Saturday, January 31, 2009

Tere Saath Ho

Zawaal yeh hai ke tera saath nahin,….!!!


Kamaal yeh hai ke jee rahi hoon……!!!

Wen sum1 toches U

Wen sum1 toches U & U don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance!


Wen sum1 toches U & U feel it, it’s Luv!


Wen nobody toches U & still U feel!


Nas ja putter jin e:-)

Friday, January 30, 2009

To Kya Karoge

Best Gazal


Jab Guzar Jayegi Bahaar To Kya Karoge,


Yaad Aayega Mera Pyar To Kya Karoge,


Sataty Ho Aise Jaise Ajnabi Hoon Main,


Jab Roothy Gy Tum Se Yaar To Kya Karoge,


Apnaoge Kisi Aur Ko Mujhe Tanha Chhor Kar,


Usay Hoga Na Tum Se Pyar To Kya Karoge,


Aakhir Laut K Aaoge Tum Meri Raahon Par,


Phir Milega Na Pehla Pyar To Kya Karoge,


Abhi To Hansty Ho Meri Wafaaon Par, =dost=


Phir Rona Bhi Hoga Bekaar To Kya Karoge .

Bazi Palat Jaye

Kabhi yun Bhi Ho ke Baazi Palat Jaaye Saari


Use Yaad Sataye Meri Aur Mai Sukoon Se So Jaau

May Flowers Always Line

*Aslam-o-Alekum!*
*EID MUBARAK*
May Flowers Always Line Your
Path And SUNSHINE Light your
Day……
May Songbirds
Serenade you Every
Step Along the Way…
May A RAINBOW Run Beside You
In A Sky Thats Always Blue….
And May Happiness Fill
You Heart Each Day
You Whole life Through…

Degrees Of Girl

Degrees Of Girl!!


B.A= Beautiful Angel,
B.E= Beautiful Eyes
B.sc= Beautiful Structure,
B.L= Beautiful Lips,
MBA= Marriad But…

Siwaye Apne Rab Ke

Siwaye Apny Rab k kisi sy Umeed na Rakhna


Aur Apny Gunaah k siwa kisi cheez sy khof mat khana


HAZART ALI (R.A)


SUBHANALLAH !!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

khwabon ki tabeer

Kash mil jaye kabi khwabon ki tabeer mujy,


“GHALIB”


Aankh khultay hi tujhy samnay baitha dekhun… ¥~¥*GOOD*¥~¥ Morning

Bikne Wale Aur Bhi Hain

Bikne Wale Aur Bhi Hain, Jaa Kar Kharid Lo…


BEWAFA


Ham Log KEEMAT Se Nahi, KISMAT Se Mila Karte Hain___

Courage Is Like Love

Courage is like love;
it must have hope for nourishment.

Hum Se Bichar K

Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz


Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath …

Muhabat Ho Rahi Thi

Unhain mujh say mohabt ho rahi thi..
.
.
Na khulti aankh to bas ho gayi thi…!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Jashny Eid MILADUN

’*¤* Jashny *¤*
*%*¤* EID *¤%*
*%*E*%*
*¤*MILADUN*¤*%
*¤*%NABI*%¤*
*¤*MUBARAK*¤*
*%*Allah pak ap k*
*%*Kam me*%*
*%*Mam me*%*
*%*Ezzat me*%*
*%*Sehet me*%*
*%*Umar me*%*
*%*Ghar me*%*
*%*Dafter me*%*
*%*Elm me*%*
*%*Rizq me*%*
*%*Aaj me*%*
*%*Kal me*%*
*%*Shehir me*%*
*%*Mulk me*%*
*%*Barkat*%*
*%*Aur*%*
*%*Afiyat*%*
*%*Ata farmay*%
*%*Aamen*%*
Remember me in ur
*%*Prayers*%*’

Cinderella And A Prince

Can any one give the answer of this question If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off?


Meeesni ny prince jo phasana tha:P:-D

Ramzan Mubarak

Wishing u a month of


4 weeks of rehmat 30 days of ebadat


720 hrs of BARKAT


43200 min of QABOLIAT


2592000 sec of MAGHFIRAT. Ramzan MUBARAK 😀

Pepsi 65 Ki

Kash Zardari ke Baap ki shadi pe pepsi 65 ki ho jati..
Jis ko samjh aaya wo forward karain baqi light aye to Pogo dekhain.
:-p

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cousin Ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

Friday, January 23, 2009

Jab Insan Har

Jab insan har kisi se chup k gunah karta hai, to ALLAH farmata hai,
“Aay Ibn-e-Adam..Tujhe tamam rishton main sab se ziada mai hi haqeer nazar aaya k sab k dar se chup k gunah karna gwara kia, sirf MUJH (ALLAH) Se chupana gawara na kia
(Hadees-E-Qudsi)

BARISH me ye DAROODePAk

BARISH me ye DAROODePAk perne se her Qatre k badle 1 neki milti hai


“ALLAHUMMA SALLI ALA SAYYIDINA WAMAULANA


MUHAMMADIN WA’ALA AALI MUHAMMADIN BI


ADADI QATARATIL ADADI QATARATIL AMTAAR”

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Plate of Life Full With Juicy Kababs

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kababs &


tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.


With best wishes :) 😀 :)

Jungle me Sher a Jaye Tu

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?


Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga


Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?


Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga


Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .


Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o… 😕

Full of Doubts

The whole problem with the world


is that fools and fanatics are always


so certain of themselves, but wiser people


so full of doubts.

Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai

Customer: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?


Salesman: 500 Rs.


Customer: Itna sasta


Salesman: China ka hai….Koi gurantee nahi,


ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de

Life Like Chess Match

No one ever won a chess match by making only forward moves,


just like in life,


sometimes you have to move backward to take a better step forward.

Urdu shab e barat Quotes

Ya ALLAH Shabe Barat Ki Mubarak Raat
K Sadke Humain Baksh De
Aur Humari Duain Qabool Farma.
Meri Taraf Se Ap Sab Ko
Shabebarat Ke Mubarik Ho..


(Urdu shab e barat Quotes)

Faraz funny light sms

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.


Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena


Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”


BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena   😀

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Throw Flowers

If u r in a war, instead of throwing a grenade at the enemy, throw flowers. It may stop them n they may start thinking abt love, peace, harmony n consider war destructive. And while they r thinking abt this,
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Throw a grenade…! :p 😀

To My Sweet And Loving Friends

Alone I can Say!
But Together We Can Talk!


Alone I can SMILE
But Together We Can LAUGH


Alone I Can Enjoy
But Together We Can Celebrate


Thats The BEAUTY OF FRIENDSHIP


WE ARE NOTHING WITHOUT EACH OTHER


To my sweet & loving friends

Hum Ishq Se Waqif Hein

Hum Ishq Se Waqif Hein Tu Bus Etna…!


AaGhaz Halakat Hai Anjaam Khuda Jaaney

Uff Plzz Plzz Aur Karo Naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
.
,
ho gaya na suitcase bann

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

GØ£DEN TIP§

*GØ£DEN TIP§*


*Qurän ki Tilawat kiya käro Bèshak Qurän Apne Parhnay waloon ki Qyamat k Din Sifarish karega*


**Paon beshak Phisal jaye,
Lekin
Zaban ko Phisalne na do**


***Aaj Amal hai
Hisab nahi,
Lekin
kal Hisab hoga Amal nahi***


**Jhoot bol k Jeet jane say Such bol k har Jana behter
hai**

Phone Na Kiya Kro Dear

Wo Kehti Hai


Phone Na Kiya Kro DEAR


Mama Hoti Hai NEAR


Papa Se Lgta Hai FEAR


Bat Nhi Hoti CLEAR


Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy EAR


Is Liye FB use Karo


DEAR

Monday, January 19, 2009

Never believe in your hand lines

Never believe what the lines of your hand predict about your future, because people who don’t have hands also have a future… Believe in yourself…

Definition of EX

Definition of EX


EX means thanks for the EXperience


your time has EXpired


now EXit my life

Hadis E Pak

Hadis e Pak
1 Musalman dosry Musalman ka bhai hay wo na tu us par zulm karta hay na (mushkil halaat main) usy beyar o madadgar chorta hay

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Lutf e Jannat Bhi

Sauz-e-Dozakh Bhi Hai, Lutf-e-Jannat Bhi….!


Hayee…!!


Kiya Cheez Hai Mohabbat Bhi…!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Love to walk In any Season

I love walking in rain so that nobody can see my tears


I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see that i m smoking


I love walking in any season because petrol is now Rs. 105 per litre !!

Muhabat Hai Aqeedat Hai

Muhabat hai, Aqeedat Hai, Inayat Hai,Ya ulfat Hai__?


Nazar Mein Jab Se Aaey Ho, Nazar Kuch Bhi Nahi Aata___!!!

Hates for no reason

When someone hates u for no reason


slap him in the face, and he will hate u for a reason

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Lets Welcome The Year

Lets welcome the year
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar

Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain,


Un k liye Itlaan Arz hai k wo aram karain


kion k mera aaj ghar se bahir nikalnay


ka koi irada nahin hai :-)

A Friend Is One

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

Phone for humans

If you design a phone for humans,
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
why dont you show some humanity while pricing it? :/ =P =D

Monday, January 12, 2009

Xams Sms

eXams are there, at the paper u stareeXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Ache Logo Sa Dosti

Hamesha sachy “LOGON” se Dosti rakho..


Q k wo “ACHAY” Dino me “sarmaya” aur


“Burey” dino men “Muhafiz” hoty han.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

BADAL GAYA ZAMANA

MUJHE GHAM NAHI KISI KA JO BADAL GAYA ZAMANA


MERI ZINDAGI HAY TUM SE KAHIN TUM BADAL NA JANA

Pyar kiYa to Darna kia

Usne mje Raat ko Qabrustan me Akele Chor dya
Ye kah kar


.


.


Jub Pyar kiYa to Darna kia ?
(,”)/’
,/) ) Ammiiiiiii..
_/_/.. Bachao…!

Flying Papers Multi Colours Of Balloon

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

tension rishtedaran

Pdayi mein ni karda


tension rishtedaran


nu hoyi jandi AAA

Lifes Critical Decision

Dont make lifes critical decision on the basis of your mood.
A mood is a dangerous state of mind
because it can crush reason under the weight of feeling.

Allah and Desire

A man said to the Prophet (peace be upon him),


As Allah and you desire.


The Prophet (peace be upon him) said:


Do you make me a rival to Allah?


Say: What Allah alone desires.


-Musnad Ahmad ibn Hanbal, vol. 1, p. 214

Saturday, January 10, 2009

What is self insult

What is self insult ?????
.
.


An angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai
.
.
.


Pappu(sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir…
.
.
.
.


Boss: Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot
.
.
.
Meri taraf Dekho

Japanese Psychology

‘Japanese Psychology’
The 3rd letter of your name shows yr character. Check  what’s yours?
A: Gifted
B: Loved by all
C: Innocent
D: Talented
E: Good but hurts
F: Feels for others
G: Logical thinking
H: Calm
I: Respected
J: Enjoys life
K: Loveable
L: Funny
M: Great person
O: Supportive
P: Smiling
Q: Cool
R: Unpredictable
S: Caring
T: Geniune
U: Practical
V: Genius
W: Angry
X: Takes it easy
Y: Intelligent
Z: Jovial.

Tumhary “KHWAB” Sajany Me

PARVEEN SHAKIR


Tumhary “KHWAB” sajany me lutf aata hay,


K apna aap “JALANY” me lutf aata hay,


Khuda se apne liye “MAANGTi” hon jab tujh ko,


Mujhy ye “HATH” othany me lutf aata hay,


Teri “YAAD” me bas jaagty rahein shab bhar,


Khud apni “NEEND” churany me lutf aata hay,


Teri “ZAAT” se hay be_panah “PIYAR” hamein,


Tumhary “NAAZ” othany me lutf aata hay..!?

Friday, January 9, 2009

Rab wo fitna saz

Aaina Rakh Ke Samnay Ya Rab Wo Fitna Saz


Tarmeem Ker Raha Hai Tere Shahkar Ki

shughli totkay

Agr gosht main dalny k liay kuch na milay to…


Ap BHANGRA dal lain;-)


(,”)/ ) ) dang dang /__ dangggg…


” Zubaida aapa” k shughli totkay..

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Update status In Facebook

Facebook Saves Life..!!


A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide..!! :O


Train was Coming Closer and
He Suddenly came out of the track and Said,
.
.
.
Oh Shitt !!


Forgot to Update status In Facebook


That I m Gonna Die..!!” 😛 😀

A Slient Night

A silent night, a star above,


a blessed gift of hope and love.


A blessed Christmas to you

Treat with Sincerety

“Treat everyone with sincerety..


Even those who r not sincere to u..


Not because they r not nice,


But!!


Because!!!


u r nice…. :) good mornig

Azad Bharat Ke Nalayak Jawano

Azad bharat ke nalayak jawano,
Agar aaj Valentines Day,
Ya Friendship Day hota to inbox full hota,
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL NATION

apnon se chahat ka

MujHe aksar apnon se chahat ka shikwa rehta hai
..,’WASI’..,


Kyun k kabhi apnon ne chaha nahi mujhe apnon ki tarah..!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Strongest person in the world

If friendship is your weakest point
then U are the strongest person
in the world. by Abraham Lincoln

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Sare Mosam Ro Pare

Iss Dafa Barshein Rukti He Nahi Faraz,


Hum Ne Ansu Kia Piye Sare Mosam Ro Pare !!!!

Childish But Awesome Memories

In Memory Of The 90s


When The Most Popular Games Were Chupan Chupai, Baraf Pani & Oonch Neech


When The Best Delights Were Polka Popcorns, Jubilee & Mitcheles Tofee


When Pepsi Was Worth Rs.5


When Watching 7:30am Cartoons Before School On PTV & At 7pm Ninja Turtles, Captain Planet and Tom & Jerry


When People Go Home Earlier Than Usual To Watch India-Pak Cricket Matches


When We Were Not Allowed To Watch Movies But We Managed It Anyway


When Our Best Asset Was Bubble Gummer Shoes


When Getting Rs.50 Eidi Meant U Were Rich


When Decisions Were Made By Akkarr Bakkarr Bambay Bow


When The Worst Nightmares Were Injections, Dark Rooms & Qari Sahib


When Wonder Bread’s BMX Cycle Was A Source Of Jealousy In The Entire Muhalla


When, While Playing Cricket, Rule Was: Ghar Main Janay Ka Out & Jo Maaray Ga Wo Le Kar Aaye Ga


Aaahhh…!!!
Childish But Awesome Memories.. :-(

The Most Strongest people

Did u know that the people who seem the strongest are usually the most sensitive?
Did u know that the people who exhibit the most kindness are usually the 1st to get mistreated?
Did u know that the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it


the most?
Did u know the 3 hardest things to say are: I Love u,
Im Sorry & Help Me?
Be kind, to every1 u meet as u may never know who is fighting which battle & when…

Monday, January 5, 2009

Teri Aarzoo

Hum teri aarzoo main jeetey hain
Ye nahi hai tu zindagi nahi…:-(

Wife you want

What type of Husband / Wife you want?


1) Loveable
2) Rich
3) Beautiful/ Handsome
4) Caring
5) Helpful
6) Intelligent
7) Respected
8) Literate
9) Stylish
10) Talkative
11) Romantic

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Janat Ki Arzoo

Janat Ki Arzoo Main Kahan Ja Rhy Hain Log….
Janat To Karbala Main Khareedi HUSSAIN(a.s) Ny….
Duniya-o-Akhrat Main Jo Rehna Ho Chain Sy….
Jeena ALI(a.s) Sy Seekho Marna HUSSAIN(a.s) Sy…

Night Wish Sms

,,,” Night Wish “,,,
Jis Khuwab Mein Ho jaye Didar-e-Mustafa (P.B.U.H) Haasil,,,
Aye Rab Kabhi Humko Bhi Wo Neend Sula dy….!!!
(Ameen)

Chahaton ka Wajood

TOOT sa gaya hai meri Chahaton ka wajood


Ab koi Acha bhi Lagay to Men Izhar nhin krti.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Inspires a lot

Expect more from yourself than from others
because expectation from others hurts a lot
while expectation from yourself inspires a lot.

Friday, January 2, 2009

I LOVE YOU Allah Sy Kaho

I LOVE YOU
Allah Sy Kaho!
.
I MISS YOU
Namaz Sy Kaho!
.
I BELIEVE YOU
Quran Sy Kaho!
.
I TRUST YOU
Rasool Sy Kaho!
.
I HATE YOU
Gunah Sy Kaho!
.
I AM MUSLIM
Fakhar Sy Kaho!
.
NAMAZ QAIM KRO
Sub Sy Kaho!

Eid ka Chand

Ek Lamhe Ko Mai Ne Tujhe Dekha Tha
Umr Bhar Meri Nazar Mai Na Jacha Eid Ka Chand

Her lamha pane ke Dua

Dil mera hr lamha jisy panay ki dua krta hy,
Wo Misl-e-khushboo meri sanson men bsa karta hy,
Usk lehjy sey gulaabon ki mehak aaati hy,
Bat krta hy to waqt rukka krta hy,
Sochta hon keh ikk bar bewafaai karon,
keh Men bhi dekhun k wo kaisy wafa karta hy.???
Happy Vallentine day

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Baadlon se milta julta

special for u! Baadlon se milta julta mizaj tha mere yar ka.


faraz


kabi toot k bars gya kabi be rokhi se ghozr gya

Unhe Dekh Kr Ye Tarap Hui

Abi Is Taraf Na Nigah Kr
Me GhazaL Ki PaLkein Sanwaar Lon
Mera Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina
USY Aainey Me Utaar Lon
Me Tamam Shab Ka Thaka Hua
woh Tamam Shab Ka Jaga Hua
Zara Theher Ja Isi Mor Pr
usk Sath Sham Guzaar Lon
Agr Aasman Ki Numaishon Me
Mujhe b Izn-e-Qayam Ho
To Me Motiyon Ki Dukaan Se
uski baliaan usk haar Lon
Kuch Ajnabi usk Sheher k
Mere Paas Se yun Guzar Gaye
Unhe Dekh Kr Ye Tarap Hui
uska Naam Le k Pukaar Lon!!

Khawboon se nafrat hai

Kisi Ko Neend Aati Hai Magar Khawboon Se Nafrat Hai,


Kisi Ko Khawab Piyare Hain Magar Woh So Nahi Sakty.

Life is Like Page

Life is like a NOVEL and every day is a new page..


So if a page is SAD Next will be happy..


So Don’t worry turn the page and enjoy the life

And The Night Stand Near

n d nite
stand near d window, Look at d sky there will b 2 stars twinkling brightly,
U know wat they r? They r my hands praying 4 u.

1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha, PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me T...