fifty fifty

Sardar and Pathan ja rahey thay un ko 1000 Rs. ka note mila
pathan: chalo fifty fifty kr letey hain.

Sardar: baqi 900 ka kia karen ge?

nojawan nasal

Pakistan ki nojawan nasal bigarne ki wja???

socho…

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media??

Internet??

ni.

Zra or socho……

Me btaun??

1st year ki urdu ki gazlain;-) 😀

Achay se Achay Bachay ko Aashiq Bana deti hai:-):-D;-):-P

nya gaali aya hai

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do
Wapda wala:kyun sir

Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai wo tumko dena hai.

Never Tell Your Problems To Anyone

Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% dont care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Zaroorat Hai Tumhari

Meri Tanhai Ko Zaroorat Hai Tumhari

Agar Ijazat Ho To Yadoon Me Basa Lu Tum Ko …..!!

Before The Golden Sunset

Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed.

sapney dikhaa ke

Ghanney darakht ke neechey sulaa ke chorr geya,

Ajeeb shakhss tha sapney dikhaa ke chorr geya,

Yeh ujrra hua ghar to usi aik ki nishaani hai,

Jo apne naam ki takhti lagaa ke chorr geya

Pathan hajj kar ka wapis aya

1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya to dost ne pocha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?
Pathan ne kaha:
“Na yara rush boht ziada tha. Hum gaaliyan de k aa gya”.:-P

IN PAKISTAN Electricity Now

IN PAKISTAN electricity now Rs. 7 per unit nd
it wil b increasing aftr every 2 months regardng 2 AMERICAN IMF Polices.

IRAN is agree 2 give da elctricity on urgent base to
PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)

also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN 4 Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill&
unlimited usage of electricity bt our govt. is not takng seriously.

ek Nazar Chahiye

Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye…!!

Uniqness of Darood e Pak

Uniqness of Darood e Pak

>Wahid kaam jo Allah khud b krta he or apne sath apny bando ko krny ka hukm b deta he

>Farishty hr cheez count kr skty hen siwaye Darood e Pak se nazil hony wali rehmaton k

>Aisa unique kaam jis men insaan k Left n Right dono frishty aik sath busy ho jaty hen, Right nekiyan likhny men or Left gunah mitany men

>Wahid kaam jo hamesha qabol hi qabol he

>ik aisa kaam k jsko krny wala kbi mehrom nahi rhta.
SUBHANALLAH

secret to happiness

If wealth is the secret to happiness,Then the rich sh0uld be dancing on the street..But only poor kids do that..!!
If p0wer ensures security,Then officials sh0uld walk unguarded..But those wh0 live simply,sleep s0undly..!!
If beauty n fame bring ideal relationships,Then celebrities sh0uld have the best marriages..!!Live Simply..!!Walk Humbly..!!Love Genuinely..!!
Have a wonderfull year ahead !!

Khoon Se Likhte Likhte

Khoon Se Likhte Likhte Tumhara Naam AchaNAk,

Dil Ne Dum Tor Diya Jab Tujhy Bewafa likha

Holding your Hands

A Relationship Is Not Holding Hands

While You Understand Each Other,

It is About Having Lots Of Misunderstandings

and Still Not Leaving Each Others Hands.

Good Night have a Sweet Dream

KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT

Kabhi Ye Mat
Socho K
“Tömhary boy Frnd Ne
Tmhen Kitna Romentic Msg Bheja HY”:-|
Hamesha Ye
Socho K.
“öSy Kisne Bheja Hoga”.? :-/
Jago
Aaashiqo
Jago
Aaj nai bolo gi to kal phophean bn jao gi…….
KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT.. 😛

Khaat hon magar

Mai Faqat KHAAK Hon Magar.
MOHAMMAD (SAWW)Se Hai Nisbat Meri,
Yehi Ek RISHTA Hai Jo Meri AUQAAT badal Deta Hai.

Secretly hope that

Sometimes i push you away

because i secretly hope that

you will pull me closer

Andaaz e qatal

Kya khoob tha uska Andaaz e qatal bhi…..!!!

Zehar diya mujh ko wo bhi honton pe laga kar……!!!

Chehra Gulab Hua karta Tha

Kabhi Us Ka Chehra Gulab Hua karta Tha.
Sub Ki Nazron Ka Woh Khawab Hua Krta Tha.
Chand Sitare Us K Samne Maand Prtay Thay.
Woh To Khud Mahtab Hua Krta Tha.
Lehja Aisa Tha Jaise Khilti Hui Kalli.
Apni Batein Main Woh La-Jawab Hua Krta Tha.
Phir Youn Hua Ussay Ishq Hai Gaya Kisi Say.
Mohabbat Lafz Jis K Liye Mazaq Hua Krta Tha.
Phir Toot K Bikhra Aisa K Smbhal Na Paya Woh Jo Apni Misaal Aap Hua Krta Tha…

TV Dekh Dekh Ker

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai

Mai apko kesa lagta hun… ??

Miss: so sweet

Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ??

Miss: wo q.. ??

Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;))

Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O:/

Baccha
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!

miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh

dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain…

Bhigy Mosam ki

Bhigy Mosam ki Khushbo Hawaon m ho,

Apki Yadon ka Ahsas in Fizaon m ho,

Sada rahy Aapke Chehry pe khushi,

RAB kry Itna Assar Hamari Duaon m ho

Subah Bakhair

Person Who Surrenders

A person who surrenders
When he’s WRONG,
is HONEST

A person who SURRENDERS
When not SURE,
is WISE

A person who surrenders
Even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND…!

Final Anay Wale

Girls: Finals anay wala hai,

Jaa e Namaz Bicha lete Hun

Boys: Finals anay walay hain.

Kitabain khareed he leta hun

Sania Mirza Vs Shoaib Malik

Sania mirza ny Shoaib malik ko keh diya hai k.
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.beta raat ko ab mery room mai naa anaa 😀

Iftary Te Bula

(“,)/Aey Kia
<))Bolta Tu?
_/ _
(.”)Aey! Kia Mai
<((>Boloon?
_/
(“,)/
<))Sun
_/
(.”)
<((>
_/ _ Suna

Menu ni pta kal menu iftary te bula;-

faraz funny vitamin sms

Ankon mein kuch nami thi
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Mujh mein shayed Vitamin ke kami thi
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Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ

Wo Kambakhat meri

Girl Friend ki Ammi thi

Ajeb si halat hy

Ajeb si halat hy tere jany k bad

Mje bhuk lgti hy khana khany k bad

Mre pas 2 hi samosy thy jo maine kha lye Faraz

1 tere any sy pehly 1 tere jany k bad.

Life is Now Where

Read this slowly

“LIFEISNOWHERE”

what did u read?

Life is No whereorlife is Now here!

Just a beautiful line 2 say:

“Life depends on the way we look at it”.

Itne baatein nai kahi

SHAKESPEARE Said…!!
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Meri Maa ki Kasam Maine Itni Baatein Nahi Kahi

Yeh Log Khud Se Bana Bana K Kehte Hai

Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?

Saardar doctor se
Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?

Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne?

Sardar: meri juti nu la deo.

Har Naimat Dasteyab Thi

Har Naimat Dasteyab Thi Dunia Jahaan Ki

Lakin Us Ki Kami Ka Azzaala Na Ho Saka..!!

Aziyat Bana Raha Tamam Umar

Aziyat Bana raha tamam umar yehi
aik sawal
Galib
Sab ka sath nibhany walay khud kyun
tanha reh jatay hain..

Best Dua SmS

Prwrdigar! Main GunahGar Hoon Khatakar Hoon Lakin,Tery Karam ka Tlabgar Hoon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hoon, Mujhy Mangna nai ata Tujhy to Dena ata hy Siyahkar hoon, Mgr hon to Tera hi Bnda, Kahan jaon ga, Agr Teri Rehmat chin gai.? Gunahgar sahi, Lekn Mery Sary Gunah Mil kr b Teri Rehmat sy Bary nai, Tery Khzanay laaa-Mehdud hain Reham Frma Mujh pr,Mery Ghar walo pr,meray sb doston per, Or Us pr b Jisney Parhi, likhi or agay bhaiji Ameen

Meray kamray me

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Wah wah wah

meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

wah wah wah

me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal 😉

Waiter Aisi Chaai Pilao

customer :
waiter aisi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jaye

waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi 😉

1 Hunnar

Aaj ki pyari baat

Bacha Duniya me sirf 1 Hunnar le kar Aata hai,

Wo hunnar hai “RONA”,

Or

usay kuch nahi Aata,

wo us 1 Hunnar se apnay sab kaam nikal leta hai,

Yani “RO RO K”.

So please apnay RAB k samnay “RONA” seekho,

or

Apney “RAB” ko mana lo

Jo

70 Maaon se Zyada pyar Karne wala hai

Subha Bakhair..

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bas Itna Fasana Hai

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas itna Fasana hai
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.
Ammi ghar se Nikalney nahi deti
Aur
Mujhe aj date pe jaana hai.

Everlasting faith

O ALLAH bless me with patience and

everlasting faith in you

How to Propose Girl

Best way to propose a girl..
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Take her to sea,
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Say her to sit in a boat.
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Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
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Then say: Marry Me

or

Leave My Boat 😛

Mohabbat MOUJiZA hai

~Bohat makhsoos dilon ko ISHQ k ILHAAM hotey hain…
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Mohabbat MOUJiZA hai moujizay kab AAM hotey hain??

Qismat Mein Hamari Wohi Teerah Shimi Hai

Qismat mein hamari wohi teerah shimi hai!
Haalat k jo pehly thi hamari wo abhi hai. . !

Good Night at Night

Husband Bola chummi lekar

Biwi Se Good Night

Biwi Boli haath pakadkar

Yeh Kaisi Good Night

Pehle Bhujao Light..

Phir apna L*nd Karo Tight..

Ch**t Se Karo Fight..

Nikalo Solution White..

Fir ch*dai ho Alright..

Aur thak kar chehra ho bright..

Fir Bolna pappi lekar pyaar se Good Night !! 😉

Teacher pointed at

My Teacher pointed at Me with a Ruler & said:

“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot”

I still dont get why I got rusticated. I only asked him,

“Which End Sir?”

Pappu VS Teacher

Pappu V/S Teacher

Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye.
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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,

OR

Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..

Khaloos e Niyyat

Baat sajdon ki Nahin khaloos-e- Niyyat ki hoti hai IQBAL,

Aksar Log Khali hath Laut atay hain har Namaz k baad…….!

ye mery dil ki dua hy

us k honton ka tabasum rahy qaeim ya rab
uski aankhon mein khushiyon ka basera kar dy
tu mery qurb ki raaton ko baly khatam na kar
us ki har sham k aakhir mein sawera kar dy
us k dil k kisi kony mein jaga dy muj ko
us ki aankhon ko mery sapno sy hara kar dy
ye mery dil ki dua hy mery maola sun ky
saari dunia sy chura kar usy mera kar dy

Happy Birthday To You

rose is red
sky is blue
honey is sweet
just like u
happy birthday to u

Tone of our Voice

Most of the problems of our life

are created by tone of our voice.

Its not what we say,

it depends how we say.

Proud 2 be a muslim

“Now a days people follow those who have reached the moon, but I follow the One Who cracked the moon in two halves! “Proud 2 be a muslim”

Glory Be To Allah

Glory be to Allah who sent Ramadan as a mercy to mankind
Its a purification of our soul, our heart, and our mind
With the most sincere devotion and love we fast
To be cleansed and free from sins of the past

Chandani Raat Me Our Bhi Shiddat

Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle

good night

Chappal Ka Size

Pappu: I Love You

Girl: Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya ?

Pappu: OH Ho Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA

SHURU or gift b kya maang rhi h,

chappal Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se

I hate u.. 😛 😛 😉

Dost dowaye ki dwa

Dost  dost nai

Dowaye ki DWA hota hai

Mehsos tab hota hai

Jub wo Juda hota hai

Bina Dost jena saza hota hai

Aur Dost  Acha ho tu RABB ki ATTA hota hy

Girls eat Chocolates after break up

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?

The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget

the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?

The bitterness of alcohal makes them

forget the Sweetness of the girl….

Udas betha pani me

Main to yunhi udas betha pani me pathr phenk rha tha

Achank 1 DADDO nikla or bola “Pani vich aa teri udasi kadaan bagherta.

Niky mundy da sir paar dita ay.

Take Calculated Risks

Take calculated risks.
That is quite different from being rash.

Best Life Quote

“insaan zabaan ky parday mein chupa howa hota hai.”

Friendship is a Collection of Hearts

Friendship is a collection of hearts,
ready 2 give, share and understand. It
never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a
friend…

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Dengi virus ka elaj

Asalam.o. Alaikum!
Quraan Pak ki Roshni me Dengi virus ka elaj.
“27 paary ki
sur e Rehman or 28 paary ki
Sur e Taghabun”
parh kr mariz py dam kren or pani pe b dam kr k pilaty rahen. Jb tak shifa na ho. INSHAALLAH, ALLAH Pak k karam se shifa hogi.
Is Sms ko jitna ho saky farword kren.

Boy Girl Playing Ludo

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4 ya 5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What?
Acha aur agar 6 aya to?

Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya.6 aya tu dubara bari.

Human of Modern time

The Human of Modern time has learnt to fly in air like birds,

To swim in water like fish,

But has forgotten to live on Earth like a Human.

Khushiyon Ka Taiwar

Aney Wala Har Din

Sab Ke Dilon Mein Ho Sab Ke Liye Pyar,
Aney Wala Har Din Laye Khushiyon Ka Taiwar,

Is Umeed K Sath Aao Bhol Ke Sare Gham,
New Year 2014 Ko Hum Sab Karen Welcome.

Yaad Ik Doulat

Yaado se badi koi doulat nahi hoti.
Paas rahana hi zarurt nahi hoti.
Duriyan kar deti hai yadon ko zinda.
Warna yadon ki koi kimat nahi hoti.

Agar Tum Gungunao To

Agar Tum Gungunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye
Gazal koi Sunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Suno Yeh Roshni Aankhon Mein Chubhne Si Lagi Hai Ab
Charaghon ko Bujhao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Kabhi Fursat Mily To Tum Hamary Sath Kuch Lamhy
Mohabbat k Bitao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Sulagti Rat Mein Awaz ka Apni Zara Sa Tum
Agar Jadu Jagao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Tum Apne Narm Hathun Se Hamary Sar ko Sehla’o
Mohabbat Se Sulao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Hamare Raston Se Khaar Chun Kar Narm Pholun Ka
Agar Bistar Bichao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Zara Sa Housla Kar k Nibhao Apne Wadon Ko
Sitary Tor Lao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Ajeeb Sa Bojh Hai Dil Par, Agar Yeh Bojh Dil Psr Se
Kisi Din Tum Hatao To Humain B Neend Aajaye..

Height Of Confidence Sms

Confidence!

Teacher to studnt: If U tel me

“Where is ALLAH” I’ll reward U 100Rs.

Stdent: And If U tel me “Where ALLAH is NoT”

I’ll reward U wt U want

Flag of my country

Other might have forgotten
But never can i
the Flag of my country
Furls very high
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

We Always Feel That

We always feel that
we are perfect and
others should be corrected
it is like
cleaning the mirror
instead of
cleaning our face
have a nice day

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car,

His 4 Yr Old Son Picked Stone &
Scratched Lines On The Side Of The Car.
In His Anger, Dad Took The Childs Hand &
Hit It Many Times,

Not Realizing He Was Using A Wrench.
At The Hospital, His Child Said
Dad When Will My Fingers Grow Back?
Dad Was So Hurt.

He Went Back To Car And Kicked It A Lot Of Times.
Sitting Back He Looked At The Scratches,

Child Wrote

I LOVE YOU DAD

Ishq Dard Hai

Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,,

Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai..

Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,,

Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai.

When Pride Rolls Me Down

When Pride Rolls Me Down,
Humbleness Pulls Me Up;
When Lie Cracks Me Down,
Truth Builds Me Up;
When Sins Makes Me Dark,
Forgiveness Make Me Light;
When World Push Me Away,
My Allah Pulls Me Near.
Good Morning.

Art of Conversation

The Art of conversation is not only to say

the Right thing at the Right time

But to leave the Wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting Moment.

Ghalib – Tanhai Faqeer shayari in urdu

Na Kch Rha Jo Pas Apne To Sanmbhal K Rakhi Faqt ‘TANHAi’ Ye Wo Saltanat Hai,,,

“*~ Ghalib ~*” Jis K Badsha B Hm,,,, Faqeer B Hm,,,, 0R Hr Faisly K Wazeer B Hm….

Black Bulb

pathan to dukandar:give me black bulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain
mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

Laut Ka Anay Wala

Tum Laut k anay ka takalluf mat Karna,
Hum Ek mohabbat ko Do baar Nahi kartay…

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.

Koi Ek Select Karen.
A,
B,
S,
N,
E,
F,
T,
Y,
R,
K.

Reply Mst

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Answer Is

A…00%
B…50%
S…100%
N…90%
E…10%
F…75%
T…05%
Y..60%
R…98%
K…20%.

Interesting Joke

~ 1 intersting
Joke Reply with
YES/NO
Yes.
Kia tmhary ghar walon ko pata hy k tum pagal ho.?
Ans=
Yes No
Reply must

Minar-e-Pakistan

Sardar: ik wari me chota jia hunda C

Me Minar-e-Pakistan to gir gia c.

2nd sardar: Fir mar gia c k bach gia c?

Sardar: Menu ki pata me te chota jiahunda C 😀

Listen to reply

The biggest communication problem

is we do not listen to understand

We listen to reply.

Decent Shayari

  Raat yun khoi hui teri yaad ai,

Jaisy veerany mein chupkay sy bahar ajae.

Jaisy sehraon mein holy sy chaly baad-e-naseem,

Jaisy beemar ko bey waja qarar ajae…….

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

Smile Beat Them

Thousands of languages around this world,

But SMILE beats them all.

Becoz Smile is the Language that even a BABY can UNDERSTAND.

tarpana sikha gaya

Dil ki kitaab ka safha le gaya koi.

Ankhon se neend ura le gaya koi.

Kisi ki yaad me trapne ki adat nhi thi mujhe.

Apni yaadon se tarpana sikha gaya koi..!

Logg Shehar mein Jis ke Naam se

Badnaam kerte ha Logg Shehar Mein Jis k Naam Se
Qasam Se Jee Bhar K Aaj tuk Ne Usay Dekha b Nahi.