A Woman Shoots Her Husband

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
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Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

Apne Dil Ka Dard Batayain Kiss Ko

Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko,
Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko,
Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha,
Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manain kiss ko.

Har Ek Sawal Ka

Har ek sawal ka usko jawab kya deti?
Main apni zaat ka usko hisab kya deti?
Jo ek lafz ki khushbu na rakh saka mehfooz!
Mai us ke hath mein puri kitab kya deti?

patha funny wishes

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara.
 JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.”
PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla .
 No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log.
 No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do

Ghar bethy paisy kamaen

Breking news

Ghar bethy paisy kamaen

Tariqa:

Mobile service off hone k bd gali k
choty bacho ko 15 rupy gantha mobile per game khilaen.

From:
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Rehman Malik;)

My brother gifted me

A Man Saw A Little Poor Boy Looking At His Expensive Car

He Took The Boy 4 A Drive

The Boy Said: Ur Car Is So Marvelous, It Must Be 2 Expensive.!,
Hw Much It Costs

Man: I Dont Know, My Brother Has Gifted Me.

Boy: Wow, So Nice Of Him.

Man: I Know What You are Thinking, You Also Want To Have A Car Like It.

Boy: No, I Want To Be A Brother Like Him.

Always Think Higher Than The People Expectation.

have a good day…!!!

Na rakh dil me Nafrt0on

Na rakh dil me Nafrt0on k Ambaar,

Ae INSAN

Kehte hen jis dil me Nafrat ho us dil me “RAB” Nai basta.

GOOD MORNING

Mujh Yaad Aate Ho Tum

Sath To Ek Pal Ka Tha Phr Q Mujhe Yaad Aate Ho Tum

Aks ki Trha Mere Dil Pe Q Chha Jate Ho Tum

Dilbar B Nhi Ho Mere Humdam B Nhi

Ye Raste Dosti k Muje Phr Q Dikha Jate Ho Tum

Hm kbhi Mile The To Ek Ajnabi ki Trha

Meri Raaton ki Neend Phr Q Urra Jate Ho Tum

Hawao Se Hm Tmhara Pta Pochte Rahe

Kuch isi Trha Se Apna Deewana Bana Jate Ho Tum

Sath To Ek Pal Ka Tha Phr Q Mujhe Yad Aate Ho Tum

Ap (S.A.W.W) ke zindgi

Hamare Pyare Rasool HazratMUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

21/April/571 Esvi 12/Rabi-ul-Awwal Peer ko Suba 4:45
Macca me peda hue

Aap(S.A.W.W)ki Total Zindgi 22330 Din(63 Sal,4 Din)

Aap(S.A.W.W) ki Risalat ka Arsa8156 Din(23Sal)Tha..

Please ye Bunyadi Malumat Muslmanon ko zyada se zyada Forward kren(Jazakallah)

Apni Khusbo dosto ko

Aey phool apni khushbo mere Doston ko de dena…

Suna hy…

Sardiyon k mosam main woh nahaya ni Krtay. :O 😛

Kuch mjburyan thi meri mein Bewafa Nahi

GHAZAL

Kuch mjburyan thi meri,
mein BEWAFA Nahi,
Shayad ho lehja talakh pr me bura Nahi,
Ye ZINDAGI hmari kuch is tarha se hy guzri,
Jeeny ka mujh me baqi ab hosla Nhi,
GARDISH-E-ZINDAGI me Paya to bht kuch,
Lekin JO DIL NEY CHAHA WO HUM KO MILA NAHI,
Kuch rishton ki majburiyan, kuch rasmon ki deewar thi,
Taqdeer se Hum ko to koi gila Nhi,
Ik SHAKHS ko MANGA tha hum ne DUA mai,
HAATH Us k baad ab tk phr UTHA Nahi…..

Biwi Ka hal By malang baba

Husband: Malang baba meri BIWI bahut pareshan krti hy

us ka koi hal batao.

Malang: beta Agar bivi ka koi Hal hota to aaj

main MALANG na hota

Ishq ke ghulami me guzara Waqt

faqt us ke ishq ke ghulami main guzara hai waqt

sunny

warna ye dil kal bhi nawab tha or aj bhi nawab hai

Friendship is a Rainbow

Friendship is a rainbow between two hearts
sharing seven color which are:

Secrets
Truth
Sadness
Faith
Happiness
Respect
Love

The Best Part Of Life

The best part of life is not just surviving,

but thriving with passion & style

& compassion & generosity

& humour and finally with kindness.

Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai

Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!

pasandeda amal

NABI-e-AKRAM (S.A.W)

nay farmaya :

” ALLAH ke nazdik sab se pasandeda amal

waqt par namaz parhna or

waldian ke sath acha sulok kerna hai. “

Rab Te Tery Andar Wasda

Rab Rab Kardy Buddhy Ho Gaye Mullah Pandat Saary

Rab Da Khoj Khura Na Labba Sajdy Kar Kar Haary

Rab Te Tery Andar Wasda Vich Quran Ishary

Bhullhy Shah Rab Ohnu Milda Jerrha Apny Nafs Nu Maary. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Application To Headmaster

Application
To
Da Headmaster in Punjabi.

PAA G,
Guzarish ey way k mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda. Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich aik v kuri nai hai gi,
Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai.
Hor nai tay
“kam waliyan” te soniyan rakh lo.
Bari meharbani.

Tuhada faithfully,
Pappu Dukhi.

Ilzam-e-Mohabbat

Sar-e-bazar niklon tu awargi ka ilzaam

Tanhai mein baith jao t0u ilzam-e-mohabbat

Muhabbat Bhi Teri Thi

Muhabbat Bhi Teri Thi…

Wo Shararat Bhi Teri Thi,

Agar Kuch Bewafai Thi

To Wo Bewafai Bhi Teri Thi,

Hum Chhod Gaye Tera Shehar…

To Wo Hidayat Bhi Teri Thi,

Akhir Karte To Kis Se Karte Tumari Shikayat,

Wo Shehar Bhi Tera Tha Aur Wo Adalat Bhi Teri Thi …!!

Hath Halka

ROZEY DAARO..

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aJ Halka hath rakhna Aftari h0gi valima nahin;-)

1’st Aftari Mubark Ho.

Embrace Change

Embrace change.

Store coins in a coffee mug.
You never know when you will run out of money for beer!

Ramadan Kareem Mubarik

Ramadan Kareem Mubarik.
May Allah Enables Us
To Do M0re And M0re Good Deeds
N To Make The M0st Of Dix M0nth…
May Allah Forgive R Sins.Ameen.
Remembr Me In Ur Prayers.

GOOD MORNING With Smile

.*”Always”*.Welcome a New Day With a

.*”Smile”*. On Your .*”Face”*..*”.”*”Love”*”.”*.

In Your.*”.”*Heart*”.”*. .*”Thoughts “*.

In Your.*”.”*Mind*”.”*.

And You Will.*”.”*Always*”.”*.Have a Wonderful.*”.”*”Day”*”.”*.

“GOOD MORNING”

Insan k kirdar

Insan k kirdar ki 2 he Manzilen hain,,

DIL MAIN UTAR JANA..!

Ya

Dil SY utar jana.

Smile fades front of our eyes

S0metimes it’s 2 late 2 make things right.
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Sometimes we hurt others more than we realise.
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Sometimes a smile fades in front of our eyes.
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and sometimes we are the reason for tears in someone’s eyes.
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Never treat anyone the way you don’t want to be treated.

Receive Gift of Love

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Translate This Punjabi Sentence

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

Who i am in ur 0pinion

Who i am in ur 0pinion?

Tweety…(Speak a lot)

Tom…(Fight too much)

Jerry(Naughty)

Pooh(Senstive) DonaldDuck(Frank)

Dextor(Studious)

Barbie…(Sweet n lovely) JohnyBravo(Flirt)

Minnie…(Attractive)

Tintin…(Intelligent)

Ben10…(rude)

B honest!.

Naye Saal Ki Khushi

Sochta Hun is Naye Saal Ki Khushi Mein
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du.
Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du
Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du
Happy New Year Yaaaaaaaaar..

Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj

Jo Wada Kiya Hai Wo Nibhana Hoga,

Ek Din Laut Kar Tumhe Aana Hoga,

Dil Todkar Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj,

Dekhna Ek Din Tumhe Bhi Pachtana Hoga

Respect For President

It has been noted that certain people

are spreading insulting msgs against

our president and we are forwarding them not realising

the damage being done to our country.

Why dont we respect our president?

Zara sochen wo bghairat ap ka sadar hai.

Os kameeny ki b kuch izzat hai.

Khabrdar jo ksi ne os kuttay ko gali di.

Yar wo zaleel es mulk ka sarbarah hai.

Os haramkhor ki izzat karna hmara ikhlaqi farz hai

So plz frwrd to others to respect our PRESIDENT ;p

Meri chahat be tum

TuJhE Chahat Ki Kya Khabar
Tu Kya JanE MuhaBat

JaB Jan Pao To Yad Rakhna
Meri Chahat Bhi Tum
Meri Muhbat Bhi tum.

Sailaab Aankh Mein

Rootha Jo Pyaar Hum Se Dubara Nahin Mila
Kiya Bewafa Tha Shakhs Dubara Nahin Mila

Ik Baar Aa Gaya Tha Sailaab Aankh Me
Darya Ko Uskey Baad Kinara Nahin Mila

Mujhko Bhi Raas Aata Nahin Dosra Koi
Usko Bhi Mere Jesa Sahara Nahin Mila

Barson Se Phirr Raha Tha Mei Jis Ki Talash Me
Vo Mil Gaya To Usse Sitara Nahin Mila

Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se

Sardar:
Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend:
Acha wo kaise?
Sardar:
Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi

Dheyaan Kisi Ka Aur Sawal Kisi Se

Shair kisi ke hijr main kehnaa sirf visaal kisi se,
FARAZ
Hum bhi kya hain, dheyaan kisi ka aur sawal kisi se..

Khush Mizaaj hain

Youn kehnay ko to Hum baray Khush Mizaaj hain,

Bas Rula deti hai kisi k Pyaar ki Hasrat kabhi kabhi

Mohabat Naam Hy Jiss

Mohabat Naam Hy Jiss Ka…..Wo Qaid Hy Esi,

Umer Ager Beet bhi Jaye, Saza Pori Nahi Hoti

Tameezdaar hai

Jo insan itne garmi main

bhi tameez se baat karay

wo waqai tameezdaar hai 😛

How was Your English paper

Ist friend: How was ur English paper?

2nd Friend: It was ok but I forgot the 2nd form of Think.

I thought & thought & thought and finally wrote Thunk 😀

1 Bv Kali Thee Aur Shohr Gora Tha

1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

Merasi ke Ghr k Samne

1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta
mara para tha

merasi ne Municipal Committe ko

phone kia

Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para ha uthwa len

Jwab mila

wahin dafana

do

merasi ko ghussa to bht aya pr tahammul sy bola:

G Main Dafan karn lga c, par marhoom dy bachyan no itlaa v te krni c naa, is

leay aa k mu

vekh lo

Namaz mein Lamba Sajda

Namaz mein Lamba Sajda Karney Sey:
* Heart problem nahy hoti,
* Nigah Taiz
* Dimagh Taqat War
Or
* Chehra Haseen Hota Ha
Achi bt ko phelana sadqa e jaria hy.

Friendship Is Unnecessary

Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art…
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

Iftar invitation

“Iftar invitation”
From.
Me

20 Ramzan
21 Aug 2011 Sunday

Shah Nasir Hall
3rd floor
Buraj_ul_khalifa
Dubbai.

No excuse plz.

sheeshay k samny

Mirassi sardio mein kese nahatay hain?
sheeshay k samny khare hote hain,
phr sheshay pe pani phenk k kehte hain!
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“oye mar gaye, enna thanda pani :):-D;-)

Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne

Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron
Mein Tlash Kar Kar K Thak Gya,
To Sar Jhukaya Or Ro K Kaha Lakeren Jhot Bolti hain
Tum Mery Ho ……!,
Tum mery ho ……!

surah baqarah

Logo apne parwardigar ki ibadat karo jis ne tum ko aur tum se pehle logo ko paida kia taake tum us k azaab se bacho.
(surah_baqarah)
ayat_21

ABBU Mat Kehna

Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna

Result Aane Per

Baap: kya bana result?

Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿

Raat ka Khana

Hadis Sharif

1.Raat ka Khana na chhoro

chahe 1 methi khajoor Q na ho,

Q k raat ka khana chhorna

admi ko zaeef kar deta hai

(IBN-e-MAJA)

2-Khouf Se Tanhai Mei Rone K Siwa Koi b Cheez Allah Ki Nrazgi Ko Nahi Mita Skti

3-Allah Us Shkhs Ko Abad Rakhta Hai Jo Hades Sun K Dosro ko Pohnchye

“Assalam.o.Alaikum”Subha Bakhair

Bura Waqt

Wife:Agr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar krty Husband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jaty.

Wife:Q.?

Husband:Log Khty Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha hy.

Be Miserable

Be miserable.
Or motivate yourself.
Whatever has to be done,
its always your choice.

Same Love Twice

We can never really experience

the same love twice. (psych – facts)

urgently need

Plz pass this sms to all friends

I m “nabeel”

Blood group A+

urgently need

2 bottles of….

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MIRINDA

with

1 large Pizza

thanx 😛

Kisi aur ko Q Dekhein ye Aakhein

Zikar krta hai “DIL” subah shaam tera,

Girte hain Aansu Banta hai NAAM tera,

Kisi aur ko Q Dekhein ye Aakhein,

Jab “DIL” pe likha hai sirf tum.

Dil ka Dard

Tu kiya jaane mere

dil ka dard

Phenk ke maaru tujh 😛

By Angry Bird 😛

Subject of Life

(Subject 0f LifE)
Ksi K Milne Se Qismat Nhi Badalti
Hota Wahi Hy Jo Teh Hay.

Agr Tum Ksi ko Chaho 0r Usay Pa Na Sako
To Qismat Ka Gila Mat kro Q K Hoga Wahi Jo Teh Hay.

Agar Kuch Paa k Tum Kho Do to Heran Mat Ho
Jab paa Liya To kh0na To Teh Hay

Har Pal Hansna To Sub Chahty Hen
Aray Jab Hans Lia To Rona To Teh Hay.

Sub Ko Apni Zindagi Jeene Ka P0ora Haq Hay
Jab Zindagi ko Jee Lia To Marna To Teh Hay….!!!

Doobne Ke Liye Zindagi

Laash Thi Isliye THairtii Rahi,

DOobne Ke Liye Zindagi Chahiye.

Just Say

“Hasbi Allah” is an Arabic Word,

Means: Muje Allah kafi hey.

Whenever u feel u r in trouble, r feel lonely, or ve sum probl,

Just say “HASBI ALLAH”

bahaana kion taarasha

Bahaana kion Taarasha Rooth jaane ka

 FARAZ

Bas itna keh dete k dil Main jaga nai……

5 Miss Call From Home

5 Missed Calls from your Best frend means they wanna hang out with you
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5 Missed Calls from your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend means they Miss you
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But 5 Missed Call from HOME means
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Beta Aaj toh Band Bajne Wali hai..

Ek muhabbat ka musghala

Ek Muhabbat Ka Musghala Le Kar
Zindagi Khoob Tabah Ki Main Ne

December tujh se guzarish

Ay December ek Guzarish hy tujh se
Jaldi jaldi muk yr teri meharbaani

Wo lamha zindagi se

Teri ankhon mein ansoo they meri khatir

Mujhe wo lamha zindagi se pyara laga

Ye Jo Samne Ladka

Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

kaghaz per bana na saka

Jis ki tasweer mai kaghaz per bana hi na saka,
Us nay Mehndi say hethli pe utara hy mujhe.!

Alvida Alvida Mahay Ramzan

Hum rahey na rahey agley baras magr tm phr Aajaogy.

RAMZAN

Dar-haqeeqat tm nahi, Insaan hai mehmaan.

Alvida Alvida Mahay Ramzan..

Decent shayari

Zahid shrab peeny do masjid mein beth kr…
Ya wo jagha bta do jahan pr KHUDA nahi…
(Mirza Ghalib)
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Masjid KHUDA ka ghar hai, peeny ki jagha nahi..
Kafir k dil mein ja, wahan pr Khuda nahi..
(ALLAMA IQBAL)

njoy life its beautiful

V may nt b eligible for oscars and grammys
bt v all eligible for life precious moment like
a big hug ,a quite evening walk ,
thinking of sumone late nite ,
watching the rain ,
sipping hot tea,parents love, to see sumone smile at u for no reason

@n a simple txt frm ur luvd one ,
treasure these moments u might nt get them bak
njoy life its beautiful

Happy Mother Day 2012 Sms Wishes

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice…MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

Us Ki Ankhon Ko Kabhi

Us ki ankhon ko kabhi Ghaur se dekha hai faraz
sonay walon ki tarah , jagnay walon jaisi

Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Dreaming Of You Makes My Night

Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what Ill do forever..
Good night