Waqt ke Chokar per

Tujhe Bhi Waqat Ki Chokat Pe Nend AA Gai

Palat Ke Tu Bhi Na AAya, Meri Khushi Ki Trha

is bhrosay k sath

ALLAH se jb b maango to is bhrosay k sath k

“Ae RAB jb me ne Tujse nhi manga tb b TU ne mje dia,

To ye kese mumkin hai k me TUJH se mangu or TU Ata na kre!

Not to Worry

if something is wrong, fix it if you can.

But train yourself not to worry.

Worry never fixes anything.

-Ernest Hemingway

Do not need a girlfriend

Best T-shirt Quote:
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i dont need a girlfriend.
my studies irritates me everyday thats enough…. 😀 😛

I Love You

“I LOVE U” Kehne Ka Sub Se Behtar Din Konsa Hota Hai???

Guess?Guess? Simple1st April Agar Bat Ban Gai To Cool

Warna Keh 2 BAJI April Fool;-)

Fruits Ache Hote

Badam,
Naarial,
Pista,
Akhrot,
Kishmish,
Mong,
Phli,
Chilghoza ,
Injer,
Sb Dry

Fruits Ache Hote Hain Mgr
Teri To Baat Hi Kuch Aur Hy

Chuwaray 😉 😛

Tareekiyon se shikwa

Tareekiyon se shikwa mein kis haq se karta Mohsin ….,

In Ujalon Ne Kon si Meri Tanhaaiyan Mita Di……!

Second Day of Eid

Second day of “Eid Mubarak” to u and ur family.

May God give u more happines.

Batch Mates Getting Engaged

Sadness is

when all of your batch mates are getting engaged

you are still single.

Angry wifes note to

Angry wifes note to husband:

Your dinner is in the recipe book on page 32 and the ingredients are in kitchen :-p

Meaning of Wife

Husband asks, do u knw the meaning of WIFE

It means Without Information Fishing Everytime

Wife says No It means With Idiot For Ever

Its A Computer Not Your Husband

Wife To Husband :
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Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
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Darling ,,,
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Its A Computer Not Your Husband

Zabt e Gham per Ghuror

Mujhe Zabt_e_Gham Pe Ghuror Tha Sar_e_Bazam Aaj Ye Kia Hua?

Meri Ankh Kese Chalak Pari

Mujhe Ranj Hai Ye Bura Hua

Mujhe Ap Kyon Na Samjh Sakay Ye Apne Dil Se Puchiay

Meri Dastan_e_Hayyat Ka

Hai Warq Warq Khula Hua

Mujhe Hamsafar B Mila Koi

To Meri Tarah Hi Luta Hua

Kabi Manzilon Se Hata Hua

Kbi Qafilon Se Luta Hua

Mje Ik Gali Mein Para Hua Kisi Badnseeb Ka Khat Mila

Kahin Khoon_e_Dil Se Likha Hua Kahin Ansuon Se Mita Hua….

Dont Walk Behind Me

Dont walk behind me;
I may not lead.
Dont walk in front of me;
I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

BEAUTIFUL DUA

BEAUTIFUL DUA:

Ya Allah!

jo merey muqaddar mein nahi likha, us ki koshish aur tamanna mein mujhy mubtala na krna,

aur jo taqdeer mein likh dia hai, usay asan bana dey.

Ya Allah!

Mujhy us kam k liye fursat dena, jis kam k liye ap ny mujhy paida kiya.

Aur us kam me masroof na honay dena, jiski zimy-daari ap ny khud li hai.

Ya Allah!

Har haal me shukar karny ki taufeeq ata farma, Aur eeman pe zindgi aur eeman pe mout ata farma.

(Aameen)

ASALAM.O.ALIKUM.

soft & cool

Be soft & cool like water,

so u can adjust anywhere in life.

Be hard & attractive like diamond,So no one can play with ur emotions.

GOOD NIGHT

Ussi adaa key sath

Suno phir se kehdo na Aaj ussi adaa key sath

Mujhy tumse mohabbat hai…. Haan mein tumhaai hoon.

Teri Jesi Ankhon Walay Sahil

Teri jesi ankhon walay sahil par jab atay hain
tou lehrain shor machati hain, lo aj samandar doob gaya

Funny Tom and Jerry

Arab newly-wed went on honymoon to London.

1 day in the hotel room, the husband heard his wife scream, “Far! Faaaarrrr!”

(which is the Arabic word for mouse).

He wantd to inform Room Service but didnt know what the Eng word for “faar” is

Husband: Hello, room service? Room service: Yes sir, how can I help you?
Husband: Mmmm…:> You know Tom & Jerry?
Room Service: Yes sir, I know Tom & Jerry.
Husband: Yalla Habeebi, Jerry is here

Uska Zikar Kar Ke

Aazamte Hain Log Zabt Mera
Baar Baar Uska Zikar Kar Ke ….

Diff between

Diff b/w Federal n Lhr/ board questions:

federal- What is ur name?
(10 Mrks)

lah0re board- What is ur name & its origin? Give relations & applied aspects along with it’s logical significance. Also explain with the help of graph; it’s upper & lower limits. (2 Marks):-D

TAN MAN PAYASA

Maine usy kitni bar kaha ha k din mai 8,9 glass pani pya karo Faraz

Lekin

wo phir bhi kehti ha k MERA TAN MAN PAYASA CHANA WE TERE PYAR DA..

Mila Aik Dil

Mila Tha ik Hi DIL Jo Dy Diya Tum ko,

Hazaron B Hoty To Tere Liye Hoty…..!

Most confusing day in America

Fathers Day is America most confusing day

80% do not know whom to wish and

20% are scared that some one will come and wish them

Every smoker have a story

Every smoking have a story

so before you say him smoking kills

i want you to know that something is already killing him

Christmas Gift Ideas / Suggestions

Christmas gift ideas / suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Botloon Ki Thuss Thuss

Aik sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe gaya or dukandar se bola!

Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai!

Dukandar ne khol di!

Phir Kaha Aik 7-up Bhi Khol

Dukandar ni khol di!

Phir kaha aik sprite bottle bhi kholo!

Dukandar ne khol di

Phir kaha aik Mountain Dew Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ghusa ho gaya aur bola: Tu Konci payega kameny?

Sardar: Bhai peeni tu koi nahi bas mujhy inn botloon ki Thuss Thuss pasand hai

Jholi Khushiyon Se

“*._ Tu Jb Bhi Koi “*._ DUA Kary

“*._ Mera RAB “*._ Tujhy Wo Atta Kary
“*._ Teri Jholi Khushiyon Se
// Bhari Rahy
“*._ Bin Mangey
Hi Sb Atta Kary
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“*._ Tere Hath | Uthain
_.*” ‘Baad Main
|.*.| Mera RAB
|.*.| Wo Pehle
|.*.| Atta Kary

Sardar ka demag

Frog: “Sardar ka demag nahi hota”

Sardar: “Hota hai”

Frog: Nahi hota nahi hota

(& jumps in water)

Sardar: “Lo, is mai khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi”?:-):-D

My Son Has Swallowed A Key

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key

Aik khubsurat soch

Aik khubsurat soch

Hamesha samjhota karna seekho! kyun k thora sa jhuk jana,

kisi rishte ko hamesha k liye tor dene se bohat behtar hai.

TRUTH AND REALITIES

In this cruel world of relations, I’ve learnt that… Promises are not CONTRACTS sweet words are not GUARANTEES Big hugs are Not BONDS And that nothing Is permanent in this Life. One day someone is mine The next day that person is gone. Last night someone was sweet the next morning the same person is Insensitive. Relations are not always about Fairytales & Fantasies They are about TRUTH AND REALITIES…..!!

Love what you do

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
if you havent found it yet, keep looking. do not settle.
As with all matters of the heart, you will know when you find it

-Steve jobs

Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan

Jisne bana dia her ghar ko gulistan…/

Chala jaega kuch dino ma ye mehman…//

Tohfe ma dey jaraha hay ye ‘EID’ sabko…!

(Alvida ! Alvida)

mah-e -ramzan.

Shaadi ke 3 Din Baad

Shadi ke 3 din bad wife apne husband se:

Suno ji aaj se aapke bina mai nahin aur mere bin aap
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Wahi wife shadi ke 10 sal baad husband se:
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Uth kamime aaj ya to tu nahin ya mai nahin

Weekend Night

On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:

“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.

Husband ne usay bandha

Or

dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya…:-):-D

Himat ker Himat

,****,

(@.@)

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Maan sadkay jaway…..

Pehlay rozay me he kesi shkl nikl aai hai…abi to 29 rozay baqi hai…

Himt kr himt.!

Success be your noise

Work hard in silence,
let your success be your noise.

yado me teri yad thi

yado me teri yad thi,
kia yad thi kuch yad nahi,
teri yad me sab bhol gaye,
kia bhol gaye kuch yad nahi,
yad ho tum sirf yad ho tum,
q yad ho kuch yad nahi.

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Mil K Bicharna Dastor Hy Zindgi Ka

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

Roz Gunaah Karta Hun

Roz gunaah karta hun, woh chupata hai Apni Rehmat se,
Mein majboor apni Aadat se, woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se…

Best of SAAGAR Poetry

(Bst of SAAGAR)

Mere Hathon Main Apne Naam Ki Lakeer Dekhna

Meri Ankhon Main Apne Husn Ki Tasveer Dekhna

Kya They Or Kya Bna Dia Teri Ulfat Ne

Kese Ban Gaye Hain Tere Pyar Mein Faqeer Dekhna

Boht Naaz Hy Na Tujy Apni Husn ki Dolat Per Dost

Mere Paas B Hy Zakhmon Ki Jageer Dekhna

Mere Ho Or Mere Hi Reho Ge Hamesha

Rang Laaye Gi Sachey Pyar Ki Taseer Dekhna

Bohat Zulm Sahey Hain Teri Judai K Ham Ne

Sada Ek Jesi Nhi Rehti Taqdeer Dekhna.

Darood Ke Fazelat

He ibadat ka pata nai k wo qabool hui bhi hai ke nai

Lekin

“DAROOD PAK” Aisi Ibaadat hai K

Zuban se ALFAZ nikalty he QABOOL ho jata hai !!!!!

Raat Bhi Tareek Hy Kuch

Haadsay Yeh Roonuma Hone Lage Hain,
Woh Bhi Hum Se Bad gumaan Hone Lage Hain,

Raat Bhi Tareek Hy Kuch Aaj Ki,
Aur Hum Ke Bayimaan Hone Lage Hain,

Koun Aata Hy Meray Ghar Ki Taraf
Raastay Kiyun Kehkashaan Hone Lage Hain,

Wassal Ke Lamhay Bohat Purrkaif Thy,
Ab Yeh Lamhay Imtehaan Hone Lage Hain,

Dekheye Kab Jaan Jati Hai Meri,
Dekheye Woh Jaan-E-Jaan Hone Lage Hain.

Coz I AM Cute

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute.
If u edit this, I’m still cute.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this,
u r jealous of me coz i’m cute

With me alone

I m not alone
ALLAH is always with me

Phool Gamlay Ke Sath

Achi Zindagi Guzarny K Lye
Agar Koi Apko Patthar Maary
To Ap Usko Phool Maaro
Lekin
Gamly K Saath

Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki

Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi,

Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay.

Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0)

Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui.

Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai.

Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B..

Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai…

Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn.:-D

Jab Se Tu Mujh Ko Hai Chorr Kar Gaya

Jab se tu mujh ko hai chorr kar gaya. .
Ye dil ka hansta hua sheher bayabaan ho gaya. .

Meri aarzoo mein teri aarzoo thi jaan. .
Tery baad mein bolta hua be-zuban ho gaya. .

Pehly darta tha mein maut se subha-o-shaam. .
Magar tery baad mujhy marna aasaan ho gaya. .

Tery baad to ye saara sheher veeran tha. .
Mein samjha tha k sirf mera nuqsaan ho gaya. .

Ye batao k aisi bhi kia ghalti ki thi Gul ne. ..
K tu hum se youn achnak anjaan ho gaya. . !

My Plane Was Crashed

My plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobiles battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED BDAY 2 U

Dosti k phool

Dosti k phool kabhi murjhaya nai karte,

Hanste cheron ko Roalya nai kerte ,

jin ki sansain chalti hon ap k sms say ,

unhay itna tarpaya nai kerte

Relations Are Just Like WATER

Good Relations are just like WATER..

No colour, no shape, no place, no taste, but still very very ..important. for life..

Good morning ..Have A Nice day

American Life Style

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE
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DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday

Forgot to invite U

DAD: Ur a naughty baby.. It is Ok

But Dont forget next Time

Toote Hue Dilon Ki

Toote hue dilon ki…Duaa mere saath hai,
Duniya teri taraf hai…Khuda mere saath hai.
Awaaz ghunghrooON ki…Nahin hai to kya hua
Saagar ke tootne ki…Sadaa mere saath hai
Tanhai kisko kehte hain…Mujhko pata nahin
Kya jaane kis hasin ki…Duaa mere saath hai
Paimana saamne hai to…Kuch gum nahin Nizaam
Ab dard-e-dil ki koi…Dava mere saath hai
Duniya teri taraf hai…Khuda mere saath hai
Toote hue dilon ki…Duaa mere saath hai

Class me teacher Be

Banta to his Son Oye, Ghabra na mat, Tu sher da puttar hai..

Son : G ha papa, Class me teacher B yehi bolti hai, Ke tu jarur kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai

bhoore b jawani ke

ûjhkø ðëkhêñ gë $¡tàárê tô z¡ýáà máàñgë gê…

Âûr þ¡ýáà$é tér¡ Zúlfóñ $ê ghàtáá mâåñgë gê…

Àþn¡ Kåàñðhê $ê ðûþàttá ñâ tárákñë ðêñá…

Wàrñá bhôørê bh¡ Jàwáñ¡ K¡ ðûã mâåñgë gê….

Golden Words

Golden Words:3 chezein kbhi ziada mt krna!
1.Intezar.
2.Aetbar.
3.Izhar.

Kamyab rho gy.3 chezein snbhal k rkhna!
1.Raaz.
2.Zuban.
3.Haya.

Kbhi nhi pachtao gy.3 kamon mein jldi kro!
1.Farz.
2.Qarz.
3.naiki

.Sukon milega.3 dost bna lo!
1.Husne ikhlaq.
2.Quran.
3.Naik amal.kbhi tnha nhi rhogy

Khusboo Mere Hathon Ke

Ye Na Samjh K Bichra Hoon To Bhool Gaya Hu Tujhe…!!

Tere Hathon Ki Khushboo Mere Hathon Main Aaj Bhi Hai….

7 sachaaiyan

7 sachaaiyan dunia ki:

1. Aapki Aankhen aap k jisam ka wo hissa hai jise aap saabun se nahi dho sakte

2. Aap apne Baal nahi gin sakte

3. Aapki zubaan aap k saare Daanton ko nahi chhoo saki

4. Sirf bewaqoof log point no 3 try karen ge

5. Aap muskura rahe ho Q k aapki zubaan aapke sare danton ko chhoo sakti hai

6. Aap hans rahe ho Q k aap bewaqoof ban chuke ho.

7. Aap ise aage send karo ge Q k aap maza lena chahte ho, Dusaron ko bewaqoof bana kr. 😀

roz ka murga

TEACHER:Kal schol q nai aye tm
STuDeT:Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha
TCHR:ye to parindo ki bimari hy?
STDNT:ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kb hai
roz murga bna deti hAin

Liptan di Chaa

A lady went to a store and ask a salesman (who wz Sardar) :

Liptan di chaa ha…?

Sardar: menu tay nae ay par tenu ay tay aja lipat ja,..

Main be kharidar hun

Main be kharidar hun,
main be kharidun ga,
Payar kha bikta hay pta bta do…:(

urdusms.net Yaha sab bikta hay 😀

SAJDE ki Fazeelat

Ek american medical research se ye bat saamne ai hai k insan k dil k zarye khoon poore jism me gardish krta hai leken dimagh dil se upar honay ki vajah se blood us pressure se dimagh tak nhi pohnchta jitna zaruri hota hai or ye kami dimagh ki kamzori, depression ki vajah banti hai.
Tehqeeq k doctor k mutabiq agar insan rozana ek dafa b aisi position me aey k uska dimagh uske dil se neeche ki taraf ajae JIS TARAH MUSALMAN SAJDA KRTA HAI to khoon sahi tarah dimagh tak pohnch jata hai or usko taaqatwar or tar o taza rakhta hai
subhanAllah
Gud Morning

Hain Mere Humsafar

Mere Zehan Ko Jo Nahi Qabool Wohi Log
Hain Mere Humsafar

Mujhe Har Tarha Se Jo Raas Tha Wohi
Shakhs Mujh se Bicchar Gaya…!!!

KHUDA khair Kare

Bint-e-Hawa Ne Khol Rakha Hai Bazar -e-Gunah
Ibne -e-Adam Hai Kharidar KHUDA khair Kare…”

What I Dream Of Is

What I dream of is an art of balance,
of purity and serenity devoid of troubling or depressing subject matter –
a soothing, calming influence on the mind,
rather like a good armchair which provides relaxation from physical fatigue.

Status of Women in Islam

When a muslim girl born:

She becomes a reason for her

father to enter paradise

When she grow up and marrys a man:

She completes the other half

of his religion

When she becomes a mother:

Paradise will be under her feet

This is the status of our women in Islam

Mohabbat ho he jati hai

Mohabbat kanch ka soda,

Mohabbat aag ka darya

Mohabbat june jesi hai

Mohabbat barf jesi haai

Mohabbat raat kali hai

Mohabbat neela mosam hai

Mohabbat kacha aangan hai

Mohabbat titliyoon ka ghar

Magar phir bhi Mohabbat ho he jati hai

Kisi na-maloom basti se

Kisi anjan hasti se

Kisi kaghaz ki kashti se

Kisi khirki k manzar se

Kisi dhundli c hasrat se

Kisi jhooti tasalli se

Mohabbat ho he jati hai…!!

Ek Admi Kabar Par Betha Tha

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

Optimism Is The Faith

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.

Aasman par Eid kay Chand

Kitni Mushkil Se Aasman Pe aata hai nazar Eid ka Chaand
Ke Chaand Ne Andaaz Tumhara Seekha Hai

Eid Mubarak !!!

Nargis karobar

A Girl asked Nargis:
Aunty Aap k pass Car, Bangla our Bara Bank Balance hay.
Aap ka kya Karobar hay?

Nargis: Bus beta chotta sa “HOLE ,, SALE” ka Karobar hay.

Rishto’n Ki Rassi

Rishto’n Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hy

Jab Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Me Paida Hone Wale Sawalon Ka Jawaab B
Khud Hi Bana Laita Hay.

So b careful.

Or Colors Dikhao

1 pathan Murdey k leya kafan lene gya
shop waly ne usy Kafan diya
pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagal ho gya

pathan:Is me Or Colors Dikhao…!

Jealous is actually

Jealous is actually good why?

because that means you actually love so much

for a guy/girl that you donot want them with everyone

else but you.

MUQADAR per Roya nai kertien

Hazart ALI (R.A) ne farmaya

“Jin AANKHOON SAJDON me Ronay ki AADAT ho ,

wo AANKHAIN kabhi apne MUQADAR per Roya nai kertien.”

Ankhon se beh ni pata

Bohat ander tak tabahi macha deta hai
Wo ashk jo ankhon se beh nahi pata