Shiddat e talab

Shiddat-E-taLaB se Mujhe Chaha, Mujhe Apnaya 0r apNa kr Chh0rr Gaya…..!!!!

Kitni Mehnat ki Us shaks ne,SirF Ek diL Dukha Ne ke Liye……!!!!

Meera 2 Shopkeeper

Meera 2 Shopkeeper: Aap k paas Calculator hai?

Shopkeeper: CASIO?

Meera: Mai theek hn, aap sunaayen? 😀

6 khobsorat AAHADEES

6 khobsorat AAHADEES

1-Jo shakhs har wqt bawuzu rahega ALLAH uski rozi kushada farmaega.

2-ALLAH ki khushi bap ki khushi me or nrazgi bap ki nrazgi me he.

3-Sood or haram kamai khany wale ki dua qabool nhi hoti.

4-Jis ne apni namazon ki fikar chordi ALLAH ne uski fiqr chordi.

5-Hr Farz Namaz k bad AYAT-UL-KURSI parhny wale or janat k drmyan sirf maut he.

6-ALLAH us shaks ko abad krta he jo Hadis sun k dosron tak pohnchata he.

Rooz Saza Deta Hai

wo kaisa shakhs hai k her roz saza deta hay
phir hansata hay wo itna k bhula deta hay

kabi jo ro day to mujko b bhool jata hay
aur phir bhool k mujko b rula dayta hay

us say poochon k bata kis say muhabat hay tumhai
Naam sargoshi main mera hi suna dayta hay

khud he kehta hai na dohraon purani yadain
main na dohraon to phir khud he suna deta hay

khud he likhta hai k jazbat main halchal na karo,
aur phir khud he nayee aag laga deta hay

Cat VS Elephant

CAT: tumhari kya umer hy

ELEPHANT: 5 year

CAT: mager tm to bohut bare ho

ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hun.

Behtrin nashonuma ki 10 khoobiyon wala.

or tumhari kya umer hai?

CAT: I am 30 years.

ELEPHANT: mager tum tu bohut choti nazar aati ho.

CAT: Ponds(cream) lagati hun.

Barrhti umar jese tham c gayi hy 😉

Depth of My Heart

One day I’ll go far away in the depths of my grave.
My Real Home.
Nobody can meet me,
I’ll b all alone.
My parents can’t come to help me.
I’ll b afraid of dark.
But,
Ur prayers may lighten my grave.
So,Please do remember me in ur prayers & forgive my last year’s mistakes in this Holy month of Ramzan If I have ever hurt you I’m saying sorry from depth of my heart and soul. Please accept my apology.
Regards…

Neimaton Ka Shukar

MAYUS WO HOTA HY

Jo “ALLAH” Pe “Yaqeen” Nhin Rkhta.

Aur

MEHROOM WO HOTA HY

Jo “ALLAH” Ki Di Hui Be Shumar Neimaton Ka Shukar Ada Nhin Krta.

Garz Howi To Pyar Kiya

Jab Garz Howi Tab Payaar Kiya,

Jab Waqt Mila Tab Yaad Kiya,,,

Ab Or Haqiqat Kaya Likhon Is Doar K Mukhlis Yaaron Ki..!

Pholon Ke Kaghaz Per

Yadon ki Barsat Lie

Duaon ki Soghat Lie

Dil ki Gehrayi Sey

Chand ki Roshanai Sey

Pholon Ke Kaghaz Par

Ap Ke Lie Sirf 3 Lafz

Happy Valentine Day

Every Love Story

Why in every love story sister suports brother but brother doesnt suport sister…..?

bcoz sister knows what love is..

and brother knows what boys are..:-D

😉

Outside is so pleasant

Look Outside

Its So Pleasant!

Sun Smiling For You

Trees Dancing For You

Birds Singing For You

Because I Requested Them All To Wish You

**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Tujhe chor dein ge

Har Baar Na Kaha Kar K Tujhe Chor Dein Ge Hum

Na Hum Itny Aam Hein Na Ye Tery Bas Ki Baat Hai.

Geo Pakistani girls

Parosi ka Bacha: Uncle ye lain mithaee Ammi aur Baji ne bheji hai

Uncle: ALLAH mubarak kare, kya khush khabri hai beta

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Bache: Woh HUMSAFAR mai Ashar ko sab pta chal gaya hai na… 😀

Geo Pakistani grls :p

Ishq ka Sila

maine ishq kiya aur ishq ka sila liya akela tha akela rahay gia ,

na ki kisi se koi shikaiyaat Aye Dost

tujhe sila diya aur Khud ko Gila diya.

Sad for being single

I am not sad for being single
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Rather im sad for the girl who is
single bcoz of me
Bichari bhatak rahi hogi darr badar

900 chuhe khake billi

Teacher Fill in the blank 900 chuhay kha k bili ______chali.

Sardar 900 chuhay kha k bili holi holi chali.

Teacher oye tenu pata nei eda ki jawab ay?

Sardar Me tuhada lehaaz rakhya A tusi mere master ho

Nei te 900 chuhay kha k te bili hil v nei sakdi ! ! !

Me te fer v holi holi tor diti Ay…

Lifes Critical Decision

Dont make lifes critical decision on the basis of your mood.
A mood is a dangerous state of mind
because it can crush reason under the weight of feeling.

Wafa ka Andaaz

unki wafa ka andaaz kuch elag hai….

aqeel___

kuch pal yaad kia aur bhool gy humain

Rooh Men Khushbu Ki Tarha

Khushbu tha Magar nazuk pholoon ki trha tha…..
Ek Shakhs Andheroon Men Ujaloon Ki trha tha…..
Khuwabon Ki trha tha Na Khyaloon Ki trha tha…….
Wo Ilm-e-Ryazi K Sawaloon Ki Tarha tha…..
Uljha Huwa Aisa K Kabhi Hal Ho Nahi Paya……
Suljha Huwa Aisa K Missaloon Ki Tarha Tha…..
Wo Mil to Gaya Tha Magar Apna He Muqaddar…..
Shatranj Ki Uljhi Huwi Chaalon Ki Tarha Tha…..
Wo Rooh Men Khushbu Ki Tarha Ho Gaya Tehleel……
Jo Door Bohat Chand K Haloon Ki Tarha tha……

An American Family

An American Family
Youngest Son: Dad, whats d diff between Potentially & reality?

Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million $?

Wife: of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.

Then Dad asks daughter: would u sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million $?

Daughter:Yes He s my fantasy!

Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, shahruk khan for 1 million $?

Elder Son:Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!

Father turns to his younger son: u see son, Potentially we r sittin
wid 3 million $, but in Reality we r living wid 2 prostitutes & 1
gay..!!!! 😀

Maar se Samjahti Nahi

Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladhki ko
kiss kar raha hai.

PRICIPAL – what is this ?

Teacher – Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha …..;)

Momemts of Professional life

Momemts of Professional life:

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1. Most irritating moment:

Morning alarms

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2. Most dfficult task:

to find apropriate dress

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3. Most dreadful journey:

way to office

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4. Most lovely time:

Meeting friends

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5. Most tragic news:

Suddenly boss calls in office

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6. Most wonderful news:

Boss is absent Yahooooo!

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7. Most funny moment:

Boss cracks a joke & nobody laughs;-)

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8. Most happy moment:

Salary in hand.

Enjoy professional life!

Aansoo poetry

Likhna to tha ke khush hoon tere bager bhi,
Aansuu magar kalam se pehle hi girr gaye…

Good Morning

Pani ki Boond Pholon ko Mehka rhi hai,

Thandi Hawa Tazgi Jaga rhi hai,

Ho jao Ap bhi is mein Shamil,
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1 Pyari Si Subha Ap Ko Jaga rahi Hai.

beautiful Girl

“A Beautiful Girl cannot give you a Beautiful Future

ButA Beautiful Future can give you many Beautiful Girls”

(Hitler)

Submit By: nabeel

The Monkey In The Zoo

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .

Qadmon K Nishan

Ye Keh Kr Frishton Se Jannat Men Chala Jaon Ga

Apni MAA K Qadmon K Nishan Dhond Raha Hon…!!!

ALLAMA IQBAL

Height of Stupidity

Height of Stupidity
One day some friends were walking down the beach..
One shouted,”Look at that dead bird!!”
All looked up at the sky and asked:”Where Where?

Dil Jeet Le Woh Jigar

Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai
Katal kar de woh nazar rakhte hai
Wada kiya hai kisi se hamesa muskurane ka
Warana hum bhi ankhon mai samunder rakthe hai..

funny teacher sms

Chemsitry ke class mein

teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?

Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-

Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&

Hotel charges alag se…

Teri Muskaan

Teri MuSkaan, Tera LehJa,

Tere Masoom Se Alfaaz

KiYa KaHun BasS

BoHat YaaD Aaty Ho TuM.

Eid Mubarak to you

Eid Mubarak to you and your family.
May Allah shower His blessings upon you and your family.

Remember me in your prayer.

Dosti ka pyar

Hmko DOSTI ka pyar itna do k

had na ho, mgr eitbar b itna krna k

shak na Ho DOSTI itni sachi

krna k bewafai na ho or Dua bas itni krna k

kabi judai na ho

Rabi ul Awwal Month sms

…Dua…
Aae mere Allah iss “rabe ul awal” k pak mahine mein mere iss dost k ache naseeb ki raah main aane wali her rukawat ko asani main badal day, iss ki zindagi ko khushion se bhar de aur iss per aisa karam kar k sari kaaeynaat rashk karay, aur her dua zaban se nikalny se pehle qabool farma!!
beshak Tu her cheeze pe “QADIR” hai.
(Ameen)

Bacha Upset Q Hai

Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He

Tum Ap Hi Apny Daam Kaho

Har Fard Yahan Par Taajir Hai
Har Waqt Tijarat Hoti Hai
Tum Ap Hi Apny Daam Kaho
Chup K Nahi Sar-e-Aam Kaho
Kya Lo gy Apni Yari Ka
Kya Lo gy Tum Dildari Ka
Ghum khawar Bano Gy Kitny Main
Tum Pyar Krogy Kitny Main
Sub Jazby Mery Naam Karo
Hum Naam Tum Apna Daam Kaho
Phir Daam Chukaany Ki Khaatir
Hum Apna Daftar Kholen To
Hum Apni Jaib Tatolen To
Bas Pyar Mily Ga Thora Sa
Aazaar Mily Ga Thora sa
Ye Sikkay Yahan Kab Chalty Hain
Kya Udhaar Mily Ga Thora Sa?
Ye Duniya Be aitbari Ki
Ye Arz Hai Har Beyopari Ki
Chal Chor Tamana Jazbon Ki
Hum Khali Hath Hi Aye Thy
Chal Khali Hath Hi Jayen Hum.

New Research of Astrologers

New research of astrologers.

never beleive in 3 people.

sagitarius, capricorn, pices. Bcz they never belive in anyone.

never lose 3 people,

libra, cancer, aries. Bcz they are the most sincere n true lovers.

never share with 3 people,

virgo, taurus,scorpio, bcz they can never keep secrets n cheat people by crocodile tears.

never reject 3 people,

leo, gemini, aquarius

bcz they are true friends n never think bad 4 any one.

Bata ke so jatay

Muntazir Rehna BahOt Takleef Deta Hai,
Bata Kar Hi Soo Jatay Agar Sona Zarori Tha

I Need You

I dont need a diamond ring.

I dont need the best chocolates.

I dont need the most expensive fresh flower.

But all i need is

Your love.
Your care.
Your time.

And most importantly I need you.

Tear Burns

Fact: A tear burns Hundred drops of blood
when it comes out of an EYE.
Crying some1 means ur gradually dying for some1

SO ALWAYS VALUE SOMEONES TEAR……. 😀

Dard Ko Samjtay The

Jo Dost Dard Ko Samjtay Hein Wo Kabi

Dard Ki Waja Nhi Bantay,

Aur

Jo Dost Sachi Dosti krtay Hein

Wo Dard Sehna To Jantay hein

Par Dard Dena Nhi Jantey.

Love you Like

I am Not Perfect,

But I Know That,

You Will Never..

Ever. . .
Ever. . .
Ever,

Find Someone Like ME. . . and No One Can Love You Like The Way

I Do !!!

Allah se kaho

I LOVE U
Allah se kaho!
I MISS U
Namaz se kaho!
I BELIVE U
Quran se kaho!
I TRUST U
Rasool se kaho!
I HATE U
Gunaho se kaho!
I’M Muslim fakhr se kaho.

PIA Air Hostess

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aap Khana Khayen ge…?
Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….???

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Air Hostess:

YES or No.

Tumhari Akhri Wish

Judge: Tmhari akhri wish?

Mujrim:
Aap ki beti se shadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs,
USA ka viza, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,
7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa,
or men un sab ki shadi karwa dun us k baad aap jo fesla do mjhe manzoor hoga.

Judge: Hahaha !! meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo kamine nu.!

Search of Seat

In search of seat in train,

Pessengr 1: thori takleef krein gy ap?

Psngr2: oi oi oi hui hui hui haye haye haye. . !
Enni kafi ay ya hor kran.

Bazar e Muhabbat

Her aik chor jata hai Bazar-e-Muhabbat Main

Bhar jaye jab Dil to loag Khilona badal liya kartay hain

Gunahoun Mein Guzri

Un ki tareef kia poochtey ho

Umar sari gunahoun mein guzri

Paarsa ban rahey hein wo aesey

Jesey ganga nahaye howey hein

Ishq mai kia tujhey hum batayen

Kis kadar chowt khaaye hoe hen

Khaak mujh me

“Khaak mujh me kamal rkha hai,

Mustafa ne sambhaal rAkha hai…,

Mere aibon pe

daal k parda,

Mujhe achhon me daal rakha hai,

Apne daman se kr k wabasta,

Hr musibat ko taal rakha hai,

Me to kab ka he marr gaya hota,

AAQA

tere tukron ne

paal rakha Hai.

Subhan ALLAH

Meri zindgi mera sath de

Meri zindagi mery sath chal

Tu tham k mera hath chal

Mery hath mein Tu hath de
Tu Umer bhar mera sath de

Tujy dekhna meri arzoo

Tujy sochna meri justjoo

Mujy din de apny khial ka
Mujy apny qurb ki raat de

Main akaily bhatkoon kahan kahan

Tery dam se ye saansain rwan dwan
Ye safr boht tavil hy

Tera sang hseen-o-Jamil hy

Meri dhrkno ko qrar de
Mery bigry hal sanwar de

kbi khd b mery pas a

mujhe uljhno se nijat de

Meri zindgi mera sath de.”

Send Ur Girlfriend On A Treasure Hunt

Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt.
Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town.
Wen she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.

Raton ko saja dega

meri soony soony raton ko saja dega

pyaar hota hai kya smjha dega

ishq mein wo kabhi na daga dega

sirf chahe ga mujh ko wafa dega

ik din usko ana hoga jaye ga kahan

aye ga aye aye aye ga

wo raja me khwabon ka wo raja me khwabon ka
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mein ne banaya hai …….

1 Larke Or Larki

1 Larke Or Larki
Ki Shadi Howi To
Garmi Bohot Thi
Ap Yaqeen Karo
K Dosre Din Hi
Un
K
Gher
Bacha Howa
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SaLaN Khrab
Ho Gaya.

Maxak ke haad

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND

Pagal kahe gussa na hona

Jahil kahe to b cool rahna

Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marnaQ k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.

No Matter The Sky

No matter the sky is black or blue,
no matter theres stars or moon,
as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always
be wif u. Gd Nite!

SHAB-E-QADR ki raat MUBARAK

Hawa ko khushbu
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MUBARAK
Fiza ko mausum
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MUBARAK
Chaman ko gul MUBARAK
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Aapko humari taraf se
SHAB-E-QADR
ki raat MUBARAK.

ABBA ki Barat ma

Tamam Pakistanio ko inform kia jata hy k hr match hm nhi jeet skte q k baqi teams yahan apne ABBA ki Barat ma nhi i hy!

A Pblic Service Msg by

Shahid AFRIDI:)

Burst Into Tears

You Hurt Me, I Kept Silent……!!!

You Teased Me, I Kept Silent… !!!

You Ignored Me, I Kept Silent….!!!

But, One Day You Leave Me, I Burst Into Tears

Coz, You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve …!!

Jaye Humse Khata

Itni ulfat Na Karo K Bikhar Jain Hum,
Thora Danta B Karo K Sudhar Jain Hum,
Agar Ho Jaye Humse Khata,
To Ho Jana Khafa,
Magar Itna B Nai K Mar Hi Jain hum.

Gussa kiya hai

Kisi buzurg sy pocha gaya
“Gussa kia ha”
un buzurg nay fermaya
“kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko daina”
jazakAllah
Gud Morning

ik nigah k faiz se

kahin be kenar se rat jagey kahin zar nigar se khoab day
tera kia asol ha zindagi? mujhe kon is ka jawab dey
jo bicha sakon tery wastey jo saja sakon tery rasty
meri dastras men sitary rakh meri muthiyon ko gulab dey
ye jo khohishon ke parindey han inhen mosmon se garz nahi
ye urey ga apni moj men ise ab de k serab dey
tujhe cho lia to bharak uthy merey jismon jan men charag se
kabi yon b ho mery robaro k men nazar mila k ye keh sakon meri khoahishon ka hisab de
teri ik nigah k faiz se meri zeast harf mehk uthy
mear lafz lafz ho kehkshan mujhe aysi koi kitab dey

My Love For You

My love for you will never end
There are no two thoughts,
nor pretend,
Since the time I saw you,
I have fallen in love with you,
That time I had no clue,
That I wont be able to live
without you, Baby,
today I want you to know,
Though I dont have many
words to show That I love you..!!

Hathon ke lakeere

Wo jo badalta hai to besakhta meri aankhain……

Apny Hathon ki lakeeron mein ulaj jati hain….

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

The Night With Sweet Dreams

Night Is A Theater

Dream
Is A
Movie
…
God
Is The
Director,

Nature
Is The
Producer

U R
The Hero
“Enjoy”
The Night With Sweet Dreams…:-)

He Will Fight The World To Stop Ur Tears

May b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more

but

if
U drop a tear

he will Fight the worLd to Stop Ur tears…

Dil To Kehta Hai

DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA

MAGAR

Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya.

Best Wishes

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

Pir(Monday) ka Roza

Nabi-e-Karim (Sallaho Alaihi Wosallam) se Pir(monday) k din “roza” rakhne k bare main sawal kiya gaya, To Aap (Sallaho Alaihi Wosallam) ne farmaya k : main pir k din paida howa, aur pir ke hi din se mojh par Qura’an ka nazool shoro howa..(Muslim Shareef)

Aankhon se hamesha

aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door

Wah Wah

jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
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Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.

Wo Rishtey Nate Tor Chale

Lo Apna Jahan Ae Duniya Walo,
Hum Iss Duniya Ko Chhor Chale,
Jo Rishtey Nate Jore Thy
Wo Rishtey Nate Tor Chale,
Kuch Sukh K Sapne Dekh Chale Kuch Dukh K Sapne Jhel Chale,
Taqder Ki Andhi Gardish Ne Jo Khel Khellae Khel Chale
Her Cheez Tmhari Lotadi Hm Lekar Kuch Na Saath Chale
Phr Dosh Na Dena Ae Logo Hm Dekh Lo Khali Haath Chale
Ye Raah “FARAZ” Akeli Kat’ti Hy Yahan Sath Na Koi Yar Chale,
Us Paar Najane Kya Hoga
Is Paar To Sb Kch Haar Chaly

The Greatest Mistake

The Greatest Mistake Which We Humans Comit In Our Relationships:
“We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero And React DOUBLE.”

Hain sabhi ko

Hain sabhi ko
hum say shikayatein,
Pr humain ksi se
gila nahin
FARAZ…
Yeh usool hum
ne bana liya,
Na mila karo,
Na gila karo..

dard ko dard se na dekho

dard ko dard se na dekho ,,,

Dard ko b Dard hota hai,,,,

Har dard ko zarorat hai dost ki,,,,

akhar dost hi hai jo dard main

Hum Dard hota hai

Nasir Mehmood(03325868807)

Do hi lafzon ka Afsana

“…Do hi lafzon ka tha woh afsana…,”
“…Jo suna kar khamosh ho baithey..!”

“..Ibteda ye k tum ko chaha tha.,”
“..Inteha ye k khud ko kho baithey”

2 Dog kissed each other

Boy and girl are sitting in a park 2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy: jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi ??

Girl: ok, par sambhal ke…

kahi kutta kaat na le…!

Tanhai ki chadar

Tanhai ki chadar or’rhe
Teri Yaadon k kamre mein band
Hijr ki kaali ratoon meinJab aansu
mere girte heinEk naam tumhara lete hein
Palkon pe jhoolte chand qatreJab daman mein aa girte hein
Pegham mujhe ye dete hein
K pyar to bus ek dhoka haiKab kon kisi ka hota hai..

Funny bijili sms

Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Dosto Ko Har Sanss Ke Saat Yaad

Bhulna Meri Aadat Nahi Yaadasht Chalajye Tu Alag Baat Hai
Dosto Ko Har Sanss Ke Saat Yaad karta hon Sans Chala Jaye tu Alag Baat Hai

Zindagi Jis K Damm Se

Zindagi jis k damm se hai Dost,
Yaad us ki azaab-e-jaan bhi hai…