Ghost went for hair cut

A ghost went for haircut

Barber said: Baad mein aao, busy hu

Ghost said something and barber fainted.

Sar rakh kar jaa raha hu, baad mein le jaaonga 😛 😀

Trouble is part of your Life

Trouble is part of your life,
and if you dont share it,
you dont give the person who loves you
enough chance to love you enough……

Faith In ALLAH

“If mirror of life gets dirty with fog of problems, wipe it with your faith in ALLAH. You will see the clear reflections of hope once again.”
Stay blessed!

Till Death Do Us Apart

Till death do us apart,
im sayin dis tru from the heart,
love is no piece of art,
neither it is a joke of a fart.

Shadi Main Dulha K Sath

@MAsTI_GIRL:

Shadi Main Dulha K Sath Barati Kyun Jatay Hain ?

Kyun K Log Kehtay Hain K Kisi K Sukh Main Jao Na Jao

Per Dukh Main ZaroOr Jana Chahye

Dog Dont Marry

why dogs dont marry,

think

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becoz they are already leading a dogs life…

From: zahid hussain (00923125071116)

Ada mein chupi the mohabbat

=*Gazal*= Meri har ek ada mein chupi thi us ke mohabt…

Usne mehsoos na kia ye or baat hay,

Main nay her dam us k he khawab dekhay.

Mujhay tabeer na mili ye or baat hay,

Main nay jab b us say baat karna chahi.

Mujhay alfaaz na milay ye or baat hay

Own True Colours

A PINCHING REMINDER Since shaitan is locked up during RAMADAN,

all what we are now showing, are our, own true colours !!!

Kismat Per Rona

Kismat ko to pal me badal skta hy Insaan,
Jo Insaan ko badal dy wo kismat nhi hoti,
Apni kismat pe rota hy wohi shakhs
Jisko SAJDE’me rone ki adat nhi hoti.

Block ker diya

Jo kehti the tumen dil main lock ker dia 😛

aaj ussi ne FB per block ker dia 😀

Happy Anniversary

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Resolution Wishes

Its a new day,

I wish

everyone a great day ahead.

Happy Resolution Day..!!

Good Night Sms

( + ‘ * Nights äré, *

‘ + ,thé bést*,+’ timés tö bé péäcéfül..

2äppréciätélifé..tö plän ürtömörröw & tö thänk

GOD 4 ällthé bléssings!

GOOD NIGHT:-

Shikwa nai kerte

Dard Hota Hai Magar Shikwa Nahi Karte
Kon Kehta Hai Ki Hum Wafa Nahi Karte
Aakhir Kyu Nahi Badlti Taqdeer Ashiqe Ki
Kya Mujhko Chahne Wale Mere Liye Dua Nahi Karte.

Is dil kay hathon

Barish-e-sang-e- malamat main sharaboor rahey
Harf aaye naa tujh par, tujh say door rahey

Aatish e qalb bhujaney say kahan bhujtee hay
Dil main khawabeedaa agar yaad kay shurur rahey

Natawaan jism o jaan, dunyaa say woh takar laynaa
Hum essee baat pay had darjaa maghroor rahey

Dard barh jaye to khud aap marham hotaa hay
Suna jo hum nay to phir hum bhee zakhm choor rahey

Hansatey rahtey hain sar e bazm, hay aadat apnee
Hum to woh hain kay dukh uthaa kay bhee masroor rahey

Barh gayee had say sharafat to kuchlay jao gay
Yaad har pal tumhain dunya kaa yeh dastoor rahey

Ghazal main haal jo hum apna bayaan kar baithey
es dil kay hathon bohat majboor rahey

Portion of My Life

When i give you my time

I am giving you a portion of my life

that i will never get back

So Please do not make regret it

May The Magic Of This Eid

May the magic of dis EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid
all ur close friendzzzzzz
& may it fill ur HEART wid love

Hume Maloom Hai Do Dil

Hume maloom hai do dil judaai sah nahi sakte,
Magar rasme-wafa ye hai ki, ye bhi kah nahi sakte,
Jara kuch der tum un sahilon ki cheekh sun bhar lo,
Jo laharon me to dube hain, magar sang bah nahi sakte…!!!

I Know Love Because Of You

Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.Love me and the world is mine.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.

Izzat Barha Saktein Hain

Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.

Cute style

Cute style of proposing:

Boy: can I take a photo?

Girl: why?

Boy: just want 2 show my children how beautiful their Mom looked when she was younger…..

Mere Number Par Ghour Karo

Mere Number Par
Ghour Karo K Yay
Wohi Number
Hai Naa?
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Jis Per SMS Karty
Waqat MOUT Parti
Hai. :-

Independence day wishes, Quotes 14th august Azadi greetings

Every year Pakistani all over the world celebrate their country independence day in special ways. Most of people start 14th august by sending greetings and best wishes to their family and friends. Independence day comes once in a year so every body including children, women, men actively participate in this event. Goverment of pakistan announce public holiday on 14th august so many family also planned to travel beautiful places in pakistan

Below are the beautiful 14th august 2012 azadi and independence day greetings, wishes, and quotes specially design for this event so you people can send this beautiful independence day wishes to your friends and family.

Independence day wishes, Quotes 14th august greetings and Azadi

This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Eaxh and everyday here is a salute
To all that lay …

Happy Independence Day

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Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
Happy Independence Day

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CARRIED WITH CARE.

COATED WITH PRIDE.

DIPPED IN LOVE.

FLY IN GLORY.

MOMENTS OF FREEDOM IN SHADE OF JOY.

P R O U D T O B E A PAKISTANI

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For sending above beautiful independent and azadi sms Please visit our Independent day wishes section

Marne ka baad bhi

Marne k baad bhi uski ungliyaan hilti rahi’n
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FARAZ
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Aadat Jo thi 8 rupay main 1000 SMS karne ki =P

2 Rules for Married

There Are 2 Rules In Being Married.

Rule #1 : Wife Is Always Right!

Rule #2 : If Your Feeling That Wife Is Wrong..

Smack Yourself And Read #1 Agian.

2 student raat me

2 student raat me padhte huye
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1st: kitne baje hai yaar.. ??
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2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara..

1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai…. 😛

Teri Chahat

jissy chaho ehsas e khudai dy do

silsila pyar ka rakho tu ibadat jaisa

hum bhary shehar main tanha tu na thy lakin

phir koi rishta na mila teri chahat jaisa

From: waqas (03214092665)

Ankhoon mein saaf

Ab to shayad he mujhsey muhabbat karey koi,
Meri ankhoon mein tum saaf nazar aatey Ho.

Husband Wife Sms

Wife husband se: Main ghar chor k ja rahi hon.

Husband: jaan choro

Wife: Aap ki ye JAAN kehny ki aadat bhi na… hamesha mjhy rok leti hai !

Itna sudhar gya

Girl: Cigarette peena chodd do

Boy: Chodd diya

Girl: Beer peena bi chodddo

Boy: Chodd diya

Girl: Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Masjid jana shuru karo

Boy: Theek hai Aaj se roz Masjid jana shuru

Girl: Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?

Boy: Nahin

Girl: Kyun

Boy: Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi .. 😛 😀

Hath Ki Ungliyon

*ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro.

Q ke jab aap apni Qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi*

Subhan Allah.

Tujhy Dhoond Lenay Ka Shoq Ma

Tery Ird-Gird Hain Ghoomty, Meri Zindagi Ke Muamly ….

Tujhy Dhoond Lenay K Shoq Me, Main Ny Apna Aap Ganwa Diya…

Choti Choti Chezain

KABI KABI Choti Choti Chezain
B bohat takleef deti hain
YAQEEN NA AYE TO..
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Sui pe beth kar dekhna:

Larky K DiL Ki

Har Larky K DiL Ki Ek hE Khuwaish H0Ti Hai…
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KHUD KiTNA BHi Bara Kameena KY0N Na H0

PAR

LARKi Shareef Chahyee = P = D

Aankhein hain samander

Teri aankhein hain samander mujhe doobne do,
Main jina nahin chahta mujhe mrne do

Tum muskurati ho to chaman mein bahar aa jati hai,
Mujhe ek bar iss manzar ko ghor se dekhne do

Teri aankh se gire ek aansoo ki kasam,
Mujhe iss ansoo ko le kar zindgi bhar rone do,

Sitare jab chand ko dekhte hain to khush hote hain,
Mera chand tu hai mujhe dekh ke khush hone do,

Tu mera na ho saka ho kiya howa (B)
Apni yaadon ko mere sine mein ghar krne do

Mujhe  naam shohrat tijarat kuch nai chahiye
Bus mohabbat mohabbat mohabbat krne do

Written by: Qaiser Rizwan

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Waada Hai Mera Tujhse. .

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Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Dunga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi. . .!!!

Tarz e wafa

Tarz-E-Wafa ko uski kya naam doon mein Ab

Khud Door Ho gaya hai mujh ko Qareeb kar k

General knowledge test

(General knowledge test)
Q: Duniya mein konsi Makhlooq hai jo insani zuban mein bat krti hai par uski bat ki samjh nhi ati?
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Ans: CHAUDHARY SHUJAAT

Udas jagti aankhon

Udas jagti aankhon k khowab laya hun.

Men pathron me chupa kr gulab laya hun.

Jo ho ske to tanhaiuon me parh lena.

Tumhare waste dil ki kitab laya hun.

Wo ik sawal jo tum ne kabhi nahin poocha.

Saja k palkon pe is ka jawab laya hun.

Tujh ko mujh se nahin meri mohbat se gila ho ga.

Le dekh men khulasa-e-ahbab laya hun.

Dil pe lage zakham to sub mita chuka hun FARAZ

Yeh to rooh ki choton ka hisab laya hun…

Khuwabon mein

Aatay hain khuwabon main khayalon main musalsal

Phir hum se yeh kehtay hain k hum parda nasheen hain

Cos Today Is Your Day

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Morning Have 2 Choices

Every morning u have 2 choices-
Continue ur sleep with dreaming!
OR
Wake up & chase ur dreams!
Choice is urs!
Good Morning!!

Masoom Mohabbat

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai ,

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai

Amma Ghar Se Nikalne Nai Deti Or Mujhe Date Pe Jana Hai,…

Sweet Behaviour

No one is born happy but everyone is born with ability to create happiness

So make every1 Happy by the Flashing of ur Sweet behavior

funny pathan song sms

Once a Pathan was asked

“Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?”

Khan Sahb replied : 

“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON

LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”. 

Needs a hug

Sometimes all you need is a hug

from the right person and all

your stress will melt away.

Jab bakshne per aye to

BeZubano ko jub wo Zuban deta hy,

Parhne k lie wo QURAN deta hai.

Bakshne pe aata hai jub Ummar ke Gunaahon ko,

Tohfay mein Gunahgaron ko RAMZAN deta Hai.

One Smile Begins A Friendship

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, its up to you!

If I Could Be Any Part

If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
and
die on ur lips…..

New Year Function in College

Son 2 Dad: Car Ki Chabhi Do, College Me New Year Function Hai
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Dad: Car ?
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Son: 10 Lakh Ki Car Me Jaunga To Rob Padega
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Dad: ye Le 10rs. 48 Lakh Ki Bus Me Ja, Zyada Rob Padega Daddy Rocks

2 rupiye lene the

Girlfriend: Last night I had a dream of you.

Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the..:p:D

apne ikhlaq Ko Buland

One of the best MSG in my Life!

Tum apne ikhlaq Ko itna Buland Karo k Dosray log

Dekh Kar Kahain”Agar UMMAT aisi hy to in ka NABI kaisa Hoga”..

Subhan Allah.

Raat ka Tanha Safar Ho

Soch koi raat aisi
Raat mein ho baat aisi
Baat mein barsaat aisi
Jis mein bheege manchala

Raat ka tanha safar ho
Ishq apne zor par ho
Karwatein kuchh hamsafar ho
Aag bin ho tan jala

You Are My Best Friend

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Happy New Year Strength

May God continue 2 bless u n your family with divine lite,
love and power that will bring much love,
joy,
peace,
inner strength and overflowing
abundance in your home.
Happy New year!

Treat Me Well Keep Me Clean

Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall

Treat Me Well Keep Me Clean, AND I ll Not Tell Anyone,

What I Have Seen. 😀

Having my Side

As the day gives way to night,

i miss you having by my side,

my heart is singing the song to say,

i have been missing you more than,

words can say,

Happy Good Morning

In Three Words I

In three words I can sum up everything
I have learned about life:
it goes on.

Nigaah-E-Ulfat

Mohsin Say’s,

Biknay Waly Or B Hen Ja Kr Khareed Lo,
Hum Log Qeemat Se Nahi Qismat Se Mila Karty Hen,

Faraz Replied 2 Mohsin,

Agar Chahon
To Ek Nigah Me Khareed Lon Usko,
Jisko Naaz Hy Bohat K Bikta Nahi Hon Me,

SAGAR Replied 2 Faraz,
Bohat Naaz Hy Tujhko Teri Is Nigaah-E-Ulfat Per,
Magar Hum Wo Nahi Pyare Jo Nigahen Chaar Karty Hen

Male Life Partner

A Fact Of Life…

Male Criteria For Life Partner
They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe
&
Work Like

‘Massi’ 😉

Miss Ap b Qasam Se

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko aap
k
ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo
hamari
baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas
hai.
Bacha:
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Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se.

Date martey hoe

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue dekh lia

Bap beti se: Tumne Khandan ki izzat pr Daag laga dia

beti Muskurate hue daag to chla jayega

ye waqt phr nai aye ga

Funny urdu sms

Ghusy me School

:1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr
Ghusy me School
ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha
Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main teri maa ka Mujra dkhnay ja raha hoon…:-@

R: Is For Red

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))

Morning Is A Good Time

Morning
is a Good Time to
Wish
All the Sweet Sweet people
in my
Life
So open ur eyes well with your
SWEET SMILE
Asalam-o-Alikum

Jeenay ka sahara

Usko ,,,

Baray khuloos se samjhaya thaa

Ye muhabbat

ye chahat

ye rooh

ye jism

ye jaan

Sab kisi ki amanat hain !!

Meray paas…

Dainay ko kuch bhi nahi hai!

Us ne khamoshi se

meray behtay huay ashkon ko

Apni hatheli pe saja liya

Aur ye kehta hua chal diya…

Mujhy meray jeenay ka Sahara mil gaya!!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: JinnU Rider

definition of TRUST

Perfect definition of TRUST!!

To give someone the complete authority 2 destroy u,

But at the same time being confident that…

he will nevr do it.

Eid me Din Baki

Js js ne hamen Eid mubarik kehna ho,
wo line me lg jaye (‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>))>))

Aakhri Dum Tak

kab koun kisi ka aakhri dum tak sath deyta ha

yahaan tou log janazey main bhi kandaa badaltey rehtey han

Na Khabar Koi Na Paigham

Na khabar koi na paigham aaya hai,

jo chaha nahi tha wohi anjam aaya hai,

Kia hum ko bhula bethe ho dost,

Aaj na koi DUA na SALAM aaya hy.

Santa bathroom mein

Santa: Kal mai raat ko bathrooom gaya toh andar bhoot tha
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Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
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Santa: Hona kya tha mai bhoot sey bola tum kar lo humara to wesey hi nikal gaya hai.. 😛 😀

Bank Logo

A bank was planning to use Sunny Leone legs as the logo for its ATM ?

Just wanted customers to know that they are open 24 hours