Ebadat k lamhon me

Ebadat k lamhon me mera 1 kaam krna

Har sehri se pehle, Har nmaz k baad

Har aftar se pehle, Har roze k bad,

Sirf apni Dua k kuch alfaz mere nam krna.

Ramadan Mubarik.

Qatal Karna Hai To

“Qatal Karna Hai To Mehndi Laaagy Hathon Se karo

GurIyA. . . /

Rang-e-Aulfat bhi Rahy Or Khon ki Holi Bhi Chaly!!!!

The blessings of Hajj

The blessings of Hajj

The Prophet (PBUH) said:

ONe who offers Hajj in His way and
doesnt speak obscene language,
and doesnt commit sins, will come
back (purified) as he was at the time
of his birth.

Dabi dabi si wo Muskurahat

Dabi dabi si wo muskurahat labon pe apne saja saja k
wo narm lahje main baat karna ada se nazrain jhuka k
wo aankh teri shararati si wo zulf mathay pe nachti si
nazar hatay na aik pal bhi main thak gaya hoon hata hata k
wo tera hathon ki unglion ko mila k zulfon main kho sa jana
haya ko chehre pe phir sajana phool sa chahra khila khila k
wo hath hooron k ghar hoon jaise wo paon pariyon k par hoon jaise
nahi hai teri misaal jaana main thak gaya hoon bata bata k….!

Ek Aadmi Ko Kata

Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Kata

Admi: Ab Din Mein Bhi ???
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Machchar: Kya Karu Ghar Mein Maa Baap Bimar Hai…

Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne 1 Litre Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai

Bise Lahore Board 9th result 2012

or See Result from Bise Lahore offical website http://www.biselahore.com 9th class Lahore board result 2012 for Student who appeared in 9th class Bise (Board of Intermediate and Secondary Education Lahore) lahore examinations is about to come today on 15th August 2012 most probably at 10:00 AM in Morning.

Date of result is changed from 4th August to 15th August that might be because of many reasons. But chairman of Bise Lahore board said that they want result to be error free to avoid troubles. More over he mentioned that they want result error free like result of 9th class Lahore Board as like Result of matric which announced on 15th july.

As soon as result of bise lahore board for 9th Class is announced student can see the bise lahore board result on Bise Lahore offical website or as soon Bise Lahore updated result you can search result from urdusms.net because we are going to provide the bise lahore board result links most probably after 10:00 AM of morning.

poori dunia main

Plz is Dua ko rokiye ga nahi.

“Ya ALLAH poori dunia main jitne musalman bemar hen ya preshan hen tu un ko apne fazal se maaf farma or un ki bemari or preshaniyon ko khatam farma or ya ALLAH jis ne ye Dua likhi us ko sihat’e kamila atta farma or jis ne agay bheji us ki preshaniyn ko Hal farma, Ameen.

Sharmeeli si wo Aankhain

sari raat ki jagi ankhain
college mein kia parhti hon gi?
khul na jay kahin raz-e-dil
har waqt is se darti hon gi
jany kesy,kidher se aay ga
un ke khabon ka shehzada
chupkay chupkay jis ke baray wo sochti hon gi
ansoun ke sath jane kia un main chupa hai
jis ke khony ka dar se hamesha he wo hansti hon g i
wassi jab se dekhi hain sharmeeli si wo aankhain main ne
tab se ye soch raha hon wo ankhain kis ko doondhti hon gi

Best Urdu Funny Gazal

SUPER GHAZAL .

Ek Chadar ko Raah e mehbub me Bicha dena, .

Mai marjaun to Usey Mera Kafan bana dena .

Bohat Rouyga Mujhy dekh dekh kr Wo Shakhs .

Is liye dair na lagana Mujhy Jaldi Dafna dena .

Lagana Ek Poda Meri Qabar k Sirhanay .

Mery Yaar k Aansu usko pila dena .

Agar bohat Roye Meri Qabar py to .

Mujhy Nikaal kr Usey Dafna dena.. .

Or Kehna: . .

Ley Tu marja Manhoos, . . Mrna b Haraam krdiya! 😀 ghor say purhnay ka shukria. =p

Behtreen Aankh

“Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naimto’n Me Se Ek Naimat H.

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Preshani HaLaat Se Nahi KhayaLaat Se Peda Hoti H.

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Behtreen Aankh Wo H Jo HaQeeQat Ka Samna Kray.

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Dunya Me SbSy MushkiL Kaam Apni iSLaah Krna H Or SbSy Aasaan Kaam Dosry Pr TanQeed Krna.

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Nafrat DiL Ka PagaL’Pan Hy.

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iNsaan Zindagi Se Maayus Ho To Kaamyabi B Nakaami Nazar Aati Hy.

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Jab iNsaan Ki AQaL KaamiL Ho Jati H To Uski Guftagu Mukhtasir Ho Jati Hy.

Jaan Kehne Ki Adat

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

ye rishta hamara

*Mere Paas* *Baitho*

Mein apne daman mein chupa loon tujhko

Dil karta hai apna bana loon tujhko.

Marr k bhi na toote ye rishta hamara.

Is tarha se apni Rooh mein sama loon tujhko.

Apni baahon mein is tarah se le lon.

K phir na baahon se nikalon tujhko.

Tere pyar ne mujhe har cheez se ghafil kar diya.

Ab dil karta hai tujhse chura lon tujhko.

Tere beghair ab “MAIN” jee nahi sakta.

Mere Paas Baitho ye samjha doon tujko.

5 Rupay Glass

Bujha Lo Apnay Seenay Sy Ishq Ki Pyaas…
Faraz De Raha Hai
Ìmili Da Sharbat
5 Rupay Glass,
5 Rupay Glass,
(‘.’)

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Gee Oo Faraz.

Ghairronn ke Baazuoon

Apnay hee thay jo ker gyay waar meray tann per

Ghairronn k baazuoon main kahan zorr qaatlana..

Qaza Ho Gya

Koi juda ho gya koi khafa ho gya,
Najane zindagi mein humse kya gunah ho gaya

Bahut sajde kye kisi ko pany k lye,
Jis sajde mein usy pana tha woh qaza ho gaya

Shaadi kerne hai to

Shaadi karni hai to apni girlfriend se karo..

Dusro ki girlfriend se to ghar wale bhi kara dete hai 😀

Nisbat Nai Rahi

Wo Silsile Wo Shoq Wo Nisbat Nahi Rahi

Ab Zindagi Main Hijr Ki Wehshat Nahi Rahi

Toota Hai Jab Se Uski Maseehai Ka Talism

Dil Ko Kisi Maseeha Ki Haajat Nahi Rahi

Phir Yoon Howa Ke Koi Shanasa Nahi Raha

Phir Yoon Howake Dard Main Shiddat Nahi Rahi

Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ho Gaya Masroof Wo Bohat

Aur Hamein Yaad Karne Ki Fursat Nahi Rahi

Ab Kia Kisi Ko Chahein Ke Hum Ko To

In Dinoun Khud Apne Aap Se Bhi Mohabbat Nahi Rahi

After an Emotional hug

After an Emotional hug
Girl said to the boy:
if you hug me once more like that,
I will be Yours forever…
Boy: Thanks for the warning..

Pyar Ban Jata

koi kehta h Pyar nasha ban jata h,

koI keHta h Pyar saza ban jata h,

pAr pyar kro sacche dil se toh

pyAr jeene ki wajah ban jata h.

Funny independence day sms, Mazahiya Azadi

IGNORE IF U R MARRIED…. . . . .

Baqi sab ke liye.. , . .

Wish you very HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..!

Tare Shahar Kay loog

Kitnay zaalim hain tare shahar Kay loog.
Kattal kar kay poochtay hain ke janaza kis ka hai.

MENU TERA FONE NI AYA

Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya..
MENU TERA FON NI AYA..

Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal v Ni i..

Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya..

J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan!.
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan..

Kede Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya..

J Dil Kidhre La Betha en..
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en..

Mere Gul Wich Pa De Phaya..
Menu Tera Fon ni aya..

Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..

Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya..
MENU TERA FONE NI AYA..

Kamaal Ki Funkaari

Kamaal Ki Funkaari Hain Tum Mein Aey-Jaana…..!!

Waar Bhi Dil Par Karte Ho, Aur Rehte Bhi Dil Mein…..!!

Keep The Smile

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be joyous till i sms again.

Dil meri jaan

Tu mera dil meri jaan,
Jaan e jahaan tu mera maan,
Tu mera dil dildaar,
Tu zindagi da aarmaan

Dastaan e Zindagi

himat nahi ha k hum apni dastaan e zindagi suna saken

aaaammirrrrrrr

mukhtasir suno jiss ney bhi tora g bhar k tora/./////./././.

Kamyabi Hoslon Se

Kamyabi hoslon se milte he,Or hosley doston se milte hain,

Or dost muqadron se milte hain,Or Muqadar insan khud banata hai,

(Hazrat Ali R.A)

TujhKo Chaha He Nahi Teri Parastish Ki

TujhKo Chaha He Nahi Teri Parastish Ki Hay
Is Tarha Kis Nay Tujhey ToOt Kay Chaha Hoga.. ?

funniest situati0n

The funniest situati0n in student life

We hav no idea what to write in the paper & the supervisor comes & says:

“Plzzz hide ur answer sheet”;-)

Moattar Hawa e Eid

Gulshan ko kar rahi Moattar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

Wishing You A Blessed Month

It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..

Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

Judai Mein Marna

Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon SAAHIL
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta

Zang Wafon Ko

Zang hi na lag jaye kahin wafaon ko

Kuch to aap bhi raabton ke silsilay rakhen…. !!

Abhi Tak Tujh Se

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaanon mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

To Accomplish Great Things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for New Year 2014
Happy New Year My Dear.

HOpe Of FOrgivness

Wen I Was Studnt,

I Misd Clases 4 Few Dys

Wen I went back

Techer TOld Me My Atndnce is ShOrt

&

I’m nOt Eligible 4 Exams..

During JOb,

When I Went On Leave WithOut InfOrming bOss,

He Warned Me,

If I DO It Again,

I’ll Be kicked Out..

But My ALLAH Almighty Is SO GenerOus,

SO FOrgiving

Even After Many Absents,

Whenever I Start Offring Prayers Again,

He Never Refuses 2 Accept My Prayer

&

Instead He Gives Me HOpe Of FOrgivness Everytime..

SUBHAN ALLAH…

DIL KI HASRAT

DIL KI HASRAT JUBAN AANE LAGI ,
TUMKO DEKHA AUR JINDIGEE MUSKARNE LAGI ,
YE MERI DOSTI HAI YA DIVANGEE HAR SURAT PE TERI SURAT NAJAR AANE LAGI

Azadi ke din ke dua

Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,

Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani, Fatima ki jawani,

Nehru ki chaal aur gandhi g k baal day:).

JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK TO ALL PAKISTAN

Slient does not mean

Silence does not always mean YES
Sometimes it means

i am tired of explaining to people who
do not even care to understand

Guzar jaye ge zindagi

Guzar Toh Jayegi Zindagi Uss Ke Baghair Bhi Lekin

Tarasta Rahega Dil Pyar Karne Waalon Ko Dekh Kar

Hairan Na Ho

hairan na howa kar you merey yad karney par aaaaammmmiiir

taloq jin sey dill ka ho wo aksir yad a hi jatey hain,,,,,,,,,,,,

This Is A Secret Msg

This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer= I MISS YOU

Firaq e Yaar

Firaq-e-yaar main doby phir khan sambhly

bari hi dil afshani ha wisal-e-yaar ka mosam

Dosti ek drakht ki tarha

Dosti ek drakht ki tarha hai jise napa nahi jata k kitni lambi haibalky

ye dekha jata hai k is ki jarain kitni mazbot hai;

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Nazar Se Nazar Ko Milao Nazar Ka Aitbar Karo

Nazar se nazar ko milao nazar ka aitbar karo,
Hum tum se sanam, tum hum se pyaar karo,

Tum jo rootho to kuch bhi karke manaayen tumko,
Hum jo pal bhar ko jayen to tum intizaar karo..

Molvi Jumay k Din

Molvi jumay k din Hoor ki tarefain bayan kr rha tha Hoor asi hogi wesi hogi,

jb zada josh main aya,to bola”Aur kia bataon,

bs Ghulam Din ki BV ko dekh lo” :$

Qaabil Itna Nahi

Qaabil itna nahi k khara ho sakay KHUDA ki baargaah mein ..
Zara si khaak hai phir bhi na jaanay kis baat ki ana hai insaan mein .

Jaalay Lag Jatay Hain Jab Band Makaan Hota Hai

Guftugu kejiye k ye fitrat-e-insan hai

Shakeb

Jaalay lag jatay hain jab band makaan hota hai. . !

USKI shaadi me Jaa K

WOH na mila to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge,

warna

USKI shaadi me Jaa K

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*COCA COLA*
Hi Pee lengy.
Burrrrrrrrrrrrr..

Happy Winter Season

Winter Season is the combination of sadness and sweet pain of memories.

May the cool wind wipes away the tears from your cheeks softly,

And the sunlight covers you like a shawl and gives you warmth

so that you may not feel loneliness.

May this winter gives you prettiest memories

and be a source of pleasure for you.

Happy Winter season.:)

Went to Kitchen

Went to Kitchen to drink water

and

Missed Pakistan whole top order batting 😉 😛

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Ye Watan Hamara Hai

¡=–.._..-=-._.
¡ ! (* ;
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¡
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Ye watan Humara hy tum ho khamakha is may….
Advance
14 AUGUST MuBARaK

Tum Udas Na Hona

Zindagi ki Rahon mein

Oonch neech hoti hay,

Faaslay bhi bharty hain

Chahatain bhi lut ti hain

Rait kay toofano mein

…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain

Ye bhi ain mumkin hay

Aj hum ikatt’hy hain

Kal ko sath ho na hon

chahay kuch bhi ho jaye

Hoslon ko na khona

Bay waja bhi na rona

BAS !

TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

New Year Wave

New Year waves a
Magic wand over this world,
And behold,
Everything is softer and more beautiful.
Have A Happy New Year 2014

Careful With Your Words

“Be Very Careful With Your Words Once They Are Said,

They Can Only Be Forgiven, But Never Forgotten….!!

Happy Eid Sms 2011

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(‘”) ,’,
(‘”) _.-“”-._
(‘”) (,,/,,,)
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WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY A VERY VERY HAPPY
EID MUBARAK
REGARDS,

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Bheegte Rahe

~ ¤ ~ Bheegte Rahe Barishon Me Aksar

¤Kabhi Mangi Kisi Se Panah Nahi

¤Hasraten Puri Na Hon To Na Sahi

SAGAR

¤Khuwab Dekhna To Koi Gunah Nahi…

apni bebasi

Hum apni bebasi kisi ko nhi btayn gay

Fraz,

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Uper likha to hai k nahi btayn gay.

parday ki Fazeelat

Kaba o Qur’an ko dekha Hai gilafoon Mein Liptay..

Ab Main samjhi hun
K parday ki Fazeelat kya hai..!!
Silent_Msg for all Girl’z..

The Greatest Gift

The Greatest Gift

I Ever had Came From God

I Call Him DAD

The Love We Shared

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

Wo Uljhanay Sari

Kabhi jo hum nahi hon gay Kaho kis ko batao gay??
wo apni Uljhanay sari.. Wo bechaini mein doobay pal..
Wo ankhon mein chhupay aansu.. Kisay phir tm dikhao gay??
Kbhi jo hum nahi hon gay.. Boht bechain ho gay tum..
tanha bohat reh jao gay.. Abhi b tum nahi samjhay..
Hamari un-kahi batain.. Magr jab yaad aayen gay..
bohat tum ko rulayen gay.. bohat chaho gay phir b tum..
hmain na dhoond pao gay.. “kabhi jo hum nahi hon gye… !

Why Did You Go Upstairs

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?
Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Zindagi ek phool hai

Zindagi ek phool jo khil ke murja gaya……….
Dil wo sheesha jo toot kar chuur ho chukha……
Soch ek nadhi jo beh chale door……
Nazar ek lehar jo shil tak na pohnch payee…..
Dil ne aise chot kayee…………
Kuch samaj na ayee………
Ye kaise kismat hum ne payee…..
By Shabana

Good relations

Good relations do not need any promises, any terms or conditions…
It just needs two wonderful people.
One cool like me… One sweet like you..

zamane k ayb

Mana k zamane k lakh ayb hen mujh me….

Magar DOSTO’N ko bhool jana mujhe aaj bhi nahi aaya

Ghazal

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…ghar say bhaag gai hai!!!..:-P

Payary Rozay Daaro

Payary Rozay Daaro !
Allah Nabi (S.A.W.W) Dy pyaro !
Jannat dy haqq-daaro,,,
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Thora Khaao Aey Sehri hey Valima ni

Rakhi Laye The

GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi.

Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
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Classic Answer

Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to
kya tu pehen legi???

Falling in Love With

I already falling In Love
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In One Flag
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Lets my step walking to around the world
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My heart already falling in love
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In One Flag…. Green – WHITE.

funny sms – funny dad and son

DAD: if you paas in the Exam  , I will give u 1 cycle

SON: If I fail?

DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.

SON: why?

DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!

Operation Ke Doraan

Husband: agar Operation k doraan muje kuch

ho jaye to usi Doctor sy Shadi kr lena
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Wife : aisa ku keh raho??
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Hasband : to Doctor ko maaf krdun kia 😀 😀

Icc champians trophy 2009

Icc champians trophy 2009
1. Sri Lanka v/s africa
22-09(d/n 6:00 pm)
2. Pakistan v/s wist Indis
23-09(d/n 6:00 pm)
3. Africa v/s newzeland
24-09 (01:00 pm)
4. England v/s srilanka
25-09(d/n 06:00pm)
5. Austrilia v/s wistindias
26-09(01:00 pm)
6. Newziland v/s srilanka
êngland v/s africa(d/n)
27-09(01:00 +06:00pm)
7. India v/s austrilia
28-09(d/n 06:00pm)
8. England v/s newzland
29-09(d/n 06:00pm)
9. Pakistan v/s austrilia
india v/s westindias(d/n)
30-09(01:00 +06:00pm)
10.FIRST SEMI FINAL
02-10(d/n 06:00pm)
11.SECOND SEMI FINAL
03-10(d/n 06:00pm)
12. ¥ FINAAAAL ¥
05-10(d/n 06:00)
enjoy cricket with

FROM: rizwan wazir (03459661770)

The Blessings Of Ramadan

May The Festival Of Lights
Be The Harbinger
Of Joy And Prosperity.
Wishing You And Your Family
The Blessings Of Ramadan.
Ramazan Mubarak!

Sura TOBA,ayat#126

“Kya yeh dekhte nhi k ye har saal 1 ya 2 baar (Kisi na kisi) aafat me phansa diye jate ha phr be toba nhi karte aur na naseehat pakarte hein?

Sura TOBA,ayat#126

Rotha rahe

Rotha rahe wo mujh say ye Manzör hy lakin

yaaRo osey samjhao k mera shahar na chorey

Andheri raat ka diya

Har gham ko khushi me badalti hai dosti,

Har ansu ko hasi mey badalti hai dosti,

Kuch log samajh nahi patey ke,

Andheri raat ka diya hai dosti..

Sentimentaly ßad

Some People Think “ßlack Colour” As Sentimentaly ßad…

ßut
They 4get 2 Know That Every ßlack Board Makes ßright Future..!