Teri Rehmaton Pay

Teri Rehmaton Pay Hai Munhasir, Mere Har AmmaL Ki QabooLiyat…!

Na MuJhe SaLeeQa-e-iLtiJa Hai, Na MuJhe Sha’oor-e-Namaz Hai…!

Life About Living For One Another

You Cant Hug Yourself And You Cant Cry On Your Own Shoulder.

Life Is All About Living For One Another.

So Live With Those Who Love You The Most!

Raja ke aye ge Bharat

Ab ki baar…Raja ki barat mai dulhan nahe raja khud ruksaat hoga 😀

Raja ki aye gi barat kali kali hogi raat..magar MAI NACHONnnnn ga 😀

Beeta Hai Jo Mere Par

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

hazart ali (R.A) qol

Aik shaks ne HAZART ALI se pocha

Q: Qareeb kya hai?
A: Qyamat

Q: Or qareeb tar?
A: Maut

Q: Ajeeb kiya ha?
A: Duniya

Q: Or ajeeb tar?
A: Talib-e-duniya

Q:wajib kya ha?
A:Toba

Q: 0r wajib tar?
A: Gunah k foran baad toba

Q: Mushkil kiya ha?
A Qabr me utarnna

Q: 0r mushkil tr?
A: Amal k bghair utarna

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.

Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.

Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.

Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai…

Ability is Source

Ability is the only source of promotion when your Boss has no Daughter….. 😛

jo apka dil kahe

Hamesha Apni pasand k raste pr chalo,
Apne alfaz me bat kro
Srf wo kro jo apka dil kahe
Or
phir dekhna
1 din sari dunia kahy ge…

A kanjar kisy de nai manda

Reason to be Teacher

Three reasons to be a teacher:

June
July
August 😉

Classical Insult

..A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..

WIFE: Main abhi Beauty Parlour se aa rahi hoon…

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HUSBAND: Arre!! Aaj bhi band tha kya..???

ALLAH Ke Rehmat

“ALLAH rehmat nazil farmata hai us k farishtay aur asman’o’zamin

may rehnay wali sari makhlooqaat yahan tak k

chuntiyan apnay surakho (Holes in which they live) aur

machliyan(Fish) b us banday k liay dua’e’khair karti hain

jo logo ko bhalai ke aur DEEN ke TALEEM deta ha “

Laila Ne Majnu Se Pocha

Laila NE Majnu ko Ek Darakht k peechy dekha Or kaha: Tm Majnu ho?
Wo bola: haan

Phr Usko deevar k peeche dekha Or kaha: Tm majnu ho?
Wo bola: haan

Phr Us ko ek darwaze k peeche dekhan Or kaha: Tm majnu ho?

Wo bola: Abey haan haan main hi majnu ho, ab mootne de gi Ya nhi???

Submit By: Hassan ali khan (03472091043)

Human Brain is Awesome

The Human Brain is awesome

it functions 24 hours a day

from the day we are born

and only stops when

we are taking an exam

or

Fall in love

When Marrying Ask Yourself

When marrying, ask yourself this question:
Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age?
Everything else in marriage is transitory.

Best way of Removing

“Best way of
Removing Tension”
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When you are over burdened..
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Just sit in a corner
Close your Eyes
and say..
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‘Khasmaan nu khao Saray’;-)

Successful friendship depends

Successful friendship do not depend on how good understanding we have

But

It depends on how nicely avoid mis understandings.

if you cant handle me at my worst

Im selfish, impatient and a little insecure.

I make mistakes,
I am out of control and at times hard to handle.

But if you cant handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best.

Khushbon Ka Rung Tum Se Ho

JaHaN HaLaaT KucH B HoN MGR HuM SaTh ReHty HoN

JaHaN MoSaM Koi B Ho JuDai Ka Na Ho LeKiN

JaHaN CHAAND B TuM Ho JaHaN SuRaj HAWA ROSHNi

KHUSHBUON Ka RunG TuM Se Ho JaHaN Pr DiL DhaRkny Ka

HeR iK EhSaaS TuM Se Ho JaHaaN Pr Mere Jeeny Ki

SaaRi… Aas TuM Se Ho.. CHALO iK AuR DuNiA Me

TuMhary SaaTh ChaLty HaiN

Why u Love Someone

The hardest thing in life is to explain the reason why u love someone…

Its like trying to explain the taste of water…..

Dreams be clear

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

DaaG to Ache Hai

Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki

GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai

Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

On This Special Day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

baghal-geer huay

Din ko mis’maar huey raat ko taameer huey,

Khwaab hi khwaab faqat rooh ki jageer huey,

Umar bhar likhtay rahy phir b warq saada raha,

Janay kya lafz thay jo humse na tehrer huey,

Ye alag dukh hai k hain tere dukhon se azaad,

Ye alag qaid hai hm kyun nhi zanjeer huey,

Deeda-o-dil me tere aks ki tashkeel se hm,

Dhool se phool huey, rang se tasveer huey,

Kuch nhi yad k shab raqs ki mehfil me “MEER”…

Hum juda kis se huey kis se baghal-geer huay.

I Still Have My Wife

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Barish ni ho rahe – Funny barish Sms

Ek-kiss k baad hota kya h?
Socho, Sharmao mat ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Ek-kiss (21)
k baad Ba-iss (22) hota hay

sudhar jaein apki wjha sa barish nahe h0 rahi.:-@

Think Higher then people expectations

A man saw a little poor boy looking at his expensive car,
he took the boy for a drive,
the boy said your car is so marvellous & it must be too expensive!
How much it costs? Man: I don’t know, my brother has gifted me..

Boy: Wow, so nice of him..
Man: I know what you’re thinking, you also want to HAVE a car like it..

Boy: No, I want to be A BROTHER LIKE HIM.. Always think higher than the people expectations

Beautiful Meaning

Love :
Its not the “presence” of something which brings “meaning” to life,
but its the way that “someone” touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful
meaning..

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Eid Greetings

Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
Our Eid has come
To bring us peace
To bring us love
To charish our life
It is the time
We Muslims came together
Shoulder to shoulder
It is the time
We Muslims share
Share our love
Share believe
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak.

Hmare msg forward

Humari muhabat ka
kitna faida uthate ho

1 msg
kar k 10 free pate ho

Hamein to
msg kabhi karte nahi magar

Hmare msg forward
kar k number banate ho.

Momemts of Professional life

Momemts of Professional life:

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1. Most irritating moment:

Morning alarms

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2. Most dfficult task:

to find apropriate dress

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3. Most dreadful journey:

way to office

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4. Most lovely time:

Meeting friends

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5. Most tragic news:

Suddenly boss calls in office

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6. Most wonderful news:

Boss is absent Yahooooo!

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7. Most funny moment:

Boss cracks a joke & nobody laughs;-)

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8. Most happy moment:

Salary in hand.

Enjoy professional life!

BEST out of Ü

Olives r PRESSED to get oil..
Fruits r SQUEEZED for juice..
Flowers r CRUSHED for perfume..
These r the methods used to get goodness out of things..
So, if u ever feel PRESSURED,

its just ALLAH trying to get the BEST out of Ü !!!

OYE PAGAL

Have you ever noticed that when you shout ” OYE PAGAL”
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About 10 people turn around ?:D

U Are My Last Thought Of The Day

A late night greeting doesn’t only mean just a simple “Good Night”.
It has a silent message that conveys that “U are my last thought of the day”.

Shetan ke 4 Nishanian

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nai hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile ho ga

2.Angutha Buton pr hoga

3.Msg Perh kr Hansy ga

4.Pir Sochega k kisko Forward kero

Beauty of Ramadan

Beauty of Ramadan: .

You are starving your body but feeding your soul..!!! .

Sab ke Dilo mein

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aane wala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2013 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Millions of Greetings;
Thousands of Colours;
Hundreds of Wishes;
Hundreds of Cakes;
And lots of Smiles;
Thats what I ask God to give you through out your life!
Happy Birthday!

Funny doctor first operation

Doctor apna pehla operation

Mukamal kerne ke baad operation

theater se bahir aya

Aur

ooper daikhte hoe bola:

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” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker”  😀

Bhooli hui Yaaden

Jahan Bhooli hui Yaaden Daman Tham Lain Dil ka… mohsin….
Wahan sy Ajnabi ban k Guzar jana hi Acha hai…

We Will Be Friends Forever

We will be Friends Forever,
wont we, Pooh? asked Piglet.
Even longer, Pooh answered.

Height 0f Attitude

Height 0f Attitude
A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up A Notice Board In Front Of Him:
“Please Do Not Make Noise By Dropping Coins,
Use Currency Notes”;-)

khoobsurti ka raaz

Mai ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe boht calls

or msg arhe hain log tang krte hain

Poochte hain k

“Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hy”

Quranic Ayat

Al-Quran:
“Jab asman phat jaye ga,
aur jab sitaray bikhar jaye gain,
aur jab seas phaar diay jaye gain,
aur jab qabrain khol d jaye gee,
us waqt her shaks ko uska agla pichla sub kiya dhra maloom ho jaye ga”

Surat > InftarAyaat >1-5Para >30 plz frwd

Pathan Giving His Number

What does “pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por” mean?

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A pathan giving you his number “55 44 54 54” 😉

usay azaad rakhtay hain….

chalo Doston mohabat ki naee bunyaad rakhte hain…

khud paband rehtay hai usay azaad rakhtay hain….

Change This Sentence Into Future Tense

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense,
I killed a person

Student: The Future tense is
You will go to a jail

My Favorite President

Dear lord!

Last year u took my favorite actor: Rauff Khalid

YOU took my favorite comedian: Moin Akhter, Babbu Baraal, Mastana

YOU took my favorite singer: Jagjit singh.

I just wanted to tell YOU that my favorite president is: Asif Ali Zardari 😐

Agar zara jaldi ho jaye tu ….. :p

Define birthday

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC.

Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried and your mother was smiling..!

When We Honestly Ask Ourselves

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us,
we often find that it is those who,
instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement,
who can tolerate not knowing, not curing,
not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness,
that is a friend who cares.

Great start for Jan

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2011

Man will you marry me

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No

Woman: Do you have a camry car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary

but

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.

Man: (talks to himself)

I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches

Why do I still need to buy camry?

How can I get the salary when actually Im the BOSS? :/

MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say.. 😀

Dusri Shadi kar lo gi

Boy: agr ma mar gya to tum dusri shadi kar lo gi?

Girl: Nhi ma apni bhen k pass reh lu gi.

Girl: Agr ma mar gai to?

Boy: Ma b Tumhari Bhen k sath reh lu ga 😀

Problem With Time

The problem with time,

I have learned, is that

eventually it always runs out 😉

Us DiL me

Usy tha jana chala gya wo
Mujhe Q itna rula gya wo

Bohat weerani thi us k DiL me
Najany Q muskura gya wo
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Meri udasi ka haal sun kr
Jo gham thy us k chupa gya wo

Main kab thi Udas itni Yaaro
Jo Udas rehna sikha gya wo

Masrofiyat Main Aati

Masrofiyat Main Aati Hai Behad Tumhari Yaad,

Fursat Main Tumhrai Yaad Say Fursat Nahi Milti..!!

A raha hai Pakistan

25th december se a raha hai Pakistan

Ghambir: Mera koi puuchay to bol dena abhee abhee kholi ke saath bahir nikla hai ….

phone ghar per hi bhuul gaya hai

Dil Tere Nal Laa Ke Sjna

Dil tere nal laa ke sjna mai ki khat lya
Dil mai tenu de ke sjna mai ki khat lya
Tu kiti mere nal befaae ve te mai vfaa krke vi ki khat lya………

Na Jane Kia Mujh Se Zamana Chahta Hai

Na Jane Kia Mujh Se ZAMANA Chahta Hai
Mera Dil Tor K Mujhay Hansana Chahta Hai
Na Jane Kya Bat Jhalakti Hai Mera Chahre Se
Har Shakhs Mujhe AZMANA Chahta Hai…

Love Is Like A Friendship

Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering.
As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

4 cheezain khatam hone per

4 cheezain khatam hone per boht taklef dayti hain…! . .

1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar OR
4– ITWAR…:)

Itwar wala dukh ziada bara hai ;-):-p:-D

Uss Ne Khhud Kushe Kar Li

teacher: uss ne khhud kushe kar li
aur usey khud kushi kaRNee pare
2no fiqron me farq batao
student: pely wala berozgar tha 2sra shade shuda tha

Kya Aap Imran Khan ke Saath Hain

Pathan got a message Kya aap Imran Khan ke saath hain?’
pathan replied Nai mein ghar pe hu..kuch kaam tha kyaa??:-D

Do Not Dwell In The Past

Do not dwell in the past,
do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.

gunnah kerna chor do

Jo Dukh de use chor do mgr jise chor do use dukh na do

Agar tum ALLAH ki ibadat nai ker sakty to gunnah kerna bi chor do

IMAM E ALI (A.S)

Aik Qasai Ne awaz lagye

Aik Qasai awaz laga raha tha k taza Gosht hy Lailo.

Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A) ka guzar hua,
To Qasai ny App se bhi kaha k acha gosht hy ly lain.

Hazrat Ali (R.A) ny farmaya aaj mairi jaib ijazat nahin daiti.

Is par qasai bola k main ap se udhaar kar sakta hun.

Tu Aap ny aik buhat hikmat aamaiz jumla farmaya.

“Yeh udhaar main apne pait se kyun na kar loon jis ko main Jannat main is se behtar Ghiza khila sakta hun.”

( Subhan’Allah )

apanay ap per zulam

Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W) ne farmaya

“Wo shaks apanay aap per zulam kerta

hai jo pore din main ek bar be ASTAGFAAR nai perta/kehta”

Agar tumhra dil dukhey

Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to kabhi be naraz na hona
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Tusi v koi na koi chawali zaror mari honi aay

Koi Sawaal Jo Poochay To Kia Kahoon

Koi sawaal jo poochay to kia kahoon us se
Bicherney walay! Sabab to bata judai ka. . !

Rakeeb bana dia

Kaisay tumnay kareeb say rakeeb bana dia,
Kuch harf jaga badl letay hain waqt anay say pehlay

Na mai amal kamwa

Na Mai Amal Kamawa
Na Farz Nibhava n
Pale Gun Koi Na
Jado Socha Sharmava n
Teri Shan Ucheri
Te Mai Mittiya n Di Dheri
Sun Arz Tu Meri
Maula Maaf Kari Tu, Maula Maaf Kari Tu

Nazar Nai Ata

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??

Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

Ramadan Mubarak

hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain

MUHABT CHORR DI HUM NE

MUHABT CHORR DI HUM NE…

Ye tum se keh diya kis ne?

K tum bin reh nahi sktay

Ye dukh hum seh nahi sktay

Chalo hum maan laity hain

K tum bin hum boht roye

Kai raton ko na soye

Magr afsos hai jana

k ab k tum jo lauto gy

Humin tabdeel pao gy

Boht mayoos ho gy tum

Agr tum poochna chaho gy

K aisa kyun kiya hum ne

To sun lo ghor se janam

Purani ik riwayat

Tang aa kr torr di hum ne

Wafa pr aaj b qaaim hain

Lakin

MUHABAT CHORR DI HUM NE..

Ramzan Calendar

Ramzan Calendar InshAllah Start From. 21. JULY. 2012 Sehr – Iftar 01_3:36_ 7:07 02_3:37_7:06 03_3:37_7:06 04_3:38_7:05 05_3:39_7:05 06_3:40_7:04 07_3:41_7:03 08_3:42_7:02 09_3:43_7:02 10_3:44_7:01 11_3:45_7:00 12_3:46_7:00 13_3:47_6:59 14_3:47_6:58 15_3:48_6:57 16_3:49_6:56 17_3:50_6:55 18_3:51_6:54 19_3:52_6:53 20_3:53_6:52 21_3:54_6:51 22_3:55_6:50 23_3:56_6:49 24_3:57_6:48 25_3:58_6:47 26_3:58_6:47 27_3:59_6:46 28_4:00_6:45 29_4:01_6:44 30 _4:02_6:43. I m The Firs 1 To Inform U Please Remember Me N Ur Prayers.!

GOD Has Given Us

GOD has given us
REAL EYES to
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REALISE the
REAL LIES
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Think twice and act wise.