Jaan Se Aziz Log

Majboriyon K Daor Mein, Jaan Se Aziz Log

Dagha Na Bhi Dain To Badal Zaror Jate Hain……….!!

Thank Allah Moment By Moment

Happy Moments-PRAISE ALLAH Difficult Moments-SEEK ALLAH Quiet Moments-WORSHIP ALLAH Painful Moments-TRUST ALLAH Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

Kisi or ka

Teri yaad ne kabhi tanha hone na diya,

Tere ehsaas ne kabhi rone na diya,

Teri dosti main itna pyar mila,

Jis ne mujhe kisi or ka hone na diya.

Oper ko uthay

!*PANI*!

Oper ko uthay to”BHAP”
Oper se gry to “BARISH”
Jam k gry to
“OLA”
Gir k jamy to
“BRF”
paty pe giry to
“SHBNAM”
paty se niklay to
“Arq”
ankh se nikly
“Ashk”
bhy to
“Drya”
Hazrat Ismail k qdmon talay nikly to
“ZAMZAM”
Sarkar ki unglion se nikly to
“kousar”
or jahan band ho jae to
“KARBALA”…

Height Of Flirting

Height of Flirting:
Writing a love letter with the title as ‘To Whom So Ever It May Concern’.

Islamic Quotes

Never a weakness that He can’t fillNever a weakness that He can’t fill,
Never a sickness that He can’t heal,
Never a sorrow that He dsn’t share,
Moment by moment- you are under GOD’s care

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Kabhi Wo Khafa Kabhi Mein kahafa

“Yunhi runjashon mein guzar gaye…!
“Kbi wo khafa…! “kbi mein khafa…!
“Chahton k morr per kbi wo ruka…!
“kbi mein ruka…!
“Wohi rasty…! “wohi manzlien…!
“Na usy khabar…!
“Na mujhy pata…!
“Apni apni ana mein gum
“Kbi wo juda…!
“Kbi mein juda…!”

personality in colour

Define my personality in colour:

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1.Red

(2 much friendly)

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2.Green

(rude n rubbish)

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3.Orange

(jolly n loving)

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4.White

(shy n simple)

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5.Black

(sincere n possesive)

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6.Blue

(proud n sensitve)

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7.Purple

(nice n great)

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8.Brown

(dull n boring)

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9.Pink

(beautiful nd nice in nature)

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Reply must.

The Will To Win

The will to win,
the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential…
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

khusi ka ek MEHMAN

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.*/_____/?*.*Har ghar mai do “DASTAK”

Ke khusi ka ek or “MEHMAN”aa raha hai

“MUBARAK”ho aap ko bhi ke
“MAHE-E-RAMZAN” araha hai.

Zakhmo ke Nishan

Udas kar k mujhe khud bhi pareshan hai bohut,

kehny ko wo mery kareeb hai bohat lekin,

faslay ab tak humaray darmiyan hain bohat,

wo naye zakhmo k nishan na dekh payega,

dil pay pichlay zakhmo k nishan hain bohat,

beach bhawar say bhi nikal kar kia mila,

khamosh sahilo par tufan hain bohat,

main naa bhi chahoon to chali aati hai,

teri yadain mujh par meharban hain bohat.

Add Wife Have Life

If you marry one woman,

she will fight with u

But if you marry with 2 women

They will fight for u.

Think different Add Wife Have life 😉

When U Start Ur Day

When u start ur day
Keep 3 words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
Gud Morng dost

Tere Jatay Hi

Aafatain Jaise Intizaar mein Thin
Tere Jatay Hi Sab ne Ghair Liya.

Lutf ho mehsahar mein

ya Lutf Ho Mehshar Main, Shikwe Main Keye Jaao

Woh Hans Kay Yeh Farmayen Dewana Hai Dewana

Dosti hamesha rahay

Dosti hamesha rahay ye ,DUA, ki jiye ga Hai takaza

wafa ka wafa kijiye gaAur to kuch nahi mangtay

hum ap seJub uthao haath to hamare liye bi ,DUA, kijiye ga

Choota Sa Ek Lafz Tumhari

Choota sa ek lafz Tumhari
Kitna payara lagta hai.
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Dil main Khushion ki na jane
Kitne Phool Khilata hai.
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Pheeky se Be-Kaif se din main
Shookhi k Rang sajata hai.
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Jab EID k din ek Card mile.
Us par hun Surkh Gulab bany.
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Jis ki andar sab se neeche
Likhne wali ne likha ho.
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Tum ko dil se chahne wali.
Sirf TUMHARI
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Tab chota sa aik lafz Tumhari
Kitna payara lagta hai..

Khoon Is Dauor Men

Gar Yehi Haal Raha Saaqi Tery Maekhano Ka.!

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Dher Lag Jaega Toote Hue Paimano Ka.!

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Qahat Dunya Men Hay Ab Ayse Musalmano Ka..

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Zor Jo Tor Diya Karte Thy Tufaano Ka.!

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Koi KHALID he

Na TARIQ He

Na He ibn-e-QASIM.

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Raasta Saaf He Barhte Hue Shetano Ka.

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Jis Jaga Chaho Jahan Chaho Baha Do Is Ko.

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Khoon Is Dauor Men Sasta He MUSLMANO Ka..!

Good Relationship Is like A Tree

GooD Relationship iS LikE a TREE
iT DemanDs
AttenTion & CaRe
iN ThE Beginning,
BuT
oNce iT BLoSsomS,
iT PRovides
Shade & PRotectioN iN aLL SituaTions oF LiFe.

Nigahain Mileen

Do Nigahain Mileen
Mil k Phir Jhuk Gaeen
Jhuk K Phir Uth Gaeen
Waqat Tham Sa Gaya
Hosh Bhi Kho Gaey
Faslay!
Aik Lamhay Mein Teh Ho Gaey
Phir Achanak Nigahain
Juda Ho Gaeen
Ye Besaarat Unhain
Dhondti Reh Gaee
Aur Us Waqat Say Haal Bechain Hai
Ye Tha Pehli Muhabbat Ka Pehla Safar
Kiss Qadar TAiz Ru….!
Kiss Qadar Mukhtasir..!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: JinNU Rider

Happy 23 March Independence Day Sms

Kis Mein Himmat Hai Hmari Perwaaz Mein Khalal Dalay,
Hum Paroon Se Nahi Hosloon Se Urra Kerte Hain.

*23MARCH*

HAPPY RESOLUTION DAY

Mehboob ke yad me Cigrt

Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt

kiya lagya FARAZ..

Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,

faqat ik Dhamaky se… 😀

Khushi ke mare

Husband: sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman: Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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Husband: ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau, kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo

To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kr diya.@

Bin Sawan Barsat Nahi Hoti

Bin Sawan Barsat Nahi Hoti,

Suraj Dobey Bina Raat Nahi Hoti,

Kya Kare Ab Kuch Ayse Halaat Hain,

Apki Yad Aaye Bina Din Ki Sheruat Nahi Hoti.

Good Morning… Have a Nice Day

Value Of Relation

Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..

Fall in love

Dear heart,

Next time you want to fall in love,

make sure you also listen to my head.

Sincerely, Tired of getting hurt

How Big Your House is

No matter how big your house is,
how flashy your car is,
how expensive your clothes are..
Our graves will all be the same size…!

Shak ki Inteha

Shak ki Inteha
Shohar:
Darling I will love you for the next 1000 years
Biwi:
Uss k baad kon si maa k pass janey ka irada hai

Funny Eid Sms 2011

1 baat puchun?
Mazaq my mat talna
Gol mol jawab nhi chlega
Daiko kuch baten zndgi my bht ehm hoti han
Sch sch batao

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IS EID PE NAHAO Gy?

Apni FIQAR Kr

IBN E MAS00D (R*A) Frmaty Hain

Bandy K Gunagar Hony K Liye Itna Kafi Hy

Jab Us Sy Kaha Jaye

ALLAH Sy Daro To Wo Kahy

Tu Apni FIQAR Kr.

Mera 1 jumla

“INTRESTING YADAIN”

TELL ME?

Mera 1 jumla?

Jo Apko aksar yaad Aata ho or aap muskura daity hon..?

Frwd it all frnds n get cool replies.

But rply me must..

Mohabbat ke pyase

Teri Mohabbat Ke Pyase The To Hath paila Diya Warna

Hum To wo Khudgrz Hain Jo Khud Ki Zindagi Ke Liye Bhi Dua Nahi Karte

Aik dorsay ke wastay

EIK DOSRAY KY WASTAY DONO BANAY

WASI

GULDAN MERA DIL TRI YAAD PHOOL HAI

Depth of My Heart

One day I’ll go far away in the depths of my grave.
My Real Home.
Nobody can meet me,
I’ll b all alone.
My parents can’t come to help me.
I’ll b afraid of dark.
But,
Ur prayers may lighten my grave.
So,Please do remember me in ur prayers & forgive my last year’s mistakes in this Holy month of Ramzan If I have ever hurt you I’m saying sorry from depth of my heart and soul. Please accept my apology.
Regards…

Eid Gifts 2012

Aziz Dosto: Main aj se Baqaida Elaan karte hon

K Main ne Eid Gifts Dosti k Tohfay,

Cash Cheque
Sweets Mobile Cards
Perfumes Waghera

Qabool karne ka Aaghaz kar diya hai,

To Dair na Karain Rash Se Bachain. Jaldi Karain Waqt Bachaain.

maa poetry sms

Jb b merey DIL ki MASJID me teri yaadon ki azaan hoti hai MAA…

Main apney hi aansuon se wazu kr k terey jeeney ki dua krta hoon..!

Tarz e zindagi

HaaLat-E-Faqeeri Mein dkH Kr iTna heraAn KyOn hO

SAzA

Tera AndaZ-E-WAFa bAdal Gya, AUr Mera TarZ-E-ZndGi

justaju me hon

Main kisi aisi jagah ki justaju me hon

… “MOHSIN” …

Jahan gehri tanhai to ho

Par ehsas-e-tanhai na ho….

A Dirty joke

Do U Want To Hear A Dirty Joke?
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Are You Sure?
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Ok, Here You Go…
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A White Horse Fell In The Mud.:-)

Ankhon ki masti hai

Bohat Pur Lutf Rishta Hai Nigahon Ka Nigahon Se

Meri Ankhon Ki Hasrat Mein, Teri Ankhon Ki Masti Hai

Teacher Pathan Say

Teacher pathan say:
Alama Iqbal k is shair ki tashri kro

“KHOL ANKHaIN ZAmin dAIKH FALAK DAIKH FIZA DAIKH,
MASHRIQ SE UBHrty HVA SURAJ KO ZRa DAIKH”

Pathan; is shair mai Alama Iqbal kahty hain k

“GOOD MORNING” 😛

Difference Between School And College

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. 😉 😛 😀

hadees related to jannat

kisi ne HAZUR (SAW) sy

pucha , jannat kitni door hai?

SARKAR ny farmay , JANNAT 2 QADAM per hai

PEHLA qadam NAfs par rakho ,

DOSRA jannat mei ho ga

Live with Character

you may fall iN love with the beauty of some oNe

but remember,

fiNally u have to live with the character,

Not with beauty.

Lamk lamk ke

Sardar:

Interveo deny gaia,

Officer:

Tmhari talem keia,

Sardar:

L . L . K . M . P .

Officer:

Ye kon’c digri he,

Sardar:

Lamk làmk k metrik pas.

Adat se ker de

Sirf Main Hi Tham Sakon Hath UsKa Mjh Per Tu Itni Inayat Si Kr De..

Wo Reh Na Paye Ik Pal Bi Mere Bina Aye Khuda Tu UsKo Meri Aadat Si Kr De

Ek Couple Date Pe Tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho …?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga =P

is line me khade rehna warna

Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon.

1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r

1 me wo jo nhi darte.

Darne walon ki lambi line thi.

Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha.

Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte. Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g.

Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna warna tangain tor du gi!

Toheen Muhabbat Ki

Unhain bewafa jo bolun tou toheen hai muhabat ki

Wo sarasar nibha rahay hain wafa ko idhr udhr.

Happy propose day

1 ladka Dusre Ladke Se
Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya??
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Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:
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Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai..
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Na Tumhari Hai..
Na Hamari Hai..
Bas Sarkari Hai..:p :O 😀 😀
Happy propose day…;)

Tere Khwab Ka Lalach

Bari Mushkil Se Khud Ko Sulaya Hai Main Ne,
Apni Ankhon Ko Tere Khwab Ka Lalach De Ker.

Are You Hungry

Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.

Make ker ke

Ab to larkian rat main b make-up kr k soti hain

FARAZ

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Koi dekhy na dekhy SHABBIR TO DEKHY GA..!

Kaamp Uthi Hoon

Kaamp uthti hoon main yeh soch kar tanhayi mein,
Mere chehrey pe tera naam na parrh le koi..

attend ur wedding

Only true friends stand wid u during bad times of ur lyf..

So..

I “—–” here by, promise that I will definitely attend ur wedding…. 😀

Have a great Year

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

char zero aik sath

TEST

Ager ap sy kaha jaye k,

“char zero aik sath”

likh k dikhain
To ap kaisy likhain gy?

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Aisy?

G nai

4017

Puttar parhya kar.

Art Of Rest

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:

“It is The Art Of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired” 😛

Na waqt itna

Na waqt itna k syllabus pura kiya jaye..,
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Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye..,
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Na jane konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne..,
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Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye…..:-(
Haal-E- Students!
Phir bhi “Ä££ ì$ //Ell”

Mokhtasir lafzon main

Mokhtasir lafzon main ab ye hy meezaaj-e-ishq unka
Mohsin
Raabta to hay
Laykin ,wasta koi nahi.

Halat e sadgi

Itne ghor se Na dekh Meri

Halat-E-sadgi ko

bikhre howe log Aksar isi Haal me hote hyn.

Ramzan Ki Judai

” Dekho Kia Aajib Sa Sama Ho Raha Hai
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Ramzan Ki Judai Mein Aasman Bhi Ro Raha Hai ”

“Alwida Alwida Mah E Ramzan ” ALWIDA

Aik Baar Wo Keh De

Kaash k Ab ik baar Wo ye keh de..

Aao k main Tanha hoon,
Tumhari qasam,
Tumhari tarha,
Tumhary liye.

Weakest Point

Golden Quote by Abraham Lincoin:

“If Friendship is your Weakest point,

then you are the Strongest person in the World”luv u frndz.

Best Message For All Women

Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone s house will be bigger. Someone will drive a better car. Someone will earn more. Someone will travel more. Just let it go. Take care of yourself. Love yourself and your circumstances. The prettiest, slimmest woman in the world may have sadness in her heart. The most highly favored woman in your office may not be able to have children. The richest woman you know may have the car, the house, and the clothes – but might be very lonely. So, love yourself. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself “I am too blessed to be stressed.” Be well. Be happy. Be blessed.  Send this to all of the wonderful strong women you know..

DASS LE

1 aurt ne apni Sas k pas SANP betha dekha to SANP se boli: DASS LE! DASS LE

SANP BOLA : kya dass loon?? Me khud in sy zeher ka

“EASY-LOAD”

krwane aaya hoon.

Meaning Of Love

Love :
Its not the “presence” of something which brings “meaning” to life, but its the
way that “someone” touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Dawar-e-hashar

Dawar-e-hashar! mujhay teri kasam,
umer bhar menay ibadat ki hay,
tu mera nama-e-aimaal tu dekh,
menay insan sy muhabbat ki hay….!

lov u awl my lovable idiots

Frends are da cutest, lovable idiots in dis world!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant

But

At da same time,
they will demand a treat for Dying:D
lov u awl my lovable idiots

COLLEGE ki MiSS

Bara mushkil hai COLLEGE ki MiSS se pyar karna

MohsiN

Love letter bheja tha

Sign kr k 3 star de diya..(‘.’)

<))>dekh yar!

_/?¿ Assignment Thori thi…

Muje Apna Mobile Dedo

Girl:
Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K
Tumhe Yaad Krungi,
Boy:
Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Ke Lena K
Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya.
Wadi Ai Chlako.

Urdu Chand Raat Mubarak

Deep jaltay jagmagatay rahay,
Hum apko aap hamain yaad aatay rahay,

Jub tuk zindagi hai, yeh dua hai hamari,
Aap eid k chand Raat ki tarah jagmagatay raho.

Chand Raat MUBARAK

Rehmat Sy mayos na Hona

Aye Kuda

jb bi tera aasmaan dekhta hun os mein basa ek jahan dekhta hun

Na jany kitney he jahanon ki sair krta hun

khol kr jb tera QURAN dekhta hun

tery ehsaah kitney hain bandon py

jb b surah rehmaan dekhta hun

Tu to kehta hai RAG-E-JAAN sy b hun MAIN qareeb

Phir pareshan kiun aj ka insan dekhta hun

0s ki rehmat sy kbi mayos na hona aye dost

Tujh py main OS ki rehmat k nishan dekhta hun

To Phr Aj Q Wo Tanha

Us ne to kaha tha k hr barish me hm sath sath bheegain gy…

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To phr Aj Q wo tanha, main tanha, aur ye barish tanha..

Nasha Mohabbat Aur Sharab Ka

Nasha Mohabbat Ka Ho Ya Sharab Ka

Hosh Dono Main Kho Jata Hai,

Fark Sirf Itna Hai.

Sharab Sula Deti Hai,

Aur Mohabat Rula Deti Hai..

Gud morning frindss:-)