ApKo Meri Konsi Aadat Zehar Lgti Hay

ApKo Meri Konsi Aadat Zehar Lgti Hay..?

Reply Krne Ki Koi Zrort Nahi.

Pehle Apni Aadatein Thek Kr Lo tusi bry haji o.

Pappu ka question paper

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya

Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye

Question is:

1. China kis Desh me hai ??

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ??

3. Green Rang kis Colore ka Hota hai.. ??

4. Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ?

Invitation for BAR B Q DINNER

Invitation for BAR B Q DINNER!

Dear Friends, U r invited at * some text missing * Thanks!

Jab poora SMS aa jaye to aa jana Koi bahana nahi chale ga, Ok…:-P

Hatheli Main Lakeero Ki Tarha

Shahon Ki Tarha Thay Na, Ameeron Ki Tarha Thay

Hum Shehr-E-Mohabat K Faqeero Ki Tarha Thay

Herat Hai K Wo Log Bhi Ab Chor Chalay Hain

Jo Meri Hatheli Main Lakeero Ki Tarha Thay

Chupke Se jo Mangi Dua

Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai,
Un Duao Me Tum Ko Pana Hai,
Tum Rooth Ke Mujse Na Jao,
Muje Sath Tumhara Pana Hai,
Tum Laut Ke Wapis Aa jao,
Muje “Hamsafar” Tumhe Bnana Hai..!!

Bachpan Mai Mere Doston

Bachpan mai mere Doston K
pas Watch nhi thi Lekin time sb k pas
tha
Aj sb pas branded Watches hen lekin
Time ksi K pas nhi…
A Silent Msg for All Friends….

Love Ko Life Me

love ko life main must hona chahye,

student ko love main intrest hona chahye,

Ashiq ko ishq main prefect hona chahye,

collage main ye b ak subject hona chahye,

From: Nasir mehmmod (03325868807)

Khawb bikhar jate hai

“Khawb bikhar jate hai dhere dhere,

Sare log bichar jate hai dhere dhere,

Zabt kro to behtr hay warna,

Ansoo zor pakr jate hai dhere dhere,

Sab irada kr k sath chalte hai phir,

Raste badal jate hai dhere dhere,

Jitny pas hm ksi k hote hai,

Utne fasle barh jate hai dhere dhere.

Doctor to Pathan

Doctor to Pathan: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai
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Pathan pehle to bahut roya. Phir aansu ponchte huye poocha..?
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Kitne number se.:p

Yar roza lag raha hai aj

Eid Mubarak

oh sory

Happy Valentine

Shit

Happy Birthday

Aah 

Good Night

No

I wanted 2 say best woshes in ur WEDDING

000ppss!!!!!!No NO No

Yar roza lag raha hai aj !!!

Ghar Nai Aa Sakti

wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti

Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai

After 1hour, SHe calls back: Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.

Humara Sms

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//MUBARAK//

Ye mat socho k
Eid to nhi hai

Bs
“HAMARA” SMS
Jis Ko Mil Jata Hai
Smjho Uski To Eid Hojati hai.99

Creating About Yourself

Life is not about finding yourself.

Life is about creating yourself.

NAIKI ka kaam

UDAAS logo Hajoom laao,

HUSUN waalon ko maar daalen..

Koi to NAIKI ka kaam kar len,

TABAAH to wese bhi hogaye hain!

Ye Jana Aye Khuda

Ek Muddat Ke Baad Hum Ne Ye Jana Aye Khuda

Ek Teri Zaat Se Ishq Sacha, Baqi Sab Afsaane Hain

Fitrat ko Badla

Khud ki fitrat ko badla hai,

tujhy apna banany ky liy

Sajan

Karo gy yaad sadion tak ky

kisi ne dill lagaya tha.

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Hum DIL men soch rhe thy k Aap ko kia kahain?
Bewafa
Khud gharz
Kanjoos
Bevakuf
ya
Phir

PAGAL?

Achanak

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

SUB KEH DO.

Watan Hamara Aise Na Chod Paye Koi

Watan Hamara aise na chod paye koi…
Rishta Hamara aise na Tod paaye koi…
Dil hamare ek hai ek hai hamari jaan…
Hindustan hamara hai hum hai iski shaan…

Bad-Gumani 0r Bad-Zubani

**Sunehri Baat**

Acha Sochiye 0r BoLiye, Q,
K Bad-Gumani 0r Bad-Zubani
2 Aisay Aib Hn Jo iNsan K Har amaL Ko ZawaL Mai BadaL Daitay hn.

Happy 23rd March

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Khuda Kray K Meri Arz E Pak Pe Utray
Wo Fasl E Gul, Jisay Andaisha E Zawal Na Ho.
Ameen!
Happy Pakistan Day 23rd March.

Batain Wo Konsi Vegetable Hay

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
Its A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key

Best Thing About Time

The best thing abt BAD TIME is that,

“It gives us opportunity to realise who is really sincere with us
and who is just having a formal relation.”

Wazoo ke k sonay k 4 Fazaail.

Wazoo ke k sonay k 4 Fazaail.

1. Us ke Rooh Baitullah sharif ka TAWAF kerti hai

2. Farishte sari Raat us k liy nekiya likhte hai

3. Jab karwat badalta hai iski bakshish k liy dua kerti hai

4. Jab subha so ker uthta hai tou jo DUA mange pori hogi

In faido ke liy rozana wazo ker k soye

The Most Funniest Situation

The most funniest situation in students life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say wind up your papers

Sardar Apni Biwi K Office

Sardar Apni Biwi K Office Gya.

Biwi Boss Ki Godh Me Bethi Dictation Le Rhi Thi.

Sardar:Chal Begum,
Aesi Jaga Kam Nhi Krna
Jahan Staff KLye Kursi Bhi Na Ho.

khair o barkat ka mahena

Kar le ujagar phir se apne dil me zoq e ibadat

Ay musalman

K khair o barkat ka mahena RAMAZAN chala aa raha ha.

Tumhare Ankhein Kabhi Nam Na Ho

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.

BEAUTIFUL PRAYER

^~BEAUTIFUL PRAYER~^
O ALLAH…
Enlighten what is Dark in Me,
Strengthen what is Weak in Me,
Mend what is Broken in Me,
Bind what is Bruised in Me,
Heal what is Sick in Me,
Straighten what is Crooked in Me
and
Revive whatever Peace and Love has Died in Me..!
Ameen

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Loves To Feel SWEETNESS

Allah Always likes To know Again & Again What You Want-
It’s Not That He Forgets Your Needs-

Bt,
He Loves To Feel The SWEETNESS Of ur Prayer.:-)

I Wish In New Year Every Moment Is Enjoyed

Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed

Mah-e-Ramzan

Aye mah-e-ramzan aahista chalna
humen khasa qaraz chukana hai,

kuch khuwab hai jinko likhna hai
aur taaberon ko pana hai,

kuch log hain ujray dil wale
un sab main pyar basana hai,

aur khiza raseda aangan main
ab aman ka beej lagana hai,

or rab ko humen mana’na hai
humen khasa qaraz chukana hai..

Way To Judge Relationship

If you want to judge your relations, make few mistakes.
As, it is the only point where relationships show their originality.

Kitni ajeeb hai

Kitni ajeeb hai ‘NEKIYON’ Ki
justuju…..!

“IQBAL”

Namaz bhi jaldi me parhtay hain phir se “GUNAH”
kernay k liye….!

6 khoobsurat Farman

6 khoobsurat Farman..!

(1) Zaalim Ke Zulm Se Nahi ßalky Saabir Ke Sabar Se Daro.
(2) Zaruri Nahi Jo Khoobsurat Ho Wo Khoobseerat ßhi Ho!
(3) Aitbar Ki ßarish Main Itna Mat ßheego K Jism Nazar Aany Lagay.
(4) Kisi Ko Haqeer Mat Samjho Q K Raasty Ka Mamooli Pathar ßhi Munh Ke ßal Gira Sakta He
(5) Jisko Apna Khayal Nahi Woh Kisi Ka Khayal Nahi Rakh Sakta.
(6) Kisi Ko Parkho Mat
Q Ke Is Se Rishta Kamzor Hojata Hai.!

Allah Farmata Hai

Allah farmata hai. Tu karta woh hai jo Tu chahta hai .
Par hota woh hai jo MAIN chahta Hoon Tu Woh kar jo MAIN chahta Hoon
phir woh Hoga Jo Tu chahta hai.

Jab teacher bolta hai

Bahut dard hota he jb teachar bolta he k
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Tumhara aur tmhare aage wale ka answer same he tab dil se aawaz aati he to sale question bhi tw same tha na :/ :p

Sweet Night

Close ur eyes in this sweet night,

save all sweet memories in ur heart.

Think of all beautiful things in ur life

& surrender urself to ur beautiful dreams.

Gud Nite

Tujhe Chhor Jaye To

Ek Din Kisi Ne Poocha

Koi Apna Tujhe Chhor Jaye To

Tum Kya Karo Ge

Nice Replied:

Apna Kabhi Chhor Ke Nahi Jata Aur Jo Jaye Wo Apna Nahi Hota.

Veena Malik k Aazmaye Chaske

Girlfrend k honto pr shehd laga kar kiss ki jae to

gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi b theek ho jae gi. . .

(Veena Malik k Aazmaye Chaske)

Dil mai

Dil mai hota to kisi taur nikal bhi jata

ab to wo shakhs bahut door talak hai mujh me

Effort Never Dies

End is not the end, infact E.N.D is ”Effort Never Dies”

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If u get NO in answer…Then, remembr, N.O is “Next Opprtunity”. So always b positive!

muskurhat per dil

Teri Khushiyo pe muskrane ko chata hai

Ho tujh dard to anso bahne ko ji chata he,

Teri muskurhat hi itni pyari hai k

Tujh bar bar hansane ko ji chahta hai

Biwi Apne Shohar Sa

Aik aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha:
Aap ki 1st Wife Kaise Mari?:>
Shohar:
Zeher Khaane Se.
BV:
Aur 2nd?%)
Shohar:
Usay Goli Maari thi.
BV:
Kyun?:O
Shohar:
Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi.
BV:
Magar Aap ne un dono ko maara kyun?;(
Shohar:
Sawal buhat karti thein.. 😡

Wonderful news in School

The most wonderful news in
School Life.. ??
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Teacher is absent…:p :O 😀 😀

MAAH-E-RAMAZAN

A Good News 4 U..!
I
Am
Coming To Meet U..
After A Few Days,
Please..
Welcome Me With Open Arms,
And Smiling Face
Your’s Well Wisher,
“MAAH-E-RAMAZAN”

I Care For You

I care for you in my own ways.
Maybe you will never know,
maybe I will never show.

yaad rakhna

Bina Pukarey “HAME” “APNE” Sath Paoge,

Karo Wada K “DOSTI” “AP” Bhi Nibhao ge,

Matlab Ye Nahi K Roz “BAAT” Karna,

Bs Yaad Rakhna Jab “DUA” K Liye “HATH” Uthaoge…

SUBMITTED BY: IMRAN

Aarzoo Tum Hi Ho

Sawal Kuch Bhi ho
Jawab Tum Hi Ho
Rasta Koi Bhi Ho
Manzil Tum Hi Ho
Dukh Kitna Hi Ho
Khushi Tum Hi Ho
Arman Kitne Bhi Ho
Aarzoo Tum Hi Ho
Gussa Kitna Bhi Ho
Pyar Tum Hi Ho
Khwab Koi Bhi Ho
Par Haqiqat Tum Hi Ho…..!!!

Good Night Have A Lovely Dreams

Look outside its so romantic…
The cloud is hugging you,
With a cold wind,
The star singing for you,
The moon dancing for you,
Because i invite them all to wish you,
Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well.

Zindagi Mli To Kia Mli

zindagi mli to kia mli.

ban ke bewafa mili.

itny mery gunah na they

jitni mjy saza mili

achi jaga konsi

Boy1: yaar larki ko ” i love you ” kehne ki achi jaga konsi hai?

Boy2: data darbar.

Boy1: kyun.

Boy2: kyun k wahan larkiyun ko chappal nahi pehni hoti hai.
:-):-D;->

Bhul Jao Beete Kal Ko

Bhul Jao Bite Hue Kal Ko,
DiL Me Bsalo Aane Wale Kal Ko,
Muskurao Chahe Jo Bi Ho Pal,
Khushiya Lekr Ayega Aane Wala Kal

Happy New Year 2014

Optimism Is The Faith

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.

Eid ka chand Raat 2012 Sms

Close your eyes imagine my

smiley face .
my eyes .
my nose .
my lips .
my hairs ok DONE .

Mubarak ho app ne, Eid ka chand daikh lia 1 din pehley,

Qabol ho dua

Na Ho Qabol Khuda Kare !
Dua Jiss Mein Tujhe Manga Na Ho …

Night is precious

Night is a precious time given by

ALLAH to us where we

could see our dreams

accomplished with closed eyes!!!!

Good Night Guyzz

Khuda Se Hussin Ne

Khuda Se Hussin Ne Ik Roz Ye Sawal Kiya
Jaha Men Kun Na Tune Mujhe Lazawal Kiya..

Best Mothers Day Poems 2012

“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold,
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be.

Aitbar Ke haad

Hamary aitbar ki hadd puchty ho to suno

Unhon ny din ko raat kaha hum so gay

Today Tommorow And Yesterday

Today,tommorow and yesterday there will be.
one heart that would always beat for you..
you know whose ??? .. your own stupid !!

friendship sms

yun dosti amar nai hoti

jab tak  ek doosre ki fikar nai hoti

yun to tum se hain shikwe hazaron.

magar phir be tum bin zindagi

basar nai hoti.

Badhai Ho Bapu Ki

badhai ho bapu ki..

bari himmat hay jo teri tarah k dump duffer buchey ko bardasht kar rahey hain ab tuk..

bapu ki azmat ko salam

Happy Fathers Day

Teri Chahat

“FAQAT Eik Tum Mere Hotay mera Sara Jahan Hota ,

“MERI Jannat Meri dunya mera Yeh Ashiyan Hota,

“Bhatakta yun na Phirta main Akeley Gham ki galion mein ,

“Koi Manzil Meri hoti koi Naam o Nishan Hota ,

“Mujhy Ab yaad Aati Hain Teri Chahat bhari Baatein ,

“Meri Dunya Sanwar Jati agerTu Mahrban Hota…

A Painful Phrase

A PAINFUL PHRASE WRITTEN ON SAND BY A SMALL BOY
WHO LOST HIS PARENTS IN FLOOD

“DEAR RIVER I”LL NEVER FORGIVE U
EVEN IF UR WAVES TOUCH MY FEET A MILLION TIMES”

A true relationship

A true relationship is when you can tell each other

anything and everything No secrets, No lies

Insaan k Dil pr

Hadith

“shaitan insaan k dil pr ghaat lgaaye betha rehta hai,ps jb insan Allah ko yad krta hai shaitan hat jata hai,laikin jb Allah ki yad se ghafil ho jata hai to waswase daalne lgta hai.” (bukhari)

Lifes Critical Decision

Dont make lifes critical decision on the basis of your mood.
A mood is a dangerous state of mind
because it can crush reason under the weight of feeling.

I Will Stop My Imagination

Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor,
It caught fire, How will you escape?

Santa: Its very simple,
I will stop my imagination..!!

Larki Zor Se Chillai

2 Cockroach “I.C.U” mein eik sath admit thay.

1st:Kisne maara??

2nd:Kisi ne nhi yar,aik lrki mujhy dekh k itni zorr se chillai k saala heart attack ho geya.

Get up early

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea

He saw a pack of stones to pass time

He strt throwing the stones into the sea

While having the last stone in the hand

The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond

He felt gilty for fortune of throwing all of them into the sea ..

Moral of the story:
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Don’t get up early in the morning

Six Kalimas in English

Six Kalimas in English Tajveed

1) Kalma Tayyab: Laa ilaaha illal Lahoo Mohammadur Rasool Ullah

2) Kalma Shaadat: Ashahado An Laa ilaaha illal Laho Wahdahoo Laa Shareeka Lahoo Wa Ash Hado Anna Mohammadan Abdo Hoo Wa Rasoolohoo.

3) Kalma Tamjeed: Subhanallahe Wal Hamdulillahe Wa Laa ilaha illal Laho Wallahooakbar. Wala Haola Wala Quwwata illa billahil AliYil Azeem.

4) Kalma Tauheed: Laa ilaha illal Lahoo Wahdahoo Laa Shareekalahoo Lahul Mulko Walahul Hamdo Yuhee Wa Yumeeto Wa Hoa Haiy Yul La Yamooto Abadan Abada Zul Jalali Wal ikraam Beyadihil Khair. Wa hoa Ala Kulli Shai In Qadeer.

5) Kalma Astaghfar: Astaghfirullah Rabbi Min Kullay Zambin Aznabtuho Amadan Ao Khat An Sirran Ao Alaniatan Wa Atoobo ilaihe Minaz Zambil Lazee Aalamo Wa Minaz Zambil Lazee La Aalamo innaka Anta Allamul Ghuyoobi Wa Sattaarul Oyobi Wa Ghaffaruz Zunoobi Wala Haola Wala Quwwata illa billahil AliYil Azeem.

6) Kalma Radde Kufr: Allah Humma inni Aaoozubika Min An Oshrika Beka Shai Aown Wa Anaa Aalamo Behi Wa Astaghfiroka Lima laa Aalamo Behi Tubtu Anho Wa Tabarrato Minal Kufri Washshirki Wal Kizbi Wal Jheebati Wal Bidaati Wan Nameemati Wal Fawahishi Wal Bohtani Wal Maasi Kulliha Wa Aslamtoo Wa Aamantoo Wa Aqoolo Laa ilaaha illal Lahoo Mohammadur Rasool Ullah.

15 Shaban Mubarak 2012 Messages

I Make Dua

That,Happiness Be At Ur Door

May It Knock Early

Stay Late & Leave Yhe Gift Of Allah’s

Peace,Love,Joy & Good Health

Behind

Shaban Mubarak

Shama Sar-e-Sham

Yaad-e-Maazi se Jo Aankhon ko Saza Di Jaye…

Is Se Behtar Hy k Her Cheez Bhula Di Jaye…

Jis Se Thori Bhi Umeed Zeyada ho Kabhi,

Aaisi Her Shama Sar-e-Sham Bujha Di Jaye…

Main ny apnon k Raviyon Se ye Mehsos kia,

Dil k Aangan Main Bhi Deewar Utha Di Jaye…

Main Ny Yaaron k Bicharny Se Ye Seekha “MOHSIN”,

Apny Dushman ko Bhi Jeeny ki Dua Di Jaye…