Ilzaam e Muhabat

Ab bhi Ilzaam-e-Muhabat hai hamaray sar pe
Ab to Banti bhi nhi yaar, Hamari , Uski…

wipe ur tears

Wenever u want to know how rich u are…

Dont count ur money…
just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands that reach out to wipe ur tears!!!

Positive Thinking

POSITIVE THINKING is not about EXPECTING the Best to Happen…

It is about ACCEPTING that whatever will happen, Is The Best…..!!

HAVE A NICE DAY

If I Dismiss The Cook

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
and Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Wont Have To Pay You,
You will Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Good actions gives

Good actions give
strength to ourselves and
inspire good actions in
others

Bazaar e Ishq mein

…..! Neendh bhe nilam ho jati hai bzaar-e-ishq mei…..

Mohsin…,,,

……! Itna asaan nhi hota kisi ko bhool k so jana….

Birthday Gift

GiRL: WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?

Boy: ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho?

GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy: SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon… !!

Ajeeb Shakhs tha

Ajeeb shakhs tha kaisa mizaj rakhta tha.
saath reh kar bhi ikhtilaf rakhta tha.
mohabbat to usy thi kisi aur se shayad.
hum se to yunhi hansi mazaq rakhta tha

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Wife IS Mistress

Every wife is a
”misstress” of her husband.

”MISS” for one year
&
”STRESS” for rest of the life!

Tumhari Niyyat Ki Pemaish

Tumhari niyyat ki pemaish us waqt hoti hai
Jb tum kisi aisy shakhs k sath bhlai kro
Jo tum ko kuch bhi nahi de sakta.
Hazrat ALI R.A.

Mouse Doing Sex with Elephant

A Mouse Doing Sex with an Elephant

Under a Coconut tree, Sudddenly Coconut falls on elephant’s head.

Elephant shouted with PAIN.

Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY 😀

Dard Hai Dil Me

Dard Hai Dil Me Par Iska Ehsas Nahi Hota,
Rota Hy Dil Jab Wo Pas Nahi Hota,
Barbad Ho Gaye Hum Un k Pyar Mein,
Or Wo Kehte Hain Is Tarah Pyar Nahi Hota.

Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

Person Who Surrenders

A person who surrenders
When he’s WRONG,
is HONEST

A person who SURRENDERS
When not SURE,
is WISE

A person who surrenders
Even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND…!

Tum Bin Raha nahi jata

Baat itni si thi k tum piyaray lagtay thay,

Baat itni barh Gai hai k ab tum Bin Raha nahi jata

Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid.
When did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?

TAKABUR ko torna Chahtay ho

“Agr Tum Apny “TAKABUR” ko torna Chahtay ho To Ksi Ghareeb 0r

Muflis ko Salam kro,0r Puri tawajoh k Sath, us se Musaafah Karo.”

Student Marks

Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ….

Never ask a student about his percentage ….
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Because it hurts badly ;(!;(!!!

If You Ever Face Difficulties

If You Ever Face Difficulties In Your Life
Dont Ask Why Me?
Trust In Yourself And Above All
In The Divine Power
That Has Given You Strength
To Face The World.
Good Luck For All The Journeys Of Your Life!

muhabbaaat k siwa

wo kitna meherban tha k hazaaaron gham dey gia

hum kitney khud gharz nikley kuch na dey sakey muhabbaaat k siwa

dard deti hai

Dun?a main kon c cheez sub se ziyada dard deti hai.?
1=khwab
2=love
3=judai
4=ghareebi
5=bebasi
6=dhoka
7=jhoot
8=zakham
9=mout
10=bewafai

reply must.
Chalange 4 u

Love Someone Truly

Love Someone …
Not Because They Give
You What You Need … !!!

But

Because They Give You Feelings
You Never Thought You Needed!

Wafa ke taqazay

Tere wafa kay Taqazay Badaal gyeee

Warna, mujhe tou ajj b tumse Azeez koi nhi

Aansoo Chhupa liye

iss khayal se aansoo Chhupa liye Hum ne,

Udaas reh ker kissi kO udaas kya karna

Punjabi woman talking

A Punjabi woman talking to an English doctor..
”My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da tey cheekhda,
Nalay his nakk v leak da

Its me Coming Soon

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a Dream

to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…

WRIGHT BroS (makers of aeroplane).

He went 2 the Best University in the world,

but got dropped out of that University & never graduated.

STEVE JOBS (owner of APPLE ).

Teachers told him he wz too stupid 2 learn anythng

EDISON (inventor of light bulb).

He gets up daily late in da morning with an aim 2 study,

but never did it! Its Me (Coming soon)… 😀

Aj Kal Ke Bache

Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

In Hands of ALLAH

I feel ashamed of being sad when

my case is in the hands of ALLAH

Raat ke tareekiyan

Jaise Raat Ki Tareekiyon Mein Chand Jagmagata Hai…

Kuch Aisa Hi Alam Hota Hai Jab Tum Yaad Aatey Ho

Carried with care

CARRIED WITH CARE.

COATED WITH EMOTIONS.

DIPPED IN LOVE.

FLY IN GLORY.

MOMENTS OF FREEDOM IN SHADE OF JOY.

P R O U D T O B E A PAKISTANI

WISH YOU

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Muhabat Ho Rahi Thi

Unhain mujh say mohabt ho rahi thi..
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Na khulti aankh to bas ho gayi thi…!

Take Challenges

“To know your abilities, you have to take challenges ..

If you succeed, you discover your skill .

If you fail, you know your limitations…!

Saas Vs Larki

Saas ki Demand:
Larki
Khubsurat ho
Khubsirat ho
Ameer ho
Parhi likhi ho
Km umar ho
Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho,
LARKI ki Demand

(SiMple..)

Saas na ho..

Tasveer Tumhari

Mery Dil k aainy may TasVeer hy tUmhari

aab tUm too ban gy hOo zindaGi hUmari

yEa dUa hy mEre RAB sy

tUmhy sAdGi may sb sy mere sadGi pasand aaye

Means Have Ego Problem

If someone corrects you

and you fee OFFENDED,

It means you have EGO PROBLEM

Listen to everyone

Listen to everyone &

Learn from everyone becoz

Nobody knows everything but

Everyone knows something

Good Morning and have a nice day

Urdu Best Dua Sms

DUA Zindgi zameen k seeny men reh gayi

Jannat kaneez ban k MADEENEY men reh gayi

phoolon ka husn Hazrat YUSUF ko mil gaya or

KHUSHBU merey NABI k paseeny men reh gayi

A merey “ALLAH” Aaj k din Apni Rehmaton k Darwazey se Dheron Khushian Kushada Rizq Umr-e-Deraz Achi Sehat Kamil Eman Bandagi wali zindgi Apni Raza! Apny MAHBOOB Tajdar E Madina ki Mohbt ye sub usko atta Farma jo is Waqt YE DUA Parh or ameen khay (Ameen)

Naughty Saying in Toilet

Naughty Saying in Toilet

Treat me well, keep me clean.
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And I will not tell anybody what I have seen :lol

Ibteda Kartay Hain

Ibteda kartay hain:

AankheN rahain gi shaam o sehar muntazir teri
Aankhon ko soNp deNgay tera intizaar hum

Light off honay par

Light off honay par

London: Oh no..!

Washington : What is this.?

Karachi: phir chali gai..

Fasialabad : oo gai aa..

Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di..     😀

Jaanay Kahan Gaya

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi.

Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabhi…

Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya.

Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi…

Kuch Youn Mila Tapaak Se Bus Ishq Ho Gaya.

Wo Ajnabi Tha?Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi…

Us Ne Ba’tor Tohfa Diya Tha Libas-E-Hijr.

Pehna Jo Aik Baar Utaara Na Phir Kabhi…

Mohsin! Guzar Chuka Tha Had-E-Aitdaal se.

Jaanay Kahan Gaya Usay Dekha Na Phir Kabhi…

Aaina Daikh Kr Bata

Main Janta To Hun Magar,
Phir Bhi Chahta Hun….

Tu Aaina Daikh Kr Bata
Meri Passand Kaisi Hai

Electric genrator

Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha? Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.

Sardar ne pent dhye

Sardar ne “pent”
dho k parosan ki Shalwar k
pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di
behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi tu muje Awaz dena ma bi
“pent” Utar Longa..:p =D

uski rehmat k nishaan

Ay Khuda jb
b tra asmaan dekhta hon,

Us me basa Ek jahaan dekhta hon,
Najany kitny hi jahaanon ki sair karta hon,

Khol kr jab tera Quran dekhta hon,

Terey Ahsaan kitney hain Bandon pe terey,

Jab bhi surah Rehmaan dekhta hon,

Tu to kehta hai rag-e-jaan se bhi hon mai qareeb,

Phir Pareshan Kyun Aaj ka insan dekhta hon,

Uski Rehmat se kabhi mayoos na hona aye Dost,

Tujh pe mai uski rehmat k nishaan dekhta hon.

Shadi Karo Bagair Mobile Wali Se

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
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shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

No One Can Take Place Of Your Father

No one Take Place Of Your Father.
He Is Only To Protect You And Work For You In Day And Night.
No One Can Better For You But Your Father.

Love with girl

TEACHER: Last year u were in love with that girl &

this year u r in love with other.

What do u think of urself ??
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Student: SEMESTER change SYLLABUS change… :p :O 😀

Wo Apni Nafratein Se

wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha…
mera dil jis ko sada mohabbtain sikhata raha…
us ki adat ka zara yeh pehlo toh dekho…
mujh say kiay waday woh kisi aur say nibhata raha…
kuch khaber nahi woh shaks kaya chata tha…
K taluq toor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha …

Love story of 2 birds

Love story of 2 birds: 1 din tota bola,

Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi?

Mena: Urh jaun to paker lena

tota: Mai tmhy paker nhi skta

Mena: ki aankho mai aansu agaye, us ny apny pankh tor dye Or

boli: ab hm hmesha sath rahngy 1 din b0ht zor sy tofan aya,

Mena: boli tm urh jao, mai to urh nhi sakti.

Tota: apna khyal rkhna kh kr urh gaya Jb tofan thama or wo waps aya t

u usny dekha k mena mar chuki thi Or ek daali per likha tha

Kash wo 1 bar to kehta k Mai tmhy nhi chor skta to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marti.

Plz care for those who love you…

Parindy Ko Qaid Karny Ka

Aysy Parindy Ko Qaid Karny Ka Mujhy ShoQ Nahi..

Jo Mery Dil k Penjry Main Aa Kar Bhi Urnay Ka ShoQ Rakhta ho.

Different Reaction at same time

Different Reaction:

Naukrani: jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi

Padosan: Dheere karo aawaz bahar na jaye

Gf: Thoda aur karo na

Biwi: Pankha kitna gandha ho gaya hai? X_X =))

EID is a wonderful DAY

EID is a wonderful
“DAY”
“2Pray”
“2Love” “2Care” “2Smile” “2Relax”
änd “2Thänk Alläh”
4äll He gives to us,EID MUBARAK

**Noman**

Kaaghaz phool ke tarah

Woh Kaaghaz Bhi Phoolo Ki Tarah,Ab Tak Mehakta Hai
Jis Par Tum Ne Likha Tha, Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai

Kuch asay log hongay

===HADISS===

Kuch asay log hongay jin ko JANNAT me janay ka hukum diya jaegay lakin wo JANNAT ka raasta bhol jaengay.
Ye wo log hain jin k samne,
Ap RASOOL (S.A.W.W) ka Naam liya jay aur wo DAROOD SHARIF na bhejen..
Jab tak ye SmS frwrd hota rahega ap ko or mujhe is ka AJAR milta rahega..

Month of Love n Romance

Itz the Month of
Love, Romance, Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes and
Celebrations
Its Raining…!!!
Enjoy this Cool Month Of Luve…!!

Pee Lene Do

mujhe tukrro me nahi jeena ha

katra katra to nahi peena ha

ho aj pemaane hata do yaro

sara meh khana pila do yaro

mah kado me to pia karta hu

chalti raho me bhi pee lene do

Value Of Relation

Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..

Zara Yaad Karo K Wo Kon Tha

Kabhi Yaad Aaye To Poochna
Zara Apni Kahlwat-e-Sham Se

Kise Ishq Tha Teri Zaat Se?
Kise Pyar Tha Tere Naam Se

Zara Yaad Karo K Wo Kon Tha
Jo Kabhi Tujhe Bhi Azeez Tha

Wo Jo Ge Utha Tere Naam Se
Wo Jo Mar Mita Tere Naam Pay

K Yehi Wafaoon Ka Hai Isla
Magar Aisa Juram Tha Kon Sa?

Gai Hum Dua-o-Salam Se
Na Kabhi Visal Ki Chah Ki

Na Kabhi Firaaq Mai Aah Ki
K Mera Tareeqa-e-Banda gi
Hai Juda Tareeqa-e-Aam Se…

Pehli Muhabbat Ka Pehla Safar

Do Nigahain Mileen
Mil k Phir Jhuk Gaeen
Jhuk K Phir Uth Gaeen
Waqat Tham Sa Gaya
Hosh Bhi Kho Gaey
Faslay!
Aik Lamhay Mein Teh Ho Gaey
Phir Achanak Nigahain
Juda Ho Gaeen
Ye Besaarat Unhain
Dhondti Reh Gaee
Aur Us Waqat Say Haal Bechain Hai
Ye Tha Pehli Muhabbat Ka Pehla Safar
Kiss Qadar TAiz Ru….!
Kiss Qadar Mukhtasir..!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
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Sorry is not enough

Sorry is not enough sometimes,
you actually have to change

4 Pathan Eik Sath

4 pathano ne mil kr petrol pump khola
1 b custmer nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump 2nd floor pr tha
Phir 4ron ne usi floor pe resturent khola
1 b custmr nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump ka board nhe htaya
!
Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li
1 b swari nhe mili
Q?
2pathan aage or 2 pechy beth kr swari dhund rahy thy
Taxi kharab ho gai
4ron ny khub dhaka lgaya
!
Mgr taxi wahi ki wahi khari rahi
Q?
2pechy sy or 2 aagy sy dahka lga rahy thy
Geo pathan

Pathan Proposed a GIRL

Pthan: proposed a girl,

Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun.

Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!

Sar e Raa Girebaan

Main bhi na dikhaon ga sar-e-raah girebaan,
Tum bhi mere waadon ko sar-e-aam na karna,

Is shart pe hai tark-e-taluq ki ijazat,
Badnaam zamane mein mera naam na karna,

Hum log palat aaney ki haatir nahin jate,
Wa sham ke baad apne dar-o-baam na karna,

Yadon ka nasha hosh urra deta hai Jaan,
Saaqi se kaho samne ab jaaam na karna…..

EXPERT DAY

EXPERT DAy:
Jawab zaror dana
Me kis kaam main expert hoon???
1: Kisi ka dil jeetne me
2: Kisi ko dost banane me
3: Kisi ko khush karne me
4: Kisi ko pagal banane me
5: Kisi ka dil torne me
6: Kisi ko apna banane me
7: Kisi ko tarpane me
8: Style marne me
9: Piyar se bat karne me
10:Ksi ko apni taraf attract krnay mein
Apne sab doston ko send karo aur dekho kya ans ata hy agr 3 ans sam ai smjna ap mae wo khobe hae…plz rply….

Wo Humsafar Tha

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…

Eid Mubarak to Special Friends

Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,

Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

Jab Rishte Walay Ap Ko

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.

Q K

Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .

Move backward

No one ever won a chess match by making only forward moves,

just like in life, sometimes you have to move backward to take a better step forward.

Two Most Important Things

Two things will define your success in Life:

1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.

Do Not Lose Hope

Do not lose hope

you never know what tomorrow will bring

Eid ho Jaye

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye

Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

Wada Karo Jo Nibha Sako

Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako,
Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai,
Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.

A Real Relationship has

A REAL RELATIONSHIP: has

fights,
trust,
faith,
tears,
pain,
argument,
patience,
secrets,
jealousy and LOVE