Laut Ka Anay Wala

Tum Laut k anay ka takalluf mat Karna,
Hum Ek mohabbat ko Do baar Nahi kartay…

Try Something New

Anything that does not move your actions is never your destiny.
So quit and give a trial to a new ideology or thought

Air Hostess Ko Kiss keroga

PIA ki flight me Captain anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…

Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.

ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga….

Hansi Ke Raste Pe Chala Karo

Hansi ke raste pe chala karo,
Khushiyon ki mehak liya karo,
Pyar se dilon ko chhua karo,
jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye,
Wahan iss “DOST” ko yaad kiya karo.

Muhabbat K Is Pehly Sunehry Safar Main

Muhabbat K Is Pehly Sunehry Safar Main
Meri Ye Dua Hai K
Tumhy Khushiyun K Hazaron Jazeray Milen
OR
Mujhy Tumhari Muhabbat..!!

Facebook is not all about

Facebook is not all about likes and shares..
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Like and share if you agree 😛

Friends Awkard Moment

The awkward moment when 😉

when your friend is arguing with their parents &

their parents turns towards you and asks

Do you ever talk to your parents like this?

20 saal tk

1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi

2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita?

1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:p

Shave na kero to

Shave na karo to

beta kis ke ishq me

majnoo ho rahay

Shave ker lo tou

beta kia chakar hai

roz roz shave 😛

Ending is Usually Better

Things arent always as they seem.

Umme Musa was told to throw her son in the river.
Hazrat Yousuf was left to die in a well.
Bibi Maryam delivered a child alone.
Hazrat Younus was swallowed by a whale.
Hazrat Ibrahim was thrown in the fire.

Yet look at how it turned out for them, in the end. . So dont worry, .

Allah alwayz has a better plan for us.. .

Things may not start off too well, but the ending is usually better than we expected.

KON SE NAIMAT KO JHUTLAO GAY

Hai Wo Zaat Jisne Tumhain Mitti say insan Banaya.
Hai Wo Zaat Jo Tumhary Gunaahoon K Ba-wajood Tumhain Roz Rizq Deta Hai.
Hai Wo Zaat Jo Tumhari Tauba Pe Tumhary Gunahoon Ko Bhi Nekiyoon Main Badal Deta Hai.
Hai Wo Zaat Jo Tumhary Raaz Jante Hoye B Tumhari sarkashi K Bawjood Unhain Faash Nahi Karta.
Hai Wo Zaat Jisne Tumko Tamam Makhloq Pay Fazilat Bakhshi.
Hai Wo Zaat Jisne tumhary Liye QURAN Utara.
Hai Wo Zaat Jisne tumhain Imam-ul-Anbia (S.A.W.W) Ka Ummati Banaya.

OR TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON SE NAIMAT KO JHUTLAO GAY..

Multiply It By Infinity

Multiply it by infinity
take it to the depth
of forever
and
you will still only have
a glimpse of how much
I love you

Make it Perfect

“Short but deep quote”

Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the Moment and make it perfect.

Mohabbat Hai

Tumheen kitni MOHABAT hy ye pata nhi,

par log aaj b tere QASAM dy kar baat manwaty hain

Baba Bullay Shah

(Baba Bullay Shah)

“HEERAY”
Sasty mul de wekhy,

“LAAL”
Trakri tuldy wekhy,

“PHUL
Peran wich ruldy wekhy,

“SIYANAY”
Galan bhuldy wekhy,

Koi kisy naal pyar nhi krda,

DIL
Duniya wich rul de wekhy,

“RUNG BARUNGI” duniya wekhi,

Kai kai rung ik phul de wekhy,

SUKH
Te Azal to wairi mere,

DUKH E akhiyan
Khuldy wekhy,

BUS kr dila chad de khera,
Chadd de raam kahani tu,

Tu rul gya te taan ki hoya,
SHAH vi galiyan wich ruldy wekhy..

I Have Decided To

I have decided to stick with love.
Hate is too great a burden to bear.

Small Minds

Do not let small minds

convince you that your

dreams are too big.

Sardar was in restaurant

Sardar was in restaurant when he suddenly

realized that he desperately need to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so he manged to

pass the gas with the beat of the music..

After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.

Sardar finished the coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at him

Then He suddenly remembered that he was listening the music on mp3 player 😀

Bring Peace in Life

Always see good in everyone, be blind 2 the faults of others.

It brings peace in ur life.

Things dont chnge,

so just change the way u look at them.!

That Is A Relationship

The Thread asked the Candle:
Why do You dissolve yourself, when I burn?

Candle replied: You R my heart.
If U suffer, I am bound to shed Tears 4 U
That is a Relationship!

Tumhare Deed Ki Khatir

Kabhi Yehan Tumhein Dhoondha Kabhi Wahan Puhancha

Tumhari Deed Ki Khatir Kahan Kahan Puhancha

Ghareeb Mit Gaye, Pamaal Ho Gaye Lekin

Kissi Talak Na Tera Aaj Tak Nishan Puhancha

Ho Bhi Nahin Aur…

Ho Bhi Nahin Aur Har Jaa Ho

Tum Ek Gorakh Dhandha Ho…

Naseeb me nai hota

Jo Log Dil Me Hote Hain Wo Naseeb Me Nahi Hote,

Or Jo Naseeb Me Hote Hain Wo Dil Me Nahi Hoty.

Ye Jahan Aur Wo Jahan

ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan,
In “DO-JAHAN” k darmiyan,

Bas fasla hy ik
SAANS ka.

Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,

Jo ruk gayi to
WO JAHAN.

Saanso Ki Iss maala me,

Moti Piro Lo DAROOD K.

Phr Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN,

Hmare Sath Honge TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN

Eid Mubarak 2011 Joy Sms

May the blessing of Allah bright the days ahead
And may joy & peace fill ur heart in these wettest way
May this eid be a happy and memorable one
Eid Mubarak!

ilm Ka Sheher

Nabi S.A.W Ne Frmaya k

“Mein ilm Ka Sheher Hun,

Or Abu Bakkar Us Sheher Ki Bunyad Hai,

Umar Uski Deewar Hai,

Usman Uski Chhat Hai,

Or Ali Us ka Darwaza Hai.”

(Bukhaari,

Nazhat-ul-Majalis,Jild 2, Page 214)

Chae Thandi Ho Jati Ha

Gùdmörniñg
Hot tea
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c(“””)
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Chai se urte dhuen mei unki taswer nazr ati ha

Rozana inhi chakron mein meri chae thandi ho Jati ha

kaisa ya jeewan hay

Kaya ya uljhan hay kaisa ya jeewan hay

tery bin ab kahi nahi lagta mera man hay

har pal shamo sehar teri zaat may ho gum

chalti hay sinay may jo teri hi dhadkan hay

Lipton di cha

A Punjabi kurri went to A Sardar’s shop and said:-
“Lipton di cha hai?”

Sardar G shrmatay huay:-

” Menu ty nahi hy, Tenu hy ty
LipAt ja”

Zindagi Me

Thaame Rakhna Haath Hamara Aise Hi.

Dete Rehna Saath Zindagi Bhar Aise Hi.

Yu To Milenge Zindagi Mein Chahne Wale bahut.

Milenge To Bas Hamare Jaise Nahi.

FROM: Anil Albert

High Class Insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 Girl: Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hu Ke Mere
Saamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha.. :p :p

Barish ka qatra

hM itNy toO anMol nAhi, maGar hmRi qaDar krna

doSt

bAriSh kA qaTra zaMeEn mAi jaZb hNy k bAad miLa nAhi krTa :p

Dont Cheat True Heart

Hurt a true heart as many times as u want,

it wont stop LOVING u

Bt if u cheat a true heart,

it wont hurt or hate u , bt it wont dare to LOVE u Again

14 feburary funny jokes

Pagal hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai
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Meri maano to 1st April ko propose karo…….

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Maan gayi to I LOVE YOU gussa kiya to APRIL FOOL. . . !! 😛

I Just Got Tired Of Being Sick

I just got tired of being sick
and tired and feeling down.

Unfortunately, you dont realize this
until youre getting sober
but the reason why youre depressed all the time
is its the drugs that are depressing you.

Heart is the music

Beauty doesn’t make love but love makes beauty………
Break everything but never break the heart………..
Heart is the music, play it But never play with it…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love You So Much

I love you so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more,
your happy smile, your loving face,
no one will ever take your place

Bhula Dena

Suno! O Jaan Meri…

Tum maire in lafzon ko
dil se likhi nazmon ko

nazron se na hata dena
dil main inhen basa lena

ye alfaz nhi he pyar mera
mujhe is ki na saza dena

tum khud main inko basa lena
dil se na inhe bhula dena…

kamyabi ki Trf

Hr koi chahta he
k usay KAMYABI mil Jay

Laikin

Jb MASJID se Awaz Ati hai
“HAYYA ALAL FALAH”
(Aao kamyabi ki Trf)
tou koi zehmt nahi krta
K jis Cheez ko wo sari Zindgi
Hr jaga Talash kr rha hai
Woh to khud Usay apne Pas Bula rhi hay.

Yaad dil se

Samunder Ki Rait Me Ghar Mile Na Mile,
Fir Ye Zindgi Ye Duniya Mile Na Mile,
Karte Hai Aapko Yaad Dil Se,
Kya Pata Kal Ye Dil Dhadkta Hua Mile Na Mile

Life Mein Mukam

Life mei woh Mukam hasil karo ki log aapko…
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Fb pe nahi Goggle pe Search kare…!!!!

Best Life Quote

“insaan zabaan ky parday mein chupa howa hota hai.”

Ramzan Ki Judai

” Dekho Kia Aajib Sa Sama Ho Raha Hai
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Ramzan Ki Judai Mein Aasman Bhi Ro Raha Hai ”

“Alwida Alwida Mah E Ramzan ” ALWIDA

Khuwab Dekhna Acha Lagta Hai

Jinhen Khuwab Dekhna Acha Lagta Hy,

Unhey RAAT Choti Lagti Hy Or

Jinhen Khuwab Poray Karna Acha Lagta Hy,

Unhen DIN Chota Lagta Hai.

Ibn-E-Maja

Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ny farmaya k

jo shakhs kisi musalmaan ki parda poshi karta hai

ALLAH TAALAH qiyamat k din us ki parda poshi farmaye ga.

jo sakhs ka RAZ afsha kerta hai ALLAH us ka raz afshah farmata hai

hata k ghar bethay us ko ruswa kr deta hai

(IBN-E-MAJA)

Thora Hijaab Rehnay de

Abi na khul abi thora hijaab rehnay de..
Kuch aur din mujhe yunhi kharab rehnay de..!
Ujaar de mere dil ki tmam dharti ko..
Bus aik shehr, mera shehr-e-khwab rehnay de..!
Wohi hua na bicharnay pe bat aa pohnchi..
Use kaha tha puranay hisab rehnay dey..!
Meri hatheli pe likh dey hr ik nakaami..
Mere Khuda tu usy kaamyab rehnay de..!
Warq warq na tu aisy lakeeren khenchta ja Mohsin..
Kitab-e-umer men koi to baab rehnay de..!!

Dont Expect Anything From Life

Dont expect anything from life, expectations hurt.
When u dont expect, every moment is a surprise
& surprise brings happiness with it.
Gud Day.

Get our salary everyday

Interviewer: if the earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen

Candidate: we will get our salary everyday

Roz Gunaah Karta Hun

Roz gunaah karta hun,
woh chupata hai Apni Rehmat se,

Mein majboor apni Aadat se,
woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se…

Typing Message for You

My hands never feel pain while typing message for you

Bcoz

I always send forward messages:D dnt b so emotional:P

Gunah mita deta hai

“ALLAH k Khof se Girny wala Ansoo Be’shak chota Q na ho,

Lekin

Us me itni TAAQAT hoti hy k Wo SMANDAR k brabar Gunah mita deta hai…

Gud mrning

Urdu Ramadan mubarak Sms 2012

Hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay

“Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain

Tuk Tuk

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
Or
Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”

Funny Santa About Biwi

Santa : yaar Biwi ki aadi tedi bate sun sunke mera man aisa karta he, ke use chhat se niche fenk duu
par me aisa nahi kar sakta

banta : kyo bhai ?? wo jyada hi moti he kya???

Santa : Nahi yaar , Sochta hu ki Agar wo chudeil bach gayi to mera kya hoga :O :p 😉

Tuu Bhi Yaad Rakhe Ga

Bikharti Rait Pr Kis Naqsh Ko Abaad Rakhe Ga,

Wo Mjh Ko Yaad Rakhe B To Kitna Yaad Rakhe Ga,

Usay Buniyad Rakhni Hy Abi Dil Mein Mohabat Ki,

Mgr Ye Sang Seenay Pr Wo Mere Baad Rakhe Ga,

Palat Kr B Na Dekhain Teri Ye Be-Rukhi Hum b,

Bhula Den Ge Tjhe Aisa K Tu B Yaad Rakhe Ga.

Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)

Eid ul Fitr Mubarak

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot.

Eid ul Fitr Mubarak.

Lovely Good Morning Sms

“Life is like a sketch, we have to follow the

outline, limit and sequenc. But the selectionn of colours

of LOVE , shades of thughts , patterns , of feelings and

shine of emotions can change a sketch into a beautiful

picture. So try to utilitze the art of sincerety , you

will create a master piece.”

Gud Morning !!

When U Start Ur Day

When u start ur day
Keep 3words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
“Gud Morng dost”

Kisi Ko itna Na Satao

Kisi Ko itna Na Sataø Ke Wo Zindagi Ki Baazi hi haar jaye

Wasi

MusaLsaL Barishøn Se Gir jaatay hain Kabhi Kabhi PakKay Makaan bhi.

5 Rupay Glass

Bujha Lo Apnay Seenay Sy Ishq Ki Pyaas…
Faraz De Raha Hai
Ìmili Da Sharbat
5 Rupay Glass,
5 Rupay Glass,
(‘.’)

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Gee Oo Faraz.

Dastan E Wafa

Dastan E Wafa Bus Itni Si Hy Fraz

Us Ki Khatir Ussi Ko Chor Diya….!

Ajnabi ban ker

Kabhi hum per Wo Jaan diya karte the,
Jo hum kahte the wo maan liya karte the aaj pass se gujar gaye
Ajnabi ban ker Jo kabhi door se hi pehchan liya karte the….

Youn Zabardasti Ache Ni

Kash Us Se Milny Ka Koi Sabab Ban Jae
Phir Kia Ho K Jesa Wo Pehly Tha Ab Ban Jae

Rishta Us Se Ho Mera Kuch Ic Tarah Ka
Main Hath Uthaon Dua K Liye Woh Lab Ban Jae

Itna To Yaqeen Ha Woh Ek Din Lout Aega
Is Bat Ka Pata Nahi Wo Mera Kab Ban Jae

Koi Jakr Usy Mera Paighaam To De Dy
Hukmarani Kry Dil Per Wo Mera Jab Ban Jae

Mohabbat Mei Youn Zabardasti Achi Nahi
Chalo Jab Us Ka Dil Chahy Wo Mera Ban Jae

Aansu bahatay hain

Tumhari yaad aati hay to hum ansu bahatay hain,

Guzaray thay kabhi jo sath din wo yaad aatay hain,

Isi umeed pe hum ne khula rakha hay darwaza,

Suna hay shaam hotay he bichray lot aatay hain,

Haqarat say na dekho ay ehl-e-saahil toofan ko,

Kabhi aesa bhi hota ha kinaray doob jatay hain,

Kisi say kya gila karna ye dastoor hay zamanay ka,

Naye jab dost miltay hain puranay bhool jatay hain.

Nazar Sy Waar Krti Hai

Nigahon k tasaadum sy, ajab taqrar krti hai,

Yakeen kamil nahi lekin, guman hy pyar krti hai,

Usay ma’loom hai shayed, mera dil hai nishany pr,

Laboon sy kuch nahi kehti, nazar sy waar krti hai,

Me us sy poochta hu khwab mein, mujh sy mohabat hai?

Phir aankhain khol daita hu, wo jb izhar krti hai…

From: Qamar Saghir

Ur son is fail

Teacher: Ur son is fail. See his report

Eng: 9

Math: 11

Urdu: 8

Social study :7

Total: 35

Sardar: TOTAL wich ty kamal e kr dita su. Es subject di tay tuition v nai prda c.