Kitabon k wrqo ko palat kr sochta hun
Yun palat jaye zindgi to kya bat hai.
Khwabon me roz milta hai jo
Haqiqat me aaye to kya bat hai
Kuch log mtlab k liye dhoondty hain mjhe
Bina mtlab aayen to kya bat hai.
Qatal kr k to sub le jaingy dil mera
Koi baton se le jaye to kya bat ha.
Jo sharifon ki shrafat me bat na ho
Wo sharabi keh jaye to kya bat ha.
Apne rehne tak to khushi dunga sbko
Jo kisi ko meri mot pe khushi mil jaye to kya bat
Cutest Story Ever
kid:mom i luv u more dan u love me
Mom:how can u pruv dis my son
Kid:bcuz u’ve 2 sons n i’ve only 1 mother.
This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Each and everyday here is a salute
To all that lay …
Happy Independence Day
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF PAKISTAN:
Scenario-1 Two guys are fighting.
A third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up. Thats Lahore!
Scenario – 2 Two guys are fighting.
A third guy comes along, sees them fighting and walks on.
YOURE IN karachi 😀
Scenario – 3 Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. Thats Multan 😀
Scenario – 4 Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
dont fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting. Thats Islamabad 😀
Scenario- 5 Two guyz are fighting! They take time out. Cal their frnds and now 50 people are fighting.
U r definitely in KHYBER PAKHTUNKHWA…!:-D
Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung
Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye
Ap ko tham le Or kahe
Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad
Question-Google is a girl or
a boy?????
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She won’t let u complete d
whole sentence, She start guessing &
suggesting …. 😀
My ATTITUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat…:-P
Hi.. My cute, sweet, stylish, & most beautiful frnd! How r u?
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Khush ho gaye na?:-)
Ab Allah Hafiz!
Mein doosryan naal v shugal lana ae,
😛
Abhi tak paun mein chimtin hain zanjeerain ghulami ke..,
Din aajata hai azaadi ka per azaadi nahi aati…
Miss u..
Wen I smell any roseMiss u..
Wen I taste any sweetMiss u..
Wen I look at the moonButSpecialy Miss u..
Wen I raise my hands for pray..!
Güd Mörn¡ng
Main Hijr k Sajdon se kahin Toot na jaun..!
Pathar k Khudao meri Sheeshay ki Jabeen hai..!
Palkon se Tarasha tha hum ne jo Heera..!
Mat Pooch k ab kis ki Angoothi ka nageen ha..!
Aayeena tujhe teri khabar
de na sakay ga..!
Aa dekh meri aankh se tu kitna haseen ha….
Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)
Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:
“Mei fail? Wo b English mein?
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That’s unpossible!”;-):-P
o a wonderful family,
Held together by…
The bonds of love and trust,
Here’s wishing..
Joy and Happiness.
Happy World Family Day
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
*Cutest fight*
1st friend:
i want to end this relationship, i wil return you everythng which you gave me!
2nd friend:
ok! lets start with
“LOVE”
‘CHAND’ Ne kaha
“Dosti Na kr
Doston ki Bheer Me
Kahin Tu kho Jay ga
Maine kaha
“Ae CHAND Zamin Pe Aa kr Mere
Doston Se Mil
Tu B Upar Jana
Bhol Jay ga
Kitna jhoot bolna prta hy tm chawlOn k liye
4 all Lovely frnds..
Na kisi ki aankh ka noor hoon,
na kisi ke dil ka qaraar hoon,
Kisi bhi kaam mein jo na aa sake
mein woh musht-e-ghubaar hoon..
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Its very easy to eat sweet
chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams,
BUT Its v.difficult to find a sweet person But I Slute u That u found “ME”…….
No amount of guilt can change the past and
no amount of worrying can change the future.
Go easy on yourself for the outcome of all
affairs is determined by Allah Decree.
If something is meant to go elsewhere,
it will never come on your way,
but if it is yours by destiny,
from you it cannot flee.
Wives insulting thier husbands:
pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro
Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy
Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath main pakra du gi.
Doctor’s wife: abi tabiat darust karti hu.
MBA’s wife: mind ur own business..
CA candidate’s wife: chal chal pehlay pass hoja phir baat karna.
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
1 sardar ke shadi pe sub sardar he aye huay tay
Jub khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate k opar tissue paper
dakh kr socha shayd ye b khanay wali chaez ha.
Jub wo khanay laga to us k dost onchi onchi bolnay lag gaay
Oye! na khaween phika ee…:-)
Abhi Kar Lo Jitnay Kar Saktay Ho Sajjday
AIY MOMINOON Mainay Burhapay Main
Aksar Logoon Ko Bina Sajjde Namaaz Parhtay Dekha Hai
The 3 C of life:
CHOICES, CHANCES, CHANGES.
You must make a choice
to take a chance
or
Your life will never change.
Girl 1 :- I am in love
Girl 2 :- Who is he ?
Girl 3 :- How does he look ?
Girl 4 :- What color ?
Girl 5 :- How tall is he ?
Girl 6 :- What is he doing ?
Girl 7 :- Who r his frnds ?
Girl 8 :- Total wealth ?
After full inspection All Girls :- Be careful he might be a bad guy
Girl1 :- OK
Same situation
Boy 1 :- I am in love
Boy 2 :- Bhai Party
Boy 3 :- Bhai Party
Boy 4 :- Bhai Party
Boy 5 :- Bhai Party
Boy 6 :- Bhai Party
Boy 7 :- Bhai Party
Boy 8 :- Bhai Party
Jab”MAA”Apni “AULAD”k Liye “DUA”krti Hai To “ZAMEEN”Or “AASMAN”k Darmyan k Sare “PARDY”Uth Jate Hain
Or”ALLAH”Wo “DUA”khud Sunta Hy “SUBHANALLAH” *Meri MAA k Liye Dua kren,k ALLAH Unko Sahat Or Tandrusti De,Aur Unka Saya Qayam Rakhe. Ameen
Aap B is Msg ko Send kren, Apni Maa ki Dua k Liye…
Usay pholon ki chahat hai,
Magar jab phool khiltay hain,
Wo un ko torr deti hai, Wo kehti hai
Usy barish ka mosam acha lgta hai.
Magar jab barish hoti hai,
Wo kamry mei afsurda si ho kr Band ho jati hai.
Wo kehti hai..!
Hawaain ishq hain us ka……!
Hawaa lekin chalay jab to,
Wo khirrki band rakhti hai.
Mujhay abb dar sa lagta hai,
Wo jab bhi ye kehti hai.?
Usay mujh sy muhabat hai…..!
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Student: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife at home?
After making call he asked how much to pay?
Devil:
Nothing, Hell to hell is Free..!!:-D:-P
“Beautiful pictures are devølped frøm negatives in dark room. So if any time u see darkness in ur life, it means ALLAH is develøping a beautiful future før u…….!
LAZY RULES in our lives:
* the further away the remote is, the more u like whats already on TV
* if u spill water, it wil eventually dry
* dont charge ur phone till it says 5% remaining!
* screw Terms and Conditions & just click ACCEPT
* if its not on the first search page on Google, it doesnt exist
* if an object is 5 ft away, it becomes unnecessary
* if u r late, dont go
* if u drop ice cube, just kick it under fridge..:P
Mohabbat kar sakty ho to Rab se karo
“Faraz”
Mitti k khilonon se kabhi wafa nahi milti.
I hated school.
Even to this day,
when I see a school bus
its just depressing to me.
The poor little kids.
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
:Me sick, no work:
“Boss SMS back”
:When I am sick I kiss my wife try it:
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss
:Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Mat krna kabhi ghuroor apne Aap par aye
” INSAN””
na jane khuda ne kitne terey jesey bna bna k mita diye.
A lot of people work out to be skinny.
That is so boring,
and it seems like a depressing goal for a modern woman.
Humari Taraf se
Ap k ghar wlon ko
Aap k Nakon Dadkon ko
Aap k Nankon Dakhon ko
Saray wad waderon ko
Aap k Azeon Reshtedaron ko
har neka wada ko
Har chotay motay ko
sub kakay kaeyon ko
sub gawandeyon ko
sub Chachay Phupiyon
Dadpotray Dadpotriyon ko
Sub meleron phupheron ko
sub Maseon maseron ko
Aap ki majh , katay , katiyon ko
wachi wacheon ko
Aap k kukar kukeriyon ko
Aap ka Chuchy Chucheyon ko
” ADVANCE BAQARA EID MUBARAK ”
May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
Life is da way how u look at it:
“LIVETOGETHER”
Some will read as:
Live Together
Others:
Live To Gather
And the rest will read it as:
Live To Get Her.
I miss my frnz?
Bcz…
They open their ansr sheet during papr & say”Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga”..
Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty”kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy”..
Canteen me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty”Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana”..
Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or gaty”Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha”..
Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal”Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na”..
Miss u my frndz . . . . . .
Never Break Four Things In Your Life:
Trust
Promise
Relation
And Heart
Because When They Break They Do not Make Noise
But Pain A Lot…!!
Boy: Tum Gaana Bahot Achchha Gaati Ho
Girl: Thanks But I m Just Bathroom singer
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Boy: To Bulao Na Kabhi Apne Live Program Me
1 Arbi Bathroom me phone pr BAT kr raha tha ,
PATHAN ne Suna to andar jakr ARBi ko boht mara ,
logo ne pucha to bola,
Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker rah ta..!!!!!
Lets see hw much u knw ” me” :}
1-she wants the most: money/fame/love
Ans:
2-Does she keep secrets in her heart
Yes/No
Ans:
3-Have crushes
Many/few/none
Ans:
4-In gathering she is:
avoiding/bold/shy
Ans:
5-Does she like sm 1 secretly
Yes/no
Ans:
6-What is
she: (arrogant,flexible,sensitive)
Ans:
7-she deals people wid her
Heart/mind
Ans:
8-she loves (dresses,perfumes,watches)
Ans:
Janwar me khawahish or Frishtay
me aqal hoti hy Mgr Insan mai dono hoti hain
Agr wo Aqal ko daba ly to Janwar ,
agr Khwahish ko dabaly to Farishta
Hazart ALI (A.S)
Jannat maangne ki Dua: Allahumma inni assaluka jannah
Dozakh se duri ki Dua: Allahumma ajjirni minannar
Jitnay log parhen ge, ap ko utna sawab mile ga. DUAON me yaad Rakhain
The Greatest Mistake Which We Humans Comit In Our Relationships:
“We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero And React DOUBLE.”
Richness is not Earning More,
Spending More or Saving More.
Richness is when you Need No More.
Being satisfied is real Richness
Dear Boys,
If a girl gives you as many chances as DHONI
had given to RAINA, then MARRY her 😛
” Humarey Baad Nahi Aaye Ga Usy Chahat Ka Aisa Maza “FARAZ”
Wo Logon Sy Khud Kehta Phirey Ga Mujhe Chaho Uski Tarha…!
Sardar ki Biwi ka rang kala tha
Biwi ne Red Colour ki sarhi pehni or Sardar se pucha
Me kesi lag rhi hn
Sardar muskuraty huwy bikul CHRIS GAYLE 😛 😀
Girlfriend setting password for her facebook account with boyfriend sitting beside her
She types BRAIN as password
Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing
y?
Cuz
Facebook replied: TOO SMALL
Usne Chaha to Chahaton Ki Hadon Se Barh Kr
Kehta tha jo Haath Na Chorna Tufano Se Dar Kr,
Phir Khud Hi tor Diya Wo taulluq Zindagi K Ek Mor Pr,
Aaj Mene Pocha to Kehta Hai Wo Lmha tha Jo Guzar Gaya Kinaron Ko tor Kr,
Khud Hi Ro Para Wo Ek Zindagi K Mor Pr,
Or Keh Gaya tum Kisi Or ka Ho Jao Mujhe BhooL Kr,
Me Hasrat Se Dekhta Raha Use Apne Hathon Ko Jor Kr,
Or Wo Chal Para Meri Wafaon Ko Chour Kr,
Mgr Me Karonga Intezar Un Lmhaat Ko tham Kr,MOHSIN
Kabi to Hoga Usse Bhi Ye Ehsas
Kisi Ne Chaha tha Use Duniya Ko Chour Kr
Muslims are Not terrorist.
Terrorist are Not Muslims.
Roshni Mein Jeeney Waley
Chirago Ko Q Bujhaeinge
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Jo Murdo Ko nhi Jalatey
Wo zindo Ko Q Jalaeingey
Hanste Huey, Aankhon Mein Kyun Aa Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Yoon Khushi Ko Adhoora Sa Bana Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Dard Itna Hai Saha, Khaali Ho Gaya Samandar Ashkon Ka Jaane Kahan Say
Aankhon Mein Bhar Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Khush Hoon Main, Koi Shikwa Zamane Say Na Taqdeer Say Meri
Iss Baat Ko Jhoota Kyun Bana Jaate Hain Ye
Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon.
Itna Bata Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?
Ammi ka jawab : Sharab Haram he, aur wo Haramzadi.
True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells,
get your ears checked.
Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki Parchai Hoti Hai,
Yaadien Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai Kabhi Ek Lamhe Ki Haseen Dastan Hoti Hai,
Toh Kabhi Nazar Bankar Aansu Mein Pirothi Hai,
Kadwi Ho Ya Methi Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mein Rehti Hai,
Kabhi Kashish Hoti Hai Toh Kabhi Chuban Hoti Hai
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai
Breaking news:
C.M Balochistan Nawab Raisani ne murghay ki azan per roza khol liya…
Wo kehtay hain
azan azan hoti hai chahay murgha de ya molvi….
Among those whom I like or admire,
I can find no common denominator,
but among those whom I love,
I can: all of them make me laugh.
1 Aadmi ka kadd 9 ft tha wo 1 Baba k paas gya
or kaha koi hal btayen
BABA: neher k kinary 1 fqerni hy us se shadi ka pucho
agr us ne NAHI kaha to tumhara Qad 1 foot chota ho jaye ga
Admi fqerni k pas gya or kaha mujh se shadi karogi?
Fqerni: nahi
Admi ka Qad 1 ft chota hogya.
socha 8 ft b ziada hy Phir pucha
Fqerni: nahi 1 ft or chota hogya
us ne socha 7 ft thora lamba hy 6 ft ideal hy Phir pucha
Fqeerni: Nahi Nahi Nahi Nahi Nahi
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
Dedicated To FASTIANS:
Ques: Prove that 2/10=2
Other stdnts insist questi0n is “out of slaybus” or inc0rct
but FASTIANS stdnts solve it as bel0w:
2=two
10=ten
two/ten
Now cancelling ‘t’= wo/en
Alphabatical Position:
W=23O=15E=5N=14
Substitutng valuz
w+o=23+15=38 &
e+n=5+14=19
So
wo/en = 38/19 = 2
Hence proved!!
For FASTIANS it d0esnt matter dat what is answer,
they say answer lana kya hai yeh batao.GEO FASTIANS 😉
Allama Iqbal Islamic Poetry # 1
Zaban Se Kah Bhi Diya La Ilaha Illah To Kya Hasil
Dil-O-Nigah Musalman Naheen To Kuchh Bhi Naheen
GUD NEWS!!!
India ki Innings Baqi reh gaii hain
PAkistan or India ke match me.
Abhi Abhi news aai hai PESHAWAR mai ye match
khatam ho chuka hai aur pakistan JEET gya hai 😀
Paraishan na hon darasal wo Saudi Arab walon ke sath Daikh rahe they 😛
Dua_E_Subha
Ya Allah…
Ye Subha Hum Sab K Liye
Hidayat Ka Noor
or Deen_O_Duniya Ki Salamti ka Paigham
Le Kar Aye. Ameeen…
Good Morning..
Respect the old when you are
young… Help the weak when you are strong…
Forgive the fault when you are right…
because one day in life you may be….
OLD, WEAK, & WRONG!
Bubbli:
Maa aj me ne ek larke ko
Bewakoof bnaya
Anti Misba:
Wo Kese?
Bubbli:
Main ne us ka 500 ka note
Apni sandal me chupa lya
Ur wo 2 ghante meri brazier mei
Dhoondta rha
FROM: Asma Zafar
1 Shakhs Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para..
Raste Mein Usne Na Fajar Ki Namaz Parhi
Na Zuhr Na Aser Ki Na Maghrib na Eshaa Ki,
Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:
“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”
Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:
“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nahi Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bhaiji.
Tune To 34 Sajde Nahi Kiye Wo Bhi Adam K Rabb Ko.
Mujhe Tere Anjam Se Darr Lag raha hai”
plz forward to all muslims
Kachi umer me kal k dukhon se ajj uljhana theek nahin,
Pehla sawan bhegane walo shad raho abad raho.
There is “lie” in believe
“over” in lover
“end” in friend
“Us” in trust
“ex” in next
and “if” in life.
Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho,
Yah Arzoo din raat ho…
Main Tere Sung Sung Chalon….
tu har safar main mere Sath ho…
Main Kaanton par bhi Chal Paron…
Tere Pyar ki Jub Barsaat hoo…
Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna
Panja bana ra tha.
Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai
Student:
Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun
Enjoy lovely Mosam ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
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Happy Rainy Day
Sardar: Oye Tera viyah ho gya?
Friend: Aahoo
Sardar: Kuri nal?
Friend: Hor ki mundy nal v hunda a ?
Sardar: Aahoo , Meri pehn da te Mundy nal hoya si 😛
Sabar kabhi na maango
kyoun ke sabar kisi cheez ko kho dene ke baad hasil hota hai,
hamesha sakon maango
kyoun ke sakon hasil karne ke liye kisi cheez ko khona nahin parta.
