Why girl lives longer

Why girls live longer than boys????
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Scientific studies have proved that
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SHOPPING

never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
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PAYING the “BILLS” does

Good Morning Pain Sms

“Each heart has pains,

only the way of expression iz different.

Some hide in their eyes,

while others hide in their smiles…”

go0d moRniNG

Submit By: adeel

Tumhari Jesi Aik Aur lay Aun

Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun

Tu Agar Mujhe Nawazay

Tu Agar Mujhe Nawazay to Tera Karam Hay Khudaya…!!

Warna Teri Rehmaton K Qabil Meri Bandagi kahan hay…!!
Good Morning

Failsa Na Ho Saka

Kismt Buri Ya Mein Bura Ye Faisla Na Ho Saka

Mein Hr kisi Ka Ho Gaya Mera koi Na Ho Saka

An ideal man

A Man writing in his Diary:
“I’m an ideal man. I don’t smoke, drink or go to night clubs.
I am loyal to my wife and don’t flirt with strange women.
I sleep at eight o’clock at night n wake up early morning at 6.
I exercise daily n work regular hrs but all dis will change as soon as I get out of PRISON 😀

Khuwaish Mein

Na Jane kis ko pane ki khuwaish Mein

Mein rafta rafta khud ko kho rahi hoon

wo hans diye

wo hans diye to bikhar gay sitarey har soo

wo ro diye to koi rat mushk bo na hoi

wo chal diye to kai dastanen chor gay

wo mil gaiy to koi bat ro baro na hoi

Real Definition Of Yaad

The REAL Definition of

“YAAD”

Yaad wo nai jo akalay tanhai main aaye:

“Yaad wo hai jo mehfil main aye aur tanha ker jaye”

Pasina Rasool ka

Khushbu-e-Gulab hai Pasina RASOOL ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka

EID-e-MILAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho

Happy Ramadan Wishes Poetry 2012

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

Mere lub pr

Zehan may teri yaadon k siwa kuch b nai
Dil may guzri baaton k siwa kuch b nai
Tu jahan b rahy sada khush rahy
Mere lub pr duaon k siwa kuch b nai:-)

my balance is insufficient

SHAIR ARZ Hai…..

My balance is Insufficient

for making this call ‘FARAZ’

Mennu easyload kerwa de mein nachan saari raat

Amazing Observation

Amazing Observation!
2day a 10 year olds has a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook profile!
When I was 10 I felt cool with my new colored markers 😀

I am so sweet na

Hands Up Main Love officer:

U R Undar Arrest Q k jitne pyare aap ho
Itna pyara hona Qanuni jurm hy
Is liye aap ko mere Dil me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai.
Pata nahi aisa msg log mujhe hi Q send krte hen aisi kya bat hai muj me?
I am so sweet na

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.
Or
Tesra Misbah-Ul-Haq

Chahton ka SilSila Hai

“Ye kesa Chahton ka SilSila Hy,

Na usSe ShikaYat Hy Na Kud Se Gila Hy,

Zndgi Kis Mor pe Le i hy”wasi

Na usko Pany ki Himat hy Na Khony Ka HosLa hy..

NICE STORIES

3 NICE STORIES

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella

‘THATS FAITH’. .:)

2. Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs because he knows you will catch him.

‘THATS TRUST’. .:)

3. Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we set alarm for tomorrow.

‘THATS HOPE’

Dost judaye sms

Muhabbat ki zanjeer se dar lagta hai

Kuch apni taqdeer se dar lagta hai

jo Dost ko Dost se juda kerde

Hath ki us lakeer se dar lagta hai….

Normal Hug Say

A NORMAL Hug Says: Thanks
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A TiGHT Hug Says: I NEED U
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A M0RE Then TiGHT Hug Says:
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Banda Tharki Hai , Aur hi Kuch Chaahta Hai

SHELA KI JAWNI

Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga

teacher and student

Tchr: why did you laugh?

Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra

Tchr: Get out of class for a week

2nd Boy laugh

Tchr: why did u laugh?

Boy: i saw both straps

Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth

she bent down to pick chalk

Little jony started walking out

Tchr: y r u going out?

jony-wat i just SAW , I THINK My school days r over 😀 

Nigaahain Us Sakhs ko

Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass Matric karlo agey parhai asaan hai.

Mera Naam Hai Muhabbat

Mera Naam Hai Muhabbat..:)
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Or Piyar Se log Mujhe Love kehte Hain

sada khush rakhna

Mery Khuda Us ko ,

Tere Farishte Bhi Dein Dua Us Ko

Dena Us Ko Us Ki Chahat se zayda ,

Mange Qatra To Mile Darya Us Ko.. I MISS U

SMS Bhejan Da Nahi Si Shonk Saanu

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Horse But on Turtle

The priNce charming is not cOming on white hOrsE buT oN a turtLe..
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thats why, its taking him so long to come…susti mara ;->:p

Aehl e dil ka mizaj

Ha koi Aehl-e-dil jo khareeday hamara mizaj

Hum zakhan khareedty hn mohabbaton k bhaao mn

Is Ka Jawab Do

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It’s A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key

GIRLs are Busy Generation

GIRLs are the most busy generation in da world. BCOZ

1 hand on JHARO
1 hand on POCHA.
50% MIND on EDUCATION
50% MIND ON COOKING
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on MAKE UP
1 eye on DRESSES Nose on PURFUMS, Mouth on TALKING All tentions at 1 time

Phir b log LarkiyoN ko farig kehte Hain. :->

Jhukna Seekh Liya

Jis Ny

RAB K Liye

Jhukna

Seekh Liya

Wohi

“iLM”

WaLa Hy

Q

K

iLM WaLy

Ki Pehchan

Aa’jizi Hy

ORJahiL Ki

“Pehchan”

Takabbur..

Dua go:

Good Morning

Good Morning.
It Is Time To Jump Out Of Bed,
Brush Your Teeth,
Eat Your Breakfast And
Get Ready To Grab
All The Opportunities
That Will Come Your Way.

Wada e Shab Yaad aya

Dil Dharaknay Ka sabab Yaad Aya..

Wo Teri Yaad The ab Yaad aya..

Bari Mushkil se Din Guzara tha..

Phir Teray Wada-e-Shab Yaad aya…

Beth kr Saya-e-Gul main Nasir,

Hum Bohat Roye Woh Jab Yaad Aya….!!

Kasam Sy Zulm

Kasam Sy Zulm Hy Mere Sath…!! Janam…!!!

TumharY Hotay Hoe Meri Baahon May Takiye Ka Hona…!!!

Mere Mehmaan Nawazi mein

Koi To Baat Hai Aakhir Meri Mehmaan-Nawazi Me

K Gham Ek Baar Aatay Hain To Phir Wapis Nahi Jaatay

Sheikh k Ghar se Roti

1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli.
kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi,
billi ne jawab diya
‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”

Urdu Poetry Sms

Piyar Ka Pehla Khat Likhne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Naey Parindon Ko Urrne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Jism Ki Baat Nahi Thi Un K Dil Tak Jana Tha,
Lambi Doori Tey Karne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Ganth Agar Lag Jaey To Phir Rishte Hon Ya Dauri,
Laakh Karein Koshish Khulne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Humne Illaj-e-Zakhm-e-Dil To Dhoond Lia Lekin,
Gehre Zakhmoon Ko Bharne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Piyar Ka Pehla Khat Likhne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Naey Parindon Ko Urrne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai

“2 Ajnabi dost”

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I Offer My Opponents A Bargain

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Ik BeWafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea

Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea

Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea

Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea

Dua Aik Dastak Ki Trah hai

Agr
ALLAH  Tumari Duaen Pori Kr Raha hai
to Wo Tumara “Yaqeen” Barha raha hai.
Agr Duaen Pori krne me Dair kr raha hai to
Tumara”Sabar” Barha raha hai.

Agr Tumari Duaon Ka Jawab Nhi de raha
to Wo Tumen “Aazma” raha hai.
Is lie Hamesha “Dua” Mangte Raho
Ku ka
“Dua” Aik Dastak Ki Trah hai
Aur
Bar Bar Dastak Dene Se Darwaza Khulta Zarur hai..

Tumara Behtareen Hum Nasheen

Tumara Behtareen Hum Nasheen Wo Hai Jo Tumara Aib Jan kr b Tumare Sath Rhay,
Aur Wo Tumare Parwardigar k Elawa koi Ho He Ni Sakta.

Tere hotay hoe

Tere Hotay Hoay Bhi Aay KHALIQ
Mujh Py Hr Shakhs Ny KHUDAI Ki

Change the rule

A great sentence:
“If you don’t like a rule,just follow it..reach the top and change the rule..~,G()()D M()RN!NG,~

Happy Anniversary To You My Love

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Christmas candle

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away,
While quite unselfish
it grows small.

Nepal Masjid miracle

Check ths video plz
Nepal me 1 masjid ka Minaar bnaya gya us pe gumbad rakne k leay Crain mangi tu Non Muslims ne kaha k apne Rab se kaho wo tumhari Madad kre.Wahan k Imam Sb ko khwab me Nabi Akram (P.B.U.H) ki ziyart hui. Ap ne frmaya k Is Gumbad pe Sufaid kapra daal do.
Gumbd Hawa mei Tairta hua kese Minaar pe fit hota he,
ye Manzar dhakne k leay visit karen

WWW.YOUTUBE.COM

search
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Allah’s Help
ALLAH apko Sadaa khuSh Rakhe.
Aameen

Do you marry me

Man: Marry me.. ?

Woman: Do you have a flat .. ?

Man: No..

Woman: Do you have a camry car.. ?

Man: No..

Woman: How much is your salary.. ?

Man: No salary.. but,..

Woman: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry

you.?? Leave please.!!3-|

Man: (talks to himself)

I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches

Why do I still need to buy camry .?!

How can I get the salary when actually I m the BOSS..? :/

MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say.. 😀

Yaad kerne ki

Hajoom-e-gham badal nhi sakte fitrat meri

Mai kya krun mjhy adat h tmhe yaad krne ki

Thinking Of You And

Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile.
Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart!

I hold your hand

Boy : Can I Hold Ur Hand ?
Girl : NoO
Boys : Why sOo ?
Girl : B’coz It Hurts When U Leave It.. :/ :/

GirL Friend Is Fun

GirL Friend is fun,
&
Wife is gun.
GirL Friend is Light of Moon,
&
Wife is Month of June.
GirL Friend is Tooty Fruity
&
Wife is Kismat Phooti.
GirL Friend is Beauty,
&
Wife is duty.
Girl friend is pension
&
Wife is tension.
Girl friend is pataka,
&
Wife is syapa.
Happy Kunwara Life.?

Boss Ka Number

SHETAN” ne poocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do

Apun usko tang krega! ¥

me ne APka number diya to SHETAN bolaabay

marwaye ga kyaye to BOSS ka number ha .

Right Words For Situations

If u cant find the right words for certain situations, just give a smile..
Words may confuse, but a smile always convinces:-)

I Live With Fear Every Day

Santa: I live with Fear every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is – but sometimes She allows me to go to the bar!

Height of Torture

Height of Torture

Boy:Today I m very tensed, Mood kharab hy, Sar bhi dukh raha hy, Lagta hy Dengue ne attck krdya hy, Aaj ja k CBC Test krwa0n ga.. . . . . .

Girl… Hmmmmmm..!!! “Acha wo sab chorho, ye dekho mere naye SHOES”

Saqi Poetry Tera Yaar Girty Girty

Mein Nzar Se P Rha Hoon Yeh Sama Bdal Na Jaye,
Na Jhukaao Tum Nigahen Kaheen Raat Dhal Na Jaye
Mere Ashk B Hein Is Mein Yeh Shrab Ubal Na Jaye
Mera Jaam Choone Waaly Tera Haath Jal Na Jaye
Abhi Raat Kuch Hay Baaqi Na Utha Naqaab Saaqi,
Tera Yaar Girty Girty Kahen Phir Smbhal Na Jaye….!

i love you

Forehead kiss   you are cute

Kiss on cheek  we are friend

Kiss on the shoulder  you are perfect

Kiss on the lips  I LOVE YOU

Chehre Naqabon Main

Hamesha Hi Nahi Rehte
Kabhi Chehre Naqabon Main

Sabhi Kirdar Khultay Hain
Kahani Khatam Hony Par.

Book continues in

Law of studentology

Book continues to be in state of rest or
covered with dust and soil, unless exams are appeared

28 May Youm-e-Takbeer Sms in Urdu

On 28th May 1998
Pakistan Had Conducted 6 Atomic Tests
And Become 1st Islamic Super Power
So Lets B Thankful
To Allah Almighty

And Always Pray for country

Tm Jeson Ki Mehfil Mein

Kyun Kehtay Hein Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai,

Main To tm jeson Ki Mehfil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Masoom Hun… :p

Kaisy main MAAN

Kaisy main MAAN lon koi “MERA” nahi Raha…??

Jab tak “KHUDA” ki zaat hai,Tanha nahi hon main..!

Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili

Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi.
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila

Challenge for you

Challenge for you

Mind Game!

Correct the spellings.

Lets see how intelligent you are?

Total marks = 100
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Every Questions contains 10 marks.
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Passing marks = 50

Q.1:
adrazbufama
(city)

Q.2:
satenepil
(country)

Q.3:
lbcrebo
(profession)

Q.4:
isrtw
(body part)

Q.5:
ionakd
(vegetable)

Q.6:
ncaer
(animal)

Q.7:
aayapp
(fruit)

Q.8:
astenbenlti
(sport)

Q.9:
oilahksnah
(celebrity)

Q.10:
oteckandry
(vehicle)

Earth Is For Selfish

A little fish asked her mom..

Why we can’t live on earth..?

Mom said:O my innocent child…

Earth is only made for sel-fish

not for fish…

Goodmoring

Hopeful Man

A hopeless man feels Dificulty in every chance. And a Hopeful man feels a chance in every dificulty.

Be hopeful and trust in ALLAH.

Good Evenin

Today its me Tomorrow its U

Feelings are the most delicate thing in life.
Never hurt them when any one truly shows on u.
Bcz someone said it right,

Today its me, Tomorrow its U

Kabhi Wo Khafa Kabhi Mein kahafa

“Yunhi runjashon mein guzar gaye…!
“Kbi wo khafa…! “kbi mein khafa…!
“Chahton k morr per kbi wo ruka…!
“kbi mein ruka…!
“Wohi rasty…! “wohi manzlien…!
“Na usy khabar…!
“Na mujhy pata…!
“Apni apni ana mein gum
“Kbi wo juda…!
“Kbi mein juda…!”

Liking what you do

Doing what you like is freedom
Liking what you do is happiness

Ap Jaisa Dost

Khuda boht meharban ha Q k us ne doston ki koi keemat nhi rakhi,
Agr wo aisa
krta to ap jaise dost ka to “PATEESA” bhi nhi ana tha…;-))

Silence And Smile

Silence & smile are two powerful tools,

smile is the way to solve many problems &

silence is the way to avoid many problems.

Good night

Moment of Understanding

The moment we understand,

Allah decisions are always in our best interest,

life becomes that little bit easier.

Happy Valentine Day

Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!

Thanks And I Love You

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day

I Love You

Girl: i love U I cant live without U,

Mar jaungi,
Mit jaungi,
Tumhry payar
mey Fanaa ho jaun gi ??? ? ? ? ?

Boy: Dehk ly jesa tujhy theek lagy 😉

Mili hayat hi aisi

Mili hayat hi aisi k HAYA b RO pari

Teri talash me zalim SAZA b RO pari

Tjhy toot k chaha or itna chaha

Teri wafa ki khatr WAFA b RO pari

Mera naseb meri qismt mera muqadar bany tu

Tjhy hi mangty mangty DUA b RO pari

Kitab-e-dil me tera baab jb band kia

Khatm krte krte kitab bi Ro pari.!

When Someone Love You

When someone loves you they donot have to say it

All the time……

you can feel it!!

Mere aadat nahi badle

Haseen Ankhun ko parhne ka ab tak shoQ hay mujh ko

Mohabbat may ujaar kar bhi mere Aadat nahi badle

Muskurane ki zarorat kia thi

Outstanding love poem.

Is trha satane ki zrort kia thi?
Kuty Kaminy dil ko jalane ki zarorat kia thi?
Jo nai tha Ishq to bhonk daty,
Apni oqat dikhane ki zarorat kia thi?
Maloom tha k ye khwab toot jaenge,
Manho0s phr nend me ane ki zarorat kia thi?
Ishq per lagti rahegi har dor me pabandi,
Ek aashiq ki wat lgane ki zarorat kia thi?

Maan lo agr ye yk tarfa mohabat thi,
To phr nafsiyati kanjar!

Mujhe dekh kr muskurane ki zarORat kia thi?

Are you single

She: R u single?

Me: haan ekdum… main toh paida bhi akela hi huya tha

She: baki sab barat leke paida hote hai stupid

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Tere result da ki banya

Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
Sardar:Te tOu?
Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..

Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae..

New Research of Astrologers

New research of astrologers.

never beleive in 3 people.

sagitarius, capricorn, pices. Bcz they never belive in anyone.

never lose 3 people,

libra, cancer, aries. Bcz they are the most sincere n true lovers.

never share with 3 people,

virgo, taurus,scorpio, bcz they can never keep secrets n cheat people by crocodile tears.

never reject 3 people,

leo, gemini, aquarius

bcz they are true friends n never think bad 4 any one.