Ramadan Mubarak

hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain

Meri Dua Tere Naam

Meri Dua Tere Naam Ye jo ham me tum me hai rabta Khuda kare ye sada rahe

Ye charagh hai to jala rahe Ye phool hai to khila rahe

Tu jahan rahe sukhi rahe Tere sath meri duaa rahe

Tu duaa kare to qabool ho Jo wafa kare to wasool ho

Koi gham na tere qareeb ho Tera jeevan khushi se bhara rahe

Tu jahan chale saba chale Tu jahan ruke bahaar ho

Teri jis taraf bhi uthe nazar Wahin mousam-e-gul khila rahe…Ameen.

Mere Naakami ka Sabab

Meri gharibi hi rahi meri naakami ka sabab

maloom na tha k dosti bhi dolat k tarazo me toli jati hy

Taleem yafta ho jata

Log khty hn k 1 larki k parhny sy sara ghr taleem yafta ho jata hai

Lekin us larki k college jany sy 40 lrky fail ho jaty hn uska kya?? 😛 😛

Dosti Ki Hifazat

Kehte Hain

Hamesha Dosti Ki Hifazat Karo

QK Dost

Nemat B Hai

Dua B

Rishta B

Bharosa B

Taaqat B

Ehsaas B

Mithaas B

Haqiqat B

Muhabat B

Wafa B

Pasand B

Chahat B

Sahara B

Raaz B

Parda B

Phool B

Khushboo B

Umeed B

Or

Muskaan B

A ”ALLAH” Meray Doston Ko Lambi Umar,

Achi Sehat Or Bohat Sari Khushiyan Atta Farma

Or

Saray Ghamon Se Mehfooz Farma.**…AAMEEN..**.

Ji Le apni zindagi

Ladka: I Love You..

Ladki: Agar mai tumse I Love You kahu to tum kya karogi..

Ladka: Khushi se mar hi jaunga

Ladki: Ja Pagal Nahi Kehati..!!

Ji Le… Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara..!!!

When I Draw Something

When I draw something,
the brain and the hands work together.

Mohabbat mar ni sakti

Puranay Rabton ko Phir, Naey Waday ki Khwahish hay

Zara, ik Baar Phir Keh do K Mohabbat Mar Nahi Sakti

Khudi Kya Cheez Hai

Hosh Walo Ko Khabr Kya By Khudi Kya Cheez Hai

Ishq Kijye Phir Samjhye Zindagi Kya Cheez Hai…

Bijli Bnd krne ki

WAPDA MAN :
Bijli Bnd krne ki Niyat:-

Niyat Krtà Höön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghréb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“AY LO GAI”.

Aap Ki Yaad

“Maana k hm izhaar nhi krtey”

“Matlab ye nhi k Aap ka khyaal nhi krtey”

“Udaasi main “BEET” jaata hy wo din”

“Jis din hm Aapko “YAAD” nhi krtey..”

Even More offensive

Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive 😛 😉

Compare your Marriage

Never compare your marriage

to the ones you see in movies

They are written by Screenwriters

and Yours is written by ALLAH.

Festival of lights

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

Urdu Dua Ghazal Shayari

“.*.*.”DUA”.*.*.” Tere raste mein khushiyon k khilen kanwal

Tere liye umar bhar koi likhta rahe ghazal

To kisi ki duaon mein sada rahe shamil

Tujhy Parwardigar ki rehmaten rahen hasil

Roshni tera muqaddar ho

Tere liye kamyabion ka samandar ho

Pare na tujh par kisi burey ki nazar

Na ho tujh par kisi bad-dua ka asar

Har lab par ho tere liye dua,, , Tere sath rahey umar bhar meri ye DUA…!’,’! ….AMEEEEEEEEEN.

Happy Friday Sms Quotes & Saying

Those Who Believe And
Whose Hearts Are Satisfied
By Remembrance Of GOD.
Oh, It Is By Remembrance Of
…GOD That Hearts Are Satisfied.
For Those
Who Believe And
Do Good Works, There Is
Happiness And A Beautiful
Destiny…
Quran [13: 28,29]
Have A Blessed Friday

Koi valentine card

Girl in shop: Koi valentine card hy js pe likha ho

Tum he mery pehle or akhri pyar ho?

Dukandar: Han hy

GirL
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Ok 12 de do 😛

Tuhanu Manaan vaaste

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

When Life Gives You

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,
show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Life is too Short

This Life is too Short to Make Strong

Relations,

I don’t know why People Break the Developed Relations,

This Life is too Short to Say Something to Ur Loved Ones,

I don’t know why People Keep Silent for a long Period,

This Life is too Short to Make Real Friends,

I don’t know why People Break Friendship,

Think before it’s Too late,

Today is time, Nobody knows about NEXT Moment,

Bcoz

Life can’t Wait,

& Death always Waits

Ganjay k Sar k Baal

Aik bar ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aye

Ganja naai k pass gaya,

Naai Gusse se bola Inhein ginon ya katon?

Ganja sharmate hue bola…..

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Colour ker do

You Know You Are In Love

You know you are in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Zindagi Ke Din Kaise Bhi Hon

zindagi ke din kaise bhi hon,guzar jayen ge,
ek din hum bhi chupke se dunya chord jayen ge,
aaj rehte hain aap ke dil main yaad ban ker,
kal ansu ban ker ankhon se nikal jayen ge.

For Right Person

Dont wait for the right person

to come into your life.

Be the right person to come

to someone life.

Katrina Kaif Funny Sms

Once KATRINA KAIF Was Crying.

Mother: “Y R U Crying?” KATRINA:”

I ‘m Very Old”Mother:

“No.beta U R Only 26”

KATRINA: “But Mom NABEEL i Is Just 17”

My Wishes For You

My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations!
Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!

My Motto

My motto:

No good movie is depressing.
All bad movies are depressing.

BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon

Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker

Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,

Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker

Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon

tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki

Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,

Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai

Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay

Shikwe hain zuban pe

Shikwe hain zuban pe taqdir ke mare hain
Daman bhi hamare hain aansoo bhi hamare hain

Kisi ke ek aansoo per hazaron dil tadapte hain
Kisi ka umar bhar rona yonhi bekar jata hain

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One Good News, One Bad News

One good news
One bad news
Good news: Jumma Bazar me 1 kg Aaloo k saath NOKiA N97 Free
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Bad news: 1kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=only

Naraz na hua karo

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na huwa karo

DOSTO

In-fact Khoobsorat log kum bola karte hain,

Oh Meray ALLAH..!

Sheetan ke Azadi Eid ke Din

Mubarkan
oh g Mubarkan!!!!

Balle Balle
Haye Shaawa

Tak Taka Tak

Duzzzz…
Duzzzzzzzzzz..

Hala lala

kyun k…

Yusi Azad hone wale ho 2 ya 3 din baad

Maar khao

Dosti kro college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se,
Pyar kro dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
aur maar khao ger wali se

Tere shahar mein DIL

Hum to aaye thay tere shaher men DIL k zakhmon ki dawa lene

=D0ST=

Hamen kiya khaber thi k yahan to log DIL bhi nikaal lete hen..:

What is a calorie?

What is a calorie?

Calories are the little devils that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter 😛

Ishq Hi Ek Haqiqat Nahi

Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahi
Kch Aur Bhi Hy

Zulf-o-Rukhsar Ki Jannat Nahi
Kch Aur Bhi Hy

Bhool-o-Aflas Ki Is Maari
Hui Dunya Main

Ishq Hi Ek Haqiqat Nahi
Kch Aur Bhi Hy …

From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)

Cows Don,t Fly

Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows dont fly!

Nargis bazar me

Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gayi

Nargis ne 1 bohot lambi moli dekhi or pocha bhai ye kiya hai ??

Shop Keeper: Ye Hamaray liye Moli hai or aap k liy mamoli hai.

Beginning of a new year

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is beginning of a new year!

Yaadein Rait hote

aGar Yaadein Rait Hoten To Kya Khoob Hota..

Muthi Se Nikal Jaten, Main Pairon Se Uraa Daita…..

Sardar Masjid Ma

Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki or pakrra geya Molvi: inne jutti chukki ae.. Edi Tind’ karo. Sardar : Aa ik jutti waapas le lo, te Foji cutting kr deo.:-D

Zardari Funny Sms

Ahmed faraz k baad Ab Benazeer Assman se likthi hain,

A for Apple B for banana…!!

Bilawal k Abu zara jaldy uper ana ….. !!

(Sab Kaho Aameen)

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Reply must wid a reason

Suppose u take birth again and u r given choice by God to select any other relation with me…
What will be ur choice?
Best friend
Enemy
Brother
Sister
Boyfriend
Cousin
Teacher
Student
Husband
Father in law
Mother in law
Sister in law
Wife
Kid
Lover
Uncle
Aunt
Neighbour
Girlfriend
School mate
College mate
University mate
Boss
Employe
No Relation
Reply must wid a reason…

Uniqness of Darood e Pak

Uniqness of Darood e Pak

>Wahid kaam jo Allah khud b krta he or apne sath apny bando ko krny ka hukm b deta he

>Farishty hr cheez count kr skty hen siwaye Darood e Pak se nazil hony wali rehmaton k

>Aisa unique kaam jis men insaan k Left n Right dono frishty aik sath busy ho jaty hen, Right nekiyan likhny men or Left gunah mitany men

>Wahid kaam jo hamesha qabol hi qabol he

>ik aisa kaam k jsko krny wala kbi mehrom nahi rhta.
SUBHANALLAH

Us Ki Aankhon

Us ki aankhon ko kabhi ghaur se dekha hai Faraz,
Roney walon ki taraaah jaagney waalon jesi..

Difference Between School And College

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. 😉 😛 😀

Dil Se Dua Hai Hamari

Dil se dua hai hamari,
Jindagi tumhari sanvar jay,
Tumhe jiski talash hai,
Khuda kare oh khud tumhari talash main aaye

Xcellent Love Quote

Xcellent Loce Quote !!!

“I do not fear to die But

My fear is tat if i die Who’ll Luv u as much as i do ?? 

Sadiyon Ki Rifaqat

Jisy Mehroomiyan Mili Hon Wohi Jaan Sakta Hai

Zubani Hosla, Jhooti Murawwat Kuch Nahin Hoti

Kai Rishton Ko Jab Parkha, Nateeja Ek Hi Nikla

Zaroorat Hi Sabhi Kuch Hai, Mohabbat Kuch Nahi Hoti

Kisi Ne Chorr Ke Jana Ho To Phir Chorr Jata Hai

Bicharrna Ho To, Sadiyon Ki Rifaqat Kuch Nahi Hoti

Taaulq Toot Jaye To, Safeeny Doob Jaty Hain

Ye Sab Kehny Ki Batein Hain, Haqiqat Kuch Nahi Hoti

Mohabbat kuch Nahi Hoti..! Mohabhat kuch nhi hoti

Garmiyan Agai Hain

Tmam dost suun lain Garmiyan Agai Hain Apny
Sar Par Geela
or Thanda
Kapra Rakhin
Dimaag Par Soraj Ki Kiranain Mat Parny Dein
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BHOOSA JLdi
Aag PKarta Hai.

Ye kaisa khawab tha

Ye Kesa Khwab Tha Jhatka Sa Laga Dil Ko,

K ik Shakhs Pareshan Mri Talash Main Tha.

Bata ni sakte

Tm yaad nahi karte hum bhula nahi sakte,

Tm hasa nahi sakte hum Rula nahi sakte.

Dosti itni khoobsurat hai hamaRi,

Tm jan nahi sakte aur hum bata nahi sakte.

mery dada ny

Pathan: mery dada ny 1857 ki jang men dushman ki tangain kat di thin…
D0st: Gerdnain q nai katin?

Pathan: W0 k0i pehly he kat gya tha!!!

Muskan hi kafi hai

Kuch nahi chahiye ik muskan hi kafi he

Tm Dil me base rho ye arman hi kafi he

Hm ye nae kehte hmary pas aa jao

Bs hmen yaad rakhna ye Ehsan hi kafi he.

Share Must Be True

Shakespear says! ” It is not necessary to share everyting between true friends.

But it is necessary that what you share must be true .”

Mummy Ka Sath ku Sote Ho

Beta: Papa Aap Mummy K Sath Q Sote Ho?

Papa: Sath Sone Se Piyaar Barhta Hy Is lye.

Beta: Papa Jhoot Mat Bolo

Is Se Piyar Nhi

Parivaar Barhta Hy.

Lady Shopkeeper Se

Lady: Shoes dikhaaiye.

Shopkeeper: kitnay number ka?

Lady: 32 number ka

Shopkeeper: Jaao Madam jaao, ghar se soch kr nikla kro k lena kya hai?

Moon is sighted

As the crescent moon is sighted

As the crescent moon is sighted

And the holy month of Ramadan begins

May Allah bless you with happiness and

grace your home with warmth and peace

Jab Bomb Gira

Tv reporter ne zakhmi sardar se

pucha, JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?
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Zakhmi sardar – Nahin haramzade

woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, Paaji….. Boom !!

If People Says You Are Crazy

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool
but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Yesterday Night I Saw A Dream

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

OYE CHAWAL

Have you ever noticed that when you shout in Pakistan
“OYE CHAWL” !!
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Dozens of people turn around? 😀

Khoob naam hai

Khoob naam hai “MUHAMMAD”, Jis pe nukta bhi “RABB” ko gawara nahi, Un ki muhabbat se jo moun pheray, Donon jahan mein us ka guzara nahi, Daman-e- MUSTAFA ko hum chhor dein, Itna kamzor emaan hamara nahi, Khud “ALLAH” ne Nabi se ye keh diya, Jo tumhara nahi wo hamara nahi..”SUBHAN ALLAH”

Ankhon ki zubaan

Aj ankhon ki zubaan hum ney samjh li warna…..!!!

Apnay honton pe tu wo Na hi sadaa rakhta hai……!!!

Dil Ne Ik Tamanna Ki

Tum Ko Dekha To Ye Khayal Aaya
Zindagi Dhoop Tum Ghana Chaya

Aaj Phir Dil Ne Ik Tamanna Ki
Aaj Phir Dil Ko Humne Samjhaya

Tum Chale Jaoge To Sochenge
Humne Kya Khoya Humne Kya Paya

Hum Jise Gunguna Nahin Sakte
Waqt Ne Aisa Geet Kyoon Gaya

Aaj Phir Dil Ne Ik Tamanna Ki
Aaj Phir Dil Ko Humne Samjhaya

Never left your side

Friendship isnt about whom you have known the longest.
Its about who came, and never left your side

Dil Se Dua Hai Hamari

Dil se dua hai hamari,
Jindagi tumhari sanvar jay,
Tumhe jiski talash hai,
Khuda kare wo khud tumhari talash main aaye.

Tum bin meri zaat adhuri

Tum bin meri zaat adhuri,
Jese koi baat adhuri,
Hijr k sare din hain pure,
Lekin hai har raat adhuri,
Lafzon ki gehrai mein jhanko,
Samjho na har baat adhuri,
Nam ankhen or sookhhi palken,
Hoti hai barsat adhuri,
Mujh se mujh ko chheen gae tum,
Reh gai meri zaat adhuri..

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Kisse khata soch rahe ho

Muddat se yhi jan e ada soch rhi hun
tm kaise huye mujhse juda soch rhi hun

shikwa nhi koi tmse na khudse koi gila hai
ulfat me huyi kisse khata soch rhi hun..

Us Se Hamain Pyar Tha

Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Ta,
Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Ta,
Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Ta,
Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Ta.

Maybe ItsA Little Depressing

Maybe its a little depressing to think that my vision of a perfect world is actually so messed up,
but I think it means that I dont really understand what perfect is.

4 cheezo ko

4 cheezo ko khoob Sanbhaal k rakho:

1: Namaz main dil ko,

2: Tanhayi main soch ko,

3: Mehfil main zubaan ko,

4: Rastay main nigaah ko..!
Good morning

Greatest Illusions of Life

One of the greatest illusions of life is that…
“We always believe there is more time in tomorrow than today!…

Bina Kahe Hi

Bina kahe hi mera har dard jaan leta hai..
Mujse le kar meri yaaden sambhal rakhta hai…

Lost ur pen

Lost ur pen=no pen

No pen=no n0tes

No n0tes=no study

No study=fail

Fail=no degree

No degree=no work

No work=no m0ney

No m0ney=no fo0d

No f0od=u get skiny

U get skiny=then u get ugly

Ugly=no love

No love=nO mariage

No mariage=no children

No children=al0ne

Al0ne=depressi0n

Depressi0n=sicknes

Sicknes=death

Moral: Don’t lose ur Pen,U’ll die 😛 😀

A good tip

A good tip
“Jb 5 second ki smile se Photo achi ho skti hy to,
Hamesha muskurane se zindagi  b achi ho skti hy..!”
so keep smiling .:-)

Rishtaa Tore Ke Janey Waley

Rishtaa tore ke janey waley,
Mujh ko chorr ke janey waley,
Ab ki Eid pe,
Mujh ko jitney card miley hain,
Un cardon mein sab se pyara,
Sab se acha,
Pehla card tumhara hai,
Mujh ko chorr ke janey waley,
Zara kaho to,
Yeh kiss aur ishaara hai ???

wo Dua ho Tum

“Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”

Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,

Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,

Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,

Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,

Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,

Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.

Happy Mothers Day Urdu 2012 Sms

Manzil duur aur safar bohot hai…

Choti si zindagi ki fikar bohot hai…

Maar daalti ye duniya kab ke hume lekin…

Meri Maa ke Duaon main assar bohot hai..

dil se teri yaadain

Kahan mumkin tha main dil se teri yaadain mita deta,,

Bhala kaisay main jee pata, agar tujhko bhula deta??

Teri ruswai k dar say labon ko see liya warna,

Teray shehr_e_munafiq ki, main bunyadain hilaa deta,

Ki tark_e_wafa us ne, to hogi uski majboori,

Jisay barsoon dua di thi, usay kiya bad-dua deta??

Khabar hoti agar mujh ko, nahi hay tu muqadar main,

Usi lamhay main hathon ki, lakiron ko mita deta.

CHALLNGE” kisy khty hy

Exam me Sawal aya
k “CHALLNGE” kisy khty hy?

pathan Ny pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr lkha”APNy BAP Ki AULAD Hy TO PASS KAR K DiKHA,

its

chellenge

Happy Father’s Day

You may be
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.

Happy Fathers’Day

Pyar kiYa to Darna kia

Usne mje Raat ko Qabrustan me Akele Chor dya
Ye kah kar

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Jub Pyar kiYa to Darna kia ?
(,”)/’
,/) ) Ammiiiiiii..
_/_/.. Bachao…!

Dil Ki Zuban

unhain ye khwahish k hum zuban se izhaar keren
hamen ye aarzu k wo dil ki zuban samjh len…..!

TIBB-E-NABWI (S.A.W.W)

TIBB-E-NABWI (S.A.W.W)

* Jo Log Khany Se Pehly

Thora Namak Chakh Len

Wo Log 30 Qism Ki Bimarion se Mhfuz Rehte hn.

* Khaj0or Ko Nashty Me istemal Kro Ta k Tmhare Andruni Jrasim ka Khatma Hojye.

* Gham Ka Shikar Ho tou Kheer Kha lya kro.

* Zukam Se Mt Ghabrao

Ye Tmhen Junon Se Mehfoz

Rkhta Ha.

* Kalonji Me Mot K Siwa hr Bemari ka elaj hai.

* Aankh ka dukhna Andhy Hony se Mehfuz rkhta hy.

* Khansi k hony se falij se hifazt rehti hy

“Ek bar darud parh k apne doston ko is tohfy se zaroor nawazain..”

Sota Hoa Sher

Aam aadmi sota hua Sher hai
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Jaag gya to fir se alarm band kar k so jata hai

funkaarian nahi kerni

Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi

“Aey allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri ammi ko ek khubsurat damaad de de.

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Pta hai kya hua

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USKI Choti behan ki shadi ho gai ;

MORAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.