When Girls Hurt

When a Guy is Hurt

He smokes, Drinks,

Tries to be Mightier, Devilish,

Crazy, Mad.
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But When a Girl is Hurt

Sleeps Silently with a Teddy Bear.

On This Anniversary

On this anniversary, I take this opportunity
to thank you from the bottom of my heart for
being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!

Aaghaaz Kar Raha Hoon

Aap Ki Khidmat Me Apna Kaha Huwa Qat’a.
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Aaghaaz Kar Raha Hoon KHUDA K Kalaam Se,
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Khaalis Amal Huaa Meraa Is Ahtemaam Se,
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Gar Ho Qubool-e-HAQ Ye Meri Sms Service,
:
Ina’am Paaoon MAHDI Alay His Salaam Se.
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From: Mazhar Abbas (03312002561)

Tumhari Aadat hai tarpana

ChaloO Mana Ky Tumhari AadaT Hy TarPana

Zara SoucHo kOi Mrr Gaya To Kya Karo Gy

science ne prove

Aslam o Aliekum KHANA KAABA

ek aisi wahid jaga hai jis k ooper se aaj tak koi parinda nahi guzra.

Duniya ki kisi Airline ka jahaz aaj tak us k ooper se nahi guzra.

Qudrti tor per us ki direction aisi hai k chand or sooraj bhi us k oopr kharay nahi ho sakty..

Or science ne prove kiya hai k pori duinya ka center woh jaga hai jahan khana-e- kaba tameer hai.

“SUBHAN ALLAH”

Apne doston ko bhi is khobsurat information se agah karen.

Wasi Shah – MUHABBAT AAKHRISH HAI KYA

MOHABAT AAKHRISH HAI KYA…???
Men shaa’yr hun tou aksr log mj se poochty hen,
es haseen asraar k bary,
“Btaen tu bhala kya h??”
“MOHABAT AAKHRISH HAI KYA??”
WASI men hns k khta hun,
ksi payasy ko apny hissy ka pani pilana b MOHABAT h,
bhanwar men doobty ko saahilon tk ley k jana b MOHBT Hy,
ksi k wasty nanhi c qurbani MOHABAT Hy,
kahen hm raaz sary khoul skty houn mgr phr b,
ksi ke bey bsi ko dekh kr khamosh reh jana,j
MOHABAT Hy,
ho dil men drd veerani mgr phr b,
ksi k waasty he hounton pr hnsi laana,
zbrdsti he muskana,
MOHABAT Hai…
Kahen baarish men sehmy bheegty billi k bachy ko,
zra c der ko ghar ley k aana b,
MOHABAT Hy,
koi chirya jo kmry men bhtakti aan nkli ho,
tu us chirya ko,
punkhy bnd kr k raasta bahir ka dikhlana MOHABAT Hy..
ksi k zakham sehlaana,
ksi roty huey dil ko behlana MOHABAT Hy,
k meetha bol,meethi baat,meethy lffz,sb kya h??
MOHABAT Hy..
Mohabat ek he bs ek he ensan ke khatir mgan rhna,
hma wqt uske baton khushbo’on men doulna kb h..???
MOHBT Srf uske zullf k bul kholna kb h???
MOHABAT K Hazaron rung lakhon esta’aary hen,
ksi b rung men ho ye,
mje apna bnati hai,
ye mry dil ko bhaati hai..

Wo Mehsus Kry Humen

wo mehsus kry humen apni hr dharkan k sath………

is k siwa hm ny kbi kuch chaha hi nhi..

DUKHTY DILON KE SADA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN

DUKHTY DILON KE SADA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)….

YANI KHIRAJ-E-SEEL-E-WAFA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)

ME SOACH HE RAHA THA ILAJ-E-GUM-E-HIYAAT….

BE SAKHTA KISI NY KAHA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)..

Urdu Funny – Iftar ki aukaat

Wo log jo fit rehna chahtay hain unse apeal hai . . . . . . . .

K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Iftar ki aukaat me apni aukaat me rahen.:-)

U R The Best

2C light look@SUN,
2C love look@MOTHER,
2C beauty look@NATURE,
2C hope look@FUTURE.
But 2C all of these look@MIRROR!
U r the best. Gud morning…

You Love Me In December As You Do In May?

Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?

Mithaas Hamare Lahoo

Mouqa MiLay Jisay bhi Wo Peeta Zaroor hai,
Shayed Bohat MitHaas Hamare Lahoo mai hai.

Aankhon Mein Uljhi

Na Ayaan Hui Tum Se, Na Bayaan Hui Hum Se,

Bus Suljhi Hui Aankhon Mein Uljhi Rahi Mohabbat….!!

Happy Wedding Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,

May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,

As you make a wonderful pair,

Happy Wedding.

Wo Raat Ka Benawa Musafir

Wo Raat Ka Benawa Musafir Wo Tera Shayar Wo Tera Nasir

Teri Gali Tak Tu Ham Ne Dekha Phir Na Jane Kidhr Gya Wo

Yes you are

Yes You
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You Are Beautiful 😀

Open The Door

Open The Door!Kon?

HumHum Kon?

Hum SMS Kia kehna hai “GOOD night*”

Tu kya chahie? Ap K Chehry Pr Ek Pyari si .,….. *(SMILE)*…

Kohli ke Ronay Main

Na khanay main,

na sonay main

jo maza hai kohli ke ronay main 😛 😉

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mor Doon

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon,

Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon,

Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon,

Itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du

Azab-e-Qbr se bachany wali 7 chezain

Azab-e-Qbr se bachany wali 7 chezain
1.Namaz ki pabndi
2.Sadqy ki ksrt
3.Tilawt-e-Quran
4.Tasbihat ki ksrt
5.Jhoot se bachna
6.Khaynat na krna
7.Chugli se bachna.
Sadqa.e.Jaria.
‘Allah us k chehry ko tro taza rkhy ga jis ne mri baat ko suna,yad kia or agy pohancha dia
(Sahi Muslim
Pray4me)

KeEp RocKNg yARo

Fashion is simplicity for us.
Class is meeting hall for us.
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
V r”StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!!

Udasi Ka Bharam

Hum ne apni udaasi ka is terhan bharam rakha,
Rabtay kam ker diye aur Maghroor kehlanay lagey..

Commitments for Ramzan

SIMPLE and SMALL Commitments for Ramzan

1 Think before speaking – to avoid lie

2 Don’t see movies for time passing – Read sentence wise Translation of Holy Quran

3 Don’t waste Dua time by opening TV before Aftaar – It’s time for acceptance of Dua

4 Avoid anger cum conflict with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution – remember you are fasting

May Allah enable us to reap ramzan benefits Ameen

Udas Kiyo Ho

unhone pucha mujhse ki tum udaas kyo rehte ho

me: hanse kha sochta hu tume apni saari khushi de du

unhone phir pucha tum itna sochte kyu ho

me: tum haqiqat mai toh meri ho nai sakti tume khayalo mai apnta hu

agar tume mai nhi mili toh

me: yeh jindgi gawa dunga isse kya hansil hoga

me: ek umeed tumhe agle zanam mai paane ki

I asked to my heart

One day I asked to my heart

WHAT IS LOVE….!!
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Heart Said – Dekh mera kaam hai Blood Supply karna…
Faltu ke Out-of syllabus…sawal mat kar…!!!

Rehti Hai Teri Yaad

Her Waqat Mri Khoj Mein

Rehti Hai Teri Yaad…

Tu Nay Mery Vajood Ki Tanhai Bhi Cheen Li….

My Heart Loves Someone

I Loved Someone,
But
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces

…n

Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Sum1

And

People Call Me A

F L I R T =P xD

Dedicated ti all
FLIRTS

Koi Sunta Nahi Khuda Ke Siva

Koi Sunta Nahi Khuda Ke siva..
Mainee bhi Zindgi ko Karib se
Dekha He Dost?
Muskil Me Koi Sath Nahi Deta
Ansu Ke Siva?..!

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira
Hathi ruk gya

2sra choha bola

Daba k rakh salay ko
MAin b aata hon… 😀

Ramzan 2012 Wishes n Greetings

Ramzan 2012 is an event that happens every year for all Muslims training. Muslims consider the youthful element to this function. As soon as a Muslim hits puberty, it is generally the age where one would begin the practice of Ramadan. In the course of this time, all their emphasis has turned to God to strengthen their spiritual connection. Friends and family members are also targeted to strengthen those bonds beautiful. Ramadan is a time like 2012 all over the body and the thoughts of reflection and discovers ways to be and act more positively.
Through 2012 Ramadan wishes quotes, a quick end part in. This time is considered as the month of fasting and not ingesting or consuming place during this time. Besides consuming or not consuming, a man of quick body wrap is done as nicely. In the course of hours to a full day fast is performed to consist of foods and consume as any pleasures consist of sexual intercourse. This is a time for reflection and awareness to concentrate their God, Allah. Prayer is much more complete in this time and properly, as self reflection. Throughout this time, lousy routines are allowed to go and much more optimistic habits exchange them lousy.
New bonds with relatives and friends are created in the course of Ramzan 2012 wishes, quotes and greetings. The soul is cleansed and a new concentrate is produced daily life. Much consideration has turned to God and a strong spiritual connection is created. By fasting, a considerable sacrifice of self is so far performed better themselves and to be superior to people close to them. This is also a time to let go and forgive and forget any errors that may have occurred in the past. This is a time for new beginnings and new relationships, and this term should be treated like this kind of all followers of the religion.
2012 Ramadan greetings falls during the ninth month of Islamic calendar. This usually transpires in August or September based on changes in the moon. Due to the fact that similar data are not only for every yes, this leaves many individuals wondering when is Ramadan 2012. For yr 2012, Ramadan will fall by July 21 and go right up to August 20. This period usually lasts between 29 and 30 days and 2012 will not be distinct. This time will be known as the month of fasting. Muslims refrain from all eating and drinking and return to their attention and focus to their God, Allah.

3 Chehray Insan Ko

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.
Or
Tesra Misbah-Ul-Haq

Ehsaan Kerte Ho

Wafa K NaaM Py tuM Ny Sabhi Kuch l00t Liya,

Faqat 2, 4 SaNSaiN Chh0r Kr Q EhsaaN Krty H0…

how softly you

No matter how softly you whisper prayer,

God listens & knows the hopes & fears you keep in your heart.

When you trust in HIS love, miracles happen.

May God fulfill all our desires even before we start whispering. INSHAALLAH.

Ae Google A Teri Baibay Da Verha Nai

Pappu ki Maa:
Pappu meri juti lab de
Smart Pappu after 5 minutes..
Opened google.com and typed
WWW.baibay di khabbay pair di juti.com
Google replied:
Banday da putar ban
Ae google a
Teri baibay da Verha nai..

Bullehy shah Said

Bullehy shah Said:

Bartan lohe de kdi tutdy ni,
Maali apne baagh nu kdi putdy ni,
Tut jande ne kai wari lahu de rishty,
Pr rishtey yaari dy kdi tutdy nai..

Mjhy Apk 3mnt Chahye

Mjhy Apk 3mnt Chahye
Ab prho
3br Astghfar
3br Subhanallah
3br Durood-pak
3br Phla Klma
3br Surah Ikhlas
3mnt tk msg 2sro Ko kro
1 Din apko in 3Mnt Pr Naz hoga.

Muhabbat mai pehla muskrana

Rishta baad mai tabdeel ho kr jo b reh Jae..

Muhabbat mai wo pehla muskrana yaad rehta hai….

Biggest loss in life

Shakespear said “Death is not the biggest loss in life,
The biggest loss is
When
Relationships die between us when we are alive”

Ankhon men Samaya

ankhon men samaya ha tera chand sa chehra
qismat ne dikhaya ha tera chand sa chehra

khahish ha k dekhon tere chehrey ko musalsal
itna mujhey bhaya ha tera chand sa chehra

DiL Aik Ghar Hay

Apny Laboon Ko Dushmn-E-izhar Mat Bana. . . ! !
Sachay Hein Jo, Unhein Gunahgar Mat Bana. . . ! !
Jitny Bhi Lafz Hein Wo Mehktay GuLab Hein. . . ! !
Lehjay K Farq sE Unhein TaLwaar Mat Bana. . . ! !
iLzaam! Kuch Tu Gardish-E-Aiyaam Ko Bhi dE. . . ! !
Apny Har Aik Ghum Ko Ghum-E-Yaar Mat Bana. . . ! !
Har Aik K Liye KhuLa Mat Rakh issy “faraz”. . . ! !
Yeh DiL Aik Ghar Hy, issy Bazaar Mat Bana…

DhOke Main Katti Umar SarI

Sath Dil ke chale Dil Ko Nahi Roka Humne..!!

Jo na Apna Tha Usey Toot Ke Chaha HumnE..!!

Aik DhOke Main Katti Umar SarI…!!

Kia Batayen kisE KhOya KiseY paYa huMne.

Best Urdu Mothers Day Poetry

ek hasti hy jo jan hy meri
jo aan se barh kar maan hy meri
khuda hukam de to kar dun sajda usy
Q k wo r koi nhi “MAA” hy meri

Tera Puter be

Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
Sardar:Te tOu?
Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..

Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae.

Shaakh-e-Gulaab

Meri Dastan ka urooj tha,

Teri Narm Palkon ki chaon main,

Mere sath tha Tujhe jagna,

Teri aankh kaise jhapk gai,

Bhla Hum mile bhi to kya mile,

Wohi Doorian wohi faaslay,

Na kbi Hamare Qadam Barhay na kbi Tumhari Jijhak gai,

Tere Haath se Mere Hont tk wohi intzaar ki Piyas hai,

Mere Naam ki jo Sharab thi kahin raste main Chalak gai,

Tujhe Bhool jane ki koshishain kbi kaam’yaab na ho skien,

Teri yaad Shaakh-e-Gulaab hai,

Jo hawa chali to Mehak gai..

Darud Ka Toufa

Aj hum HAZRAT MUHAMMAD S.A.W ko

darud pak ka tohfa denay ja rahe han. . .

kindly drud pak parh k ye msg jitna ho sake 4rwd karein. .

Qissa-e-Shauq Mein Hain Wo

Qissa-e-shauq mein hain wo youn nigahain barham
Jaisy hum aaty hain kuch shikwa-e-heeja le kar. . !

Why Asians Are in Different Colors

English to Sir Syed:

Why all Asians are indifferent colors?? We all are White !!

Sir Syed: “Horses are in different colors,

* But all “Donkeys” are Same!!”

Hazrat Muhammad (s.a.w.) ki Khususiyaat

Hazrat Muhammad
(s.a.w.) ki Khususiyaat

Aap (s.a.w.) ka saya nahi tha!

Aap (s.a.w.) pe kbi Makhi nhi bethi!

Aap (s.a.w) ko kbi jamai nhi ae!

Aap (s.a.w.) jase agay dekhte thy wesa hi piche dkte thy!

Aap (s.a.w.) jis janwer pe sawar hoey wo kbi nhi bhaga!
SUBHAN ALAH

Nigaah E Qais Se Dekho

Nigaah-E-Qais Se Dekho Hamesha HusN-E-Laila Ko…

SaNam Jaisa Bhi Ho, Jis Ka Bhi Ho, Be-Misl Hota Hai…

Dost ke Dawat

Jo shaks bila waja

apne dost ki DAWAT krta hai,

kamyabi hmesha us k kdam chomti hy.

to
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ajaoun kya?

Saliqa ho to aisa ho

Nazar se door reh kar bhi kisi ki soch me basna

Kisi k pass rehne ka saliqa ho to aisa ho…!!!

Can not touch

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Apnon ne chaha nahi

MujHe aksar apnon se chahat ka shikwa rehta hai
..,’WASI’..,

Kyun k kabhi apnon ne chaha nahi mujhe apnon ki tarah..!

You Are the Best Dad

You Are the Best Dad

I m So Blessed to Have a Father Like You

Kya Kya Ahsas Krati Ha

Kya Kya Ahsas Krati Ha Ye Dnya
Jan Ly Jany Py Tul Jati Ha Ye Dnya..

hajraton ka malal tha mgr ab nai

Tre hajraton ka malal tha mgr ab nai

mujy serf tra he khyala tha mgr ab nai

tre bymasal muhbton k nesaab may

to zamanay bhr may mesal tha mgr ab nai

jisy to nay dard ata kiya wo adme

tre kurtbtoon may nehaal tha mgr ab nai

Wafa k Waday

Ab to Her koi tere Aashianay ka pata Poochta hai “WASi”,

Na Janay kis kis se wafa k waday kiye hain tum ne…

2 Dost Pahari ki Choti k Baith The

2 dost pahari ki choti k baithe the

1st:agr me tumhe yahan se jump krne ka kahun to tum kia kro ge

2nd:han me zrur jump laga dunga

1st:why?

2nd:kyun ke me janta hun ke tum mera haath pakar kr mujhe oper khench lo ge

1st:agr me aysa na krun to?

2nd:to me is yaqin ke sath mar jao ga ke mere dost ne mujhe bachane ki pori koshish ki hogi magar nahi bacha saka…

dosti sirf sitbar ka nam hai isko khona mat

Sardar With Pinky

Sardar-
Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
Pinky ko
Ur
Pinky ne mje he…

Major Rohail-
Kya hova?

Sardar-
Mene Pinky ki plate mese ek
Booti utthai tu usne muje kaat lya

From: Asma Zafar

Tere Sang e Raah Se

Hazar Chashmah tere Sang-e-Raah se Phootay,

Khudi Mein Doob Kar Zarb-e-Kaleem Paida Kar.

(Iqbal)

Celebrate Ghussa DaY

‘ Celebrate ‘
” Ghussa DaY “.

Woh mere kon se baat hai jo aapko ghussa dilati hay??

Reply Dil khol k kero

I will never mind..

GOLDEN CHANCE

Software Engineer

HeighT oF TechnicaL ThinkinG

A Software Engineer falling from the r0of 0f a

building and sh0uting

F1 F1 F1 instead 0f HELP HELP HELP 😉

Jannat Mangny ki Dua

(Jannat mangny ki Dua)
“Allahumma inni assalukal jannah”

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(DozaKH se dori ki duA)

“Allahumma ajjrni minannar”

.

Jitne Log parhengY APko B utna HE swab milega..

Ek Muddat se

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi yaro

Unhain shak hai k mujhe raat ko bachiya phone karti hein.

The Child Was Born

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

Dil na buna hota

Taskeen Mohbbat ke fiqat do hi tariqay thay

Ya Dil na bna hota ya tm na bnay hotay.

Mazhaiya University Sms

1 student ne MBA ka form fill karty hue chokidar se pocha:

Janab kaisi hai ye university?

Chokidar: bohat hi achi hai,

main ne b yahan se hi MBA kiya hai..

Rim Jhim Rim Jhim

Rim jhim rim jhim baras rahi hai,
Yaad tumhaari qatraa qatraa…

Planned a Propose Girl

12 Boys planned to propose a girl
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10 came with a rose,

But 1 came with a ring: Thats Confidence
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But what about the other 1?
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Honeymoon ki ticket le aaya Thats OVER CONFIDENCE

You Have Seen Me Laugh

You have seen me laugh
You have seen me cry
And always you were there with me.
I may not have always said it But thanks
and I love you Happy Fathers Day.

8 Best Moments In Life

8 best moments in life
1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
2>
Thinking your love with tears.
3>
Looking old photos & smiling.
4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends
5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Wish u all such gr8 moments!
Have a wonderful life!

2 Larkiyan Bus Mai 1 Seat Ke Liye

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!

Tujhy naaz hai k main haseen hun

Tujhy naaz hai k main haseen hun

mery gulsitaan ko zawal kia…

Mujhy fakhr hai k main ishq hun

Jo Jala na doon to kamal kia…

Mujhy zindgi ki dua na de

Mujhy zindgi ki talab nahi

Meri maut ko Jo taal de is zindgi ki majal kia

Humen manzilon ki khabr nahi

Humen rah guzar ki talsh hai

Is rah guzar per nikal pary

to uroj kia aur zawal kia

Tery piyar men shikwy gily

teri in adaon pe mar chaly

Jo hayat thi tujh pe war di

To Jawab kia aur sawal kia.

Police me bharti karwane

1 Bachcha road pe kutta
lekar ja
raha tha
Police wala(haste huye)
Beta
apne bhai ko lekar kaha
ja rahe
ho
Bachcha-police me
bharti
karwane 😀

DARD’ ‘NAAK’ kahani

“DARD NAAK KAHANI “Larka Larki ko chahta tha,

mgr wo Larki nhi janti thi! 1 din Larkay ne himmat ki or us se kaha k ”

Tum muje achi lagti ho larki ko ghusa aya or us ne

“Larke ki Naak pe mukka mar diya.”

Larke ki naak mei bohat dard howaor Is tarha ye ‘DARD’ ‘NAAK’ kahani khatam hui.

Have big problem

When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….

Salaam kiya kero

Agar Tum Apny TAKABBUR Ko Torna Chahte Ho,

Toh Kisi Gharib Ko Salaam Kiya Kro