FARMAN e Hazrat ALI(A.S)
1.Jb aqal barhti hy to bolna kam hojata hy
2.Ache akhlaq se behtar koi sathi nhi
3.Aqalmand wohi hai jo umeden kam rkhty hen
4.Dunya me garib tarin shaks wo hy jska koi dost nh
5.Jo insan apne ap ko zyada pasnd krta hy to wo dosron ko na pasand hojata hy
|Subho Bakhair|
“Churail” Raat ko Wirano me Q Ghoomti he??
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Chalo Choro
Ye ap ka Personal Matter hai,
Jahan marzi ghumo phiro:->
Bas Yehi Soch Kar Us Ki Har Baat Par Yaqeen Kar Lia
FARAZ
Itnay Haseen Honton Say Wo Jhoot Kahan Boltay Hon Gay.
Wife : App ne muje pehle q nai bataya k apki pehle se ak biwi ha.
Husband: Jan bataya to tha k Rani ki taraha rakhunga.
When I Give Importance To People
They Think That I am Always Free
But They Never Understand that I Make Myself Available 4 Them Everytime…!
Talash e Manzil k marhalon me ye hadsa ik ajeeb dekha.
Faraib rahon me baith jata hai soorat e Eitbar ban kr.
Gharoor-e-Hasti ne mar dala
Wagarna hm loag jee hi lete.
Kisi ki Ankhon ka Noor ho kr
Kisi k dil ka qarar ban kr.
Dayar-e-peer-e-mughaan me aa kr
ye ik Haqeeqat khuli hai “SAGAR”
Khuda ki basti k rhne waly to loot lete hen yar bn kr .!!
wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Do not worry about what others thinks
Most people do not use their brain very often
Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi
…FARAZ…
Farq
Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,
oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.
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_/_DEKH yaar.
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak
When i wake up from a good dream
and can not go back to sleep,
i try to continue it in my head
Good Morning 😀
Heart is the greatest cheater in The WorLd
It Makes thosands oF differents excuses
to stay in Touch with the Person You L0V3
Husn Ki Jheel Ho Tum aur Kinary Hain Ye Hont..
Sach To Ye Hay K Mujhay Jaan Say Pyaray Hain Ye Hont..
Main Nay Har Bar Mohabat Sy Inhen Chooma Hay..
Us Nay Har Bar Mohabat Sy Obharay Hain Ye Hont..
Haath Honto Pay Mery Rakh K Mujhy Kehny Lagy..
Rokiye Inko,Bohat Shoq K Maary Hain Ye Hont..
Band Hoty Hain Ye Inkaar Ki Soorat Mein Magar..
Adh Khilay Hon To Mohabat K Ishary Hain Ye Hont..
Aaj Khud Apny Muqadar Py Mujhy Rashk Aaya..
Aj Honto Mein Mery Us Ny Utaary Hain Ye Hont..
Choom Kar Hont Mery Us Ny Kaha Tha A “Qateel”
Bus Tumhary Hain,Tumhary Hain,Tumhary Hain Ye Hont……!!!
Na Thi Jab Apny Haal Ki Khabar
Dekhty Rahey Logon K Aib-o-Hunar
Parri Jab Apnay Gunahoon Par Nazar
To Nigah Mein Koi Aur Bura Na Raha.
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9th Novermber Allama Iqbal Day
LamBa InTeZaR KaRWana To LOg KhoOb JanTe HaIn
WaSsI
Kia PaTa IsSI Me UnkO TaSKEeN MILtI Ho..?
Us mor se shuro karein aa phir se zindagi ..
Jahan hr Shay haseen thi aur hum tum ajnabi!!
Happy Morning
What is the difference between Like and Love
A masterpiece:
When you like a flower, you just pluck it.
But when you love a flower you water it daily
Have a Nice Day !!
Tujy paa na sakay to sari zindage tujy pyar karn gay
Dost
Ye zarori to nhe jo mil na sakay usy chor diya jaye
Raat Chup Hai Magar Khamosh Nahin
Kese Kahun K Aaj Phir Hosh Nahin
Aese Doobe Han Kisi Ki Yaad Ki
Gehraai
Mei
Aankhon Me Neend Hy Magar Sone Ka
Hosh Nahin
GooD Night
A Man Asked God:
WhY Did U Made Woman So Cute?
God Said: So U Can Love Her..
Man Asks: But God Y Did U Made Her So Stupid?
God Says: So She Can Love U too…
Tere ishq ki intaha chahta hun
Meri sadgi dekh kya chahta hun
Bhari mehfil ma baat dil ke keh de
Bra be adab hun saza chahta ho
Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka
K Jis Mein Jazbay Sulag Rahay Hain
Dhuaan Dhuaan Hain Ye Bheegi Aankhein
Jigar K Chhaalay Bhi Tap Rahay Hain
Jalay Hu-on ko Jla Raha Hai
Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka
Peyaam Koi, Slaam Koi
Gulaab Koi Na Khaab Koi
Tumhari Jaanib Se Pehle Paaya He Kab Tha Main Ne
Koi Bhi Jazba
To Kyoon Ye Khahish Jaga Raha Hai
Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka
K jo Dil Ki Dharti K Rang Saaray
Mita Raha Hai, Sta Raha Hai
Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka
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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?
Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.
Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?
Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?
Apke khayl ma konsi 2 cheezen muj me sub se zyada he?
=sabar
=Gussa
=Nafrat
=Saadgi
=Bachpana
=Sanjedgi
=shararat
=zahanat
=Khush ekhlaki
Reply must.
Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah.
Piyar mein “Judai” ki tarah.
Khuda kare aap ki Girlfriend aap ko rakhe.
Bilkul apne chotay bhai ki tarahBolo Ameen:-)
Pehlu Mein Reh kar Dil Ne Diya Hy Bahut Faraib,
Rakha Hy Usko Yaad, Bhulaany k Baad Bhi….
Main wafa ka konsa saleeka ikhtyar karoon Faraz. . ..
Usay yakeen ho jaye k mujy wo har ek se pyara hay….
kaisay ajeeb log hain teray Shehar mein FARAZ..
Shoq-e-mulaqat to rakhtay hain, magar baat nai kertey
Molve taqrir me:wo kon sa Waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ka nhi.behen behn ki nhi,maa beti ki nhi,bap bete ka nahi
Pathan:aftari ka waqt;:-D
GHEEBAT Ek aisa gunah hai jiski mafi sirf osi se mangi jaskti hai jiski GHEEBAT ki ho
Kabi jane anjane mey meine apki GHEEBAT ki ho to PLZ mujhe maaf kardena.?
Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)
There Are Some Unforgettable Days
In The History Of Any Nation
23rd March 1940
Is Very Important Day On Which
Quaid Gave A Platform
To The Movement Of Pakistan
This Is A Milestone Of Pakistan History
So !! Happy Pakistan Day
Jise Bana Dia Har Ghar Ko Gulistan
Chala Jaega Kuch Dino Ma Ye Mehman
Tohfe Ma Day Jaraha Hai Eid Sabko
Alvida Alvida Mah-E-Ramzan
Shab-E-Qadar Mubarak Ho
Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,
Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun,
Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta,
Magar jo khud “Nayaab” ho usay kya “Gulaab” doon..
Na me paas usko bula saka
Na me Dil ki baat bata saka
Wo hansi hansi me hi chal diya
K me hath tak na mila saka
U hi sochta raha door tak
Magar usko kuch na bata saka
Ye maqam hi tha ajeeb sa
K me khud ko b na bacha saka
Wo juda huva to kuch is tarah
Koi rasam tak na nibha saka
Usay jana tha wo chala gaya
Usay ab tak na bhula saka
Amazing Research:
In this depresed world, average person tells 4 lies per day or 1,460 per year. And, The Most Common Lie is:
“I”m Fine”
Na Cheeno Mere Mulk K Nojawanon Say
FACEBOOK Ki Service
“FARAZ”
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Aik Yehi Tau Book Hai Jo Woh Dil Laga Kar Parhtay Hain
We all have that one kind of zaleel person in our class
who says that exams had gone worst and always get topped.
khushi to kya ham gam se b moo morha nahi krte ,
Ho jate hain lis k ham ose chora nahi karte ,
Hr dil mian khuda basta hai ,
yeh jaan kar dil kisi kisi ks torha nahi kare
Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha:
Kya Gift Dun ???
Hubby: Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano…
Yahi kaafi hai…!!
Wife: (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahi Main To Gift Hi
Dungi
Barish ki tez bondon ny jb dastak di darwazy pr,
Mehsoos hua tum aay ho andaz tumhary jesa tha.
Hawa k halky jhonky ki jb aahat hui khirki pr,
Mehsoha.
Phir ruk gai wo barish bi,
Rahi na baqi aahat bi,
Main samjha mujhy tum chor gy andaz tumhary jesa tha.
BOys k dil ki sab se bari khUwahish
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Khd ktne e kaminey Q na hOn
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Larki shareef chaiye !!
“DOSTi”
WOH Jis Me sachi Har Bat Ho
Jis Me Har Bat Ka Ehsas Ho
Jis Me Har ADA Pay NAAZ Ho
Jis Me Pyar Hi Pyar Ho
Jis Me Koi DOOR Reh K Bhi PAS
Ho.:-*
Every Single Minute We Spend Together
Makes Me Feel Like Am In Heaven
Surrounded With Angels
Singing And Dancing To Me.
While Close To Me,
Am Looking And My Specials Angel.
And That Is You My Babe.
I Love You
Har Ladki K Life Me 1 Esa Ladka Hota Hai ,
Jise Wo Bhula Nhi Sakti
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Har Ladke K Life Me 1 Esi Ladki Hoti hai….
Jise Wo Pa Nahi Sakta…
If some one seriously wants
to be a part of your life,
they will seriously make an effort
to be in it
No Reasons
No Excuses
If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions,
it is not love,
but a transaction that never fails to lay stress
on a plus and a minus.
Any one have too much idea about love ?????????
mera Aik Question hai sub say:
Mohabbat jeet hoti hai
magar ay haar kune jati hai..
hai is ka jawab kis kay pass tu muhjy be baty…
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“2 Ajnabi dost”
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From: JinnU Rider
ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:
CHESS : Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.
AIM : Ambition In Mind.
DATE : Day And Time Evolution.
EAT : Energy And Taste.
TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.
PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.).
SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.
BYE : Beside You Every-time..:):):)
What I dream of is
an art of balance, of purity and serenity
devoid of troubling or depressing subject matter –
a soothing, calming influence on the mind,
rather like a good armchair
which provides relaxation from physical fatigue.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person,
he believed in me.
GHUROOR
1 dafa 1 zalim Bdshah ne elaan kya k me dnya k sb raaz janta hu or sbse ziada aqalmnd hu. Jo koi hud ko mjse zahin smjta he me uska sar qalam kr dnga.
Ye takabur dek kr wazir ki 10 sal ki beti ko bht gussa aya usne kaha agr tm sb kch jante ho to ye btao.
Ksne kaha tha k PEPSI 65 ruppy ki kr do?
Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi
Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.
Ladki: Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa Shampoo Dena
Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle Deta Hai.
Ladki: Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo Free Gift Hai Woh To Do
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: Par Aisa Koi Gift Nahi Hai.
Ladki: Magar Bottle Pe To Likha Hai Dandruff Free
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larki rockkk dukandar shockkk
Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar K Logon Ki…
Jahan Kuchh DAAM Ziyada Hon, Wahan Insan Bikte Hain…!
Mujh mai aaib Hazar hongay Magar Aik khoobi bhe hai
Hum jis ka Hath Thaam lay usay Chortay nahe hai
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha EID MUBARAK
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
KHAIR MUBARAK
Mat Puch Kitni Mohabbat Hain Mujhe Tujhse Ke Barish Ki Boond Bhi…!!!
Agar Tujhe Chu Le Toh Dil Mein Mere Ek Aag Lag Jati Hain…!!!
Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddique (R.A) jab khalifa banay tu un ki tankha ka sawal paida houa
Aap nay farmaya “Madina main 1 mazdoor ko jo yomiya ujrat de jati hy utni he meray liye bhe muqarrar ki jaye”
1 saathi bolay k is ujrat main Aap ka guzara kese hoga?
Aap ny frmaya:
“Mera guzara isee tarha ho ga jis tara 1 mazdoor ka hota hy
haan agr guzara na houa tou mai mazdoor ki ujrat barha doun ga aur mera wazifa b barh jaye ga”
SubhaN ALLAH
ik hmry HUKMARAN hn
Barish ki bondon ne jab dastak di darwaze per
Mehsos hua tum aye ho andaz tmhare jasa tha
Hawa k halke jhonke ne jab ahat ki khirki per
Mehsos hua tum chalay ho andaz tumhare jaisa tha
Main tanha chala jab barish may Ik jhonkay ne sath diya
Main samja tum sath ho mere Ehsas tumhare jaisa tha
Phir ruk gai wo barish b
rahi na baki ahat b
Main samja mujhe tum chor gae ANDAZ tumhare jaisa tha.
Teacher To Pathan: Leta Q ROo Rahe Ho
Pathan: Sir School ki Bell Toot Gai Hy
Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya baat Hy
Pathan: Ab Humari chotti kaise Hogi
The awsm line of school days
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Oye tune bhi homework ni kiya chal acha hai sath
me bhar niklenge dono
2 Cockroach “I.C.U” mein eik sath admit thay.
1st:Kisne maara??
2nd:Kisi ne nhi yar,aik lrki mujhy dekh k itni zorr se chillai k saala heart attack ho geya.
Sabke Dilo Mein Ho Sabke Liye Pyar,
Aanewala Har Din Laye Khushiyon Ka Tyohar,
Es Ummid K Sath Aao Bhulke Sare Gum,
New Year 2014 Ko Hum Sab Kare WELCOME.
Eid is abbout Colour fragrance merriment ,
extravagence , closeness , Harmony and Celebration
Wishing you n ur Family a
BLOOMING EID MUBARAK.
From: Nabeel (Admin)
No one lives on the top of the mountain.
Its fine to go there occasionally for inspiration,
for new perspectives.
But you have to come down.
Life is lived in the valleys.
Thats where the farms and gardens and orchards are,
and where the plowing and the work is done.
Thats where you apply the visions you may have glimpsed from the peaks. Arthur Gordon..
Log kehte hain..!
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“Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai..”
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Maine socha apko..
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.apni yaad dila dun;-
Boy: Hey
Girl: Yeah
How are you..
Boy: I am fine
Can you make My Biggest dream come true ?
You are the only one Who can does
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Girl: Sure.. what is your dream..??
Boy: I just want your one signature darling… please.
Girl: Dont be sad baby, where you want my signature. ?
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Boy:- On Our Marriage Certificate. 😉
I Thank Allah for stitching some beautiful people into the fabric of my life.
Their colorful patterns personalities & purity adds richness to who I am.
I Pray That: May Almighty Allah bless them with health wealth, wisdom, & prosperity.
May Allah decrease their sorrows, problems & enemies. May Allah keep
all my precious threads strong, safe powerful forever Ameen.
‘1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha
Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’
The most funniest situation in student life:
When we have no idea what to write in paper.
And supervisor comes and say wind up your papers
When you win , i will proudly tell the world
“Hey ! That’s my friend”.
But when you lose ,
i will sit by your side ,
hold your hand and say,
“Hey, i’m your Friend”.
Pakistan ka haal us shakhs jesa hai Jis ki 2 bevian hun
aik ka naam “America” Doosri ka naam “Taliban”
AuR Dono ko shak ho k wo doosri ko ziada chahta hai.
Birthday koi Wish Nahi karta
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Par Result ke
Time Dadi ki Mausi ki Beti ke
Husband ki Behan ka Phone aa jaata hai !!
Aaj toot ker uski yaad ai to ehsaas howa
FARAZ……
Uthar jayein dil main to bhulaey nai jaty
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