Ego is just like

Ego is just like a dust in the eyes

without clearing the dust

you can not see anything clearly

so clear the EGO and see the world

Mohabbat mein judai

Khuda kare kisi ko Mohabbat mei judaiii na mile
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Wah wah
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Aur jo meri post LIKE na kre use thand mei RAZAIIIII Na mile

Tuhanu Manaan vaaste

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Tumhari hasrat jinhe

Kbhi jo ho Guzar tera wafaon k bagheechy se,

Faqt wo phool chun lena….

Jinhain hasrat

Tumhari hai

A BeauTiful Dress Can

A beauTiful Dress Can Change the perSonality But,
Beautiful Behavior can change the Life!!

Muhabbat ya Kinara

Main Tumse Mohobbat karo ya kinara kar lo

Uffffff

Zara sa thehar jaa main istakhara kar lo

Tamaam din khud ko

Tamaam din khud ko “SAMAITTAY” huway guzer jata hai

“‘… WASI”‘,,,,,

Shaam ko us ki “YADON”
ki hawa chalti hai to phir “BIKHAR” jata hoon..

Barish Ko Dekh Ker

Aaj phir teri yaad aai barish ko dekh ker,

Dil pe zor na raha apni bebasi ko dekh kar,

Roye is qadar mai ae Dost k barish bhe tham gaye meri barish ko dekh kar

Holding the phone

Man (Outside phone booth): Excuse me U R holding the phone for 20mins & I haven’t seen u speaking a word till now!

Man (Inside): i’m talking to my wife!(‘_’)

Before Every Morning

For every morning class

before i get out of bed.

I calculate how much attendance i have 😉

Har Ek Sawal Ka

Har ek sawal ka usko jawab kya deti?
Main apni zaat ka usko hisab kya deti?
Jo ek lafz ki khushbu na rakh saka mehfooz!
Mai us ke hath mein puri kitab kya deti?

Tere Na Hone Se

Us k na hone se kuch nai badla

ye suraj b wahin se nikalta hai

Asman per taare b chamakte hain

or chand ki chandni b hoti hai

Hawa be chalti hai

Dariya b behte hain

Phool be khilte hain

In main Khushbu b hoti hai

** LEKIN **

Na jane kiyo us k na hone se her cheez adhori si lagti hai

Her Subha sham C lagti hai

Her Muskan udaas C lagti hai

Her mehfil anjaan C lagti hai

Her Dharkn be-jan C lagti hai

SACH

To ye hai k SAri DUniya Veeran C lagti hai

Fail to understand

Sometime we fail to understand the feelings of very close people in our life,

Because. A book held very nearer to eyes is very difficult to read.

My Face is Above

MosT interstinG LINE written on the

front of T-shirt of a GIRL
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EXCUSE MeeeeeeE.

My face is ABOVE

Life Is A Song Sing It

Life is a song – sing it.
Life is a game – play it.
Life is a challenge – meet it.
Life is a dream – realize it.
Life is a sacrifice – offer it.
Life is love – enjoy it.

Sare Mosam Ro Pare

Iss Dafa Barshein Rukti He Nahi Faraz,

Hum Ne Ansu Kia Piye Sare Mosam Ro Pare !!!!

dar laga rehta hy

Wife:
Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.

Husb:
Don’t worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!

Wife:
Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy.:-)

Speak In A Soft Way

“Hard Words Can not Touch A Soft Heart, But Soft Words Can Touch A Hard Heart ..So Speak In A Soft Way And The World Will Be Yours…!!!”

Aaj ke Dour mein

Aaj k dour me sirf wohi insaan sar utha k chal sakta hai
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Jis k pass Mobile na ho.

AutomaticaLy Correct

If The 1st Button Of Shirt iS WrongLy Put
ALL The Buttons r SureLy Wrong
So aLwys B CarfuL On Ur 1st Step
Other Steps WiLL Come AutomaticaLy Correct.

Best Ghazal of SAGHAR

(Best gazal of SAGAR)
Ashk Girtey Hain meri Sans sanbhal Jati Hai.
De K Ek Dard Naya Shaam nikel Jati Hai.
Tujh Ko dekhon to mere dard Ko milta hy Sakon.
Tujh Se Bichron To Meri Jan NIKAL Jati Hai
Ishq Kuch Ayse Mitaata Hy Nishan_e_Hasti.
Jaisy Har Raat Ujaaly Ko NIGUL Jati Hai
Zakham Bharta Hi Nahi Teri JUDAI Ka Mgr.
Phir Teri Yaad Naya Dard UGUL Jati Hai
To Agar Dil Pe Mere Hath Hi Rakh Dey “SAGAR”
Tot’ti sans bhi kch Dair SANBHAL Jati Hai.

Hearts of Poets

Nation are born in the hearts of poets,

they prosper and dies in the hands of politicians.

[Allama Muhammad Iqbal]

HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker Qabz Hai
Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

14 August ka Roza

Pathan-
Yaar molvi saab ne meri
Bohat beizati ki

Major Rohail-
Kyu?

Pathan-
Humne Molvi sab ko sirf
Itna pocha tha k 14 August
Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy
Ya Farz

From: Asma zafar

January ki thand

CHAL CHALiYE DUNiYA iS US NUKRAY..
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JiTHAY JANAURY WALi THAND NA H0YE = P

(‘,’)
itni ziada Thand Yar
_||_ Banda Muh dh0ne Se Betha Rahy = D

Soul to Fight

Rasullah S.A.W said:

The greatest JIHAD is to

battle your own soul to fight

the evil withing yourself

Mujhy Aj Bhi Us Ki Bepanah Mohabbat

Mujhy aj bhi us ki bepanah mohabbat rony nahi daiti,
Jo kehta tha pagal meri jaan nikal jaye gi teray Ansoo girnay say pehlay. . .

Beautiful pictures

“Beautiful pictures are devølped frøm negatives in dark room.

So if any time u see darkness in ur life, it means ALLAH is develøping a beautiful future før u…….!

Fuse Test

Jab LIGHT Jati Hy

Americans Power House CALL Karty Hein

Japnese Fuse Test

Karty Hein

or

Pakistani

Gali Mein Jhank Kar Kehty Hein

Saarian de gai ay Ami:-D

You are bandar

U r BANDAR!
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Bandar means

B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorable
R=romantc

Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!

Ghar Se Masjid

Fursat nai hum ko ghar se Masjid tak aane ki

aur

Khwaish rakhte hai Qabar se sidha Janaat jaane ki

Islam is Not About

Islam is not about,

We are better than you

Islam is about,

let me show you something

that is better for you

Days In Year

Teacher : How many Days r there in a year?
Student : Three hundred and Pepsi..!!!! 😀

Khatam Ker Sakty

kiS tarha khatam kar Sakty hein

un Say riShta Jin ko Sirf mehsos karney Say

ham duniya bhool jatey hain.

Safar Mein Humsafar

“SAQI Chalo Mushkil Sahi Lekin Guzara Kr Liya Jaye,,
Bhula Kr Us Ko Bas Jeenay Ka Chara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Kitaab-E-Ishq Mein Aisa Nahi Quliya Jisay Parrh Kr,,
Teri Mehfil Mein Dushman Ko Gawara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Andheri Raat Mein Tanha Safar Krna Nahi Acha,,
Safar Mein Humsafar Koi Dobara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Musalsal Ghum Uthanay Se Yehi Behtar Hai Agar Samjho,,
Kinara Karne Walon Se Kinara Kr Liya Jaye….

Zindagi Ne Azmaya

Bhi Zindagi Ne Azmaya Tha

Kisi Ke Saath Maine Bhi

Hasta Hua Pal Bitaya Tha

Rota Hua Chhor Gaye To Kya Hua

Hasna Bhi To Usi Ne Sikhaya Tha

haal-e-dil

Teri ghaflaton ko khabar kahan, mery haal-e-dil py nazr kahan…

Tu jafa ki yad mein na aa saka, mein wafa ki yad sy guzr gya….

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

Pakistani Politition ki Dua

Pakistani Politition ki Dua!
Lab Pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri…….
Zindagi Aish main kutt jaye KHUDAYA meri…….
Ho mera kaam Zamane main Wazarat Karna…
Isssi Halaf issi Kursi ki Ibadat Karna….
Galiyan Sun k b ho DIL na Pashemaan mera….
kisi jalsey main bhe na ho chaak girebn mera…
AWAM bhooki rahay Piyaasi rahay Bemaar raha…
Haan magar meri Sawaaari k liye ik CAR rahay….
zaheefooon aur ghareeboon ki ho shamat her damm…
haan magar meri Wazarat ho Salamat her damm…..
ehek E Dunya ki taraf tru mujhe mayal kar dey….
Mere KHALIQ meri rag rag main siyasat bhar dey..
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ALLAMA IQBAL SE SORRY K SATH;;

aap ko mere Jokes kaise laagtay hain Email kar k mujhe bata saktay hain

Hazrat MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) ka irshad hai

Hazrat MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) ka irshad hai:
“Mai us shaks ko janat k kinaro par ghar dilwane ki zamanat daita hun, Jo jhagra chor de khwa wo HAQ pr ho.”

(Abu-Da@@@@

Find Time To STUDY

Great SAYING

“This life Is Too Short Even To Get Full Sleep,
I Don’t Know How People Find Time To STUDY”.

William Jamshed Dasti. MNA.
Jaali Degree waly;-)

Zindagi Main Ek Baar Tu Sahi Socho

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.
Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.
Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain….

Bolo Kya?
Tooth Brush..

Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho.

Spider Man In LAHORE

Agr kbi Spider Man LAHORE Aa Jae,

Tou Subha TV Channelz Pr Sb Se Pehle Kya News Hogi?

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Spider Man

MOCHI gate

ßijli Ki Taron

Mein Phas K Halaak ! ! !

Bulleh Shah Sufi Poetry

Bulleh Shah

Pathar zehan gulaab nai Hunday,

Korey WarQ kitaAb nai Hunday,

Je kar laaiye Yaari Bulya,

Fer yaaran naal Hisaab nai Hunday.

Ikhteyar-e-tarannum

Ikhteyar-e-tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena….

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Main sonay ja rahi hoon subah pone 8 bajy utha dyna…..!;- GOOD NIGHT 😉

Resignation Letter

World’s shortest resignation letter:

Dear Sir, Thooo…

Thanks….:-D

You Dont Have To Deserve

You dont have to deserve your mother love.
You have to deserve your father.

Reality Of Life

1 day dream asked life : “when v all cum tru?”
Life smiled n replyd :
“never, coz d day all of u cum true
i’ll lost my meaning”

Insaan Muhabbat Se Khali

Naheen Koi Insaan Muhabbat Se Khali

Har Ek Rooh Pyasi Har Ek Rooh Sawali

Muhabbat Jahan Hai Wuhan Zindagi hain

Mein Nay Dushman Ko

Mein Nay Dushman Ko Bhi Ahsaas-E-Mohabbat Bakhsha
Merey Apney Mujhay Nafrat Ki Saza Daitay Hain

Yeh barshien

YEH BARISHIEN

Yeh barshien bhi tum si hain,

Jo baras gai to bahar hain,

Jo theher gai to qarar hain,

Kabhi aa gai yunhi besabab,

Kabhi chaa gai yunhi roz-o-shab,

Kabhi shor hain,

kabhi chup si hain,

Yeh barshien bhi tum si hain,

Kisi yaad mein kisi raat ko,

ik dabi howi si rakh ko,

Kabhi youn howa k bujha diya,

Kabhi khud se khud ko jala diya,

Kahin bond bond mein gum si hain,

Yeh barshien bhi tum si hain.

Doctor Sahib Mairy Boyfriend

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Nazar Na Mile

Khwaab Main Woh Nazar Aayein

Tu Phir Ankhein Na Khulein

Main Ny Muddat Sey..

Yeh Mansooba Bana Rakhaa Hy…!!

Dil ke Masghale

Dunya se Kuch Alag hain mere Dil ke Mashghale . . .

Kanton ko Choomta hun k Pholon ka Dil Jaly . . . . !!

Kashmir Hai Jannat

Yaraan E Jahaan kehty hn KASHMIR hy Jannat

JANNAT kisi Kaafir ko mili hy Na mily gi.

Way for long life

Man : is there any way for long life ?
doctor : get married .
man : will it help ?
doctor : no,but thought of long life will never come.

Jaam Muhabbat ka

Wo Pila Kr Jaam Labon Se Apne Muhabbat Ka Mohsin,

Ab Kehte Hain K Nashay Ki Aadat Achi Nahi …!!

May Everything Happy

May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Lifes Best Things For You

Funny Light Punjabi Sms

Aao baten karen Pakistan ki :-

32 chali gai a
32 a gai a
32 jan vali a
32 an vali a
32 ni i 32 ni gai
32 ja v sakdi a 32 aa v sakdi a
32 dim aa rai a
32 tez aa rai a
32 aa Q ni rai ?
32 jaa Q nai rai ? Ooo gai j.

pyary pakistan ki pyari baten..

Happy 14 August

Lets Celebrate Freedom by Promoting a
Human rights Culture in which
Respect,dignity and equality
Become a code for living.

This will be our role to
Live up to the dreams of 1947

Happy 14 August !

Happy Independence Day

Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

1st: Pinki Behen

2nd: Sara Behen

3rd: Nadia Behen

Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!

Whoever fears ALLAH

Friday Special:

And whoever fears Allah – He will make for him a way out. (Quran 65:2)

Which Hand is To Hold

We Are Often Betrayed By The Most Trusted Person & Often Loved By The Most Unexpected Ones..

Some people Make Us Cry On The Things that we Have Never Done, While Some people Ignore All Our mistakesJust 2 se Smile on our face..

Some Leave Us When We Need them The Most & Some Stick To Us Even When We Ask Them 2 Leave…

World Is a Mixture Of Such People We Just Need 2 Knw Which Hand is jst To Shake & Which Hand is To Hold…

Candle may melt

A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.

Waqt ke paoun mein

Tujh Sey Milti Houn Tu Is Soch Mein Parr Jati Houn

ky Waqt Ky Paoun Mein Zanjeer Main Daloun Kesey?

Jis k Bina

“wådå ñå kärø ågär nihbä na sako”

“Chaho na uskø jiskö tum paa na sakø”

“Dø§t duñiya me bohat hote hain

mgr”

“Ek dost rakho jis k bina
Tum muskura na $akø.:-D

Silent Message For All Pakistanis.

When USA attacked Sudan , I kept silent because i was safe

When it attacked Afghanistan , I still kept silent because they didnt come for me.

When USA attacked IRAQ, i was again Silent because my home was safe.

Today when USA is attacking North West PAKISTAN, I am deaf & blind because I live in other province.

The day is not far when you & me will be victim & there will be no one left to cry for us

A silent message for all pakistanis.