Parda Nasheen Hain

Aatay hain khuwabon main khayalon main musalsal
Phir hum se yeh kehtay hain k hum parda nasheen hain.

Best Mother SMS

MAA:
3 saal ki umar mae hum kehty thy: “ammi i love u”
10: “ammi jo bhi hae mjy kia”
16: “uff meri maa boht nasihate karti hae”
18: “mujhy is ghar mae nahi rehna”
25: “ammi aap thik kehti thi”
30: “mujhy apni maa k ghar wapis jana hae”
50: “mae apni maa ko khona nahi chahta”
70: “mae apna sab kuch lutaney ko tayar hu bas koi meri maa ko wapas le aae”
MAA SIRF AIK HOTI HAE !!! Uski muhabat ko saraho, k agar aik din wo dunia se chali gae to bohat daer ho jae ge.
Forward karo agar samajhty ho k tmhari maa dunia ki behtareen maa hae aur uski qadar karo.
ALLAH hamari maa ko dono jahan ki khushya de amen

Its When You Have Had Everything

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It’s not a day when you lounge around doing nothing,
it’s when you’ve had everything to do and you’ve done it.

Muje bewafa He Rehne Do

Wo Khfa Hein HmSe To Khfa He Rehne Do,

HmKo Unka Gunahgar He Rehne Do,

Wo Smjhte Hein Hm Ne Chorr Diya Hy Unko,

Baat To Jhoot Hai Mgr Such He Rehne Do,

Mudaton Mangi Hein Khuda Se Khushyan Unki,

Jo Ata Hay Hm Pe Elzam To Elzam He Rehne Do,

Unki Shrt Hay K Mai bewafa Bnu,

Agr Khushi Milay Unko To Muje bewafa He Rehne Do,

Ayega waqt To Dikhayenge Tumko Apna Khaloos,

Abi Khamosh Hain Bs Hmko Khamosh He Rehne Do.

People who love you

There is no concept of being ‘busy’, its all abt priorities. People who love you would always find time for u no matter what& people who don’t will find excuses

Arzaan Huye Hum Itne Ke Nayaab Ho Gaye

Ab zindagi ke shelf mein dhoonda karain ge log
Arzaan huye hum itne ke nayaab ho gaye..

Mubarak Ho Eid

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe

MUBARAK ho EID

Tanhaiyon ke khof

sara hi sheher uske janazay mai tha shareek

Tanhaiyon ke khof se jo shakhs mar gaya

Khaana Khaana Chor Diya

Imaam HASSAN

Ne Apni WaaLida H. FATIMA (R.A)

K Saath Khaana Khaana Chor Diya,

Maa Ne Is Baat Ko Mehsoos Kiya,

Ek Roz Farmaane Lagi

HASSAN

Mera DIL Kehta Hai K Tum Mere Saath Khaana Khao Par Tum Khaate Nahi Ho, Kiya Wajah Hai.?

ArZ Ki

Maa Ar Koi Wajah Nahi, Bas Dar Lagta Hai Kahen Ap Se PehLe Lukma Na Utha Loon Ar

Be-Adbon Me ShaamiL Na Ho Jaoon.

“SUBHAN ALLAH”

PLz Respect Your Sweet Mothers..

Good Morning

Kanton Se Dil Lagao

Kanton se dil lagao key taa-umar saath dain. .

Phoolon ka kia jo sans ki garmi na seh sakain .

Zara Sochiye

Allah k khoof aur mout k khoof ki behtreen misaal.

Azan ki awaz pr aik dukan bhi band nahi hoti, aur aik goli ki awaz pr poori market band ho jati hai. Zara Sochiye

Yaara Dukan Wale

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.

Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Mohabaat Mein

Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz…
Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai

Boy Text to his GF

Boy texts his GF:

Jaan, I can not live without you Will you marry me?

*KILLING Reply*
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Girl: Kon mar raha hai ab? I lost all my contacts

Lkeero se Nikal jate Hain

Ye mumkin Nai k sb Log Bdal jaty Hain,

kuch Halat k sancho me b Dhal jaty Hain,

khali Hatho ko Ghour se dekha hy kbi?

kis trh Log Lkeero se Nikal jate Hain

Meethi Cheez

“Har Meethi Cheez Me Zehar Hai Siwaye Shehad K,

Or

Har Karwi Cheez Me Shifa Hai Siwaye Zehar K”

Qadmon Ko Tery Choomna Aasaan Hai

Qadmon ko tery choomna aasaan hai lekin
Mein soch raha hoon tu khuda hai k bashar hai. .!

Teacher To Pathan

Teacher to pathan:

can u translate the following sentence in a single English word?

Moti larki intezaar kar rahi hai?

Pathan: Motivating

Beeta Hai Jo Mere Upar

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

Eik Maa ki request

1 Maa ki request hay, plz
Free pckge hy to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch jaay
“Putar Bashir, wapsi ty 65 wali PEPSI lenda aayen
Teri phophi ai ay”:-

Wife at Night

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

Hi I will get late,

please try and wash all my dirty clothes

and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before

I return.

but there is no reply

He sent another text, And I forgot to tell you that

I got an increase in my salary

at the end of the month I m getting you a new car this time ,

She text back, OMG really?

Husband replied :

No I just wanted to make sure you got my first Message

Trasha Gora Badan

Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff..!!

Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska..,

Honto Se Lgao To Kashish Kaisi Hai,

Paa G Ye KULFI Cheez Hi Esi hai. 😀

FREE SECURITY

FREE SECURITY GUARD/ SYSTEM

Ghar sy nikalny sy Pehly

7 bar parhen:

“Ya Hafeezo, ya Raqeebo”

ALLAH ap ko apni panah main rakhy ga.

Forwrd 2 all u care about.

Main Ne Ehsas k

Main Ne Ehsas k Dhaagey Mein Proya Hai Usey

””’Faraz””’

Toot Agar Mein Gaya To Bikhar Wo Bhi Jayega…!

Girl FRIEND Moti Ho

Arz Kya Hai
Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Mei Nhi ati
wah wah
Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Mei Nhi ati
(‘,’) girlFRIND
‘..(> Moti Ho
to Bahon
Mei Nhi Ati

Student Aur Kitabain

Dooooooooooor se dekha  to kitaben pari thin,
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Qareeb jane ka to sawaal hi peda nhi hota.

Pyar aur barish

Pyar aur barish- dono ek jaise hote hai,
Wo humesha yadgar hote hai,
Fark sirf itana hai ki barish sath rah kar tan bhigati hai,
Aur pyar door rahkar aankhe

Hawa Raks Kerti Hai

UsaY KehnA k SadA MosAm BahaRooN k NaHi RehTay

SaBhi PattaY BikHarTay haiN

HaWa Jab RakS KartI Hai

Wife IS Mistress

Every wife is a
”misstress” of her husband.

”MISS” for one year
&
”STRESS” for rest of the life!

Effort Without Talent Is

Effort without talent is a depressing situation…
but talent without effort is a tragedy.

If You Are Sad

If you are sad about being alone on Valentines day…
Just remember…
nobody loves you on the other days of the year either!
Happy Valentines day!

Khusbo sanson mein

Tere Wajood Ki Khusboo Basi Hai Sanson Main

Ye Aur Baat Hai Nazron Se Door Rehte Ho

Nazar Andaaz Kerti Hai

Ek Wo jo Nazar Andaaz kartI hai Mujh Ko

Ek Main hun k Dil-0-Jaan Se Deewana hu Us ka….!!!!

pathan jaisa v howay

Jutt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo.

Butt hovy te sohna na hovy goli mar dyo.

Sheikh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar dyo.

Malik hovy te gappi na hovy goli mar dyo.

Shah hovy te fradiya na hovy goli mar yo

Bhatti hovy te shokha na hovy goli mar dyo.

Arain hoye te seyana na hove goli mar deo.

Chaudhari hovy te chwal na hove goli mar deo,

Pathan hove… jaisa v howay.. Goli mar deo

Eid ka Chand 2011

Aey eid k Chaand!
kyun krta hai Tu molviyon ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne k Liye Be_chain Hain
Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman,

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Paate
Poore Pakistan k insan,

Magar na jane kahan Se Dhondh Lete Hain Tujhe peshawar k pathan. .

Most Costly Liquid

Tears are One of The Most Costly Liquid

Do u know why?

Because Out of many liquids here

in the World

Only Tears can explain the Real

meaning of Pain

College Canteen Hall

Catchline on the WALL of a College Canteen Hall:

“This Food Must Be Good. Ten Thousand FLIES Cant Be Wrong..!”:-P

Chemical GHAZAL

“Chemical GHAZAL”
Dil-e-organic tujhe hwa kia he?
Akhir ye reactions ki wja kia ha?
Hm hain carbon or wo hydrogen,
Ya Ilahi ye hydrolysis kia ha?
Me bhi Shell me Electrons rkhta hu,
Kash pucho k meri Valency kia ha?
Hm ko un se hy Bond ki umeed,
Ghalib
Jo nhi jante humari Elctronegativity kia ha!
Wah wah wah =P

After Rain

In USA after rain,

the water disappears in 5 mins.

In Pakistan, afer rain,

the Road disappears in 5 mins.

Beware Of Duplicate Eid Wishes

Beware 0F Other Duplicate EiD WiSHERS

I’M THE Only Authorised ISO 2012 Certified Dealer iN EiD WiSHES

i WiSH U AN ORIGNAL Sweet

” EiD MUBBARAK”

Independence Day Pakistan

A Nation can never be finished by its people’s death,
but, it will be finished when the Youth forget their Identity.!!
Lets join our hands to prove our identity as prosporous & peacefull Pakistanis.
May Almighty Allah gives us d chance to serve for Pakistan at any platform but with Honesty, Dignity & Patriotically… Amin..
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY OF PAKISTAN
With Best Regards,

Tum b GHALIB kamal krte ho

Dukh de kr sawal krte ho,
Tum b GHALIB kamal krte ho,
Dekh kr puch liya haal mera,
Chalo kuch to khayal krte ho,
Shehr-e-dil me ye udasiyan kesi?
Ye b mujhse sawal krte ho,
Marna chahen to mar nhi sakte,
Tum b jeena muhal krte ho,
Ab kis kis ki misaal dun tum ko?
Hr sitam be-misaal krte ho.

Suraj Ab Toh Nikal aa

Bahot staya hai rat bar kisi ki be-bas yadon Ny….
Ay Soraj Ab To Nikal aa K Aur Roya nahi Jata….!!”
Gud morning”

Qualities of Good Leader

A good leader is a person
Who takes a little more than
His share of the blame
And
A little less than his share of the credit.

Happy Gents Day

U r so lucky B thankful to GOD

B,Coz

U never have Periods,
Breast cancer,
cyst In ur ovaries
Menopause
DNC
Ur tits cannot be used as 24/7 feeders for infants, Ur abdomen can’t b cut to produce a baby,
U don’t have to b fucked by an idiot whom u hate.

HAPPY GENTS day

To The Beautiful Couple

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Tum Besharam Ho

Girl: Tum Boht BeSharam Ho
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Boy: Me To BachPan Se Aisa Hi Hun

PaiDa Bhi NaNga Hua Tha

Chahey Jitne Bhi Paren Sandel

Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,

A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->

Relationship is not about

Relationship is Not about AGE

Not about DISTANCE

Not about communicating each other everyday.

what Important most is: TRUST and LOYALTY

The TRUST of Girl to her Man, the LOYALTY of Man to his Girls

Khafa kiyo hota hai

Koi Rishta Jo Na Hota, To Wo Khafa Kion Hota gulwish

Ye Be_Rukhi, Uski Mohabbat Ka Pata Deti Hai

Dard ko Lafzon Mai

Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya**

Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya**

Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya**

Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya

what is real tension ?

what is real tension?

1 larki ne apse lift mangi.

raste me uski Tabiat kharab hogai ,

Ap use hospital le gye.

DOCTOR bola:
Ap bap ban’ne wale ho.

AP bole:
Me iska bap nai !

phir larki se pucha

LArki boli:
YeHi Baap hai

Police aye,

APka medical check up hua

Report aye k ap to Kabhi bap hi nai ban sakthe

Ap ne khuda ka sukar Ada kiya ,

Aur ap kushi Khushi bahir a gae ;

socah ke

GHAR pe jo 4 bache hai

Wo kis k hen .>

This is ral “TENSION”

😀

Mun Mai Pani Ana

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Mun mai pani ana”
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Romantic country of world

most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes!!! pakistan u know why?

har raat candle light dinner… =P

Thanks to wapda for Load Shedding

Hum Teri Aarzoo Main Jeetey Hain

Hum teri aarzoo main jeetey hain
Ye nahi hai tu zindagi nahi…:-(

Bitterness of Life

If u never tasted a bad apple U would never appreciate a good apple, Some time we need to experience bitterness of life to understand the value of sweetness

ALLAH Knows Best

ALLAH knows what is the best

for you and when

it is best for you to have it

The Work Shop

The Secret for
a Successful Marriage Is:
“The Work-Shop…!!”
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The Husband Works
& The Wife Shops.. =D 😉

Tujhko Bewafa Samajhun

Tere Honay Par Khud Ko Tanha Samajhun?
Main Bewafa Hun Ya Tujhko Bewafa Samajhun?

Teri Berukhi Se Waqt Toh Guzar Geya Hai Mera,
Yeh Khuddari hai Ya Teri Anna Samajhun?

Tere Bad Kya Haal Hona Hai Mera,
Yeh Teri Inayat Hai Ya Qaza Samajhun?

Zakham Detay Ho Aur Marham Bhi Lagatay Ho,
Sehar” Yeh Teri Adaat hai Ya Adda Samajhun

For Every Smile

If you never thanked Allah for every smile

Then,

U have no right to blame Him for every tear.

kiss liye itni saza dety ho

kiss liye itni saza dety ho,

kbi krty ho yaad to kbi bohla dety ho,

Ajeeb teri mohabt ka silsala Dekha,

kbi kushi our kbi dard-e-dil jaga dety ho.

Rutho na A Dost K Fir

Rutho na a dost k fir!
roth jany waly maan b jaien tu
manany waly thak sy jaty hyn
aur hamary sath zindagi k saffer mien
chalny k qabil nahi rehty
khafa na ho a sathi k fir!
khafgion k mosum dyr tak nahi telty
dil-o-jaan mien,ruh k ander bohat hi
bohat hi door ja ker basyra kerty hyn
naraz na ho a hamdam k fir!
narazgi kadurraton ko janm dyti hy
kadurratien dil ki fir nahi jatien
aur!
zindagi ki shaffaf rahien dhundli-o-gurd aalood ho jati hyn
so myry dost ,myry sathi,myry hamdam!
mujhy aatbar ka maan do!

A Great Relationship

A Great Relationship is based on two main Principles :

The first is to APPRECIATE your Similarities…..

The second is to RESPECT your Differences…..