funny pathan sms

Science ke jadeed

Tehqeeq ke Mutabiq

NASWAAR

Se Eye Sight TAIZ Hoti Hai 

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SABOOT

Peshwar Mein Chand 1Din pehle Nazar a JATA HAI

Wish This Day Happy Birthday

May stars shine this day,
may flowers bloom this day,
may birds sing 4 u this day,
may u get everything in ur life which u wish this day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Meri skin bohat soft

Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?

Doctor:
“KUNDI”

Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai

Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak Woh Shokhi-E-Lab Woh Haraf-E-Wafa,
Woh Naqsh-E-Qadam Woh Aks-E-Hina So Bar Jisay Choma Hum Nay,

Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak Woh Gard-E-Alam Woh Deeda-E-Num,
Hum Jis Mein Chupa Ker Rakhty Thy Tasweer Bikharti Yaadon Ki,

Zanjeer Pighalty Waadon Ki Poonji Nakam Iradon Ki,
Ay Teiz Hawa Naraz Na Ho Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak,

Kuch Rezy Naram Sawalon Ke Kuch Dar Anmol Khayalon Ke,
Ek Saccha Roop Haqeeqat Ka, Ek Jhootha Lafz Muhabbat Ka…!!!

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD –

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

Need to Make It

“No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect”
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Happy Independence day.

April Fool Sms

“I LOVE U” Kehne Ka Sub Se Behtar Din Konsa Hota Hai???

Guess?Guess?

Simple1st April Agar Bat Ban Gai To Cool

Warna Keh do BAJI April Fool;-)

Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HUSAIN Main

Kuch Barhami Hai Zara Is Noor-E-Ain Main
Milta Hai Iztiraab Yunhi Dil K Chain Main
Selaab Dekhta Hoon Tou Ata Hai Ye Khyal
Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HUSAIN Main

27th Rajab ki fazilat in urdu

Aaj 27th Of Rajab Hai

Iss Hisab Se Aaj Ki Raat

Shab E Miraj Ki Mubarak Raat Banti Hai

So Sabhi Muslims Ko Shab E Miraj Mubarak Ho

Aur Aaj Ibadat Karte Huay

Duaon Main Mujhay Bhi Yaad Rakhiye Ga

Jawab Phool Se Do

Jab tumhe koi thappar bhi maray

to uska jawab phool se do

Magar phool qabrustan ja kar he dena 😛

Meri mitti ko Khudaya sona kar de

Meri qismat mein bhi aisa koi sajda kar de..!

Jo mere saare gunahon ka madava kar de..!

Saari dunya se chura kar, mujhe APNA kar de..!

Meri mitti ko Khudaya sona kar de..!

Main Tera chahne wala hun mgar hai hasrat…

Jin ko TU chahta hai mujh ko bhi Waisa kar de..!

Ek nazar Apny gunah’gaar pe kar k Mola…

Apni Rehmat ka haqdaar hamesha kar de..!

It Is Always Possible

Be kind whenever possible.
It is always possible.

Very tricky arithmatic Question

Very tricky arithmatic…! Q:

Take 1000 nd add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 nw add 30.. Add another 1000 nw add 20.. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.. what did u get? U got 2 b quick!

Hard Times

Hard Times are like a washing machine,

That Twists, Turns & Knocks us around, but,

at the end,

We come out

Cleanr,

Brighter

& Better than before.

GOOD MORNING

Stuff Hidden On a Cell Phone

How Much Stuff is Hidden On a Cell Phone is Directly Proportionl To…
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How Quickly U Snatch it Back When Someone Takes it :p :DB-):-D

Kiya Janurary Kiya Febuary

Kya January Kya Febuary Hm Kya Karen

November Or December Ko

Jab Tum Sath Hi Nahi Hamary

Toh Aag Lag Jaye Is Calender Ko

gham dene waly

Dil k ghar men basne waly , Ajnabi nai hotey

Har waqt yad Any waly Ajnabi nai hote

Khushi dene wale to apne hote hen par !

Ghum deny wale be Ajnabi nai hote

There Are No Mistakes In Life

From Paulo Coelho’s Novel ‘Warrior of Light’:
“Those who appear in your life whether to help or to harm,are all sent by God. Meet all of them with a peaceful heart but with a warrior s spirit. You will fail many times but in failing, you ll learn and in learning you ll find your way. Remember there are no mistakes in life but only lessons.And lessons will keep on repeating themselves untill learned”…..!!

Stranger last year

Its funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,

can mean so much to you know.

Its terrible that someone who meant sp much to you last year,

can be just a stranger now.

It is amazing what a year can do.

Richest Man

Being the richest man in the cemetery does not matter to me.

Going to bed at night, saying we have done something wonderful

That is what matters to me.

Steve Job
1955-2011

Zardari Funny Sms

A man died & went to heaven. There he saw a large wall of clocks

He asked an angel:Wht r these 4?

Angel answered:These r lie clocksevery person has a lie clock.
Every time when u lie on earththe clock moves.

The man asked:Whose clock is dat?

Angel said:!ts Muhamad Bin Qasim’s.It never m0ved showing that he never lied.

The man asked: Where’s zardari’s clock?

Angel replyd:thats in our office.We use that as a CEILING FAN . . 😀

Human Brain

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Life Sms

Life is Not about the people who act TRUE in front of you,

It is about the People who remain TRUE Behind you

Wife needs a lot of Vitamin

A wife needs a lot of: Vitamin A

Attention, 200/100
Affection, 30/100
Appreciation, 100/100
Assurance, 20/100
Acceptance. 80/100

Total 430/500 Daily Vitamins Needed.

Kick Off Ur Shoes

Kick off ur shoes – take a break
Crank the tunes – dance & shake
Light the candles – cut the cake
Make it a day – that’s simply Great!
Happy B’Day

Man Has His Own Tragedy

Every man has his own tragedy….

BACHELOR :- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti., Taj Mahal banana chahta hun., Magar Mumtaz nahi milti!

LOVER :- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti., Mumtaz mil gai hai., Magar shadi nahi karti!

MARRIED :- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti., Taj Mahal banana chahta hun., Magar Mumtaz nahi marti!

Quaid e Azam Ter Ehsaan

Punjab se, Bengaal se jawaan chal parey
Sindhi Balochi Sarhadi Pathan chal parey …

Ghar baar chor ke sar-o-samaan chal parey
Sath apne Muhajir liye Quran chal parey …

Aur Quaid-e-Millat bhi chaley honay ko qurban
Ae Quaid-e-Azam tera ehsaan hai ehsaan …

Pyar Ek Maa Ka Kurbani Hai

Pyar ek maa ka kurbani hai
Jo hakikat mei daya ki rani hai

Pyar uska khatm nhi hota
Zindagi chahei khatm ho jay

Maa ki mamta kbhi nhi marti
Zindagi chaheip moot pajaye

Maa kbhi bhi khta nhi karty
Tum chahe kit ni khtay kardalo

Apne bachcho ko ak maa he jo
Zindagi bhar duway dety hai

Maa ki mamta mile jhan me jise
Wo bade khush nasib hote hai

Jin ki kismat me maa nahi hoti
Wo bade bad nasib hote hai

Sari khushya jhan ki mil kar
Phir bhi wo gam gin hote hai

Un se ulfar karo jahan walo
Wo hi to dar asl me yatim hote hai!!!

Keep Smile and Happy Birthday

Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.

Smile N Happy Birthday..

Urdu Birthday Sms

Superior Example Of Love

Most Superior example of love in My life .

“When apples are 4 & we are 5” Then my motherSays,

“I dont like apples.”

Parda Tu Hosh Walaalon Say

parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai faraz.

be naqaab chaley aao hum tu nashey main hain.

Sardiyon ke Baat

Sardiyoon ki khas baat
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Sardiyoon mai na Garmi nhe lagti
Apko btana mera farz tha

Tere Hisse Ka Waqt

Kya Khoob Kaha Hai Kisi Ne Tujhse Ab Koi Vasta to Nhi Hai,

Lekin Tere Hisse Ka Waqt Aaj Bhi TANHA Guzartahai…

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali 7 CheezaiN:

1.Quran Ki Tilaawat

2.Namaaz Ki Paabandi

3. ALLAH Ka Shukar Ada Karna

4. Majboor Ki Madad Karna

5. GunahoN Se Tauba

6. AzeezoN Se Acha Sulook

7. Subah K Waqt Surah Yaseen Aur Shaam K Waqt Surah Waqia Ki Tilaawat.

(Achi baat phelana bhi sadqa-e-jaria hai)

Zindagi Hasil Kero

Zindagi me jo chaho hasil kr lo,

Bus

Itna khayal rakhna K,

Apki manzil ka Rasta kabhi logon ky

Dilon ko Torta Huwa Na guzry.

Maa poetry wasi shah – Yeh Kamyabian Izat

Yeh Kamyabian Izat Yeh Naam Tum Sey Hai
Khuda Ney Jo Bhi Diya Hai Mukaam Tum Sey Hai

Tumharey Dum Sey Hain Mairey Lahu Main Khiltey Gulab
Mairey Wajood Ka Sara Nizaam Tum Sey Hai

Kahan Bisat Jahan Aur Main Kamsin-o-Nadan
Yeh Mairi Jeet Ka Sab Ahtamam Tum Sey Hai

Jahan Jahan Hai Mairi Dustumni Sabab Main Houn
Jahan Jahan Hai Maira Ahtaraam Tum Sey Hai

How is Life

Someone asked me How is life?

I just smiled and replied,

She is fine 😛

Wapsi Ka Kiraya

(SUNEHRI BAAT)”Agar Kabhi Tum Kisi Se Rooth Kr Duur Jana Chaho

Tou Itni Duur Na Jana”… K, “Wapsi Ka Kiraya mang k ana pare”

Friendship Gold Coin

“LOVE”is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin

BUT,

“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe forever!

Tanhai Ka Ehsas

Phir kahein door se ik baar sada do mujh ko……
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujh ko….,
Tum to samandar ho tumhein meri zarurat kya……
Main to piyasaa
hoon
7-up hi pila do
mujh ko.
ha.ha,ha.ha.
Sohneo
Har sMs Dukhi
naein hunda…!
“(‘-‘)/”
Huuurrrrraah….

KHUBSURAT BAAT

KHUBSURAT BAAT ALLAH TAALA

se mango to behisab mango,

Q K Wo wapsi ka taqaza nhi krta..!! SUBHAN-ALLAH

Good Night

Mohabbat Poetry

Mein Mohabbat Hoon Mohabbat
Kar K DaiKh
Main Mohabbat Na Doon
To Kehna

Main MusKurahat Hoon MujhY
Hans Ker DaiKh
Na SajoOn TerY HontoOn Per
To Khena

Main KhushboO HoOn MujhY
MehsoOs Kar K DaiKh
Na MehKoOn Teri Zindagi Main
To Khena

Main Dil HoOn MujhY
Sun Ker DaiKh
Na DharKoOn TerY Dil Main
To Khena

Main PhoOl HoOn MujhY
Laga Ker DaiKh
Na MehKoOn Din Raat
To Khena

Main Mohabbat HoOn MujhY
Apna Kar DaiKh
Na BanoO’n Main Tera
To Khena

“2 Ajnabi dost”
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From: Jinnu Rider

Love without forgiveness

There is no love without forgiveness

and there is no forgiveness without love

A kanjoos Boy fell

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE wid kanjoos Girl

Girl:Jab Dad so jayenge to mai gali me SIKKA fek dungi,

tum turant andr aa jana.

Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aya.

Girl: Itni der kyo laga di.?

Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.

Girl-pagal wo to DHAAGA BAANDH k feka tha, wapas kheench
liya.

Friends r like fishes

Friends are like fishes
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Meri IzzaT k Liye

” D U A ”
Meray Allah !

Meri IzzaT k Liye Yehi Kafi Hey k Mein Tera Banda Hon …

Aur Merey Fakhar k Liye Yehi Kafi Hey k “Tu” Mera Parverdigar Hey Aur teri Naimton mein sey yehi Naimet mery ly kafi hey k main Muhammad s.a.w.w ka umatti hoon…

“Ya ALLAH teri zaat” vesi Hi Hey Jeisa Mein Chahta Hon,

Bus “Tu” Mujh Ko veisa Bana Dey Jeisa “Tu” Chahta Hey

”Ameen”

Student Aur Kitabain

Dooooooooooor se dekha  to kitaben pari thin,
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Qareeb jane ka to sawaal hi peda nhi hota.

Ye Alfaaz

HuM Kis k hain??

Bas tmHry hi To hain..

un k yEh Alfaazz to Thay

mAgar Ghazab k Thay

Maar se Samjahti Nahi

Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladhki ko
kiss kar raha hai.

PRICIPAL – what is this ?

Teacher – Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha …..;)

Zardari Hazir hy Jurm ki Saza Pane ko

*Shiri Rehman Farmati hy

Zardari Hazir hy Jurm ki Saza Pane ko

Wah Wah

Zardari Hazir hy Jurm ki Saza Pane ko

Lekin Koi

Jutey se Na Mare Mere Diwane ko*

Dard ko Lafzon Mai

Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya**

Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya**

Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya**

Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya

Wat Do U Like In Me

Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatt?
Boy:Yes i like ur eyes.

Respect Who Deserve it

Respect is for those who deserve it,

not for those who demand it

Looking for a Bank

I am looking for a bank

which can perform two things

for me

Give me a loan, and

then leave me alone

Never Say Never

He told me Never say never!
But he just said never….twice?

Meaningful Message For Life

Meaningful message for life:
Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger!!
No ones Love is lesser but our expectations r higher!

Mareez Sms

Mareez:

“Doctor saab mujhe bhool janay ki bemari hai”

Doctor:

“Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?”

Mareez: “Keri Bemari”

Submit By: arslan