Have Given Up

i Have Given Up…!

i Have Given You ToO Much…..

Dont you Know…..

I m Not A Testing MateriaL….

Zindagi ke Thakkan Se

ZinDaGi Ki ThaKKan MEiN GUm HO GaYa,,,
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WoH LaFz JiSSy SaKoon KeHty HAiN.

Best Lines For All

1.Being happy doesn’t mean that every thing is perfect,It means you have decided to see beyond the imperfections.
2. Crying isn’ t showing weakness, its showing that u have been strong for too long.
3. Asking Someone for 4givness doesnt mean that u are coward but it means u want to save the realationship.
4. Accepting Others talent doesnt mean that u are inferior but it means that you are wise enough to recognize GOD’S beauty in every human being..

Watch Around

There are so many people out

there who will tell you that you can not.

What you have got to do is turn around

and say watch me

Some Virus Cannot be Removed

1 day an Angel tested me..

He erased all my memory & asked

“do u remember any 1 now” ??

I told ur name .

Angel Smiled & said:

Sum Viruses can’t be Removed.”

Ajab Hai RASAM-E-ULFAT

ajab hai

RASAM-E-ULFAT ay

FARAZ

dil hamara hai magar
IKHTIAR
kisi aur ka hai…

Tusi Dum Darood Walay Oo Yha Bumb Barood Walay

1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola “molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?”

Umar Kat Rehi

Umar kat rehi hai judai ke ghum mein
magar ankhon ko karta nahien num mein

na jane kab ashaar ki aamad ho jaye
sda jaib mein rakhta hoon qalam mein

zindgi ki uljano mein ulajh ke raeh gya
wagarna tum se aa kar milta sanam mein

duniya mein char din ka mehman hoon
tera pyar yaad rakhon ga hamdam mein

Asghr duniya se guzar jaye bhi to kya
kabi na bhoolon ga tere karam mein

A Woman Her Age

Never Ask A Woman Her Age..!

A Man, His Salary..!!

And… Now-A-Days…

A Student, His Percentage..!!

It Hurts 😛

Share if you agree my friends

Eik Marasi Aur Doctor

1 Mrasi Ki BV Ka
Bukhar Nhi Utr
Raha Tha
Usy Doctor Ny
Mashwra Dya K
Molvi Sahab Say
Dam Krwa Lo
Molvi Sahab
Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay
Mirasi Phir
Doctor K Pass
Gya Or Bola
Mola Khush
Rakhy Changa
Mashwara Dita
c
“Bukhar Ty magro
Leh Gya ay Hun
Molvi Ni Lehnda”

Chaha Kisi Ne Mujh

Ye gumaan tha k chaha ha bohat kisi ne mujhe

Mein aziz to sabi ko tha magr zarortu ki tarah

Ek khubsurat teacher ne

Ek khubsurat teacher ne 3 bacho ko thapar mara

Punjabi bacha: sorry mam

Pathan bacha: hamara kya galti hai mam

Karachi wala: Aaaaahhh!

maza a gya. :p :p

Time to examine

Independence day is a
good time to examine
who we are and how we got here.

Happy Independence Day !!

Mera zoq tumhari chahat

Kabhi Tumhara Naam Lena, Kabhi Tumhari Baatein Karna

Mera Zoq Tumhari Chahat Or Mera Shoaq Tum Pe He Marna.

Billi Dum Kuy Hilate He

billi dum kuy hilate he……….?
batano na kyun……..?
batano na kyun ……..?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

Mery Zakhm’on Ko Marham Ki Talab Hai

Mery chaaro’n taraf hai dasht-e-be-paaya’n, kahan ho tum?
Mery maathay pe bosa deni wali maa’n! kahan ho tum?
Mujhy jhalsa rahi hai zindagi ki dhoop barso’n se
Meri umeed, meri zeest ka saaman kahan ho tum?
Kharaash’ain daal di hain dil k aainey pe duniya ne
Mery har dukh, mery har dard ka dar-maa’n kahan ho tum?
Mein thak k girney wala hun, mujhy aaghosh mein lay lo!
Ta’aqub mein hai mery gardish-e-dauraa’n, kahan ho tum?
Mery wo dost khush-qismat hain jin ki maee’n zinda hain
Meri nazro’n mein saara sheher hai weeran kahan ho tum
Kahan ho tum? ye dekho mera seena kitna ghayal hai!
Mery zakhm’on ko marham ki talab hai maan! kahan ho tum?

Shop Par Likha

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun?

Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha

Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…….

Break their bones

Dont break ur friends heart Dey hav only 1
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Break their bones, Dey hav 206.

Think hatke 😉

JUMMAY ka Khubsurat Tohfa

JUMMAY ka Khubsurat Tohfa. . .
JUMMAY k din Maghrib or Isha ki Namaz k darmyan mey
Surah-e-Fatiha (11) Bar
Surah-e-Kausar (11) Bar
Surah-e-Ikhlas (11) Bar
Parhney sey ALLAH Pak agley Jummey tak Rizq ka Intezam Kar detey hain.
*Yaad sey parhain or dosron ko bhi baatain*
Jumma mubarak!!

Funny Punjabi sms – bijli aggay nai labdi

2 aadmi motor cycle par pankha lay kar ja rahay thay,pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha.
Ek sardar ne dekh liya aur 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peechay lag gaya.
Kuch faslay par un ko roka aur donon ko 1,1 lagai aur bola:
Saaleyo, bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakootaraan tay pakhay laaye hoay nay.

Kabhi Muskura Kar Jo

**GHAZAL**
Yunhi ajnabi na bana karo
kabhi muskara k mila karo
kabhi sun to lo mera hal_e_dil
kabhi mujh se koi gila karo
teri ik nazar teri ik ada
meray dil ko kardia la pata
mere dost mere hamnawa
mere dil ka koi pata karo
ye tareka e ishq koi to ho
ya wafa karo ya jafa karo
koi faisla mere mehrban
koi rasm tum bhi ada karo
na hi zeest ka koi rasta
na hi khud kashi ka he hosla
mujhay piyar do ya mujhe maar do
kuch kaam tum bhi kia karo……

Mere Biwi ko Naraz

1st Friend: meri biwi naraz ho k apna ghar chale gai ha..

2nd: aur Tum apna rab ki kon kon si neymatoon ko jhutlaooge???

Bhool Jaaya Karo

” Sunheri BÄÄt ”

” NAIKI ” Kar Ke Aise Bhool Jaaya Karo

.. Jaise ..

” Shaadi ” Karne Ke Baad Husband Muskurana Bhool Jata Hai¿

Aik Tum He Kafi

Mujhe yaroon Ki Lambi Qataaron Sy Nahi Matlab

Agr Tum Dil Sy Mery ho jao To Bus Ik Tum Hi Kafi Ho.

U R SO DhEET

U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤

U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤

U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤T

U R SO ¤¤¤ET

U R SO ¤¤EET

“U R SO DhEET”
hr veley Tarifaan nai hondiyan.

Fairest skin

Beauty is not about having
fairest skin or prettiest face.

It is about having the purest heart

In a School function

In a School function:

K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,

Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,

………

He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whm 1 luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid’ My dear,brothers & sisters..” 😉

Yaadon ko Tere

Yaadon ko teri hamne khone na diya

ghamo ne bhi chup hone na diya

aankhen toh aaj bhi bhar ayi teri yaad ma

per teri di hue kasam ne hame rone na diya

Nafraton K dar se

Nafraton K dar se tum muhabbat na chor dena

Aansu’won k dar se tum hasna na chor dena

Chahton k raste me hoti hy haar bhi

Kantoon k dar se tum chalna na chor dena

Jeena mushkil to hy adawaton k shehr me

Marne k dar se tum jeena na chor dena

Milne se pehle bicharne ka khaof bhi hoga

Bicharne k dar sy tum milna na choor daina…!!

Sari Umer Tm Ko Pyar Mile

Saari umar tumko pyar mile,
Jo dil mai hy woh hazaar baar milay,
Bichar jate hyn milnay k bad bhi kuch log.
Jo kbi na bichre aisa tumko pyar mile..!

For All The Years Of Your Lives

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Gham e dastaan suna kr

Bs B kr ae BADAL Galti ki ,,

tuje apni Gham e dastaan suna kr.

Teri Yaad Mai Raat Guzar Jati Hai

Kitni jaldi zindagi guzar jaati hai…
Pyaas buztee nahin barsaat chali jaati hai…

Aap ki yaadein kuchh iss tarah aati hai…
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jaati hai..!!!

kahan peda hue?

kahan peda hue?
Pathan:North Waziristan.
Miss:spelling btao?
Pathan:miss thehro humko lgta haik hum UK mian peda hua hai:.

tum ko sham sataye

jis waqat tum ko sham sataye

sard hawa dil na behlaye

jis shab soo na pao tum

becheingi kuch barh si jaye

ankh zara si nam ho jaye

jisam thora sa garam ho jaye

samjhoo

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.

tum ko bukhar hy

2 tablet PANADOL kha lena 😉

her waqat shero shairi nahi hoti

Main kavya khan afridi hon

Mohsin, Ghalib, ya Faraz nahi 😛 :/

News make you shocked

From the folowing news which news wil make u shocked & amaze when i told u dis???

1.i m pass wid A+

2.i studied whole

night

3.i cooked food

4.i m in love

5.i m engaged

6.i clean up my

mess

7.i didnt fight

today

8.i m not hungry

today

9.i had my first

crush

reply must..

Haste Hoe Ro Diya

Aaj dil hasty hasty ro diya,

Mujhe mehsus hua jese kuch kho diya,

Ankhon me itne ansu or

dil me aj aisa dard hua,

Pata nai kisne hame apna bana kr chor diya.

JO NAMAZ K0 AHMIYAT NAHI deta

LamhaE FiqaR

JO NAMAZ K0 AHMIYAT NAHI deta. Usy MARTE Huwe Yeh 3 SAZAIN MiLTi Hen.

1.W0 Zaleel Ho kr Marta Hai.

2.W0 Bh0ka Marta Hai.

3.Samander Ka Pani B Pee lay W0h Pyasa Hi Mare ga

Reason i am bored

Log out from fb (reason coz em bored)
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After 5 minute log in fb (reason: em bored 😀 )

Mehfil me chiragon ke

Tum Zara Mera Hath Thaam k Dekho Tu Sahi,

Log Jal Jayenge Mehfil Me Chiragon Ki Tarhan..

Do not wait for Opportunities

“Do not wait for extraordinary opportunities,
Seize common occasions & make them gr8,
Weak people w8 for opportunities.. strong people make them happen..

Zehar Judai

Aao kisy shab mujhe tot k bikhrta dekho
meri ragon main zehar judai utarta dekho,

kis kis ada se tujhe manga hai rab se
aao kabhi mujhe sajdon mein sisakta dekho,

teri talash mein humne khud ko kho diya
mat aao samne magr kahen chup k humen tarpta dekho.

Zindagi Ki Uljhanon Mai

Masroof Hum Bhi Bohat Hain Zindagi Ki Uljhanon Mai
Ay Dost
Par Uljhanon Mai Doston Ko Bhula Dena .Dosti.. Nai Hoti…..

Catch Another Fool

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Eid le ker ate hai khusiya

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai dooriyan,

Eid hai khuda ka aik nayab tabarok,
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

Maut Tah Buri Cheez Hai Yaaro

Maut tah buri cheez hai yaaro

te mauto buri judai

sabh toh buri udeek sajan di

jheri rakhdi khoon sukayi

My Dear Brothers

In a School function:

K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,

Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,
………

He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whom I luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid
‘ My dear,brothers & sisters..” 😉

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha

WIFE:
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri
Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya
Hota?”
HUSBAND:
Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi
Ka Bura Nahi Socha.

Ungal Sms- Adult Urdu Sms

Aap ko meri Taraf se

.

Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se,

.

or mere area walo ki taraf se,
.
Or 16 Caror Pakistanio ki taraf se
.
.
.

” UNGAL ” 😉

BEAUTIFUL PRAYER

^~BEAUTIFUL PRAYER~^
O ALLAH…
Enlighten what is Dark in Me,
Strengthen what is Weak in Me,
Mend what is Broken in Me,
Bind what is Bruised in Me,
Heal what is Sick in Me,
Straighten what is Crooked in Me
and
Revive whatever Peace and Love has Died in Me..!
Ameen

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Main bewakoof

Main bewakoof’

Main bewakoof’

Main bewakoof’

Main bewakoof’

Main bewakoof’

Main bewakoof’

Aaista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai…;-)

Musibat ya Aazmaish

Hazrat Ali (R.A) se kisi ne sawal kia k

“kis tarah pata lagaya jaye k insaan per aanay wali musibat saza hai ya aazmaish?

Hazrat Ali (R.A) ne farmaya k

“jo musibat insaan ko Allah se door karey wo saza hai

Aur

jo musibat insaan ko Allah k qareeb karay wo Aazmaish hai.”

Kal raat bohat mujh ko satati rahin ankhen

Ik roop k sagar me nahati rahin aankhen

Khuch khuwab mere dil me sajati rahin aankhein

Yadoon k darechy pe wo deti rahin dastak
…
Kal raat bohat mujh ko satati rahin ankhen

Palkon se tapakne na dia aik bhi ansoo

Ye rasm e muhabat bhi nibhati rahin aankhen..

Dabbe e paon garmiya

Guzar chali Hen Dabbe-e-paon Garmion ki chutiyan….!

Khayal-e-University jo Ata Ha, Tu Aanken Bheeg Jaati hn.

Greatest Illusions of Life

One of the greatest illusions of life is that…
“We always believe there is more time in tomorrow than today!…

The Reality Of Tongue And Heart

God never liked the hardness of Tongue or Heart ….
That is the reason why God Made them Boneless

Spoon of smile

SpeciaL NashtA 4 U.

Plate of REHMAT
Glass of BARKAT
Bowl of MAGHFIRAT
Cup of HAPPINESS

WITH

Spoon of SMILE

Assalam o Aliakum

Good morning.

Hate the feeling

I hate the feeling when you have to say

goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with

A Life Spent Making

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,
but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Sona Kaha Hai

Daku: pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,,
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Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar hy, kahin b so jao…

Hazar bar guftagoo hoe

Hazar Bar Hui Us Se Guftagoo Lekin

Hazar Bar Koi Baat Reh Gyi Mujh Se

Waqt Ka Takaza

Likhu Kuch Aaj Ye Waqt Ka Takaza Hai,
Mere Dil Me Dard Abhi Taaza Hai,
Gir Padte Hai Ashq Mere Kagaz Par,
Kalam Me Sayahi Kam Aur Aansoo zyada Hai.

Best Mother SMS

MAA:
3 saal ki umar mae hum kehty thy: “ammi i love u”
10: “ammi jo bhi hae mjy kia”
16: “uff meri maa boht nasihate karti hae”
18: “mujhy is ghar mae nahi rehna”
25: “ammi aap thik kehti thi”
30: “mujhy apni maa k ghar wapis jana hae”
50: “mae apni maa ko khona nahi chahta”
70: “mae apna sab kuch lutaney ko tayar hu bas koi meri maa ko wapas le aae”
MAA SIRF AIK HOTI HAE !!! Uski muhabat ko saraho, k agar aik din wo dunia se chali gae to bohat daer ho jae ge.
Forward karo agar samajhty ho k tmhari maa dunia ki behtareen maa hae aur uski qadar karo.
ALLAH hamari maa ko dono jahan ki khushya de amen