Saray Aashiq Sharabi Nhi Hoty

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mein Jaam Hathon Mein Utha Liya
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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa liya.
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BACHu: Saray Aashiq Sharabi Nhi Hoty

I Value The Friend

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar,
but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

Hum Se Bichar K

Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz

Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath

Meri Moot ka hi na

me mar jwo to mery sirhany na bithna us ko
bohot tasali dina bohot pyr se samjhana us ko
ghumny ke bahany khe door fizao me le jana us ko
wo be wfa hai us waqt ye ehsas na dilana us ko
us ke samny na karna baty esi ke meri yaad ajye usko
meri tafri ke mashgale suna kar hansana us ko
wo roye ga bewaja to meri rooh tarpe uthe ge yaar
dosto tum esa karna meri moot ka hi na batana us ko

meri amanat si kar day

Woh reh na paaey ik pal bhi mere bina”_”

Ae Khuda tu usko meri aadat si kar day”_”

Itna toot k chahoon main usko”_”

K Meri chahat ko uski ibadat si kar day”_”

Koi choo na paaey apny khyalaat mein bhi us ko”_”

Her ik k zehan mein us ki hifazat si kar day”_”

Band aankh mein bhi dekh paoon us ko”_”

Meri nazar ko aesi ijaazat si kar day”_”

Rakhoon ga khayal us ka umer bhar k liye”_”

Bus ab wo apney aap ko meri amanat si kar day…!!

Kareena ka Larka Hoa

Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala

Saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala

Kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala

Muhabbat ko koi Kase Samjhaye

Muhabbat ko koi samjhaye tou akhir kiss tarah samjhae  MohsinYeh zalim ! Intaha tak , ibtada maloom hoti hay !

Doctor to Pathan

Doctor to Pathan: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai
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Pathan pehle to bahut roya. Phir aansu ponchte huye poocha..?
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Kitne number se.:p

Super lines by Napoleon

Super lines by Napoleon:

The dreams of a man and the smile of a woman can do anything in the World

Good morning ..:)

Mujhe bekhudi ki ha arzo

”Mujhe bekhudi ki ha arzo,

Mujhe qurbaton ka khumar de

Mre ang ang me youn utar

K mujhi me khud ko utar de

To jo rug rug me bus gaya

Tu hai dorion ro

Mujhe jaan say hi guzar de

Mujhe es tarha say to yaad aa

Teri yaad ka bhi guman na ho

To mere khayal mein youn sama

Mera herf herf nikhar de.!!!

kaisa Feel kar rahi ho

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue

choti si zindagi ki fikar

manzil dor aur safar bohat hai.

choti si zindagi ki fikar bohat hai.

maar dalti ye zindagi kab k hamien.

laken maa ki duao me asar bohat hai.

Enjoy LIFE !!

We may not be eligible for Oscars Or
Grammys,
But We r aLL eligible for life’s precious moments.
Like

A big hug,
A quite evening walk,
Thinking of someone late night,
Watching the rain,
Sipping hot coffee,
Gud day at work,
Parent’s love,
The day u made ur own breakfast,
To see someone smile at u for no reason.
&
A simple text from a random friend.

Please treasure these moments for ur lifetime..

U might not get them back !

Enjoy LIFE
Its Beautiful..:

Hurting someone

Hurting someone who realy cares for you is as easy as throwing stone in the lake
but you don’t know how deep that stone goes.
so think twice while hurting your closed ones………..

Inability of mind

Impotence is the inability of the mind

Not the body

Kitne harami

Kitne harami hein teri gali k bache

Faraz

Apni nono nikal ke kehte hein

“iss ke chote size pe mat jana…:-

Days In Year

Teacher : How many Days r there in a year?
Student : Three hundred and Pepsi..!!!! 😀

Night is longer than day

Night is longer than day
for those who DREAM
and day is longer than night for those
who make their DREAMS come true.
Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

Chale Aaye Hai Tuje

Chale Aaye hai Tuje
Tere Haal Par chuod Kar
Kadar Kya Hoti Hai Ye
Tuje Waqt Sikha Dega

Funny riddle sms

wo kon sa kutta hai jo insan ka khun

chusta hay??

(HINT: Uska name “Z” se shuru hota hay)

Ans

Zantier
S.AFrica me paya jata hai lekan

apka jawab b thek hay

Zindagi Ki Dua Dene Wale

Muje Zindagi Ki Dua Daine Wale
Hansi Aaa Rehi Hai Teri Sadgi Per

Best Dua For All

“Ya “ALLAH PAK” poori dunia me jtne log bemar hy ya preshan hy tu unko apne karam se maf frma or un ki bemari or preshaniyo ko khatam frma,,
or
ya “ALLAH PAK”  jis ne mje ye dua send ki us k tamam gunaho ko maf frma or hr kam mai bht kamiyabi ata farma.Ameen
4wd 2 all friend.Na jany kis ki zuban sy ap ki taQder badal jae
(JAZAKALLAH)

Manufacture a lock

No one will manufacture a lock without a key

Similarly ALLAH wont give problems without solutions

Eid ka Chand Mubarak

Isse Pehle Ki Chand Raat Ki Shaam ho jaaye,
Mubarakbaad Ka Silsilaaam Hojaaye,
Bheed Me Shaamil Humara naam ho Jaaye,
Kyun Na Usse Pehle Eksalaam Ho Jaaye.
Eid ka Chand Mubarak.

Dil to chahta hai k

Aslam-o-Alikum.

“Dil to chahta hai k her subah tujhe Anmool khazana bhejon..!! ”

Lekin mere Daman mein Duaon k siwa kuch bhi nahi..!! GOOD MORNING

Tohfay Mein Gunahgaron Ko RAMAZAN

Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,

Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

2 pathan masjid me

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae
1st pathan: chalo shukr ha jamat k sath namaz par li

2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to jamat nikal jati.

Is Dost Ny Apko Dil Se Salam Bheja Hai

Hawaaon k Hath ek armaan bheja hai,
Roshni k zariye ek paigam bheja hai,
Fursat mile tu kabool kar lena
Is dost ny apko dil se Salam bheja hai.

script of your life

The day you allow your entire existence to believe in ALLAH and his power over your destiny, your problems would be reduced to zero!

Believe nothing would go wrong because He’s writing the script of your life & you know He writes only Masterpieces…!

Stay blessed alwayz…

Hum Dard Mila

Koi Bhi Hum Dard Na Tha,

Koi Bhi Dard Na Tha,

Phr achanak Ek Hum Dard Mila,

Phr usi Se Har Dard Mila.

khushi hr pal

Ay KHUDA khushi hr pal Un k pas rakhna

Mry APNO ko “TU” kbhi na Udas rakhna

GHAM na aaen Un k pas Mry “MOLA”

“TU” NAZR-E-KARAM UN pe khas rakhna. …Good Night…

Who Cures Me

And when i am ill,

it is HE (ALLAH) who cures me.

[Al-Quran 26:80]

Us Ki NIGHA Mian Itna FARAZ

us ki NIGHA mian itna FARAZ

khared li us ne aik nazar main zindagi humari..

Speak When

Speak only when

your words are

More beautiful

than the silence

ShUBE KADAR Mubarak

=ShUBE KADAR Mubarak =
May Almighty Allah shower countless blessings upon u and ur family:)

Relationships are electric current

Relationships are like electric current.

Wrong connection will give you shocks… BUT

the right one will light up your life.

Bardasht Kartey Hoe

Log muntazir hi rahey K hamein tootta hua dekhain.

~^~Ghalib~^~

Hum bardasht kartey kartey pathar k ho gaey..

Zamaane wale aksar

Zamaane wale aksar mere Marne ki Duaa karte hain
“FARAZ”,

Na jane woh konsa Shakhs hai jiski Duaa se main Zinda hun….! ,,”ZINDGI”,,

Career Is Like Light

Career is like light and girls r
like shadow if u try to catch shadow,
u will mis d light if u walk 2wards d
light den the shadow follows u

Uski Ankhon Me

Uski Ankhon me koi dard bsa ha shaid,

Ya mjhe wehm hwa ha shaid,

Me ne pucha k bhol gy hu tm bhi mjhe,

Ponjh k aanso us ne kaha shaid..

Main bht Pareshan hon

Main bht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam m dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kha hy Ap ki zindgai may
Vitamin “HE” ki kami hai.
Oye Labho Yar..

1 Sardar Shadi ke Movie Per

1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,

Achank zor zor chiLLane laga: Oey, Ooye KHOTIYA, Signature na karin Na

Oy Oy Na Ooe Oye na karin KANJRA…

Kamre me achanak BV aai to apne shohar ki ye aawazen sun kar boli:

kon c FiLam vaikh raey Oo g?

Sardar: Apni shadi di.:-D 😀

1st button of your shirt

If the 1st button of the shirt is wrongly put

All the rest r surely crooked Always b careful on ur 1st step.

Rest will itself come correct.

Silently Take and Leave

“If one day we all are allowed to put our troubles across the table
and exchange those,
After few moments every one would silently take his own and leave…”:)

Life is short

Life is short there is no time

to leave imprtant words unsaid

Jise Hum Roz Ginte Hain

Tmhari yaad bhi ae dost kisi Muflis ki Poonji hy ,
Jise Ham sath Rakhte Hein, Jise Ham Roz Ginte Hein…

Magar Bewafa Nahi.

Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Par DiL Ki Dawa Nahi

Door Wo Mujse Hai Par Mai Khafa Nahi

MaLoom Hai Ab B Pyar Karta Hai Mujse

Wo Thora Sa Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.

Funny Police Sms

Police wala apne SON se.

School se apka result acha nai aya

is liy tmhara kal se Khel & T.V band.

Son. Ye lo 50 ka note or mamla yehi rafa dafa kro

When Person Love

A lesson in psychology

when some1 laughs to much even on stupid things, be sure that person is sad deep inside…

when some1 sleeps a lot, be sure that person is lonely…

when some1 doesn’t talk much ‘n if he talks, he talks fast, be sure that person keeps secrets…

& when some1 asks about you although that person is busy, be sure that persn loves you..

Compromises in Life

If every one is Happy with U….

Then Surely U hav made many Comproises in Ur Life 😀

Allah Ki Mar Ho Yahodiyon Pr

Allah ki mar ho yahodiyon pr,
jinho ny apny anbia ki qabro ko
ibadat gah bana lia.
(Bukhari 426)

4 Pathan Train K Piche

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

Eid Mubarak in Punjabi Style

Waikho yaar is vari v aa hi gai Eid …

Me keya mubarakbad hi de deyan nu …

to ye lo *EID MUBARAK*

Tips for Happy Life

Tips for Happy life

1.Walk for 10-30 min daily.
2. Sit quitely for atleast 10 min daily in isolation.
3. Try to make laugh atleast 3 people daily.
4. Listen to quality music daily to nourish your soul.
5. Live with the 3 Es (Energy,Enthusiasm and Empathy).
6.Drink green tea and plenty of water.
7. Read more books than last year.
8. Life is too short to waste time hating someone.
9. Appreciate your body and its marvels.
10.Eat Breakfst like king,lunch like a prince & dinner like begr.
11.Smile and laugh more often.
12.Do not let an opportunity to hug a frnd.
13.Make peace with your past.

Mana Lon Ga

To Hazar Bar Bhi Rootha To Mana Lon Ga Tujh Ko….!!!

Magar Dekh M0habbaton Me Koi Dusra Shamil Na Ho…!!!

Work in Silence

Work hard in silence,

Let success make the noise

Pilot To Control Room

Pilot 2 Control room
This is  J-327
I am 300 Miles from Pakistan
6000 Feet above Water
with No fuel
Awaiting Instructions
Over
Control room
Kalma perh ley soniya fuel ethey v koi nai te uton light jan da time v ho gaya hai
Over.

A Night Hug Warms The Heart

A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and
A good morning to start your day!

Behan Ki Rukhsati Mein

Behan Ki Rukhsati Mein Uska Chota Bhai Bola: Papa, Baji Ro Rahi Hain Jiju To Nahi Ro Raha?

Papa: Beta, Baji To Gate Tak Royaen Gean Lekin Jiju Qabar Tak Roye Ga

Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si

Horan Wangu Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si
Ishq Da Boota Apne Hathi Vadd Vi Sakde Si
Ki Kariye Majboori Nahi Kamjori Aa Oh Sadi
Nahi Tan Duniya Vangu Ohnu Chhad Vi Sakde Si…

Chappal Ache Hai

A Girl enters the class with her new sandal.

Boys: Chappal achhe hai

Girl: Nikalu kya?

Then all the Boys in chorus: Lo kar lo baat

Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!!

4 Pathan Eik Sath

4 pathano ne mil kr petrol pump khola
1 b custmer nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump 2nd floor pr tha
Phir 4ron ne usi floor pe resturent khola
1 b custmr nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump ka board nhe htaya
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Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li
1 b swari nhe mili
Q?
2pathan aage or 2 pechy beth kr swari dhund rahy thy
Taxi kharab ho gai
4ron ny khub dhaka lgaya
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Mgr taxi wahi ki wahi khari rahi
Q?
2pechy sy or 2 aagy sy dahka lga rahy thy
Geo pathan

Male Of Duck

Teacher:

Who Is The Male Of Duck?

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Sardar:

Frog

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Teacher:

Why?

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Sardar:

Because Frog Is

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“MANDUCK”:-

Unke Intezaar Mein

Woh sochte hain hum sari raat unke intezaar me hote Hain…..!

Unse kehna Aisa time Na aya hai na aye ga,

hum tou dosry jaanu sath FB par hote hain

Mere Muqaddar mein nahi Likha

DUA Ay ALLAH Jo mere muqaddar me nahi likha
us ki koshish or tamanna mein mujhe mubtla na krna
or jo taqdeer mein likh dia hai usay asan bana dy
Ya ALLAH Muje us kam k lye fursat fraham krna
jis kam k lye tuny muje paida kya or
us kam me mashgol na hony dena jiski
zimydaari tuny khud li hy Ya ALLAH
Mujhe shukr krne ki taufeeq ata frma Or
emaan pe zindagi or emaan pe mout ata frma AMEEN

AJ YAD ßOHOT

“AJ YAD ßOHOT”
“TuM AYE HO”

Aj halki halki ßarish thi
Aj sard hawa ka raqs ß tha

Aj phool ß nikhry nikhry thy,
Aj un me tera aks ß tha,

Aj ßadal ß kaly gehry thy,
Aj chand pe lakhon pehry thy,

Tazkiry teri yadon k,
ßari dair se dil me thehry thy,

Jo kehna tha wo keh na saky,
Jo sun’na tha wo sun na saky

Hum gongy hen hum ßehry hen
Kuch zakham ßohot hi gehry hen

Youn lagta he aj dil mery me
Tum hi tm samae ho
“AJ YAD ßOHAT Tm Ay ho:-

Prophet*s Way Of Eating Dates

Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)
on the Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates

Urdu Fool Sms- teri aik baat

Teri ek Baat Pata Lagi Hai, Zara Free Ho Kr Call Karna.. Ok?

Sent:15-01-20104:49 pm

Sab Ko Farward Kro,Dekhna Kitne Log Pura SMS Nahi parte.

Qaid ho jatey hain

Qaid ho jatey hain ye keh kar parindey aakhir

bhook lagti ho tau pinjra nahi dekha jaata..”

All Stages of Life

Everyone has a BEST FRIEND
during each stage of life,

But Only lucky ones have
the same friend in all stages of life

Mohabbat aur Nafrat

Sirf Ehsaas badal jatay hain aur kuch nahi..!

Warna mohabbat aur nafrat to ek he dil se hoti hai….

Happy Friendship To All

Make a heart that never breaks,
Make a touch that never pains,
Make a smile that never fade,
Make a friend that never Ends.
Happy friendship to all …

Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.

Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.

Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.

Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai…

To do great things

if you cannot do great things,

do small things in a great way

-Napolean hill