Ghazal

!…GHAZAL…!
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(‘,’)

.!! Ghar Sy Bhag Gai
Hain. Jis Ko Mili Us Ki.

Atibaar ka atibaar

Hum se un pe aitibar ki hadd puchty ho

Tou lo sunoo

Unhon ne din ko kaha raat

Tou hum so gaey 😀 😀

Neend ki neend Aur atibaar ka atibaar :p

ALLAH Pak Ke Rehmaten

Samandar Bohat wasi Hy Lekin

aap itna hi Paani Le sakte ho jitna

aap k Haath me Aata hy Usi tarah

ALLAH PAK ki Rehmaten

La-Mehdood hen Lekin

aap itni hi Paa sakte ho

jitna aap ka EMAAN pukhta hy

Sona Kaha Hai

Daku: pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,,
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Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar hy, kahin b so jao…

Zindagi Ki Asal Khoobsorti

Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti yeh nahi ke aap kitne khush hain,
Balke
Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti to yeh hai ke dusre aap se kitne khush hain.

Some Common Questions

Some common questions

1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?

2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?

3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?

4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?

5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?

answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first

If We Dont Discipline Ourselves

— “if we dont discipline ourselves, the world ll do it 4 us” —

AZAN will be unable to

The person who speaks during AZAN will be unable to

recite the shahadah while dying,

If you do not spread knowledge,

then it is ur sins that are stopping you to do so

Azan Ka Ehtram

Agr tum Quran pak ki tilawat kr rahy ho or azan ki awaz aye to Quran pak ko band kr k Azan suno, aur us k kalmat ka jwab do

” Zara sochye azan k waqt Quran pak ki tilawat nai krna chahiye Or hum log azan k waqt baton or TV band krne se b nai baz aaty.

azan ka ehtram kare

Teray Lot Anay Se

Teray Lot Anay Se Yeh Ehsas hua “~Faraz~”,.,.,
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Jithay Di Khoti Othay Aan Khaloti! :.

ANMOL RAHI

Hum to Aaj Bhi Aap Ko Usi Tarah CHAHATEIN Hain,,

***ANMOL***

Jaise Sookha Huwa Darkhat Barish Ka Talabgar Hota He..

_.-“” ANMOL RAHI “”-._

Suppose its a frnds group

Suppose its a frnds group. what i am in a group according to u?

Gossip king
Chill factor
Team leadr
Ultimate fightr
Bindas budy
Eye candy
Rude dude
Ms.Atitude

A Pray For Our Nation

Kyun Aankh Mai Behty Huay Ashkoon Ki Lari Hai,
Chup Reh Mery Ham Watan Qiyamat Ki Ghari He,
Hota He Kuch Gumaan Sa Maidaan-E-Hashar Ka,
Har Aik Musalman Ko Apni Hi Pari Hai,
Mit Jaye Mera Dais Ye Halaat Bana Kar,
Atraaf Ki Har Kom Tamashy Pe Khari Hai,
Phir Surkh Surkh Hai Mery Daryaon Ka Pani,
Lagta Hai Kaheen Khon Ki Barsaat Pari Hai,
In Zalimon Ko Jarr Se Mita De Ay Mere RAB,
Sab Hath Uthao K DUAOON Ki Ghari Hai
(Request 2 Pray 4 Pakistan)

Pados Wali Aunty Mujhe Bohat Tang Karti Hain

Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..

AB AAP KI BARI HAI

Kisi ki aas ban kar phir

Kisi ki aas ban kar phir,

Usy tanha nahi karty.

Bhala kitni bhi mushkil ho,

Magar aesa nahi karty.

Muhabbat me shikayat ka,

Kahan dastoor hota hy.

Gila kar k muhabbat ko,

Kabhi ruswa nahi karty.

Wafaen to haqiqat main,

Bari anmol hoti hain.

Kabhi apni wafaon ka,

Sila maanga nahi karty,

Rooh Ka Rooh Se Ristha

Guftar na takrar na izhar ka rishta,

Us jaan-e-wafa sey hai mera pyar ka rishta,

Samjho to bohat qaabil-e-tazim hai logo,

Ek rooh ka ek rooh sy iqrar ka rishta.

From: Qamar Saghir

Truth of school life

Ultimate truth of school lyf

if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl

and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl

Dosti Muhabbat Ka Phool

Dosti muhabbat ka phool he sambhal kar rakhna

Tuty na dil kisi ka bus itna khyal rakhna….

Fauji pakistani

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Speak In A Soft Way

“Hard Words Can not Touch A Soft Heart, But Soft Words Can Touch A Hard Heart ..So Speak In A Soft Way And The World Will Be Yours…!!!”

Wishing 14th August

Wishing u a Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Barhiya – Special
Ek dum Mast & Happy
Bole To ek dum Jhakas
*Happy Independence Day*

Dad And Son

Munna ne raat ko DAD ko MOM k sath Sex karty howay daikha,

Subho howi to Munna MUTH mar raha tha k Dad ne daikh liay aur pocha ye kiya kar rahy ho?

Munna bola “MUNNA apna kam khud karta hai kisi ki MAA nahi CHODTA”

From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)

Election Results 2013

Funniest Fact

When You Re-arrange Word

ELECTION RESULTS

It Would Become

LIES – LETS RECOUNT

Baarishon ke Barasny Ka

Ab kia faida in Baarishon k barasny ka

wo shakhs hi Nahi pas mery jo

lagta tha galy in Bijliyon k Darr sy.

Happy rainning day 😛

Log Kehte Hain K

Log Kehte Hain k EID Aayee Ha ?
Tum Aajao to Yaqeen Aa jaye..

Exam ki Rat

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia

Head aya to

Sona ha

Tail aya to

Film dhake gy

khara rha to

Ganey sunygy

Or agr hawa me rha to

qasm se puri rat parhyngay:p:

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chez

“Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon mein Se aik cheez apno ki judai hai ”

So Plz. Aik 2 sms kar dia karo”Kal v halka jea bukhar ho gya c 😉

Chinese Kitna chlti

A man Chinese wife dies 1 year after marriage

Santa tries 2 console that man but does nt know what to say

Santa: Hota hai yaar.. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti

Aankhein aur Khawab

Kitna adhura lagta hai jab badal ho

aur barish na ho

jb zindagi ho aur pyaar na ho

jb aankhe ho aur khawab na ho

jb koi apna ho aur pass na ho

Tere muhabbat ki chamak

Chalakne lagi hai mere chehre pe teri muhabbat ki chamak

shona

Aaj tou mummy ne bhi boldia FARII aakhir bat kia hai

Ashfaq Ahmad Book Zaviya

Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book Zaviya.

Achi baat to sab ko achi lagti hy jab tumhe kisi ki buri bat b buri na lage to samj lena tumhe us se MOHABBAT hy.

Tajurba insaan ko galat fesly se bachata hy.
Magar
Tajurba galat fesly se hi hasil hota hy.

Izzat dil me honi chahiye lafzon me nahi.
Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahi.

Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hy.
Balke khush naseeb wo hy jo apne naseeb par khush hy..

The Most Expensive Gift

Sincerity is a very Expensive Gift , So dont Expect it from a Cheap Person.
(Shakespear)

Heart Breaking Moment

The most Heart Breaking Moment in our childhood

Jb ami kehti thi mehmano ne jo paisey diye hen wo mje do ;-> 😛

April Fool Funny Sms

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

Doctor Owr Allah Ko Khabi

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

True Sincerity

Don’t Judge your close ones by the way they Speak.
Judge them by the way they care.

Because,
Care is the real Outcome of True sincerity

Jin K Dil Toote Hotay Hain

Bohat Mushkil Hai Hr Chehry se Dil k Raz Parh Lena,*,
=Jin k Dil Tootay Hotay Hein,wo Pehchanay Nahi Jaty.

Shadi ki Pehle Raat

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai

Right or Wrong

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Did Not Have Electric Power

Joke of the century . .

Once Upon A Time There Was A Country Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power But Did Not Have Electric Power… 😀

dhlez pr sadiyon

us ki dhlez pr sadiyon sy khra hun”
mugh se milny k jo lamhat ,,,,,

IN LAKEERON MAIN

Aik Din MaiNe Us
Se Pocha
Mein Kahan Hon!
‘ UsNe Kaha ‘

Mere Di£ Main
Meri Jaan Main
Meri Saans Main
Meri Aas Main
Mere Di£ Ki
Dharkhan Main
Mere Rooh Main
Mere Poray
Wajood Main

Phir MaiNe Pocha K Main
Kahan Nahi
Hon?

Us Ne Kuch Dair
Socha Or Phr
Apne Hath Agay
Kar Diye Or
Kaha
“IN LAKEERON
MAIN”

Taqdeer ke likhay per

Taqdeer Ke Likhay Par Kabhi Bhi Shikwa Na Kiya Kar

Tu Itna Aqalmand Nahi Jo Khuda Ke Iradey Samjh Sakey

Jahan Bhar Ke Fasany

Hans Hans Ke Sunati Hain Jahan Bhar Ke Fasany

Pochon Tery Bary Main To Ro Deti Hai Barish

This Is Life

When I got enough Confidence,

the stage was gone…!

When I was

Sure of Losing,

I won…!

When I need

People the Most,

they left me…!

When I learnt to

dry my Tears,

I found a Shoulder

to Cry On…!

And

When I Mastered

the Skill of hating

SomeBody

Started loving Me…!

When i finally learnt wat life was all about. It was already too late…

THIS IS LIFE!

William Shakspear…..

Best Good Luck Sms

I wish ALLAH paint the canvas of ur life with the most beautiful colours & sprinkle peace,love,

luck,succes & joy at every step of it. (Aameen)

Ek Sardar Bhagwan se

Ek Sardar Bhagwan se:

Oye Bhagwan, Je kal Mera Prize Bond na nikleya te main tenu Tor Dena ee…

(Pandit Ne ye sun liya or us ki bajae ek chota Bhagwan wahan rakh diya)

Next day,wohi Sardar Aaya!

Jab usney chota Bhagwan Dekha to us se kehne lga:

Oye

Main te Mazak kita c,
Abba Kithe Nass gya a Tera.?

1st Year Students Of MBBS

1st Year Students Of MBBS
Were Attending Their 1st Anatomy Class.
They All Gathered Around The Surgery Table
Wid A Real Dead Dog.
The Professor, Put His Fnger In Dogs Mouth
& Tasted It In His Own Mouth.
Then He Said Them To Do The Same.
The Students Hesitated 4 Several Minutes.
But Eventually Everyone Inserted Their Fingerz
In Dogs Mouth & Tasted It.
When Everyone Finished,
The Prof. Looked At Them & Said:
The Most Important Quality Is Observation.
I Inserted My Middle Finger But Tasted The Index Finger.
Now Learn To Pay Attention.

Show your independence

It is time for you to show your independence.

let yourself be heard

so dont follow others footsteps. be youself fly free

i mean you are independant after

Dour-e- na’gawaar

Marna tu is jahan mein koi haadsa nahin,
FARAZ
Is dour-e- na’gawaar mein jeena kamal hai…

Dreams are Always Big

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??
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Students: Because our dreams are always big !! =

Distances do not Matters Heart Beat

Distances do not
matter when the memories
are sweet
And
special people
are not forgotten as
they always remain in Heart Beats.
TAKE CARE.

Fool Sms in Urdu

Koi Insaan ankhen band ker k mujhe 3 dafa

pukare to main us k samne aa jata hun

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try kero

1

2

3

nai aya?

?

Pehle Insaan tu ban jao..

Life Is A Song

Life is a song – sing it.
Life is a game – play it.
Life is a challenge – meet it.
Life is a dream – realize it.
Life is a sacrifice – offer it.
Life is love – enjoy it.

Dil ki TAQAT

Dil ki ‘TAQAT’
ALLAH k Zikar
may hy,
Dimagh ki ‘TAQAT’
Quran e pak ki Tilawat
may hy,
Jism ki ‘TAQAT’
NAMAZ
may hy,
or
Rooh ki ‘Rahat’
DUROOD Shareef
may hy.

us k badal jane ka

Main us k badal jane ka yaqeen kaise kar loon “FARAZ”

Suna hai phool murjha to jate hain mager rang badla nahi karte…!

When You Give Up You Lose

Dont ever give up.
Even when it seems impossible,
Something will always
pull you through.
The hardest times get even
worse when you lose hope.
As long as you believe you can do it, You can.

But When you give up,
You lose !

trust on friendship

A Friend of mine Asked me one day:

What if i break your trust smeday?

I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

proving me right is your choice

Zara Thehro Barish Mein

Zara thehro k

barish ha

ye tham jaye to phr jana

k kisi aur ka tm ko cho jana

muj ko acha nhi lagta

Muqammal Zindagi

Jiske Aane Se Muqammal Ho Gayi Thi Zindagi

Dastakein Khushiyon Ne Di Thi,

Mit Gayi Thi Har Kami,

Kyun Bewajah Di Yeh Saza,

Kyun Khwaab De Ke Woh Le Gayaa

Guroor Aur Ghaflat Ka

Guroor Aur Ghaflat Ka
Nasha Sharab Se Bhi
Zyada Hota Hy. Jo Iss
Nashe Mein Mubtala Ho
Jata Hy Wo Jaldi Hosh Mein
Nahi Aata …
Hazrat Ali

Bhegy Mosam Ka

Bhegy Mosam Ka

Bhega Sa Saath

Bhöla Hua Waqt

Bhöli Hui Baat

Wo Bheegi si Aankhen

Wo Bheegi Si Yaad

Mubarak Ho Aap Ko

Februry ki LaSt Barsaat.

HapPy Sweet Rainy Evening

The Most Important Thing You Fixed

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me
That day I will always treasure I love you Happy Anniversary

Marty waqat mujay

Aik Bazuragh sy kisi ny pocha
“Marty waqat mujay Qalma nasèéb ho ga.?

Buzurgh:
Subeh jub Ankh khuly tou ALLAH ki yaad a jaye, samaj jao k Eman salamat hy.

Warna Darood e Pak Ki kasrat rakho mout sy pehly jannat main apna maqam daikh lo gay.
INSHALLAH

6 jaga Hansna

6 jaga Hansna 25 baray gunahun k brabar hy:

1-QABRSTAN me.

2-Janaza k pichy.

3-Ulma ki majlis me.

4-Tilawat-e-
QURAN pak me.

5-Masjid me.

6-Azaan k hoty wqt

sirf aik dfa send kr dain pta ni kitny log is tra krty ho gy ap ki waja se koi is gunah say bach jyn.

Uff Main Kahan Jaon?

TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k,

khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega,

ap to 100% safe ho,

“Uff main kahan jaon?”

Happy New Year

Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2012 ka,
apna sath 2013 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year

Girl Friend Moti Ho

Arz Kya Hai

Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Mei Nhi ati

wah wah

Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Mei Nhi ati
(‘,’) girlFRIND ‘..(> Moti Ho

Ankhon me kch barsaat

Kiya kashish thi uski Ankhon me mat pocho Barsaat
Mujh se mera Dil larr pra mujhy wo shakhs chahye…

Qabil e Aitbar

Insan khud Qabil e Aitbar Nhi Hota

Bal k Uska Kirdar Aur Uski Sachai

Usy Qabil e Aitbar Banati Hai….

Meri Aankhon Say Maat Poocho

Meri aankhon say..
maat poocho..
qarb kay samander ka…
bikharna hay kesa….
bachpan may jo sikhaya tha…
guriya ko sajana….
rait kaygharonday banana…
sabar ki char dewari may…
aansoo say piyar doundhna…
maa sub janti ho tum…
meri aankhon say maat poocho….