MY FRIENDSHIP TEST

FRIENDSHIP TEST

1.My Eyes Color?
2.A Word mostly i use?
3.A suitabl color 4me?
4.My habbit?
5.My atarctive thing?

6.Gud in me …

Give me Loan

I need a Bank ..

Which can do Two things for me
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First Give me a Loan

Then Leave me Alone… 😛

Islamic Friday Sms

He showed us the way
He has long been gone
And yet in our hearts
His name shines on.
Wish u a Holy Friday!

One Of The Secrets

One Of The Secrets Of A Long & Fruitful Life Is

To Forgive Everybody , Everything

Every Night Before Going To Bed … =)

Good Night

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Sweet Dreamz

Jeena Sika Gaya

Ek Insan Mila Jo Jeena Sikha Gaya,

Ansuo Ki Nami Ko Peena Sikha Gaya,

Kabhi Guzarti Thi Veerano Main Zinndagi Apni,

Woh Shaks Veerano Main Mehfil Saja Gaya.

Smile And Tears

“Smile and tears are
the powerful couple of the world.
Usually they are not seen together
but when they are together it is the best moment of the life.”

Like A Candle

Like A
..Candlè

….in the dark.

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May the

Love of Allah

shine

in Ur life

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N keep U safe,

N successful always

(Aameen)

2 Admi Motar Cycle Par

2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the
pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha
ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai
aur un k peche lag geya
kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola
saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..

Jo cheez Allah nay dai

Jo cheez Allah nay daine hai ussay Insaanon say nahi maangna chahiye….

Warna Insaan bara khuwar hota hai.

Mirchain kaha lagti hai

Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain?

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Khait mein Pagal,
Wase tu jo samj raha tha na wo b thik hai

Importance of Sincere Persons In Life

The Importance of “Sincere Persons” in our lives is like heart beats

though they are not visible but they silently give you the gift called “LIFE”

Festive Season Of EID

For This, Is A Special Time

When Family And Friends Get Together, For Fun.

Wishing Laughter And Fun TO Cheer Your Days,

In This Festive Season Of EID And Always

EID MUBARAK

Be-simt Hawaoye

Be-simt Hawaon ko nahi roka karty,
Jo beet gaya usko nahi socha karty,
Suraj se kiya pochtay ho Tapish uski Wasi
Dhoop jitni bhi ho Samandar nahi sookha karte

Arzz Sirf Itna Hai

Arzz sirf itna hai dosti ke baarey mein,
Aadmi galat samjha aadmi ke baarey mein…

MAAH-E-RAMAZAN

A Good News 4 U..!
I
Am
Coming To Meet U..
After A Few Days,
Please..
Welcome Me With Open Arms,
And Smiling Face
Your’s Well Wisher,
“MAAH-E-RAMAZAN”

Daawat Do Imaan Ki

DAAWAT DO IMAN KI, IBADAT KARO ALAAH (Azzwajal) KI, KHIDMAT KARO VALDAIN KI, SURAT BANAO MUSALMAN KI,
TILAWAT KARO QURAN KI, MUKHALIFAT KARO SHAITAN KI

Fake People Have

Fake people have an

image to maintain.

Real people just do not care

Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai

Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai Yu Toh Saath Rehkar Bhar
Bhi Koi Saath Nahi Rahta Kehne Ko Bahut Kuch Hota Hai,
Par Ankaha Reh Jata Hai Bichad Jane Par Bhi,
Fariyaad Hoti Hai Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai,
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas Toh Yaadein Aati Hai
Zindagi Ek Safar Hai Guzar Hi Jayega,
Waqt Toh Waqt Hai Kat Hi Jayega.
Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki Parchai Hoti Hai,
Yaadien Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai Kabhi Ek Lamhe Ki Haseen Dastan Hoti Hai,
Toh Kabhi Nazar Bankar Aansu Mein Pirothi Hai,
Kadwi Ho Ya Methi Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mein Rehti Hai,
Kabhi Kashish Hoti Hai Toh Kabhi Chuban Hoti Hai
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai

Andaaz Badal Jaate Hai

Injection room ke baahar notice board

Koi mar nahi jata injection

lagwane se Galib Bass

uthne baithne ke andaaz badal jaate hain… 😉

Let Us Be Grateful

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy,
they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

Hug u wid0ut t0uching u

B0y:i can hug u wid0ut t0uching u!
Girl:n0 its imp0sble
B:lgi bet 20.rs ki?
G:fyn lets c
b0y hugs hr tightly
G:hey u touchd me
B:haan to ye le naa 20.Rs r0ti kyun hy:P

Pehle jaise ni rahe

Patni: aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai.
pati ne cigarette pina chhod diya.

Patni: aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo daant kharab ho jayenge
pati: ne paan aur gutkha khana bhi chhod diya.

Patni: aap bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi accident na ho jaye
pati ne bike dheere chalani shuru kar di.

Patni: aap apne baal thik se rakha karo, acche nahi lagte aise.
pati ne apne baal thik kar liye

@…2 saal baad…@

Patni : Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe… :p;D

Ishq Hoa Tha

BuS itNa yaD hai K ishQ hwa tha

PhR kYa hWa Us ki MujHe khaBar naHe

Os ne muje chur diya

Os ne muje chur diya tu kya huwa Faraz
Maine b tu chura tha sara zamana os k lye….

Submitted BY: Rehan (03223192757)

Wo Jazbo Ki Tijaarat Thi

Wo jazbo ki tijaarat thi,yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..

usay hansney ki aadat thi,yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..

mujhe usne kaha aao naiee dunya basatay hain,

usay sujhi shrarat thi , yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..

hamesha us ki ankhoo mein dhanak se.

Poetry Sms

Mairey Israar Per Aakhir
Bohat Majboor Ho Ker Aaj
Mujhey Apni Nigaahon Ki
Udaasi Sonp Di Uss Ne

Bohat Be-bas Bohat Tanha
Bohat Bikhri Mohabbat Ki
Haqeeqat Khol Di Uss Ne

Khalish Jo Uss Ke Dil Mein Thi
Woh Abb Meri Amanat Hai
Shikasta Lehjey Ki Jitni Thakan Thi
Bol Di Uss Ne

Mairi Kahtir Mujhey Apni Mohabbat
Keh Nahin Paya
Magar Aaj Apney Aansoo Say Mohabbat
Tol Di Uss Ne

“2 Ajnabi dost”

FROM: jinnu Rider (03132174713)

Boys never change

1 Day boy was sitting with a Girl.
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2nd Day with another Girl.
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3rd Day with a different Girl
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Moral: Girls change but Boys never change =p

Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler

If u cant Fly, Run….

If u cant Run, Walk….

If u cant Walk, Crawl….

but Keep Moving …..

Sardar: O te thik aa par jana kithy ay..

Funny Pathan Sms

Pathan ko koi mob pe tung karta tha.

Pathan ne new SIM khareed kar usay msg kia,

Mene woh sim band kar dia hai. Ab tera baap bhi

mujhe tung nai kar saktha

Happy Valentine’s Day 2011!

Happy Valentine’s Day!
A lovely day is made up of 24 hours.
A lovely week is made up of 7 lovely days.
A lovely year is made up of 52 lovely weeks
But my life became lovely just .because I love you

Fallen on Newton Head

Physics would have been much easier.

if Tree had fallen on Newtons head

instead of the apple.

ISHQ mein judaiyan Maar deti hein

Kisi ko ISHQ mein judaiyan Maar deti hein,
Kisi ko PYAR ki Gehraiyan maar deti hein,
Jo iss se Bach jaye,
Usay?
Parhaiyan Maar Deti hain:)  Happy EXAM Season:)

ajab lutf

ajab lutf a raha tha un ki dillagi ka aamir

k nazrain bhi hum pey thi or parda b hum se

Hamari Dosti Ki Umar

Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Zyada Hogi

Tmhari Har Awaz Hamare Lye Wada Hogi

Tum B Sun Lo Kaan Khol K

Jisne Dosti Pehle Tori

Uski pitai B Sab Se Zyada Hogi 😉

Best Islamic SMS For All Muslims

Aap s.a.w. ne jo salatutasbeeh ke fazail btayen wo ye hain:
ke ye amal aisa hai ke apkay saray gunah maaf kar dega
1. aglay bhi aur
2. pichlay bhi
3. puranay bhi
4. naye bhi
5. bhool chook se honay walay bhi
6. danista honay walay bhi
7. sagheera bhi
8. kabeera bhi
9. dhakay chupay aur
10. ailania honay walay bhi
> ye namaz Aap s.a.w. ne apne chacha Abbas bin abdulmutalib r.a. ko bataur tohfay di aur is ko qeemti tohfa bhi kaha.
>hum gunahgaron ko bh Allah s.w.t masibat aur gunahon se bachayen aur hamari maghfirat farma den. amin
[sunan abi dawud, sunan ibn e maja, bahiqee, maraful hadees)

Mar kha kr

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr

Ghusy me School

ja raha tha

Raste me kisi ne Pocha

Beta

Student ho?

Parhty ho?

Bacha:Nhi knjar hn uniform me Mujra krny jata hu.

Zindagi ka safar mila

Tanhai Bhari Zindagi Ka Safar Mila,

Na Sathi Na Humsafar Mila,

Hm Diya Jalta Chhod Gye The Unke Liye,

Jb Wapas Laute To Jalta Hua Ghar Mila…

Aqwaal-e-Zareen

Aqwaal-e-Zareen!
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Chor Yaar! Tu nay konsa amal karna hai . )
(,”)> )( LETS

Tawe Par Popcorn

tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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answer:-
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!

Oay hoy muskurahat to dekho

NAME:sakeena
PROFSI0N:Jhaaru Poncha
SPECIALIST:Gutter or Pipe Line kholna
Date of Birth:16/03/75
WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HIEGHT:3’5″
COLOR:Dark Chocolate
DREAM: Shadi krungi to sirf msg prhne waly se…

Oay hoy muskurahat to dekho:-)

Chor Ki Faryad

Chor Ki Faryad

Night packeges ne to hmen bhoka mar dia

Jis ghr ma chori k lye jao koi Ashiq jag rha hota hy

(‘,’)>janu
/)( 5mint rko koi
/ awaz i hy

WORLDS BEST MESSAGE For FRIENDS

WORLDS BEST MESSAGE for FRIENDS
I love you
but i am not your lover.
i hug you
but i am not ur life patner.
I care for you
but i am not from your family.
I am ready to share your pain but i am not in
your blood relation.
They are… Friends !
A True friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
And finally
Loves you more than a lover.

aik mirror discover

Japan ny aik mirror discover kiya !

Is mirror k samny jo b jhot bolta wo mar jata.

Ek pathan, french, american or indian ko mirror k samny laya gya.

American: I think I love iraq.

He died.

French: I thnk I hate Perfumes.

He died

Indian: I think I love kashmiri

He died.

Phatan: I think

And…

He DIED.

Eid Cards Advance Eid Mubarak

Yaad ha Bachpan main hum Eid Cards dete the,

Chalo aaj usi tarah Aap ko wish karti hon main.

Eid ai hai zmany me
Eid ai hai zmany me
tum gir gae gusalkhany me

Garam garam
roti tori nahi jati,
apse dosti chori
nahi jati

Siwayan paki hen
sb ne chakhi hen

Yaar tm q ro rhy ho
Tmhary lie b rkhi hen

Chawal chunte
chunte neend agai
Subha uth k
dekha to Eid agai

Hahaha!
Amazing Na,
Yaqeenan aap ko
apna bachpan
yaad aa gaya ho ga?

ADVANCE E!D mUbarak

Subha Uth Kar

Kehte Hain Subha Uth Kr Achay Insan ko yaad Kro To Din b Acha Guzarta Hai. Isliye Me ne Socha Apko . . . Apni Yaad Dila Doon! 😉 ASSALAMO ALAEKUM SUBHA BAKHAIR .Have a nice day..

Kisi Se Juda Hona Agar

Kisi Se Juda Hona Agar Itna Asan Hota Faraz
Tu Jism Se Roh Ko Lene Kabi Farishte Nahi Aate

Best Advice are

The People With The Best Advice Are

Usually The Pe0ple with The Most Pr0blems

Aqal Mand Admi

Aqal Mand Admi Jb Koi Khas Or Ehm Fesla Krta H
To
Boht Sochta H,

Apne Dil o dimag Ki Sunta H
Or Akhr M Wohi Krta H Jo

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UsKi bivi
Kehti Hy:D

True friends

Hard time will always

reveal true friends

Mohabbat ki taaleem

Mohabbat Ki TaaLeem DiL Ki Kitabon Se Hoti Hai

Kisi Izhar Ki Nahi Mohtaj , Nazron Se Bayan Hoti Hai

Kia Aap Jante hen

Kia Aap Jante hen:

Hamare piyare
NABI
(S.A.W.W)
K
WALID KA
NAME
>ABDULLAH

DADA
>ABDUL-MUTTALIB

DaaDi
>Fatima bint e Amir

NANA
>WAHAB

WALIDA
>HAZRAT AMINA

NANI
>BIRRAH

AAP KI
AZVAAJ KI
TADAD :11

SHEHZADAY: 3

SHEHZADIYAN: 4

CHACHA: 14

PHOPHIYAN: 6

DOODH SHAREEK
BHAI: 6

DOODH SHAREEK
BEHNEiN: 3

DAMAAD: 3

NAWASAY: 5

NAWASIYAN: 3

MOAZZAN: 4

PEHRAY-DAR: 9

GHULAM: 40

KYA
AAP K FRIENDS
JANTE HAIN..? Plz 4ward 2 refresh knowledge of your friends & family

Tanhai ki rutoon main sahara hota.

Kuch to tanhai ki rutoon main sahara hota.
Tum na hote pr zikr tumhara hota.
Iss dunyan main koi hamdard na paya main ne.

Aik hasrat hi rhi koi hamara hota.

Namak ni hai

Wife 2 hsbnd

Zra kitchen se namak lana

Hsbnd

Yaha to koi namak nhi hy

Wife

Mjhe pta tha Tm to ho hi andhe Tmhe nhi milega

Is lye pehly hi le i thi 😉

Saal qurban hoty hain

Hum tu p0ra saal qurban h0ty hain.

Humhain tu itni izzat nhi milti.

Murghiyan interview dete hoe ro paren..,

SHORT AND CUTE

SHORT AND CUTE

“There is nothing special in this msg except the person sending it!”

Jab aik jawn Admi Toba kerta

HAZART MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Ne farmya:

“Jab aik jawn Admi Toba kerta hai to MASHRIK se MGHRIB

tk ke Qabrstano Me 40 Dino Tk AZAB hata liy jata jai”

SUBHANALLAH !

My Heart Problem

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Na Hoti Muhobbat

NA AATI JAWANI NA HUM DIL LAGATE

NA HOTI MUHOBBAT NA AANSO BAHATE

With This Kiss

With this Kiss, I reveal all my
thoughts and feelings about you
that I have withheld for so long.
I feel when I am with you ,I am like a Kiss,
not because of it’s beauty,
but because I am able to bloom and grow with you…

Dil Behlany Ke Liye

Dil Behlany K Liye Guftugu

Krte Hain Loog Hum Se

Maloom To Mujhy Bhi Hai

K Hum Kisi ko Achay Nahi Lagte.

Funny Sardar Fridge Sms

Sardar-
Yaar tumhara fridge to
Thanda he nhi krta
Ur
Ksi bewakuf ne us me
Hanger latkai hove hy

Major Rohail-
Oy bewakuf wo fridge nhi
Almari hy

From: Asma Zafar

How 2 choose a wife

Nobody teaches
volcanoes 2 erupt,

tsunamis 2 arise,

hurricanes 2 sway around,

&

no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife!

Natural disasters just happen!! ;)…………

So You Want To Become A Farmer

Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer? You will need sheep, chickens… herd of cows?
Banta: Of course, I have heard of cows!

Best Frindship Sms

Suppose its my birthday & u r invited.
But u have just
Rs. 10/-
To buy a gift 4 me
what will u buy?
Reply must…
No reply means no care!:-(

Pathar Ki Thokar

Kabhi Kabhi Pathar Ki Thokar Say Aati Nahin Kharash
Kabhi Aaik Zara Si Baat Say Insaan Bikhar Jatay Hain!!!

Mujhse Mohabbat Nahi Karta

Ek Shakhs Hai Jo Mujhse Mohabbat Nahi Karta
Hasta Hai Mujhe Dekhkar Magar Fir Bi Mohabbat Nahi Karta..
Deti Hai Ye Duniya Meri Mohabbat ki Gawahi..
Q Ke Chuph chuph Kar Bozdilo Ki Tarha Me Mohabbat Nahi Karta

Docter Aur Mareez

Doctor:
Kiya Aap Har Waqt Haklate hain.?
Mareez:
Nahi Sirf
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Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bolte Waqt
Dr:
Lakh di Laanat..
😀

Bhula Dena

Suno! O Jaan Meri…

Tum maire in lafzon ko
dil se likhi nazmon ko

nazron se na hata dena
dil main inhen basa lena

ye alfaz nhi he pyar mera
mujhe is ki na saza dena

tum khud main inko basa lena
dil se na inhe bhula dena…

Get Marry….

Get Marry….
not for urself,

but

for the future of ur children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day 😉

Photo Pe Photo

Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:

Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja RaheHo?
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Santa: Kuchh Nahi OLX pe teri photo dalni he purana saman bechke naya maal kharidna he.

Kitne badey ho ge ho

Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho
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Beta: Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha :(:(

4 saal lagte hain

4 saal lagte eik insann ko engineer banne mein

phir chahy saari zindagi laga lo wo wapas insaan nai ban sakta

Hum Chand Dhoondte Reh

Har shakhs apne chand se .
tha mehve guftagu,
Ham chand dhoondte rahe aur EID ho gaee…
wish U a happy EID MUBARAK

Hamesha Sachy

Hamesha sachy
“LOGON” se Dosti rakho..
Q k wo “ACHAY” Dino me
“sarmaya”
aur “Burey” dino men “Muhafiz” hoty han.

Stupid i miss you

Hurt me,
Tease me,
Make me cry,
But in the end of my life,
when i die,
plz ATLEAST keep 1 rose on my grave & say
STUPID I MISS U

Wishes EID-UL-Fitr

Sending u warm wishes on EID-UL-Fitr
and wishing that,
it brings your way ever joys and happiness.
Remember me in ur prayers.

Nazar se girana

Mujhy Tum Nazar Se Gira Toh Rahe Ho

Mujhy Tum Kabhi Bhi Bhula Na Sakoge

Apna Mizaaj kaar Badalne nahi diya

Apna Mizaaj kaar Badalne nahi diya,

Dil ne koi nizaam bhi chalne nahin diya.

Ae maahtab-e-husn hamara kamaal dekh,

Tujh ko kisi bhi rang me dhalney nahi diya.

Gardish me hum rahe hain tu apna qasoor kya,

To ne humain kashish se nikalne nahi diya.

Dunya ki bewafayi se nisbat rahi teri,

Logon ne apne jee ko behalney nahi diya.

Nazron se apni aap hi girtey gaye hain hum,

Ae Ishq to ne hum ko sambhalne nahi Diya.

Islamic Quotes ALLAH k qarib Le jane wali 20 Aasan batein

ALLAH k qarib Le jane wali 20 Aasan batein:

1-Kaam mein tawakal
2-Guftgu mein sadaqat
3-Salam mein pahel
4-Inteqam mein takheer
5-Neki mein sabqat
6-Libas mein sadgi o pakizgi
7-Takabur se duri
8-Ghusse se parhez
9-Gheebat se ijtinab
10-Logon se mohbt
11-Ghr walo se khush Akhlaqi
12-Nafs ki mukhalfat
13-Mazlom ki imdad
14-Gharibon ki dil joi
15-Beemar ki ayadat
16-Naik Logon ki sohbat
17-Wada ki wafa
18-Waldain ka Ehtiram
19-Mehman nawazi
20-Maaf krdena

Samny Manzil Thi

Samny Manzil Thi or Peechay Us Ki Awaz

“Rukta to Safar jata,Chalta To Bichar jata…

“manzal ki b hsrit thi or us se muhabit b…

“ae dil ye bta mujh ko us waqat kidhr jata…

“muddit ka safir b tha or brson ki shanasai…

“rukta to bkhir jata chlta to me marjata.

Kash Mein Tera

Ladka:Kash Main Teri Bra Hota..

To Sara Din Tere Balls Se Chipka Hota !!

Ladki:Main Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti..

Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota !!

khubsurat phool

us hath ki tarah mat banojo ek khobsurat phool kp torta hai,

us phool ki tarah ban jao jo torney waley ko b khushbo deta hai

Submit By: zarak jan (03139944277)

Its A Challenge

Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.

The Most Strongest people

Did u know that the people who seem the strongest are usually the most sensitive?
Did u know that the people who exhibit the most kindness are usually the 1st to get mistreated?
Did u know that the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it

the most?
Did u know the 3 hardest things to say are: I Love u,
Im Sorry & Help Me?
Be kind, to every1 u meet as u may never know who is fighting which battle & when…