Koi Chahe to

Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana

Funny Urdu Riddle Sms

Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna de jae to usay kya kahenge?

….Z….Za…Zahir hay Kutta hi kahenge..

Lekin apka jawab b sahi hy:-)

I Know I Am Not

You laugh because
you think I’m fool,
I smile because
I know I’m not

Kiya ajeeb cheez hai

Chand bhi kiya ajeeb cheze hy

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zalim jis me

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bachpan me Mamu & Jawani me Januuu Nazar Ata hyyyy 😀 :p 😉

Mixed Emotion

What is the height of Mixed Emotion?

Your Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Good Luck sms

Success is never permanent and
Failure is never final.
So always do not stop effort
Until your victory makes a history.
Good Luck!

Mohabbat usse ni hote

Mohabbat Usse nhi Hoti Jo Khubsurt Ho

Khubsurat wo Hota Hai Jisse Mohabbat Ho

Khushion se bhari

khushion se bhari
phoolon se dhaki
khusbboan me basi,
rango se saji,
taroon me chupi,
supnon me dhali,
aur shabnam se dhuli

EID Mubarak 2 u & all ur family !!

Andheri Raat Ka Diya Hai Dosti

Har gham ko khushi me badalti hai dosti,
Har ansu ko hasi mey badalti hai dosti,
Kuch log samajh nahi patey ke,
Andheri raat ka diya hai dosti..

14th Feb 2010 Valentine sms

Msg for all over students of Pakistan..

As we know that Pakistan had been through

so many strikes and holidays, last year.

So, to cover-up that all the educational institutes

have been decided to remain open on 14th Feb 2010 (Sunday)

kindly inform at your homes & others..! :p

Us ke Siwa

Us ke siwa qaraar kisi ne nai diya

itna to mujh pyar kisi ne nai diya

Main apne sath bhi koi lamha guzaar loon

itna bhi ikhtiyaar usne nai diya

Funny Waiter

Major Rohail-
Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta
Tumare hotel me bohat saari
Makheyan hai

Waiter-
Hukam kre sir
Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy
Baki ko bahar nekal du ga

From: Asma Zafar

Chaar hrf tere Naam ki dhun

parsi baat ki ek hud he socha khat likh dun

ye jo chaar hrf tere nam kr dun

Wife hands in malls

Some husbands hold wife hand in malls

Because if they leave her hand she will Go for shopping

It looks Romantic but

Actually its Economic 😀

Coz its new year

Keep the smile,
leave the tear,
Think of joy,
forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
leave the pain,
Be joyous,
Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Khushbu-e-Wafa

Nam-E-Mohammad se Khushbu-e-Wafa ati hai,

Un k ROZE se Umati Umati ki SADA ati hai,

Kash bethen hum B MADINE ki Galion Mn

Kehte hn k

whan JANAT se HAWA ati he..

Kon tha kameena

If girl vomits, parents asks: kaun tha wo kameena ??

If boy vomits, parents asks: kaminey fir aaj daru pee ke aaya.. ??

Moral: No matter who ever vomits boyz r always considered as kameena but who damn cares.

Usse Bhool Jaun magr

Laakh Chahoon k usse Bhool Jaun mgr,,,

Hosle apni jagah,, Be basi apni jagah…!

Jo kehta hy wo Khud hi hota hai

Wo Mujh ko bewafa kehta hai to kehta rahy . *FaraZ” .

Ammi kehti hain jo kehta hy wo Khud hi hota hai

(,”)> )( yahoo < Ammi Zindabad

Behte Aashkon Ki Zubaan

Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
Lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti…

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me…….
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain
Bazaar Me….
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BAR
Me………….

Best Dua For All Muslims

“Ay-ALLAH”
Jab  tu apni rehmton k drwaze khole or pukare
“Hai koi rehmt mangne wala?
Hai koi khushiyan mangne wala?
Hai koi Shifa Mangne wala?
Hai koi mere
“MEHBOOB”
ki chaht mangne wala?
To meri dua hai k “YA-ALLAH”
Sari Khushiyan
Sari Rehmatain
Sari Kamyabiyan
Sari Brkatain
Sari nimaten
“NABI” (S.A.W.W) ki chaht
us shaks ko de de jo ye sms parh k dosre logon ko bhi is khubsorat dua me shamil kre
Aameen

Happy Eid Wishes

* EID MUBARAK *
* ” + ” “” + ” + ” *
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Wishing you & your family Peace..,

Happiness , GOOD HEALTH &

Propersity……..

AMEEN

Aizharay piyar

Dil maray mujh say sanbhalnay ka wada ker lay
Samnay bhaytayn hain unsay milnay ka erada ker lay

Koiee baat bhi ais waqat aun say ker lay
Pass anay ka unsay koiee bahana ker lay

Jazbaat per appnay pahaylay zara qaboo ker lay
Aizharay piyar ka thoray sa ahtaymam ker lay

gift of my prayers

” I m sending u the gift of my prayers.”

I pray that may Allah increase ur health, wealth, wisdom and prosperity.

May Allah reduce ur worries, sorrows, problems and enemies.

May ur life be filled with love,strength, peace n blesings all the time”
(AAMEEN).

Man With His Dog

Man walks into Bar with Dog & orders 2 Glasses of Whisky.

He & his Dog empty the Glasses. .

Girl behind the Bar is surprised & asks – Can your Dog perform any other tricks?

Man-Yes, He can fully satisfy a Woman. .

Girl is too curious . She Undresses & lies in full expectation. Dog looks at her & does nothing. .

Man to Dog: Its always the same with you, now this is the last time I am showing you how to do it..;)

Kasoor Nahin iss Mein

Kasoor Nahin iss Mein Kuch Bhi Unka

“Wasi” Humari chahat Hi itni Thi K Un mein Gharoor Aa Gya,,

Kabhi toot kar

Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe
yaad kar lena
,DOST.

Men thora bohat
welding ka kaam
bhi jaanta hon.

…. switch 0n kr 0e nikya. . .

Woe to Hai

Wo Hi To “ALLAH” Hai
Jise
Mene Halaat-E- Mrz Me Pukara To Shifa Dedi
Bhookh Me Pukara To Ghiza Dedi
Piyas Me Pukara To Pani Pila Dia
Zilat Me Pukara To Izat Dedi
Jahalat Me Pukara To Noor-E-Marfat Se Nawaz Dia
Raah Me Bhatak Gaya To Rasta Dikha Dia
Gurbat Me Pukara To Ghani Bana Dia
AE “ALLAH”!
TU Muaf Kerne Wala Hai
Or
Muafi Ko Pasand Kerta Hai
Hamen B Muaf Farma
(AAMEEN)

Qabool hai Ae Falak

Mjhe Sab kch Qabool hai Ae falak

Gham-e-Yaar mujh se talab na kar

Main osey kesey dil se juda karon

Jo Meri Umar bhar ki talaash hai.

mreez doctor se

1 Doctor Ne mreez baba ko 2 teeke lgaey or teesra

ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,

Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!

Baba dr se: putar bund pehli wari vekhi aa?

Greatest Gift

The greatest gift you can give to someone,

is the purity of your attention.

Bewafa wade

Bewafai uski mita kar aaya hu,
khat uske paani mein baha kar aaya hu,
koi padh na le us bewafa ke waado ko isliye,
paani mein bhi aag laga kar aaya hu.

Ankhon Ki Qasam

Teri Ankhon Ki Qasam Zindgi Samjha Hai Tujhey.

Tujh Ko Kuch Soch K Sanson Mein Sharakat Di Hai..

Dorian hum ko milin

Zindagi mn is qadar mehromian hum ku milin,

samny hoty huay b dorian hum ku milin.

Be gunahi ka meri banta nahi koi gawah,

sab k chehron pe likhi majborian hum ku mili.

Itni jldi toot skty tu nahi ye wasty,

Jis tarah totti hoi kuch chorian hum ku mili.

Khud shnasi krny bethy hum jo apni zaat ki,

apny hi kirdar main kamzorian hum ku milin.

Hasbi Allah

“Hasbi Allah”is an Arabic Word,

Means: Muje Allah kafi hey.

Whenever u feel u r in trouble, r feel lonely, or ve sum probl,

Just say “HASBI ALLAH”

Pyar Kya hai

Pyar Kya hai.. ??

P: Phone Karo =Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso..

Toh tension mat lo yaar,

Mat karo Pyar vyaar.. 😀 :/

Taqdeer ka rang

==============naseeb==============
taqdeer ka rang kitna ajeeb hai
ajjana rishta hai
phir b kareeb hai
hr kisi ko dost app jaise nahi milta
mujhe app mile ye mera naseeb hia

Agr koi larki tang kere

Agar koi larki pareshan hai ya udass hai to ye taveez usko

send karo khush ho jaye gi, Aazmana zaroor.

Doctor And Wife

Doctor adhi raat ko uttha or bv se bola:
“main hospital ja raha hoon, hospital se fone aya hay, emrgency hAy.”
Bivi:”kisi ko to apni maut marnay diya karo”

Lose Pen

If we lose a Pen, we can Buy a New one

but

If we lose Pen Cap we can’t Buy a New one

That’s why I CARE for my friends.

Sare ke sare ‘DHAKKAN’ hain……..:-D

Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Humse

Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Humse
Hum Seh Nahi Paenge
Bas1 Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nhi Apki
Apko Peetne Ghar Tak Chale Aenge
(‘,’)/ Drwaza
<) ( , Kh0l Teri To.

Founder of the world’s biggest NGO

Founder of the world’s biggest NGO for the Mothers rights, John Michael said,
“I always hate my Mom. She had only one Eye, that made her very ugly. After getting married, I had never met her 4 many years.
But Before her death she wrote me a letter saying,
“O my dear son!
You have been hating me throughout your life, because I had only one eye. Now before leaving this World I want to disclose that, in your childhood you had accidentally lost ur eye. You looked very ugly, but to make you look beautiful I donated one of my eye to you & i still love u.

khamosh rehny sy

Ussay ye kon btlaye,

ussay ye kon smjhaye..!!!

Boht khamosh rehny sy taluq toot jatay hein.

JUMMAY ka Khubsurat Tohfa

JUMMAY ka Khubsurat Tohfa. . .
JUMMAY k din Maghrib or Isha ki Namaz k darmyan mey
Surah-e-Fatiha (11) Bar
Surah-e-Kausar (11) Bar
Surah-e-Ikhlas (11) Bar
Parhney sey ALLAH Pak agley Jummey tak Rizq ka Intezam Kar detey hain.
*Yaad sey parhain or dosron ko bhi baatain*
Jumma mubarak!!

Mirpur Khaas Ka Ek Ilaqa

Mirpur Khaas Ka Ek
Ilaqa Jis Ka Naam
Chimta Gali Hai
Wahan Ek Insan Anday
Deta Hai
ASTAGHFIRULLAH
Or
Wo Bhi 95 Rupay
Darjan…!

Sharab Ka Nasha

Sharab ka nasha bhi hota hai

or

mohabat ka bhi nasha hota hai

lekin

furq sirf itna hai k

sharab ka nasha sula deta hai

or

muhabat ka nasha rula deta hai

Calendar Of Love

Calendar of Love:

January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chat
June = Date
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next

Have a nice year ahead!

Fail ho gya

Bacha: DAD apko pata chaly k Me 1st Division me pas hua to apko kesa Lage ga?

DAD: Me to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.

Bacha: Busss isi Dar sy Me Fail ho gya..!

Bhool Bethe Ho Hamen

Bhool Bethe Ho Hamen

Ya Nazar Andaz kar Rahe Ho??

Tum khush Ho Hamen Bhool kar To phr Sada khush Raho

Part of Our Life

Sometimes we Forget to Thank those People who make our Life Happy in their own Simple Ways!

Sometimes we Fail to Tell them how much we Appreciate them for being a Part of Our Life!

Today is just an Ordinary Day, nothing is Really Special!

But…

Hey…

Thanks for being Around!

I always Love ur Company and Appreciate u a lot, I am so Blessed I met u!

I mean it. Thanks for Adding Colours to My Life and Making it so Wonderful…

My Last Sms For You

Its my “LAST” SMS 4 u… Ok. Last ka matlab:

L- love u always

A- all time Miss u

S- save u in My heart

T- true friend in My Life :

Rukhsat Hua to

Aya tha Aik Shakhs Mere Gham Ko Bant-nay

Rukhsat Hua To Apnay B Gham De Gaya Mujhe

Chiraag Jalana

Chiraag jalana to purani rasmein hein “FARAZ”

Ab to tere Sheher k Log Insan jala dete hein…!!!!

Ajji Sunta Ho

Wife:ajji Sunta ho!
Ghr ma Namak Khatam ho Gaya ha,
Daal ma Kya dalu?
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Husband:Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya Colgate Active salt daal day,
usmay Namak ha

logoo ko maaf – hazart ALi (R.A)

Logoo koo Uss Tarha Maaf karoo

Jesay Tum “ALLAH” say

Umeed Rakhtay Hoo kay wo Tumhay Maaf kray ga

HAZART ALI (R.A)

Memory for some people

One day,

you will be just a memory for some people

Do your best to be good one

Question for Pakistani

A special question for all Pakistani
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LIGHT Hai

Aadmi Ki 6 Ungliyan

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!
Thoda aur….
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Nahi pata kya
Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha

Mere Aansu Tere Liye

Mere Aansu Tere Liye Ek WADA Ho
Tera Ghum Ek TINKE Se Bhi AADHA Ho,

Duaa Hai TU Jitni ZINDGI Jiye KHUSHI Se Jiye
Bas TERI Umar Meri ZINDGI Se ZIYADA Ho…!!!

NICE STORIES

3 NICE STORIES

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella

‘THATS FAITH’. .:)

2. Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs because he knows you will catch him.

‘THATS TRUST’. .:)

3. Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we set alarm for tomorrow.

‘THATS HOPE’

Missing Freinds

I miss my friendsI miss my Fr¡ends,
When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other.
Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters,
Though stranger to me,
they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere,
I miss my friends.
I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Love Is Missing Someone

Love is missing someone
whenever
you are apart.
But
somehow
feeling warm
inside because
You are close in
HEART.. <3
i love you

Barat Vich var Gya

Police ne Sardar ko pkr lia

Police: tm ne 20 aadmi kese maray ?

Sardar: Bus Ji main gaddi tez chala reya c, jadon main brake laye,
te pata laga ke brekaan e fail ne,
fer main samney vekhya te 1 pasay 2 banday ja raye c
te dujay pasay 1 baraat ja rai si

Hun tusi dasso main gaddi kiddar maarda?

Police Officers: jis taraf 2 admi c thora nuqsan honda!

Sardar: Main v ehi sochya si par jadon main ona wal gaddi morri te o nus k barat vich varr gya.

Naseeb ka Intiqaam

Mere naseeb ne jub mujh se intiqaam liya

Kahan kahan teri yaadon ne haath thaam lia…!!

A Story With A Lesson

A Story with a Lesson…One Day My Girlfriend called Me to Her House.
I went there & found Her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She whispered in My Ear,
I have feelings for You, lets make Love.
I turned back & walked to the Front Door towards My Car…
Shockingly I found My Girlfriend standing there,
She Hugged Me & said,
U have won My Trust

Moral:Its always better to keep the CONDOMS in the Car not in the Pocket.

Payary Rozay Daaro

Payary Rozay Daaro !
Allah Nabi (S.A.W.W) Dy pyaro !
Jannat dy haqq-daaro,,,
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Thora Khaao Aey Sehri hey Valima ni

Here Comes Again Dat Blessed Morn

Here comes again dat blessed morn,
when our saviour was born.
Rejoice and be glad for d baby Jesus brings with Him peace and joy to make your christmas a splendid one.
So from my family to yours its a merry christmas Have a blast!

Crisis to Occur

Life always waits for some crisis to occur

before revealing itself at its most brilliant.

Mre Labon Ko Tum Bin

Kbhi ruthna na mujse
Muje manana nhi ata
Is dilse dor na jana
Muje bulana nhi ata
Phr b agr rutho to ye soch lena
Mre labon ko tum bin muskurana nhi ata.

Insaan k Dil pr

Hadith

“shaitan insaan k dil pr ghaat lgaaye betha rehta hai,ps jb insan Allah ko yad krta hai shaitan hat jata hai,laikin jb Allah ki yad se ghafil ho jata hai to waswase daalne lgta hai.” (bukhari)

1 Sweet Person

Sweet hours make 1 sweet day.
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week.
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month.
1 sweet person like you is all one needs to make the life sweet.

Girls Related Sms Messages

We girls:
– Take a walk in the house with a toothbrush…
– Read the text on the shampoo bottle in the shower…
– Laugh at our jokes when we haven’t even shared it with others yet…
– We can read something 10 times without understanding it…
– Push the door when it clearly says “PULL”…
– We ask “What?” when we clearly understand everything…
– Hate it when the wind messes our hair up…
– Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything…
– Have to call our own phones to find it…
– Check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch..
– When we stay up late we count how many hours of sleep we will get…:)
– Smiling while reading this…
Share this if you are happy being a Girl

Examination Hall

Teacher:

Kisi Aisi Jaga ka Name Batao

Jaha buht Sary Log Ho Phir

Bhe Ap AKeLy FeeL KarTey Ho.
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ExaMaNaTiON HaLL… :-P:-D

Intazar Intazar rehta hai

Ye Jo Gam Ka Hisasar Rehta Hy Kon Aankhon Ky Par Rehta Hy,

Ishq Jab Orh Lay Judai Tu….. Intazar, Intazar Rehta Hy.

A Friend Is One Who

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.