Open The Zip

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your…

book from your bag and study..

Funny womans point of view

From a womans point of view; –

The most perfect man in the world is her father –
The most abused husband in the world is her brother :p –
The most handsome man in the world is her son 😀 –
The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister’s husband 😉 –
The most thankful man in the world is her son in law :-] –
And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and

the man with worst behavior in the world is her husband..:-D 😉

Shadi me JIN

Shadi me JIN aa gya Jin ko dekhte hi Larkyon ki Chikhen nikal gyi

Peer ne kaha Sari Larkyan Mun dholen Wo sb mun dhoke ayi to JIN ki cheeeekh nikal gyi..:-D

Kisi sunsaan raste par

Tumhe kisne kaha tha ye….

Kisi sunsaan raste par
Kisi anjaan chehre se
Zara si aashnai ko,
Bahut hi khaas likh dalo
Kahin do ,char baton ko
Bahut pyara sa tum dilkash
Haseen ehsaas likh dalo

Tumhe kisne kaha tha ye…..
Suno ae mom ki gudiya
Ab is daur ke andar
Koi majnu nahi banta
Koi ranjha nahi hota
Qadam do char chalne se
Safar sanjha nahi hota
To in bekaar sochon pe
Suno ! rone ka dar kaisa
Jise paya nahi tumne
Use khone ka dar kaisa !

wafa ka ristha

Tu he bta tujhay chahu to chahu kesy

teri soch k mutabik nazar aon to aon kesy

tujh meri piyar per yakin hota nai hai

wafa ka rishta nibhon to nibhon kesy??

Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki 1 sali

Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha: main 1100 lungi
2nd sali boli: main to 2100 lungi.
Peechay se 1 SARDAR bola 2310 lay lo, us main FM bhi hai

High Class Insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 Girl: Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hu Ke Mere
Saamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha.. :p :p

Sare Mosam Ro Pare

Iss Dafa Barshein Rukti He Nahi Faraz,

Hum Ne Ansu Kia Piye Sare Mosam Ro Pare !!!!

Ye AnkhaiN Dekh Kar

Ye AnkhaiN Dekh kar Hum Sari Dunya Bhool Jaatay haiN
InhaiN paanay ki Dhun maiN har Tamanaa Bhool Jatay haiN

College me function

Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do college me function hai
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Dad: Car ??
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Son : 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.
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Dad : Ye le 10rs. 48 Lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob padega… !! 😛

Daddy rocks beta shockd 😀

Land of Sorrow

Someday, the journey from the land of sorrows to the love filled

springs will be completed

Perhaps i will conquer my love then….!!!

Sath Dene Chala Aya

Aansu Se Kaha K Tanhai Ma Aya Karo

Itne Sare Logo Ma Mazak Na Banaya Karo

Ispe Aansu Tarap K Bola

Itne Logo Ma Aap Ko Tanha Paya

To Sath Dene Chala Aya

Rulane ke Saza Hai

Rone Ki Saza Hy Na Rulane Ki Saza Hy

Ye Dard Mohabbat Ko Nibhane Ki Saza Hy

Haste Hen To Ankh Se Nikal Ate h Ansu

Ye Ek Shaks Ko Be-Inteha Chahne Ki Saza Hai….!!

Why Didnt You Give The Secretary Job

Banta: Why didnt you give the secretary job to that girl who came for interview?
Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl.
Banta: How did you infer that shes stupid?
Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair!

Happiness often Sneaks

Happiness often sneaks in through a door
you didnt know you left open.

Jo Hote Hai Dil Ke Paas

Kabhi Kabhi zindagi me aise bhi mod aate hai
Jo hote hai dil ke paas wahi door ho jate hai

Zindagi Me Agar

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to

Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me SARDAR to nhi?

NAHIEEEEEEEE!

Urdu Funny Fool sms

Agar koi Tumhare pas ae or kahe “Tum

Bewaqof ho

Tu koi lamha zaya mat kerna, us ko Gardan se pakerna or kehna”

Kissi hor nu na dassi

Health and time

Health and Time!

two things we take for granted when we have them

Smile like idiot

When i miss you, i re-read our old conversations

and smile like an idiot

NevEr RAise youR Voice

A Smart Statement
NevEr RAise youR Voice, Just IMprove the QualitY of your ArgumeNt…
Life Is mUch Like FaceBook…
People Will LikE your Problems & CommeNt…
But No oNe Gonna SolvE Them BecauSe
EveRybody Seems So Busy iN Updating thEir Own Status…
You RegulaRly Text your FrieNds…
some of them do not Reply YoU
But
If you Text them From New NumbEr, Everyone will Reply that,Who r You?
People Have Time For Unknown
But
Not For KnowN…!Strange But TruE

Ajab dhoop chaaon

Wo paas tha to ajab dhoop chaaon rehti thi
Bas ab to aik hi mosam thehr gaya mujh mein

aankhen taras gai

aaay qasid faqat ja key un sey itna kehna….

k aankhen taras gai han tere didaaaar k liye…..

Bhai Chaye

Child: Mama muje bhai chaiye

Mama: Beta tmhre Abu U.S.A gay hain,

wo a jaen phir sochen ge.

Child: Mama,Ap sath waly uncle se bat kro na,

papa ko Surprise denge.

wo manzer

Khatum Hoga Zindgi ka ye Safar DEKH LENA

Tanha chale jayenge hum
DEKH LENA

Zindgi me Nahi koi Mukam Apna

Baad marne k Hogi Qadar
DEKH LENA

Mujhe abi koi kali b nhin deta

Pr phulon se mehke gi meri Qabar
DEKH LENA

Tanha hi zindagi me chal rahi hun

Janaze me hoga saara shahar
DEKH LENA

Jo ab haalat pr mere muskrate hen

Pareshan honge un k chehre
DEKH LENA

Kuch k sache kuch k jhoote aansu honge

Kitna ajeeb hoga wo manzer”DEKH LENA.

Jannat Mangny ki Dua

(Jannat mangny ki Dua)
“Allahumma inni assalukal jannah”

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(DozaKH se dori ki duA)

“Allahumma ajjrni minannar”

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Jitne Log parhengY APko B utna HE swab milega..

Wo Jo Mere Umar

Wo Jo Meri Lambi Umar Ki Dua Kiya Karty Thay

Ab Wohi Yaaseen Parhty Hain K Aasaani Say Dum Niklay

Janey Q Tanhai

Akaily Jeeny Ki Aadat To Pehly Se Thi,
“Faraz”

Janey Q Tanhai Mehsus Ho Rahi Hai Us K BadL Janey K Baad!

Itney Qareeb Say Guzar Kar Gaya Hai

Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai
Andaaz be rukhi kay num kar gaya hai
Mayat pe mari kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai
Kehta hai logon say yeh kon mar gaya hai
Aana mari kabar par aur parna phir Fatiha
Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa mar gaya hai

Ummat-e-Muhammad i S.A.W.W ki Fazeelat:

Ummat-e-Muhammad i S.A.W.W ki Fazeelat:

1. Inko zaeef & kamzor bunya gya ta k Ghuroor na karen

2.Qad-o-qamat mein chota banaya ta k khane peene aur libas ka bojh ziyada na ho

3.In ke umarein choti ker de ta k gunah kam rahen

4.Inhe fuqra banaya ta k Akhirat me HISAB halka rahe

5.INHE SAB SE AKHAI UMMAT BANAYA TA KE QABAR ME REHNE KI MUDDAT KAM HO.

Thanks to ALLAH 4 Making us An UMMATI Of PROPHET (S.A.W.W)

Nice Love Quotes

Nice Comments
For ” LOVE ”

Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)

Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)

Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)

DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)

Hum Teri Aarzoo Main Jeetey Hain

Hum teri aarzoo main jeetey hain
Ye nahi hai tu zindagi nahi…

Girl Speical Loves

Girl Loves without any special reasan. ..

Her laughters spread like a music in the house ..

When she speaks , speaks wdout break n evry1 asks chup b kr jao ..

When she is silent , mOther says tbiat thek hy na , father says , aj ghar chup chup ku hy , bhai says naraz ho kia ..

She is the real nOn stop music ..

Dedicated to emotional ,cute ,pretty,sweet & sincere ‘ girls

Thats me,

Thats u !

Thats a “GIRL”

Proud to be a girl

stay blesSEd !!

Dost Zero ke tarah

Kehte hain äche Döst MATH k”Zero”Jese hote hen jiski koi Qeemat Nhi hoti,

Par wo jis k sath jur jaye Uski Qeemat10 Guna Barh jati hay!

Dedicted 2 all my

“Zeros.

Some Sentiments Expressed

Some Sentiments Expressed At
Their Best

Dear Facebook,
Just Wait, One Day They All Will
Leave You Too!
Sincerely,
Orkut

Dear Optimist,
That’s Not A Light At The End Of
The Tunnel, But A Train!
Sincerely,
Pessimist

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry To Hear About Global Warming.
Sincerely,
Titanic

Dear Yahoo,
I’ve Never Heard Anyone Say,
“I Don’t Know, Let’s Yahoo It!”
Sincerely,
Google =D

Height of Facebook Addiciti0n

A  b0y’s fb status
I’m onLine on fb during Lecture hahaha*
Comment fr0m his pr0fess0r:
*Get out of the cLass n0w* :-p
Dean Liked comment! 😉
Friend commented:
*jaLdi aa yar, cafe may fit mahoL hy* 😀
Gate keeper’s comment:
*Saab pehLe idhar aa k apni bike Lock kardein*
Mom commented:
*NaLaik cLass ni leni to sabzi Le k seedha ghar wapis aa..*
DaD cOmmented:
Dekh lo apne betay ki harkatain ://
G.f cOmmented: I Hate U! :@ kamine mUjhse kaha tha Daddi hOsPitaL may hyn miL nai sakta*
Daddi cOmmented:
ManhOos tU ghar aa batati hOoN tUjhe.;)..

Funny Mrassi Sms

Aik mrassi jb b kapray dhota barish aa jati.

Aik din mrassi sarf lainay dukaan pe pohncha hi tha k baadal aa gae.

Mrassi:KIDDAR??
Ma te “rass” lain ayan:-P

Please Post Sherz On Ankhain

Please post sherz on Ankhain

Teri jesi ankhon walay sahil par jab atay hain
tou lehrain shor machati hain, lo aj samandar doob gaya

Dil di pehli Kahani parh

Mere dil di pehli KAHANI parh Kise hor nu yar banavi na…..

Menu soch samj k dil devin Mere nal mzaq bnavin na……

Is pyar vich role hunde ne Dil qaim rakhin ghbravin na….

Je tu mangen te me jind v de san, Pr

kise hor nu yar bnavin na Veri jag sara is pyar da ay Be qadre nu dard sunavin na…

Ay dunia bari he zalim a, Ainu kadi vi dukh sunavin na….

Hr ak ni honda pyar de kabil, A gal mri tu bulavin na….

J mil javy tenu yar sucha,us yar nu kadi ganvai na….!

Rishta Discussion

Rishta discussion now a days:

Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??

Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush

kay 110th stage per hai 😛

To Be Happy With A Man

Golden Rule:-
To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

Always be king

Dear daddy,
I may find a prince someday,
but you will always be my king.

Pyar ke Qadar

Arz kiya hai

Na mujhe uske pyar ki qadar,

Na usko mere pyar ke qadar.

Bas maine bhi soch lia iss qadar

Two parallel lines cannot intersect

each other 😛 😉

Allah Jo Chahta Hai

Allah farmata hai. Tu karta woh hai jo
Tu chahta hai .Par hota woh hai jo MAIN
chahta Hoon Tu Woh kar jo MAIN chahta
Hoon phir woh Hoga Jo Tu chahta hai.

Nahi To Ho Jayega

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!

Peetal ki Baaliyon Mein

Peetal ki Baaliy0n me Beti Biyah di us ne

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Baap kam karta tha s0ney ki kaan Me..

1st May Labor Day

Parents teach their kids

Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers
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But the funniest thing is that they strictly support

arrange marriage. Kia yeh khula tazad nahi ?

Sardar dosti urdu sms

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kar Ghusay Mein Kaha:
Haya Nahi Aayi?
Sardar:
Nai, Ohda Paper C.

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab humare dil mein hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazu e qaatil mein hai
Karta nahi kyun doosra kuch baat cheet,
Dekhta hoon main jise woh chup teri mehfilmein hai
Aye shaheed-e-mulk-o-millat main tere oopar nisaar,
Ab teri himmat ka charcha ghair ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Waqt aane pe bata denge tujhe aye aasman,
Hum abhi se kya batayen kya hamare dil mein hai
Khainch kar layi hai sab ko qatl hone ki ummeed,
Aashiqon ka aaj jamghat koocha-e-qaatil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Hai liye hathiyaar dushman taak mein baitha udhar,
Aur hum taiyyaar hain seena liye apna idhar.
Khoon se khelenge holi gar watan muskhil mein hai,
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Haath jin mein ho junoon kat-te nahi talvaarse,
Sar jo uth jaate hain woh jhukte nahi lalkaarse.
Haath jin mein ho junoon katt te nahi talvaar se,
Sar jo uth jaate hain voh jhukte nahi lalkaar se.
Aur bhadkega jo shola sa humaare dil mein hai,
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Hum to ghar se nikle hi the baandhkar sar pe kafan,
Chaahate lin bhar liye lo bhar chale hain ye qadam.
Zindagi to apni mehmaan maut ki mehfil mein hai,
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Youn khara maqtal mein qatil keh raha hai baar-baar,
Kya tamanna-e-shahaadat bhi kisi ke dil mein hai.
Dil mein tuufaanon ki toli aur nason mein inquilaab,
Hosh dushman ke udaa denge humein rokona aaj.
Door reh paaye jo humse dam kahaan manzil mein hai,
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazuay qaatil mein hai.

Judge less & Love More

No one in this world is pure & perfect
if U avoid the people for their mistakes
U will always be alone in this world,
So judge less & love more.

5 Truth of Life

5 TRUTHS OF LIFE

Truth no 1: nobody is real in this world except Mother

Truth no 2: a poor person has no friends

Truth no 3: people do not like good thoughts they like good looks

Truth no 4: people respect the money not the person..

Truth no 5: the person you love the most, will hurt you the most.

Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki

Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki

Molvi:ene juti chuki edi tend kro

Sardar:aik pair le lo te foji cating kr deo

Someone Loves You

Its nice feeling when you know that someone loves you,

someone misses you, someone needs you,

but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you.

Saeed Ajmal password

Hamesha Woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Saeed Ajmal … =)

cartoon sms

3 bar lion roar karay to kia hota ha???

??

Tom and Jerry shuru hota hai :p

NEWTON S 7th LAW

NEWTON’S 7th LAW

“The rate of loadsheding is directly proportional to the rise in temperature.. as the temperature increase the rate of load sheding also increases

Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature, So, L=bT Where b is constant of beghairti

beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant unless or until an external force in the form of ”chitar” is exerted by public on the government….:-D:-P

Life Irony Little Girls

Life Irony Little Girls
Want Barbie Dolls And Little
Boys Want Big Cars. After
Growing Up Big Girls Want
Cars And Big Boys Want
Barbie Dolls.

Throw Flowers

If u r in a war, instead of throwing a grenade at the enemy, throw flowers. It may stop them n they may start thinking abt love, peace, harmony n consider war destructive. And while they r thinking abt this,
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Throw a grenade…! :p 😀

Life is like a novel

Life is like a novel & every day is a new page ,
so if a page is sad next will be happy ,
so donot worry turn the next page &enjoy the life …

Tere Bicharny ka

MEN TERY MILNY KO MOAJZA KAH RAHA THA LEKAN

TERY BICHARNY KA SANEHA B KAMAL GUZRA

Dil La K Tur Gye

Dil la k tur gye
dil da sutta jin jga k tur gye
satto puch yaara asi kiven katde haa
din din raat swaah bna k tur gye

Ye haqeeqat jan le

har shakhs hai dhool se bana
aur phir us mai hee ja mila
ye haqeeqat hai tu jaan le
ku sach se mun hai phairta???
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tu hee tera mujrim bandayaaa…..

Accident in different culture

After Accident

American: Its Fine Man.

British: I am So Sorry.

Australia: No Worries Dude.

Germany: Are You Okay… ??
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Pakistani: Andha hai kya saale dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai
Akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya
bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun..:p 😀 :O 😀

Wish you 23rd March

Pakistan Tujhe Salaam
Roushan Rahey Tera Kalaam
Raat Aur Din Chamke Tera Naam.
Wish You 23 March..!!

Siskata Huwa Dekh

Kis Kis Adaa se Tujhe Manga Hai Rab Se

Aa Kabhi Mujhe Sajdon Mein Siskata Huwa Dekh

Keep Smiling

Our Life begins with our CRY.. and Ends with another’s cry.

Try to utilize this gap and laugh as much as possible btween these Cries..!!

Keep Smiling…..!!!!

Good Relationship with Some one

A Good Relationship Is With Someone

Who Knows All Your Insecurities

And Imperfections But Still

Loves You For Who You Are !!

Ankhein jhuka ker

na janay kyun wo muje muskura k milta hai

Andar k saray gham chupa k milta hai

janta hai ankhein such bol jati hain

shayd isi liy ankhein Jhuka k milta hai

7 qualities of a perfect wife

7 qualities of a perfect wife:

B eautiful,
R esponsible
E nergetic
A dorable
S weet
T ruthful and
S elf-Organized.

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S :-*

Zindagi Ka Har Raaz

Zindagi Ka Har Raaz Tanhayi Mein Paa Liya
Jiska Bhi Gham Mila Apna Bana Liya
Gham Jab Humara Sunne Ko Koyi Na Mila
To Rakha Sar Sajde Mein Aur Rab Ko Suna Diya.

Dua Hai

AJ

Dua Hai

Us Khaliq -e- Kainat

Se K ap ki Sari Mushkilat Door karay

Dua Ha

Us

“GHAFOOR Ur RAHEEM”

Se ap ko sehat ata karay

Dua Ha

Us

“RAB-UL-IZZAT”Se K apki Hifazat Karey

Dua Ha

Us”GHANI”Se K apko Her Darja Nawaaz De

Dua Ha

Us”MALIK-E-KAINAT”

Se K apko Her”KHUSHI”Se Nawaz De.

Ameen

You Know What COLLEGE Means

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Optimistic in Life

Worries at the start of the day means u r still alive!!

Clothes that don’t fit means u have a good appetite.

Tears in ur eyes means there is somebody u care for.

The mess to clean after party means u have friends around u.

Roof that needs fixing means u have got a house.

Taxes to pay means u r not unemployed.

Msg on ur mobile means there is somebody who remembers u.

Learn to be optimistic in life because everything around u happens for a reason.:-)

Dua Mangna

Aj ki aik achi baat
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Dua khud k liye mangna Ibadat hy Aur

Dosaro k liye mangna Khidmat Hy

Ibadat se Jannat milti hy

Aur Khidmat se Allah

Ibteda Kartay Hain

Ok, accha hay

Ibteda kartay hain:

AankheN rahain gi shaam o sehar muntazir teri
Aankhon ko soNp deNgay tera intizaar hum

Friend4u4ever

Ehsas e Muhabbat

Ehsas-e-muhabat k liye bus itna hi kafi hai,

Tere beghair bhi hum, Tere hi rehty Hen….!

Funny Nurse Patient Married Jokes

Nurse (to a patient with open head injury): ur name?

Patient: John Nurse : age?

Patient: 25yrs Nurse : married?

Patient: no, no! Car accident:-D

Month of blessings

May this Ramadan be month of blessings,

A month full of forgivenesses

guidences for you and your family Ameen

Ramadan Kareem Mubarak

Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein

Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein
Dikhaya HUSSAIN Ne
Sajde Mein Ja k Sar
Kataya HUSSAIN Ne
Naize Pe Sar Tha Aur
Zubaan Pr Aayatei?
QURAAN Is Terha
Sunaya HUSSAIN Ne
NANA k DEEN Pe Har
Cheez Waar Dii
Kuch Na Apne Paas
Bachaya HUSSAIN Ne
Kyun AAQA (S.A.W.W) Ko
Na Apne Nawasey Pe
Naaz Ho
Har QAUL
MUSTAFA (S.A.W.W) Ka
Nibhaya HUSSAIN Ne

History Vs Victory

“Diamond words of hitler” “One who wins without problem its just VICTORY.”
But
“One who wins with lots of Trouble.He Creåtes HISTORY ”

Apne siwa

Koi Apna Nahi Hai APnay SIwa

Dusra Dusra Hi Hota Hai

Hum Naya Saal Manatey Hen Tere Matam Se

Salam Ya Husain!!
Apni taqdeaer Jagatey hen tere Matam se,
Khoon ki raah bechaty hen tere Matam se,
Apne izhar-e-aqeedat ka saliqa ye hai,
Hum naya Saal manatey hen tere matam se.

Ramzan Mubarak in Advance

Ay ALLAH

Mjhe Ramzan k Lye Salamat Rakh Or Ramzan ko Mere Lye Rehmat bana Or Mere Lye Ramzan ko Maqbol Bana kar Salamat Rakh”

(AAMEEN)

Ramzan se pehle ki dua… * Ramzan mubarak in advance*

Exciting Replies

.. Subject Day:..

ap k khyal me meri nature kis subject jesi hai.!

1-Biology: loving nature

2-Chemistry: strict n hard

3-Maths: difficult to understand but interesting

4-History: dull n bore

5-English: modern n ahead of times

6-Urdu: simple

7-Islamiat: Religious

8-Physics: totally illusion

9-Computer: Deep n quiet..

Send to frnds n get exciting replies, but first Reply me.

Live To Get Her

Life is da way how u look it:

“LIVETOGETHER”

Some will read as:
Live Together

Others:
Live To Gather

And My friendz will read it as:
Live To Get Her

Us Shakhs Ko

Mein Kaisy Us Shakhs Ko Rula Sakta Hoon..

KHUDAYA

Jis Shakhs Ko Mein Ne Khud Ro Ro Kar Manga Hai tujh se.

Eid Good Morning poetry

Sawere Sawere ho Khushyo ka Mela
Na logo ki Parwah Na Dunya ka Jhamela
Panchiyo k Sangeet ho Or Mosam Albela
Mubarak ho Aapko EID ka Sawera !!

Good morning !!!

Life Before Computer

Life before Computer:
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-Window was a square hole in a room.. .
-Application was something written in paper..
. -Mouse was an animal..
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-Keyboard was a Piano.. .
-File was a important office material..
. -Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
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-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with
Glue..
. -Web was spiders home.. -Virus was flu..
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-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits…

Best Dua Sms For All

“”AY “ALLAH PAK” poori dunia main jitne log hen sab ko hidayet ata farma aur jo bemar hen ya preshan hen tu un sab ko apne karam se maaf farma or un ki bemari or dono jahan ke preshaniyon ko khatam farma,
or
Ay “ALLAH PAK” jis ne mje ye dua send ki us ko b hidayet ata farma aur us k tamam gunahon ko maf farma or us ke qismat achi ker or dunya aur akherat mai kamiyabi ata farma.”Ameen”
apny lye zror dua krwaeye .Na jany kis ki zuban sy ap ki taqdeer sanwar jae
<Aameen>

Life= Mobile.. Lover= Recharge.. Frends= Charger

Life= Mobile..
Lover= Recharge..
Frends= Charger..
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Kitna bhi Recharge karlo agar charger
na ho to mobile switch off..
.
.
Kyuki Har ek frend Zaroori hota hai.

Wo Sirf Mera Hon

Kash!!
Koi to ho aisa jo sirf mera ho
Sirf mera ho…..
Mera dil uska basera ho
Chahe to chahat meri…..
Mange to mohabat meri….
Wo chand ki chandni ho to chand sirf mera ho……
Wo din ki roshni ho to suraj sirf mera ho……
Wo phoolon ki khushbo ho to ehsas sirf mera ho……
Wo raat ka ujalaa ho to chiragh sirf mera ho……
Wo ishq or mohabat ho to dil sirf mera ho……
Wo pani ka cheenta ho to daryaa sirf mera ho…..
Wo kismat ki lakeer ho to haath sirf mera ho…..

Tere Deedar Ko

Khamoshiyan Teri Mujhse Baatein Karti Hain…!!!

Meri Har Aah Har Dard Samajhti Hain…!!!

Pata Hai Majbuur Hai Tu Bhi Aur Main Bhi…!!!

Phir Bhi Aankhein Tere Deedar Ko Tarasti Hain…!!!

Treats you like an option

When someone treats u like an option,

helps them narrow their choices by removing

yourself from the Equation.

lamhoon ka safr

Ab jo bikhray to bikharnay ki shikayat kaisi..??

Khushk patton ki hawaoon se rafaqat kaisi..??

Main ne her dour main insaan se mohabbat ki ha..??

Jurm sangeen hai ab is main reaayat kaisi..??

Aik pata bhi ager shakh se juda hota ha..

Kya kahin dil pe guzarti hai qayamat kaisi..??

Zindagi tujh ko to lamhoon ka safr kehtay thay..

Raah main aa gai H sadiyoon ki musafat kaisi…?

doston ki pehchan

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…

Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’