dosti shayari sms

Ay Rab apny pas meri ye amant rakhna

rahti duniya tak mera dost salamat rakhna

meri ankhon k saray deep buja dena magar

us ke ankon k saray khawab salamt rakhna

At the end

Everything will be okay in the end.

if it is not okay, then it is not the end

Charsi Ke Bhang

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.
1 admi bola:
Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho.

Charsi:
Mei b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun.

propsing a girl

New style of propsing a girl

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.Aap k paon bohat khubsorat hain kiya yehi khobsurat paon merey bachon ki jannat ban saktey hain..!:-p hahaha.

Urdu Chand Raat Poetry

Dekhiyeh chand raat aai hai
sath khushian hazar laee hai

tum chaley aao aik lamhey ko
ham bhi manain ke eid aae hai

chaand bhia ya chand lamhon ko
jaisey tum ney jhalak dikhai hai

ham ne qismat ajeeb paee hai
Eid ka din hai aur judai hai

keh rahe hai hawa mujhy yasir!
us ne mehndi abhi lagaii hai

Mazahiya: Boy I love you Girl

Boy: I LOVE you
Girl: Tameez se bat ki jiye
Boy: Bismilla hirRahma NirRahim Noor-e-Jannat dil-ki-Dharkan Jan-e-Aziz kya aap hamari AMMI jaan KI Bahu banen gi.?

Guzre huwe waqt ki Yaadein

Saza Ban Jati hain Guzre huwe waqt ki Yaadein!
.
Najane Kyun Matlab ke Liye Mehrban hote Hain Log …

Jb Bhi Teri Deed Ka Imkan Rahega

Jb Bhi Teri deed ka imkan rahega,

Dil or pareshan pareshan rahega,

Chalo door reh kr khwabön me milte hen,

Milne ka yehi raasta aasan rahega.

Good Nite …

Comments On Love

Nice Comments
For ” LOVE ”

Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)

Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)

Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)

DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)

Muhabat mat karna kyun k main bhi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hun
(MUNNI).

Azaan-E-Husn Deti Hay

Azaan-E-Husn Deti Hay Tere RUKHSAAR Ki MASJID …!
Ijazat Ho Tou Honton Se Ek SAJDA PYAR Ka Ker Loon !!!

Kbi Pyar k jhagre

Kbi Pyar k jhagre

kbi Mohabat ki baatain,

Wohi aap hi k Qissay,

wohi aap hi ki baatain,

Wo mila hai mujh ko aksr

sar-e-rah chalte chalte

Wohi ajnabi nigahain,

wohi berukhi ki baatain

Na samaj saka jahan mai koi mera dard,

Mere gham ko log samjhe meri shairi ki baatain

Koi hum ko ye bataye ye junoon nhi to kya hai ?

Mile jab B hum kisi se karen aap hi ki baatein

Mere haal pe wo yunhi kuch aise muskuraya

Mai sun rha ho jese kisi ajnabi ki baatain.?

Dastan-E-Gham

Sun kr Tamam Rat Meri Dastan-E-Gham…..!

Wo Muskura k Bolay Bohat Bolte Ho TUm……!!

Husband Ki Talaashii Mein

Kisi mahapurush ne kaha hai-
.
ke
.
.
Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi-
.
.
husband ki Talaash me….
.
.
.
Aur baaki aadhi..
.
.
.
.
.
.

Husband ki Talaashii me guzar jati hai

Night Tips

NIGHT TIPS:

>wazu kr k sona.

>bister jharna

>dahini krwat pr sona

>tahajjud &fajr k lea jagne ki neyat krna

>1 glass pani p k sona

>pehla kalma

>ayat ul kursi

>sub ko maaf kr k sona

>sonay ki dua prh kr sona

“ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AMOOTO WA AHYA.”

(Har rat hm ek dusry ko gudnite k msgs krty hain.aj ye fwd krain.agr kisi ek ne b amal krlya to ap b sawab painge..

Talbe dua

Relationship Is Like Stapling Paper

Relationship are like stapling papers togeather,
Easy to attach but difficult to detach,
even if detached they leave a mark on whole life.

Piyar ka jazba

Ayse to kisi shaks ko ruswa nhi katry..
Apnu k sitam par koi shikwa nhi karty…

Manzil pe pohchny ki talab hoti hai jin ko..

Raston py khary ho k wo socha nhi karty…

Rakhty hain jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba…

Wo log kbhi toot k bikhra nhi karty…

Zara Mujay Apna Mobile Dikhana

Wife: Zara Mujay Apna Mobile Dikhana.

Husband: Wait,

Us Ko me on To Kr Lu.
Delete Videos
Delete Pictures
Delete Private Folders
Delete Nmbers
Delete All Messages
Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete .

Format Memory Card .

Yeh Lo… .

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaye Hn… Bs Time He Dekhna Tha, THnX 😀

Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon

Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon
Tum Kaisi Mohabbat Karti Ho

Tum Jahan Peh Beth K Jati Ho
Main Waheen Pe Betha Rehta Hoon
Us Cheez Ko Choota Rehta Hoon
Main Aisi Mohabbt Karta Hoon

Meri saadgi dekh kya chahta hon

Kisi ne Allama Iqbal se pocha “aqal ki intiha kya hy?”

jawab mila: “Hairat”

phir pocha gaya:
hairat ki intaha?
Jawab mila ” ishq
“ishq ki intiha kya hy?”

farmaya: “Ishq la intiha hy, es ki koi intiha nahi”

sawal karne wale ne kaha: “magar aap ne likha hy,
‘tere ishq ki intiha chahta hon”

aap ne muskura kr kaha: “dosray misray me apni ghalti ka aitraaf b kya hy k
“Meri saadgi dekh kya chahta hon”

Dada Or Dadi Ne

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
.
unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
.
dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
.
Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
.
Ammi ne jane nai diya

Good friends In A Life

Good friends are those that keep a good relation even when you totally screw up,they say sorry even when they know they are not at fault, they make u do stupid things but support u when u are in trouble,make u smile when u cry, be totally busy but be there when u need them, i do not always do the right things, but i love my frndz and value them and when i screw up thngs jst know that I am sorry ! Life is short and u people are very important to me…!!!

Can U swim?

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

Amrican: Dog is Better than U

bcz it Swims

Pathan: Can U Swim?

Amrican: Yes

Pathan: whats the Diffrence between U & Dog.

GEO Khan

Udaasiyo Ka Mosam

Ye Udaasiyon Ka Mosam Meri Zindagi Na Le Le..

Mera Dam Nikal Na Jaaye Usey Yaad Krty Krty..!

Himat ker Himat

,****,

(@.@)

^ /

/

Maan sadkay jaway…..

Pehlay rozay me he kesi shkl nikl aai hai…abi to 29 rozay baqi hai…

Himt kr himt.!

Normal Valentine Weeks Calendar

Normal Valentine Weeks Calendar:
February 7, 2013: Rose Day
February 8, 2013: Propose Day
February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day
February 10, 2013: Teddy Day
February 11, 2013: Promise Day
February 12, 2013: Hug Day
February 13, 2013: Kiss Day
February 14, 2013: Valentine Day

My Valentine Weeks Calendar
February 7, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 8, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 9, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 10, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 11, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 12, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 13, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 14, 2013: Forever Alone Day

Meri ankhain ojhal ojhal

ay kash k meri rahon mai beetey wo zamane aa jayen
mai samney un k baitha hon mere dost purane aa jayen

jo chord gaye tanha muj ko ma geet unhi k gata hon
kisi roz wo meri rahon pe mera dil he dokhane aa ja

ik bar jo dori ho jaye phir sath wo chal b saktey hain
per bat kahan wo rehti ha sab chahey manane aa jayen

meri ankhain ojhal ojhal hain mere din b bhojal bhojal hain
merey samney a nahi sakte ger mera khwab churane a jayen.

Pathan writing his Diary

Pathan writing his Diary:

“My sister had a baby

this morning..

I have not heard

that

its

a boy

or

a girl..

So,

I dont know whether

I am

uncle

or aunty…”:D

Bohat Khamosh Rehta

Buhat khamosh rehta tha
Kisi se kuch na kehta tha

Wo jub bhi muskurata tha
Baharain aa hi jaati thin
Bus ek pal ki udaasi se
Khizaen aanay lagti thin

Mujhay mehsoos hota tha
Ke jese her haseen mosam
Usi ki dastaras mai ho

Magar ek din
Mere bas itna kehne par
Ke hum ab mil na payenge

Wo itna toot ke roye
ke samundar sochta hoga

Us ki aankhon mai ya mujh main
Paani kis mai zyada hai ……….!!

khaloos-e- Niyat

Baat”Sajdon”ki Nahin khaloos-e- Niyat ki hoti hai, “IQBAL”

Aksar Log Khali hath Laut atay hain hr”Namaz”k baad.

Jab Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karte Ho Tum

jab mohabbat ka iqrar karte ho tum
dhadkano mein naya rang bharte ho tum
baarha kar chukay ho, magar aaj phir
mujhko apna banane ka wada karo

sirf lafzon se iqrar hota nahi
ik janib se hi pyaar hota nahi
main tumhein yaad rakhne ki khaoon kasam
tum mujhko na bhulane ka wada karo

Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT:

Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT:

1. I miss u.

2. Main jhoot nhi bolti.

3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon.

4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.

5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.(Dis line iz 100% true)

6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.

7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.

8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.

9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.

10.Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina.

Send to all boys

Ek Aadmi Aur bacha

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar
gaya, Bell
bajai
“Ding dong.. ting tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe
hain ?
Bachcha: uncle Papa toh
Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko
bula do
Bachcha: ji woh cricket
khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh
hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party
mein gai
hai
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta
tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi
kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh
apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huya hun :

Meri SHadi Abhi Bohat Door Hy

Ankho My Goror Hy
Dil My Soror Hy
Koi Mangy Mera Number To Dena Zaror Hy

Q K

Meri Shadi Abhi Bohat Door Hy: ->

Teri Gali Whicho Langaa Ge Jaan Jaan Ke

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Wish U Happy EID MUBARAK

May the Blessings of ALLAH fill your

Life with happiness and open all doors of

Success now and always…..

“Wish u a very Happy EID MUBARAK”

Mummy Ka Sath ku Sote Ho

Beta: Papa Aap Mummy K Sath Q Sote Ho?

Papa: Sath Sone Se Piyaar Barhta Hy Is lye.

Beta: Papa Jhoot Mat Bolo

Is Se Piyar Nhi

Parivaar Barhta Hy.

One Of The Most Beautiful Qualities

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.

Nazaaron se kauf

Ye Kab Kaha Tha Nazaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai ?
Mujhe Tou Chaand Sitaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Main Dushmanon K Kisi Waar Se Nahi Darta,
Mujhe To Apne Hi Yaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Khiza Ka Jabar Tou Seene Pay Rok Lete Hain,
Hamein Udaas Bahaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Mile Hain Dosto Besaakhiyon Se Gham Itne,
Mere Badan Ko Sahaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai….
Main Iltifaat Ki Khandaq Se Door Rehta Hun,
Ta’alluqaat K Gaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai..
Ye Kab Kaha Tha Nazaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai ?
Mujhe Tou Chaand Sitaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Main Dushmanon K Kisi Waar Se Nahi Darta,
Mujhe To Apne Hi Yaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Khiza Ka Jabar Tou Seene Pay Rok Lete Hain,
Hamein Udaas Bahaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Mile Hain Dosto Besaakhiyon Se Gham Itne,
Mere Badan Ko Sahaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai….
Main Iltifaat Ki Khandaq Se Door Rehta Hun,
Ta’alluqaat K Gaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai..

Ik Sardar Apny Gar K Bahar

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

wa sardar sahib kia body hai

Iss pr sardar bola ……….

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho

Amanat May Khayant

Har Namaz Ke Baad 3 Martaba Pehla Kalma Parho Aur Yeh Dua Mango Ke Aey ALLAH Yeh Kalma Tery Pas Meri Amanat Hai Aur Marney Say 2 Mint Pehly Yeh Mujhay Lotaa Dena.

ALLAH Kabhi Amanat May Khayant Nahi Kartey.

Maut Se Kah Do K Hum Se

Maut se kah do k hum se
narazgi khatam kr le ab
Wo bhut badal gye jinke
liye hum jiya krte the

Shohar biwi mood mai

9 sal k betey ko balcony mai bhej ker kaha k mohaley mai jo kuch ho raha hai batao

Beta:Jamil sab car may ja rahe hain,

ASLAM sAhb ghaas kat rahe hain aur Nasir sahab apni begum ko chood rahe hai. Bap:tmhen kese pta?

beta:q k unka beta bhi balcony mein khara hai?

Submit By: Rehan (0345-8503030)

Attention deficit

Professor:What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?

Student: jimbalakadi bamba.

Professor: Sorry, I dont undrstnd wht u said?

Student: Same here sir! 😀

Haal pochney se

haal pochney se konsa haal theek ho jata ha dooost

tasali-e-dill ho jati ha k koi apna b ha

Dil main basney walle

Raste ber ro ro kar pocha muj se powon k..
chalown ne basti kitney door banai
Dil main basney walon ne…

Submit By: aamir zaman tanoli (+966569417781)

Iftar invitation

“Iftar invitation”
From.
Me

20 Ramzan
21 Aug 2011 Sunday

Shah Nasir Hall
3rd floor
Buraj_ul_khalifa
Dubbai.

No excuse plz.

fulfilling new year

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!

New Point for Start business

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: Father in law

Urdu Morning Greeting

Kainaat k sare rang,
Rangon k sare Phool,
Phoolon ki sari Khushboo
Khushbu ki sare khushi.
Khushi k har lamhe,
or in lamhon se bharpoor,
Zindagi ki Dua sirf Ap k Naam.
GOOD M0RNING

School vs University

*School vs University *
*School=pencil,rubber,sharpner, scale..
*Uni:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:)
*School:class me enter h0ny se phly Maam may i come….
*Uni:bina btae he mobile kan se laga k class se bahir:p
*School:bag me her subject ki book & copy……
*Uni:yar aik paper to phar k dae:D
*school=dost mje wo wali class fellow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
*Uni=jigr bachi chek kr, dusra  oye shram kr bhabi hai teri :-D;-)B-)

Mje Ankh marte ho

Srdar apni bv k 7 ja rha tha
To
1 lrka ne ankh mari
srdar
tuje shrm ni ati mje ankh marte ho
Lrka
Mene tuje ni teri bv ko mari
Srdar
Sory yr mene tuje glt smja.

Un ke Amal

Kaash un k amal bhi hon achay
Jin ki baatain boht hi piyari hain

Ghor Se Dekho Aaina

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina wah wah

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,

MADE IN CHINA .

Hahahahahahahaha..:p:p

Sweet As horney

Love is as sweet as honey As languish as Wine

As bitter as lemon As tasty as Meal

As angry as devil As long as you want

But remember one thing my Friend,

Love did not need to stay for a time

It starts from very first sight

And last till the end

Happy Valentine Day !!!

tum mere bano na bano

Aisa nyaz-e-ishq ne sada bana diya

Hum us k ho gay use apna bana dya

Takder ne falk ne mohbat ne ishq ne

Jis ne bhi chaha mera tamasha bana dya

Veeraniyan samet kr sare jahan ki

Jab kuch na ban saka to mera dil bana dya

Ab tum mere bano na bano hai tum ko ikhtyar

Tkdeer ne to mjh ko tmhara bna dya.

Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)

Top 10 lie/Jhoot of Boys in Urdu

Boys k Top 10 jhoot!!

1-Mujy tmhari boht fikar hy (jhoota :p)
2-Tm meri life ki pehli or akhri pasnd ho… (astagfirullah :@)
3-cell silent pe tha jaan (larky ka mob or silent?? :o)
4-Ami ki call thi jani (had hogai
5-Hmari shadi zarur hogi. (kis se wo abi pta ni ;))
6-Mushkil waqt main muje sath paogi..! (bhagne walo k 7 :D)
7-Pyar main sub jaiz h mri jaan…. (chahe izat ki Abc hojaye :/)
8-Tmhary parnts mery parnts hain (sirf shadi se pehle tak :p)
9-Tmhary siwa kisi se bat nai krta… (Sirf tUmhRy samNy ;))
10-Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga…!:D (puray ek hafty tak :

Ishq zinda bhi chor

Ishq zinda bhi chorr deta hai.

Tum ko apni misaal dety hain..

That Awkward Moment

That awkward momment:

when you already said What 3 times and

still dont know what they said

so you just agree

Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai

Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai Yu Toh Saath Rehkar Bhar
Bhi Koi Saath Nahi Rahta Kehne Ko Bahut Kuch Hota Hai,
Par Ankaha Reh Jata Hai Bichad Jane Par Bhi,
Fariyaad Hoti Hai Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai,
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas Toh Yaadein Aati Hai
Zindagi Ek Safar Hai Guzar Hi Jayega,
Waqt Toh Waqt Hai Kat Hi Jayega.

Yaad kerte the mujh

Tum ajnabi thay to Roz yad krtay thy mujhe

Tumein apna hone ka ehsas dilaya to yaad hi krna chor dia

Love Hurts

Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts
the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.

Keep Love In Your Heart

Keep love in your heart.
A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

Your Are Genius

If you learn from your mistakes,

you are intelligent,

But if you learn from somebody mistake,

you are Genius.