Matlab ki Haadon Tak

Sath Rahte Hein Mere Sab, Magar Matlab Ki Haddon Tak

Kahin Thakti Hun To Akeli, Kahin Rukti Hun To Tanha

Tera Khamosh rehna

sari duniya k chup rehney sey mujhe garz nai

bus ak tera khamosh rehna mujhey takleeeeef deta ha….

All Girls Are Devil

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

Math vich fail

Sardar: Math vich fail kyun hoya?

Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8
Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8

miss nu ap confirm nai tay fail menu kr dita.

Dil Jalana Na Chora

Baad Marnay Kay Bhi Usne Chora Na Dil Jalana

“FARAZ”

Roz Phaink jata Hai Phool Sath wali Qabar Par

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Shadi Ke Pehle Raat

Shadi ki 1st nite pe santa ki wife ne kaha janu aaj kuch aisa kro ki pasene nikal jaye.. . . .

Santa utha aur fan band kar ke so gaya…:-D 😀

ik Shakhs

Aia Tha ik Shakhs mera ghum bantnay

Phr apne be ghum de gia mujy

Naughty Mobile Messages Collection

OLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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” Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. “

Yadon Me Teri Yaad

yado me teri yad thi,
kia yad thi kuch yad nahi,
teri yad me sab bhol gaye,
kia bhol gaye kuch yad nahi,
yad ho tum sirf yad ho tum,
q yad ho kuch yad nahi.

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2011 Eid Sms

slct a num thn i wl tel u k log apko jb eid pe milen ge tou kia kahen ge

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9

Answer:

1 eid mubrk
2 eid mubrk

3 eid mubrk

4 eid mubrk

5 eid mubrk

6 eid mubrk

7 eid mubrk

8 eid mubrk

9 eid mbrk:-)

Chahat Uski Zaroorat Uski

Ghum Sey Begana Bana Deti Hai Chahat Us Ki
Main Bhala Kaisey Bhula Doon Yeh Inayat Us Ki
Main Kabhi Khud Sey Juda Us Ko Na Kar Paun Ga
Meri Ek Umer Ka Haasil Hai Mohabbat Us Ki
Koi Ja Kar To Zara Itna Bata Dey Us Ko
Mujh Ko Us Sey Bhi Zyada Hai Zarurat Us Ki. .

Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar

Hasrat Bharri Nigahon Ko Aaraam Takk Nahi
Palti Wo Zindagani K Phir Shaam Takk Nahi
Jis Ki Tallab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzzaar Di
Us Bewafa K Lab Pay Mera Naam Takk Nahi
Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam Ko Baithain Gay Aaj Phir
Kuch Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Takk Nahi
Madfoon Hoon Teray Hijjar Ki Ik Aisi Qabbar Mein
Kutbay Pay Jis K Aaj Koi Naam Takk Nahi
Be Ikhtiyaar Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar
Halaan K Us Galli Mein Mujhay Kaam Takk Nahi.

Goli Kut ke

1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha or Medicne khala rha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy quen mar rhe o.?

Sardar:doctor ne kya c

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Enu goli kut k deni aa.;->

HAPPY 15th August Independence Day of India

HAPPY 15th August Independence Day of India

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahti hun
Han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chulen
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***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

Address ka Price

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss,

Girl: Aur us dress ka.. ??

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
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1 pagal dorse pagal se

1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:

Sab log hume pagal kyon kehty hain?

Dosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar…

ye le Tamatar. Aur SAKANJWI bana…

Ham Kamzor Hain

Ey”ALLAH” ! Ham Kamzor Hain,
“TU”Taqat Wala Hai

Ey”ALLAH”! Ham Aajiz Hain,
“TU”Be Neyaz Hai

Ey”ALLAH”!Ham Mangtey Hain,
“TU”Daata Hai,

Ey”ALLAH” Ham Mujrim Hain,
“TU”Shahensha Hai,

“TUJHE” TERI Shaney Raheemi-o-Kareemi Ka Wasta,

APNI Qudrat K Sadqey Ham Pey Karam Farma,

Kiun K Ham Kisi Imtihan Aur Azmaish K Qabil Nahi Hain,

Ey”ALLAH” !
“TU”Muaf Karne Wala Hai,

Or Muaafi Ko Pasand Krta He,

Ey”ALLAH” !Hamein Muaf Farma
AMIN

negress girlfriend

Height of Praise:

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A negro telling his negress girlfriend on a Dark Cloudy Morning..

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Ajj din charheya teray rang varga..:-D

STUPID BUT GREAT FRNDS

V knw they r fi9 but v cal n ask “Oye kesay ho?”

v knw they cnt frgt but v say “Badtameez bhool gaya na mje”

v knw they cnt go widout us but v say “ruk0 Mere liye”

v knw they cnt finish al widout us but v say “mere liye b bchana”

v knw they’ll share evrythng wid us but v say “Mje b nai bataega?

v knw its imposible to survive widout thm but v say “KABHE bat mat krna mujh se, bhar mein ja”

THEY R DA BEST,
STUPID BUT GREAT FRNDS.

Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Bus k peche

Memon:

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:

Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

Hadis pak (P.B.U.H)

Hadis PAK hai

1- khuda ko khushi baap ki khushi me me hai

2-Sood khor ki Dua qabol nai hoti

3-Jisny namaz ki  fiqr chori , ALLAH ne uski fiqr chori

4-jo Shahks hr faraz NAMAZ k bad

 Ayat-Al-Kursi parhy, tu us ke or janat k darmyan ka

fasla k drmyan ka fasla sirf maut hai

Husan walo

Husan Walo Khuda K Liye Chorr Do…!!!
Aashiqoon Ko Satana Buri Baat Hai…!!!

Na Kisi Ki Deed Hui

Na kisi ki deed hui Na kisi k galy mily…
Kaisi khamosh Eid thi,Jo aai or chali gai.

Chup Roho Khuda ka Lye

Kitna dilkash manzar ho, jab hum Qyamat k din karain shikwa teri bewafai ka….
Or tum lipat k hum se, dheery se kaho, chup rho khuda k lye

Hum To Aaghaz-E-Muhabbat

Hum to aaghaz-e-muhabbat me lut gaye hay faraz

log kehte hay k anjam bura hota hai

How Can A Woman

How can a woman be expected to be happy
with a man who insists on treating her as if
she were a perfectly normal human being.

If We Dont Discipline Ourselves

— “if we dont discipline ourselves, the world ll do it 4 us” —

Sufficient for Him

And will provide for him from

where he does not expect.

And whoever relies upon Allah – then

He is sufficient for him.

(Al-Quraan, 65:3)

Eid Ka Chaand Nazar Aaya

Aaj Phir Eid Ka Chaand Nazar Aaya
Ab Na Wo Tu Hai Aur Na Wo Mai Hun

Urdu Rape Scene Sms Jokes

wakeel: Kia ap bta sakti hain k admi kon tha?

Girl : koi bahir ka tha.

Wakeel:wo kaiay?

Girl: Itna bara hamaray Muhallay main kisi ka nahi hai..

Mangaty Hain Log

Mangaty Hain Log Hum Say Teri Muhabbat Ka Saboot.

Meri Mehandi Ka Laal Rang Teri Chahat Ki Gawahi Deta hai.

I Am My Own Boss

I Was In A ‘Taxi’ When The Taxi Driver Said: “I Love This Job..! I Am My Own Boss; & No Body Tells Me What To Do..!” Then I Replied: “Aage Sey Left Le”:-P

Susral ki zindagi

Susral ki zindagi koi Bachon ka khel nhi…

FARAZ

Bus itna samjh lejiay KATI PAHARI ki Basti he or Altaf Bhai ka nara laga k jana hai.;-)

Wife ne Darwaza Khola

Husband: shoping ker k aya Wife ne darwaza khola

Husband : ye dabba utha lo

Wife: iss mein zaror mere khanay ki chiz hogi

Husband : Han mere jotay hen iss mein

kehtey han

sub mujhey he kehtey han k to usey bhol ja

AAMIR

koi usey q nai kehta wo mujhey yaaad he na aya karey

Zameen Dekh Lo

Apne Asman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo

Tum Khwab Aaj Koi Hasin Dekh Lo

Aazmana Hai Agar Aitbar Ko Mere

To Ek Jhut Tum Bolo aur

Mera Yaqeen Dekh Lo

Tumhare Ankhein Kabhi Nam Na Ho

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.

English Silent Film

Teacher to Pathan:- Which Was 1st English Silent Film ? Pathan:- If d Film Was Silent, How Could u Know It Was in English?

Teacher shocks

Pathan rocks:)

OYE CHAWAL

Have you ever noticed that when you shout in Pakistan
“OYE CHAWL” !!
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Dozens of people turn around? 😀

Trusting God Wont Make

Trusting God wont make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck

Acha waqt Guzarna

Sab se acha waqt guzarna hai to prho

“La-ilaha-ilallah-Muhammadur-Rasul-Allah ”

jisko bhi snd kroge wo lazmi parhega. Aur sawab Apko b milega.

Suno ek baat o sanam

Suno ek baat o sanam
Tum sai kaisai ye kahoon
Mujhe har lamhai mein
Tumhi yaad atai ho

Jaisai sang sahil kai
Ye lehar chalti hai
Jaisai sang phoolon kai
Khusbhoo bikharti hai
Waisai hi sang ho mere
Jaisai ek saya ho

Shama ye dil ki mere
Raushan hi tum sai hai
Jaisai koi deep jalai
Andheri in rahoon par
Tum mujhe thamai raho
Jaisai ek rehbar ho

Kabhi jo yunhi bauhat
Khud sai ghabraoon to
Mujeh bahoon mein sanam
Tum samait laitai ho
Mere hi sang raho
Jaisai ek jeevan ho

Suno ek baat o sanam
Tum sai kaisai ye kahoon
Mujhe har lamhai mein
Tumhi yaad atai ho.

“2 Ajnabi dost”
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From: Jinnu Rider

Paas baitha 1 Baba

1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha:
Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout dey.

Paas baitha 1 Baba bola:
Molvi G Jihaad te Tussi Jana Nai Te Halway wich bomb kisi ne pana Nai.

Plz Yar MisCall Do

Plz yar 1 miscall do.

Yahan light nai hai mujhy mera mobile mil nai raha

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Forward karo Dekho

kitne bewakuf Mis call Dete hai

Master of Fate

Be the master of your fate

not the slave of your problems

Hum Se Bichar K

Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz

Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath

Kis tarah chal rahe hai Zindagi

Mat Pooch K Kis Tarah Se Chal Rahi Hai Zindagi…

Us Daor Se Guzar Rahay Hain Jo Guzarta Hi Nahi…

Belief In Things

The thing always happens that you really believe in;
and the belief in a thing makes it happen.

Mashaaaa Allah

Mashaaaa Allah….

Mashaaaa Allah….

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Kuch nahi ap apna kam karo meri nazar Achaanak sheeshey Pey parr gai thi..

åpni tåsveer mms karo

Wo roz roz kehti hai k mjhy åpni tåsveer mms karo
FARAZ

Us nådån ko ye kese btaon k mere påås

Nokiå “1202” hy…!

When A Person Cries Due To Happines

When A Person Cries Due To Happiness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye.

But
When It 1st Comes From The Left,
Its Pain

Name of ALLAH

Allah is alwayz with u when
Ur happy He is Al-Rehman
Ur hungry He is Al-Razzaq
U call Him He is Al-Sami
Ur unsafe He is Al-Hafeez
Ur honored He is Al-Moiz
Ur jobless He is Al-Moqeet
U pray He is Al-Mujeeb
Ur upset He is Al-Wakeel
U go astray He is Al-Hadi
Ur gifted He is Al-Kareem
Ur forgiven He is Al-Ghafoor
Ur hopeless He is Al-Noor
Ur sinner He is Al-Tawwab
U thank Him He is Al-Shakoor

Subhan Allah

We Think Everyday Is The Same

Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everything changed!

All worries start

Ans:H

Bcoz

all worries start with”H”

Horrible?

Hazard?

Horrific?

Hopeless?

Harsh?

Horror?

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Finally

*”HUSBAND”*.

Dil Dooba

Chup Ho Kis Wajha Say Hamain Malo0m Nahi Magar..

Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Yaad Nahi Kartey.?

Saahib e ilm bola

Meri ankho ko Dekh kar wo Saahib-e-ilm Bola

Teri Sanjeedgi Btaati Hai, Tujhe kbhi Hansne Ka Shoq Tha.

The Will To Win

The will to win,
the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential…
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Beautiful Decent Urdu Poetry

Neechi nazron mein qayamat ka asar hota hai..
Husn kuch aur nikhar jata hai sharmate huwe.

Sometimes Love Is For Lifetime

Sometimes Love is for a Moment ;

Sometimes Love is for Lifetime;

But,

Sometimes a Moment with the One You Love,………is Enough to spend Your life

Enjoy laziness

I love work..but unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished..

How can i finish sumthing that i love??So i dont work.

Enjoy laziness with “attitude”:-D

Veeran ker gya

Bichra kuch is tarah k rut hi badal gai,
Ek shaqs sary shehar ko veeran kr gya.

Makes you a refree

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Five heartiest prayers

My five heartiest prayers for you in this holy month of ramadan…!

1- May Allah bless you with health,wealth and success.
2-May Allah keep you in his protection forever.
3-May U always stay blessed n happy.
4-May you live long.
5-May Allah bless you and your family at the day of judgment..! Aameen

Urdu Mother Day Sms 2012

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day

mazaq ki had

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND Pagal kahe gussa na hona

Jahil kahe to b cool rahna

Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marna

Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.

Girl Friend Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha

Girl Friend: Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha
Mujhe Naya Larka Mil Gaya Hai,
Meri Photo Mujhe Wapas Do

Usko Dikhana Hai,
Wo Tumse Bahut Acha Hai Main Usse Shadi Karungi…
Boy Friend Ne Apne Sab Friends Ki Girl Friends Ki Photos Collect Ki,
Or Unke Bech Mein Apni Girl Friend Ki Photo Rakh K Letter Likha,
Is Mein Se Apni Photo Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shaqal Yaad Nahi Hai…

Dil Ka Dard Subah Sham Humne Kata Hai

Dil ka dard subah sham humne kata hai
unse dil lagane ka pal yaad aata hai,
woh toh humhe bhul ker kahin or kho gaye,
dil humaara hai unhe bhula bhi nahi pata hai.

toot k Bikhra nahi kerty

Hum Ahl-e-Wafa Husn ko Ruswa nahi kerty!

Parda bhi Uthay Rukh se to dekha nahi kerty!

Ker letay hen Dil apna Tasawwer hi se Roshan,

Moosa ki tara Toor pe jaya nahi kerty!

Rakhtey hen jo Auron k liye Piyar ka Jazba,

Wo log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi kerty!

Kehti hai to kehti Rahey Maghroor ye Dunia,

Hum Murr k kisi Shakhs ko dekha nahi kerty!

Hum log to Mey Nosh hen Badnam hen lekin,

Pakeeza jo log hen Kia Kia nahi kerty..!

Mujh Tum Yaad Ate ho

MUJHE TUM YAD AATY HO

Khayalon me,Sawalon me,

Muhabat k hawalon me,

Tumhen aawaz deta hun,

Tumhen wapas bulata hun,

Jab koi nazm kehta hun,

usy unwan deta hun,

MUJY TUM YAD AATY HO…..!

Tumhari yaad holay se,

koi sarghoshi krti hy,

Palken bheeg jati hen,

to aansu toot girty hen,

Me aankhon ko jhukata hun,

bazahir muskurata hun,

faqat itna he kehta hun,

Mujy kitna satate ho

MUJHAY TUM YAD AATY HO…!

Marriage is a relationship

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right

and the other is always husband

If U Never Taste

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life
To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.

Kia wajuud mera

Tere Bin Ab Hum Reh Nahi Sakty,
Tere Bina Kia Wajuud Mera

Wabasta Teri zaat se

AYE ALLAH: Wabasta TERI zaat se sabhi silsilay hain

magar Meri zindagi hai Mukhtasir TERI BANDAGI k liye…..

Gham Ache Nai Lagte

Tumhare Chaand Se Chehre Pe Ghum Achhe Nahe Lagte,

Hamme Keh Do Chale Jao, Jo Hum Tumhe Achhe Nahe Lagte,

Hame Wo Zakhm Do Sanam Jo Saari Umar Na Bhar Paye,

Jo Jaldi Bhar Ke Mitt Jaaye Wo Zakham Achhe Nahe Lagte,

Tumhe Har Ghazal Me Likhna Mera Dastoor Hai Lekin,

Saari Mehfil Kare Tera Charche Mujhe Achhe Nahe Lagte,

Mai Chaahat Ki Uss Manzil Pe Aa Pahuncha Hu Ke,

Tumhare Chaahane Wale Mujhe Ab Achhe Nahi Lagte…!!

Abi aa rahe ho

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti
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Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti. Abi Kaha Ho Tum ?

me aa rhi Hun.

Dost K Nam

Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi,
Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi,
Kuch Maang k to dekh a mere Dost,
Hontoon pay Hansi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi

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Duaon ke saharay ke zaroorat

Hai Mujh Ko Duaon Ke Saharay Ki Zaroorat
Ae Kash Koi Aaj Mujhe DIl Se Duaa Deee

son of a bitch

A little boy was doing his math’s homework. He said to himself, 2+5the son of a bitch is7.. 3+6the son of a bitch is9.
His mother heared this &gasped “wht r u doing?” the little boy answered,”I’m doing my math’s homework,Mom.” “And this is how ur teacher taught u to do it?”
“Yes”he answered.
Infuriated,the mother asked the teacher nxt day, “wt r u teaching my son in math’s?”
The teacher replied,”right nw we r learning addition”
The mother asked,”And r u teaching them to say 2+2,the son of a bitch is 4?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered “wht I taught them was,2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS4”:)