Hi Nikla….
Zarorat Hi Sab Kuch Hai….
Mohabbat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..
Kisi Ne Chor Ke Jana Ho
Tu Phir Chor Hi Jata Hai…..
Bicharna Ho To Sadiyon Ki
Rafaqat Kuch Nahi Hoti,….
Ta’alluq Toot Jaye T0
Safeeney Doob Jate Hain…..
Ye Sab Kehne Ki Batain Hain,
Haqeeqt Kuch Nahi Hoti….!
Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.
Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah
Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
“Girls”
1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta
mara para tha
merasi ne Municipal Committe ko
phone kia
Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para ha uthwa len
Jwab mila
wahin dafana
do
merasi ko ghussa to bht aya pr tahammul sy bola:
G Main Dafan karn lga c, par marhoom dy bachyan no itlaa v te krni c naa, is
leay aa k mu
vekh lo
Agar hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me ay dost
To ham soney se pehle aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.
….. Nice lines ….. …
Jis ko ALLAH ne dua ki tofeeq di ho, Wo qabooliyat se mehroom nhi reh sakta… …
Jisy ALLAH astaghfaar ki tofeeq de wo maghfirat se mehroom nhi reh sakta.
Or. Jis ko ALLAH shukar ki tofeq ata kr de wo naimat se mehrom nhi reh sakta..
¤¤Hadees-e-Pak¤¤
“Garam khana thanda kar liya karo Q kay Garam khanay mein Barakat nahi hoti”.
(Mustadrak Lilhaakim, Vol#4, Pg# 132, Hadees# 7125)
¤ MFT ¤
Koi tumhara dil dukhaye to naraz na hona
Q k ye qudrat ka Qanun hai K jis darakht k pas ziyada metha phal hota he
Usey log ziada PATHR marte hn…!
Main ek roz tanha ho jaona
duniya se khafa ho jaonga
miti k andar so kar main
khud hi fana ho jaonga
kuch roz tum sog manao gay
phir mujh ko bhol hi jaogay
har yaad se fana ho jaonga
main ek roz tanha ho jaonga
main guzra wakat ban jaonga
main ek roz tanha ho jaonga…
Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon SAAHIL
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta
Meri Aankhon ko dekh kar aik Sahib e ilm Bola
Teri Sanjedgi Btati Hai Tujhay Hunsnay ka bohat shoq Tha.
Ay ALLAH
Mjhe Ramzan k Lye Salamat Rakh Or Ramzan ko Mere Lye Rehmat bana Or Mere Lye Ramzan ko Maqbol Bana kar Salamat Rakh”
(AAMEEN)
Ramzan se pehle ki dua… * Ramzan mubarak in advance*
Waajib Hy Tujh Par Aansuo n Ki Zakaat Ay insan…
Gunahon Ki Dolat Se boht Mala maal Hai Tu…
ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha
qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha
wa sardar sahib kia body hai
Iss pr sardar bola ……….
ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho
Milti nahi Mehshar mein kisi bi Qeemat par Muhlat…
O Zindagi Walo!
Parh lo, Abhi boht Sasti hai Namaz….!!!
M U H A B B A T
I S HQ
OR
P I Y A R
YE 3 cheezen hr tufaan ka muqabla ke sakti hain
Magar 1 cheez in sb ko khatam ker skti hai
aur wo hai
AMMA KE CHAPPAL :p
Palat Kar Bhi Nahi Dekhi Teri Ye Be Rukhi Hum Ne,
Bhula Dain Gay Tujhe Aisa K Tu Bhi Yaad Rakhe Gi
Beautiful dua
Es dasht k sehra ko samandar kr dy
Ya meri ankh k har ashk ko pathar kr dy
Ay ALLAH mein or nhi kuch tjhse mangta
Meri chadar mere peron k braber kar dy
Mjhe ghair na lay ye aatish-e-duniya kahin
Mujh per apni rehmat ka saya kar dy
Mujhe khaak na krdy meri hasti ka ghuroor
Mujhe mere nafs se moutabar kr dy
Ay KHUDA meri duaon me wo asar kar dy
Mangu me tjhse qatra..
Or TU samandar kr dy.
Ameen.
Friendship is not something you learn in school.
But if you have not learned the meaning of friendship,
you really havent learned anything.
Wo SEHRI ka maza Wo IFTAR ki bhook
Wo QURAN ki Tilawat
Wo NAMAZ ka Mamool
Wo ROZE ki barakat
Wo ROZE ka noor Sirf
Mubarak Ho Pehla Ramzan ka Roza 
So many fights for thodi si pepsi
So many friends on one bench
So many phone calls on birthday night !
So many hugs for one lil worry
So many hands in one chips pack
So many laughter for one stupid joke
Cheers to Friendship
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he iss wrong
and wife too agrees with him
Pakistan ka haal us shakhs jesa hai Jis ki 2 bevian hun
aik ka naam “America” Doosri ka naam “Taliban”
AuR Dono ko shak ho k wo doosri ko ziada chahta hai.
Larka : Dil Ruba !
Larki : Balance bhijwa !
Larka : Paise Nahi
Larki : Kaise Nahi
Larka : Mehangayi Hai !
Larki:
Phir Aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hy.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Aanchal Na Pakro Na Hi PAAS aAYA kARO
Baat Aanchal Ki Nahi Baat Machltey Jazbaat Ki Hai
Wife: How much do you love me
Husband: I love you so much ,
I can not measure.
Wife: No just tell me.
Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone and
you are my sim card,
I am nothing without you.
Wife: wow dats so romantic.
Husband: (saying to himself):
Thank God she does not know
I am a China phone,
with FOUR sim cards
Life can give us lots of beautiful persons,
But only one person is enough for a beautiful life..
Be Happy!It ?is good to be a woman:??1. ?We got off the Titanic first.?2. We can ?scare male bosses with mysterious ?gynecological disorder excuses.?3. Taxis ?stop for us.?4. We don’t look like a frog in ?a blender when dancing.?5. No fashion faux ?pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.?6. ?We don ‘t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. ?7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.?8.?We can congratulate our teammate ?without ever touching her rear end.?9. We ?never have to reach down every so often to make ?sure our privates are still there.?10. We ?have the ability to dress ourselves.?11. ? We can talk to the opposite sex without ?having to picture them naked.?12. ?If ?we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware ?that we will look like an idiot.?13. We will ?never regret piercing our ears.?14. There ?are times when chocolate really can solve all ?your problems.?
Wafa ka naam na lo yaron
Wafa dil ko dukahati hai.
Jub bhi Wafa ka naam lete hi
hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai
khushion se bhari
phoolon se dhaki
khusbboan me basi,
rango se saji,
taroon me chupi,
supnon me dhali,
aur shabnam se dhuli
EID Mubarak 2 u & all ur family.
Love is only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again
Good Knowlege: SriLanka Wo Wahid Non Muslim Country Hai
Jis K Sarkari or Private Radio Aur T.V Channels Par Daily 5 Waqt Ki Aazan Nashar Ki Jati Hai..
Mil kar karte they masti jin ke sath,
Aaj un Dosto se milney ko dil tarasta hai
Har pal muskuratey they jo chehrey
Aaj unhein dekhney ko dil tarasta hai
Nafrat thi jis class room se
Aaj wahan se guzarney ko dil tarasta hai
Zindagi ke sab se haseen woh pal
Aaj phir se jeeney ko dil karta hai
Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage
koi acha bhi kisi ko is qadar na lage
humne bas dekha hai ko us nazar se
jis se apko nazar ki nazar na lage
Rasm-E-Ulfat Sikha Gaya Koi
Dil Ki Duniya Pe Chhaa Gaya Koi
Ta Qayaamat Kisi Tarah Na Bujhay
Aag Aisi Laga Gaya Koi
Dil Ki Duniya Ujri Si Kyun Hai ?
Kia Yahan Se Chala Gaya Koi
Waqt-E-Rukhsat Galay Laga Kar Daagh
Hanste Hanste Rula Gaya Koi
Mohabat mein aisi khairaat mili hai
zakhmon ki mujhe sogaat mili hai
khushi ki talash mein nikley they
magar ashkon ki barsaat mili hai
ujaaley tum ko Mubarak hoon janam
hum ko tareek raat hayat mili hai
Hasde Ne Avein, Hass Ke Ruwa Jande Ne Lok,
Milde Ne Avein, Mil Ke Juda Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Pal Do Pal Di Mohabbat Nu Umra Da Sath Na Samjhna,
Mohabbat Vi Karde Ne, Te Khafa Vi Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Naseeban Ch Pyar Nahi Si, Jo Mainu Milya Hi Nahi,
Kar Ke Izhaar E Mohabbat Vi Beparvah Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Hun Kis Ton Shikva Kariye Apni Mohabbat Da,
Kar Ke Wafa Da Vaada, Bewafa Ho Jande Ne Lok…
Dil ki dunia kuch is tarah se ujri
Usne dard ka aadi bana k dard dena choor diya.
(H.Love.I)
Submit By: Hassan Tarar (+923338529231)
Success is the good fortune that comes from
Aspiration,
Despiration,
perspiration
and inspiration
Good night !!!
Pathan;
Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha??
Amma: Nahi to!!
Pathan:
To phir paida hone k baad hum ko pehchan kese liya…!;-;-)
Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door
Wah Wah
jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
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Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.
IshQ Ki Nagri Mein Maffi Nahi Kisi Ko Bhi
IshQ Umer Nahi Dekhta Bas Ujjar Deta Hai.
KUCH IS TARHA SE NAZAR ANDAZ KAR DIA USNE HUMEN
JESE EZAFI LAFZ THY HUM UNKI ZINDGE KI KITAB ME
The MOST CRICTICAL MOMeNT IN LIFE
when someone very special hurt u so deeply,
lots of tears in ur eyes.
and ask, WhaT HApPeNeD?
but u just reply,
NOTHING
New Year waves a
Magic wand over this world,
And behold,
Everything is softer and more beautiful.
Have A Happy New Year 2014
Haar jeet to cricket ka hissa ha.
Main to apni team k lye bs itna hi kahun ga.
Tm jeeto ya haaro suno hamen tm sy pyar ha.
Aao mere seenay se lag jao
I love Pakistan women cricket team.
Tu kya samja hafeez wali team?
O ja kam kr ja k.
Wife :
Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Mujh Jaisi DoosriNahi Milay Gi…!!
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Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho… Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!!
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Had Ho Gai
“Fate opens many doors, each with a different view, but none could be more beautiful, than the one that leads to you ALLAH.”
Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and understand.
It never fades & never ends.
It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a friend…
Pata ha mjy Yaa Barishay kun pasand hain
Yaa Barasteey hain Udaas loogo ki Tarha..
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wifes choices…
(You are one of them…)
Never be Proud of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)
“HIEGHT OF BADLUCK”
A Person Dialled a Number
(written with Lipstick on a phone booth).
And……….His Wife Picked the Phone…
Flirt sms messages | Insult sms messages | Flirty sms | Flirt women on mobile phone
EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me….
So alkways remeber me!!!Prio
(In Urdu)
jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho afsheen
As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!By TC
mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i…
love….
Pakistan.
A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and
A good morning to start your day!
A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to someone in your life…
You lose your importance in their life..!!
To Win the Hearts of Others,
U must Lose Some Colours of ur Ego.
So b Humble in ur Life &
Treat Others with Love &
Politness…GOOD EVENING
MOHABBAT mosam nai jo apni mudat pori kre or rukhsat ho jae,
MOHABBAT sawan nai jo toot k barsae or tham jae,
MOHABBAT aag nai jo sulge bharke or buj jae,
MOHABBAT gullab nai jo khile or murjha jae,
MOHABBAT to saans hai jo chale to zindagi,
rukae to maot ban jae.
Sirf L ki trha khara hony sy kam ni banta,
hilna julna bi parta hi
veena malik ki misbah par sakht tanqeed
Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama
Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layain gay
Rakhna Sambhal k tum chund khushiyan mere liye
Main laut k aaonga phir EID Manain gay…
Teri yAAd Bhi kAmAl Karti hAi
Kese kEsE Ham sE Sawaal kArTi Hai
Ek pAL Ko tAnHa Nahi kArTi Mujhe
Teri yAAd Bhi mErA Kitna kHaYaL Rakhti hAi
Baat muqadar pay aa k reh gai warna
Koi kasar tu na chora tha usy chahny py hum ny
Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…
Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen,
Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen,
SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen,
psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen
Aur,
Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dbaen…!!;)
Telenor call krne ka shukria,
HAVE A 9ICE DAY.
Feelings are many,
but
Words are few,
Clouds are dark,
but
Sky is blue..
Love is a paper,
Life is a glue,
Everything can be false,
But Friendship is True
Teacher 2 students: Jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!
Student: Chal mama phr sb se pehle to tu nikal! :
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.
The amazing thing about morning is that
We aLwAys WakE uP wiTh A nEw haiR styLe..
Lovely times of life will not return back forever
but
the lovely relation & the missing memories of friends
will stay in the heart forever! Always be happy
Cute Saying !!
I Will Hack Your Tears. . . . .
Just Give Me The Password
… Of Your Smile…:)
Aik sardar ke roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Sardar to her mom:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”
Sardar’s mom:”kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c”
Y studentz sometimes write “etc” in examz???
Because it menz
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
but teacher never ever understand studentz feeling…;)
The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of duas is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
“Eid Mubarak”
Bohat Dard hota hai us waqat jab apni pasand koi or chura leta hai
=DANISH=
khwab ham dekhte hain or haqiqat koi or bana leta hai.,.
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,
Uski Doli agar Uthi
To
To
To
(,”)
XcuSe mE
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Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.
Naseehat Roz Bikti hai Aqeedat Roz Bikti hai,,
Tumharay shehar Mein logo MOHABBAT Roz bikti hai,,
Ameer~E~Shehar k Dar ka Abhi Mohtaj hai Mazhab,,
Abhi Mulla k Fatwon mein SHARIYAT Roz Bikti hai,,
Hamaray khoon ko bhi woh kisi din Baich daalay ga,,
Kharidaron k jhurmat Mein ADALAT Roz bikti hai,,
Na~Jaanay Lutf kiya Milta hai un ko Roz Biknay Mein,,
Tawaif ki Tarha Logo QAYADAT Roz Bikti hai,,
Kabhi Masjid k Mimbar par ,
kabhi Hujray Mein chhup chhup k ,,
Meray Waaiz K lehjay Mein QAYAMAT Roz Bikti hai,,
Bari Laachaar hain ,Tahir,
jabeenain in Gharibon ki ,,
K Majboori ki Mandi Mein IBADAT Roz bikti hai,,,,,!
Meditation Purifies Mind,
Prayer Purifies Soul,
Charity Purifies Wealth,
Fasting Purifies Health,
Forgiveness Purifies Relations
Bcoz
5% boys r bsy in study
3% in job
only 2% playing hockey tennis cricket
other 90% r bsy in janu janu
G ganu
hukam janu
gulam hazar janu
plz bolo na janu
a jao janu ma mar jao ga janu
daso mulk ne taraki amm krni ae?
Never blame a day in ur life…Good Days Give u happiness..
Bad days give u Experience…Both are essential in life…!!!
All are ALLAh’s blessings!!!…Have a nice day!
We are all here on earth to help others;
what on earth the others are here for I dont know.
Kaminey Friends.!!
When i joke they take it seriously ..
When i m serious, kaminey hans hans k feelings ki dhajjiyan ura dety hain ;( 😀 😛
Jis se sar ka dupata sambhala nahi jata,
Kia khak sambhaly gi teri ghår ki aabro.
Didicate to all boys who like fasion able girls.
In this cold weather
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Do not forget donate some warm cloth..
To poor people!!
Thank You ….
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kar k dekho accha lagta hai …
Tum Jis Se Huns K Milti Ho
Main Us Ko Dost Banata Hoon
Tum Jis Rustay Par Chalti Ho
Main Us Say Aata Jata Hoon
Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon
Tum Kaisi Mohabbat Karti Ho
“Jis ka raabita khuda se saath ho wo naakaam nai hota”
“Naakam wo hota hai jiski umeedein duniya sewaabasta hon”
(HAZART ALI A.S)
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..
BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.
Dil ki Gehraiyon se
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UL-Azha
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Ka intezar karein
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Filhal sabzi aur daal per guzara karein.
Christmas gift ideas / suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Sardar running after bus finaly catch it & Asks Driver
Yeh bus teri Maa lagti hai?
Driver: N0
Teri behain lagti hai?
Driver: N0
To Fair charn q Nai denta
= = GHAZAL = =
Wo bichar rha tha muj se roka nahi gya
Us ka mur mur kr dekhna muj se dekha nhi gya,
Meri aankhon me hi na tha smandar rwan dwan
Wo b dul chuka tha ashkon se sukha nhi gya,
Be wfa na tha wo majbur tha bohat
Us se b paas-e-wfa phir rakha nhi gya,
Jate hue wo zuban se ik baat keh gya
Hm dono ko sath takdir se dekha nhi gya,
“A DOST” gazal me to bs manzar hua he byaan
Jo dard mila dil-o- jaan ko wo to likha nhi gya.
“~Wà déy~”
krtey hain oR kar k Bdal jatey hain~”
“~Jesa Mosam ho Usi Tarz mai Dhal jatey hain~”
“~Main to Moom hon phir itni Dafa Azmaya Q?
“~Teri Baton se to Pat’ther B pigal jatey hain~”
“~Hamein Aag ki Tapish oR Tezi se na dara~”
“~Hum to Parwaney hain Teri Yaad mai hi Jal jatey hain…
Use kehna ye dunia hy!
Yahan har morr pe aesay bahut se log milte hyn!
Jo andar tak utarty hyn!
Abad tak sath rehne ki! Ekathay dard sehne ki!
Hamesha baat karte hyn! Use kehna ye dunia hy!
Yahan har shaks matlab ki! Hadon tak sath chalta hy!
Jonhi mosam badlta hy! Muhabbt k sabi daway!
Sabi qasmen, sabi wady! Achanak tot jate hain!
Usy kehna ye dunia hai! Yahan har morr pe apni! Sada ankhen khuli rakhna.
dikhawey ki muhabbat sey behter ha nafrat he karo hum sey
AAMIR
hum sachey jazbon ki bari qadar kia kartey han.
Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
kuch jakhm judai ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart:
1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely
2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body
3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout
4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure
5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol
6-Holding hands calms nerves
7-A positive attitude lowers the risk of heart attack
Subha Ke Phool Khil Gaye,
Panchhi Apne Safar Pe Urh Gaye,
Suraj Ate Hi Taare Chup Gaye,
Kya Aap B Meethi Nend Se Uth Gaye…?
Good Morning
Nafrat Kabhi na kerna tum humse ..
ye hum kabi na seh payenge
Ek bar keh dena humse ke
Zarurat nai tumhari
Tumari duniya se HANS ker chale jayenge …
Kaise Kahoon Ke Tum Bin Ab Nahi Raha Jaata
Ye Dil Mein Ek Ehsaas Hai Zabaan Se Nahi Kaha Jaata
Yaadein Teri Har Pal Sataati Hai, Na Peecha Chhode Mera
Kya Kahoon Humse, Ab Ye Intezaar Nahi Saha Jaata
Tere Pyar Na Hai Mujhe To Ek dum Se Pagal Kar Dala
Bas Tumhe Yaad Karti Hoon, Aur Kuch Nahi Kiya Jaata
Mohobbat Mein Teri Doob Gaye Hain Iss Kadar Hum
Ab Tere Pyar Ke Sivay Aur Koi Jaam Nahi Piya Jaata
Iss Kadar Moher Laga Di Hai Mere Tan Aur Mann Pe Tumne
Ab Kisi Aur Ka Naam Zabaan Se Nahi Liya Jaata…..
Zindagi Achi Guzaarney k 2 Sunehri Usool..
1.
“kisi ko free me itna free mat karo k wo free me itna free ho jaye k free hi na rhne de or ap free hotay huey b free na hon or wo free me apko free smj kr apko free kar de”
2.
“kisi se free me itna free hojao k usy free me ap k free hone ka pata na chaly or usay free me b free na rhny do or wo free hoty huey b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rhy or ap free me usy free krdo”
So Simple!;-)
Doctor k band Clinic k agey lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakr k peche phenk dete
sardar:Lagay raho kameeno,
mai v clinic nhi kholna.
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai?
Faraz replied: Simple, ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain Aur pura Mulk muje zaleel kar raha hai.
Neechi nazron mein qayamat ka asar hota hai..
Husn kuch aur nikhar jata hai sharmate huwe.
Ik DrD kabhi, ik Aah Kabhi ,ik Sooz Kabhi, ik Theyyss kabhi..
Is Khana_E_DIL main rozana Mehman Badltey Rehte Hain.
And whoever turns away from my remembrance
indeed, he will have a depressed life
[Quran, Surah 20 verse 124]
Matt Kar Intizar-e-Yaar Itna Be-Sabar H0 Kar Ay Dil-e-Nadaan
Wo Masr0fiyat Se Wabasta L00g Hain,Yaad Karne Main Waqt Barbaad Nahi Karty.
Sab ne chaha k hum na milen
Hum ne chaha k tumhen gham na milen
Agar khushi milti hy tumhen hum sy juda ho kar
Tu KHUDA se ye Dua hy k tumhen hum na milen
SADQA jab insan apny haath sy nikalta hai to….SADQA us waqt 5
jumaly kehta hai…
(1) Mein faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.
(2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.
(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat krta tha ab mein teri hifazat karon
ga.
(4) Mein haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana dia.
(5) Pehly mein tery hath main tha ab mein KHUDA k hath mein hun.
her achi baat ko doosray tak pohanchana bhi sadqa hai
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua..
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khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na…
When the rain is blowing in your face
And the whole world is on your case
I could offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
ARRANGE MARRIAGE…
500,000 Shadi pr.
100,000 Haq mehar…
Or
Shadi ki mukhtalif rasmon per..50,000
Shadi k 3 dino ka kharcha.650,000..
Yani Shadi k 1 din ka kharcha216666.6667
1 ghntay ka 9027.77778
Or 1 Mint ka150.462963 ..
Uffff:-@AUR.LOVEMARRIGE :-PSirf 120 rupay ka Stamp paper……
A Message From:
***The Students Of Accounting & Finance.Invest at ur own risk. . . 😉
Happy Moments-PRAISE ALLAH Difficult Moments-SEEK ALLAH Quiet Moments-WORSHIP ALLAH Painful Moments-TRUST ALLAH Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH
Mere dard say Aakhir tera rishta kya hai
… Mahi ….
Dil jab bhi dukhta hai. Mujhe tum yaad Aaty ho
Dil ka dard subah sham humne kata hai
unse dil lagane ka pal yaad aata hai,
woh toh humhe bhul ker kahin or kho gaye,
dil humaara hai unhe bhula bhi nahi pata hai.
Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Husband ny hotel room sy manager ko call ki:
Plz come fast! Meri BV mujh sy jhagra kr k ab khirki se challang lagana chahti hy
MANAGER: Sir, I am sorry, ye aap ka personal matter hy
Husband: Abeyyy tu aa to sahi
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi.
techer dunya ki phly insan ki nationality kya thi pappu pakistani wo kaise?
pappu us k pass ghar bhi nahi tha aata bhi nahi bijli bhi nahi phir bhi wo zinda tha.
Submit By: sajid (03332174524)
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
Extreme limit of “PATHANism”
Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the
window seat…!
ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen or “CHAND” b hay “CHHUP” jane ko
.
Kuch dair mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “PYAS” bujhanay ko
.
“TAARON” k “SAFAR” pe “KHO” jao
ab “SO” jao…!!!
ab “SO” jao…!!!
GOOD NIGHT
Submitted By: Talha (+92300-8058989)
Us ny kaha kon ho tm?
main ny kaha hasrat teri.
Us ny kaha pagal ho kia?
Main ny kaha aisa hi sahi.
Us ny kaha karty ho kia?
Main kaha poja teri.
Us ny kaha kafir ho kia?
Main ny kaha soch teri.
Us ny kaha chatay ho kia?
Main ny kaha mohabbat teri.
Us ny kaha pachtao gye bhot.
My ny kaha kismat teri.
Kisi shakhs ko itna pyar do k koi gunjaish na chorro.
agar wo phir b tumhara na ban sakay to usay chorr do,
q k wo muhabbat ka talabgar he nahi wo sirf zarorat ka pujari hay.
Muhabat karnay walay ko kisi shaey ki zarorat nai hoti,
or zarorat mand ko kisi say muhabat nai hoti.!!
Sajdoon k ewiz fardoos mily ye bat mujay manzoor nahi.
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Be-loos ibadat krta hon banda hon tera, mazdor nahi.
Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..
Son came home drunk, to avoid mom’s scolding he took a Laptop & started working.
Mom: R U drunk…??:@
Son: No mom.:x
Mom: Beyghairat, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai…???:D
Pakistani thekedaar USA gya, apny dost American thekedaar se milne. uska ghr bht khubsurat tha.
Pakistani: itna khubsurat ghr kse bnaya?
american: wo samny bridge nazr arha hy ?
Pakistani: han.
american: uska 10% apni jeb ma dal kr.
phr American pakistan aya to heran reh gya k Pakistani ka ghr us se bhi zyada khubsurat hy
american: tm ne kse bnaya itna khubsurat ghar?
pakistani: wo samny bridge nazr arha hy?
American: nahi…:o;):p
Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna
Result Aane Per
Baap: kya bana result?
Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿
Nazuki itni ke neelay parh gaye Rukhsar-e-Yar
Main ne tu bosa liya tha khwab mai tasveer ka
Good Night
Boys r tha most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear
1 leg on break 1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
A Smart Statement
NevEr RAise youR Voice, Just IMprove the QualitY of your ArgumeNt…
Life Is mUch Like FaceBook…
People Will LikE your Problems & CommeNt…
But No oNe Gonna SolvE Them BecauSe
EveRybody Seems So Busy iN Updating thEir Own Status…
You RegulaRly Text your FrieNds…
some of them do not Reply YoU
But
If you Text them From New NumbEr, Everyone will Reply that,Who r You?
People Have Time For Unknown
But
Not For KnowN…Strange But TruE ..
Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe Faraz
Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before
and which u’ll never see again.
So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
1 orat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli
“Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo ay dozakh nu paip mere gharon janda ey?”
Jummat-ul wida Mubarak On one Friday Rasulullah
(Allah Bless Him & Give Him Peace) said: O Muslims!
Allah Taala has made this day a day of Eid. So have
a bath on this day, whoever has perfume should apply it,
and use the Miswaak. (Ibn Majah)
Bohat Rulaaya Hai Uski Be-Bas Yaadon Ne,
Ay Mout To Hi Aa Ja K Ab Mujh Se Or Roya Nahi Jata.
Auto Mechanic Under the car.
Chotay … 17 number ka paana dey..
…………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Kuttay k Bachay …!!
Hath me dey …!!! 😀
Na Hussn Py Behekty Hain,
Na Jism Ka Nasha Karty Hain
Yeh To Mery Yaar Ko Bhi Nahi Maloom
Hum Uski Kis Ada Pe Marte Hain….!
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*
Sham ka waqt tha or dard inteha ka tha,
tehni py bethi ik faakhta ny sun e li meri aah,
ro pari wo b meri haalat-e-zaar dekh kr,
us ka b dil toota tha shaid ik sohani sham se
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha EID MUBARAK
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
KHAIR MUBARAK
Mujhe Kya MalOom Tha Ke Teri Mohabbat,
Pehle Yun, Phir Yun Or Abh Yun Tore Gi Mujhe..
Kinaara Kr K Rishton Se, Wafain Haar K
Mohabbat Ki Haqeeqat K0 J0 Ab Samjhe , T0 Kya Samjhe
1 Buzrug se kisi ne pocha
“Marte waqat mujhay KaLma nasèéb ho ga.?
Buzrug:
Subha jb Ankh khulay tou ALLAH ki yaad a jaye, samaj jao k Eman salamat hai…
Warna Darood e Pak Ki kasrat rakho mout sy pehle jannat main apna muqam daikh lo gay.
INSHALLAH
Gud morning
Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:
1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.
2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien
3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.
4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.
5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.
6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien
7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien
(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=
Aik purani kahawat hai k insan chahe jitna b gaya guzra q na ho
us k sath salam dua rakhni chahiay
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Assalam o alaikum:-) 😀
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :
Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
1 day dream asked life : when v all cum true?
Life smiled n replied :
never, coz the day all of u come true
i will lost my meaning
Kuch Iss Tarah Se Nazar Andaz kar diya logo ne hame
DOST
Jesay, Ezaafi lafz Thay Hum unki Zindagi Ki Kitaab Mein.
Hai Tamanna Ke Saal-e-Nau Tujh Ko – Har Musarrat Se Humkinaar Kare
Khil Uthen Phool Tumhare Aangan Mai – Tu Agar Khuahish-e-Bahar Kare
Tum Se Har Ranj Doorr Ho Jaye – Har Khushi Tum Par Nisaar Ho Jaye
Tumhare Aangan Mai Qaafley Utrein – Mohabbaton Ke Sitaaron Ke
Ho Ke Beqarar Uth Jaeen – Qadam Tere Taraf Baharon Ke
tUm BhOol Gye
wOh Khail jO tUm Ney Khaila Tha
Kya Yaad Nahi ? Kya bhOol Gye ?
Us Khail Mein Aik KhilOna Tha
hUm lOg Usey Dil Kehtey hAin
Jab Khail Liya tO tOrr Diya
Aur tOrr Key tAnhA ChOr Diya
K mUddat Sey Yeh tAnhA hAi
Yeh Bhatak Gya AndhairOn Mein
Aur tUm KhUsh hO UjaalOn Mein
Yeh Pagel Th Be-Chara
Ab Hansta hAi Aur Kehta hAi
Haan Yaad Nahii
tUm BhOol Gye
“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713
From: JInnU Rider
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga
Zindagi ki Rahon mein
Oonch neech hoti hay,
Faaslay bhi bharty hain
Chahatain bhi lut ti hain
Rait kay toofano mein
…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain
Ye bhi ain mumkin hay
Aj hum ikatt’hy hain
Kal ko sath ho na hon
chahay kuch bhi ho jaye
Hoslon ko na khona
Bay waja bhi na rona
BAS !
TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!
Mere hathon se or honton se khushboo jati nhi..
K mein ne Isme Muhammad likha boht or choma boht
Mujhe Tum Nazar Se Girra To Rahe Ho,
Mujhe Tum Kabhi BhoOla Nah Sako Ge..
Nah Jaane Kiun Yakeen Ho Challa Hay,
Meri Yaad Ko Tum Mitta Nah Sako Ge..
Meri Yaad Hogi Jidhar Jaoge Tum,
Kabhi Nagma Bann Ke, Kabhi Bann Ke Aansu..
Tarpata Mujhe Harr Tarf PaOge Tum,
Shamaa Jo Jallayi Hay Meri Wafaa Ne,
Bujhaana Bhi Chaaho Ge.. Bujha Nah Sako Ge..
Kabhi Naam BaatOn Mein Ayaa Jo Mera,
To BeChain Ho Ho Ke Dil Ko Thaam Lo Ge..
NigaahOn Pe Chayga Gham Ka Andhera,
Kisshi Ne Jo POocha Sabab AansuOn Ke,
Batana Bhi Chaaho Ge, Bataa Nah SakO Ge..
santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jin chimmat jayein…
To aap kya karo ge…?
santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai…
…
Ghalti Jin ki hai, Khud Bhugtey…
AAP S~A~W~W
Ne Frmaya
Jab 3 Kefiyatein Hon To Forn DUA Mango..,
Us Waqt DUA Rad Nhi Hogi
1.Jab Jism Kanp Uthy
2.DiL Mei Khof Ajae
3.Ankho Se Ansu Jari ho
AP(S.A.W.W) ne frmaya:Allah us k chehray ko roshan kray jo hadis sun k agay pohnchaae.
(IBN-E-MAJA)
Sardar in police station:
ay tasveeran kina diyan ne?
Police: Criminals ki jin ko arrest karna hai.
Sardar: Tay paglo, jadon khechiyan c udon e pharr lene c:-D
Dolat Kamana Ki Adat Ya Khawaish To Sub Ko Hoti Ha
Per Kisi Ko Kum Aur Kisi Ko Ziyada.
Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs But of harmony N happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality N rhythm.
Happy Independence Day
Hadid-e-Nabvi
Jo Banda subha ke waqt 10 mrtba drud pak parhy ,
Us Din Kainat Me jitny Naik Amal hon ge Unk brabr usy
swab Mily Ga
Send to others to get if u can
?:”Jo shaks Jumma k din 100 martba
“SubhanAlla hil Azeem)
parhega us k 1lakh
“or us k Waldain k 27000 gunah maf ho jay gen”
“Plz 4wrd it…”
“JÃœMÃ…Ã… MÜß?RìK HO”
A successful marriage requires
falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai. 😛 😀 =D
SHAKESPEAR Said:
‘I Always FeelHappy..You know..Why…?
I Don’t Expect Anything from Anyone…
Because..,
Expectations Always Hurts’…!
Alvida Alvida mahe ramzan
mah ramazan ki thandi hawao,
hashar me hum ko mat bhol jana,
Lo salam akhari ab humara,
alwada alwada mah ramazan.
Jumma tul wada
O children of Adam, even though you dont know when you will die,
but you know that you will die.
prepare yourself for that.
Love never dies.
It remains forever,
,
Forever
,
Forever
&
Forever,
Only partner changes!
,
So keep loving with the latest version.
Choose Any No
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Phr Me Apko Kch Nhi Btaunge
Tm Logo Ko To Chaska Hi Pr Gya He Najumi Samjha Hua He Kya Mujh ko.?
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile
picture judge her by the photos she is tagged in.
kitna ajeeb hai logon ka andaz-e-mohabat
”””””””’khanjiii”””””’
roz ik naya zakhem dey kar kehtey hain apna khyal rakhna…..khanjiii with new style
Submit By: Raheel umair khan (0345-2663181)
Azad Pakistan K Nalayak Jawano
Agar Aaj Valentines
Ya Frndship Day Hota
To INBOX Full Hota
Chalo!
Jaldi Se Utho Or
Sab Ko Wish Karo.
HAPPY Pakistan Day…
Unless we make Christmas
an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska wont make it white.
2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!
1 Mrasi Ki BV Ka
Bukhar Nhi Utr
Raha Tha
Usy Doctor Ny
Mashwra Dya K
Molvi Sahab Say
Dam Krwa Lo
Molvi Sahab
Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay
Mirasi Phir
Doctor K Pass
Gya Or Bola
Mola Khush
Rakhy Changa
Mashwara Dita
c
“Bukhar Ty magro
Leh Gya ay Hun
Molvi Ni Lehnda”
Faasley ghata dete hain dilon mein nafraton ko
Woh jo door huye hum se tO kuch muhabbat barh c gayi hai..
chalo phir dhoond len hum,
usi masoom bachpan ko,
Unhi masoom khushion ko,
Unhi rangeen lamhon ko,
Jahan gham ka pata na tha,
Jahan dukh ki samajh na thi,
Jahan bas muskurahat thi,
Baharen hi baharen thin,
Chalo phir dhoond len hum,
Usi masoom bachpan ko,
Ke jab saawan barasta tha,
Tou us kaaghaz ki kashti ko,
Banana aur phir duba dena, Bohat acha sa lagta tha,
Aur is duniya ka har chehra,
Bohat sacha sa lagta tha..
3 mooli k parathe
2 gobi k parathe
1 plate mash ki dal
Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen
OR apni zati gas se generatr chalaen
“ZUBAIDA AAPA k C.N.G Totky”
Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai
Ye Roshni Bhi Hai Andhera Bhi Hai
Khwahishon Say Bhara Jazeera Bhi Hai
Bohat Anmol Ik Heera Bhi Hai
Dosti Ik Haseen Khwab Bhi Hai
Pass Say Dekho Tou Sarab Bhi Hai
Dukh Milnay Pe Ye Azab Bhi Hai
Aur Ye Piyar Ka Jawaz Bhi Hai
Dosti Yoon Tou Maya Jaal Bhi Hai
Ik Haqeeqat Bhi Hai Khayal Bhi Hai
Perfact love is not receiving,
it is giving and forgiving.
perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone
Happy VALENTINES Day
Night Is A Theater
Dream
Is A
Movie
…
God
Is The
Director,
Nature
Is The
Producer
U R
The Hero
“Enjoy”
The Night With Sweet Dreams…:-)
Love is reason to live or leave life
Love is so strange..
sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!!
and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..?
Hamari Jaan jaye ge to jaan jao gay FARAZ
ke hassil kuch nai hota kisi ko Azmanay ke sy…..
UK:-Hi dear
USA:-good morning
CHINA:-mehow
JAPAN:-shanhow
ITALY:-manichi
FRANCE:-sanchay
IN PAKISTAN:- Uth Khanjara 9 waj gaye ne
Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai:p
eXams are there, at the paper u stare
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Chalo Rooth Jao Tum,Me tumko manata hun,
Tm Koi Zid lagao men Usy aagy barhata hun,
Bht din ho gaye taro K Jhurmat Ki Chamak Dekhy,
Tm likho Geet Mai Tm Pe Ghazal Gungunata hun,
Abi To Wqt Ha Muthi Mein or Jazbat Hain Dil Main,
Chalo Ab Maan Jao Tum,Men Tum Se Roth Jata Hun,
Mery Hathon Ko Thamo or Koi Phir Zid Naee Kar Do,
Chalo Tum Do Qasam apni Main Wapis lout jata Hun,
Or Bhi Hain Bht Sy Azmany K Huner Baqi,
Rakho Tm Hath Dil Pe,Me tmhen dharkan Sunata Hun,
Bht Din Ho Gye Khamosh Muhbat Ko Nibhaty Huay,
Mjy Tm se Mohbat Hy,Main Kehna Bhool
Jata hon…
Highly Disappointing Situations –
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1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:’(
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… 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;(
.
3. 10 Mark Question Asked For 2mark..!!
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4. Principal Sitting Near You On Tour..!!
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5. Xtremly Good Looking Guy/Girl Crossing You Wen You Are With Your Mom/Dad..!!
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6. Teachers Distributing Your Test Papers In Front Of Your Juniors..!!:/
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7. Friend Calling On B’day N Not Wishing..!! :@
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8. Dear One Suddenly Stopped Messaging..!! :O
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9. Leaving This Post Without Liking It Too..!! 😛
Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off
2 female frnds face to face:
1st: Hi sweet heart ..
2nd: aww hi luv u and missed u alot ..
n when they talk on their backs abt them ..
1st: she is so mean ..
2nd: she is such a bitch ..
2 male frnds face to face:
1st: salay kameenay kesa hay .. aaj bara cheesaa lag raha hay ?
2nd: bhen ka rishta de de phir .. 😀
n when they talk on their backs abt them ..
1st: boht cheeta bnda hay yaar ..
2nd: bhai hay woh apna .. itz fact
vo log bahut khushqismat the jo ishq ko kam samajhte the
ya kam se ashiqi karte the ham jite ji masruf rahe kuch
ishq kiya kuch kam kiya kam ishq k are ata raha aur
ishq se kam ulajhta raha phir akhir tang akar
ham ne donon ko adhura chor diya
Polio team drwaze pr aai
Pathan BV se:bandooq or kartoos kahan hen?
Polio team bhagi, peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai, ye mere bachon k naam hen… 😛
1940,Pakistan was just a dream,
1947,that dream was turned to
reality by the efforts of Quaid e
Azam and the sacrifices of
countless lives.
Its 2012,the responsibility is now
on our shoulders to achieve the
vision of Quaid.
Be the real PAKISTAN!
Kitne Dinon Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay, Your Licence To Wear Black
Mohabbaton Men Kuch Aisay Bhi Haal Hote Hen
Khafa Hon Jin Se Unhiee K Khayal Hote Hen,
Machaltay Rehtay Hen Zehnon Men WasWason Ki Tarah
Haseen Log Bhi Jaan Ka Webaal Hote Hen
¤¤Siyaah Raat Men Jaltay Han Jugnuon Ki Tarah
Dilon K Zakhm Bhi Mohsin Kamaal Hote Hen…..!!!¤¤
Sardar was in restaurant when he suddenly realized that he desperately need to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so he manged to pass the gas with the beat of the music..
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
Sardar finished the coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at him
Then He suddenly remembered that he was listening the music on mp3 player 😀
When you have to make a hard decision, flip a coin.
Why?
Because when that coin is in the air,
you suddenly know what you are hoping for.
Aansoon ma doob gyi yeh zindgi meri
Woh kya jany !thee woh bandgi meri
Nai janta ma zamany ke yeh fareib
Payar se loot gaya woh saadgi meri
Jaan dy di ma ne us k liay hansty hansty
Woh kya jany zindgi se kya ha narazgi meri
Apny he hoty han youn ilzam lagany waly “Ateeq”
Warna logo ko kya khabar kyu ha yeh awargi meri
{written by: SARDAR ATEEQ}
tu kisi aur ke leye hoga samander-e-ishq faraz,
main tu tere sahil se roz pyasa guzar jata hon.
i love u
From: qaiser (03076649080)
Which deadly weap0n is made by combining Tungsten (W), Iodine (I) and Iron (Fe)?
WIFe 😛
Waqt Khush Khush Kaatne Ka, Mashwaraa Dete Hue..!!!
Roo Pari Wo Aap ………..
Mujh Ko Hoslaa Dete Hue…!!
May on this GOOD FRIDAY we start it with
Fasting and Prayers so that we can bring
God’s mercy and forgiveness on all mankind
Lets Pray together.
Kash hota tu mera Bakra
Khilata Main tujay Ghass
seengh Hilata bade pyar se tere
Poochta jb ma pagal hai Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Bolta tu piyaar se
Main Main
main..main
Bakra Eid Mubarak
Bahot Dard Chupa Hai Raat K Har Pehlu Mein…!!
Accha Hota K Kuch Der K Liye Neend Aaa Jaaye…!!
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…
Main tumse roth jaon to
Tumhare pass na aun to
Phir door ja kar mai
Kabhi wapis na aun to,,TUmhari yaad main gum sum Kabhi ansu bhahaun to,,
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…
Tumhari yaad main aksar Khud ko bhool jaoon to
Main teri deed main tanha
Kabhi khud ko mitaon to
Main tumse door reh kar
phir Akele mar bhi jaoon to
Tumhen kya farq parta ha…………..
Kitni jaldi zindagi guzar jaati hai…
Pyaas buztee nahin barsaat chali jaati hai…
Aap ki yaadein kuchh iss tarah aati hai…
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jaati hai..!!!
Muhabbat Ke Andaaz Bhi Juda Juda Sey Hotey Hain,
Kisi Ne Toot Kar Chaha Toh Koi Chaah Kar Toot Gya
An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him 3 identical parrots & says:
The parrot on the left costs $500.
Accountant: Why does that parrot cost so much?
Owner: It knows how to do complex audits.
Accountant: How much does the middle parrot cost?
Owner: That one costs $1,000 because it can do complex audits plus it knows how to prepare financial forecasts.
The accountant asks about the 3rd parrot, owner told it costs $10,000.
Accountant: What can it do? Owner: To be honest, I have never seen him do any thing, but the other two parrots call him Senior Partner.
Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
Happy Quaid Day !!
I insist you to strive.
Work, Work and only Work for satisfaction
with patience, humbleness and
serve the nation
(Quaid e Azam, Muhammad Ali Jinnah)
Haathon Ki Lakeeron Se Kis Tarah Nikalon Main
Teri Yaad Ke Mousam, Tere Naam Ki Ahat!!!
