Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Zindgi Ki Uljhano

Zindgi Ki Uljhano Ne Cheen Li Hain Mujse Sharartein Mere,,,


Aur Log Samjhte Hain K Boht Badl Gaya Hoon Main.

Mery Nazdeek Aa Kar

Mery Nazdeek Aa K Dekh Mery Ahsas Ki Shiddat..,
Mera Dil Kitna Dharakta Hy Sirf Tery Naam K Sath…

Sometimes saying sorry

Sorry !!


Sometimes saying SORRY is the most difficult thing on earth


But its the cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called Relationship

Monday, November 29, 2010

Google is a girl

Question-Google is a girl or
a boy?????
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She won’t let u complete d
whole sentence, She start guessing &
suggesting …. 😀

It Is Not A Lack Of Love

It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship
that makes unhappy marriages.

Sometimes We Let Affection

Sometimes we let affection, go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed,
Sometimes we cant find words to tell our feelings,
Especially towards those we love the best…

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Good Night Sms

Suno Muj Se Wafa Kro Gay Na ??


Chalo Mushkil Sawaal Hai Janay Do


Good night !!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Its your sweet smile

It is a


Simple
Mind touching
Interactive
Long lasting
Effect which Wins the hearts..


Yes..Its your SWEET SMILE


So Keep smiling always,


Good morning Have a nice day

Kya yhi pyar hy?

Boy: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun mai,
Bethe behte kahin kho jata hon ma,
Kya yhi pyar hy?
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Girl: Nahi, ye Kamzori hy
kaminay. Drip lgwa le.

Titanic ke 190 anniversary

Aaj titanic ki 190 anniversary hai


tamam pyar kerne walon se guzarish hai ke


Doob ke mar jaein 😉

Friday, November 26, 2010

Happy 2nd Day of Eid Mubarak

Assalam-o-Alaikum!
Wishing you and your family a very happy and blessed 2nd Day of EID.
May Allah accept your fasting, reward your prayers and bestow upon you
and your dear ones all His blessings,
kindness and bounties .Ameen.
Eid Mubarak!!!

Chummiyan Ly kr

Her Khushi sy
Khobsurat Teri
Sham krdon,


Apna balance or
Sim tery naam
krdon,


Mil jaay Agr 1
bar Teri
friend
,


Chummiyan Ly
Ly kr us k gaal
LaaL krdo.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Hope we Start Acting

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam (R.A)


I hope we start acting on his sayings and
keep working hard to achieve the purpose on which our country made
and I believe if we keep moving on his words a day will come
when darkness will be over and there will be light all around

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Charas Pee Raha Tha

Sardar qabristan mein charas pee rha tha k Police a gai.


Sardar ne foran charas chupa li.


Police: Kia kar rhy thay?


Sardar: Walid k liye Dua mang raha tha.


Police: Yeh tu bachay ki qabar hy.


Sardar: Walid ka bachpan mein he inteqal ho gia tha.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Kiss Is The First Step

Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u…

Tarasti Rahi Aankhein

Neendo’n Ki Baghawat se Ye Nuqsaan Huva Hay,
“MOHSIN”


IK Shakhs k Khwabo’n Ko Tarasti Rahi Aankhein…

Monday, November 22, 2010

Happy Eid Celebrations

A wish of Happy Eid Celebrations,


wrapped with sincerity , Tied with


and care , And


Sealed with Dua to keep u & ur family Blessed


EID MUBARAK !!!!

National Biscuit of Pakistan

After 65 years of Independence, We came to know that
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Our National Biscuit is GALA =P

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Unki Yaad Se

“Unki” “Yaad” Se “Ghafil” Hoon B To Kaisey “MOHSiN”,


“Aankh” Khuli


Hai To “Khayal” Unka “Aankh” Band Hai To “Khawab” Unka.

Of All The Friends I Have Ever Met

Of all the friends I have ever met.
Your the one I would not ever forget.
And if I die before you do
I will go to heaven and wait for you.

Beautiful Prayer

^Beautiful Prayer^


O Allah. Enlighten what is Dark in me. Strengthen what is weak in me.


Mend what is broken in me.


Bind what is bruised in me. Straighten what is crooked in me and revive whatever peace and love has died in me.


( Ameen)

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Apni Zuban Ki Tazi

Apni Zuban Ki Tezi Us “MAA” Pr Mat Aazmao.


Jisnay TumHen Bolna Sikhya.


Apni MAA ko 1 dafa muhbt bari nigha se dekhny


ka Sawb 1 maqbol Hajj jitna hai.


SUBHAN ALLAH…….!!!

Milon Door Se

KHAMOSHI:


aisa darakht js pr karwa phal nhi lgta


HASAD:


aisa aala jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy


SACHAI:


aisi dawa jski lazzat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy


ZAHANAT:


aisa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nhi lgta


KHUSH IKHLAQI:


aisi khushbu jo milon door se mhsos hoti hy.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Na Ghum se Dil behelta hai

=Bohat Beykaif lamhey hain Ajab Bojhal si zindgi hai


=Na Ghum se Dil behelta hai Na khushiyan Raas aati hain…!!!

Let The Most Beautiful Dream

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.
But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night.
Goodnight

Meri Zindgi Badal Kar

Kabhi mujh ko sath le k kabi mere sath chal k…


woh badal gaya achanak meri zindgi badal k..!!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Kon Se Cheez

Wo kon c Bekaar cheez hai jo ap k kapro k saath chipki hai?


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Nahi pata ?
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puter G tusi aaP.

Funny New Year Sms

“Very important msg 4 U”


Saal ka last month & last day ja raha hay ,
ager meri wajah se aapko koi dukh ya takleef puhnchi ho tou


zara sochiye !!


Zarur pehle aap ne hi koi panga liy hoga , werna eisa tou ho ni saktha
k mere jeysa


Masoom
Sharif ,
Educated,
Ba-ikhlaq Larka ap ko kuch kahe


agar aap mein thori c bhi Sharam haya hay tou abhi mujse muafi mang lein
mein Dil ka Bohot nice hoon


Shayd MAAF ker doon !!


Batana mera farz tha baqi apki marzi…. 😛


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Upcoming Ramadan Sms 2012

Best
Leader – Allah
Guide – Quaran
Lyrics – Aazan
Loyality – Imaan
Request – Dua
Protection – Fitra
Oath – Kalma
Exercise – Namaaz
Self Control – Roza
So Good Luck 4 Upcoming Ramadan

Live At Best

“U never get a second chance to make a first impression”
&
“U Never born 4 the second time 2 make this life good”
So Live Your Best Life 2day.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

funny pathan on 14 august

Major Rohail ne ek pathan officer
Ko Army se nekal dya


Kyu?


Pathan officer zid kr rha tha k
14 August pr Atom Bomb wala
patakha chalana hai


From: Asma Zafar

Relationships Never Die

Relationships never Die a Natural Death


They are alwayz Murdered by Attitude,


Behaviour,Ego, Hidden Benefits or Ignorance.


Gud m0rnInG…

Zindagi ABCD Hai

Zindagi ABCD Hai, yaqeen nai?


To dekhain Aitbaar, Bharosa


Chahat, Dosti, Ehsas, Faisla,


Gam, Hmdam, Intazar, Justuju,


Khayal, Lamhe, Mohabbat, Narazi,


Omeed, Pyaar, Qismt, Rishte,


Smjhota ,Tamanna, Udasiyan ,Virasat,


Wada, Xcuse, Yadain,


aur in sub se mil kr banti


hai Z== ZINDAGI


So enjoy ur ABCD

Bari Gustakh Hai Teri Yaad Ise Tameez Sikha

Bari gustakh hai teri yaad ise tameez sikha,
Dastak bhi nahi deti aur dil mein utar jati hai.

Monday, November 15, 2010

kanjos kon

Master: kanjos kon hota hai?


Student: Hum jitny Bhi SMS karen Lekin us ka Rply jo na kare Woh.


Master: Uski ek Example Do.


Student: Aap ki Beti sir

Two Wise Advises

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples


Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are one of them…)


Never be Proud of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)

History Of GulaB

History Of GulaB


Gulab kaise or kaha paida howa?


Jab


Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.W) ke Dant mubarak se lahoo ke qatre zameen par girne lage To


ALLAH ko gawara na howa


K


Uske Habib ka khoon zameen par gire


To


ALLAH ne OHAD ke medan me foran 1 gulab ka poda ugaa diya


Khoon zameen ki bajaye gulab pe gira


Jis se gulab me Aap (S.A.W.W) ke khoon ki khushbu aa gyi


SUBHAN ALLAH

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Dosti Muhabbat Ka Phool

Dosti muhabbat ka phool he sambhal kar rakhna


Tuty na dil kisi ka bus itna khyal rakhna….

Want to say 4 words

Many times i have


disturbed U,


troubled U,


fooled U,


irritated U,


Today i just want to say 4 words……
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kuch bigaar ni pao gy 😛

Saturday, November 13, 2010

cheeni sasti ho gyi

i m sorry me ne ap se 1 baat chupai hai


but ye bat sunney k bad is ka hmari dosti


pr koi asar nai hona chahiye dekho ap muj ghalat mat


sumjhna mujh afos hai k mai ny ap ko pehlyye kion nai batya


is se pehly k ap ko kisi or se pata chaly


mai apko khud hi bata data hun




“Cheeni 2 rupy sasti hogai hai” 😀

Friday, November 12, 2010

Aadat Hi Nahi

Kya Pata Tha Jis K Hum Hona Chahty Hain


Unhain Aadat Hi Nahi Kisi Ko Apnany Ki.

parday ki Fazeelat

Kaba o Qur’an ko dekha Hai gilafoon Mein Liptay…


Ab Main samjhi hun
K parday ki Fazeelat kya hai..!! :-)

Train Ka Engine Choom Liye

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Love Marriage VS arrange marriage

Arrange Marriage: Rs.200,000


shadi per. Rs.50,000
haq mehar. Rs.50,000
mukhtalif rasmon per. Jahez= 300,000
Valeema=100,000
Total=Rs.700,000


Love Marriage: Rs.120 ka stamp paper.
200 Taxi ka kiraya,
50 typist ko,
Mithai Rs.300
Total=Rs.670


Dil Lagao Larki baghao or Kharcha Bachao…;-)


Ajj nahin karo gay to kal bughto gay.


khamoshi ka boycott.. Student package.

Chappal Choti ho Jaye

Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati


Wah wah….
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Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati.
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Wah wah
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye. To bahon me nahi aati

Thursday, November 11, 2010

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD HAPPY 14 AUGUST

I WISH U ALL A VERY HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND
IN EVERYTHING SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD
HAVE PROUD ON US


PAKISTAN ZINDABAD


HAPPY 14 AUGUST !

6 khobsorat AAHADEES

6 khobsorat AAHADEES


1-Jo shakhs har wqt bawuzu rahega ALLAH uski rozi kushada farmaega.


2-ALLAH ki khushi bap ki khushi me or nrazgi bap ki nrazgi me he.


3-Sood or haram kamai khany wale ki dua qabool nhi hoti.


4-Jis ne apni namazon ki fikar chordi ALLAH ne uski fiqr chordi.


5-Hr Farz Namaz k bad AYAT-UL-KURSI parhny wale or janat k drmyan sirf maut he.


6-ALLAH us shaks ko abad krta he jo Hadis sun k dosron tak pohnchata he.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Naya Saal Ki Dua

Na Koi ranjj ka lamha kisi k paas aye … !
Khuda krey ke naya saal sab ko raas aye .

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Eid me Din Baki

Js js ne hamen Eid mubarik kehna ho,
wo line me lg jaye (‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>))>))

FARAZ In Bakra Mandi

FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:


Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…


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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to Gaaye Mandi hai. :-)

Monday, November 8, 2010

RAMZAN MUBAARAK kehtay

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,


RAMZAN MUBAARAK kehtay hain

Rishte Aur Raste

Rishte or  Raste
..zindagi k do pehlo hein kbi kbi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hein..
or
..kbi kbi raston pe chalte chalte rishte ban jate Hen..!!
..Ksi ko rishte raas ajatay hein or ksi ko raste..!
..faraq bus etna hai ,rastoo kay dukh bardasth ho jatay hein rishto k nahi..!


Gud Morning

Have a smile day

Good Morning !!


My dear friends have a smile day

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Life is All About

We Love Ourself Even After Making So Many Mistakes
Then How Can We Hate Others For Their Mistaks?
Life is all about Love &Care.

Yeh Udaas Shamein

Yeh udaas shamein meri tanhai ko aisa urooj bakhshti hein Mohsin….!!
Ky mujhy phir wohi, ik wohi, bas wohi, shaks yaad aata hy….

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Sign of Pretty Face

A dimple is a sign of pretty face!


A smile is a sign of joy!


A hug is a sign of love!


& A friend like ME in ur life,


Well! Thats a sign of ur Good choice..;-D

ALLAH Miya Kehna

Question:
Kia ALLAH MIYA kehna jaaiz Hai?


Answer


Lafz “MIYA” K urdu mei 3 meangs nikalte hen.


1. SHOHAR


2. DALAL


3. SARTAAJ


Aur ALLAH k liye koi b aesa lafz istamaal krna munasab Nhi? hamesha ALLAH TALA ya ALLAH PAK kahna chahiye…


80% log is msg ko forward nahi karte


ALLAH PAK frmata hy agar tum apne logon k samne mujhe Rad kroge to me tumhen apni nazar me rad kar dunga.,


Plz forward. dil khol kr snd kro

Friday, November 5, 2010

Sawar Jayegi Zindagi

Kuch Armaan Kabhi To Pure Honge
Jab Tere Haatho Mein Mere Haath Honge,
Sawar Jayegi Zindagi Us Din Jab Tere
Pyar Mein Abaad hum Honge..!!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Same Friend in All Age

Everyone has a friend


during each stage of life


But only lucky ones have


the same friend in all stages


of life.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Shakespeare Quotes on Life

Shakespear said: “Don’t expect the circumstances to be always in ur


favour because
this world has not been created for you alone.”

Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye

Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye
Na Kujh Kehn Joge Reh Gaye
Ohne Zakhm Hi Inne Gehre Ditte
Assi Hanju Te Tanhayian De Raah Pai Gaye…

Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar:


Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur  ko Lahore chor aaunga


2Admi:woh Q?


kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarooi hai.!

Never Grow up

Why Does CUPID Never Grow Up . . .?


Because It Symbolizes That Love Never Gets Old.


And


Why Does He Throws Arrows To The Heart?


To Remind Us That True Love Hurts.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Seeny Se Laga Ke Kaha Kerti Thi

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko


to laaal hai na sata mujh ko


pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi


na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi


zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko


yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko


muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a


ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

Best Way Broken Heart

Best way to not get your heart broken,


is prtend you dont have one


Charlie Sheen

Monday, November 1, 2010

Nazdiqiyan Hone Chaye

Relationship me Nazdiqiyan honi chahiye
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Space toh Hard-Disk mein bhi hoti hai.

asar ki namaz

Hadis , nabi pak (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam ) ne famaya:


“Jis Shaqs ki ASAR ki NAMAZ jati rahi ,


Goya USKA GHAR_BAAR LOOT liya gaya.”

Tumhari Aankhain

Tumhari aankhain


Ajeeb si kashish teri aankhon mai hai


Chaand si ek ravish teri aankhon mai hai


Jaane Konsi tapish teri aakhon mai hai

1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha, PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me T...