Raat Kaise Guzarti Hai

Kon Kehta He Teri Yaad Se Be-Khaber Hon Mein…..

Dil K Dard Se Pooch Raat Kaisey Guzarti He…

Gud nite

Rocking And Happening New Year

My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations!
Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!

Chapter is Not Enough

1 stone is enough to break a glass.

1sentence is enough to break a heart.

1sec is enough to fall in love.

Bt y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pas in exam? 😛

Dil me Uthar jye to

Aaj toot ker uski yaad ai to ehsaas howa

FARAZ……

Uthar jayein dil main to bhulaey nai jaty….

Happy National Day

Happy National Day……
Na Na
Happy Birth DAY……
Oh i forgot
Happy ANNIVERSARY…..
No
Happy VICTORY DAY
Oh Yad aaya…..it is Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY 😉

InDePeNdEnCe DaY 2011

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Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.

HaPpY 64th InDePeNdEnCe DaY

Duniya ka dukhi admi

Banta: duniya m sabsE dukhi admi kaun h?

Santa: bechara rikshe vala.

Banta: kaise?

Santa: kyunki ladki kwari ho ya married BHAIYA hi bulati hai.

Dil jo kehta hai

Sambhaltay Sambhalty,Sambhal Hi Gya Aakhir,

Dil Jo Kehta Tha ,Mar Jaaunga Us Bin.

nahi ho sakti Sheela

IQBAL

Janta hoon k nahi ho sakti Sheela meri,

Wah wah

Janta hoon k nhin ho skti Sheela meri,

Magar phr bhi

Lab pe Ati hy dua ban ke tamanna meri:-)

Meri Shirt Ulti Kr K

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press
krna..
Wife: thek hy
10 mint baad
Husband: shirt press kyn nhi ki abi
tk???
Wife: ulti hi nahi aa rhi….

Na roya koi

Jab kabhi wo hoga apni zaat me Tanha”TO YAD AOUNGA”

Na chala Qadam se Qadam koi 7
“TO YAD AOUNGA”

May uski aankhon ka ishara b samajh letA hon

Na samajh saka koi dil ki bat”TO YAD AOUNGA”

Din ka hr ik pal guzrega jb us pe kathin

Or Tanha kate gi rat
“TO YAAD AOUNGA”

Har baazi jan kar us se haar jatA hon

Jab de ga koi usse har
“TO YAAD AOUGA”

Hansne ko to dunyia b hansti hai sath sath

Na roya koi dukh me sath
“TO YAD AOUNGA”

Happy New Year

May This New Year Be A Step Forward, In Leading You To New Adventures,
New Roads To Explore And New Heights To Achieve. Happy New Year!…

65TH YOM-E-AZADI

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“PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”

14th AUGUST:
65TH YOM-E-AZADI
MUBRAK HO

Muhabbat tol di us ny

Mere israr pr aakhir,

Boht majbur ho kr aaj,

Mujhe Apni nigahon ki,

Udasi sounp di us ny,

Boht be-bas, boht tanha,

Boht bikhri muhabbat ki,

Haqiqat khol di us ny,

Khalish jo us k dil mein thi,

Wo ab meri amanat hai,

Shikasta lehjy ki jitni bhi,

Thakan thi, bol di us ny,

Kisi ki khatir jo mujh ko,

Apni muhabbat keh nahi paya,

Magar aaj apny aansuon se,

Muhabbat tol di us ny…

From: Qamar Saghir

That Looks Tasty

Santa to Banta: I wonder who was the first person to see
an egg come out of a chicken’s butt and think,
“That looks tasty, I’m gonna eat that”.

Pathan is greater than Newton

Pathan is greater than Newton

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .

Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

Naya Saal Mubarak

Beet Gaya Jo Saal, bhul Jaayein,
Beet Gaya Jo Saal, bhul Jaayein,
Es Naye Saal Ko Gale Lagayein,
Karte Hai Dua Hum Rab Se Sar Jhukake
Es Saal K Sare Sapne Pure Ho Aapke.

*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

Silence and Smile

Silence and Smile are two powerful tools,

Smile is the way to “”solve”” many problems and

Silence is the way to “”avoid”” many problems…….!

Rok dena meri saanso ko

Ay Khuda rok dena meri saanso ko us waqt,,

Jab wo mujay chor kar kisi or ka honay lagay.

Betaaluq Sa Rehta

Jis k lea tord diye sub taaluq

Aj ham se he betaaluq sa rehta hy

EID-UL-FITR

On the Auspiecious Occasion of Eid Wishes u and ur Family Eid MUBRAK Faizan rana

On This Joious Occassion Of
EID-UL-FITR
May Allaha Bless You With Happness And Grace Your Home With Warmth And Peace.

Urdu Talib e dua Poetry

BALAGAL ULLA BE KAMALY HE KSHAFAD DO JA BE JAMALY

HE HASSUNAT JAMMI O KHISALY HE SALLU ALLAY HY WA ALLY HE talib e dua……

Kinara Karne Walon Se

“SAQI Chalo Mushkil Sahi Lekin Guzara Kr Liya Jaye,,
Bhula Kr Us Ko Bas Jeenay Ka Chara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Kitaab-E-Ishq Mein Aisa Nahi Quliya Jisay Parrh Kr,,
Teri Mehfil Mein Dushman Ko Gawara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Andheri Raat Mein Tanha Safar Krna Nahi Acha,,
Safar Mein Humsafar Koi Dobara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Musalsal Ghum Uthanay Se Yehi Behtar Hai Agar Samjho,,
Kinara Karne Walon Se Kinara Kr Liya Jaye….

Us Shakhs Se Faqt

Us Shakhs Se Faqt Itna Sa Talluq Hai Hamara,

WOh Pareshan Ho tO Humein Neend Nahi Aaati.

How Are Your Grades

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They aRe Below C Level

Zarorat Bana Raha

Ik Umer tak main uski Zarorat bana raha

Phir youn hua k uski zarorat badal gae.

3 kamchor

1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa.

You Drop A Tear

may b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more
but
if
U drop a tear
he will Fight the world to Stop Ur tears…

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!

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A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple

Special Day Wishes

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
Youre just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

opportunities your way

May this new year bring many opportunities your way,
to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

Meray Iraday Baray Naik Hain

Wife:Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain…?

Nothing In This World Could Ever Be

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You have given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing youre my darling wife.

Dreaming of Eid ul Azha

I am dreaming of white Eid ul-Azha ,

with every Eid ul-Azha card i write,

May your days b happy and bright,

and May all your Eid ul-Adhas be white.

Happy Eid ul adha ie.Bakra Eid..

What is LOVE?

Kisi ne poocha:

“What is LOVE?”

Hum thay CA k student.

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Samjha dia..

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“Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization that exists to have an objective of satisfaction and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each other’s personal, physical, financial & mental state with an emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership.”

wo zaat

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My Son Is In Medical College

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k time

Dulhy k mobile pe bel hui

Or larki walon ne usy boht mara

Rington lgi thi

Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chly

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Hm AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly

Always Free

When u give importance 2 people they think that u r always free.

but they never understand that u make urself available 4 them everytime…

Mohabbat ke guzarish

Faqat itni guzarish hai m0habbat mey mere Maula,

Mujhe nakaam hone se zara pehle utha lena..!!

Teri Rehmaton K Qabil

TU Agar Mujhe Nawaze to Tera Karam Hai Mola….!!!

Warna Teri Rehmaton K Qabil Meri Bandagi Nahi.

Police me bharti karwane

1 Bachcha road pe kutta
lekar ja
raha tha
Police wala(haste huye)
Beta
apne bhai ko lekar kaha
ja rahe
ho
Bachcha-police me
bharti
karwane 😀

Propose a charsi girl

How to propose a charsi girl???
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Kasam sey iss mein bi interested ho??
Tm log….kya ho yarr…?? xD 😛 😉

Wo Aankhain

wo aankhain jheel si gehri to hain mgr

Un mai koi bhi aks mere naam ka nahin

NAMAZ kb kaam aye gi

: NAMAZ
kb kaam aye gi?

FAJR
mrtay wakt

ZOHR
kbr may

ASAR
munkir Nkir k swalat k wakt

MAGHRIB
hisab kitab k wakt

ISHA
pul siraat pr

80% isay frwd ni krty.
ALLAH frmaty hain k agr tum apny logo k samny mujy Radd kro gy to mein tumhy apni nazr may radd kr du ga…

Plz frwrd to more muslims

Islamic Friday Sms in Urdu

Jab main chahta hon “KHUDA”sy baat karon tu main “NAMAZ” parta hon or

jab main chahta hon k “KHUDA” muj

sy baat kary tu main”QURAN” parta hon……..

I Will Always Remember

I’ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,

My Beauty,

I Don’t Know What I’d Do,

Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,

I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

1st April ko Propose

pagal haiN wo log jo 14 feb ko propose krte hai.
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Meri mano to 1st April ko propose karo.
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Man gae to “COOL” wrna kehdo Baji APRIL FOOL:-p

I Dont Love You

Boy :- i love you.

Girl :- i dont love you. boy :- r u sure.

Girl :- yeah!

Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone.

Girl :- a a i luv u 2.

Mujay chaho us ki Trah

Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,

Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay “mujay chaho us ki Trah….”.

Mohabbaton k tamam rishtey

December ki thitarti hui shamein..

KUhar mein lipti dhundhli si subhein..

Darakhton sE girtE huE khushq zard pattey..

WoH gaoun k tamam raastey..

Mohabbaton k tamam rishtey..

KhAyaal abaad kartey hain..

Tumhein sab yaad karte hain…

Mai faqat Khaak hon Magar

Mai faqat Khaak hon Magar’
“MOHAMMAD (S.A.W)” se hy Nisbat Meri,

Yehi Aik Rishta hy Jo Meri Aukaat badal deta hy..!

Mere iss mulk mai

Ho kia raha hai mere iss mulk mai,
har roz koi mar raha hai mere iss mulk mai,

Suna tha koi aya bhi tha yahan inqlab leker,
Lekin wo bhi qatal ho gaya mere iss mulk mai.

Kis ko khane ke liye kuch nahi to kis ko pehne ke liye,
aur koi apne pet se hai bhokha mere iss mulk.

Sub ko pari hai election ki to kis ko nokri ki,
Lekin koi nahi dekhta mere gharibon ko mere iss mulk mai.

Tum bhi kitna waaiz karo ge logon ko ay Hamsafar,
Tum bhi ik din qatal ho jao ge mere iss mulk mai.

Believe In Yourself

Believe in yourself!
Have faith in your abilities!
Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers
you cannot be successful or happy.

Qeemti Gift Hai

Surat”MUZAMMIL” Zeyarat-e- NBE KREM (S.A.W.W.) k lie he

Surat “FATIHA”

ALLAH Ke Ghazab Se Bchati Hai

Surat “YASIN”

Qyamat Ke Din Pyaas Se

Surat “WAQIA”

Fikr Or Faqy Se

Surat “MULK”

Azab-E-Qbar Se

Surat “KOSR”

Dushmnon Ki Dushmni Se

Surat”KAFERON”

Mout Ke Wqt Kufr Se

Surat “IKHLAS”

Munafqat Se

Surat “FALAK”Hadson Se

Surat “NAAS”

Wswason Se Bachati Hai

Bohat Qeemti Gift Hai Sanbhaal Ke Rakhna

Or Dosron Ko Bhi Gift Krna

ALLAH Jzaa Dega….

Humko Aata Hi Nahin…

Humko Aata Hi Nahin Zakhmon Ki Numaish Karna
Khud Hi Rote Hain, Tarapte Hain, Sojaate Hain

Is Se Pehlay K Aankh Khul Jaye

Is se pehlay k aankh khul jaye
Aa k honton se meri aankhon per
Koi anmol khuwab likh jao

Mera chehra gulaab likh jao
Baad mein aa k apny hathon se
Mera jeewan saraab likh jao. .

Aadhora Pyar Mat

!GHZAL! Chalo tum sath ,mat dena,
Mujhe beshak ,bhula dena,
,Naye sapne saja lena,

Naye rishtay bana lena,

Bhula dena sabhi waday,

Sabhi “qasmain” sabhi
Natay,

Tumhain jana!
ijazat ha,
Jo diL chahe
Woh sab karna,

Magar ab tum
kisi se bhi.

aadhora pyar mat
Karna.;

Tiredness Draws Across The Mind

Tiredness Draws Across The Mind

Making The Body Fade Flexibility

&

Soon Window Of Soul Begin To Close

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Enter The Dreamland …

Good Night
n
Sweet Dreams …

Kisi Ka Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa

“Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Mein Rehna,,,”
“Kisi K Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho……..!!!!!!!

99 boraiyan 1 achai

HAZART MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) ney farmaya:

“Agar kisi insan main 99 boraiyan hon or 1 achai ho ,

to iski boraiyon ko nai balkay 1 ACHAI ko dekhna !!”

Commitments for Ramzan

SIMPLE and SMALL Commitments for Ramzan

1 Think before speaking – to avoid lie

2 Don’t see movies for time passing – Read sentence wise Translation of Holy Quran

3 Don’t waste Dua time by opening TV before Aftaar – It’s time for acceptance of Dua

4 Avoid anger cum conflict with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution – remember you are fasting

May Allah enable us to reap ramzan benefits Ameen

Kya Aap Imran Khan ke Saath Hain

Pathan got a message Kya aap Imran Khan ke saath hain?’
pathan replied Nai mein ghar pe hu..kuch kaam tha kyaa??:-D

Is Andaz Se Rothonga

Rotha Tujh Se To Is Andaz Se Rothonga,

Tera Shehar Ki Metti Bhi Mere Wajud Ko tarsae Gi. .!!!

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi…-hai

Zindigi k gham

Zindigi k ghamon ne cheen li hen muj sy shrarten meri ……!

Aur log smjty hain k buhat sulajh gya hu main ….

New Morning and Aim

New morning
New aim
New decision
New dream
New idea
New thinking
New ambition

and

GREAT SUCCESS

May God give you everything in life Good Morning !!

Jis Train Me Pyari Pyari Larkiyan

Jis train me pyari pyari larkiyan safar kr rahi hon, Us train ko kya kahen gay?
Socho
?

Its simple yaar

MAAL GAARI

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Pie Ga

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga 😀

Kch cheezo ka maza

Zndagi me kch cheezo ka MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HA.

Jaise: Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane ka,

Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,

Library me books par pen chalane ka,
apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k samne chidane ka,

Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me muskurane ka,
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka, Or

phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane ka maza

Funny Punjabi sms – bijli aggay nai labdi

2 aadmi motor cycle par pankha lay kar ja rahay thay,pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha.
Ek sardar ne dekh liya aur 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peechay lag gaya.
Kuch faslay par un ko roka aur donon ko 1,1 lagai aur bola:
Saaleyo, bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakootaraan tay pakhay laaye hoay nay.

Go to sleep late

Everynight i go to sleep late
and in the morning i realize it was a bad idea

Keh don zamane se dastan apni

Zindagi Nadan hai isi liye Chup hon

Dard hi dard ha subha sham isi liye chup hon

Keh don zamane se dastan apni

Per is me aye ga tera nam isi liy chup houn

puk gaya ho

2 Aurten 1 drakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se baten kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat

Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.

We Think Everyday Is The Same

Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everythings changed!

Cute Saying

cute saying !!
I will hack your tears. . . . .
Just give me the password
… of your smile…:)