Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to
socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa
kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy thi?
aap ko zarurat kiya thi k aap Mere bare me logon ko ye btao k ??????
I m so sweet.I am so cute.I am so nice.Agr Muje nazar lag jati to?
Kisi Ki Bebasi Ka TAMASHA Mat Bana KanwaL
Har Majboor Shakhs Bewafa Nahi Hota
*Keep $miling*
with KANWAL
Read More On: Love Urdu Sms Messages
The hardest thing in life is to explain the reason
why u love someone…
Its like trying to explain the taste of water…..
This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband.
Yes, it must be, replied his wife.
A million insects cannot be wrong!
No one really knows
why they are alive until they know
what they would Die For.
Martin Luther King.
G()()|) MORNING
Have A nice Day…
Life Is Like A Cafeteria.
You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End.
You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As Your Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria.
If You Wait For People To Serve You, You will Wait Forever.
Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices & Pay The Price To Succeed
Unko Aazma Kar Dekh Liya
Ek Dhoka Kha Kar Dekh Liya
Kya Hua Hum Huye Barbaad
Unhone To Apna Dil Behlakar Dekh Liya … !!
Love Is The Only Thing In This World,
Which Always Spreads Smiles,
ANd This Is You Love Thats The Way,
You Make Me Laugh When I Do not.
Even Want To Smile, I Love You.
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe (Mouse) k liye 1 tarf CAKE
aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai
bar food-item badle magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi
sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,
ho skta h wo uski BEHAN ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz
Mujhay Es ka Gum Nai K Badal Gaya Zamana
Meri Zindagi hai tum sey kahin tum badal na jana
1 Zoo me ek Tota
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bol sakta tha.
ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.
Admi: tum kon ho?
Tota: Main tota hon.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota:Teri pehan da yar,saleya tennu 1 wari das te ditta k main tota waan
Best Sms in My Life
. 1 DIN
Hazrat jibrail (A.S)
HUZOOR(S.A.W.W)K Paas aye
Or kaha
“ALLAH ne Mujhay itni
Taqat di hay k Main Sari Dunia K Darakhtoon K
Pat’tay Gin sakta hoon
Or Paani k saray Qatray Or Rait K saray Zar’ray Gin sakta hoon
LekiN
Us Aadmi par ALLAH ki Rehmat ki Tadad nahi Gin sakta
Jo
AAP(S.A.W.W)Per 1 Baar DAROOD parta hay”
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AGAR AAP KO YEH SMS ACHA LAGAY TO KAM AZ KAM CHAND DOSTON KO LAZMI
FARWARD KAR Dain.
AUR KHUD B K
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Beautiful Prayer
” O GoD, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing..
Then help me to remember that
Your Love is always greater than my disappointments
&
Your Plans for my life are always better than my dreams”
(Ameen) good night
There is always that one special friend,
who you can not wait to see,
and just being with them
for even a few minutes makes your day better
ALLAH Loves You S0 Much that He hears Y0u C0nstantly
He Always Answrs Ur Requests, May be N0t with a Yes But Always with ‘What is Best’ …
Before Saying The Words
I LOVE YOU FOREVER
First Ask To Yourself If You Are Ready.. ??
Becoz
Most Of Us Are Ready For LOVE
But Not Everyone Is Ready For FOREVER
Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya
Dua ke siva koi cheez Taqdeer k faisly ko rud nai ker sakti
Aur Naiki k siwa koi cheez umer ko nai barha sakti
Hadees ka phelana sadqa jaria hai
q k NABI-E-PAK (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya sar sabz o shadab reh
wo sakhs jo meri Hadees ko suny aur usko aagy pohancey
Ek sardar larai me bulit prof jekit ke jagah machar dani pehan kr gya,
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Kisi ne poocha,
Sadar ji machar dani kyu pehne hoe ho?
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Sardar bola…
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Pagal jis me machar nhi ghus sakta us me goli kahan ghosay gi…!
Arz kia hai.
Hum apki judai mein Ro rahe hain
zara ghor se sunye ga
Or aap hain k Bund OONCHI kr k so rahe hai ??
Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha…!
MuJh Se Chand Ne Kaha’
Humnasheen Alvida’
MuJh Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai’
Kl Milain Ge isi Jgah’
Mai Sun Kr Muskura Diya’
Us Ko ye Btla Diya’
Jaane wale Lout’tay Nhi’
Tum Nhi aao Ge’
MuJhe Hai Yaqeen’
Meri Baat Sun Ke Wo Ruk Gya’
or Kehne Lga’
Tm Se Waada Karoon’
Phir na Poora Kroon’
Aisa Mumkin Nahi’
Sun Aey HumnasheeN’
Mai CHAAND Hoon Insaan Nahi…!
Q.1:Quran pak ki wo kon c surat hai jis me sirf ek zer ata hy .
ANS: SURA E IKHLAS
Q.2:Un 2 janwro k nam btaen jinhen bghair halal kye khaya ja skta hy.
ANS: FISH AND TIDDI
Q.3:qayamat k din sb se pehly kin ko kapry pahnay ja’ayn gy ?
ANS:HAZRAT IBRAHEEM A.S
Q.4:Sura yasin ko quran ka dil kaha jata hy sura REHMAN ko kia kaha jata hy?
ANS: QURAN KI ZEENAT
PLZ 4WRD THIS KNOWLEDGE.
Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight,
Height,
Force,
Speed,
Distance etc.
But nothng 2 measure
Love
Trust
Frndship,
Why?
Boy thought 4 a while,
took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
“Dekh janu bkwas na kr mai date py aya hon Physics ka paper dainy nahi” lol :d
Azaan Hoti Thi To Hazrat Ali Kanpney Lagte The
Or Rang Surkh Ho Jata Tha,Kisi Ne Puchha:Ye Kya Maajra Hai Jab Azaan Hoti Hai Aap Kanpney Lagte Hein!
Aap Ne Farmaya:Itni Barhi Hasti Ka Bulawa aaya Hai Pata Nahi Main Uska Farz Theek Tarah Se Adaa Kar Sakunga Ya Nahi!
Or aaj logon ko koi perwa hi nahi aazan Ki.ALLAH se daro or agr fre pkg hy to is msg ko itna phelao k log azan khamoshe se sunain or ALLAH hum sub ko namaz perhanay ki tofiq de(AAMEEN)
Aik Gali mein……
bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ……..
aurat guzri Uss ………
aurat ne hath mein ………
pakri thi un ……..
bachon ne uss …….
Aurat ki ……
gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius…
Dad writes on Sons facebook wall
Dear son…!!!
How r u???
All r fine…
Miss u alot..
Please !!
Turn Off the Computer and Come down for dinner. 😛
Hum pe guzray thay ranj saare.
Jo khud Pe guzray To log samjhay.
Jab apni apni mohabbaton k azaab jhelay to log samjhay.
Wo jin darakhton ki chhaon men se musafron ko utha diya tha……
Unhi drakhton se aglay mosam jo phal na utray to log smjhay……
Us aik kachi c umr walay k falsafay ko koi na samjha……
Jb us k kamray se laash nikli,,,
khatoot nikly to log samjhay……
Wo gaon ka ik zaeef dehqaan sarrak k bannay pe kyun khafa tha……
Jb us k bachy jo shehr ja kar,,,,
Kabhi na loatay to log samjhay……
Aik ghazal tere liye zaror likhon ga.
Be hisab us mein tera qasor likhon ga.
Tu guftaar ka mahir tu qirdaar ka mahir
Par husn ko tery tera ghuroor likhon ga.
Toot gye bachpan k tery sary khilony
Ab dilon sy khailna tera dastoor likhon ga..
Raha ishq ka dawa tuje tamam umr
Wafa ki dehleez sy tuje mafroor likhon ga..
Khud sakhta jo hy tera judai ka faisla
Aesy har iqdaam ko na manzoor likhon ga.
Humain kehny ki aadat nhi likhny ka shouq hy
Jazboon ko apne qalam ki taseer likhon ga..
Tera wajood mera wajood muje ik sa lgy
Par tuje main khud ko bht dor likhon ga..
Aik ghazal tery liye zaroor likhon ga
Be hisab us main tera qusoor likhon ga.
Rukwa dena mere janazay ko agar uska ghar aye
Rukwa dena mere janazay ko agar uska ghar aye
Kash jhank le wo khidki se tho mera dil dhadak jaye
Six ways to earn even after death.
1)Give a copy of Qur’an to some one. Each time they read from it,you gain.
2)Donate a wheelchair to a hospital.Each time sick person uses it,you gain.
3)Participate in building a Masjid.
4)Place water cooler in a public place.
5)Plant a tree.you gain when ever a person,animal sits in its shade or eats from it.
6)Share this message with peoples. Even if 1 applies any of the above, you gain
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .
Definition of Human being by a philosopher:
A creature that cuts trees & makes paper,&
On those paperz
writes,
“SAVE TREES”:-)
May the 12 hours of AM;
The 12 hours of PM;
And the 12 months of the New Year be filled with
love, peace, happiness, contentment, riches and bliss!
Happy New Year!
a boy & his father are injured in a car accident.
both r taken to a hospital.the father dies at arrival.
but the boy lives & taken to surgery.
grey haired, bespectacled surgeon looks at the boy & says “I CAN NOT OPERATION THIS BOY..HE IS MY SON!”….
why surgeon said this???
Worlds Best Feeling..
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It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question
Paper In Examinations Hall And We Smile At Each Other
And Say Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar…
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal.
Best Wishes Messages for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
1 namaz qaza karne se 2 karor 88 lak sal jahanam me jalne ki saza he aur 1 din 50000 sal ka hoga
Aap fazool sms to rozana send karte ho aaj
Yeh sms dsrn ko send karo is liye ke is se 1 bhi banda namazi ho gaya to is ka sawab aap ko us ke marne tak milta rahe ga.
JAZAK-ALLAh
Naa Janay Kiyon, Magar Es Jhoothi Dunya Key Jhootay Log..
Wafaaein Kar Nahi Saktay Baatien Hazaar Kartay Hain..!!!
Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai
Aey Boss…..
Kaisa hai ray tu….?
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Wo kya hai na….Eid k din sala network khalas ho jata hai to apun tairay ko advance main.,
Eid mubarak thokta hai..
Hr koi chahta he
k usay KAMYABI mil JayE
Lkn
Jb MASJID se din me 5 dafa Awaz Ati hai
“HAYYA ALAL FALAH”
Aao kamyabi ki Trf
Lkn koi zehmt ni krta
K jis Chiz ko wo sari Zindgi
Hr jaga Talash kr rha hai
Wo to khud Usay apne Pas Bula rhi hay.
Memon: Yeh bakra kitne ka hai?
Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!
Memon heran ho kr:
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Touch screen wala he kya..?
Cutest Proposal by A Boy
Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?
Girl: Ok, Done
Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isnt it?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That is my life without you ..!
Dolat matti ki trah hy,
Or matti ko paon k niche rehna chahiye
Agr
Sir pr charhao ge
To qabar ban jaegi.
Or qabrain zinda insano k liye ni hoti.
HAZRAT ALI(R.A)
Mery Watan k Udas Logo, na khud ko itna Hqeer samjo,
K koi tm sy Hisab mangy, Khahishon ki Kitab mangy.
Na khud ko itna Qleel samjo, K koi uth kr kahy ye tm sy,
Wafain apni hmay luta do, Watn ko apny hmay thama do.
Utho or uth kr bata do unko, K hm hain ehl-e-Eman sary,
Na Hm ma koi Sanam-Kada hy, Hmary dil main to ik Khuda hy.
Mery Watan k Udas Logo..!
Jhuky Saron ko Utha k Dekho, Qadm to Agay barha k dekho,
Hy ik Taqat tmhary Sr pr, Kary gi Saya jo un Saron pr.
Qadm Qadm pr jo Sath degi, Agar giray to Sambhal degi,
Mery Watn k Udas Logo..! Utho chalo or Watan sambhalo.
hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain
F.A.M.I.L.Y
is one of the sweetest word
Anyone can say,
Because
The letters of FAMILY means…
Father and Mother I Love You.. !!
if you have only one Bread and you are Hungry,
you will never give it to the Birds,
if you have only one Bottle of Water and you have to cross a Desert,
you will never Wash your Feet with it,
You have only one Life with which you have to earn JANNAT,
so how can you Waste it in useless Deeds ???
Realize the importance of your Precious Life,
Bcz we will be Questioned by ALLAH PAAK about it on the day of Judgment.
Chaltay Chaltay KhUd Hi MuSkUra raHay
Ho Saahib.
PaagaL Ho…?
Yaa…
M0habbat kI ShUrUwaAt hUi hAi..?
In Baarishon se keh do kahi aur ja k barsaen Pappu
Q K meri China di Chapal Chickar wich tilak jandi ay…
UNKI Gali me
NASEEB Se
Jana NASEEB Ho
Phir LOT K
Wahan Se Na
ANA NASEEB Ho
Aisa
DAR-e-RASOOL Pe SAJDA
Ho AKHRI
K MUJH Ko APNA Sar Na UTHANA NASEEB Ho
*AMEEN*
Dunyia mein 2 trhan k log hain 1 haseen aur 2sry zaheen…
Haseenwoh jis ka msg AAP parh rhe hain,
Aur Zaheen woh jis ne yeh msg AAP ko send kia hai…
No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
A lovely thing about Christmas
is that its compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.
Girtay Rahe Sajdon Mein Hum Apni Hi Hasraton Ki Khatir,
Agar Ishq-e-Khuda Mein Giray Hotey Toh koi Hasrat Adhori Na Hoti.
Jab Raat Shiddat O Zulmat Se Tapp Uthti Hai Aye Nadeem;
Log Us Waqfa-e-Maatam Ko Sehr Kehte Hain..
Ab to khubsurat larki ko dek k hoti hai pareshaani,
Faraz
kaHin wo b na keh de …!
“TERI MEHRBANI”
geo Ufone, 😉
A hopeless man feels Dificulty in every chance. And a Hopeful man feels a chance in every dificulty.
Be hopeful and trust in ALLAH.
Good Evenin
Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola
mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu
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Ladki boli: to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYA
Ladka shocks
Ladki rocks
Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako,
Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai,
Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.
Amal Se Zindaagi Banti Hai Jannat Bhi Jahanum Bhi
Ye Khaki Apni Feetrat Mai Na Noori Hai Na Nari Hai
main ishq e kayinaat main zanjeer ho sakoo………..
mujh ko hasar e zaat k shar se rihayi dy………..
Submitted By: kashaf
Humko Aata Hi Nahin Zakhmon Ki Numaish Karna
Khud Hi Rote Hain, Tarapte Hain, Sojaate Hain
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Beet gaye hain kitney din,
Jab tum ney ye mujhsey kaha tha
Zindagi kay safar mein mera hath thamon ge
Or merey hathon par tum ney,
Ek wo lamha chor dia tha,
Wo lamha jo an dekhi zanjeer ki sorat,
Rooh sey lipta dil me utra,
Khoon me tayr gaya,
Aj usi lamhey ko thamey,
Khari hoi hun Raha par.
Suno Jaana.!
Ab lout aaaaoo naaaa, Ab lout aaao naa
Hum Toh Uski Har Khwahish Poori Karne Ka Vaada Kar Baithe
Humein Kya Pata Tha, Ke Humein Chhodna Bhi Uski Ek Khwahish Hai.
There will always be
people in life who treat
you wrong.
Be sure you thank them for making
you srong.
“SAQI Chalo Mushkil Sahi Lekin Guzara Kr Liya Jaye,,
Bhula Kr Us Ko Bas Jeenay Ka Chara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Kitaab-E-Ishq Mein Aisa Nahi Quliya Jisay Parrh Kr,,
Teri Mehfil Mein Dushman Ko Gawara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Andheri Raat Mein Tanha Safar Krna Nahi Acha,,
Safar Mein Humsafar Koi Dobara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Musalsal Ghum Uthanay Se Yehi Behtar Hai Agar Samjho,,
Kinara Karne Walon Se Kinara Kr Liya Jaye….
The Best Dad Who Always Had A Smile 4 Me.
Though We May B Far Apart Right Now,
Bt Heres A Big Hug And Kiss 4 U
To Let U Know How Special U R
Happy Parents Day !
Log tung-dasti se jtna darty hain
agar dozakh se dare’n tou dono’ se bach jaye’n
Maal se jtni mohabbat karty hain
agar jannat se kare’n tou dono’ pa le’n”
Imam Ghazali
Bachpan me jb me Ksi parosi k ghr jati To dupata lena
Kbi Na bhulti ALBATTA Kbi kbi Wpsi pr Shlwar Pehenna Bhool Jati thi
William NargisKitab: NADAN NARGIS
There r some things, many cnt buy,
1 of such thing is our childhood, enjoy de spirit of childrens day…
Happy Childrens Day!
A handsome dog said to a beautiful female dog on a candle light dinner,
near a romantic river side in open moon light.. . .
“BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW”.
tou aur kya kutty ne ghazal kehni thi 😀 😛 😉
What is Light.?
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Light is daughter of WAPDA & she is extremely loose character.
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She doesn’t tell anyone & goes anytime anywhere even at midnight.:D
