Funny Husband wife Conversation

Husband biwi se Phone par:

“Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?”

Biwi (ghussay se):
“Zeher”

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Neche se bahir nikalo

Old is gold.

Dost: Biwi se jhagda hua tha na solve hua kya ???

Santa: Haan meri biwi Ghutno pe chal ke aayi thi mere pass

Dost: Ohh Kya bola???

Santa: Boli palang ke niche se bahar nikalo .

Ab nhi marungi

Difficult to love

Sometimes people r so assumptious.

u try to be sweet,they interpret it as flirting.

u try to be nice,they say u want something in return.

u try to make them smile,they think ur annoying.

u try to be confident & comfortable,they say ur arrogant.

U try to show that u like them, they say ur just playing around.

In such an assumptious world,

No wonder it is so difficult to love, care and live..

Imam-Ul-Ambia

Imam-Ul-Ambia

Hazrat MUHAMMAD S.A.W.W

Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Hoa Dekha

AAP S.A.W.W Ne Usey Utha Kar

Saaf Kiya Or Kha Liya Or Farmaya:

Ay “AISHA”

Izzat Dar Cheez Ki Izzat Karo

Jab “ALLAH AZZUWAJAL”

Kisi Qoam Ka Rizq Chhin Leta Hai To Wapis Nahi Karta

(“IBN-MAJA”)

Jild No-2

Hadees-1142.

Subha Bakhair

Kambal ki Lambai

Saari Raat Guzar jati hai isee Kashmakash main ay faraz,

K Kambal ki Lambai konsi hai aur Chorai konsi hai
Hahahahahaha

HAPPY WINTER:-)

Every Bad Situation Will Have Something Positive

Every bad situation will have something positive…
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK….

Meri Attendance reh gai

He Came. . .
I Ignored him, he addressed. . .

I kept Quiet, he began to Speak..
I didn’t Listen, he sp0ke 2 h0urs for me but I didnt listen..

And then. . .

He began to Leave. .
I Realized the Loss. . .
And I Shouted.. SIRRRRR…!!
Meri Attendance reh gai… 😀 😛

Every Sunset Gives Us

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck for your interview.

Dard ki Shiddat

Zakhm Dey K Na Pooch Dard Ki Shiddat

Dard To Dard Hai

Thoda Kya-Zyada Kya.

Ik Sardar Footboll Ki Team

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that…….wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

Greatest Lie in School

The Greatest Lie I ever Heard in School
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Bas 12th tak padhai kar lo,

uske baad to aish hi aish hai

Dunya ka Ameer shakhs

HAZRAT ALI (A.S)
se kisi ne poocha k Dunya ka sub se Ameer Admi kon hy?

To AAP ne farmaya
“Dunya ka Ameer shakhs woh hy jis k
Dost Mukhlis hon”.

A.A, Gud Morng n hav a vry blessed day!

Insan ka mizaaj

“Jb tm kisi Insan ka mizaaj parhna chaho to us se mshwra lo. Tm us k mashwry sy uska Insaf, Zulm, Neki, Badi sub jan jao gay”

Main paper Khali Chor Aya

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Send free Sms to Daddy

Dads never grow old
They just watch us grow old
Happy Fathers Day

Zubaan ke Taizi

Apni Zubaan ki Taizi Us “MAA” per Mat Aazmzo,

Jisna Tumhein Bolna Sikhaya

Hazart ALI (R.A)

I Am New To This City

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

Haseen pal Mein

Kah dena Meethi Neend sonay walay ko,

Koi Udas ha tery bin raat k is Hassen pal main b!

School life at its best

Announcement in a SCHOOL:

Students who have Parked their cycles in front of the Gate, Plz move their cycles to the Parking area !!

After 30 mins another announcement: The 400 students who went to move 10 cycles plz come back to classes!

THATS SCHOOL LIFE AT ITS BEST!

Funny heroin Sms

Night was dark,

Moon was high,

Boy stopped bike,

Girl ask WHY?

He came close,

She felt shy,&

He said:”Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

BED K Niche Se

Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui

2nd dost:Han Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi

1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?

2nd:Yehi K BED K Niche Se Nikal Ao Kuch Nai Kahun gi

Muhammad (S.A.W) name

MUHAMMAD (S.A.W)

kitna piyara name hai

Mooh se pura Lafz Nikalta nai k

Hont Ek dosre ko 2 dafa chum lete hain.

(TRY IT)

December Hosh Ker

DECEMBER hosh kr pagal, ye tujhko kya hua akhir,

Bina brse guzar jana, teri aadat na thi pehle..

Ishq ni asan

Ye ishq nahe asaan bs itna smjh lijiey

ek aag ka darya hae or doob k jana hae…

Facebook Addict

If i was not at facebook i would

have been at Microsoft -Mark ZuckerBerg

If i was not at facebook i also would

have been at microsoft – Facebook Addict

Tujh Mere jaise

A girl:-Tuje mere jaisi
ladki kabi nahi mil skti

Boy: Chill sweet heart
jab mujhe tu hi pasand nahi to tere
Jaisi DHUNDU Q ?…. =)) =D

Urrty Hoe Prindee

Kal Shaam mujh Urrty hovy prindoun ny

naseeht ki hai…..

Bohat sham ho jaye to apny b sath chor jaty hein……!!!!!

It Is Not A Lack Of Love

It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Best Break Up Ever

Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.

Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!:-D

Khreed Lo GHALIB

Bikny Waaly Or bhi hen Jaa Kr Khreed Lo GHALIB

Ham Log Qeemat Sy Nahen, Qismat Sy Mila Krtey

In Soft Gleaming Of Stars

In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….

Fair & Lovely Ke Ad Ma

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Smile is Best One

A Smile is the best one

which is on others face but created by YOU!

Wrong caller

Wrong Number: Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?

Admi: Haan chal raha hay, Ap kon??

Caller: To phir pakar lo. Warna bhaag jayega. 😛

Again call…

Caller: fridge hai??

Admi gusse sy: nhi hai

Caller: kaha tha na pakar lo varna bhaag jae ga 😀 😀

Have a back up

Before a break up

always have a back up

When An Angel Came To Me

When an angel came to me,
He asked: What is your wish for tonight?
I said Please take care of the person
whos reading this message.
Good night!

Warq Warq Pe Teri Ibarat

Warq Warq Pe Teri Ibarat, Tera Fisana, Teri Hkayat Kitab-e Hasti Jahan Se Kholi, Teri Mohabat Ka Baab Nikla

Aap Bare BEWAQUF HO

Aap bare BEWAQUF
HO.
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Jab oper bata dia ha to
neechay kia certifcate
Lenay aye ho

Naya saal aayega

Aaj k baad naya saal aayega
Bapu ne bola hai k network jam hoga
to apun aajhi vinamrata se wish kar rela hai
bole to Happy New year

Beete Pal

Mil k bicharana dastur hai Zindgi ka …

EK yahi qissa mashhoor hai zindgi ka..

Beete hue pal kabi laut kr nai aate….

yehi sab se bara qasur hai zindgi ka…

Wo Kaha Karta Tha

Wo kaha karta tha
Jab Mein tujhy bhoolunga

To wo din zindagi ka
Akhri din ho ga

Us raat taaray Na chamkaingy
Us subha Suraj na Nikley ga

Wo kaha karta tha Meri har
Saans se Tu wabasta hai

Aaj jab us Ne rasta badla
Tou Yaad aya
Wo kaha karta tha

Mere Dosti Tum Wafa

Meri Dosti se tum wafa karna

Mujhe dil se na tum juda karna

Meri har sans me bus jao tum

Khushbo ban kar tum mila karna

Bhula don teri Dosti me duniya

Phir tum bhi apni Dosti ki intaha karna

Zindagi ki har khushi ka tum sahara ho

Tum ko mumkin nahi dil se juda karna…!

Sirf Line Maro Yaar

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar

Halki Halki Barish

“Aaj Halki Halki Barish Hai”

Aaj Sard Hawa Ka RaQs B Hai”

Aaj Phool Bhi Nikhrey Nikhrey Hain”

“Aaj Un mein Tera Aks B Hai”

Aaj Badal Kaley Gehrey Hain”

“Aaj Chand Pe Lakhon Pehrey Hain”

“Kuch Tukrey Teri Yadon Ke

Bari Der Se Dil Mein Thehrey Hain”

Aaj Zehan Pe Tum Hi Chaye Ho

Aaj

YAAD Bohat TUM AAye Ho..HAPPY RIM JHIM

Awesome Good Night Sms

Life had many sleepless nights
Never saw u in my sight,
My love is like sunlight
My love don?t fight,
Now good night

Beautiful Sms For All Muslims

..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
Emaan or Emaan Dari me BeMisaal ho?
Jo
Fatah k bad Dushmn k liye Muafi ka Elan kre?
Jo
Taqat Rkhne k Bawjod b Badla na le?   ..HE KOI AISA..
Jise
Lahu Luhan kiya jay or Wo Badle Me DUA de?
Jise
Us k Jani Dushman b Sadiq or Ameen kahen?   ..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
Badshah ho phir b 3,3 Din tak jis k Ghr cholha na jale?
Jo
Malik ho k b Gulam ko Swari pe bithaye or Khud Pedal chale?    ..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
PAK or MASOOM ho Phir B Raat Raat bhr RUB ki
Hmd-o-Sna
Kre?
Karorron
Durud aur Salaam Mere AAQA MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) pr Jo Apni Misaal Ap hain.
“SUBHAN ALLAH”

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bismilla kraan !

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main

sadqy jawan !

Tu$$¡

Jaag gay o !

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tehr jao !

menu gööd mörning

ty wish kr len 2..

Tanu lakh lakh

GÖÖD MÖRNNNNiNGÄn Jeee:-

Some word counting of QURAN PAK

>> QURAN PAK

“ALEF” 48872 itni baar aya hai

“Ba” 11228

“Ta” 1199

“Sa” 1276

“Jee” 3273

“Ha” 973

“KHA” 2416

“DAAL” 5642

“ZAAL” 4697

“RA” 11793

Hasb e Zarurat

Wo iss andaz ki mujh sy mohabbat chahta hai

Merey har khawab par apni hakumat chahta hai

Wo kehta hai mein uss ki zarurat bn chuka hun

Toh goya wo mujay hasb-e-zarurat chahta hai

Bathroom Me Tilawat

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha
,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,
logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room
me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

Barish Ka Paani Main

Bachpan ki wo ameeri na jane kaha Kho gayi   Dost
jab barish k paani me hamare bhi jahaz chala krte thay..

Iftaar Party

In the currunt situation of country,I have decided to support only one party and the name of party is
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Chiken biryani

Sardar gussey se: ‘Waiter! Chiken biryani me chiken hi nahi hain?’

Waiter: Sahab, gulab jamun mein kaun sa gulab hota hain…?

Sardar: Haan yar sorry…!!

Best Frindship Sms

Suppose its my birthday & u r invited.
But u have just
Rs. 10/-
To buy a gift 4 me
what will u buy?
Reply must…
No reply means no care!:-(

Zikar-e-Nikah

December To Giyaa Ashqioo Ab Kise Koso ge

Shaadiyan To Unki B Ho Gaen Jinko Na Tha Aql-o- Shuoor

Apna Toh Yeh Saal Bhi Guzar Geya Zikr-e-Nikah karte Karte

Facebook Saves Life

Facebook Saves Life 😀

A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide..!! :O

Train was Coming Closer and

He Suddenly came out of the track and Said,
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Oh Shitt. Forgot to Update status In Facebook

That I m Gonna Die..!! 😛 😀

Ring De Do

Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko

dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi

Sheikh:

Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-

A Ring Is Round

A ring is round
and has no end
and thats how long
i will be your friend

Mean of I am going

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.

Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.

:D=)) Lolzzz

what’s your sign meaning sms

NEVER reject 3 people:
LEO, GEMINI, AQUARIOUS.
They are sensitive, true, honest friends!!
NEVER believe in 3 people:
SAGITTARIUS, SCORPIO,ARIES.
They are the most selfish &
mean!!
NEVER lose 3 people:
TAURUS, CANCER,CAPRICORN.
They are the most sincere & true lovers!!
NEVER leave 3 people:
VIRGO, LIBRA,PICES.
They can keep secrets, friendship, they can never see your tears!!
What’s your sign??;-:)

durood sharif se faaida

Huzoor nabi akram(s.a.w.w) farmaya Allah taala ne 1 farishta paida kia,is ka 1 baazu mashriq me hai aur 2usra baazu magrib me,is ka sar arsh k niche hai aur 2no paaun 7wen zameen tale hen,zameen par aabad makhluq k barabar is k par hen.meri ummat me se koi mard ya aurat jab mujh par durood bhejta hai,to Allah taala ise hukm deta hai,k wo arsh tale waaqe behre noor me gota lagaaen wo gota zan hota hai,phir baahir nikal kar apni baazu yaani par chaarta hai,to iske paron me se qatre girte hen,aur Allah taala har qatre se 1 frishta paida karta hai,jo is k liye qayamat tak dua_e_bakhshish maangta hai::…::

3 FEELINGS

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Mujh se Shadi Kero Ge

Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?

Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?

O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!

Night was dark

Night was dark

Moon was high Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why?

He came close, She felt shy and he said
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DHAKKA MAAR !! Herion petrol khatam ho gaya hai.

Do Not Count What U Have Lost

Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
Because past never comes back
But sometimes future can give
U back ur lost things! good night.

Duniya me Yar

Kia Janiye Kab Kon Hadaf Banaye Mujh Ko..!

Darta Hun Ke Dunya Mein Mere Yaar Bohat Hain…!!

Mein Jis Larki ko chahta tha

1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

usne mujse shadi nahi ki

2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai

1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr

1st.Usne abu se krli.

Nasha e Sharab

Ye Mohobat Bhi Nasha-E-sharab Ha

Karen To Mar Jayen Ch0ren To Kidhar Jayen

Un ke Sitam

Kaash Wo eik Mouka Detay Baat Karnay Ka

“_~$äqì~_”

Hum Unko Bhi Rula Detay Un Kay Sitam Suna Kay…

Golden Sun of Eid Rises

Before the Golden Sun of Eid rises , let me

Decorate all of its rays with wishes of SUCCESS ,

Prosperity and Happiness for U and Urs Family.

Eid Mubarak !!!

Bus Stand in Lahore

At a bus stand in Lahore,

An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:

How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.

Rs. 150/-:p

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay

Boy I Love U

Boy :- i love u.

Girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure.

Girl :- yeah!

Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone.

Girl :- a a i luv u 2.

Expensive Gift

Quotes of Warren Buffet;

1. ON EARNINGS:

Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source.

2. ON SPENDING:

If you buy things you don’t need, soon you’ll have to sell things you need.

3. ON SAVINGS:

Don’t save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings.

4. ON TAKING RISK:

Never test the depth of river with both feet.

5. ON INVESTMENT:

Don’t put all your eggs in a single basket.

6. ON EXPECTATIONS:

Honesty Is a Very Expensive Gift. Don’t expect it from Cheap people…

Plz think about the inside meaning

Be friend with stupid people

Be friend with stupid people.
You will feel like a genius all the time!:D

Baqi 1 Roza Rakhe

Dil ki Gehrayon Se
Eid
ul
Fitr
Ka intzar kren
Or baqi 1 roza rakhain.
SHUKRIYA;-)

zubaida aapa k economical totky

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiye is tarah karne se

biryani kam par sakti hai.
(zubaida aapa k economical totky) . . . . . . . . .